Cis LesGen

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First for getting the girl

>>7919954
The news is quite selective.

>>7919995
That's the way it's always been. If you want to get into the news you need to know the things that I like.

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>clg

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Anyone else just wanna slam a really conservative woman?
Get her riiiight to the edge of orgasm and just hold her there; hold her hips still until she tells me what I wanna hear....

>>7920039
I'd like to, but I'd like to do that to a lot of people.

>>7920039
no

>>7920083
Not even as a revenge/hate fuck?

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what countries do you wish to visit?

>>7920104
yours

Can I just start a business traveling around the world being different anons gf for x amount of time like a rent a gf?
>>Id attend parties and gatherings with an anon to make sure she doesn't look like a lonely single loser
>>Can cook and clean
>>Can have different wardrobe based on individual anons preferences from lipstick, feminine, or athletic, or maybe slightly tomboyish. No butch, sorry.
>>Experienced in sex
>>Would help anons on do's and don't's of dating with practice dating like what to do on a date and how to get over shyness and how to read others body language
>>Or just go on normal dates together
>>Would help build that anons self confidence in dating as well as in sex
>>Could be 1/3rd paid in foreign language classes for x amount of hours

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>>7920104
My own country if fucking gigantic and seriously distinct in its regions. Bonus of never having to climb into those skytombs they call airplanes.

Ridden these bastards all over the country, and it's a great experience. Bus buddies are great, seeing the country is great, the pissing matches you have over who's been on this particular bus trip longer are great.
One time even this group of non-English speakers got off the bus at a five minute stop and I guess didn't get what was going on. Bus actually left the parking lot and was gonna leave the whole group behind in some shithole Sheetz in the middle of Indiana until I said something. After he turned around and scooped them up, they like tried to give me a fucking ton of bananas, and grapes, and shit to say thanks.

It's also pretty cool to take a shit at 80mph when you can look out the window while you do it.
Beat that, planes.

>>7920094
Why be hateful/want 'revenge'?

>>7920134
How do I hire you?

>>7920169
Conservative women are traitors to their own sex, they're fucking retarded.
Evenmoreso if they're not straight.

>>7920130
I live in [spoiler]Brazil[/spoiler]. Do you want to get robbed or killed?

>>7920134
Do it Anon, you'd make so many lonely girls happy.

>>7920149
Bus rides through the country really are the best. The long-distance buses here are cheap, and I definitely need to make use of them more often.

Aww damn. Spoilers don't work here, no fun.

>>7920188
What's really amazing is that the bus terminals are pretty much your foreign embassy. Unless you're black/look homeless, you can come back there to sleep.
Take a bus, go walk around all day, nap on the benches, and carry on.

Lots of times, I'll get where I'm going around like 3AM, and just nap right away. Never have to get a hotel/hostel.

Blonde girls with blue eyes are the most beautiful

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>>7920207
>blondes
>not redheads

>>7920188
>>7920171
Id have to figure out a way to get funded first.
>>Maybe that customer would have to pay for my ticket for coming and getting me.
>>Or if there is multiple anons in that state/country that wanted me, they'd anonymously split the costs of my travel to x country/state.
>>The more time they ordered me for the more % of the ticket they'd pay for.

>>7920237
You know you can just sell your body on CL or something, right?

>>7920248
Too many people wanting threesums and men. Id rather sell myself to women.

>>7920263
Not saying you'd get a TON of hits, but there's no reason why you can't be selective only to women there. Guys are going to fucking find a way to get to you no matter what platform you chose. Just don't accept their offers.

>>7920267
>>7920263
There are plenty of Rent-A-gf services. They're called escorts. If anon is pretty enough she could sign on to an agency as strictly lesbian. Women would be drawn to the promise of legit lesbian sex.

>>7920281
Wonder it they'd pay extra for me being a goldstar. Being an escort doesn't sound that bad.

>>7920195
Damn, that's fancy. Part of the reason I haven't utilized the bus travels that much yet is because of the search for a hotel. Although I've also never tried sleeping at a bus terminal.

>>7920186
Protect me from the bad guys.

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>>7920306
Some areas are nicer than others.
Washington DC is outright fucking mean to anyone inside their terminal; homeless or not. They skip right to smashing down a nightstick/flashlight right above your head, first 'offense'.

Look into hostels if you can. Stayed in one in NYC, that while pricey comparatively, was an absolute fraction of the host of a hotel/motel. First night was just me and two men. Next night, it was a couple and one of the first guys.
Never was weird. Bathroom's down the hall. Like four bunk beds to a room, metal high school type locker to use.

>>7920327
I feel way too uncomfortable having other people permanently at the place I'm staying. I rather pay a bit more for a hotel and be on my own.

>>7920327
>hostels
>wanting scabies

>>7920327
>First night was just me and two men. Next night, it was a couple and one of the first guys.
Don't they have single-sex rooms? A couple is one thing but you and two single guys?

>>7920212
Its ok anon. I am on team red as well! Also green eyes > blue.

I think brunettes/brown eyes get the least love. Maybe because they are more common?

>>7920327
Be fucking careful with hostels my gf got sexually assaulted at one.

>>7920212
>not black hair blue eyes

>>7920479
>I think brunettes/brown eyes get the least love.
Same. It hurts because even I like them less and I am one.

>>7920356
It's going to be a LOT more

>>7920385
Eh, not that big a deal. It's a city, you'll risk that anywhere.

>>7920405
This one didn't, I'm sure some do.
It's really not an issue, especially when it kinda works out that the sort of guys who stay at hostels are usually from Europe or some shit and they're not as fucked up about the human body as Americans are.

>>7920479
What happened? Where?
I believe it. Just comes down to how much you want to live your life dictated by fear.

>>7920479
No kidding. It's purely because they're so common.
My fave is brunette + blue eyes. Hit the jackpot with my gf, she had blue hair when we started dating and she's just changed back to her natural brown. I could die from how gorgeous she is.

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Everyone post yer peepers

>>7920586
Those brows are in a bad way famo

>>7920595
Right one is forever fucked, too. Got hit by a truck.
Hair grows weird around the scar.

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>>7920530
Saaaame. Me and my gf are both browners (eyes/hair). :/ Actually hers might be a big darker/closer to black she dyes deeper black though, while I dye mine red which fades back to like strawberry blonde.

I have gradually grown to like them slightly more just because I think my gf has pretty eyes despite it all.

Even if I had light brown like hazel colored eyes that would be nice.

>>7920555
She was travelling in Vancouver, the last night at the hostel everyone went out for drinks and she got drugged, and woke up in the hospital.

Found out later it wasn't just her another girl at the hostel got the same treatment.

Not going to live in fear but still going to advise against it!

>>7920327
What kind of sane person shares a room with total stranges? If you're lucky, you get robbed. If you're unlucky you get killed in your FUCKING SLEEP!

>>7920604
>What kind of sane person shares a room with total stranges?
I really don't see the problem.

>If you're lucky, you get robbed.
Of what? I'm staying in a hostel to save money; what little I have or any of my belongings are locked in a locker.

>If you're unlucky you get killed in your FUCKING SLEEP!
What are the actual chances of someone legitimately booking themselves into a hostel, with a card and ID, just to murder someone they don't even know is there until you arrive?
Half the time, I didn't even see the people there. Couple just happened to be arriving as I was dropping off shit I bought, and the single men just slept and were early risers.

>>7920602
Sounds like less of an issue with the hostel and more of an issue with where ever they got drinks, though.

>>7920185
>be "conservative" woman
>be hausfrau
>live next door to secret lesbian bestie, who is also a hausfrau, and her husband
>have all day to be together
>divorce rape them
>live happily ever after together

Why isn't this more common?

>>7920555
Wouldn't date a girl who takes unnecessary risk like that.

>>7920638
Again, what's the realistic risk? And it's not unnecessary.
I either stay in a hostel or I don't get to fucking go.

>>7920615
>What are the actual chances of someone legitimately booking themselves into a hostel, with a card and ID, just to murder someone they don't even know is there until you arrive?

Pretty high if they're batshit insane. Do you know they're not batshit insane? No! Because you don't know them! That's the point.

Do as you like, but remember that if you're stupid enough to volontarily sleep next to a stranger, you deserve anything bad that happens to you.

>>7920615
>Of what?

How about your virginity?

>>7920602
>Even if I had light brown like hazel colored eyes that would be nice.
Honestly it triggers me when people call hazel eyes a different color, because it's like they're saying 'brown is bad but I'm not brown'. Like, escaping being a browner. I'd still rather be hazel brown than regular brown though.

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>>7920586
>Everyone post yer peepers

tfw your eyes are so fucking dark you have to basically stick your face up to a light to show any detail in them :/

Fml

>>7920709
>I'd still rather be hazel brown than regular brown though.
So you get it but you don't get it? haha

>>7920718
Also my phone is like 4 years old so yeah potato quality.

>>7920662
>Pretty high if they're batshit insane. Do you know they're not batshit insane? No! Because you don't know them! That's the point.
Right, but I also walk in the park by myself, because what's the *realistic* danger?
Not if they're by chance crazy, the realistic danger.

>you deserve anything bad that happens to you.
That's retarded.
You wouldn't consider everyone who's ever been injured in a car accident to be deserving, and yet you're likely as FUCK to get into an accident each time you decide to hop in.

>>7920675
Virginity, you mean me being raped?
I don't consider myself a virgin now and I've never had sex with a man. Being raped isn't going to change that.

>>7920730
The difference is if I was hazel I wouldn't pretend it wasn't just a shade of brown!

>>7920768
>Being raped isn't going to change that.

Still, it must not feel nice.

>>7920149
I'm terrified of airplanes too. I want to visit Europe one day and I'm seriously thinking of going by boat/ship somehow.

>>7920718
I like your eyes.

>>7920808
>Still, it must not feel nice.
Well, no shit. But I ride the bus alone and walk alone and get things to eat alone and go to expansive and cramped bookstores alone and ride my bike alone.
Do you really need a fucking safety buddy at all times?

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>>7920820
>Do you really need a fucking safety buddy at all times?

How about taking a dog with you?

>>7920837
Do you think buses and hostels are dog friendly?
What do I do with her when I'm, ya know, visiting the city I've traveled to? Walking around is my main thing because it's free, but I'm gonna have to hit up a bar (Could be drugged!) or a record store (Could be cornered in the bargain basement!) or a museum (Could accidentally bump into and crack open an ancient sarcophagus unleashing a thousand year old curse!).

What then?

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>>7920868
Don't worry, there is the mobile version, you can hide it in your backback!

>>7920935
1. Not gonna help me
2. Fuck toy dogs
3. It's a sin to buy one of these dogs, creating a demand, and thus a market, for designer dogs

>>7920955
>It's a sin to buy one of these dogs, creating a demand, and thus a market, for designer dogs
The entire pet industry is exploitative.

>>7921007
>>7920935
Chihuahuas are the worst creature ever allowed to live.

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>>7920813
t-thanks! It helps to hear stuff like that. Like I said I always think my eyes look dumb/I don't look cute no matter how many times my gf tells me otherwise. I think I have issues :/

>>7920935
>>7920955
>2. Fuck toy dogs
Agreed. I am a cat person but my gf is dog obsessed and I am sure we will have like 3 someday. That being said we both like dogs/cats that look wild. Stuff like Huskies, German Shepards, Great Danes. (Going for a savannah cat or Bengal when the times comes)

Also all the pure bred animal industires are crap. The Rhodesian Ridgeback is basically not considered to be properly of the breed unless it is borne with spina bifida. Like they kill the healthy puppies that don't have it...

>>7921007
My dog hunts birds, whatever she does off that is her business.
Fair trade.

>>7920868
>or a museum (Could accidentally bump into and crack open an ancient sarcophagus unleashing a thousand year old curse!).

Kek

During a trip last summer, I went to a museum on my own. One of the curators thought it'd be a great opportunity to hit on me, and he actually tried to follow me around and "explain" the art installations to me.
I'm so glad it happened shortly before the museum closed and I was able to flee.

>>7921093
I mean, I'm not trying to act as if I've never had creepy experiences with men. But all you can do is be reasonable and keep your wits about you.
Hostels aren't as dangerous as you're making them about to be.

>>7921041
>I am a cat person but my gf is dog obsessed
You manage to get along?

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LESGEN! What is your profession?
Do you like what you do?

>tfw pharmacy technician

>>7921163
I have no job. Kill me.

I want to study biology though.

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>>7921124
Yes some how! Currently we have neither a dog or a cat though! She is actually allergic to cats, but because she knows how much I love them she is getting those really expensive allergy immunity shots The plan is to get a cat first sometime in the next year, and then when we have a bigger place dogs. She is a huge animal lover. If she had it her way/we could afford it we would just have a farm.

Right now our only pets are the shrimp we are breeding haha. Weird hobby I know, but we both think they are really cute. I can show you some pictures of them if you wanted haha.

>>7921192
>I can show you some pictures of them if you wanted haha.
Do please! I can't see any animals in that tank.

>>7921179
>tfw dropped out because of autism

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>>7921163
Vet tech at an animal shelter.

HR is shit, but I love it.

>>7921163
lvl 12 Burgermancer
>get your degrees kids, be like austrianon
>or you'll be stuck managing a McBurger like me

>>7921246
How many times have you been bitten?

>>7921246
HR?

>>7921249
Can you give me a McBurger gift card? I'm a hungry skeleton.

>>7921245
How did that happen anon?

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How upset would you be if a good friend/roommate slept with your ex?

Recently lost a friend over this issue in a huge explosion of drama and it's been fucking baffling to me. They dated for 6 months; it was 2-3 weeks after the official breakup that I slept with her ex one time after having drinks. We talked about it the next day and decided we were better off as friends. I don't understand the concept of designating exes as "off-limits" unless something really fucked up (like domestic abuse) was going on.

I've talked to a handful of people about this but still can't decide if I'm crazy or she is.

>>7921283
maybe come payday
pretty broke right now

>>7921294
I wouldn't mind it.
I know many people see it as an issue though. Probably even more so if they're the kind of people who don't differentiate between sexual and romantic attraction that much, and think it weird and awkward that they might have what they once had. That, and underlying jealousy still.

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>>7921273
Three times in six months, all cats. The third bite only just happened this past weekend - but no big deal. Wash 'em out well and they fade in a week.

>>7921280
Human resources department, management. They understaff us and don't really appreciate what we do since they're behind a desk all day instead of actually having to deal with shitty owners and hundreds of animals.

>>7921286
Deluision about some classes and not being able to talk to anyone for a whole year, can't handle it.

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>>7921294
Sounds like heterodrama to me

>>7921356
Explain anon? I dropped out too but differently.

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>>7921206
Here you go. I made a collage so it wouldn't spam up our image limit.We have Crystal Red, Tangerine Tigers, Regular Tigers, and Fire Red shrimp in this tank. I included a picture of one of the Ottos too! (The fish)

Appearing in the picture in clockwise starting top left 2 Crystal reds having a snug, a tangerine tiger, Bottom left-> a pregnant Tangerine tiger I just discovered thanks to making pictures for you! Wooo and finally the otto bottom right.


>>7921163
I am a UI/UX developer/Designer, and my gf is getting her masters in Neuro Science.

(she went to fashion school for a very brief stint, and did a psychology bachelor leading up to the neuro science)

We both like making art and music and generally building stuff/being out doors in our spare time. Although I am also a bit of a gamer. She isn't really.

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>>7921362
Interesting that you'd say that. Ex-friend is newly gay(/bi), recently switched to girls after getting out of a decade-long relationship with a guy. She kept talking about how it was a "rule"/common decency not to mess with exes. I tried to tell her at one point that if that rule applied to gay women, we'd all fucking die alone since there are so few of us, but she wouldn't hear it.

>>7921363
What the fuck more do you want me to explain?

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TIL

>Sapphic

We gotta start using this.

>>7921294
I would be fine, you did wait a couple weeks after all. I don't see the problem.

>>7921445
Tumblr has already got you covered. At least it's better than queer.

>>7921163
Police officer. never become a cop. Seriously kids, just don't do it.

>>7921163
Dentist and I fucking love my job.
>I would give a discount to you gals

>>7921469
I like queer

>>7921485
ACAB
Please handcuff me and treat me rough, though

>>7921503
Queer sounds so fucking annoying. Why would anyone label themselves that way?

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>>7921445
I have a trauma because of this word. Saw someone like "my first sapphic experience was with a transwoman".

We don't have any words for ourselves, they steal everything.

>>7921521
Besides many "queer" people are just het demisexual or het asexual who want to be special

Fuck this shit

>>7921503
I get that kind of comments a lot.

>>7921535
Words never "belonged" to you in the first place.

Sappho was bisexual and would have loved trans women.

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>>7921565

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better change the subject before it becomes a shitstorm though

>>7921521
Do you really think that or are ya just being reactionary to 'PC culture'/SJWs?
Sapphic doesn't sound pretentious at all to you?

I'm not an assimilationist. Queer holds onto the element of homosexuality that isn't commercialized and sanitized and coopted and neutered.
So, yeah, I guess queer is in a way 'annoying', in that you cannot imagine away the reality of my experiences. No, I'm not 'gay' woman who loves my wife and just wants to have a family like the straights; I won't be a 'lesbian' who some brodouche can presume to know from all the 'lesbian' porn he watches, I'm a queer and I wanna be three knuckles deep in your girlfriend in some alleyway.

Queers bash back

>>7921563
Have you ever incorporate your profession into your sex life? Anyone ever want to fuck you just because you were a cop?

>>7921576
>triggered

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nurse love addiction is a nice yuri visual novel, you should read it

>>7921582
This is kinda hot, not gonna lie.

>>7921589
I'm me when I take off the uniform. I don't take job related things to civilian life. Only way to do it or all the shit you see at work will overwhelm you.

And I get date offers a lot. Usually from men, which is a shame.

>>7921535
>>7921565
Meh I am not going to stop using a word just because someone I don't like uses it.

If we did that with everything then our vocabulary wouldn't even work, because of how few words we would have left haha.

>>7921582
I prefer being called a faggot than queer, honestly

>>7921485
Have you ever shot someone to death?

>>7921617
If you're a female, why adopt 'faggot'? Pretty gendered term. Or being called faggot? I don't generally hear 'queer' as an insult anymore unless it's from the religious.

>>7921628
I have never even taken it out of the holster.

>>7921617
I feel like most of the LGBT pride junk is pretty trash. That being said I actually do take pride in the term lesbian.

>>7921639
That's good! I am happy for you and not having had to do that.

>>7921642
It's only trash because we allowed capitalism to coopt what started as a way to commemorate a RIOT into a corporate party where gays can still feel daring without actually doing anything that might endanger the State.

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>>7921582
>criticizes term for being pretentious
>immediately gives pretentious speech about cool edgy radical nonconformity

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Anime lesbians keep me alive

>>7921642
Same. Pride events look embarassing and cringy as fuck

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>>7921654
Still, dough

>>7921650
Yeah well, that's just basic police work. Mostly I deal with alcohol and drug related things.
>drunken women make me want to become straight
>they're so annoying

>>7921653
It is just to commercialize a brand. Queer does that. It's a brand that incorporates a mythologized past in order to unify and make visible a minority operating within control of the state. Once labeled and unified, the State can more easily regulate it, and the industrial-political establishment can capitalize on the "movement" for profit and influence.

>>7921613
>Meh I am not going to stop using a word just because someone I don't like uses it.
Wish >>7921535 and >>7921617 >>7921636 would think like that.

>>7921680
Yeah, it's not like queer isn't being coopted. See >>7921540
>Besides many "queer" people are just het demisexual or het asexual who want to be special
Resist

>>7921701
Wish not granted

>>7921655
This anime looks really bad, but I can respect the sentiment.

>>7921701
No, I cannot think of faggot as a non-gendered word. It is in modern American English.
Think especially not when you're just yelling FAGGOT, but when you're speaking to another person. Does 'She is SUCH a faggot' really not sound awkward, where 'Hes SUCH a faggot' sounds more natural?

The insulting intent being the vitriol of faggot; it's a dude getting fucked in the ass, the ultimate insult from one man to another. Doesn't really carry the same weight and can hardly be mechanically applied to what lesbians do sexually.

But, why do you like being called 'faggot'? Like, what makes you identify with that. You're not wrong necessarily, I just don't understand.

>>7921753
Yes, that anime is bad. But it was a fun ride.

When I was in 3rd grade there were 2 girls who competed to spend time with me during breaks. They hated each other, so the 3 of us couldn't hang out together.

Now I barely have any friends. What went wrong?

>>7921793
They made an idol out of you for one cool thing you did and kids obsess about things. You became a meme to them.

Now your an adult. People give you face-value and without meme status no qt harem.

Also they didn't actually love you.

>>7921812
>tfw no harem gf

I really dislike my roommates. They want to do a house dinner but I don't want to hang out with them. Is there a polite way to get out of it? One of them really enjoyed the last house dinner so she bought more food for another house dinner. How do I get out of it? There's only three of us so I think it might be awkward if I bail.

>>7921830
Just go?

>>7921830
It's good for the house, ya bitch
Just do it

>>7921830
Just think about the food.

>>7921840
I don't want to encourage them, I don't like it. I rather spend the time alone.

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>tfw you get catfished for the xth time in a fucking row
F UC K LOS ANGELES

>>7921847
why do people do this?

That font is cringe. Also calling them out for catfishing will never help.

You have to counter bait. Asking for the pic was good but you need to come up with another reason why.

Also how on earth did you meet this person/start talking without a picture?

>>7921843
>good for the house
No fa m. Me doing emergency toilet paper runs in the middle of the night is good for the house. Me killing huge ass spiders in my roommate's room is good for the house. Me being forced to sit through four hours of hearing my roommate drone on and on about whether or not she should ask some dude out is not good for the house.

>>7921844
I rather do takeout.

>>7921870
>Also how on earth did you meet this person/start talking without a picture?
Obviously she's ugly enough to not share her own picture. Can't talk to people with pics when you don't have one yourself.

How does masturbating mean you can type but not take a selfie anyway?

>>7921582
No, queer is annoying because it's evolved into a term that represents a subculture of conformity to nonconformity. Queers on the whole are laughably cookie-cutter with their hairstyles, non-natural dyejobs, excess of piercings/tats, art/theater/gender studies majors, focus on the evils of capitalism/colonialism/white privilege, etc. Frankly, I'm embarrassed to be associated with most of them because they're so determined to go against the grain for the sake of going against the grain, like edgy teenagers rebelling against their parents.

Queer is also annoying because it seeks to broaden the LGBT community into shit that has nothing to do with same-sex relationships in and of themselves: asexuality, aromanticism, genderqueer, intersex, whatever the fuck else people are trying to cram under the moth-eaten umbrella term that "queer" is these days. This is the one subgroup where I'm told people will share my experiences and motivations, empathize, relate - but I can be in a room with ten people who ID as "queer" and have as little in common with me as any cishet you plucked off the street at random. I don't want to smash the patriarchy or get an ugly buzz cut; I'm just a normal female who happens to be into other females.

Unquestioning inclusion is not the positive thing people play it up to be when it comes at the expense of group cohesion.

>>7921887

And why don't you have a picture of you?

>>7921871
Look asking a bunch of strangers to come up for with an excuse for you in a personal situation for which we don't really have context is fool hardy at best.

If you don't want to go just tell them. Making elaborate excuses is only going to make things more awkward.

You never know. Maybe they bring a qt extra person and you regret never having gone. At the bare minimum it will make the day more memorable than sitting alone in your room shit posting on an anon image board.

If you dislike your roomates fine. Start working on a plan to get a new place, but for right now your living with them. Keep the peace, or risk making the time you are stuck there that much less enjoyable.

>>7921892
Should we revive the emos to fight the queers?

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>>7921869
Just to get a quick jack off probably
They wanted to hang out and was like "oh im in a poly relationship with a guy"
qt enough to maybe consider hanging out but if its just a literal catfish lie what the fuck is the point beside annoying the shit out of people and jerking off
im going to fucking scream between catfishing and "oh i have a bf we're looking for a third" im going to fucking nuke this city into the ground

have you girls ever tried making a game?

>>7921870
>>7921887
>Also how on earth did you meet this person/start talking without a picture?
Exchanged numbers through tinder

>>7921902
Good question for >>7921919

Maybe I was wrong about "her" being ugly.

>>7921919
And if nothing else made you give up, those long fingernails should.

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>>7921892
>that represents a subculture of conformity to nonconformity. Queers on the whole

This is such garbage. There is no such thing as "Queers on the whole." There are people and some of them accept the label and others don't. Its like saying all white people are X. Queers don't go to "queer" meetings. They are not like lesbians, or gays, or other letters because there is no one thing that equates to being queer. It can even be an additive label. Like somone can be Lesbian and queer. (nonsense but they do it)

My point is technically no one is policing any of the labels, a girl can call herself gay and no one freaks out. etc. Same for Queer anyone can take it up.

Frankly I like the term queer just becuase if LGBT is going to get renamed to LGBTQ that is way better than calling it LGBTTIQQ2SA

Just throw anyone who doesn't want to fall under the other 4 letters under the queer umbrella and move along. Otherwise we will never keep up with the snowflake shit that keeps coming up.

Accept it.

Also in general don't stereotype entire groups. You will always come off looking like an ass.

>>7921933
see
>>7921931
im not going through the process of importing someones tinder photo into my contacts until they're catfish debunked

>>7921871
I'm saying if you're thinking the result of you not going, and all you're being asked to do is have a meal once in a while; a meal, mind you, has already been prepared for, then, YES, it is good for the fucking house, brat

>>7921892
> focus on the evils of capitalism/colonialism/white privilege
So you're meeting college queers? Even so, there is a problem with capitalism.
I know you're gonna think it's bullshit but I think there's something to be said about growing up different in a heteronormaitve world that gives you an early glimpse behind the curtain of our social bullshit.

>Queer is also annoying because it seeks to broaden the LGBT community into shit that has nothing to do with same-sex relationships in and of themselves: asexuality, aromanticism, genderqueer, intersex, whatever the fuck else people are trying to cram under the moth-eaten umbrella term that "queer" is these days.
You could have just answered 'Yes' to pc culture/SJW backlash.

>I'm just a normal female who happens to be into other females.
Cool, so you're not queer. I'm not asking people to use terms that don't apply to them.

>Unquestioning inclusion is not the positive thing people play it up to be when it comes at the expense of group cohesion
I just don't think it's ubiquitously that yet, though.

Someone call me mommy

>>7921952
Mommy!

>>7921952
mommy

>>7921952
Don't do it, its a catfish! *gasp*

>>7921952
Mommy, I want milk

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>>7921967

>>7921958
Good girl!
>>7921960
I love you <3
>>7921962
Play time is over, no more computer time for you.
>nor do you get other things in bed
>>7921967
You're old enough to buy your own.

>>7921163
I'm writer for a telecommunication company. Also freelance editor for a small book publisher. Tried getting into publishing fulltime but there weren't any jobs.

Also used to be army reservist.

>>7921952
gb2/mtfg/

>>7921987
Joke on you, I have an officers rank
>second lieutenant bitches
God I miss my service days

>>7921163
modeling
somehow surviving off it

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>>7921995
tell us about the gay stuff

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>>7921612
Can you be the Renee to my Kate?

>>7922004
There wasn't a lot
>me drooling over a hot female captain
>barracks days with all the girls in cute underwear
Most of the service wasn't that sexual at all. Though last few weeks were kind of bad because one of my sergeants shared a bed with me.

>>7921589
This is childish.

>>7921612
>Usually from men, which is a shame
>Usually

Meaning at least some of the time they aren't from dudes ;) At least there is that.

>>7921582
Queer is woowoo yank BS.

It's not like it was some ancient term that people stopped using until someone rediscovered it.
It's still used as an insult, especially in the Southern US, a lot. Imagine if all of the sudden fag and dyke were the PC terms to use and the acronym was changing to DFBT, and you were just supposed to be OK with it. Some things need to be left behind.

>>7922049
You know, when I was a kid "gay" was really offensive, but now it is the PC term. Shit is so weird.

>>7921987
>>7921995
>tfw seriously considered joining the army because I'm a lazy piece of shit and wanted to use it as a self-help measure

That and I want a hot bod and impress qts.

>>7921944
>There is no such thing as "Queers on the whole."
Don't be a fool. There are going to be majorities and consensus of opinion within any group, even minority groups.

>Queers don't go to "queer" meetings.
You've never been to a GSA or LGBTQ support group, or Pride? I have - and have ended up surrounded by people I couldn't relate to.

>My point is technically no one is policing any of the labels, a girl can call herself gay and no one freaks out. etc. Same for Queer anyone can take it up.
Yes, the fact that anyone can take it up is part of why I don't like it. "Gay" has a meaning - it's synonymous with homosexual, even if the term is more commonly applied to men. Queer is a catch-all term for anything not explicitly 100% allosexual, alloromantic, heterosexual, and cisgendered. It's nearly meaningless.

>>7922041
What's childish? Handcuffs/role play? I wouldn't say so. Or wanting to fuck a cop? Maybe it's a uniform, or a dominance, or even (crazy as it would be) a genuine respect/admiration of the profession?

>>7922049
>woowoo yank BS
Yo. Are you serious with that phrase?

>Imagine if all of the sudden fag and dyke were the PC terms to use
I'm not advocating that queer become the new 'PC Term', I was just defending it. I don't use queer because it's PC. In a non-edgy way, 'PC' is almost antithetical to my idea of queer.
As far as 'dyke' goes, I call myself that occasionally as well. There's a lot of women I know who do as well.
I would only be upset over the use becoming the new 'PC' term because PC so often means a neutering of a movement in actuality.

>>7922071
If you join, you're going to grow from places you didn't know they even exist. And women smell bad. I mean really, really bad. Not even guys smell that bad.
>3 weeks in combat training camp
>not one shower

>>7922066
I remember this too. No one was proud of the term/being gay. It was really shunned, and I remember all the boys calling each other gay. Also calling things that were dumb a combination of "retarded" or "gay".

>>7922071
RCMP and DFO have the same bootcamp style training in Sanada, but you don't have to be as much of a slave to political figure heads.

My dad was a Department of Fisheries and Oceans (DFO) officer and they used to get sent to Regina at the main police collage thingy. He was a tall lanky art runt prior to boot camp but came back in really good shape.

Do something like that before army/navy what have you.

>>7922087
>You've never been to a GSA or LGBTQ support group, or Pride?
But again, I think that's more a result of >>7921944
Because there's not label police, anyone can really use any label, regardless of how it really may apply to them. Obviously that's going to muddy the waters. I'm not going to pretend like 'queer' isn't quickly on track to becoming the new phrase for 'homosexuals+' my age, however, GSA, support groups, and 'PRIDEtm' aren't queer at ALL to me.

>>7922026
We have a deal, little one

>>7922117
>little one

B-But Kate's supposed to be the tall one.
Also she's totally a sub.

>>7921950
>So you're meeting college queers?
Ah, if only it really stopped at 22ish. I'm turning 29 and can assure you this shit is very much still the norm in Queer womyn my age and older.

>>7922131
Rulers are meant to be broken.

>>7922139
Never thought I'd hear a cop saying that.

>>7921922
If you mean videogame, then yeah I'm working on one. Got a whole plot written out in my head, just need to beta build the tilesets/mapping.

>>7922173
I'm not not on duty now. Besides, rules are not the only thing to be broken

>>7922190
W-What else of me do you plan on breaking?
Pls spare my heart, it cannot take much more.

>>7922200
I'm going to break you and rebuild you as my concubine.

>>7922205
You also like your women like your coffee, huh?

>I like my women like my coffee, I can never stomach them without changing some aspect of them until their original being is almost gone completely

>>7922234
True, I'm not even going to deny it.

>>7922238
Well, this is my chance to prove that I'm a worthy concubine even when bitter.

>>7922251
Nothing what lots of love, caring and whipping can't fix

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>>7921502
H-how much to fix my slight overbite?

>>7922393
If tranners can get their skull surgery on insurance, you'll be able to too.

>>7922288
I also want regular cuddle sessions.
Also you wouldn't do anything lewd such as tying and beating me up, right?

>>7921995
>2nd Lieutenant
Ha! Little baby officer doesn't scare me. The secco is scarier than you.
What branch were you in?

There wasn't any gay stuff when I was in, to my disappointment. There was one girl I was crushing on hard and trying to impress the whole time.

>Be innafield
>Her and I are on sentry
>Haven't masturbated in 4 weeks
>I seriously want to fuck this tomboy qt
>Hands flat, no frat
>Just lie in the dirt into the dark in case the CPLs try start shit
>So horny, so bored, so hungry

>Standing outside in 45* plus wind
>shifting scalding hot tea from hand to hand, desperately shivering
>all so I can suck down two cigarettes before trying to go back to sleep

Why do I do this to myself

>>7922398
Where did this come from? Also pretty sure they can't because there are multiple threads on here about how expensive their surgeries are.

>>7921502
Full on Dentist or just hygienist? Also glad to hear it. Is the Dentists have the highest suicide rate thing just a meme or what?

>>7922460
Quit.

Side note anyone else find coffee breath a turn off/hate coffee.

>>7922460
Just quit. Or get a vape on the down low. No reason to be doing that in the CURRENT YEAR.

>>7922506
Cigarette smoke on a girl is the biggest turn off. I've seen some really cute girls go from a 9 to 4 through smell alone.

>>7922460
>shivering at 45

>>7922528
>tfw my gf was in the mood for a smoke and bought herself a package of cigarettes
>visits my place
>she needs to get back, I take her to the train station (she insists we go to the one that's further away from my place)
>actually asks me if I'd still give her a goodbye kiss if she smoked on the way

Immeasurable qtness.

>>7922506
Doesn't Obamacare force insurance to cover everything for them?

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>>7922528
TFW my gf used to smoke tons of cigs(quit years ago) and drinks almost a liter of coffee a day and only brushes her teeth like once a day yet still has drastically whiter teeth than me.

Meanwhile I have never drank coffee, never smoked cigs, and brush 2-3 times a day.

FMLLLLLL Why are white teeth such a turn on too.

>>7922528
>>7922506
I really should
I say at least once a month
>after this pack, no more
always end up buying more

vape juice gives me heartburn, idk if its specific flavors or the chemicals or w/e

>>7922535
feels half that with the wind, cuts right through my skinny ass

>>7922435
I was in the navy. Technically in the coastal jaegers. Best and worse days of my life
>tfw that amount of sleep deprivation
>spend too many hours of my life looking at an empty forest
>that smell
After I got my own platoon:
>that amount of thinking
>more sleep deprivation
>subjects who can't do shit without me holding their hands
>"if an order requires thinking, don't give it"
>I learned that too late
Anyway, I had the best qt's in my platoon

>>7922573
>Anyway, I had the best qt's in my platoon
It was an all-girls group?

>>7922090
Doubt it. No matter what goes on, biologically sweaty women smell better than sweaty man ass. I vomited a little.

>>7922594
Enjoy the stench of menstrual fluid I guess.

>>7922617
Found the hetshit

>>7922573
>Coastal Jaegers.
Are you Finnish? Please say yes.

I did army. I thought about trying out for officer but i realised in way too much of a grunt and i kind of liked being just an enlisted gun. Definitely best and worst days of your life though.

>Two hours cleaning Steyrs
>In field for a week
>MREs are sitting in stomach like a brick
>Still got to hang out with cool friends, shoot stuff and go for long walks

>>7922617
Wet wipes. Never go field without them.

>>7922713
You still gotta shower.

>>7922735
You'd be surprised. Eventually it reaches the point where everyone is so filthy it doesn't matter so much. Yeah, it's gross but everyone is gross.

>>7922617
I'm eternally glad I don't get periods unless I choose to. Fuck that once a month thing. Cysts are actually good for something lol

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>>7922771
>lesbian on birth-control
am I understanding this right?

>>7922823
I thought about trying that. Does it actually work?

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>>7922771
My gf currently is dealing with uber bad cramps right now. Not sure how I dodged it this time but I will take it.

>>7922842
no idea
seems kinda goofy to me
although the plus sides are appealing

>>7922851
Even if it just lightens it up or makes it go faster I might give it a try.

>>7922851
>although the plus sides are appealing
You'd lessen the horniness and high you get with your cycle too.

>>7922590
No, those don't exist or they're extremely rare.
>>7922646
Yes, I'm Finnish.

>Cleaning RK62 during winter= like fucking a guy
>throwing grenades in -20 degrees
>3 hour sentry/guard in wind and -25
God I hated and loved that shit in equal measures. My officer days were more shit though. Lots of responsibilities and too much thinking.

>>7922947
Doesn't Finland still has conscription or just recently reintroduced it?

>>7922967
Always had had it. I just volunteered for that shit. Shamefully our military is severely underfunded.

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>>7922972
>had had
why does this bother me so much
I have no idea

>>7922972
Have had* fuck, I can't even write anymore. But because of the Putinland next door we need it.

What kind of panties do you prefer to wear?

>>7921996
What kind of modeling?

>>7923054
mostly high fashion which is annoying because its tedious and looks weird

>>7923033
boyshorts

>>7923033
boyshorts

>>7923033
Hipster Briefs

>>7923059
How long are you planning on staying in the fashion industry? If it annoys you, why do you keep doing it?

>>7923033
Was about to say this>>7923066
What's with us and that style?

>>7923070
did I double-post?

>>7923074
easy money

>>7923080
nah that was me

>>7923080
The board blocks identical posts, so you can't have.

>>7923059
Do you have a nice face or is it just because of your height

>>7923097
both
half-asian mix and 5'11

>>7923033
Whatever I feel like. Mostly shorts or sometimes panties. Thongs on very rare occasions when I feel like it might be appreciated by a qt.

>>7922947
>Setting up a hoochie in a sand dune
>No trees to tie to
>Pegs won't stay in sand
>End up using packs to hold it up
>It rains
>Everything is wet and falling over
>Steyr full of sand
>Time to do sentry for two hours

>>7923087
>>7923088
it caught me off guard
especially being about a minute apart
>they're just so snug and comfy

>>7922823
Nah, I just don't naturally get periods. Used to happen every 5 months or so, but I started taking the pill to regulate it. I gave up because I couldn't be fucked remembering to take them and now they just don't happen..

>>7922849
That sucks for her anon. You better be a qt gf and give her heat packs and snuggles.

>>7923209
I am usually warmer than her during the day (but freezing during the night) so I cuddled up ontop of her and acted like a human heat pack actually.

I bought her one of those electric pad ones that she uses a fair bit too. She still likes the magic bag most. I am always heating that dam thing up for her when she gets a bad tum haha.

>>7923242
That's adorable anon, good job completing gf duties. Hopefully she feels better soon

>>7923102
May many vaginas come your way.

>>7923033
I'm not picky but I prefer boyshorts because I think my butt looks better in them - gives the illusion of shape. ;_;

>>7923272
bitesized butts are best butts

>>7923033
>tfw that one time gf came over, we were both wearing our sex panties, and she wasn't sure which pair was hers anymore the next morning

Do lesbians feel as pressured into trying to feel attracted to trans-women as gays feel into trying to feel attracted to blacks?

>>7921903
>asking a bunch of strangers
Yeah but I don't have anyone else to ask. I think I'll just try to excuse myself early.

>>7921950
>have a meal once in a while; a meal, mind you, has already been prepared for, then

No, we will be preparing the meal together then cleaning together after. The plan is actually to buy the rest of the necessary ingredients together. Whole thing is going to take the whole afternoon + evening.

I don't mind cooking either, I just don't like spending so much time with them, or anyone in general. I don't see why it's so important to pretend to enjoy their company for the "good of the house". Can't we just be polite roommates? Why do we have to be friends as well?

>>7923318
What. I don't feel pressured trying to feel attracted to anyone. I'm attracted to people, or I'm not. As it happens, I'm not attracted to men in skirts.

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>>7923304
So my gf and I basically share a closet at this point. (Jeans are the only thing we differ on) We also get all our underwear at La Senza (Think cheaper, but still high quality Canadian Victoria's secret for you yanks. Maybe you have them Idonno)

Anyway neither of us can stand tags in underwear so what we do is we have a system. She cuts her tags with a pair of scissors so that it is always a clean cut, while I cut mine with a serrated trail knife (specifically pic related) so it is rough looking on the tag. (a sort of chewed appearance haha)

So far the system has worked pretty well haha.

>>7923318
>Black people being compared to transwomen
Whew lad.

Also can we not dive into this again? Just for one thread can we make it a not thing? haha

>>7921163
I draw gay girl porn.

>>7923394
Well? Post some.

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>tfw no russian anime gf

>>7923416
2nding

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What's this I'm hearsing about summat rug-munchehs down a'da Sowshi ba'?
Lookie here, it's called shags as a terminahlagy, not a propositions!
I mean, I likes seafoods too, but dat's a steps too fah', ya here?
Best be getting on out mah way, 'fores I get me Spinach and give ya' couple Bluto Specials, knows whattah mean? Ackkakakakakakak...

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>>7923416
>>7923433
here you go, a lesbian space rock wip

>>7923492
Yes I'm aware that I fucked up the vagoo placement. I'll fix that. Probably. If I finish this mango I'm making.

>>7920104
Mexico

Help! My gf doesn't appreciate me but i really like her.

She keeps ignoring me when i ask her to hang out and she's rarely interested in seeing me. Its like she only wants to be togtether when its conveniant for her and it almost never is. I really really like her on a tottaly illogical level thoigh. What can i do?

>>7923521
How long are you two together? Do you live close to eachother? How old are you?

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I've been completely sucked into the Kaylor conspiracy theory, lesgen. How do I get out? She couldn't possibly be gay. But that's what I kept saying about Kristen Stewart and Ellen Page in spite of every single lesbian telling me they were gay.

>>7923575
>Taylor Swift
Not a single redeeming feature.

Who gives a shit?

>>7923575
Let me put it this way, she's probably not "gay" in the same sense as Ellen Page and K Stew obviously were, but... She's probably not straight either lol. Where there's smoke, there's usually fire.

>>7923587
I don't know, anon. There's just something so incredibly attractive about a femme power dyke of that level. I can't decided if I wanna fuck her or be her.

Besides, I've been taken to I-told-you-so-ville so many times with regards to these gay ass celebrities that for once I wanna be in the know.

>>7923593
Straight girls kiss and hang out with other girls all the time, though. I mean, which celebrity out there DOESN'T have gay rumors? Some of them have gotta be straight, right? Only 4% of the US identifies as LGBT.

>>7923603
But why her? She's not that attractive, her body is meh, her songs are boring, rehashed pop-crap. As far as I can tell she's not an especially intelligent person, not is she notably good natured. There is nothing about her I find even slightly attractive or interesting. I'm not saying she's ugly or bad. She's just... meh. Take it or leave it.

>>7923621
>But why her? She's not that attractive, her body is meh, her songs are boring, rehashed pop-crap
Yet she's able to sell so many of her shit songs that she can buy multiple mansions and a private jet. She might not be able to sing, but she has some sort of talent that allows her to do that. She's a really good businesswoman, I think. It seems to run in her family.

>>7922134
I disagree with your beef with the term. You're just being a reactionary.

Reminderthat all the girls you like will transition to male eventually

>>7923323
Because the alternative to EATING FOOD is being a bitch and causingg turmoil in the house, ya selfish cunt

Tfw no cute latina girls in my country
I live in one of biggest cities in my country and have seen like one latina irl in my entire life

>>7923033
I wear bikini style.
Boyshorts look unflattering and make girls look like they have granny panties on 99% of the time.

Any flat girls here? I want to marry all of you

>>7923771
You mean completely flat, or small boobs in general?

>>7923772
Doesn't matter that much to me. Both are good.

>>7923780
Marry me then <3

>>7923793
Deal! Where you live?

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>lesgen getting married to DFC right in this thread and I can't even get a text back

>>7923884
Don't cry, there are lots of options for concubinage in lesgen.

>>7923893
>tfw concubine fetish
>I want a wife and a concubine
>that amount of sex and safe finances
I really need to get a job in a large investment bank so I can afford that kind of a lifestyle.

>>7923898
Go work for Austrianon, ez.

>>Get called attractive and hit on often by men to the point it's annoying and I almost can't stand going to bars anymore.
>>Everyone: "How are you still single!?"
>>Because I'm a lesbian and there's no qts around and I dress feminine so other lesbians probably think I'm straight
>>Look on dating sites
>>Nothing but MtFs or FtMs, butches or obese NEETS in my state
>>Any actually attractive girl is just looking for a threesum with their man or bi curious
>>Everyone around me is in relationships
>>Just want a feminine taller looking gf who wants a switch relationship since I like being dom sometimes
>>Havent had sex in 5 months
>>Guy friend: "Why don't gays or lesbians wear something small with rainbow colors on it to advertise to one another their gay and single and it's alright to hit on them? Like a wristband or pin."
Why can't it be that easy.

>>7924011
Move to Seattle and I'll date you.

Who here /accepted their fate of never experiencing the love and desire of another woman/? Like, I'm actually okay with being a single virgin for the rest of my life.

Do you girls shave your legs? Do your girlfriends shave theirs?

>>7924044
Me. I'm too ugly, no girl will ever want me. And I'm bad at interacting with people.

>>7924024
Packing my bags already anon.

>>7924054
Of course. It feels nice.
>>7924056
You sure? I'm quite introverted and an absolute lap cat.

>>7924062
I'll pass then. My last relationship was like that and I hate only being dom. I like being a switch and getting attention and fucked too. Girls that are strictly subs I loose interest in fast. I hate girls that are just a dead fish in bed. I don't mind loving and petting and habing sex, but only if I got some back too. If not then I just wouldn't feel loved.

What's the average market price of a girlfriend?

>>7924054
>Do you girls shave your legs? Do your girlfriends shave theirs?
No point. >implying girlfriend

I have a question for cis /lesgen/, I have very little contact with lesbians in general (bi male here) and yesterday in a writing class I accidentally offended a girl whose writing and work I really liked and thought she was smart and funny. It was about gay representation i the arts and she mistook a comment I made and thought I was saying that only gays would be interested in watching a gay show so she said in front of the whole class "I'm one of those gays and we're not all interested in the same stuff."

Would it help if I spoke to her outside of class and told her I was bi? Would that just make it worse? I didn't want to do it in front of the whole class but I just really enjoyed chatting with her and now she was acting cold to me after that comment. Maybe I'm just reading too much into it...

>>7924222
Don't play the "I'm gay too" card yet, just go up and say "hey, did I offend you earlier? Because I really didn't mean to, I'm sorry."

>>7924222
Id just tell her after class you'd like to explain what you really meant and didn't mean to offend her if that's what she was feeling. Remember to smile, it makes it harder for her to hate or be cold to you, if you seem genuinely nice and harmless. And then you could explain yourself or chime in you're bisexual if you want afterwards if the conversation goes well. And express how much you really did like her work if you did.
I don't know why you'd come here to ask for advice like that though, it's nothing to do with LGBT or anything so please next time you have a question like that, use common sense instead of ask a thread of gays or lesbians for off topic help. Just use common sense dude.

>>7924118
>dead fish in bed
you gotta be like a twelve year old on CoD
>u want sum fuk
>1v1 me, i'll rek u

>>7924256
I don't know, I guess I was just wondering how the typical lesbian would feel about playing the "I'm gay too" thing to disarm a situation.

>>7924279
I dated this girl for years and loved her, but then she seriously just unreciprocated sexually in bed. No more kissing or switching in bed and only wanted to be sub and got mad when I didn't want to touch her anymore. It got old fast. You can't tell me you'd be happy with a gf who wouldn't ever make you cum or even try, but would then demanded you be dom and make her cum. It took a toll on my self esteem pretty hard and it sucks when you get verbally assured you're loved, but never physically.

*gropes your ass*

I wish a girl would grab me by the pucci. Like ever had her grope your vagina through your pants? I imagine that feels nice.

>>7924342
I do that to my gf like that when she's doing the dishes or if I want to make her horny. It's fun to do in public like when she makes me go out with her friends I don't care for. I've become a pro at pokerfacing while she squirms and tries to act calm and normal and her friends don't seem to notice. When she wears her shorter skirts it much more fun.

>>7924361
Don't they seen your hand going under her skirt?

>>7924367
Not if we're sitting down at a booth eating lunch or in a movie theater. I usually slip one hand out of my jacket sleave and rest my sleave in my lap so it looks like I'm just on my phone while my hand is actually slipped under my jacket and in her lap.

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Send help, I can't stop reading cute Elsanna fanfiction

>>7924361
Ah yes. I remember there was an anon whose gf was a nympho. So she like sneakily finger fucked her under a table while they played a board game with the little kids in their family.

>>7924479
I've done that at my gfs friends house while everyone was playing videogames and we were in a recliner.
>>Her friend was some guy who had a crush on her and hated me but she would make me go over and try to get along.
>>So I slipped my hand down her pants and fingered her since we were under a blanket.
>>Right before she was about to cum I stopped.
>>She kept rubbing against my palm and tried to slide my fingers back inside to finish herself but was mad I wouldn't move them
>>She made up an excuse and we left and went home and fucked.
>>As we left her guy friend tried jokingly blocking our way to make us stay
>>Gf snapped at him
>>I just smirked while he got shot the fuck down

>>7924530
>I just smirked while he got shot the fuck down
It wasn't his fault your gf basically decided to taunt him.

>>7924292
>how the typical lesbian would feel about playing the "I'm gay too" thing to disarm a situation.

I for one find it ridiculous and it would make me hate the person even more.

>>7924530
Lmao
"THIS IS NO TIME FOR YOUR ORBITING BULLSHIT, CHARLES! OUTTA MY WAY INEEDTOGETFUCKED"

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/lesgen/ assistance is required here

I've been in a relationship before in high school, and we of course had lots of sex but I didn't worry about it much then because both of us were each other's firsts so I knew there was room for error and learning

Now at college there's a very high chance I'll get to fuck around with a girl who makes me incredibly nervous and weak. I'm actually like, nervous that due to being out of the game I may be rusty.

please drop your best sex tips for an anxious out of practice homo.

>>7924673
that's kind of what i figured, hence why I didn't say that immediately and why I asked it in this thread.

>>7924742
Eat it like youve been starved for DAYS. Eat it like its your last meal on EARTH. Eat it like you have a terminal illness and her vagina contains the CURE. LISTEN to her. Does she moan? Gasp? BEG? Whatever you did to illicit that you do AGAIN and AGAIN and AGAIN until she has to PLEAD with you, BEG YOU - to stop giving her orgasms.

>>7923364
>So my gf and I basically share a closet at this point.

Relationship goals right there.
It's a bit weird but I'm actually quite fascinated by other people's closets. Like, you see these people every day, wearing clothes, and you might even recognize some of their clothes after a while - but you hardly ever look into someone's closet and see what else is hidden in there. This big part of another person getting dressed, knowing their closet full well, and being faced with it every day, is something another person rarely ever experiences. Unless you live together, I suppose.
There's also something about how the clothes tell a story, and how they're so linked to the potential gf, that I'd love being around them.

t. former costume coordinator

>>7924769
Anon pls, I'm on my way to have dinner with friends

>>7920586
You look male

>>7924477
Those dub dubs say no assistance is required.

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>>7924797
No you don't understand
It's getting obsessive
>mfw all day

>>7924674
The best part is
>>We went back the next day and she went into the kitchen to grab a soda
>>"So did you two finish (insert whatever fake errand we said)?
>>"No."
>>"No?"
>>"No, but someone got finished."
>>His fucking confused face while I'm trying to keep my sides from erupting
>>Again, I just smirked
God I hated that guy and mentally fucking was him is the only pleasure I got going there.

>>7924799
>99
>9
>nein
Seems like you're totally okay.

>>7921445
We can't. It's been taken by tumblrs to describe kind of sometimes wanting to fuck girls kind of but wanting to sound more vague than "bi" or "pan"

>>7924819
I give up. The dubs gods apparently want me to descend ever deeper into Elsanna madness.

>>7924804
Does the beta friend not know you two are a thing?

>>7924831
>bi
>pan
Just shoot me. I got to give props to the bishit that are honest about their sexuality rather than the ones saying "lesbian" to make things "easier". Still grossed out and wish they'd all fuck off tho.

>>7924838
You're a filthy sister fucker

>>7924838
Enjoy it anon, you don't need to escape.

>>7924804
Your gf is an asshole your wasting your time as well as his.

>tfw no latina gf

>>7924869
Fuck off male orbiter. Instead of staying friends with you pieces of shit we should just eliminate you altogether.

>>7924906
You and what army?

>>7924853
>sister fucker
Pff I wish

>>7924862
I guess. Enjoy the ride.

>>7924911
>army
>implying men don't off themselves once you hurt their feelings a bit
Nothing is weaker than the male and his ego.

>>7924804
Does she still maintain contact with his pathetic ass?

>>7924922
>I wish
Tell me more. In detail. Does your sister know?

Cannibalanon, here.

Who wants to make our very own lesbian Cannibal Holocaust?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kf1Vt6r-sj8

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>>7924477
>tfw the one fic you really liked will never be updated
Why bother living?

>>7924952
>you could have fucked a cannibal and not even known it

>>7924848
He knows we're dating and he's obviously jealous. When I first met him he was a douche to me no matter what I did, then he would act fake sweet around my gf to me. My gf is naive but a genuinely sweet kind hearted girl. But I can read people's body languages easily and pick up on subtle cues instantly. She assures me she has no sexual interest in this guy, not that I'm worried about it. And I'm not going to tell her who she can and can't be friends with. But I generally hate how he plays the white knight card so bad. After she started to really see it she's started to hangout with him less and less though. Which upsets her because she doesn't want to loose a friend but also doesn't like the fact he's into her.
>>7924869
Nah my gfs amazing. Not her fault he refuses to get a girl his own age and won't give up on her. She's nice enough to still be friends with that ass, he should just be thankful for that. Just because she's not interested in him doesn't give him an excuse to be butt hurt and take it out on me.
>>7924935
>>Does she still maintain contact with his pathetic ass?
Only sometimes. She doesn't want to just completely stop talking to him since they are friends. She just wishes he didn't have a thing for her because she feels bad it's not mutual.

A straight girl is cheating on her bf with me. Is this a lesbian achievement?

>>7924935
She doesn't know, thank goodness. I'd die.

>>7925030
I don't know either. At least I can reread Tessellate

>>7925056
No, not until you fuck her so well that it makes her want to leave him for you. She's just a bi slut tasting the other side and 50/50 her man probably knows about it and is okay or into it. Don't be surprised if she asks for a threesome.

>>7925077
I just want a fucking to enhance my ego. Make me feel better under all this school stress. Shame if she goes into bislut mode.

>>7925033
Arer you implying that I've fucked any of you?