/mtfg/

is ash ever coming back

lauren thread

>>7932080
isn't she banned?

>>7932074
i don't like punching and stuff, i'd rather bite :3

>>7932064
dw she'll be fine :p

PRINCESS Nim thread.

>>7932082
>>7932080

Awww that sucks, no wonder it's been like a week since she last posted.

>>7932080
She's posting as Anonymissie

we should come together and agree that we all hate trotskyites

>>7932088
Which one are you?

>>7932092
Shut up Drake you're the one who banned her.

>>7932080
Doesn't her ban expire today?

>>7932093
yes

>>7932062
Can it feel really good with just fingers, or would I have to invest in a toy for that?

fwiw I've actually managed to cum from anal, but the orgasms from it were just a bit better than average, not the mind-shattering ones that gay men talk about getting from it.

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>>7932083
Here is my edit :3
You're a good girl~ :)

>>7932089
>tfw Gumball is still not using one of my better trips :<

>>7932095
we often switch depending on what we feel like

>>7932098
Idk ask Isla or Faye she talks to them on snapchat but I do know she sent a picture of her ban to isla.

>tfw you're always asked to move heavy things even though you have very obvious noodle arms just because you're a guy
>tfw when you can lift less than the girl that asked you to help you always get chastised and made fun of for it

>>7932102
I HAVE A SEVERE EMOTIONAL ATTACHMENT TO THIS TRIP

>>7932083
Hit me as hard as you can

>>7932070
Hmm
Well that sucks
Are you going to take it?
>>7932083
Alright
Bye for real
>>7932061
Being a fag is swag
https://clyp.it/fxxfrhjw

>>7932100
>his head was a splitter

>>7932106
chicken parm, noodle arm

>>7932105
Sucks to have a static IP.

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>>7932056
It doesn't really feel all that much different, it's just way way more convenient.

>>7932053
Sorry

>>7932094
>>7932074
I mean, I can hem and haw over the nitty gritty of SRS, but I can say flat out, sex feels great, and I'm entirely satisfied with that particular result.

>>7932111
i can get a good sprint on for a good 10 seconds and then i just collapse from exhaustion

>>7932117
who did you go to?

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>THAT FEEL WHEN YOU HAVE NEVER HAD GOOD SEX
>THAT FEEL WHEN NO PUSSY
>THAT FEEL WHEN YOU HAVE NEVER ORGASMED
>THAT FEEL WHEN [large] DICK
>THAT FEEL WHEN YOU DONT HAVE ANYONE WITH WHOM YOU WANT TO MAKE THE SEX

Fuckn kill me

>>7932104
I prefer to not cuddle at all in bed because her hair always gets in my mouth.

So I've lurked for a while but haven't had the balls to post. Can I join you girls?

>>7932117
so it's still good
is it like butt stuff? or different?

tfw pure virg

>>7932117
Sex has almost always been disappointing and boring to me. Pretty much any kind of enjoyment I ever got out of it was knowing it gets the other person off.

I'll make enough in a few years to afford SRS for everyone on mtfg every year but I don't think I'd get it..

>>7932117
Does it feel like, how do I say, a second butthole?

>>7932121
>never orgasmed
do you just mean from sex or literally never

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>tfw not sure what to work on for this project because it feels like other people have already done most of it or are currently working on it
>>7932061
Go full turbofag
>>7932123
Welcome to the club
Remember, no bullying

>>7932123
sure!

>>7932123
>Pretending to be new

>>7932121
What do you mean never orgasamed

>>7932123
hugg new friend

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>>7932115
>tfw someone asks me to move something heavy

>>7932128
>>7932133
I mean literally never

>>7932123
hai
tell us one nice thing about yourself

I can't believe dollface had srs

>>7932132
But I am new :(
I haven't even fully transitioned yet. Scared to because I'm 23. Feel like I missed the boat.

>>7932123
Hi :)

>>7932122
tickle my nose...that wakes me up.

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hi im awake
i have yogurt for breakfast
im out of oats

>>7932137
How can you even lift your arm?

>>7932142
Just teasing.

>>7932138
have you seen a doctor about that

>>7932138
are you serious??!?!!!?!!?!!
how?
is that possible?

>>7932146
>im out of oats
Are you okay?

>>7932138
how

>>7932146
hihi! :3

>tfw failed man
>tfw failed tranny
idk what the next step is :(

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>>7932099
the end result would be the exact same lol idk if you know how much shit comes from outside america and how that would increase the price of LITERALLY everything

>>7932112
>thanks, I appreciate lessons in economics from communists

you're welcome i find people need them often

>funny that earlier you said that they're fine with the manufacturing of goods to sell the US because they wouldn't have jobs otherwise, I don't really understand how this would then make them better off by not being able to do this

yes, this explains why this happens, that doesn't have anything at all to do with my argument though

>weird then that standards of living across the world have increased so much over the last century

it's not weird at all

>the united states does a lot of humanitarian work in africa

anything they give is a drop in the ocean compared to what they get off it

>does the entirety of the world not benefit from advances in medicine and technology?

they do and i don't see your point

>many of these poor countries have cell phones, is this not in part thanks to rich first-world countries?

it's thanks to science existing, which is mostly done in the first world because third world countries cant really fund it

>where do you think these countries would be if first-world countries didn't exist? is the only reason they aren't wealthy due to other wealthy nations existing?

what do you think the average living standard of first world countries would be if they didn't leech off third world countries (hint: probably around the average living standard of today throughout the whole world, which isn't very high).

>>7932153
ill be fine i have chia seeds and cheerios
and nuts

>>7932156
hio how are you

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>>7932120
Brassard

>>7932124
Vaginal penetration doesn't really feel anything like anal. Idk, the nerves are the same ones that are connected to your male bits, except they're mostly inside of you. Kind of hard to describe but it's nice

>>7932126
I mean that's a personal thing as well, I've always been kind of a nympho and always enjoyed sex but basically got uncomfortable about some aspects of pre op sex. It may make you enjoy it, but some people just aren't that sexual sooo yeah.

Personal choice, it's not like there's any big rush

>>7932127
Literally nothing alike

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Why do my lips feel so dry :x
>>7932123
Of course!

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>>7932137

>>7932163
you need kissu to rehydrate them

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>look in the mirror
>wow I look pretty girly today, nice
>take a picture of myself
>grossboy.jpg
why even try lol

>>7932159
Failed woman? Unless that can be filed under failed tranny.
>>7932161
Oh, okay, that's good.

>tfw not really dysphoric about penis, but will probably get srs anyway because it's hard for me to get off from penile stimulation, and anal is messy and inconvenient

snuggin a meave

>>7932164
strong arms to wrap around eva!

>>7932138
I don't have anyone to orgasm with either anymore!

>>7932141
You better don beliebe it

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Wait, what did I do?

>>7932133
Some people never do. It can be either physiological or psychological. It's actually quite common in females.

>>7932165
Darn! I can't get kissu ;~;

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>>7932174
e-exactly

>>7932166
Pictures use a single lens to create and capture an image, the human eye sees with two different 'cameras'.

Thus cameras can never truly and properly capture some things like depth, etc, a whole lot of factors depend on lens size..

What you get in a camera image is very different from what you get IRL or in a mirror.

>>7932176
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID

>>7932161
I'm really good thankyou =D

>>7932162
so I'm guessing it does feel different from 'contact' before
but kinda similar? dik

i want nycteri in my life

i want eva to be my gf :(

>>7932180
ik it's just frustrating sometimes ;_;

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>>7932166
dont trust cameras
>>7932170
snugg
>>7932178
yeah same :/ stuck with dry lips

>>7932184
sorry, I'm taken

>>7932178
not from meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
hi cindy *headpat*

>>7932182
good :3

>>7932184
We know, Lauren.

>>7932192
wasn't me

anne thread

when I eat less and am skinnier I feel much better about myself :(

its very sad how much of my self-wroth is just tied to my physical appearance

eva is my girl ^^

>>7932183
o.o

W-who's this?

>>7932196
anne hru

>>7932199
true ><

>>7932186
then what do i trust

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>>7932191
hey~
That's okay I like headpats better anyways uwu

>>7932137
How do you explain shaving yr arms to yr mom?

>>7932166
iktf

>>7932204
our lord and savior jesus crhist

>>7932204
not even yourself

>>7932197
>when I eat less and am skinnier I feel much better about myself :(

same
:/

i wanna hit the gym and lift heavy weights again so i can eat more without gaining fat ;-;

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>>7932204
anonymous posters on the internet

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>>7932182
It's different and it isn't. Like, I don't know how much of a reference point you have on how stimulation and orgasm feel using your male bits, but the sensation feels good in a lot of the same ways. The sensation itself is quite different though and it feels like it originates from inside of you, and there's a few other feelings that are thrown into the mix (ie. stretching)

It's not easy to describe unfortunately.

>>7932207
i shaved my arms, she noticed them about a few weeks in, yelled at me that they looked disgusting and angrily asked if i wanted to look like a girl, i kept shaving them, and now she only occasionally says i look disgusting

>>7932133
Thinking...
You should be looking for private sector security analyst type jobs. They don't have the physical requirements, and you have the training for them.

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>>7932202

>>7932196
How is queen anne.?

dollface got srs what a day

>>7932211
you used to be kinda heavy right?
I was big throughout my whole life, only in the last 2 years or so have I been a healthy weight (sometimes borderline too skinny)

I think its kinda just one of those things that comes with being mocked for being heavier growing up :(

>>7932201
pretty regular just goofin off until i head off to work

gonna go rollerskating w/my best friend/soulmate later maybe ( igot to give her all her birthday presents last night, shit was SO cash), if she decides not to work tonight. if she goes to work i'll go hang out at my friends bar and eat tacos and then maybe come home and watch a movie before bed

hru

>>7932224
oh srry didnt see ur post there
im:>>7932230

>>7932214
yeah it's pretty complicated, but I think I know what you mean
thanks =)

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>>7932227
>I was big throughout my whole life
I know that feel, anon.

>tfw you were the fat kid at school

>>7932217
She probably knows dude

>>7932230
i got an appointment with my derm tomorrow to find out wtf is wrong with my skin

and uhhh

i ate eggrolls and now im sleepy

i want srs really badly :/

>>7932227
yeah i was pretty big lol
and yeah for me it was weird, when there were good times i was skinny and when there werent i gained weight.
Like I gained weight pretty much instantly after puberty started and have only been skinny when i was 17 (kinda a dysphoria free year for some reason) and after starting transition.
and yeah i was mocked a lot, especially by my family who were all skinny :(

>>7932238
why do people keep saying that

>>7932200
someone who wants to get laid ^~^ and an old friend whos kinda horny~

>>7932243
"Asked if I wanted to look like a girl"

>>7932241
sertii is Lacan bullshit y/n

>>7932239
take a nap.

i wanna take a nap now but i gotta go work in like 30 dang

>>7932239
I wonder if I should get a referral to a derm? I'm plagued by ingrowns on my legs and nothing helps at all. Would they actually help or would they be annoyed that I'm wasting their time?

Do cis females have prostates?

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>>7932236
No problem

>>7932245
>>7932243
I'm going to second this, your mom definitely knows what's up nim

>>7932243
Because she probably does know

>>7932243
bc she asked you if wanted to look like a girl
and you still do it
coming out still may be bad though bc she could be in a state of disbelief
good luck though!

also i wish i had the courage to get rid of body hair rn

>>7932244
Why not just message me then o.O

>>7932253
No, it's like a consolation prize for being born a fucking tranny

>>7932245
>>7932254
>>7932255
isn't nim's mom an old latina lady? i would figure that she probably thinks that nim's a huge fag trying to hide her homosexuality, rather than being a trannu

>>7932246
sorry i've never read lacan
maybe i should start reading more random 20th century philo's though
he was probably bullshit to a degree at least though

>>7932260
idek how

>>7932237
like I'm not even trying to be dramatic, it seriously was such an awful feeling
and back then I didn't really realize I had any control over it, I just felt like shit about myself

>>7932241
>Like I gained weight pretty much instantly after puberty started
same
I started drinking a lot the past year and my BMI says I'm healthy but I'd like to lose like 20 lbs probably and I feel pretty gross
idk I just wish I had a more normal relationship with food

>>7932264
Kari.Nycteri - Skype
Kari#5780 - Discord

^^

>>7932269
hey nycteri, are you just passing through, or do you usually just anonpost these days?

>>7932245
she always uses that as an insult though

>>7932254
i would be suspicious if i didn't know that my mom has like almost no exposure to trans stuff

>>7932271
Just passing through, really bored and putting off homework today. Usually just in kageshi normally. If I post it's still with the trip just usually not the name as well.

>>7932211
>tfw used to lift for repression, but was never very strong or muscular, relative to what you'd expect from a guy who's been lifting for as long as me
>tfw not sure if it's because I was training retardedly without realizing, or if I was just low-test or something
>tfw not sure what to expect if I ever start going to the gym again.

>>7932272
Then maybe she thinks you're gay
Either way, she knows you're not cishet

>>7932275
i guess this is the website where i found kageshi

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>>7932268
ahh same but smoking instead of drinking
haven't smoked after starting hrt though (other than weed with my stepbrother but that doesn't count)

but yeah i'm almost at underweight bmi lol, wwanna lose slightly more then start lifting

>>7932276
my deadlift and squat were strong, my bench press was garbage though.
And idk, you'll probably be weaker.
Should work on your form though, and do a full body strength training regime with compound exercises, no bullshit split crap.

nigger

>>7932277
maybe

she tends to ask me if there's any girls i like at college or wherever a lot

and when i say no she starts trying to dig deeper into it like "why? there must be someone"

and she's always telling me not to hold on to my arm with my other one like i do when im nervous because it looks effeminate and stuff

i think id rather just be gay, it'd be a big shock but not like completely insane like being trans would seem to her

>>7932293
Ginger.

>>7932294
I think she knows.

>>7932294
>and she's always telling me not to hold on to my arm with my other one like i do when im nervous because it looks effeminate and stuff

cute

>>7932294
Just ignore her

When my cunt mother gets cunty about how I look I just pretend she doesn't exist

>>7932293
based...

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>>7932298
z h e
why aren't you still tied down to my bed?~

>>7932296
>>7932298
>zna
>zhe
I think you're slowly becoming the same person

>>7932306
Nah. I mean, probably not, she looks and sounds better anyway.

>>7932285
I'm in a similar boat.
I liked squats and deads, but I never really cared about bench, and I'm not even sure what my bench pr is.

I know for a fact I'll be weaker, but when I said I don't know what to expect, I meant in terms of how hard it will be to make gains now compared to before.

>>7932322
serious dance

>>7932325
I wish I coordinated enough to dance ><

>>7932325
seriously gay dance

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>>7932304
well my dear, I am not there unfortunately. :)))

>>7932306
I am only myself! Nothing more, nothing less.

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>>7932317
it'll definitely be harder to make gains, but i think that's for the best. You'll lift and if you follow a good routine and correct form you'll be healthier, get better posture and all that cool stuff.

But you won't get big, you'll just look more toned and athletic imo

also pic related means you will weigh a lot more without looking significantly bulkier, which means you'll be able to eat more at maintenance :3

>>7932285
>but yeah i'm almost at underweight bmi lol, wwanna lose slightly more then start lifting
you should post your waist/tummy, I bet it looks nice

>>7932327
dance for me in august okay :3

>>7932329
yeah maybe

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my mom's mad at me

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>>7932331
that sounds like a problem
what can we do about said problem

>>7932340
call her a cunt

>>7932339
I'd just look like a dummy and maybe fall down.....

>>7932344
luckily there's a bed in my dorm you can fall on ^^

>>7932340
did you start another fire again?

If a guy had the balls to ask you out in public would you find that attractive?

Like not in a creepy way or anything...

>>7932336
>I bet it looks nice

imo it doesn't, i wanna drop 10 lbs and i'll see then
im 150lbs at 6'2" for reference

>>7932357
i think confidence is attractive, yeah

https://strawpoll.com/ged31yy

>>7932264
Well I'm gonna go now anon I hope you do message me sometime though

>>7932357
Like >>7932364
said, confidence to approach is attractive generally.

>>7932348
I'd still just look like a dummy though...

>>7932359
lol any BMI below 20 and you probably look pretty good
bmi of course isn't the best measure but it definitely gives a decent idea for most people

>>7932261
so they dont have them
been wondering that for years now

>>7932335
>But you won't get big, you'll just look more toned and athletic imo
Yeah, I'm not worried about getting "too bulky" or whatever.
Even if I did somehow get bulkier than I'd like to be then I could just stop lifting for a while.

>you'll be healthier, get better posture and all that cool stuff.
>you will weigh a lot more without looking significantly bulkier, which means you'll be able to eat more at maintenance
I don't really care about those things tbqh.
If I do start going to the gym again, then it would be because I'm a vain bitch who's trying to make her body look nicer. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>7932374
...

>>7931278
this doesn't even make sense
I wish bullies were more creative

>>7932372
its more about fat distribution and body composition
i wanna lose tummy fat then gain a bit of fat and muscle
the fat should distribute to more female places and the muscle will just be everywhere, making me look more feminine since a portion of it will be on my butt

>>7932377
hmm but good posture exudes confidence and makes you look better by proxy :p

>>7932362
I like this image
pls don't spam it too much tho
it can serve a very useful function

>>7932378
...............................

was talking to my dad for the first time in a while and he asked me about how my transition will go, instead of coming to his own conclusions by searching shit online.
that felt really good, think he may be coming around

>>7932385
>hmm but good posture exudes confidence and makes you look better by proxy :p
Oh yeah, good point.

I would probably consider signing up for a gym, but I don't want to just yet because I'm gonna graduate uni in a couple months and I'm not sure where I'm gonna be living after I do.

What can we do as members of the community to amplify Caraposters voice to the public? Its clear she understands the intricacies of the HSTS vs AGP science and will operate as a leading transgender sociologist in the future,

If I made a GoFundMe for Cara who here would donate. Maybe we could get her a gender talk radio where she can express her philosophy to all?

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>>7932399
>I'm not sure where I'm gonna be living
pretty much exactly the same reason i haven't signed up yet yeah :/

>>7932400
no one here is dumb enough to be this spooked though

How does one get the courage to leave this world?

>>7932389
did he say he loves you

>>7932400
how exactly would money help her post more?
literally how would a gofundme help in any way?

>>7932400
I would rather donate to a gofundme for sheen to get a personal trainer

>>7932411
Hahahaha tats funny

>>7932218
I tried they're pretty hard to come by nothing in my area I could see right now, I got called back for 17/hr which is like not going to cut it but it'll be something
>>7932186
This is why I kind of laugh about angles, the iPhone is effectively 30mm
>>7932080
She might be back tomorrow little bun
>>7932138
I'm sorry for your loss

Karaposter doxed ufufu is the grinchposter

>>7932405
yeah :/

Knowing my luck, I'll probably be unable to find a "real job", and end up living close to where I do now. :\
I guess I'll find out soon enough though.

It would be really amazing to have full hips.

>>7932424
>>7932424
>>7932424
>>7932424
>>7932424

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>>7932424

Some please answer me

>>7932424
wut r measurements

>>7932389
Any parent which actually loves their child will eventually come around once they get over their initial shock/rejection. When they fianlly realize that you are serious, and that disapproval wont affect your decision, they have no other choice but to accept it. To stop loving a child is to hard for most parents. Cases of extreme bigotry or religious fervor are the exception.

>>7932424
ikr

>>7932423
For me its a tossup between moving far away and isolate myself for 6 months *but* earn pretty much most of my srs money, or just staying here and working part time while studying and progressing my transition in other ways and keep building up my social circle but earning less money.

However i'll only have my srs papers in like 2 years anyway so it might be a smarter idea to just stay here, i won't be able to go to a gym if i end up going where i'm going

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>>7932348
>luckily there's a bed in my dorm you can fall on ^^

>tfw about to go thru tsa to live with my qt bf
ahhhhhh i'm so exciteddddddddddd <###
>>7932424
iktf

me too thanks

>>7932357
yes
but if that actually ever happens I'd probably just look around wondering if he's actually talking to be

>>7932445
You're moving to Atlanta?

>>7932439
Personally I'd probably go with the money tbqh, but I'm already isolated and friendless, so that part wouldn't affect me anyway.

>i won't be able to go to a gym if i end up going where i'm going
You mean because there'd be no gyms around, or because you'd be too busy?
Where are you thinking of going?

>>7932453
YEAHHH BOYEEEEEE

>>7932459
You better visit me in knox

>>7932461
i gotta ask my bf to drive me i can't drive lol

>>7932434
>Cases of extreme bigotry or religious fervor are the exception.
my therapist said this is really common, made me sad ;~;

>>7932458
>but I'm already isolated and friendless, so that part wouldn't affect me anyway.

that was me when i first had that idea, now i realize it's kind of important to actively work on that.
Also transition stuff like jumping through gatekeeping hoops to get srs papers, voice training, laser etc

>You mean because there'd be no gyms around, or because you'd be too busy?

I'll be working in a hotel in norway in the middle of nowhere. Eat there, sleep there, live there for 5-6 months, and make 2k a month on top of that which i won't have anywhere to spend.

On the other hand i feel like i can make the 15k anyway over 2 years but ahh it's not guaranteed and that's whats bothering me...

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>tfw I had a dream about her
God dammit. Why.

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therapist in two weeks
got so much to tell him
i hope i don't back up halfway trough and start smiling again and acting like nothing is wrong

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>>7932459
>living in Atlanta
Top tier tbqh
>>7932470
Iktf anon

>68f in Texas
>so hot I'm sitting naked with fans on
>not sure if heat flash or 68f is the new "roastingly hot"

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>>7932470
Who, anon?
*hug*

>>7932488
high 60s low 70s is like super comfy weather though. I love to just walk around in the warm grass outside without shoes, it's super nice

>>7932488
>tfw even after all this time, temperatures in fahrenheit are still completely alien to me, and i always have to convert them to celsius to understand

>>7932493
Yes, it should be, I think I'm having a heat flash, I shouldn't be this uncomfortably warm.

>>7932495
30 - freezing
40 - cold
50 - cool
60 - mild
70 - warm
80 - hot
90 really hot

>>7932495
Congratulations you know how 99% of Americans feel regarding celsius....and metric system.

>>7932468
>now i realize it's kind of important to actively work on that.
Yeah, I should probably work on that too.
I'm hoping that once I have a passable voice then I'll feel at least semi-comfortable with going out of my way to socialize with people.

>On the other hand i feel like i can make the 15k anyway over 2 years but ahh it's not guaranteed and that's whats bothering me...
:/
Well good luck with deciding.

>>7932495
Celsius always seemed odd, at least being used to Fahrenheit
Like I hear 20C or 30C and can't really gauge how it feels to be in that temperature
But if I hear 50F or 70F I can gauge it

>>7932505
I'm in STEM so I understand it, I just don't like it.

0c - freezing
10c - cold
15c - cool
20c - mild
25c - warm
30c - hot
35c - really hot
40c - australia

>>7932508
:S thanks senpai

>>7932505
We should have converted back int the '70 when they were talking about it.

>>7932505
I'm american, and celsius always felt alien to me, but I'm fine with other metric units.

>>7932495
That's because Americans are retarded.

>>7932516
Techincally, we did.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metric_Conversion_Act

>>7932349
she took it too personally when I ripped myself out of family photos and burned them

>friend at uni is a tran
>find out that she is being bullied by a group of lesbians from the lgbt club
a) why are women so divisive?
b) should i step in and stop it?

>>7932523
Trump should enforce that shit

>>7932534
a) some women are terfs
b) fuck yes, solidarity in numbers

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>>7932490
Just a girl I fucked up with.

>>7932534
you should report them for it, I'm sure a uni will take it very seriously

d-does anyone know any online chat places or discords or something of the sort please?

i feel kinda lonely

>>7932537
>implying trump want america to go forward and not backwards

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>mtfg

>>7932534
a) Dunno.
b) Yes.
>>7932537
He'd probably call it a waste of time, effort, and money, sadly.

>>7932549
>implying Trump isn't going to be the greatest president in the past 50 years

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>>7932545
I'm sorry, anon
I wish I could help

>>7932530
>tfw I wanna find all the pre-transition photos of me and burn them, but I know my mom would be really upset if I did

>>7932534
aww, poor girl. :c

does anybody know anything about the comedy scene in portland?


Im a retired shitposter turned clown travelling comedian circus clown

>>7932517
>I'm american, and celsius always felt alien to me, but I'm fine with other metric units.
I'm pretty much the inverse of this. Fahrehnheit and fluid ounces always confuse me.

I guess it's because they're the two measurements I see least often

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Hey all, thought I'd stop by for a bit to see how everyone's getting on.

Did I miss anything?

>>7932556
>>7932542
>>7932566
will do then!

>>7932546
that's actually a better idea
i was gonna break one of the girls arms
or at least threaten to

>>7932566
judging from my mom's reaction, probably

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>>7932561
LMAO

obvious troll is obvious
go back to /pol/

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>>7932571

>>7932548
get drunk and just keep posting here, you'll feel less lonely

>>7932573
yes reporting it much better, bullying especially at a university is completely unacceptable, they could even get expelled for it I would think. Try to help them best you can.

>>7932568
>fluid ounces always confuse me.
THIS. I can't really understand imperial fluid measurements for shit, or either type of ounces. I understand pounds, more or less, but metric units for fluid and weight are easier.

>>7932548
You should ask when it's more active. ^^

>>7932561
I'll believe it when I see it
>>7932579
>Alabama
Into the trash it goes
>>7932534
Definitely report it, the college will shut that shit down
>>7932590
Yeah fluid ounces make no goddamn sense

>>7932579
no u

>>7932573
Good luck anon

>>7932575
Yeah, my mom's old photo albums are pretty important to her.
But I can at least take solace in knowing that she's unlikely to scan them and put them on facebook or something, and the photos will probably stay in her albums until she dies.

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>>7932590
>THIS. I can't really understand imperial fluid measurements for shit, or either type of ounces. I understand pounds, more or less, but metric units for fluid and weight are easier.
wait a minute, i'm like 80% you're an american and i'm like 60% sure americans measure things in fluid ounces

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>>7932577
>muh billionaire playing golf
You mean Obama? you're talking about Obama right?
also Trump has yet to take a break to play golf.

>>7932588
Universities, as far leftist as they are, are usually pretty skewed in favor of (natal) females.

It's basically the word of one, maybe two people against a bunch of pissed off lesbians. All it takes is the word "rape" and it won't be them getting expelled.

Best thing to do is get clear recording and documentation of what they're doing assuming it crosses the border of harassment and send it to the police. Not the campus police, the actual police.

>>7932604
Now this is shitposting!

>At work (Work in store)
>tranny comes in
>probably passes to cisses but not to me
>actually makes me want to KMS.

I'll never be happy looking like her, with her big hands ect...
but that's what I'll look like

fucking ruins my day

>>7932607
>facts are shitposting

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>>7932604
triggered trumpshill spotted

>>7932610
#alternativefact

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>>7932584
(hugg)
hey sertii, how's things?

>>7932587
but being drunk scares me

>>7932594
I'll try asking again tomorrow
thank you Gumball
you're helping me a lot today

>>7932575
I told my mom that she can keep them but I don't want them on the walls or anywhere I can see them. I took my senior year photo off the wall and I had to explain how much it hurt to see it since it was taken not long after I cut my hair trying to make these feelings go away

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>>7932612
http://www.golfdigest.com/story/weve-crunched-the-numbers-and-its-official-president-obama-played-a-lot-of-golf-while-in-office

>>7932603
I am, but I don't. I can't really wrap my head around them, for whatever reason. I get cooking measurements like teaspoons, tablespoons, et cetera, but fluid ounces may as well be Aramaic. Liters with all their prefixes are easier to use and understand.

Is there a way to not cry in airports?
I just I don't want to be the disgusting freak I am

>>7932614
good, i'm sleepy

Dont feed trolls.

>>7932604
Hrs played every weekend since he took office

Obama waited a year to take a vacation

>>7932619
do bottles and stuff over there have measurements in both fluid ounces and ml then?

>>7932588
>>7932596
>>7932601
will do!

>>7932606
my plan is to speak to a professor that i get along with
she knows that i would not lie about something like this, and will likely help me pursue what has to be pursued

i have to pee but i to lazy to get up
wut do?

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Everybody please report the troll(s) invading right now

Somebody needs to be reminded the global rules with a ban

>>7932630
Yep.

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>>7932627
faye im gon dom u
get rekt

>>7932623
Ugh wrong trip
I suck at everything and I can never be a woman

>>7932630
Yeah they usually have both on stuff in the US

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>>7932612
The fact hes open about his affection for Russia is more genuine and honest than the way Shillary had tons of interest organisations whispering in her ear behind closed doors.

do most who get srs in north america get it done there because of insurance/shorter travel time and hotel stay or because the surgeons are better?
if it's because of insurance, then would it be better for someone outside of NA to just go to thailand or something?

>>7932623
Xanax will make u the prettiest girl

>>7932603
fwiw, I'm american and I hate fluid ounces and find them confusing.

>>7932619
The only way I can visualize a certain number of fluid ounces without converting to metric is to remind myself that there's 8 fluid ounces in a cup, but even then

>>7932638
lies

>>7932632
diaps

>>7932618
>voting for someone who wants to raise the military budget while getting rid of programs that help people

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>>7932623
(hugg)

>>7932624
Well, naps are good unless you can't go to bed just yet in which case rip.
How's things generally?

>>7932549
>>7932577
>>7932607
>>7932612
>>7932627
>>7932651
>Trump enforces the implementation of the metric system, puts a deadline on 2020
>these posters denounce it as imperialism

>>7932603
Oh, by the way, where did the 20% of doubt come from?
>>7932647
Yeah that's kinda helpful, but still.

>>7932617
seeing a bunch of childhood picture around the house i really shitty

>>7932649
No I'm just terrible
>>7932645
I'm on kpins and I'm still sad
>>7932655
Thankk

>>7932670
no you are just not

>>7932659
Has nothing to do with that.
Trump is slashing programs that help low-income people because he wants to make America's military dick bigger for no reason at all.

>>7932637
You don't like boys

>>7932637
Hi again ;)

>>7932679
i'll make an exception for cute boys like you

>>7932680
hello~ how are we doing today

>>7932615
Is that sarcasm? I've been a dick lately.

>>7932679
>You don't like boys
but you do

>>7932679
I think ur cute

>>7932684
pretty good
keep posting stuff about domming cute girls!

>>7932687
No it's really not.
To me you don't seem like a dick. I'm not very smart, as you've most likely noticed noticed, so I could just be overlooking very obvious things here.

>>7932664
>Oh, by the way, where did the 20% of doubt come from?
just insurance - i mean, if i said i was 100% sure about something and was wrong, i would have looked kinda silly

could have been possible that grace was in an LDR with a cute lithuanian transgirl or something

>tfw your mom barges into your room several times a day
>tfw literally every time you get an adrenaline rush and get really nervous that you left something suspicious out

>take cold shower
>still really hot
please send help

>>7932702
snuggle a bag of ice cubes

>>7932701
A lock?

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>>7932695
ok
cute girls like you?
because cute girls like you are usually the ones that need to worry most

>>7932702
fuck a frozen cucumber

>>7932698
Hmm, I suppose that makes sense.

>>7932617
I'm >>7932601, and I at least got lucky in the sense that all I have to do to convince my mom to take an old pic of me off the wall is get a new pic taken to replace it with.

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>>7932691
Oh gosh o//o
>>7932684
Nyah :3
>>7932690
Prove it fight me

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>>7932702
You're probably dieing.

>>7932716
>Prove it fight me
okay you couldnt even beat your ex cis girlfriend so I shouldnt have a problem >:)

>>7932719
That was harsh anon.
I like it.

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https://youtu.be/z2tuNnfczSo
>when a 12 year old on YouTube trolls you
screw you google

>>7932674
Idk I guess I passed to them and like I just I'm really sensitive rn

>>7932708
I know what Im getting into
I might be shy but I know what I want
Im not too worried
but I wanna be

>>7932697
What makes you think you're dumb? It's often hard to discern intent through text.

>>7932701
that's a terrible habit for a parent to have - you should perhaps have a talk with her about privacy or consider installing a lock on your bedroom door

otherwise she might burst into your room one day while you're midway through the throes of passion with eva, grunting in a primal expression of pure pleasure and consuming her like a fresh grapefruit on a hot summer's day

>>7932714
I was very straight forward about how seeing it hurt me, I did tell her that once I'm ready we can take a new one for the wall
>>7932726
please don't cut snick, the scars are permanent and it does not make anything better ;-;

>>7932731
The aunt thing was very obvious

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>>7932726
(hugg)
snickers no
cuttings bad

Also to anyone else on cypro I'm about 2 weeks in and it feels like I'm getting stabbed in the balls.
Is this normal?

>>7932704
I am rubbing refridgerated water bottles on me that's the best I can do

>>7932719
Oh thank god

>>7932734
>>7932736
I'm too much of a wimp

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>>7932735
The aunt thing?

>>7932729
Remember, I hit. I am rough, and when I get mad, things get worse.

>>7932716
come here i will dom u cute boy

>>7932734
Yeah, I haven't actually asked her to take any pics down yet, because I don't live at home and I'm still closeted to most people, but once I feel ready to have new ones taken, I'm sure she'll be happy to replace the old ones.

>>7932748
yeah, where you told my greentext from my aunt's perspective
>>try telling anecdote about work
>>niece runs away
etc

and i thought you were actually talking about something htat had happened to you

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>>7932745
It's really shitty, don't do it.
Besides, you don't want to have to end up wearing dresses with long sleeves, those are nowhere near as cute.
(hugg)