/gaygen/ - doggo edition

>>7921064
Fuck off yaoi boy

>>7921078
WHO POSTED THAT

>>7921085
Yaoi boy

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>>7921064
hello

this is a doggo hes different though

>>7921064
Cute thread.

Do you have any recommended readings for us this evening?

post qt asian boys

>>7921095
that's a dingo stupid

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>>7921109
it's a fox

>it's another "I'm breaking up with you. Actually not, but I want to have a long talk about our relationship, and I want you to fight to keep us togther" episode.
Kill me

>>7921118
the joke

your head

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>>7921097
I'll recommend the same thing I always do~ but if you've already read these, then I'll instead recommend "Ganbare! Nakamura-kun!!" by Syundei -- a comedy that follows Nakamura, a shy gay high schooler who has fallen in love with his classmate.

>>7921095
>>7921118
可愛い!

>>7921107
Do drawn Asian boys count?

>>7921134
Didn't ask for your life story

>>7921134
That's because 3D Asians don't look qt

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>>7921129
you never joke about types of doggies

>>7921120
>another
implying the majority of us have had even one

Straight guy here

can you guys please not stop fetishizing us, I really enjoy it

>>7921097
Gunjou no Subete

>>7921120
You should drop that like its hot.

My last relationship came with that garbage. Never again

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what are you guys listening to

im listening to the new of montreal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_WDugKPnlk

well its not new anymore i guess its just the newest i just never got around to listening to it all

Join my discord please and thanks

http://discord.gg/faBYaap

>>7921170
>femgen

just fuck off with your dog pics already you fucking furries

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So if apparently if you don't announce that you want to rape every female female form within the vicinity or decide not refer to anything from a person to a shoebox as faggot it immediately brands you as a homosexual.

I mean obviously they're not wrong but still.

Even if I was into chicks I'd probably be into weird unsexy ones

>>7921180
Just fuck off with your fucking off you fucking normie

>>7921181
maybe you just give off a gay vibe.

>>7921187
I'm so masc I shit jockstraps

>>7921181
omg how did it write that note?!

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>>7921181
did somebody call u gay what happend

how long is your hair and do you got a lisp

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cute dog?

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>>7921203
>you

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Tfw no Vader bf

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>>7921227
Umm try again sweetie this is me actually

>>7921254
hm, i dunno why anyone would think you're gay with a face like that.
do you tuck your thumbs inside your fists? that can be a tell.

>>7921168
What the fuck? Get the fuck out of here with that gay ass shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxHSbstAUYs

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>>7921321
nunsexmonkrock is a superior album

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIDnN34ZZaE

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>>7921168
It's my favorite band.

Kevin is the gayest straight man

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>>7921152
this is nice wow

nice things

>Christfag that never leaves and tells everyone to repress literally has schizophrenia

Wow, that's a really satisfying conclusion.

big hairy men are hot

>>7921946
>tfw smol

>>7921345
elite taste, m8

do asian guys tend to have cute stinky feet ?

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>>7921366
O-oh.

>>7922006
Me too but I don't post with a tripcode, nor do I make unnecessary comments on other people's posts.
- horror

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I don't think we've had enough NatSoc content these past few threads. I'd just like to remind everyone:

>The white Aryan race of Europe objectively produces the most attractive men
>All non-whites are extremely disgusting, and produce objectively disgusting men
>Thus, it is in the interest of all homosexual men to ensure the survival and expansion of the white Aryan race - which may only be accomplished through the outlawing of miscegenation and the expulsion or extermination of all nonwhites

>extremely strong gay-to-straight tf kink
>virtually no content
why am i cursed like this

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>make a friend with a hot turbo-normie/Chad
>always get THAT feeling when I see or talk to him
>get super uncomfortable when he messes around with me (e.g. playfully sits on my lap, etc.)
>just want it to go away so I can have a normal, fully platonic friendship
>tfw

Why, out of all the fucking people on Earth, did I have to be born gay? Why ME?

Any of you have any advice on how to quit being attracted to someone?

>>7922770
How would gay to straight be tf?

>>7922919
total change in disposition and mindset combined with other typically hypermasculine traits (alpha swagger, musle, body hair)
bonus points if they end up homophobic

>>7923061
>>7921855

As much as I dislike religion shit is kinda interesting. Would like to one day read through the Bible

>>7922907
Become fulfilled in other ways.

>>7923140
Tbh the most interesting thing about the bible is how much it's influenced imagery.
Most of the stories, especially in the old testament, make god seem kind of dumb and spiteful.

Daily reminder that I found a boyfriend on gaygen and you people didn't. Ha ha ha. Ha ha.

>>7920540

>>7923170
>found a boyfriend
>on gaygen
oh wow. yikes.

>>7923358
why leave dogies?

>>7923170
....ew

>>7923170
"""boyfriend"""
don't fool yourself, he's a clingy ugo bottom in disguise

[spoiler]inB4 super jelly[/spoiler]

>>7922381
So you post with a signature? That's worse. - Betty Spaghetti

where da twinks at?

>>7923477
the joke was that i was being considerably more obnoxious than you while claiming i was better than you
the quality of posters in these threads is horrendous

>>7923509
femgen

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well, the biggest attention seeking faggot is back. don't give him the time of day. i'm looking at you, pushy.

>>7923210
>>7923418
>>7923451
>gaygen still salty as fuck

stay mad kiddos.

>>7923550

I know right? Horror is trash.

>>7923643
He just started drama already, a hour of me posting that. Gears are turning in my head...its telling me...maybe...maybe..he is a attention seeking faggot?

>>7921064
Why is everyone on grindr so up for "fun", but as soon as you say you want a relationship, they stop talking to you

>>7923662

that he is.

>>7923662
I didn't start drama.
Someone else was just mad I don't like them.

>>7923663
Because they're there to fuck.
It's really not that complicated.

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>>7923550
>pushy

The absolute worst motherfucker on gaygen, holy shit I'm glad I stay out of the Discord.

>>7923729
Where will you Find a suitable boyfriend? Straight people can find normal people online pretty easy.

>>7923663
>he believes relationships are fun
boi...

>>7923778
Why is pushy the absolute worst

>>7921946
I wish I were bigger and more muscular
>...with a small cute bf

>>7922381
>>7923477
I think when people use names it
>can't believe I'm saying this about 4chan of all places
a sense of community and individualism

>>7923170
>Living the dream
:(

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>>7921064

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Well that was a confidence boost. It's a /brit/ guy I met while abroad to florida, who I flew to meet in london during a weekend despite being the first time booking a flight on my own because fuck it yolo. Then we had the greatest time together.
After that we didn't talk much but.... well at least he hasn't forgotten me. Hope we can meet again someday.

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I just want a cute tall guy with auburn hair and has tons of freckles.
Turns out I already found him but he doesn't want me.

>tfw He forgives you and takes you back

>>7924593
No Hunter, I will not take you back.

>>7924671
No it's not related to any trips

I was gonna go tranny and we broke up, but i stopped hrt and apologised for everything and now we are healing and repairing the damage I did and I'm so overjoyed

>>7925157
Wow. You dodged a major bullet, anon. Glad to hear that you're done with the trannyshit and are back to building a healthy relationship.

To many people have had their lives ruined by the transgender meme.

>>7925157
Why did you change your mind about being tranny? How did you get back together? How is the healing and repairing going?

>>7925195
We missed each other too much
Really well. Really positive and absolutely estatic

>>7925177
I know. Lucky escape

>>7925236
How are you healing? Greentext what's happened since getting back together.

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>>7923993
Nowhere, It's not possible. We're all going to die alone.

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>>7925251
>snap, break up because he isn't into "girls" and can't watch this happen to someone he cares about
>weeks of silence and regret because I think he's gone forever
>realise I lost my soulmate and someone who actully loved me for me, just couldent see it
>regret sinks in, reality of tranny life hits
>feel fake, don't want to give up my masculine traits and personality to live a constant stressful lie
>E makes me sad and makes me cry almost constantly and only extends my negative emotions range
>lose 12kg over course of two months
>can feel a little glimmer of rage inside me for what I've done
>call upon my repressive homophobic past mindset to give me strength to my masculinity and kill the tranny feels so I can be a confident happy little gayboi

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uCsJ0EuDyc

>quit
>want to tell him I'm alright, blocked on Skype, discord and deleted his number in grief
>one last thing we both forgot about was we still have each other on steam but never bothered to remove one another
>confess that I was just confused and regret for breaking what we had
>cold for a month or so and say we aren't getting back together
>cry a little, but happy I still get to speak to him
>warms up over the weeks
>pet names returns, asks me what I'm up to
>eventually wants to Skype again
>we both admit how much we miss each other
>say im sorry for breaking it before
>he's says "nothing is broken, not anymore"
>joy and happiness returns to me

>mfw

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>>7925404
Amy :(

>>7925404
tsk Amy this is like the 4th time,
Just transition or don't, and if you don't wanna trans don't post about it on mtfg

>>7925404
>feel fake, don't want to give up my masculine traits and personality to live a constant stressful lie
What were the traits and personality parts you didn't want to give up?

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>>7925404
I cant help you anymore Amy
I cant invest my life trying to help you
if you want to be exploited by your ex who just wants to use you for sex then do it, I think you are making a mistake and in time you will realise you made a mistake

goodbye

>>7925482
Not him/her but why do you think it's a mistake?

>>7925487
she wants to transition, she wants to be a girl, her ex boyfriend doesn't want her to, gaslights her, is abusive to her and dumped her because she wanted to get on hrt

>>7925511
She doesn't want to 100%, she likes some of being male.

How did he abuse her? He can't be expected to stay with her if he's gay and she transitions.

>>7925544
she is confused and upset, she needs a therapist not to go back to an abusive boyfriend and repression

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0kqobQRcUo&feature=youtu.be
He's just a boy but he's a bottom
Make him try to top he'll cry
Never even said he's bi
It says he's vers up on his grindr
*Ah-oo* Versatile yeah okay *Ah-oo*

litrally me irl desu desu senpai

>>7925447
>>7925482
I'm sorry ;-;

But my heart truly loves him. And I know it's suicide for me to transition.

>>7925583
when they're playing janga on the guy's ass and one of them knocks the tower over it stays together. i don't think they really playing janga.

>>7925404
>"nothing is broken, not anymore"
awwwww

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hello everybody i hope your days good

im having bourbons and i got out a little early so now i have some time to do vidya


>>7925352
wow look at that fox

>>7922237
YEA ITS NICE it was a nice little story
i gotta read the other suggested yaois now

>>7926395
whys it upside down what

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does anyone have a good recommendation for Chasity devices?

>>7926483
For being cock cages they look kinda cool

>>7926483
don't get a plastic one.
they crack and the edges are sharp.
all of them can be circumvented, just so you know, so they are really more of a deterrent than anything else, unless you decide to anchor one with a prince albert piercing and a padlock.
also, they are painful if you wear them for a very long time (chafing) and unhygienic.
you can google for popular models.
the most comfortable ones are made bespoke for you from metal, but obviously cost more.
your penis will shrink with extended wear because the devices prevent nocturnal erections which are what maintain penile size.
good luck and have fun!

>>7926483
>Chasity devices
Why would you lock your dick up, or anyone else's dick for that matter?
And why is it always the bottom, aka the one who isn't gonna use his dick nor need it anyways?

>>7926698
It is about emasculization/feminization.
Because the top needs to use his dick so it can't be locked up.
In a hetero relationship the woman locks up the man so he can't cheat on her.

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>>7926698
>And why is it always the bottom, aka the one who isn't gonna use his dick nor need it anyways?

>>7926698
the answer starts with 'a' and ends with 'tism'

>>7926698
the fag's clit should be locked up so it doesn't get in the man's way when he breeds him.

>>7926720
>the top needs to use his dick so it can't be locked up.
But he doesn't need it at all times.
If I were in that shit I would lock up the top(s) until it's breeding time.

>>7926483

Dunno, but my pet is interested in trying out chastity.

>>7926698

For the guy's I've talked to about it they like it as it adds to the submissive aspect and it can help them learn to cum solely from the ass.

>>7926782
>emasculating your top

really makes you think

>>7922474
Now that THAT is out of the way....

Who are y'all rooting for on Drag Race?

>>7926939
that thunderfuck one because i like her name

>>7925544
>>7925564
I'm fine.

I experienced time without him and it was hell

Transition was gonna be hell
He loved me for me and he waited for me to come back

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/pol/ here or should I say /lgbt/ here now

Someone posted this image in an anti gay thread a day or two ago and it just resonated with me deeply.

I want to become one of you. Please I surrender. Fully convert me.

>>7927072
just go on grindr and get fucked

>>7927072
you're a cocksucking faggot
and i love you for it!
*proposes marriage*

>>7927087
So excited

>>7927098
:3

>>7927072
>>>/lgbt/mtfg

>>7927113
Wow too far bro

Some of us just want to feel like girls on the inside, not look like them on the outside

Do gay strippers make decent money?

I have a very nice body and curious if it would be a good side thing to do

>>7927126
>>>/lgbt/repgen

>>7927072
/pol/ here or should I say both /pol/ and /lgb/ here now

/pol/ will hate you for being /lgbt/
/lgbt/ will hate you for being /pol/

there is no comfortable middle ground, so pick your side or become a pariah

>>7926991
I'm glad your back with him the tranny meme claims to many romances your quite lucky he's back with you I lost my man to that stupid meme.

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>>7926483
>camo cock cages

>>7927318
>I lost my man to that stupid meme.
explain

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>>7925511
>she

>>7925544
>she
>her

>>7925564
>she

Your posts aren't just spitting in the face of biological reality, they're pressuring a confused gay male into adopting the self-destructive behaviors of the mentally ill. Transsexualism is neither normal nor desirable, and should be avoided unless no other option but suicide is possible for the patient.

The notion that someone should transition if they are confused about or unsatisfied with their gender identity to any degree is a meme propagated by leftists and trannies to artificially inflate the incidence of transsexualism, and thereby normalize it. For the same reason, we see children who are unable to understand the concept of gender itself pressured into transitioning by "progressive" parents and transgender "rights" activists simply for engaging in behavior that defies gender norms.

I would tolerate your bullshit on Reddit, but frankly we're on 4chan and such mindless left-wing drivel must not be allowed to pollute our boards.

>>7927425
What if she would be happier as a girl though?

>>7927425
Holy shit, I can't believe what I just read.
>being this retarded.

discord pls

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>>7927425
she is a girl
this is /lgbt/
she has an abusive ex who is forcing her to detransition so they can stay together, emotionally manipulating her

she will start to feel miserable again soon once the HRT gets out of her system

>>7927425
who just labels their monitor モニタ

>>7927461
Transitioning does not make one a female. Rather, it makes one a misshapen freak of near-universal revile and disgust, which in some cases, enables the patient to "feel" like a girl.

The problem is that transitioning is not the magical transformation that the Left makes it out to be, but an intense and irreversible medical process of self-mutilation that invariably results in social ostracization and the opposition of one's identity to the facts of reality. That is why so many have killed themselves after transitioning.

When talking to those confused about their gender identity, one must make them aware of the real nature of transitioning, so they may weigh the crippling consequences of the procedure against the perceived emotional benefit they think they will gain from it.

There are "transabled" people who think they would be happier without a certain limb. But to encourage them in that pursuit, unless they were so burdened by that limb it made life unbearable, would be irresponsible and reckless.

The same applies to transsexualism. You and the Left have undoubtedly led thousands of innocents to suicide by touting transsexualism as an easy, natural cure-all for emotional discomfort. I am glad that at least one has managed to escape your grasp in this thread.

>>7927690
He has XY chromosomes, therefore he is, and always shall be, a male. You leftists have become so deluded in your glorification of transsexualism that those who urge caution and the application of reason on the part of the confused become "abusive". The reality is that man saved this confused lad's life from your nonsense. Transitioning is, and always should be, a medical procedure of last resort for those who find living as their biological sex unbearable.

The worst part about all this is that you're spewing this utter bullshit not out of a genuine desire to help this man find happiness (as he said he has, with his bf) but to virtue signal.

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Where do I go out to meet people?

I have no friends

>>7928455
Are you NEET? Everyone I know is from school or work.

>>7928711
I work at a school, the only other adults there are old women. When I went to college the only people who talked to me were girls, at the time I didn't realize I should have kept on to those relationships friendship wise.

I'm not against going places, it just feels weird going by myself.

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>>7928805
>the only people who talked to me were girls
fucking hell, what is with this. They flock to me like moths to a flame. I ain't that gay I swear, most act surprised when I tell them.

>>7928455
You don't.

>>7928711
Sad.

>>7928963
>most act surprised
>act
:)

>>7928389
stop talking about trans girls in gaygen

>>7924040
The idea that anyone associates me with a sense of community is horrific.
(wink)

>>7927335
I'd rather not shit up the thread anymore desu I haven't even shared the story with my fave thread on this board its pretty painful part of our split up was due to my "transitioning" but when I sobered up and tried to win him back the rift was too deep and he moved on to Twinkier dudes while I now have a trap body and no guys that are really into me did this to myself glad to see this other person isn't making the same mistake.

>>7929593
Sharing the story could help others avoid the same mistake.

How feminine are you, compared to before the HRT? I'm surprised you can't find guys.

>>7929609
How many guys do you actually know who are into fem guys?
It's like mostly a "anime turned me gay!" fetish more than anything.

>>7929799
That's a shame, I really want to be a girl but I hoped living as a gay fem guy might be enough.

>>7929808
You'll only be able to get disgusting chaser dick regardless.

did you guys know that girls do NOT pee out of their vaginas? they have a little hole (not sure where) near the vagina from where they piss

>>7930020
m8, you must be over 14yo to browse this board..

>>7930020
I thought they peed out their butts since I know they sit down to pee

>>7930020
Yes. It's the urethra. It's within the labia minora so it's "inside" the opening but not all the way "inside" exactly. I think hearing that women don't pee through their vaginas can be misleding if you were actually looking for it, though, because they're super close.

Every time I come to my granny's house she force feeds me.
And I'm on a starvation diet.
Ugh

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>>7930020
>>7930062
>>7930198
>womyn

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Is your pupper packed for portation?

I believe in one God
The Father almighty
Maker of heaven and earth
I believe in Jesus Christ
The only begotten son of God
Born of the father before all ages
God from God
Light from light
True God from True God
Begotten not made
Consubstantial with the Father
Through him all things were made
For us men and for our salvation
He came down from heaven
And by the Holy Spirit
Was incarnate of the Virgin Mary
And became man
For our sake he was crucified under Pontius Pilate
He suffered death and was buried
He rose again on the third day
He ascended into heaven
And is seated at the right hand of the Father
He will come again in glory
To judge the living and the dead
And his kingdom will have no end
I believe in the Holy Spirit
The Lord
The giver of life
Who proceeds from the Father and the Son
Who with the Father and the Son
Is adored and glorified
Who has spoken through the prophets
I believe in one Holy Catholic and Apostolic Church
I confess one baptism for the forgiveness of sins
And I look forward to the resurrection of the dead
And the life of the world to come
Amen

Our Father
Who art in heaven
Hallowed be thy name
Thy kingdom come
Thy will be done
On earth as it is in heaven
Give us this day
Our daily bread
And forgive us our trespasses
As we forgive those
Who trespass against us
And lead us not into temptation
But deliver us from evil
Amen

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>>7930531
Amen!

Hail Mary
Full of grace
The Lord is with thee
Blessed art thou amongst women
And blessed is the fruit of thy womb
Jesus
Holy Mary
Mother of God
Pray for us sinners now
And at the hour of our death
Amen

Glory be to the Father
And to the Son
And to the Holy Spirit
As it was in the beginning
Is now
And ever shall be
World without end
Amen

Oh my Jesus
Forgive us our sins
Save us from the fires of hell
And lead all souls to heaven
Especially those in most need of thy mercy
Amen

Hail Holy Queen
Mother of Mercy
Hail our life
Our sweetness
And our hope
To thee do we cry
Poor banished children of Eve
To thee do we send up our sighs
Mourning
And weeping
In this vale of tears
Turn them o most gracious advocate
Thine eyes of mercy towards us
And after this
Our exile
Show unto us the blessed fruit of thy womb
Jesus
O merciful
O loving
O sweet Virgin Mary
Amen

St Michael
The archangel
Defend us in battle
Safeguard us from the wickedness
And snares of the devil
May God rebuke him
We humbly pray
And do thou
O prince of the heavenly host
By the power of God
Cast into hell satan
And all the evil spirits
Who prowl about the world
Seeking the ruin of souls
Amen

O God
Whose only begotten son
By his life
Death
And resurrection
Has purchased for us the rewards of eternal life
Grant we beseech thee
That meditating upon these mysteries
In this most holy rosary
Of the blessed Virgin Mary
May we both imitate what they contain
And obtain what they promise
Through the same Christ our Lord
Amen

When did you last go to confession gaygen?
Once a year unless you want to go to hell.

>be big
>tfw I'll never have a cute bf that appreciates my belly

End it all

Should I text him?
Decide for me please.

>>7930800
Lose weight

>>7930800
teddy big or landwhale big?

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>everytime i post a picture in a thread or social media at least one person confuses me for a girl. ok so im sick of this. i know transitioning will never be a option bc i like being a boy. so...suicide when?

>>7931050
get short hair

>>7931050
post pic qt. why do you like being a boy?

Do gays love musicians as much as women do?

What about comedians?

>>7931111
I don't give a fuck about either

>>7930927
Idk, definitely not a land whale. I'm 310, 6". What does that make me?

>>7931201
That's a landwhale

I used to be 240 at 6'1 and I was pushing the border of bear.
Get on a diet to save yourself

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>>7931201
planet

>>7931201

Get a chaser bf. They are real.

>>7931219
i figured "landwhale" was more along the lines of 400+. you know, like this guy. i look nothing like pic related

>>7931250
>they are real

where? where do i find one?

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>>7931358
forgot pic

>>7928455
I'm so embarrassed that I have literally no friends. I lucked out and managed to get a boyfriend a year ago and he kept asking to meet my family and friends and it took me a couple of months to confess that I have none.

Recently he asked me for space and I had to tell him I have no friends to do anything with and I could see the look of horror on his face. I'm waiting on the breakup.

https://discord.gg/3B5nsPj

join my discord, nignogs

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>feel bad for never telling my crush I loved him
>remember that sex doll technology has advanced far enough that I can get a fuckable silicone replica of him for just $10,000
>mfw

HAHAHAHA, TAKE THAT NORMIE FUCKS! THE AUTISMO IS FOREVER ALONE NO MORE! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

So my absolute best friend (who happens to be a straight guy) isn't talking to me ever since he found out I slept with one of his friends (3 days ago)
He didn't know I was gay. I mean he probably suspected it, but I never told him because I wasn't 100% sure how he would react, which I know is stupid but still

I texted him a few times but he's basically being an asshole. If I lose him because of this idk what I'll do. And I'm not better off without him

>>7933751
You were stupid for being a slut, but that aside he was never a friend in the first place if he chose to end his relationship with you because of you sleeping around or being gay.

>idk what ill doooo waaah waaah ;_;

You'll just have to grow a pair, move on, and find real friends.

Can gays tell if a man is gay or not?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TennAmLHv_k

do you think this man is gay?

>>7933751
so he's not talking to you and the guy you slept with?
he ditched 2 friends instantly like that?

>>7933780
Yea that is the problem, idk what is bothering him. Not sure if he's mad because I didn't tell him or because I'm gay. I'm so confused. I mean he has other gay friends so I never thought of him as homophobic, but maybe it's bothering him because of how close we are.

>>7933788
Well he'd been clashing with the other guy for a while, so I'm pretty sure he hasn't been talking to him either.

>>7933819
maybe he's confused. give him time and maybe text once more 2 weeks later.
if he doesn't respond then forget him. there are 7.5 billion people on earth you can be friends with

maybe he's mad cuz you had sex with someone he hates, not because you're gay. or your gay could have confused him on top of the clashing, but might not be the principal issue.

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which would be your 80s pop husbando /gaygen/?

for me it's Marc Almond 4ever tbphwyl

>>7934185
shit I forgot my meme blog test
>tfw finally finished rewatching and clearing up most of the bad in my ex 2TB gay porn collection so I can start downloading more

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>>7934185
>tfw to smart to watch porn

I haven't watched a full-fledged porno in years, honestly. I admit to looking at gifs and clips now and then on some blogs, but 90% of the time I jack off by reading.

>>7934291
>jack off by reading
How
Where

is it asexual if you like sex and still get horny but you're also disgusted with the idea of you yourself having sex

i can get off to porn but self-inserting myself in porn is a boner killer

>>7934328
>https://www.fenoxo.com/play-games/
>https://www.gayspiralstories.com/

>>7934342
Wow, what garbage.

>>7934330
It doesn't matter.

>>7934328
You've never fapped to just thinking about crap? Cmon, bro.

Is it hot to have the guy sit (while standing on his own knees not to put his weight all over you) on your face while you finish off yourself? asking for a friend

>>7934393
>It doesn't matter.
well i still want to figure out where this disgust i have of myself stems from

>>7934412
You could spend your time on something more fulfilling. Such as anything else.

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OMG TYRA BANKS IS COMING BACK TO TOP MODEL WE DID IT GURLS

>>7934444
umm how is that show not dead and buried

>>7934437
isn't learning to love myself fulfilling

>>7934405
please reply, if it's nasty I don't want to try it

>>7934478
depends on the ass

>>7934500
no not licking the ass but everything between and including the balls, while having all of it over your face just to make you blow

hot or not?

>>7934517
oh idk dude im a virgin lol

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ah hahahahhahahahahahhahha
>90 % of all guys

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>William Higgins - Str8Hell - Martin Polnak - TICKLING.mp4

I have a question: there's this guy I've been speaking to on grindr who wants me to come over and dominate him- he's into pretty hardcore humiliation and roughness etc. He seems realllllly keen tho and idk I'm a little worried? It seems a little weird? Not sure what to do about it

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Young and alone on a long road,
Once I lost my way:
Rich I felt when I found another;
Man rejoices in man,

A kind word need not cost much,
The price of praise can be cheap:
With half a loaf and an empty cup
I found myself a friend,

Two wooden stakes stood on the plain,
On them I hung my clothes:
Draped in linen, they looked well born,
But, naked, I was a nobody

Too early to many homes I came,
Too late, it seemed, to some:
The ale was finished or else un-brewed,
The unpopular cannot please,

Some would invite me to visit their homes,
But none thought I needed a meal,
As though I had eaten a whole joint,
Just before with a friend who had two

The man who stands at a strange threshold,
Should be cautious before he cross it,
Glance this way and that:
Who knows beforehand what foes may sit
Awaiting him in the hall?

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Not all sick men are utterly wretched:
Some are blessed with sons,
Some with friends,
some with riches,
Some with worthy works.

The halt can manage a horse,
the handless a flock,
The deaf be a doughty fighter,
To be blind is better than to burn on a pyre:
There is nothing the dead can do.

It is always better to be alive,
The living can keep a cow.
Fire, I saw, warming a wealthy man,
With a cold corpse at his door.

A son is a blessing, though born late
To a father no longer alive:
Stones would seldom stand by the highway
If sons did not set them there.

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Shan't be reading these.

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It is time to sing in the seat of the wise,
Of what at Urd's Well I saw in silence,
saw and thought on.
Long I listened to men
Runes heard spoken, (counsels revealed.)
At Har's hall, In Har's hall:
There I heard this.

Loddfafnir, listen to my counsel:
You will fare well if you follow it,
It will help you much if you heed it.

Never rise at night unless you need to spy
Or to ease yourself in the outhouse.

Shun a woman, wise in magic,
Her bed and her embraces:
If she cast a spell, you will care no longer
To meet and speak with men,
Desire no food, desire no pleasure,
In sorrow fall asleep.

Never seduce anothers wife,
Never make her your mistress.

If you must journey to mountains and firths,
Take food and fodder with you.

Never open your heart to an evil man
When fortune does not favour you:
From an evil man, if you make him your friend,
You will get evil for good.

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Cattle die, kindred die,
Every man is mortal:
But the good name never dies
Of one who has done well

Cattle die, kindred die,
Every man is mortal:
But I know one thing that never dies,
The glory of the great dead

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Never reproach another for his love:
It happens often enough
That beauty ensnares with desire the wise
While the foolish remain unmoved.

Never reproach the plight of another,
For it happens to many men:
Strong desire may stupefy heroes,
Dull the wits of the wise

The mind alone knows what is near the heart,
Each is his own judge:
The worst sickness for a wise man
Is to crave what he cannot enjoy.

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Affection is mutual when men can open
All their heart to each other:
He whose words are always fair
Is untrue and not to be trusted.

Bandy no speech with a bad man:
Often the better is beaten
In a word fight by the worse.

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>>7936521
>Pagan poems, actually.

Wounded I hung on a wind-swept gallows
For nine long nights,
Pierced by a spear, pledged to Odhinn,
Offered, myself to myself
The wisest know not from whence spring
The roots of that ancient rood

They gave me no bread,
They gave me no mead,
I looked down;
with a loud cry
I took up runes;
from that tree I fell.

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>>7936535
Some pagans do worship the earth. Some worship pagan gods, like Odin and Thor. Some worship both earth and gods, or see no distinction between them.

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>>7936549
I was raised a Christian, but I lost my faith in Yahweh at a pretty young age. I had no faith at all for a time. Later on I learned about the old gods and put my faith in them.

>>7936634
Well, I lost faith for many many reasons. It would take a long time to tell you all that. Being attracted to men is part of it of course.

I believe that Jesus of Nazareth was very likely a great man, but still a man. The Roman Empire used Christianity as a tool. Tribes that lost their old gods and were converted became subjects of the Emperor. So the history is a big part of it too.

From my point of view, Yahweh is the false god and the old gods of my ancestors are the true ones.

>>7936663
>Surely your ancestors were Christians?
The great majority of my ancestors would have been pagans. The old gods are called such for a reason, their worship goes back into prehistory. Only for a relatively short span of generations, after they were conquered and their own gods were outlawed by Rome, were my ancestors Christians.

In a way though, we believe in the same things. Your one god has multiple faces for different aspects. My gods and goddesses are also aspected. The Holy Spirit or the World Tree for the all-encompassing. Jesus Christ or the Vanir goddess Freya for love. The Father or the Aesir god Týr for justice.

>>7936749
I do not do so as regularly as you contact your own, but yes. There is a great deal of ritual involved in communing with a god or goddess and it does require sacrifice. Christians used to make sacrifice as well but it seems you no longer think it necessary.

>>7936769
>Jesus made the ultimate sacrifice when he died on the cross so we don't need to.
>Some of us do penance and stuff but no we don't have to sacrifice because Jesus is the lamb of God and sacrificed himself for us all.
Again, we see a similarity between our beliefs. Recall the passage of the Hávamál I quoted earlier: >>7936525

Much as Jesus sacrificed himself to God (himself), so did Odin sacrifice himself to himself, not for redemption of sins but for the runes - representing wisdom and foresight.

>Idk I think the poems are beautiful and I respect how much pagans love the earth but I just can't get my head around worshiping anyone but the Lord
Perhaps your Lord and my "False Gods" are just different understandings of the same thing.

>You seem like a nice person and idk I'd like to believe all good people go to heaven, but if you don't recognise Jesus as God then I think you'll go to hell.
This is one of the major reasons I cannot accept your understanding. Sentencing mortals to eternal torture is not how a god of love should conduct himself. It is baffling.

>And you certainly cannot worship other gods...
I will take my chances.

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>>7936819
what the fuck, has he never seen a nude guy before?

dump the creep

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>>7936940
lol

Just wanted to say that I who posted the webm am NOT the one saying lol with such a horrible photo.

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>>7936953
That was me!

Not a twink fan eh? Here then, this looks more like your type.

Should I buy silicon based or water based lube?

>>7936978
Water based.

>tfw have to choose between 3 different guys to bf pretty soon
why is life so hard

>>7936989
If life were my dick, I get life looking at you.

Made the piano cat into webms:
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1489770047577.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1489770155677.webm

>>7937005
holy shit what a numale faggot I was almost sick

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>>7937005
His cat made me smile and his playing is pretty good. Thank you for making these webms Anon.

>>7936986
ty

>>7922474
Agreed Europe is diverse enough as it is. Nordics aryans, celtics with ginger hair and green eyes, beautiful brown haired Slavs from Eastern Europe, and even some cute Mediterraneans from Spain and Italy.

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>>7922474
>>7937031
Friendly reminder that Nazis stab their useful gay idiots in the back.

Hey would you date a guy who occasionally passes out? I started having episodes a bit ago where I go from my regular old clever self into a fuzzy headed nothing. Sometimes it just means I'm slower and need to sit down more often but other times it pretty much incapacitates me. I know they are just atypical migranes and I take medication for it but if the medication isn't taken within 15 minutes I start the pass out game. I'm scared to tell guys because I'm positive they'll dislike me after finding out.

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Strange question but not meme or trolling.

Does anyone know what to do if you have taken huge stuff up your butt, and now you got problem pooping, and feel flesh wooble around, and you have internal prolapse, and the insides are sunk pressing against the sphincter, and it has gotten worse for every year that passes?

Know any surgery or help? Currently electrotherapy but i dont think it will help.

>pic tragicly related

>>7937061
I think it's cute, as long as you're safe.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fainting_goat

>>7937137
I guess I just found my spirit animal, a short stubborn little fuzzball who faints when stressed.

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>>7937110
stop putting things up your butt that wasn't created to be put there

>>7937110
The pic is female anatomy.

>>7937196
Thank you Captain Obvious.

>>7937110
what the hell were you putting up there? you realize fisting is a meme for a reason right?

>>7937357
So pic not so related after all.

>>7937451
Since the Anon said 'tragically related' I would guess that is a FtM tranny asking us about butt stuff. Hey, we're the experts.

mfw I tell "I like you a lot" to my crush, then he replies "lol ok"

>>7937500
Maybe the reason you have a crush on him in the first place is because of that heartless attitude of his?

>>7937480
this is why trannies should just get over their dysphoria and use their cis genitals. i want to be a girl as much as anyone but i'm still going to use my dick, because guess what i don't have a pussy.

>>7937196
umm did you just assume his gender is binary? can you not?

Where do I find a hot latino guy who acts and seems normal and just so happens to be into dudes?

I met this guy today and he fit the bill, thought he was into me. Then he mentions he has daughter. Fucking hot, seemingly perfect, straight guys are everywhere but I can't find any cool gay ones wtf??

>>7937512
m-maybe :(

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>it's a "that persian twink with a huge dick messages you again but don't remembers you even after you send him your picture until you remind him some more, then both don't know if you want to meet up again" episode

>>7937779
97% of men are straight, so yeah, if you want to find gay ones you have to go places where gay men are more than 3% of the people there

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>>7937110
You clearly need a different kind of electrotherapy.

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There are an infinite number of (You)s in the future. There's the (You) who is a successful financial manager at a Fortune 500 company, there's the (You) who is an HIV positive stripper, there's the (You) who is the President of the United States, there's the (You) who is a wageslave at the local supermarket, there's the (You) who is a morbidly obese NEET.

Which (You) is realized depends on the choices (You) make and actions (You) take every minute of the day. So choose and act wisely, /gaygen/.

>>7938166
wrong
i used my gay psychic energy to sabotage their lives too

>>7938166
>there's the (You) who is the President of the United States,
What choice do I need to make to become a natural born US citizen?

>>7937061
I would probably be more concerned and worried about a guy if that were the case. But it wouldn't paint a negative picture of them

>>7921064
>im a kinda fat black guy
>just got out of a shitty long distance relationship
>decide i just want sex right now
>go on craigslist and make an ad (said i was fat in ad, didn't think face mattered that much)
>when i send pics they always just ignore me
>this has happened 8 times
>thiskillsthesoul.jpg

I didn't realize race mattered this much. Now i know what BLM is angry about, still don't agree with their action or even most of their reasoning.

I just kinda feel like shit right now...

>>7938226
I didnt think *race mattered that much

>>7938226
>Now i know what BLM is angry about
kek

the BLM folks are angry about cops killing people

not about fags on craigslist refusing to hookup interracially

if it makes you feel any better though afro-anon, you are much better off being OUT of your shitty long distance relationship and I bet you will find a nice (black) gay man to settle down with

>>7938256
I don't really care about the race of my partner as long as I'm attracted to them. BLM is angry about the whole "institutionalized racism everywhere" meaning that blacks are disadvantaged in all ways in life. I don't totally agree with that (like how easy i got a scholarship lol) but i see now how ugly i am to people of other races.

>btw one of them was black and one of them was mexican

why do you hate interracial relationships? My last one was interracial...

>>7938166
All of this is a concept, ideas about what could be and what couldn't be, thinking about such things is pointless because there is only what is. For you, there will never be anything but the life you have, what will happen will happen, you can't go back or look forward. You can only be.

>>7938226
Nobody owes you sex hon

>>7938417
nobody owes anyone anything, still doesn't feel good that the rest of the world thinks I'm disgusting

>>7938226
cotton_picking_ceiling.jpg

>>7938430
>get ripped
>stop eating trash
>become a demigod
>????
>drown in white boypussy

>>7938430
it might not be related to your race: maybe the CL guys were expecting a 12" BBC...
but CL is shit anyway: it's a blessing, you would have regretted it anyway

>>7938276
>why do you hate interracial relationships?
Nowhere did I say that I do.

>>7921064
Discord link has expired, pls fix

>>7938688
>>7921064
hEELLLOOOOOOO ????

So now that I'm finally getting laid for once in my life I was curious from the perspective of either top or bottom what's your favorite sexual positions? Prone bone seemed to work really well for us when we tried it, comfortable for him as a bottom (and he liked that most of my weight was on him), pleasurable for me as the top allowing me to thrust really well. Still planning to work on riding more, having him on his back with his legs up in the air and back a bit was also enjoyable.

>>7938874
missionary position, lights off, for the sole purpose of procreation

>>7938877

>tfw forgot to try missionary

>>7938226
>its a white people are evil because they won't have sex with me post

>>7938874
missionary was the best & felt more intimate
doggy was ok too but a bit awkward (mfw the bottom is taller) but on the other hand, easy access to his butt for fingering/rimming tho
being ridden was just ok

>>7938971

I think it's a little easier me topping because I'm a bit taller, 6'3 while he's only around 5'7

>tfw height difference is really sexy

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>>7938874
like this

>>7938989

Do you like to be in the middle Mojito?

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>>7938993
HOW DID THEY MESS UP SO MUCH

look those two were like
I want to be in that

and then they were in that

>>7939002

Foxes are sluts, also I think I have a bf now so that's cool, me Epsi again

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>>7939004
oh wow was this the one you were gonna put his wiener in a little cage

Gay men who have moved in with your bf what is your home life like ?

advice ?

>>7939006

Yeah he's interested in trying out chastity. He's a real kinky cutie, wants to do more BDSM stuff like being tied up, sensory deprivation, etc.

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>>7939008
we like

go out to eat a lot and it makes me all fat

also cuddling every night is p good and coffee together every morning

>>7939015
wow yea thats cool are you gonna put your dragon dildos up him

>>7939021

He was interested in them, but it's a bit beyond them at this point. He can take my dick fairly well, but I can't really seem to get anymore than a single finger in him.

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>>7939025
HUH your wiener is obvs bigger than your finger

you better get a horseweiner in him

how else will you get pics of a horseweiner in him

>>7939052

I think it's because my dick is a bit more...squishier than a finger and the head of my dick is also pretty squishy.

Maybe one day he'll be able to take my horse dildo

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>>7939071
yea just go real slow and tell him what a good job he is doing getting effed by a horse

What are you doing this weekend epsilon


whats everybody listening to tonight i'm doing some Sioxsie and the Banshees

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nAON-MwUPY

>>7939091

Well he's got work this weekend and I have to go back up to school sunday so unfortunately we might not get to see each other for a bit.

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>>7939096
oh how is school going

i hope good

>>7939123

It's going quite well, only one more semester after this one.

How would you feel if you started having sex with a guy and it turns out he has a tattoo on his ass ?

>>7939091
Closure in Moscow. Pink Lemonade is a Fucking masterpiece. A 10/10 masterpiece.

>>7939091
I'm at a bar playing scissor sisters

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>>7939133
like a heart

that would be cute or maybe a star

a lot of gay porn stars do little temporary tatoos they are v cute

>>7939136
oh this is nice this is like if mars volta had a manbaby w/ Sam Sparro
yea im gonna listen to the rest of this this is nice

>>7939162
is it a gaaay bar
also get off your pohne and go have fun at the bar you

>>7939126
oh thats good thats a good feeling to have
is it like chemistry or was that somebody else

>>7939133
It depends how ugly and stupid his tattoo is.

>>7939182

Yeah majoring in chemistry

>>7939184

say a cartoon/vidya character or a star or symbol ?

>>7939182
Of course it is!
My friend was in the bathroom and I needed to look at my phone to avoid taking to a twink

>>7939204

But anon you could fuck that twink

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>>7939187
yea thats good are you gonna make drugs

or maybe a lab

>>7939201
wow those are way different though
did this happen to you what was drawn on his butt
was it an arrow and like a "druck me i'm funk" in cursive

>>7939204
yea just be like
Hey do you shop for socks at hot topic

and then he'll take you back to his place to show you the socks its easy

>>7939207
I'm trying to fuck my friend

>>7939201
Any tattoo of a face, whether fictional character or real person, on a guy's ass, is an absolute 100% dealbreaker. I would feel repulsed and cancel the whole thing.

Stars and symbols can be okay but they can also be really bad.

It's always a lot better just to not have a tattoo on your ass.

>>7939221
>wow those are way different though

nope just thinking bout getting a butt tat

>>7939221

Nah just gonna work a job somewhere

>>7939223

Oh okay that makes sense, wine him, dine him, fuck him in the ass

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>>7939223
wow thats way different
how long have you known him

why did you bring him to a literal boner minefield take him to a cocktail bar just you and him
be like
"Hey I've been thinking about a lot of shit this week and i need someone to bounce it off of"
buy him a drink
talk about your insecurities, become endearing, mention (thing about him that is obviously good that offsets this insecurity and makes you feel good around him)
i mechanically dont know how the rest doesnt do itself

>>7939237
get
get a heart

but black

>>7939246
what kinda job do you want

>>7939261

Don't really know yet, I'd be fine working industrial, research, doesn't really matter as long as it pays well and potentially leads to other opportunities.

>>7939261
Hes a friend form school who I don't know really talk to since he moves but hes visiting family and he wanted to go to a placewe went to a lot before I got a crush on him

>>7939133
I would be pleasantly surprised.

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>>7939280
OK SO YOU ARE DONE ALREADY WOW
he wants to go somewhere where you both made memories
are you sure you arent already in him
i mean you are just not his butt more his head

get off 4chan and go bring him a alcohol and dance butt-adjacent

>>7939268
oh but def something in chemicals it sounds like
thats cool

>>7939261
>get a heart
>but black

why ?

I was thinking a star but colored or as a rainbow

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>>7939303
i dunno my butt varies widely in size due to sports and barbecue i wouldnt want anything complicated but yea maybe a few colors or something

i had
literally two margaritas which is objectively too many this evening they were really huge and now i am feeding bourbon directly into the biggest hole on my head

>mojito is back

Gained another ex I see.

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>have crush
>he says he doesn't want a relationship

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is there an overwhelming preference for masculine guys by the gay male community, similar to the preference for femme girls from the lesbian community? are feminine twinks seen as less attractive?

dunno about how guys feel but i'm curious