/mtfg/: Male to Furious General

>>7911771
there's chad again, eating pizza

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is this the thread?????

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Pineapple and ham is the best type of Pizza.

All I want is a 6'4" ottermode ginger bf.

Is that 2much2ask?

nim thread btw

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>>7913976
Not if you are a 5'6'' hot redhead girl.
Otherwise yes.

>>7913957
> Tfw you'd rather eat the Princess than the pineapple

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>>7914011
>Otherwise yes.

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I would eat that guys meat pizza...

>>7913976
tfw know a guy like that and he's a bit awkward and asked me to be his gf when i hardly even knew him it was really weird

nth for drake chasing off ash

Straight cis male here. I just matched with a pretty nice looking mtf on tinder. I'm really curious about what the experience is like.

How do I not fuck this up?

>>7914241
do
not
touch
or
acknowledge
the
dick

pretend it doesn't exist and you're good to go.

>>7914252
I can get that and I'd prefer to pretend it doesn't exist, too. Otherwise it's just like takling to a cis girl? She's 24 and a make-up artist, if that matters.

>>7914259
absolutely. remember that a transgirl is just being a normal girl like every other girl out there. just don't bring up anything about the dick, and if for some fuckall reason she brings it up, don't mention that you are attracted to it specifically, because that's a landmine right there a lot of the time. just say you like her for her, and she's pretty or soem shit.
good luck pham

>>7914276
thanks. appreciate it.

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>>7913986
yes
>>7913867
yes
>>7914054
YES

>>7914152
STORY TIME

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>>7914225
>Drake accomplishing anything

>>7914439
more than youll ever acomplish

>>7914415
not much to explain i just played mmos with him a few times and shared pics when i was drunk one night and he got really clingy

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>>7914503
tfw no clingy ginger bf

>>7914494
XD
sure thing bby, you know nothing of me

>>7914241
call her pretty, treat her like the girl she is. Also be direct, ask her what she likes. Hope you make her feel special.

>>7914225
He's a bully

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why is the thread slow???? I need stimulation

>>7915253
>>7915272
>>7915272
everyone's using this one

>>7914503
Wanna play WoW, and then send me pics and I can get clingy?

>>7914011
>5'6"
Yesssss
>hot
>redhead
Nooooo

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thoughts?

ashs boobs are for milk and sleeping on

>>7915253
OK then i have a question for you:
Do you like Trance music?
I have never met anyone that like it IRL or on the web out of dedicated spaces, and I'm starting to wonder if it is niche.

>>7915415
Warmfreshpaint X Qtwaifu is best

i wanna see them feminine benises cross

>>7915423
i have a year's worth of estrofem so i don't have to worry about getting any more until i move out

it's p nice desu

>>7915422
>noticeable ofc
yeah thats a good idea
I kinda want to start doing my nails like that anyway, a large part because I know people will notice

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>>7915415
lol sam chill
does ur diaper need changing?

>>7915426
DON'T TALK ABOUT MY SIS LIKE THAT >:O

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I'm not alone anymore and it feels ok

gonna get stoned and play zelda on my comfy switch again tonight, life is kind of ok right now

>>7915415
post the rest of the set

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>>7915427
jfc that can't really happen can it

im sure you'd be in extreme pain before you actually like stabbed your nerve

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>>7915432
this is the color i use atm

ada is for happy

>>7915442
tfw spider fingers ;-;

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>>7915438
who's yr company?
<3

>>7915438
>I'm not alone anymore and it feels ok
did you get a bf and not tell us?

I heard nim likes sex with boys

someone send me the sass video its gone from my favorites???
aaaaaaaaaaah im gonna do it >.<

>tfw haven't smoked in forever
>tfw smoked a little over half a gram
this is comfy

I heard drake bullied ash and isla away

i smoked my last cigarette again today is everything gonna go ok?

>>7915445
dude mine are fat as fuck even tho im almost underweight bmi fucking end me

>>7915453
what do u usually eat in a day?

>>7915448
im not really sure if im attracted to boys honestly

im obviously gay cuz of the whole tranny thing buttttt

>>7915452
yeah just don't buy more

>>7915449
the whole process takes only 5 seconds and doesn't hurt that bad
to avoid blood, you can hold your two fingers hard against your leg and push them apart

before my first one I watched a bunch of videos like this to psych myself up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDSyzzogKw0

>>7914241

Assuming you're autistic, best advice: Don't be a faggot. Girls don't like faggots who grab dicks or guys who play the "good guy"

Stay alpha, but never be a jerk and you'll get the ++! ୧ʕ•̀ᴥ•́ʔ୨

>>7911771
Would be such a better picture if that was Ruby Rose

>>7915453
i want fat fingers desu lol

mine are like xenomorph-tier

>>7915415
You're a looser with no life.

tfw the two gay dudes at work start talking about gay stuff and include me

>>7915470
what kinda gay stuff

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which mtfg poster would you most like to choke you to death erotically?

>>7915442
ooo that is cute

>>7915449
whenever I do it I can feel the needle enter the skin, and then enter the muscle
so be prepared for that
but its really not a big deal I promise

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"You know they outed you??? When they weren't supposed to give out any information about you to me they called you [girlname]?" she says trying to diss the psych ward like she expected it to concern me instead of make me grin

>>7915461
Btw I'm gonna get pretty cranky

>>7915473
Ash with her boobies

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>>7915465
Like these?

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>>7915458
my breakfast is the same every day

slice of bread with an egg on top of it
a banana
and a stroopwafel (pic related)

my second meal is always at like 18:00 and is usually some combination of a little pasta with a few veggies and some meat.

>>7915465
i can't wear girl rings im pretty sure :(

>>7915481
n-no

>>7915483
Jesus how are you not starving to death?
Unless your second meal is more caloric.

>>7915480
yeah me 2 desu. I want to drown in ash's booby sweat

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>>7915479
oh uh

ill try not to set ya off then

>>7915473

Myself

>>7915479
maybe try the gum but I know its hella expensive
or maybe pick up a nice vape pen like all the cool dudes have these days

>>7915483
i probably could but they'd feel weird cuz my fingers are all boney ;-;

i have really large hands and feet

>>7915490
Asphyxiation by ash boobies, best death.

ash is not for getting killing by

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>>7915472
talking about this guy who returned his dog to the shelter because it was a gay dog
also guys around here
it was weird
>>7915483
i've been eating a lot of peas and i'm down to 193 from 201 last wednesday
what defines a stroopwafel?
do u only eat 2 meals a day?

>>7915489
i weigh 150lbs at 6'2"
my first meal is like 300 calories
my second meal is between 800 and 1000 calories which is exactly where i need it to be to reach 140 lbs

>>7915500
iktf about the feet :(

>>7915490
>>7915502
stop

>>7915507
Are you working out as well?

>>7915483
That;s only a bit more that 1000cal ʕ ᵒ̌ ‸ ᵒ̌ ʔ
Why so harsh diet?

>>7915505
how can a dog be gay

>>7915508
Why? It'd never happen..would it?

>>7915504
>>7915508
you guys are lame

people who say lewd things about ash should be killed

preferably by being smothered by ash's boobies

>>7915507
size 12 mens ;-;

>>7915515
You have never seen a male dog hump another male dog? They do it sometimes.

im gonna call the police on you all if you keep talking about ash like this

Want to trade: tikka masala for pizza.

the reason why my makeup always looks like shit is because I have a Stefoknee tier face, if I put it on a cis woman it would look okay

>>7915523
but that's not about love anon

it's about THE POWER

>>7915515
lots of dogs are gay
they hump

>>7915519
We can Dream
>>7915520
I like you even if you're an anon
>>7915527
Ok ok I'll stop

>>7915515
my dog got neutered, and he still humps male dogs
he's just a gay dog ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

my faggotry probably influenced him sadly :(

>want to paint nails
>horrible nail biting habit

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>>7915499
Yeaaah I can't afford that
I've considered just taking up vaping but that's kinda fedora

>>7915491
Sorry

>>7915528
tikka masala?

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>>7915505
ohh that's good! Progress is nice when you get it.
A stroopwafel is basically a cookie with caramel inside of it. Like 120 calories in one of them. I put one in a pan and it becomes delicious and it pretty much satisfies my sweet tooth for the rest of the day.

>>7915512
very lightly, i do some butt exercises right after i wake up. I want to hit the gym and do heavier stuff and bulk up a bit as soon as my future is a bit more certain.

>>7915514
read the /fit/ sticky, it's actually a healthy deficit for someone wanting to lose weight.

>>7915521
same :(

>>7915535
I used to do this, it took serious willpower to stop.

>>7915534
My female dog humps my male cat..

>>7915459
I heard nim likes sex with evas

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>>7915533
>I like you even if you're an anon
it's good that anons and trips can find something to bond over

thank you, ash's boobies

>>7915534
You let your dog watch you as you do it?
>kinky shit ʕᴥ• ʔ

>>7915541
thanks obama

>>7915536
no it's okay

i know i can be kinda annoying sometimes and trying to get over smoking would probably make that a lot harder to handle lol

vaping isn't really taking care of the problem anyway, right? like you're not getting the tar but you're still gonna be hooked on nicotine

i think there's been like reports on how the vape chemicals have some negative effects too

idk i just heard that i don't really have anything to back that up

I heard nim likes sex with ash's boobies

>>7915541
maybe your dog is FtM
you should talk to your vet about the possibility

>>7915546
no!!
well not intentionally idk it might have happened..

>>7915539
I don't have very much willpower..

>>7915549
TOO FAR SOAP

>>7915538
yumm
also
>read the sticky
rip

>>7915537
It's a somewhat generic British style curry
Good, but it isn't pizza ;_;

>>7915551
Do it for fabulous nails. The end result is worth the effort.

>>7915550
Hm yeah but she's 15, is that too late to transition?

>>7915549
if it don't have a penis, nim ain't interested

>>7915549
>>7915553
Wouldn't that be incest?
NIMCEST!
sorry sorry I couldn't

Can someone kill me please? You can have my limited edition Frozen vinyls

>>7915556
I have some pretty disgusting man hands that are more wrinkled and worn than an 80 year old man.

>>7915451
He did drive Isla from this community.

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>>7915554

>>7915557
its never too late to transition!
even if you only had 1 more year to live, its still worth it to be happy!

>>7915427
Lol! Middle of the thigh! Dw, i've done it hundreds of times and i'm still not paralized.

>>7915550
>maybe your dog is FtM
holy shit this reminds me of a story!

so my cat was having problems going to the restroom and when we took him to the doctor he said he had these like crystal in his urethra

apparently it happens to male cats a lot, their urethra is smaller so the crystals tend to block the passage of urine more easily

anyway he gets unblocked twice before the vet is like "if this happens again we're going to have to open up his urethra or he's gonna die, it'll basically be like turning him into a girl"

luckily a switch to a urinary tract health diet helped him not get the crystals again, but if not then my cat would've had a sex change operation!

i did it >.< hope i dont die. when i puledl the syringe back a big air bubble came up instead of blood.

also should i be drawling the medicine from an angle? im always having difficulty getting it in the thing

>>7915538
Be careful with /fit/ I have been at it for almost a year and none of my friends work out or even care about fitness or aesthetic. Once you start seeing results you will begin to look down on your friends. Like they are lazy slobs who have no discipline.

>>7915567
Yes like Caitlyn Jenner!

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I am a joke of a hon

>>7915562
there's a booby smothering party going on soon stay tuned for details

>>7915562
I'll kill you and burn all your frozen-related things in a large fire

>>7915558
i dont know why this made me laugh so much

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>>7915548
Yeah but a part of me reaally just wants a vice and I'd rather one that doesn't fuck me up as bad

>>7915538
>Did she just tell me to read the sticky?
BITCH, I BEEN READ THE MOTHERFUCKING STICKY!
>ʕノ•ᴥ•ʔノ ︵ ┻━┻

I guess your right about it being deficiet for your wieght, but why do you want to be so boney?

>>7915561
nimcest ain't pure in the eyes of the lord!

>>7915572
I already feel that way about most of my friends lul

>>7915574
at least you have a nice apartment

>>7915578
:thumbsup:

>>7915449
I got u bae
https://youtu.be/Q3Qaofr4orw

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and our days go by
and i never needed you

>>7915579
yeah i mean it's better than smoking or drugs

i guess a drink every now and again won't cut it

did everyone else get stared at a lot more after starting mones, even in boy mode? feels weird

>>7915571
>a big air bubble came up instead of blood
QUICK BEEP CUT YOUR LEG OFF

>>7915570
>pet srs
a bright future we have ahead of us

>>7915573
exactly!

>>7915582
HA! The only people I don't do that to is my Paintball Team because they are fit as well. I wish our new snake player was gay.....I mean he already plays the snake...

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>>7915570
>excited about mutilating your cat
Great owner.

>>7915572
Most people are lazy slobs with no discipline.

>>7915577
That is okay too but only after I am dead or I'll be sadder :(

>>7915590
cut my legs off

>>7915571
the medicine is kinda thick, it helps to hold it in your hand to heat it up a bit
did you buy a vial or ampules

>>7915593
it actually made me feel awful at the time

i was rooting for him to get better and luckily he did :)

>>7915571
Tell me tellme tell me!
Did you use my vid?

>>7915594
I won't really kill you buddi :(
don't worry, you're gonna make it!

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>>7915572
>Once you start seeing results you will begin to look down on your friends. Like they are lazy slobs who have no discipline.

ya that was me kinda a few years ago lmao
although i was never an asshole but kinda caught myself thinking stuff like
like dude you cant even deadlift 2pl8 what are you doing????

>>7915580
my belly disgusts me and its not gonna go away unless i lose the weight or wait 7 years

>>7915593
I wonder if Captain Ginyu would be offended if you asked him what his original form was

>>7915595
but then how will you wrap them around me while I kiss you

>>7915604
I'm not though
I'm becoming a failure and there's nothing I can do to stop it

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>>7915606
o-olive?

>>7915605
haha this exactly I am not openly an asshole but yeah I judge them more. It doesn't help that they give me shit for doing the gym thing. They probably think I am becoming a chad bro.

>tfw male to faggot

>>7915608
:(
are you just not happy about how you're progressing through school or something?

tbqh where are the feminine feet pics

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>>7915619

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>I will never be a naturally beautiful girl

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>>7915605
>there are people who can't dl at least 3pl8

disgusting

>>7915606
Captain Trans is the mascot of mtfg.

>>7915574
BOOODY CHAAAAAAANGEEEE

>>7915617
same here famalam

>>7915618
Mostly yeah
Who are you? Anons freak me out like why do you know all this and call me buddi

>>7915590
cut my leg into the pieces
>>7915600
ampules is all they had. and ok ill remember that next time
>>7915602
ye a little >.<

>>7915574
Can you honestly explain to me why you never actually try to lose weight and get in shape? The tools exist.

>>7915626
because anons remember

>>7915606
>>7915614
m-mine ;~;

>>7915621
tbqh s u c k m y t o e s

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>>7915587
Oh I drink like every other night

>>7915634
nomnomnomnomnomnom :yum:

>there are people who can't dl at least 3pl8
tfw plateauing at 2
;_;

>>7915617
getting hit on by gay dudes is better than nothing, r-right?

>>7915637
hmmm

do you see that increasing if you just stop nicotine altogether?

>>7915608
Pay attention, do your homework, put an effort into it.

Stop browsing 4 chan.

>>7915626
lol we used to talk kinda often when you talking about how you couldn't start hrt because your teammates would see your bobs in the showers

other anon is right, anons remember

>>7915619
>trannies ever posting their feet
You'd probably have better luck asking for penis pics

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ok girls
i'm going to bed
don't forget to take your estrogen^^

>>7915624
:(
my 1RM was like 330lbs pre-transition
i guess i truly am a subhuman tranny

>>7915637
you could always start eating nonstop and get really fat
I've seen people successfully trade in their smoking addiction to gluttony

>tfw all your ingredients for your skincare routine are now here
this is gonna be awesome :D

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>>7915640

>>7915650
see ya sertii

keep bein' cool okay :3

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>>7915641
>hurt my back
>after 3 years of no lifting start out 3pl8
>5 reps 3 sets
guess I am a little weak

>>7915637
are you hot enough for me to drug your drink and sodomize?

>>7915650
>330 1rm
No this means you were made to be a girl
1rm was only 600 pre-back injury, kind of sucks but at least my butt is still firm

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>>7915642
>tfw I'll never get hit on
I'd take a gay guy hitting on me at this point

>>7915650
Whats 1rm maximum?

>>7915605
7 yrs?

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>>7915619
just for you anon

I hope you don't mind, I haven't pumiced in like three months

>>7915624
I've always thought frieza was a better representation of mtfg
he even wears lipstick and sounds like Genkai from Yu Yu Hakusho :^)

>>7915614
what I thought you admitted to being gay

>>7915653
you and ash were talking about stuff for red marks i think..
what is the consensus on that if you know?
I recently got this reoccuring red mark on my face and it's bad

>>7915660
thats my current goal
bi would be strongly preferred though
baby steps

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>>7915644
Yeah probably
In case you haven't noticed I'm kind of a chronic substance abuser

>>7915658
Meh, a hole's a hole

>>7915651
Fuck that if I start gaining weight I'm back on the amphetamines

>>7915653
Getting first aid?

The end is nigh

>>7915668
there's gotta be a better trade-off

oh wait! how's your therapy search going?

>>7915536
vaping's the shit tho

i just don't do it in public

worrying about looking fedora is kinda fedora though

>>7915583
its a house, I share an equal third rent with my sister and brother because its the cheapest option I have

>>7915631
I eat when depressed
I am on a classical diet atm, I just ate a cup of cooked rice, 100g of brocolli and 50g of steamed chicken breast.
I am depressed right now and trying to resist the urge to eat a bunch more food

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>>7915617
>>7915625
>>7915642

>>7915665
anything with vitamin c
Check out Sephora.com

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>>7915664
>you think someone who is confident in themselves and transforms into more powerful forms is representative of mtfg
>not a coward who steals bodies to become a half-assed version of a final product (couldnt even use gokus body properly)
kek

>>7915668
so you would anally gape an 80 year old man shitting his diapers

are you cute or what

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>>7915670
sick
>>7915675
yes ma'am

>>7915664
im at most bi

>>7915665
ive looked through stuff and it seems like red marks can be from a bunch of stuff

i think i just have increased skin sensitivity, apparently exfoliating and using a clay mask can help decrease it?

ill let you know once ive used the stuff i bought if it works or not

>>7915668
maybe try smoking weed when you wanna smoke something!
definitely healthier than cigarettes

I get the munchies pretty bad when I'm high, but the act of inhaling smoke always kills my appetite for a few hours for whatever reason
it actually makes me lose weight

>>7915680
only for me though

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>>7915555
Will do especially with those delicious quads

teleporter where

>30 degrees outside today
>was going to run in the gym at work
>there's no non-gendered changing rooms in the gym
>we're not supposed to get changed in the bathrooms in case a customer is around
>had to go home and run outside
;_;

>8 PM
>nothing to do
>nobody to talk to

Kind of feel like going out for a drive and just driving around for a few hours or something.

>>7915674
idc I like being gay
guys are cute and I wanna snuggle with them

>>7915673
a only takes a month of effort to develop a new habit

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>>7915672
Well idk I don't honestly know any girls that vape and I basically only smoke at work so I don't exactly want to do it in public.

>>7915678
I look like a man tbqh

>>7915671
I can't afford that shit though

>>7915682
Yeaah I legit am probably going to start smoking weed again I think it would probably be cheaper and better for me than my current alcohol intake

>>7915678
But ginyu successfully changed into Bulma's body
he was a real girl for a while
Frieza undergoes metamorphosis within his own body and changes to suit his needs
just like a tranny

>>7915687
watch game 3 of the kiev qualifiers with me on bts

>>7915685
i could eat that whole thing in 5 minutes

>>7915691
>I think it would probably be cheaper and better for me than my current alcohol intake
definitely better for the body than drinking
plus alcohol has so many calories

>>7915658
>3pl8
kek
dyel? ʕథ౪థʔ

>>7915691
i wouldn't give up just yet

it can be really beneficial if you kind a good one

>>7915685
do you like your pizza a bit overdone?

>>7915687
write up my lab report for me pls

>>7915695
No way. I just checked out twitch out of boredom and decided to tune into that channel before reading your post.

Are you some future mind reader?

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>>7915682
Ignore this degenerate retard (t. former lmao420 smoker xDD)

There are plenty of resources for quitting smoking, weed should not be one of them. The last thing you need is a shrunk hippocampus, dissociation, increased blood pressure, symptoms of over-eating, and not to mention possible mental illness triggering.

>>7915691
are you a cute man

>>7915692
0/10 doesn't change the nature of the body change technique and friezas transformations, don't compare frieza-sama to the trash that is mtfg

>>7915697
this is not e621

>>7915699
brb injecting concentrated rice protein and yohimbe

in a totally different direction weed is helping me gain weight by helping me appreciate food as a comfort instead of just a hassle

eating normal portions of food high is awesome

and it's slowly trained me to mildly appreciate eating normal portions of food not high

but it's not the same

eating way too much food on the other hand is almost as nice as eating high...

>>7915691
oh homes just invest in the cheapest high quality weed vape you can (magic flight launch box probably) and fucking go at it

vaped weed is sooo nice for anxiety it doesn't have that immediate obvious high feeling like smoking does, sometimes i literally just take one hit of vapor and i don't even feel high but my anxiety goes away

>>7915696
samies

>>7915701
We had the oven one hundred twenty five degrees Fahrenheit hotter than usual that day, experimenting

>>7915701
I am a chemistry major so if it's chemistry or biology related I would if I could.

>>7915700
I know
I can't afford it

>>7915698
Exactly

>>7915704
Sure why not

>>7915681
What are you getting?

>>7915712
weren't you thinking about asking your folks?

>>7915702
apparently
this game's gonna be a hot meme
>abed meepo
>a fucking blodcyka

>>7915704
I'm not a degenerate weed smoker anymore (but I shamefully used to smoke like 3-5x a day)
its definitely better than smoking cigarettes though, you just shouldn't overdo it and abuse it
>and not to mention possible mental illness triggering.
well we're already gosh darn trannies, its too late :(

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>>7915689
>guys are cute and I wanna snuggle with them
Sinner ʕ •̀ o •́ ʔ

>>7915711
those are my two main classes this year!!
its for chemistry...not hard just time consuming

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>>7915714
i got this aztec clay mask:
http://amzn.to
/2mlDnGr

and mix it 1:1 with this apple cider vinegar:
http://amzn.to
/2mUezs1

and use this to help even my skin tone:
http://amzn.to
/2mlnnTP

i got more stuff but that's the stuff i got for redness/unevenness

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>>7915722
getting hit by a car isn't as bad as getting hit by a train

better go run in front of the highway then! xD

>>7915727
I'm not trying to flame but is there such thing as a product for dick skin care I want to make my dick soft

>>7915690
I am a failure hon, there is nothing I do that I succeed at
including weightloss

>>7915724
i-is it less of a sin if I'm pumping my body full of estrogen while snuggling with cute guys?

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>>7915704
>frieza-sama
pff at this point frieza is so much everyone's bitch that he'd be frieza-chan.
He's been killed more times than Ginyu.
Frieza-chan is a submissive transwoman of intergalactic origin, stop trans F.A.G. erasure.

>>7915706
correction: food that I have to make at least three times a day, for myself, that i don't take pleasure in crafting

i h8 making food for myself so much

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>>7915717
Yeaaah I'm not exactly keen on telling them about my ongoing issues.

So far as they know I'm clean and I'm keeping it that way. Besides I'm off the hard shit I can probably maintain this for a while

>>7915729
just use a body moisturizer on your dong shaft

>>7915718
I haven't kept up with DotA in ages so all this is strange. Talent trees, new maps, new Rosh area, new runes.. I dunno what happened.

>>7915725
Wish I could be a good girl and do it for you but you're not here.
Chem 1/2 or Organic Chem 1/2?

>>7915729
>I want to make my dick soft
so you're looking to have a feminine penis, eh?

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>>7915732
the only bitch in dbz is Yamcha

delete yourself.

>>7915736
Will this help with loose skin by my dick since I expanded it to seven inches theres a lot more skin

>>7915739
I'm looking to have a shiny, veiny penis that is smooth

>>7915738
chem 2
I'm taking organic this summer, I'm a bit scared its going to be super tough

>>7915730
you're supposed to be my weight loss buddy, sheen - why are you forsaking me

>>7915673
that's really good that you're working to resist the urge though! most people that fail at weightloss fail because they don't have the willpower to resist at all when the urge starts coming, or don't have a realistic long-term diet plan, so you're streets ahead

it sounds like you need a weightloss buddy or something, somebody who you can keep accountable and can keep you accountable that you can just message or something whenever you want to binge

>>7915734
okay

but sometimes ya gotta make tough decisions in order to start really getting better

im sure your parents would want rather know they helped you REALLY get clean instead of just thinking that you're clean

>>7915746
It's not so bad, there's only four elements you focus on.

>>7915743
you didn't use a penis pump did you

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>>7915704
>brb injecting concentrated rice protein and yohimbe

BRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

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>>7915685
>teleporter where
Mine's in the shop :(
Dun worry though, I already ate it all.

>>7915691
>Yeaah I legit am probably going to start smoking weed again
I miss it and i want to, but at the same time, weed makes me socially retarded and extra autistic annnd then I sit around doing nothing but smoking weed ;_;

Nim and Eva sitting in a tree when?

>>7915761
August.

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>>7915754
water penis pump, exercises, and losing weight. Went from 4'' pre-weight loss, to 5'' with weight loss, then 7'' over a year.

w o r t h.

>>7915756
fucking made me kek, I cringe yet laugh at every brap thread, love the r9k brap-posters

>>7915757
ok nice

i don't really have any pizza right now anyway, i'm just eating noodles and veggies and rice

>>7915761
do they have trees you an sit in in central park

>>7915761
F-U-G-G-I-N-G

>>7915743
wow rude

Did you forget that Krillin exists?
Prime bitch material.

>>7915765
wtf 4"?

>>7915738
yeah it's a lot different. idk the game is a lot more fun to spectate nowadays, but it definitely lost a bit of soul imo. or maybe I just don't like video games anymore

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>>7915751
Honestly they're just starting to get the impression that their daughter is a functional human being after all these years.

What they don't know can't hurt them. I'd rather they just not know.

>>7915757
Yeah that's kind of the danger ;_;

>>7915765
>Went from 4'' pre-weight loss, to 5'' with weight loss, then 7'' over a year.
idk if I believe this

>>7915685
Do you have wood oven?

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>>7915761
something tells me that it doesn't matter if they meet up in a tree or not

there's gonna be a lot of wood either way

>>7915767
Probably but what's REALLY nice is to sit on a little rocky ledge in Central Park and make out

If there's snow falling it makes it more romantic but also really fucking cold and uncomfortable after a bit

>>7915772
I'm just waiting for Tekken 7 but that's 3 months away. :(

>>7915765
>went from 4 to 7 inches
Lmao yeah and my hips rotated enough so that I went from 5'11" to 5'9"

>>7915773
from what you've said on here you've made a lot of strides in the right direction

i don't wanna push you if you don't think it's a good idea, im just saying i think it would help if you had some coping strategies

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>>7915780
OLIVE STOP

>>7915780
>>7915774
people lose a LOT of penis length from being overweight. you're really underestimating it

>>7915773
you'll be able to legally grow your own weed soon!
at least I think

>>7915776
no :(

remember I basically just grabbed a shitty pizza joint and tried to turn it into an artisanal place lol

there's tonnns of upgrades i want to eventually do

but I can do a pretty good facsimile of wood fired, you just have to take it out of the pan halfway through and a couple other trade secrets, it helps if the oven is hotter ofc

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>>7915770
No, Krillin has a decent attack and was useful up to a certain point, his destructo disc by nature can fuck up even powerful opponents despite being weak

Yamcha is LITERALLY THE MOST USELESS CHARACTER

FUCKING CHIAOTZU DID MORE DAMAGE THAN YAMCHA

>>7915771
Yep. Went from Tiny peepee to oversized and thicc.

>>7915774
Well it was a little over 5'' with weight loss, but with daily use of the pump (20 mins a day) and exercising, it went up slowly.

>>7915780
It took me 2 years total to get to that size. Technically it was only 5'' and a bit to 7'', since my dick was never really 4'' it was just covered in fat.

Are you cute enough to be fucked?

>>7915777
lewd anon strikes with trips

>>7915778
but there's people around!

i know there's nice little secluded areas though :3

>>7915787
??
this doesn't make any sense
it just looks smaller its not actually smaller

>>7915731
Actually yeah
Faggots are what killing our country. My pastor said so ʕっ˘ڡ˘ςʔ

Make the switch and be sanctified!
>No trapping or femboy shit either. That's cheating!

>>7915765
And the battle is won
>Full discosure, I hate those fucking brap thread b/c they make me laugh to ʕ≧≦ʔ

>>7915792
It's been too long for me to remember exactly where but there's this sweet vertical cliff type thing with plenty of cute ledges to sit cute butts on

probably more than one cliff like that but u kno what i mean

>>7915791
post an uncee of it

>>7915673
For as long as I've been lurking here you've always "been on a diet" and yet you never look different.

Exercise. Do it.

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>>7915785
it'll happen to you tooooooooo

>>7915791
I dunno dood am i

< this is me

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>>7915783
As far as life development yeah I've made a lot of progress but I literally have been doing drugs and/or drinking at about the same rate for the past 4 years.
I have made absolutely no progress on that front.

Of course I guess they know about my drinking they just don't really care because it's legal

>>7915789
2018

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>>7915801
don't you lie to me and tell me ill be part of the 5 foot club

don't you do it

>>7915804
all im saying is, don't give up so easily

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>>7915619

>>7915789
>you'll be able to legally grow your own weed soon!
You either need to love growing and taking care of your plants or have a strong profit motive, because it is a lot of work to do it properly. I thought about it as a hobby for a while but after seeing the hassle it gave a friend, I dunno if I would anymore.

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>>7915806
I heard you can lose height on hrt

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>>7915808
I don't really know what the point in quitting is I'm just going to come crawling back when shit gets hard like I always do.

>>7915798
thats because I fail my diets, I do exercise
I just eat a stupid amount so I never get thinner

>>7915816
if you lose height on hrt it's from your bones weakening and your posture getting fucked. it's not something you want.

>>7915810
>89kg
>196cm
she's a big girl

>>7915794
sweet!
I already have been on estrogen for months now, I just describe my sexual preferences as gay because....idk it just feels kinda gay how I feel about men

>>7915818
and you think that mentality is going to help?

you have to stay positive

>>7915822
I don't know european measurements so i'll take your word

>>7915816
ill eventually come to terms with my height

>>7915821
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KryR45XM7vs

>>7915831
>tfw your last test showed you have low calcium levels
scary

>>7915831
damn, no wonder boniva isn't helping me get erections

literally wtf looking at all these dick threads on /r9k/ makes me really really sad I'm not sucking one
this isn't how this used to go

>>7915835
laura?

>>7915834
>>7915833
no bones = no male skeleton = smol qt grill

>>7915839
tfw you can't walk but you're finally the little girl

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>>7915831
All that calcium would just go to my chin anyways

>>7915826
it's about 20 bald eagles and 1/50th of an american football field

>>7915826
6' 6.5"

196lb

>>7915842
not if you are on hrt

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>>7915825
I'm sick of going in with a positive mindset and genuinely thinking I'm going to fix the problem and then fucking it up only a few months later. This isn't even close to the first time I've gone through the same steps, I'm tired.

So long as I remain functional nothing has to change.

>>7915841
worth it tbqh

>>7915820
You don't exercise. Anyone who did would know that as long as you burn more than you put in, you will make progress. You just like making excuses.

I'll probably be saying this same stuff to you a year from now.

losing weight is the easiest thing in the world and I'm a failure at it

I started playing runescape again

send help

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>>7915839
>when you have no bones but you cuddle with your gf

>>7915763
Nice :3

>>7915767
Probably? It is a park...

>>7915852
I miss runescape
I miss the innocence of my youth

>>7915847
yeah but this is something you haven't tried yet!

you know "functional drug addict" is a meme right?

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selling rune scimmy

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>>7915849
I do exercise though
here is an old exercise pic, I'll post a new one tomorrow
you underestimate the amount of food I am able to eat
I can eat 3kg in one sitting, more if I am upset

>>7915845
So I should be doing something about my low calcium ?
Or will low calcium make me girlier

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>>7915850
yep

better eat the refrigerator while you're at it

no you mongoloid it takes patience and habit breaking, read the /fit/ sticky, calories in calories out, scoobys workshop, meal planners, etc. also takes hard work and motivation.

>>7915857
Its not the same but it feels comfy playing this 2007version. Oh man, playing as a kid was something else, Ill treasure that memory.

>>7915860
20k

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>>7915857
i know that feel

man, that game carried me through my childhood

>>7915861
Once again you're just making excuses. You'll never stop.