>tfw you will always be a twinkhon

>>7907836
>mfw have all measurments worse than that except hip breadth
you're not even a hon

What's a twinkhon?

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Shut up
Just shut the hell up already

Get over yourself

>>7908081
A tranny who looks more like a feminine guy than a girl.

>>7908089
>>7908099
Why? It's true though.
Why?

>>7908130
Oops, didn't split the quotes up correctly. Eh, same meaning in the end, I guess.

>>7907836
tbqh i want to pin your weak body down and insert my feminine benis inside

>>7907836
16.5 shoulder breath isn't far above female average lmao, unless it's all bone, in which case I'm sorry hon.

>>7908240
It's to the end of my arms, including the flesh. My biacromial measurement is 14-15", but I have a hard time measuring it alone.

>>7908245
hey where you at OP?

>>7907836
A 35 inch bust would make your bad size 40 btw.

>>7908255
>>7908174
Sorry, I'm taken

>>7908265
No, that's not how it works. My ribcage (underbust) is 30". Band size = underbust + 4. So for me, it's 30+4 = 34.

>>7908266
>implying

>>7908280
>measuring like that
that would give me a band size of 40 and i fit in a 36

>>7908280
You're retarded, you just use the underbust

>>7908321
That would make me a 30E, which I definitely am not.

>>7908306
Wut

http://www.realsimple.com/beauty-fashion/clothing/shopping-guide/how-to-measure-bra-size/determine-your-band-size

>>7908362
thats a shitty outdated way of measuring
just go to r/abrathatfits instead

>>7908266
Taken by whom? A gay hobo with no standards or taste?
Twinkhons aren't exactly desirable.

>>7908362
Have fun with your shoulder pain then

>>7908395
Then please redpill me on how the real measurement works?

>>7908569
>measure underbust
>this is your bra size

>>7908081
lanky male body type

>>7908321
>underbust = band size
i really think it's different for male b/c i have a small 33" underbust, but i still use a large bra(s) b/c anything else is too tight. and i have almost no bobs

>>7909046
The band size should not be different but yes the cup size is likely to be difficult to size because of the male ribcage

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>>7907836
Almost identical proportions except 5'6 which isn't nessecarily better.
You could pull of the femboy look pretty well that way and have people gushing over how cute you look.

But it isn't all that much fun for me anymore desu.

Why don't we both kill ourselves for our next project? I hear that if you can slash your carotid it's not only mostly painless and quick, but very stylish too. We could all go out with great style.

>>7907836
>>tfw 16.5" shoulders (end to end, far above female average)
17.5. Cry more
>>tfw 30" ribcage (all bone, above female average)
That doesnt sound bad at all.
>>tfw 29" waist, 35" hips (0.82 whr, far above female norms)
There are cis girls with way worse.
>>tfw 14" hip breadth (below female average)
Again, you are doing way better than some ciswomen
>>tfw 35" bust (34A, also below female average)
So? My best friend has a 36 inch bust
>>tfw 5'8" (93rd percentile of female heights; 1.5 standard deviations above average)
Now you are just nitpicking

Diagnosis: Fucking chill out bitch.

>>7909000
Then how do you get your cup size?

>>7909097
Sure thing. I'm a femboy right now, more or less, anyway.

>>7909171
>17.5. Cry more
Yeah, but just because yours is bigger doesn't mean mine is passing.

>There are cis girls with way worse.
They're fat though. I'm just skinnyfat.

>Now you are just nitpicking
Tall women get scrutinized more, though.

>>7907836
>Why is sexual dimorphism so cruel?
Why are trannies so dramatic?

>>7909269
>how do you get your cup size?
trial and error

>>7908280

That's outmoded. Use your plain underbust measurement as your band size.

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>>7907836
>complains about being 5'8" in the US
when will the BDD meme finally end

>>7907836
bait thread. go kys pls

>>7912370
How is this bait? I'm legitimately horrifying.

>>7912316
So are you saying my stats are fine? Why is it bdd?

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>>7907836
>19.5 inch shoulders
>42 inch ribcage BELOW BOOB LEVEL
FUCKING KILL ME

>>7907836
How come my hip measurements are smaller than yours, but my waist-hip ratio is so much better? Am I just THAT much of a skellington... ?

>>7913762
Yeah I'm slightly chubby at 140lbs. Working to get that down though.

OP is subtle-baitin' tbqh

Just kys yourself my man

>>7913855
I don't get it though. How am I baiting? Plus i started pretty late.