Stereotypes

neutral butch best

>>7920624
Why am I like all three chaotics smushed together? Is that like, chaotic chaotic?

>>7920624
Did the author ironically misspell shit or can she really not spell pilots?

>>7920624
>discovered she was gay from bad yaoi fanfics in middle school
>gay
>not aap

>>7920624
Is there a gay guy version of this ?

>>7920852
I THINK there is, but I don't remember how I came across it, I'll do some digging. But if /lgbt/ can come up with some shit I can try making one. Same for FtM and MtF. If anyone wants to do an art collab, holler.

>>7920733
Have you not seen a meme like this before? It's purposefully misspelled so as to come off as twee and endearing.

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At one point there was a more "in-depth" version of this, but can't find it at the moment. If I do, I'll post.

someone do the male version pls, it's a known fact women don't exist on the internet so this is pointless

>>7920942
At the same time, there aren't really many faggots here, so that would also be pointless. We need a trans version, but then it would just be depressing.

MtF who likes vidya and anime. I'm not a programmer though.

>tfw no lawful femme gf

>>7920624
This chart makes being a lesbian(or transbian) seem cool. I just thought it was fat ugly dykes being with fat ugly dykes.

>>7921223
Not if you actually live in a city in California, most of them are somewhere between true neutral, neutral femme, and chaotic neutral. The other are basically wet dreams tho.

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Choose wisely.

Or tell us where you are.

>>7921244
>Kind, meek and upbeat. Clingy, needy and not very smart.
>Monogamous. Doesn't mind if you fuck around, as long as you only love him. Faithful.
Sad...

>>7921244
The first few are hot. Traps FTW

Weirdly, I'm bi, but I wouldn't go for a girl who looked like that. Almost every girl I'm into is butch af, but I can't stand muscles on a guy. My sexuality is androgynous people, I guess

>>7921364
But surely a girl who looked like that would be equally androgynous?

>>7920624
That neutral butch is me af

I'm also the classic academics lesbian (the Humanities kind -- the difference is the Women's Studies type dresses for the revolution and has the undead ghost of Simone de Beauvoir as a headmate while the Humanities type wears tweed and has consumed an entire 100-year-old library)

>>7921384
Not really, there's androgynous where you can't tell what sex someone is and then there's androgynous where you can tell the sex but they're so far opposite that presentation-wise that you're having trouble believing it

I guess the word I'm looking for is closer to crossdresser, huh. Not quite it, but, like, male twinks, female hunks. I don't think anyone would call a bifauxnen a hunk, even though she's androgynous.

>>7921465
Your preference sounds like takarazuka actresses

>>7921244
HUNK
U
N
K

not being that sexual is a negative but the romantic side is much more important 2bh

>>7921223
>fat ugly dykes being with fat ugly dykes
All the lesbians Ive seen are either normal sized or /fit/. I've literally only seen fat ugly dykes in pictures of motorcycle clubs riding in pride parades and even then its only maybe half of them.
I always stayed away from other lesbians because i assumed most of them where 6-10/10 and out of my league.

>>7920624
Mtf, transbian
-Likes Anime and video games
-Likes computers and electronics of all kinds
-Not named Alice
-Refuse to get a pet
-Not a programmer but would love to be or work with computers in some way
-Would like rough sex. Maybe some light choking
-I hate softball. or sports in general
-Would be willing to chop wood on occasion with friends.
-hate cars
-Hate power tools
-Chokers make me nervous
-Fat
-Ugly
-Have literally never been on tumblr

Im bad at being a Tranny and a dyke.

Lawfully Butch that is secretly Chaotic Neutral.

[spoilers] No one guesses I love vidya and idiotic memes.[/spoiler]

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>>7921961
Ruined the spoiler, abandon thread

Looking at this list makes me wonder, how would a large physically masculine transbian on HRT(with girldick) do in the lesbian/transbian dating market? Assuming presentation can be any one of these.

>>7921244
I belong at trap and that viking guy is so my type

>>7920750
>not realizing a substantial proportion of 'lesbians' are aaps
>>7920624
idk i can't think of [m]any ftm stereotypes

>>7921924
>Im bad at being a Tranny and a dyke.
Don't say that, you're a pretty classic transbian despite the programmer and Alice things.

>>7922284
>you're a pretty classic transbian despite the programmer and Alice things.

How? Are there Transbian stereotypes I dont know about?

>>7922302
It's more that you fit the stereotype apart from those things. There are plenty of other typical names and loving to work with computers fits with the kind who are actual programmers.

>>7922273
Lol that'd explain some lesbians. Is that why they always shop in the mens department?

>>7922314
no, those tend to be the actual lesbians
lesbians can kinda be separated into
>women exclusively attracted to other women, tend to be much more masculinate behaviourably than their het counterparts (though of course there are some genuine femmes)
>women attracted to all kinds of things but primarily to masculine natal females (butch lesbians and trans men), which is strongly correlated with aap for the same reason trans girl chasing is correlated with agp
this is why 'lesbians like women who look like men', why trans men used to be so accepted in the lesbian community to the point some lesbians would try to push them in, etc

>>7921924
Programming and transbians go hand and hand in my social circle. (Tho maybe it's the other way around, our big programming stereotype is "trans girl")

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I am more like lawful neutral in terms of appearance and occupation but mentally I am true neutral. It's sad though because a true neutral probably wouldn't have a fucking SJW blog, and idk if they would seem so meek ffs.

>>7920685
>neutral over lawful

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>>7920922
>missing JoBro

>>7922347
Oh now I get, female AAPs are attracted to women who look like men/transmen. Just like male AGPs are attracted to men who look like women/transwomen.

I'm an AGP myself and this just blew my mind.

>>7920922
>be cis gaybro
>absolutely certain this chart is accurate portrayal of every gay I've ever met but hate to admit the stereotypes are spot on
>tfw knowing I'm on here somewhere...

>>7920922
That's real interesting. I'm dating a gaymer and I'm a sk8r Boi. Right next to each other.

>>7920624
I don't fit the bisexual stereotype but I think it's probably the coolest stereotype out of all the sexualities. Being a sophisticated manipulative slut sounds awesome.

>>7920624
Chaotic neutral minus the yaoi and highschool weeb fashion. Kinda grew out of a lot of things when I got a job and a gf.

>>7920624
True Neutral desperately trying to work to Neutral femme.

>>7920852
No, artist only did females.
You could probably find a male version though but it wont be as good as OP's

>>7920624
Yes, I'm a pretty low testosterone gay male with a faggot voice (no lisp though) and somewhat feminine interests.

I don't know what the FTM stereotypes are other than Tumblrcore fucktard.

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>>7920922
The point of those images is that the stereotypes are so generic you have 90% chance to fit in one of those.

>>7923710
Or is it that people conveniently fall into a stereotype?

Really makes you thinking :thinking emoji:

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>>7923716
Logically it's the first case, but being willfully ignorant for the sake of happiness won't change the situation so if it makes you happy pick the second case.

>>7920624
I'm mtf and neutral femme.

>>7921244
>choose
The hunk or Viking
>where are you
Twink

>>7920624
Something between neutral femme and chaotic neutral.

>>7921244
Cub all the way

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>>7922564

>>7921244
The 1%er.
Why fuck your ideal bf, when you can BE him?

>>7920624
Sauce: http://bedupolker.tumblr.com/post/145815892329/look-ma-i-made-a-tag-yourselfalignment-chart

>>7921244
If I wasn't a failure of a man I'd be the viking.

As it stands, I'm just a schlubby manlet who needs a haircut.

>>7920922
>Sk8r Boi
>not a closeted redneck meth addict
It's like words don't mean things anymore

I'm mostly chaotic butch
I don't think this is a good thing to admit

>Aam Aadmi Party
>Accelerated Graphics Port
Fucking hell

>>7920624
chaotic neutral/butch

>>7920624
Both me and my GF is between neutral and chaotic femme.

>>7921924
be my gf pls (im a landwhale tho)

If people ask me if im a boy or a girl and my life goal is to own cute practical boots and clothes and go innaawoods does that make me neutral butch or a hon?

Bi girl
>slut

Also I fit some lesbian stereotypes
>dress mostly in mens clothes
>vegetarian
>love cats
>go to tumblr (for porn though)

>>7920624
My AGP identity is of course chaotic butch

>>7920624
>lesbian artist that doesn't eat meat and only wears black

Sounds like me alright.
I suffer from femme invisibility so hardly ever come off as a stereotype. But I'm also a vegan cat lover majoring in one of the humanities.

>>7920624
>lawfully butch
it's me

>>7921244
>"the cub is perf-"
>only bottoms

Life is suffering

>>7921244
If only the cub were a younger vers who was a student... still better than the rest though.

This is coming from the cub, but younger and vers and a student.

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>>7930302
>be my gf pls (im a landwhale tho)

So am I. Also, im pretty ugly but I do love me some landwhales. As long as you are a girl and we get along your weight will almost never be an issue.

>>7920922
I'm basically everything except a DILF.

That will happen in the next 20 years.

>>7930984
THERES PORN ON TUMBLR?
Since when?!

>>7932477
im a cis grill actually
btw
how old are you

>>7932483
Since always, Anon...

>>7933547
30, so super old.

>>7930984
Tumblr has no other use for me

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>>7921244
>mfw i love bears and traps equally
Why don't bear traps exist?

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>>7933599
There are no bear traps, only muscle traps.

>>7933599
>Why don't bear traps exist?
Im sure there may be out there somewhere.
I personally would like to find a strongfat mama bear. Ive at least seen pictures of that.

>>7931290
I wish I could find a goff vegan gal pal to swap vegan baking recipes, cute black clothes and girlfriend gossip.

>>7933590
tfw 18 (๏_๏)

>>7933573
wheres the porn on tumblr though

>>7933873
Pls be in Europe

>>7934445
Porn is what Tumblr was traditionally known for, before the SJ Wars. I just searched "lesbian blog Tumblr" and came up with this: http://the-lesbian-blog.tumblr.com/

Traits of both chaotic and lawful femme

>>7920922
pocket gay here

>>7935379
L O N D O N
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>>7920624
I didn't expect any of them to apply but chaotic femme is pretty spot on.

>>7933599
Because when that happens you want to hibernate forever.

>>7920624
Is there a male version of this chart?

>>7920624
I bet most FTMs were Neutral Butch or Chaotic Neutral pre-transition.

>>7936995
ftm here, can confirm this

>>7920624
I don't know any CB if LF and the only NF I know is actually straight, but other than that I was laughing at the accuracy the entire time. Maybe this only applied to Canadian lesbians?

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>>7936930
Yes, /lgbt/ tried to make it once.

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>>7936930
>>7938017

>>7938026
Perfectly match chaotic neutral

>>7920624
I'm chaotic neutral, but I dream to be lawful butch.

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>>7933599
>mfw people don't know about Ladybeard Senpai
Best husbando ever.

>>7938017
>>7938026
Is there a tranny version of these charts?

>>7938075
As far as I'm aware, not really.

>>7938075
Going off the OP, trannies probably fit into Neutral/Chaotic Femme or True/Chaotic Neutral

>>7920922
>DILF is an Aphex Twin fan
my boiiiiiii

Bi girl here,the chaotic neutral is me even thou i was bi wayyy before reading yaoi and I still read it thankyou very much

>>7938017
Why's neutral fem black?
>>7920922
Why are the only black people on there very masc or very butch with no complexity?

>>7920624
I can't tell if I'm chaotic neutral or chaotic butch.

> the only real gamer girl
> watches bad anime
> sells illicit memes

but also

> punk/grunge music scene
> represses emotions
> wants to be dominated by lawful femme

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>>7920624
Chaotic Femme.

>>7938026
Rollin

>>7920624
Neutral and lawful butch are best girls.

>>7939127
Because fuck your white cultural hegemony.

>>7938026
Roll

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Tangentially related. (Assuming such dynamics occur [or have equivalents] in humans across sexes, genders and orientations.)

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>>7940483

Reading: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/QueerAsTropes

>>7920624
Stereotype alingment: chaotic neutral
Moral alignment: chaotic neutral
Alingment I mostly RP as in D&D: chaotic neutral

Transbian here
I'm basically chaotic butch but baggier clothes and scars all over her body

>>7939127
Tbqh, all the gay black I've met were fat and pretty fem just like that. In my experiences it's pretty spot on.

>>7920624
I'm Chaotic Femme af.
I even wear something similar (lolita fashion and pastel stuff).
Kinda stopped with the "not like teh other grils!!" mentality though.

Lawful Femme is waifu material