/mtfg/ - Trans girls general

>tfw hungry and not making gainz rite tf now

>>7920636
>trashy
>gainz
what

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i wish i didn't transition, being a skin head was much better

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>tfw your sister works at a beauty company and sends you free stuff

>>7920636
>tfw hrt made you lose all your gainz

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kayla

Quit being a mad sad cunt be a sick cunt bro
>>7920644
YOU CAN COME BACK BRAH
>>7920649
TRT

>>7920652
>>7920636
kissu

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>>7920644
Lmao
These reruns are still funny

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>tfw bobbers making gains

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It's cold outside brrr
Guess I'll stay in for the night
>>7920650
What happened with Kayla
Did she snap at someone again
>>7920644
You could be Blair White 2.0

>>7920663
nice tits brah

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>>7920663
Nice pec insertions bro u natty

>>7920659
No thank you
I have my Myrthe now and I can actually see her every week which is nice

>>7920663
How long hrt r u again?
Those are prime

>>7920644
>kayla thinks she's genetically superior

>>7920672
2 years 2 months

>>7920669
I take test erry day

>>7920671
how do I get a myrthe

>>7920669
Welcome to the family son

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>>7920666
Same ^^
Bobs are growing

>>7920677
Find nearby qt tranny on mtfg
Get her to like you even though you're an unlikeable loser
???
Profit

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odder

Is beeps around?

>>7920684
i tried that but the first time she ended up being straight and the second time she got all mad at me and moved to a different state

Why am I so shitty at conversations :( Nobody ever responds to me

>>7920691
First time I tried this (except not on mtfg) I turned out to be a tranny lmao

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>>7920676
>>7920682
Thank you Daddy

>>7920684
you have had success with that two times

>>7920689
boop

>>7920686
Comfy odder

>>7920699
beep

>>7920695
thats sort of what happened to me
posted on mtfg to get all the mtf girls on dis dick, then realized I was a tranny
sad but true

>>7920699
do you have discord or Skype. I want to talk to you about something

>>7920695
lmao its almost like chasers are projecting their desire for transition onto someone who is already transitioning
lmaoo

>>7920703
I honestly wasn't even chasing :(

>>7920698
>first time
>success
I dunno if I'd calling that

>>7920693
get responded to, here's a (You)

>>7920703
have you ridden a boys dick yet?

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>>7920706
>chaser
>cries for days about being a fag and looks up all kind of negative tranny stories and statistics to make himself not in love with a *filthy tranny*
hmmm

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>tfw too intelligent for bodily desires like transitioning instead commiting to a routine and eating chicken all day

>>7920717
Chick fil a is yummi

>>7920714
haha and now you're part of those statistics and want your gf to beat your frenulum and your perenium

>>7920717
>tfw a pinhead who transitions all day err day

>>7920721
Roast chicken in 5kg bags or bust
I got a cute doggy that I can eat chicken and rice with everyday

>>7920724
teriyaki sauce

>>7920724
Chicken sandwich ^^

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This 40yo keeps messaging me on OKC
Should I reply to him? 40 is outside of the age range I'm usually comfortable with but I'm starting to feel desperate
>>7920721
Chick Fil A is top tier fast food
Also a couple of chicken tendies places are top tier but they're regional

>>7920722
Pretty funny right
Honestly less of a depressed loser now too
Guess I made the right choice at least short term

>>7920717
did u detrans?

>>7920711
nope
probably never will because ugly as sin

>>7920702
booboobop
>>7920704
Shlooppp on skype

>bf always took me to Chick Fil A
why god why
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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has anybody had someone walk in on you whilst your changing? like they see em tites is what im asking like not just wearing a bra

No, you should wish to be stupid. It make it easier to be happy. You do not want to have problems, and be aware of them.
But fuck i do want chikkin now.

>>7920745
hop on my feminine benis and we can go there now

dysphoria isnt gonna go away

>>7920748
I always lock the door for this reason.

>>7920717
>not trying to do both
???

>>7920731
Hmm, I think giving into desperation is usually a bad idea

>>7920749
meant for >>7920717

>>7920731
40 year olds tend to either have this lives completely together or completely apart. I haven't found any inbetween in the people I've dated

>>7920748
is that the girl the fedora neckbeard liked

>>7920741
Sent

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>>7920738
Yeah it's not worth being a total societal reject to make my brain feel better in a contemptuous idle state
>>7920752
Then why contain it, depressed men running the world

>>7920767
are you still on hrt?

>>7920731
>Should I reply to him?
Probably not. Aren't you like 25?

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>>7920752
delet this

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odder

>>7920777
>tfw not a comfy odder
:/

>>7920731
BLEEEEEEEEURRRGGGHHHHH AAAAGGGH

>>7920752
yes it will if I leave it alone it will eventually go away i cant hear you lalalalalalalalala

snuggin a maeve

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>>7920752
I-it will

>lists himself as a straight guy
>messages me wanting to date even though I put I'm a dude on my account
And into the trash it goes
>>7920772
Close, 22
I have 30-35 as my cutoff for guys to date
One day

>>7920749
Making the enemy's road road long and torturous, lure him along it by baiting him with easy gains
Getting outplayed there kid
>>7920771
Nope off it for a few months making them kilos drop rn

>>7920767
jesus really? why?

you ever look at clothes online and think "I am so sure this model is a tranny"

it's kinda unnerving but also kinda nice once you get past the initial shock

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>>7920797
where Amy
need to headpat

>>7920806
not whatsoever, where the fuck are u buying clothes?

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>>7920797
i want good girl head pats
>>7920788
xugg

>>7920814
H&M
it's just cus the models are SUPER thin, and there's a certain androgyny that comes with thinness. plus models often have strong jaws for some reason

>>7920800
IDEALS
D
E
A
L
S
>>7920806
Stop shopping at shitty American Apparel stores

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>>7920810

>>7920829
>Stop shopping at shitty American Apparel stores
lawl they're awful for that too

they just released a fully unisex clothing line too, I think they're marketing and modelign dresses to men. really stimulates my synapses

I joined a krav maga class today. I need to take my life back into my own hands

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>>7920833
*leans into the mic*
you know about tap water

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>>7920831

>>7920843
>jew jitsu

>>7920844
dude this entire thread has drank too much tap water, there's no turning back for us. get out while you can

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>>7920844
ᵔᴥᵔ

>>7920849
RUB RUB RUB RUB

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>>7920848
trashy is an old fig

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>>7920848
THEVE GOT SHIT IN THE WATER
...
IT TURNS THE FRICKING FROGS GAY
>>7920851
I was here since day 1 baby

should i kill myself but as a meme

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>>7920855
>I was here since day 1 baby
best reaction gif every

>>7920855
trash man teller

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>>7920848
>Like we always do at this time
>I go for mine, I got to shine

>>7920864
SO THROW YUH HANDS UP IN THE SKY
IMMA BE ON THE TV MAMMA
IMMA, IMMA TOUCH THE SKYYY
HEYEYYYYY

>>7920861
6'6
'
6

>>7920851
i know........ moran.....

>>7920870
kanye West but transgender

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>TFW you feel an intense feeling of jealousy towards your younger cis cousin because she's a cute girl.

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>>7920850
ʕʘM_ʘʔ

PUT THE FEMBENIS IN MY MOUTH

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Homemade pizza in the oven I'm not sure if I should hate myself for what I put on it

>>7920887
pineapple and....? canadian bacon I assume?

>>7920861
why did she detrans?

>>7920887
A ton of sausage?

>>7920879
Kanye West interview but every time he mentions himself Father Stretch My Hands Parts 1 + 2 plays
>>7920882
Maybe if you can pick her up over your head you can make her jealous of your strength
>>7920891
If you aren't happy then there is literally no reason not to detransition

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>>7920890
Summer sausage
Breakfast sausage
Green olive
Green pepper
Pickled jalapenos
Mushroom

>>7920887
i dont even know what's on it and i know it's justified

>>7920859
i will NEVER lose to cock

the elann plann

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>>7920887
What did u put on that pizza

>>7920899
umami overload

honestly that actually doesn't sound awful tho? idk about 2 types of sausage but I'd have a slice of that

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>>7920845

>>7920825
agree w dis

>>7920899
I'm not quite sure how well some of those flavors go together.

>>7920903
I'm late ignore this post
>>7920899
No that sounds super yummi, enjoy pizza

>>7920903
pineapple and ham I'm sure

>>7920899
sounds good

>>7920901
losing is fun :)

>>7920901
Lose to a double ended dildo
's what I did

>>7920895
>make her jealous of your strength

hahaha hahaha you're funny! Most his girls are stronger then me.

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>>7920906

>>7920923
eeeevvvaaa ^>^

evanGELine

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>>7920870
I'M GOOD ლ(ლ
M

G
O
O
D
>>7920879
Isn't he?
>Pic related

>>7920848
I don't drink water. Fish fuck in it.

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>>7920905
Idk summer sausage is closer to pepperoni than sausage imo

I love to assault my taste buds with umami and greasiness tho I just hope I didn't overdo it. I'm probably drowning it in Buffalo sauce anyways

>>7920909
They honestly should, why wouldn't they?
There's lots of sour salty and savory

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odder

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>>7920722
>tfw no frenulum

>>7920901
Are u curious about boy penis?

>>7920791
lmao you don't get it. I didn't assume anything, but now you look like you have something (repression?) lol.
Or i just don't get it.
Anyways.
What I meant is that instead of being clever and asking too many question, you could be stupid and think about none, and then as a stupid person, you have no doubt.
Same thing, you never ask if you have a problem, because you're stupid.
Just makes life a tooooon easier.
That's why the 'too clever to...' meme is bad, because you're not too clever, you are too stupid to find a miracle solution, and too clever to not see the problem.

I still don't have a 6'4 ginger bf

why even live

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>>7920918
>Lose to a double ended dildo

Like, the penetration might be similar, but there is something about a cock being attached to a man brimming with T that makes it better. Groping at all parts of you whilst pounding you into submission, then making guttural noises as he unloads inside you... Just can't emulate that with a dildo ^_^

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>tfw taking mones but never going to socially transition
Did I win?

>>7920947

Do you know how few men are that tall? You may want to lower your requirements a bit.

>>7920937
Good odder

>>7920943
m-maybe a little..
but NO
NEVER
i will not submit

>tfw ur a handsome husband

h-haha good comic :)
Im a boy really :)))

>ywn sit in a park with Trashy and Amy drinking ice cold irn bru in the summer time
why even life

>>7920938
Are you circumcised?

im so ghigh
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhu

>>7920954
tfw not even handsome

>>7920957
>tfw going to Scotland in September but trashy won't hang out with me
now THIS is a feel

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>>7920946
Just ignore the problem and focus on the important things like being able to run really fast and pick up heavy stuff.
Detransition is merely Step 1 of the Trash-Dash to success

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How many months in does hrt make me anime?

>>7920950

What do when boobers?

>>7920953
Would you threesome with another girl to make it less gay?

>>7920895
>If you aren't happy then there is literally no reason not to detransition
shit... ive already changed my name and lost my balls

>>7920958
no, my frenulum got removed in 2014 because it was too short

yup

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>>7920950
>That pixie cut
>ʕ◉ᴥ◉ʔ

>>7920965

infinity

>>7920970
you are being memed

>>7920964
tfw not trash-dashin

>>7920974
They removed your frenulum but you're uncircumcised

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>>7920965
Quite a few but it worked for me.

poor myrthe
every girl deserves an intact frenulum

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>>7920960
>tfw the most handsome husband
girls like be because I'm so handsome and they want me to support them
I always pay for girls dinners because I'm a handsome man with a stable job and I know how to treat a lady

haha :^)

>>7920957
You can if you want I have people visit me all the time :^)
>>7920970
Good all men should be castrated!
>>7920983
STEP 1.
BUY A WATER FILTER
STEP 2.
THE BIGGEST RUCKSACK YOU CAN GET
STEP 3.
LEAVE HUMANITY BEHIND TO GO LIVE IN THE HIGHLANDS

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>tfw comfy on the couch listening to nice music
Nice night
>>7920960
Same

>>7920990
those chubbi girl cheeks

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>>7920994
>all men should be castrated
i didn't know you were woke

>>>7920999
this hurts

>>7920987
correct.
not sure how they did it, but they did.

can still vividly remember the surgeons talking about sports in a thick Flemish dialect moments before I fell asleep

>>7920989
thanks for the support anon

>>7920994
>BUY A WATER FILTER
i literally just bought one wtf

im so close

>>7921000
no
they're chiseled male model cheeks
I'm a sexy man

>>7921005
i wish i was anna

>>7921010
Why?

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>>7920957
>implying I will even leave my flat

>>7921009
where's the adam's apple bro

how you gonna fight off the other males

>>7921012
myrthe gf

>>7920950
Oh it's pixie cut blonde hair girl from my 2015 pinterest!

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>>7920999
Y-yknow, sharing is caring~

>>7921010
why or how did my post make you say this

>>7921020
i want to comfort you while you're mourning your frenulum

>>7921016
sorry but anna is my gf and im not for sharing

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>>7920994
>all men should be castrated!
>tfw you like yours

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>>7921015
rite there babe
bulging like the biggest strongest man's manhood

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>>7920963
I'm too intelligent for hanging out unless its to do some fuckin' sick squat sets
>>7921008
Good bonus step is read Walden and Civil Disobedience so you can be a cool Ancap and post all the hottest memes from your mobile

>>7921026
i know that's why I wish i was anna

>>7921019
Get over here save me from being fat

>>7921004
Gooood

>>7921024
Wish I was mourning the entirety of my benis desu

>>7920999
Wow, u pretty good at pizza even if I don't aggree with your toppings, Banana.

>>7921032
>ancap
d r o p p e d

>>7920968
wait a sec is this a trick

>>7921032
>not putting your penis inside of Anna

>>7921031
uh where?

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I just want my eyebrows done

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>mfw a guitar string snaps when I'm halfway through my favorite song

>>7921034
why do you like to hurt me so

>>7921031
Nice photoshop!

>tfw didn't have time to shave this morning and now have stubble at work
LMAO I think I'm going to skip my meal and rush home try to shave super quick I feel like I'm going to vomit

>>7921024
Myrthe got circumcised?

>>7921016
Yeah it's pretty amazing

>>7921026
aww yiss

>>7921032
Nah just comfy movie watching like a year ago would be nicer desu
I don't do lifting things

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be my gf or the Armenians get it

>>7921050
friday right?

>>7921043
Ummm, maybe a trick to kiss u

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>>7921032
>do some fuckin' sick squat sets
Y-y-you wouldn't happen to be /fit?

>>7920950
same desu but idk if I'm winning or losing

>>7921062
they didn't answer the phone so idk...

>>7921060
is that the guy from Masterchef Australia?

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>>7921037
Thank you :3
I have honed my craft over many years of being a tranny

>>7921053
The first step to becoming accustomed to flavor is to be exposed to it visually.

ive been switching medicines a lot lately..reminder to get ur levels checked bc you can die

>>7921071
hmmm

keep trying!

>>7921039
Are you trying to tell me what I want to purchase or where I can work or something
Isn't mankind's primordial nature to strive to make something for itself
>>7921059
I've got a kino discount card
>>7921067
I'm training right now to do long distance hiking using the power of my testosterone

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>>7921073
elanna

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>>7920964
> ignoring a problem is the solution
You're not 'ignoring' it, you're procrastinating.
If you can call it a 'problem', either it's there forever or you can work toward solving it.
If only problem didn't equal to bad things.

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>>7921072
fug

>>7921076
I'll try ;~;

>>7921081
>human nature
laughing_materialists.tiff

>>7921075
Are you going progestenuts?

>>7921073
but all im imagining is the crunchiness all those toppings is gonna add to the pizza ;-;

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>>7921060

>>7921081
literally how to contact you except going to your house (unless you moved by now) :^)

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>>7921082
Yes that's my name hi

>>7921094
Crunchiness?
They're veggies and soft sausage not potato chips

why can't people just accept me as the handsome husband I am

>>7921104
i lov u

>>7921087
they've gotta answer some time lol

>>7921104
but aren't those peppers kinda crunchy

>>7921090
no not really. ive been feeling well lately. i just feel a little uneasy w hrt in general sometimes..its super nice to be able to feel happy with myself..but i remember it all comes with the price of screwing up ur body a bit. idk im just scared i'll die.
>>7921065
mwah

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>>7921105

>>7921105
if you're a handsome husband then who are you married to

checkmate

>>7921117
mercury obviously

>>7921121
merc is too fab to be tied down

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>>7921112
No they're fleshy

>>7921106
Do u really love me tho

>>7921083
It isn't something that is possible to solve even if you are in the group that passes you're still more than likely going to feel shit about your physicality.
>>7921088
If you do important things your brain rewards you so people are naturally going to do these things over and over again

>>7921104
how did you decide on the name elanna?

>>7921125
i lov u

>>7921123
w-we're in an open relationship
all of her boyfriends are really cool, great guys

>>7921101
My username is still the same everywhere

>>7921136
I haven't tried readding you since I thought you just blocked me on everything.

>>7921125
wtf that's even worse

that's like eatin people

>>7921113
Yeah. That's the price we have to pay.

Ummmmmm. So i didn't need lewd tricks?

>>7921135
does she let you watch when she fucks other guys or do you have to have your back turned

nim
imn
i am an
. nim is a what???

a nim anal

>>7921153
Nimrod

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nim is not an anal

>>7921145
She told me she doesn't have sexual intercourse with any of them!
I'm sure she wouldn't be THAT unfaithful
s-she just likes to have lots of guy friends to take her out to nice places
right?

>>7921161
What about eva?

i want to marry elann a

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>>7921165
eva is not an anal either

>>7921167
But how else will you two do it?

>>7921164
uh yeah sure..

just make sure not to go into your room when there's a sock on the knob okay

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>>7921143
No it's like eating vegetables
Don't you eat vegetables?
Wait this is a stupid question isn't it.

>>7921130
Honestly, I started by taking the feminine version of my male name and thinking "nah, this kinda sucks, I'd never use this". I really liked the name Alannah, and then thought about it and realized I could swap around some letters to get an alternate spelling while still keeping my initials the same. It just sort of clicked, I realized it flowed well with my last name and middle name (chosen based on initials, and having someone in the family with that name) and I went with it.

>>7920931
they try to cover up the smell with chlorine.

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i want to fucking le die

>>7921173
i eat carrots a lot tyvm

not on pizza like you though :^)

>>7921171
im not getting into this

>>7921173
what was your male name?

>>7921172
this is getting depressing

>>7921190
that tends to happen when you talk to me

kissin an olive

>>7921188
elanna

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>when you slide that sandwich down your throat

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>>7921188
Why would I post that here?
Some people here have figured it out but I'm not just going to straight up say it.

>>7921185
nim should i go out ~alone~ tonight or stay home and be high and watch movie instead?

my best friend in the world isnt feeling well and cancelled plans and the my other friend who was gonna hang with us bailed

dysphoria go away

>>7921201
where do you plan on going

>>7921200
kunte...kinte

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go bobbers go
go bobbers go

>>7921201
talk to sheen please

im thinking about going on antidepressants again but they really just made me feel like blank when i tried in high school

is it worth trying them again? ive been feeling worse lately

>>7920999
omg pizza ;_;

>>7921213
would feeling blank be better?

how depressed were you in high school?

>>7921207
maybe a comedy show to see some friends do jokes

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>>7920647
tfw sister works at animal shelter and never sends me free pets

>>7921230
yeah that sounds like fun

you should go and have a nice nice anne

>>7921230
sounds like a fun night out.

>>7921209
Is absolutely f l a t after nine months normal or just genetically cuck tier?

>>7921229
i dont know

idk i was depressed enough to try to kill myself and i dropped out and got my ged cuz i like couldn't function in school

i guess i was pretty bad

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I tried to correct my posture and exercise and now my back and butt hurt
Sooooo bad ;-;

>>7921240
things are getting better though now, please no sad :c

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>>7921208
Sorry, wat

>>7921220
Iz delish :3

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Magik pills will make me into girl

Nim is lewd ;)

>>7921248
hmm

seems doubtful for me a lot of the time

>>7921259
no

>>7921256
It's a reference to a book titled Roots, about an African that grows up in Africa and goes to America in the 1700s as a slave. His name is Kunta Kinte but they name him Toby and he keeps saying his name is Kunta Kinte over and over.

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>>7921262
everything be okay

>>7921265
You and Evangeline are so lewd on here :p

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Help I need a happier Elsa picture

>>7921272
how!?

>>7921266
tfw I remember when that book and mini series came out.

>>7921270
it's okay, im happy most people on here will make it

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>>7921266
I see
All I will say is that my deadname is actually the same as a character that was played by michael cera

And it's lame and I hate it

>>7921279
your going to make it too emi

>>7921178
i wanna stop living

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>>7921256
I could of had ali baba's by the slice for lunch but I was stupid and bought a panini.
I regretted it instantly :(

>>7921277
>>7921266
I see they remade it...

>>7921276
It's cute, you both are going to have a very happy summer.

>>7921284
im doubtful

>>7921292
it's going to be nice to meet her, yes

>>7921240
did the same thing, nim. good luck with college application

>>7921289
;_;
Have you made your own 'za before?

>>7921298
thank you

you actually reminded me to check the mail for my letter

so thank you anon

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>>7921282
You've given them too many clues. The number of people looking at his IMDB right now has skyrocketed!

uh, does straight hair generally help with passing? not a fan of my curly hair

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>>7920856

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>>7921287
>i wanna stop living
No, you have to keep going <3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxGRhd_iWuE

>>7921300
>Have you made your own 'za before?
Sort of? I did a collaboration with the family once. We picked some toppings, my sister made the crusts and we used some boring sauce in a bottle - it was okay.
When I'm less poor I'd love to go completely from scratch and someday I'm going to make deep dish, which I've been obsessing over.

>>7921328
Icicles would hurt like hell coming from there.

>>7921327
i think i look a bit better when my hair isn't poofy

but it's probably not true

>>7921337
every girl tells me poofy hair is more voluminous and looks better on me

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>>7921311
I've posted that clue before it's not exactly new news

Plus nim literally randomly guessed my name once. Idk I don't go announcing it but I don't really go out of my way to hide it either, it's not my name anymore.

>>7921334
Deep dish is hard af to make right at home.
Making your own pizza does require a bit of trial and error to get good too

>>7921341
it doesn't look good on me

>>7921327
idk if one is actually more feminine than the other
though i have been considering straightening mine
it seems hard to get it to sit in a feminine way
>>7921334
that video is more inspirational than most i've ever seen

hi mitfug
whats up

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>Tfw faceapp is super flattering but makes touchscreen a crazy eye

>>7921348
I want to eat asiatic clams

>>7921369
*you have a crazy eye

Damn auto-correct

>>7921361
Nothing going on here.. Just waiting for parents to fall asleep and waiting for tomorrow.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1agwccrF9R5

>>7920644
its never too late
buzz your hair and repent from your sins

Must be time for Samurai Jack.

>>7921376
Hmm, what are you waiting for them to go to sleep for? And what is tomorrow?
I'm waiting for people to respond to emails v-v
much less fun than what i want to be doing

>>7921381
jesus christ how horrifying