Your oneititis of course.
Jon. Please love me, you cuddly manlet.
>>7914247
Gage, if you read this, want to come over some time and play vidya or watch a movie or really anything? I've got a lot of movies and interesting games.
pls
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>>7914247
Flavia.
>>7914247
angelina jolie
pls marry me
>>7914247
i'm not going to post my girl name!
>>7914343
Did you bet on it?
>>7914247
Marco.
The worst part is that we're in love with each other.
>>7914897
Then what's the problemo, friend?
connor
>tfw not cuddling with him right now
>tfw not his housewife right now
>posting her name on 4chan
>not making threads anonymously hoping to see yours posted
>think about messaging her after several weeks
>remembering how awkward you are and how not well it will go
>wish you could will your body to fade away
I'm moving on : ^ )
>bubsy
Perry
Im so socially isolated I dont even have a oneitis
>Tfw a feelings virgin
>>7914977
me irl :^)
It's covered there name was dw
>>7914977
You're better off desu. Unrequited love is pure hell.
BRB
Vaughn, in a relationship with him, long distance because I'm stationed so far away. One day I'll hold you in my arms again
Caroline.
Katie
I've given up on her now, there's no point holding out. I just wish I said something sooner.
I keep falling in love with my friends' girlfriends. I would never make a move on them because it's just wrong, but I can't help fantasizing about them almost daily.
I guess I just need to meet new people and find a significant other of my own.
>>7914247
>oneititis
John Michael Vincent lol.
He has a long catholic name. Super into him.
I won't post his name here because I know he browses other boards
how stupid am I
>at least I can always wait and look for my name
>>7915243
isn't that the guy from the fake show in rick and morty
>>7914247
Steve
I'm getting over it, but it's gonna be a long shitty road. But at least we're still friends.
>>7914247
Does it count when you have not been in a relationship for about 5 years and you don't remember what caring about a person was like.
This might be worse. I am scared that I have a hard time caring about bfs/gfs it has just been to long. I don't even know how to interact romantically anymore.
fuck...
I don't even feel anything sexual or romantic anymore. I'm kind of numb to it now.
>>7915688
>I don't even feel anything sexual or romantic anymore. I'm kind of numb to it now.
MTF?
>>7915703
Yeah, day 41 of hrt
>>7914247
I wanna take Cyba out for dinner.
>>7915349
Guy in the show is Jan Michael Vincent. Mine is John Michael Vincent.
I still haven't shown my John that clip yet. I think he'd need to get into Rick and Morty first because he wouldn't know who the fuck anyone is.
But then, it's not really important that you know who Jan Michael Vincent is to watch the movie, is it? LOL
Chazz
he's my bf :3
>tfw finally over my oneitis
It only took five years too!
>tfw not infatuated with anyone for the first time in a long time
life is good
Adrian
Been dead for 7 years now. Still love him tho.
>>7916012
how did he die? did he know how you felt?
>>7916012
hot
but for real i'm sorry for your loss
Jackson, hes straight though
Is there any successful case that someone has a happy ending with your straight crusher?
>>7916639
Does it count if I transitioned?
>>7916656
Is that even possible?
>>7914247
Ronan, you are really cute tbqh
Sophia and i left her, the worst part is she might see this.
I saw this album on her shelf and we started dancing around the subject until she straight up asked if i go on 4chan, and I got super hard almost immediately.
Fernando... or Nanda.
Edward Cullen
>>7914247
idk who i like maybe that one guy i knew back in high school
No name, just wish i could be happy again with any one. That would make me happy.
>>7916252
>hes straight though
They always are.
>>7914247
Brian
Lydia
Try as I might I can't seem to get over her.
>>7914247
Aleighah.
I fucking miss you. I wish even for one fucking day we were back together. You were perfect for me.
Feels like I just stepped in a briar patch...
Hampus
Sorry about all of this bud, i really am.
>>7915914
That's not so bad :o
>>7914247
Jojo
chloe you basic bitch
>>7915141
>Caroline
She's a bad thing. Fine as hell. Thicc as fuck omg. thats my baby (i'm kidding)
Nika. My lovely Mexican mami~
Jeremy, I won't give up on it
Tim why.
We was supposed to hang out tonight, did u realize I wanted the d?
Text me back.
Dylan
>tfw he's your dream husbando
>be gay bitter isolated recluse robot who attends uni
>girl in my class - she's normal, cute, well-adjusted and socially aimable in every way
>realise I'd fall in love with her easily if I was straight and most of the guys in my class already have
>realise I'll never be even a fraction of how loveable she is and nobody will ever have feelings for me
Hit me pretty hard desu
Henrik
He is straight and has a girlfriend
They are glued together 24/7
I sometimes try to hang out with him but he is super busy all the time and the free time he has is always occupied by his gf. He says hes sorry for never having time
>>7920799
Beepbeep
Unironically, Mohammed
Cassie, I've loved you off and on since grade 10, you are a perfect woman and I'd do anything to make you happy. It kills me when you're sad and won't talk to me, I hate thinking of you hurting at all. I know you're way out of my league and I'm a fat, ugly, autist HHKV, but you saying you'd be willing to date another chick gave my subconscious hope. I dream of you almost every night and I hate it. You're the best person ever for putting up with my pathetic, autistic compliments/jokes about dating. I honestly regret moving cross country now that I know your sexuality. I'm sorry for making a whiney blogpost you'll never read. I know I'd be awful for you in the long run and have little to no sexual drive but would do anything for you.
jdimsa, I'm so tired of life at 25 and being a fat ugly female bisexual faggot.
>>7921794
>comparing yourself to others
Daia
>>7925711
Nobody will ever love me. I know that
Lucina
>>7914247
I've had 9001 lovers, all in my head
But they never love back, I'm better off dead
Put a gun to my chin
Going out with a grin
So much love left unsaid
>>7921794
>be gay bitter isolated recluse robot who attends uni
Sounds familiar.
>>7914247
Jonas
>>7926266
t. Nicole
>>7926288
actually my name is richard
>>7916252
Thanks for the pepe
>>7914247
Joshua
I don't know where it went wrong but you don't even want to talk to me anymore
You pushed me away because you said you weren't ready but I still wanted to be close to you even as a friend. But now this is just heartbreaking to still be after you even when you clearly don't care for me anymore
>>7926531
I have more if you want them
>>7929149
Please kys instead.
>>7929149
these are nice but you dont need to post more because i found the sauce