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03/12/17(Sun)06:07:31 No.7905484
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I took the neko too far edition
• Informed consent providers https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
• Makeup for beginners: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels: http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels: http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
Previous thread >>7904397
I took this way too far
>>7905501
Better thread
http://www.strawpoll.me/12513953
>>7905524
What happened?
>>7905529
I want to be a neko boy but uhm I can't be a boy any more >.<
I prefer the nice editions
also this is my baby
>>7905536
She's soooo cuteeee and very regal looking
I like this thread.
My pup slept all night curled in between my legs :3
I'm only awake because she started licking on my feet lol.
>>7905536
Cute!
Cat
>>7905547
I think that's a good example of a pupper
Definitely not a doggo
>>7905546
oh trust me
he looks all proud and regal but he is the goofiest cuddle monster to ever exist!
he is soooo needy!!! in a good way
Cats suck.
I support my local government's wild cat holocaust.
>>7905535
OMG! Faye fell for the catboy meme.
That's like a slippery slope which will bring you to furrydom ;-;
Rip
>>7905554
S...ame, maybe I am part cat
>>7905552
LOVE ME KITTY
>>7905555
Racist.
#catgirllivesmatter
I hate multi-thread posting.
>>7905557
Nyaaa~ <3
>>7905558
But ahri is a fox.
>>7905557
I think alot of us are
but that's always a good thing :D
>>7905565
Whatever.
>>7905556
damn furfag
why don't they just suicide amirite?
(i think she's onto me)
i wanna contribute but i don't have a cat friend. heres [temporary placeholder DO NOT FORGET TO REPLACE THIS BRACKET WITH THE OBJECT YOU ARE POSTING A PHOTO OF, IDIOT]. ok good night.
>>7905565
Ear floofs are ear floofs, and foxes are basically cats as it is.
>>7905563
N...nya
>>7905573
Foxes are closer to dogs though!
So why does Charlotte defend Drake
>>7905575
Girls with Cat ears/tail: normal
Humanoid cats: furry
message me on discord @ Rrobynne#3144 if you wanna critique my screenplay :)
>>7905577
>foxes are basically cats
This is actually triggering me
>tfw home alone
>friend is asleep
>say a bunch of depressive shit
>can't delete the messages
fuck
can't tell which thread is the thread
>>7905586
Teehee
>>7905579
Everyone who voted in that poll is one hundred percent obvious newfag for the record
>only yes vote is from my Mistress
>>7905589
>Drake
>nice side
You're too much Charlotte
>>7905591
they're canines!
not felines!
my head hurts
>>7905586
Pictured : rare cat girl
>>7905601
I dislike you guys.
>>7905600
Always.
>>7905601
See, the thing is that I don't care about the biology of catgirls vs foxgirls.
>>7905612
hailee why are you so gay
>>7905589
The true nature of a man is in how he treats someone he doesn't want to have sex with
That isn't a nice side, that's a courting ritual
>>7905616
Because
just because
also girls are hot
>>7905585
I apologize for the belated response.
>the collapse of the dominant western narrative that sustains our sense of security
Define this.
>the subsequent proliferation of nihilism as both a destructive force and a positive coping mechanism among our generation
This sounds reminiscent of the mid-to-late-'90s suburban boredom films, but I would like to see it explored as a focus in a modern film. The rest sounds like Sundance bait, so I cannot say it's interesting without knowledge of a compelling character or plot.
>>7905619
Post boobs
which thread is the thread
>>7905555
;-;
>>7905553
She's a fierce pup who isn't afraid to battle the evil hand!
>>7905614
Must be desperate
>>7905617
Can't expect much from the girls here where most are virgins and or neets
>>7905623
2bad so sad faye i'm about to go to bed maybe next time oo~
>>7905617
Eh. Maybe you're right, but I have no idea. maybe I'm too naive to know the difference between flirting and just being nice.
>>7905626
That's quite the accusation.
>>7905624
This thread has a cute OP, so this one.
>>7905626
like
>>7905566
Well, since I'm so influenceable and all the people i like are doing it, I guess I habe no choice but to join the cast. Rip
>>7905626
>girls here
>>7905631
Well I noticed that when chasers here show attention here, a lot of girls will quickly jump on their dicks begging for validation.
my friend didnt respond to me saying happy birthday :(
>>7905620
oh right you mean like plot
self-hating uncle tom tranny gets kidnapped by her father and gets hardcore conversion therapy'd, interspersed with her memories and thoughts
>>7905589
lol lies
>>7905645
I had a friend like that.
The key word being 'had'.
>>7905638
What am I supposed to call myself then with these
>>7905643
Please stop projecting. I hardly need validation from any of the chasers here - I get plenty irl, unlike some people.
>>7905650
"person who has fingers"?
>>7905651
>unlike some people
;-;
messy diaps lul
>>7905648
Bye Felicia
>>7905651
Attention != validation.
It just means that you stand out.
tfw you like like a chad and will never pass
:x
>>7905654
wtf
>>7905659
>>7905651
Not even projecting.
I notice the behavior that goes here and it's easy to determine how you girls act
FUUUUUUUCKKKK
I was on a skype call with these qt boys and it was all going well, my voice seemed to pass and it was all good
but then somehow later on i muted my mic but then it unmuted itself without me noticing and I was talking to my dad in boymode voice and made weird deep noises when I was stretching
now they know how I sound normally and I feel disgusting and embarrassed and i've probably either scared them off or they're laughing at me
what do????
free snuggs
Reboasting from other thread
>slap myrthe
>she thanks me
>slap harder
>she has a huge smile
>start punching her all over her body to the point where she's laughing in enjoyment
Wew she is insane
>>7905657
Projecting again. Please stop.
>>7905662
>I notice the behavior that goes here and it's easy to determine how you girls act
Whatever you say.
>>7905653
I didn't mean you.
>>7905674
snuggin
>>7905676
Projecting what?
I couldn't get attention to save my life. Positive or negative.
So what's up mtfg
>>7905651
>unlike some people
>tfw
"Anon? Can you hear me? You were in a terrible accident and in the hospital, no need to be too alarmed. You're ok except you have suffered a terrible injury to your penis, and your testicles had to be removed. We don't have many options. One is we can finish the amputation and you will have a urinary hole or the second more drastic option is we can... well how do i put this... we can use the remaining tissue to construct a vagina, it would at least allow you to have some normal sexual function."
Anyone else ever day dreamed this kinda shit or am i nuts?
>>7905646
Obviously it is entirely dependent on execution, but that can be great. It sounds like you don't want to present her solely as a victim, and I like that.
>>7905676
>whatever you say
Great rebuttal
10//10
Would argue again with
>>7905678
that's kinda the point though.
You stand out and get people avoiding eye contact instead of people willing to start a conversation.
>>7905666
please help
the guys I like heard me make noises like a 60 year old man pushing out a turd
aaaaaahhhhh
>>7905674
How many do I get?
>>7905682
I mean you'd still get stuck with massive bills, assuming you're in 'Murica.
>>7905682
Hello kayla
My feminine benis wants to be inside you
hi im here now
>>7905690
all the snuggs you want
i dont wanna feel alone
>>7905684
Idk what to say when you vaguely claim to know and understand my behavior and interactions with others, as if I'm obviously just another basic bitch.
>>7905682
*mom is next to you crying and holding your hand*
"h-haha ewww that's gay"
>>7905674
I'll take some too plz
>>7905693
Gimme like 60.
>>7905687
Its ok anon. Just come over here and snuggle with me
>>7905620
>>7905646
oh and re: the first point, I mean the sense that the west now faces existential threats that the simple good vs. evil narratives of Reagan-era politics can't easily summarise and it's becoming increasingly clear that neoliberalism is not prepared to acknowledge practical limitations such as overpopulation and dwindling resources. along with information-era fuckery there's a general sense that society is ripping itself apart and nothing is secure anymore the way that the promise of earning a fair living or saving up to buy a home used to be for the generation before us. I've tried to draw comparisons with how parents and families must feel when their kid comes out as trans and the supposed certainty of the continuation of the circle of life (the definition of fulfillment in most societies) disappears, the rug pulled out from under their feet. etc. etc.
>>7905692
Hi nim
>>7905701
snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg
>>7905700
snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg snugg
>>7905709
Hi Chara
>>7905696
Why be nice to someone who isn't nice at all. He gave you attention and that's why you're defending him.
>>7905683
fuck no
the entire point of the thing is that she's, if anything, more responsible for the bad stuff that happens to her than her dad who seems like the obvious villain choice
I'm not about to write the new Assigned Male to try and find a place in the trans rights/acceptance movement, I'm the least suitable figurehead possible lol
>>7905711
Using my emoji's i see.
dude i have like 6k images saved from here how the fuck do i even organize all this shit
>>7905716
You don't get a choice kayler
>>7905686
I don't get you.
I'm literally "generic citizen".
I have no features which would distinguish me from most other people.
It doesn't upset me either. I don't like the thought of being "known". It's part of the reason that I won't trip on here, even though I've been posting since the days when people were moving over from /cd/.
I did it once, and I stopped after a couple of weeks. It wasn't fun.
>>7905717
I have 6GiB of images from 4chan alone.
They are sorted vaguely into folders.
>>7905717
give them names like "yuri cuddle on bed.png", so you can search for them~
>>7905728
one by one though??? aaaaaaaaaa
>>7905723
fairly
irrational yes
unsympathetic definitely not
there's also other men involved, I didn't want to pile all of the political discourse onto a single dichotomy between two characters so the sympathy for the father comes more from the emotional aspects and the rational side is presented more by one of the other characters
i want a gf pls
>>7905728
>Yuri
A G P
>>7905730
train a neural network to categorize anime
can i have a communism trip too
>>7905732
i've given up on the thought of having a gf.
>>7905735
A G P
G
P
>>7905737
how is that agp
>>7905732
what about platonic gf
>>7905734
how idk any ai math
>>7905738
A G P! ! ! ! !
>>7905717
that's like the point where you stop caring about organizing your images.
>>7905709
my bud char
my lil pocket char
>>7905732
*consumes lauren whole*
>>7905750
vore is weird
>>7905730
Do it with the new pictures you download :3
Or this >>7905734
>>7905735
I'm found this ones, I'm sure RIni would be okay with giving you on of them~
!cOMMUniSmk
!COMMunISm6
!ComMUnIsMU
!coMmuNISm.
!cOmMuNISTM
!coMmUnIsMk
!COmMUNIST.
!SOCiALIST6
!sOcIAlIstk
!sOCiALiSmA
!SOCiALISTQ
!SociALiStM
!soCiAlIsms
!SOCiALIST6
!socIaLiSmI
!sOCialIsM6
!LeninMarxQ
!mARXLENiNo
!LEnInMaRXI
!lEninMaRxI
!LeNINMaRx.
!lenINmarX.
>>7905741
I head google photos is pretty good at that (at least real pics, idk about animu), but then they will associate you with dank 4chan memes.
>>7905751
wtf don't kinkshame
>>7905747
You're over-thinking it.
To me, they're both just girls with ear floofs and tails.
>>7905751
>tfw imagining lauren inside nim
>>7905731
I meant that he would seem rational in the context of his naive worldview. Political commentary will be interpreted regardless of your intentions, so don't be afraid to examine something from a necessary angle, but I understand you wanting this to be intended as a character study in a largely unexplored area.
>>7905732
I want to headpat Amy
>>7905758
The hell even is this LOL
>>7905757
HUGE GIRL BONER
>>7905755
but canines and felines are completely different
idk I'm tired
>>7905746
I mean that's literally all drake has been known to do since he started posting here is attacking people and making them cry and acting sweet to others until he randomly decides to attack them too, but okay.
Please do not actually eat Lauren.
r8 my voice :^)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XrUDErBNTG
>>7905767
This is hot
>>7905767
but why :(
I'm dying for cum. Jesus once i got a taste of cock i want more like some dick sucking vampire
Ahhhhhhhhhhh why did you leave me????????
>tfw being eaten
:(
>>7905769
quieter please you're too loud :^)
>>7905772
Feminine benis is here for u
>>7905773
>tfw eating lauren
:)
do vore fetishists like russian nesting dolls
>>7905767
Gwen
get on hrt
>>7905774
wtf it's not that quiet reee
>>7905779
no ill be careful so she doesn't die
New hrt pills
>>7905781
yummi lauren
>>7905786
Who
>>7905789
youre my girl
>>7905789
yeah
now get on hrt
if i can be a girl then so can you >:(
>>7905789
What makes you think that?
>>7905794
big floof
>>7905789
>I don't deserve to be a girl.
neither do most cis girls
EVERYONE PLEASE POST YOUR FEMININE PENIS
>>7905759
do you wanna read it then?
>>7905797
no :(
>>7905797
8---D
>>7905800
please
http://www.cracked.com/personal-experiences-2412-when-you-suddenly-discover-that-your-husband-transgender.html
ARRRRGGGGHHHHHH ARRRRRRGHHHH ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGHGHHHHHHHH
what's the name for that feeling of writhing embarrassment and projected disgust you feel when you read or see anything about trans people? is it just me? I feel massive sympathy for all involved in this article but at the same time NOOOOOO NOOOOO ARRRRRRGHGHGHGHGHGGHGH
>>7905797
>///<
>>7905806
I would kiss that t b h
>>7905797
add me on fetlife, I posted a juicy post-hitachi pic just the other night
>>7905804
that picture of their hands is fucking dysphoria
>>7905802
no you'll save it :(
>>7905808
can you kiss my lips instead
>>7905815
he's a fluffer
I wanna turn angie into a Simpson
>>7905819
meanie
>>7905809
post it pls
>>7905821
how can we ever compete with skull-lets
>>7905810
>>7905804
>what's the name for that feeling of writhing embarrassment and projected disgust
internalized transphobia
>>7905816
mommy
>>7905830
Moo~
>>7905831
mommy milk
>>7905829
>internalized transphobia
That stuff's fun
>>7905833
I've eaten lots of easter candy so its probs chocolate milk
>>7905815
I'm sad
Which trips have big boobs?
>>7905839
ur mom
>>7905838
Why not?
>>7905829
oh there's actually a word for it huh
how do i stop feeling this
>>7905839
me
(if by big boobs you mean little boobers)
Tell kayla to stop being cute, its getting hard to hate her
>>7905832
at least when you know what it is you can fight it
>>7905834
it does kinda suck yeah
>>7905838
>>7905845
i guess you think about the feeling and where it comes from a lot and try to do/feel things that go against that feeling
or like
visit a therapist i guess?
>>7905839
Make sure to ask them how they stopped getting cone tits please
Angie is a disgusting pig faced monster.
EVERYONE POST BOOBS
>>7905845
being three years into transition and getting into social justice without necessarily becoming an sjw is what worked for me, now I just get normal old dysphoria
>>7905821
Why me?
>>7905842
1. it's a worksafe board
2. do I really want swami, titchbits or whoever to get a hold of my nudes?
3. I may not be the most employable person there is or the best at filtering what I say/put online but not having my nudes publicly available is still better than having my nudes publicly available
>>7905850
how do i fight it
>>7905859
by reading the post you responded to uwu
>>7905858
Stop being so autism and post your penis
Nothing is going to happen
>>7905850
I dunno if it's transphobia for me as much as it is me not liking other people
>>7905850
>tfw NHS mental health services are now so underfunded they literally cannot offer therapy anymore and you have to be rich otherwise you're fucked
Which trips are nazbol?
fucking neoliberalism
>>7905864
but it feels bad ;-;
today is gonna be a bad day im already dysphoric im already lonely im already depressed im so tired of this
>>7905872
U just need a good dickin
>>7905872
one day we will find happyness
btw what was this british trans woman called who had a blog column and was always very explicit about sex?
>>7905866
perhaps, i don't really know what you're feeling and for who so idk if i can help you with that :/
>>7905867
yes yes we know
>>7905871
yeah, blame society/your mother for that feeling. Untangling internalized bullshittery isn't easy and sometimes isn't possible.
It's important if you want a better life though
https://www.change.org/p/a-court-justice-for-a-young-trans-girl-that-has-been-taken-from-her-mum-forced-to-live-as-a-boy
>all these petitions about weed and stuff getting millions of signatures and this one has been between the 8000-10,000 mark for four months
fucking moderates
Is Kayla or Cyba still here?
Have you have any blood tests after your orchi? What are your test levels like? How much test do your adrenal glands still make?
>>7905879
Would a feminine penis suffice
>>7905879
hopefully we will find happyness before.
i need new slippers to wear around the house because of tmi reasons so dont ask
but like
i was thinking maybe uggs cause their thing is being comfy
are these good orrrrrrrrr
>>7905876
idk a lot of other transpeople are rly cringey and embarrassing or just kinda bad in general
idk
>>7905885
tfw you're rly cringey and embarrassing and just kinda bad in general
>tfw everyone hates me
I didnt even say anything and people are complaining about me
I really should just kill myself
>>7905885
i mean yeah a lot probably are. I generally think this is because they themselves probably carry a lot of baggage and self-hate
if you think about it these people are just normal people other than being trans, there's no reason why they wouldn't just be.
Usually i try to have sympathy even to people that i probably don't want to be with.
>>7905643
Chaser here, what advice can you give me to get a
a gf(boy)?
>>7905891
i dont know its like
you get the bearded "trans expert" from NBC
and im just kinda like
im fucking done with these people
just
like
you know that comic where its like the gay dude who's wondering how to make people think lgbt people are normal
and then it cuts to a pride parade
its kinda like that
can't believe i almost bought makeup instead of suicide supplies, i really wanted to feel hope.
>>7905895
Thanks for reminding me to look at makeup
>>7905892
Stop calling her a boy for a start
>>7905898
glad i could be of service.
why does my brow have to be so big
it looks like a cancer on my face
>>7905878
Based on knowledge from friends and a quick google it varies from 5 to 40, usually in the middle somewhere
>>7905899
I don't call them that when talking to them, its just a nicer term than shemale. I was just being specific of what I want. I don't mind known for dating one either. What else can you tell me?
>>7905878
5 to 40 ng/mL I mean
I don't know about free testosterone sorry
>>7905894
yeah but like, i'm talking about real people mostly. Not the media, the media really doesn't care about portraying us appropriately.
Like the bearded girl isn't wrong per se but she's just wayyyyy ahead of her time. Trans women are women and we are women before we finish laser treatment.
Accepting the bearded lady is extremely hard/impossible for most of us but you could argue that since it requires so much on the rest of the world that she should have made the amount of effort that is considered acceptable by society today
if you know what i mean
>>7905815
I approve of these edits
>>7905916
>sir
wtf
>>7905910
Reminds me of the guy on /int/ who always used to photoshop the mouths out of pictures of women whenever they were posted. Creeped me out a tiny bit.
so nim likes anal vore huh
>>7905894
>>7905927
>>7905918
Estrogen has robbed me of my only power
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmIvs8U-zCI
>>7905929
don't shame jacob
she's /ourgirl/
>>7905927
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>7905909
for me its just kinda like
why want to be a girl
and feel you are a girl
but not put the effort in
why give up half way through, grow your beard and bodyhair out, and proclaim yourself a feminist or something and be a total clown
just
be normal
be a girl?
a normal girl like the rest of the world?
>>7905936
NO
>>7905930
ill give you a hugg
that'll give you your power back
>>7905931
have you had sex yet?
please kill me iw ant this to end
>>7905948
everything will be okay :)
>>7905946
same
>>7905939
well "normalness" is kind of a meme anyway.
I think the statement she's making is technically correct, it's just too far ahead of the times and the general consciousness. Hating her is kinda projecting your own internalized transphobia on the one hand, on the other i don't think there are many people in this generation that can untangle soo much shit inside of them. I kinda feel grossed out too, but understand logically what she's doing, so i just take the middle ground and keep my negative feelings to myself, knowing i'll probably never completely get rid of them.
>>7905944
it's actually really creepy when you ask this
>>7905946
Only if you let me cook you your last meal too.
>>7905955
Sertii you're being reasonable and I don't like that
>>7905961
I'm really glad you think so
>>7905956
can i have a soft pretzel
>>7905969
You can have anything you want except more sadness.
>>7905927
>I've definitely struggled with mental health thought my life
You don't say?
>>7905971
More sadness is the only thing on the tranny menu.
>>7905971
this sounds like a nice plan
can u also hold me while i die
snuggin a maeve
>>7905975
Not at my restaurant. Asking for sadness will just get you twice the amount of happiness instead.
>>7905938
don't be mean to jacob
she speaks for us trans people
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJ3K_oS6ZmU
>>7905967
Now if you'll excuse me I need to find my MAGA hat and rant about religions that aren't my own
wtf orange juice has so much sugar in it i drink like 1-2 cups of this stuff a day
>>7905982
PLIS NO
DELET
>>7905985
its basically pure sugar
not healthy at all
>>7905978
No I am going to squeeze the bad thoughts out of you
>>7905984
dude fuck come on now you ruined it
>>7905933
Ok... I'm gonna save the rest of my lifetime.
>>7905973
as much as I laugh at jacob...we're basically the same person :(
I have less insane views on the world and don't go around mixing facial hair and makeup, but thats pretty much the only differences :(
>>7905980
kill a maeve
>>7905982
>>7905986
Stop being such a bigot lad. Being Welsh is no excuse.
>>7905992
ALEX JONES SAID THE FROGS ARE TURNING GAY
WE NEED TO STOP THE LIBS
>>7905998
W H Y
H
Y
>>7905985
well yeah, i mean, even just regular fruit in general has a fair bit of sugar in it (and orange juice, even without the added sugar, is made from tons of squished oranges)
>>7905998
pre-hrt I never found crossdressing men attractive like I do now
..but makeup + facial hair + extreme male body hair = NO
>>7905989
my water filter from amazon was supposed to get here yesterday but the shipment got sent to the wrong place!
now i gotta wait like three extra days >:(
>>7905999
revolution TODAY tbqdesu
>>7905955
I have mixed feelings about unpassable, bearded, man-voiced trannies being in the limelight.
On one hand it makes us look bad, but on the other, if the public thinks all trans women are hons then it should make it easier for the rest of us to pass.
>>7905999
he was actually completely correct on that
its a fertilizer that causes the male frogs to become female frogs
had a really bad effect on their population desu
>>7906006
People that are unlike myself make me uncomfortable because they're new to me and WE NEED TO STOP THEM
>>7905996
And that difference is more than enough.
>>7906001
Cuz it's funny. Trannies re like life's comedy relief characters.
>>7906004
That is all true but it's so funny.
>>7906008
where do i get this fertilizer for myself
>>7905985
drink low sugar stuff
it's gross at first but you get used to it
>>7906007
>if the public thinks all trans women are hons then it should make it easier for the rest of us to pass.
hmmm I hadn't thought about it that way before
>>7906008
>its a fertilizer that causes the male frogs to become female frogs
Oh so it's the deregulation done by his side of the aisle and not a conspiracy for lgbt supremacy.
WHO WOULDA THUNK
>>7906009
ok i like these posts but i need to go do my butt exercises and shower and shit so i'll just drop by and say that all bourgies need to die
>put hair up
lil girly
>let hair down
ugly dude with long hair
Which trips are for impregnating?
Who do I fertilize?
>>7906006
yes
Last one. The dude is starting to creep me out.
>>7906012
like what
im just gonna switch to water
>>7906018
mii
>>7906018
h-hi
>>7906006
>mfw leftists disarm themselves and then try to start a revolution
backwards, just like their politics
>>7906018
yes
>>7906029
lmao
>>7906020
just get electro
why wouldn't you get electro ;-;
why wouldn't you work on your voice ;-;
why would you want to get looked at and stick out like a sore thumb ;-;
>>7906031
No not really I'm just making some cheap jokes you dense fuck
>>7906010
>90%+ of population is straight
>guys why do you assume everyone is straight??
>>7906031
>they're actually fertile too
>they can become pregnant, but they only give birth to females
but what about all the remaining male frogs
do they all have like 5 or 6 qt frog gfs each?
>another day of sitting around just pressing F5 with no games to play or anything to do
>>7906033
>just get electro
...start by freaking shaving!!
they say they're nonbinbary, the facial hair is definitely intentional
Is taking out a loan for ffs viable?
>>7906038
hmm probably!
if there aren't enough males
its a tranbian's paradise
>>7906042
that's not how the world works though :(
people aren't gonna see you as nonbinary they're just gonna see you as a guy with lip and eyeliner on!
>>7906044
angie did it
and that worked out great for her
>>7906033
>why wouldn't you get electro ;-;
>why wouldn't you work on your voice ;-;
Because that person is clearly not willing to go through even a little bit of inconvenience in order to be more passable as a woman.
>>7906029
who disarmed themselves?
>>7906046
ugh I know...I hate that stuff so much
like obviously you're making everyone uncomfortable
its one thing to not be able to afford electro, or that your beard slowly becomes visible throughout the day...but to just not even bother shaving, but still put on makeup...idk I don't get it
especially then to want to use the women's restroom
they're just ruining it for the rest of us I feel like
>>7905927
This is why we aren't taking serious
cant i just take some pill that kills me painlessly
Nothing worse than bearded men in makeup on YT.
>>7906060
No.
>>7906041
>tfw having alot of games but no one to play them with
>>7906060
no, your body wants to be alive even if you don't.
it'll fight you by making the thought of killing yourself be terrifying and pain worse. It'll give you nightmares and stuff.
maeve is not allowed to kill herself
>>7906040
What is a bukkake bunker I am scared
>>7906061
delete this picture of me
I just want my bf to like me again ;_;
Why are chasers such promiscuous fuck bags?
>>7906068
didn't you almost die from xanax and alcohol? what did that feel like?
>>7906061
i think /pol/, the alt-right and Alex Jones and his gang of idiots are actually 100x more disgusting and literally worse than bearded men in dresses eating poo.
>>7906073
stop calling him your bf!!
Cringe @ this thread
>>7906073
>Why are chasers such promiscuous fuck bags?
They aren't, you just had a bad experience with one. I've known many chasers in my time, and the vast majority of them have been kind, caring, considerate people, who gravitate towards long-lasting, monogamous relationships.
>>7906066
>open up steam
>lots of games
>man this sucks there's nothing to play
>unemployed so now i can do whatever i want
>this sucks i have nothing to do
>working car living in a major city
>just get another part time job instead
>complain about going to work
I hate being an adult
>>7906081
some girls get addicted to fucking dogs because it fulfills their hormonal need to get impregnated without actually having to have a baby
>>7906084
you could be an uber driver
>>7906082
Wow, these chasers sound really amazing, where do I find one? :3
>>7906088
Doing something similar, doing deliveried for Amazon Flex. $18 an hour and only work 4 hours at a time. Untaxed. Pretty alright.
I don't need to talk to anyone either so once I'm going girlmode I can just zone out and do what I need to do.
>>7906087
Drake is in luck then
>>7906066
> tfw having people to play with but don't want to because shit voice makes me dysphoric
>>7906087
That's disgusting
>>7906071
well its nothing to be scared of
the agents take you about 300 feet underground to a facility specifically made for milking QT's of their QT lewd noises
You'll be brought to a hallway and choose from available rooms with varying men inside, ranging from smaller weaker men of various ethnic backgrounds to the most burly and savage, muscled men of various ethnic backgrounds (these pose a security risk so we have guards with tranquilizers on stand by in the room). Once inside you will be chained and tied on your knees with your mouth open. If you keep your mouth closed we will force a funnel into it.
These men will ejaculate into your mouth and you will be fed semen on a daily basis for at the LEAST 12 hours a day. Some men may release their semen inside of your other orifices but the objective is to meet the quota of 2 gallons of semen per hour being swallowed by you.
Any questions?
>>7906073
We have space in the Bukkake Bunker.
>>7906088
>working for uber
you'd have fewer rights and earn more money working for someone down in rapture
>>7906074
I died. i had anemia and was in a crowded bar and I just collapsed.
it felt cold and sort of your mind is confused and i thought of myself in my house and then with my ex and people where asking me why and i just said why what. i just told them i was just tired and needed to lie down. and then it all faded to black.
i was woken up by the jolt of an emt trying adrenaline on me and someone slapping me on my face.
>>7906093
that sounds comfy as fuck
>>7906096
yeah but it's also kind of hot in a fucked up sort of way
>>7906092
Occasionally, a passing chaser might be found lurking these threads (idle curiosity on their part, as they attempt to broaden their mind by learning about trans issues). As a transgender girl who comes here regularly, I see them every now and then. They usually give pretty informative opinions on a range of topics being discussed in the thread.
>>7906110
would you recommend dating one?
they seem to sometimes have a bad reputation among trans girls
looking through speigels before and afters
why does he only operate on hons.
who is good with jaw/chin reduction?
>>7906101
sounds appealing
>>7906106
SHAVE
DO IT NOW
>>7906116
the hard part is you can't do it on purpose.
>>7906115
>who is good with jaw/chin reduction?
My fist, BLAM, hahahaha gotcha
>>7906103
Yeah, it is comfy. Since I get to go to areas near shooting ranges I just plink a bit after a shift.
Flexible hours, usually range from like 9 AM - 1 PM or 12 PM - 4 PM or something.
Don't need to talk to anyone or look at anyone, just drive around, leave packages at doors, move on.
I enjoy it, wish I could get more shifts or work more hours though.
>>7906114
I do, I even get professional help but I make next to no progress.
I just want to cry.
>>7906114
I'm sorry I should have been more considerate, we can make it around 3 gallons, and I should mention it isn't always the same men, we have tens of thousands of men living in the facility and roaming the open green.
They're like cows but milked for their semen instead.
And it would be 2 gallons being swallowed, the extra might just be if they feel like going into your other holes.
>>7906106
delete this
>>7906128
Mr. Griffin please.
>>7906117
its 2017 nim
don't be a bigot
>>7906114
o, btw, wing-san, what did you think of my clyp post for your request?
>>7906124
the anemia? oh .~.
>>7906115
ive read that spiegel has pretty bad bedside manner
deschamp-braly seems to have gotten pretty good reviews from what ive seen
>>7906082
this is some good chaser b8
>>7906113
>would you recommend dating one?
I would only recommend dating a chaser if you're a transgirl who's looking for a serious, long-term, romantically and sexually fulfilling, monogamous relationship with someone who loves you.
The data speaks for itself anyway. All the cutest, most passing transgender girls have high opinions of chasers. The remainder descend into the debaucheries of transbianism or an asexual lifestyle that leaves them feeling hollow and dead inside.
>>7906136
anemia and hitting your head and being in a low oxygen place.
why are you all so upset some guy is crossdressing
>>7906084
>this sucks i have nothing to do
I'm not bored I just can't play games on my own anymore alot. many singleplayer games only have replay value with someone else.
but being an adult still sucks tho
>>7906139
this troll lmao
>>7906131
Well the best help in the world doesn't mean much if they can't click with you or teach you right. You can't just teach someone skill, they need technique as well, and sometimes technique you can only find yourself, or, through the right person. Maybe try talking (heh, sorry) to Zheanna?
>>7906132
Men aren't cows okay you sexist pig
>>7906135
Made me laugh, basically describes half the people here.
>>7906146
>many singleplayer games only have replay value with someone else.
buy new ones then, doy
>>7906084
Play games with me
>>7906148
hey girlo don't get sassy with me I'm just the messenger
so bukkake bunker or what?
>>7906137
too bad hes so cool he doesnt post his results online. its that cali smugness i guess.
aaah the worst is when the before pic has them all sad...and the after..theyre on the verge of tears..and ffs didnt work like they imaged.. thats so scary.
>>7906128
not a bad idea
>>7906145
yeah i can do whatever i want
>>7906145
>that beard
looks nonbinary
most cd's want to pass
>>7906158
beard clocks you as a guy though, that's the opposite of what an NB would want.
>>7906155
ye :(
but if you go to a consult you'll see pictures
i guess since you're already gonna be paying a lot for ffs then a flight to san francisco shouldn't be too expensive
>>7906148
I'll try 10 more sessions with my speech therapist. I feel like I just got a very bad base to begin with. I barely have a range, so I think I need to built that first.
I thought about asking Zheanna. I'll definitely try some sessions with her if I don't make progress soon.
new trip bois
>>7906159
Yeah its bukkake bunker or semen dungeon.
The dungeon is similar but instead of bukkake you have about twice the amount of men thrown into a pit with a naked you chained down at the center, holes gaped, some of them will brawl but no fear they're trained to just try and impregnate you
So the worst that can happen is your internal organs are so filled with semen you start to cry.
>>7906163
i always thought nb were genderqueer mix of male and female
>>7906165
thats p dumb desu. like..i have to spend $400 just for a consultation..and who knows if ill pick him.
>>7906173
nonbinary people don't want to be seen as either male or female
should put this in the op text desu
this is the best ffs gallery. a slider that shows before and after. really easy to see changes.
http://facialteam.eu/facial-feminization-surgery-before-after/
>>7906148
so you checked out blue heaven?
agp af, i know.
i'm not really a fan of erodoujin, so my "favorite" doesn't really say much.
it's been quite a long time since i've enjoyed porn.
literature is really good, but only if it uses decent structure & writing techniques, otherwise, it's crap.
& i'm sorry to say that erodoujin has crap writing virtually all the time
>>7906163
he (they?) identifies as nonbinary
thus beard + makeup
>>7906177
Nonbinary is just an umbrella term
Non-binary gender (see also genderqueer) describes any gender identity which does not fit the male and female binary. Those with non-binary genders can feel that they:
Have an androgynous (both masculine and feminine) gender identity, such as androgyne.
Have an identity between male and female, such as intergender.
Have a neutral or unrecognized gender identity, such as agender, neutrois, or most xenogenders.
Have multiple gender identities, such as bigender or pangender.
Have a gender identity which varies over time, known as genderfluid.
Have a weak or partial connection to a gender identity, known as demigender.
Are intersex and identify as intersex, know as amalgagender
Have a culturally specific gender identity which exists only within their or their ancestor's culture.
mornin
>>7906178
I like this
but I still feel like I look more manly than any of the cute ones did at the start :(
>>7906183
what do you call a guy who presents and passes as a girl?
>>7906188
Idk, just make some shit up like everyone does.
>>7906168
Nice :>
>>7906178
i like this
but i dont have money
so
>>7906179
No sex drive so I have no desire or interest in seeking out lewdness
Phone posting so I lost my trip
>>7906185
Fertilize.
>>7906183
I don't get how non binary people are trans, like how do they experience dysphoria?
>>7906197
>have no desire to fap for like 4 days
>sudden strong desire to fap
>fap
>rinse and repeat
This is on Cypro with like 20 T too.
>>7906115
I thought you had no money? Or did you start escorting?
>>7906203
mine tend to come in bunches too
its the strangest thing
>>7905772
>Ahhhhhhhhhhh why did you leave me????????
60% because you didn't really regard my texts seriously on new year's when I said I was NOT looking for ANYTHING serious, and if you were; you shouldn't waste your time with me.
10% because you would lie about me on mtfg saying that I punched doors because shit you said, or I wanted you to top me, or I didn't want you to get SRS.
30% because you are CRAAAAAAAZZZZZYYYYYYYY AF and genuinely a terrible person.
>>7906199
Idk. I feel like most of this stuff was made up by people who got shit on for not 100% aligning with their sex so they made up new genders to justify themselves.
>>7906203
blegh i cant even get hard
i ordered a dildo so we'll see if that helps
>>7906187
thats just the bdd
>>7906193
iktf
>>7906182
ty robin. behold the power of superior ffs capabilities
>>7906205
i have like 10k in the bank. i probably wont get it for another few years and i can take out a loan. im just researching
>tfw no anon wants to fertilize you
I've failed
Detransing
>>7906194
i'm really happy that some people really enjoyed my voice.
i think i'm gonna use an account on vidme when i talk about stuff. just like on clyp, i guess that way people can find my bullshit antics & opinions. i should write a script for my 1st video
>>7906214
I had FFS with bart. If you want an unbiased before after leave some contact info and I can send it.
>>7906214
Bdd doesn't exist in transgender people, beep
>>7906215
There is someone for everyone...
Except kayla, fuck that cray ho
>know I have bdd
>knowing this doesn't make a difference
>can't stop seeing different tings in the mirror every time I look
>hate every minute detail about my face and body
>don't know what to do
>this is just my life
>>7906202
I want to feed Cindy something.
>>7906215
God damn this fishing is getting annoying
>>7906215
fertilize uwu
>>7906214
Pic on the left looks like Robin mixed with Neptune
>>7906208
o shit
>>7906230
Pizza?
I didn't stay in bed until 5pm today so at least I accomplished that
>>7905829
>tfw think about how much I avoid trans stuff because I feel a form of second-hand embarrassment
hmm
that's probably the reason
>>7906215
you'll find a qt husband one day
>>7906203
I get that sometimes
Like I'll go 2 weeks without it then my urge to do it is really strong for a few days
>>7906215
Haven't seen a pic. I've seen others.
>>7906231
We all need attention and validation some times
>>7906168
>bois
;~;
>>7906222
are you overall happy with it?
is the stuff about bone growing back true?
>>7906237
No.
This first. Pizza later. Hint, you don't really chew it.
>>7906241
Yeah but you seem to need it all the time
>>7906241
hey grace, i have a corsair case too
what do you think this means for us?
>>7906248
>you don't really chew it
Ice cream?
That typically comes AFTER pizza, silly billy
>>7906249
Yes.
I'm insecure.
;_;
>>7906248
Chocolate milk?
>>7906248
>you don't really chew it.
don't tell me what I do to the dicks in my mouth
>>7906168
Cool
get it?
>>7906255
So am I but like jesus christ get your shit together
I am planning on having a huge pizza dinner tonight, and I won't be sharing any of it with Cindy.
>>7906262
yeee
>>7906265
>>7906265
but i get some right
>>7906208
Is this really her ex, or just a shitposter shitposting?
>>7906273
>mocking a 10 year old
disgusting
>>7906240
>>7906246
I am happy with it but there are some minor things that went wrong and annoy me.
A surgery as big as this is prone to complications but I got these red bumps in my nose which reduce airflow and make it difficult to breath at all when I have a cold which annoys me and I wasn't told about before.
I didn't notice any bone regrowth.
The care in the 2pass clinic is really good and overall it has improved my life A LOT.
>>7906261
I'll add you later. Have to go soon.
>>7906278
lauren would you vote for alex jones for president
>>7906278
all's fair in love and war, lauren
>>7906283
>no more government spying
>everyone left alone to live their life how they want
I would
Why does breath of the wild suck?
>>7906218
Yeah, your voice is really good. Makes me wonder how long you had to train to get there. Everyone's ideal goal is to sound like Zheanna but that took her years and I only started last week.
You should do more recordings of stuff that isn't entirely silly.
>>7906289
cuz zelda doesn't have a dong
>>7906289
Because nintendo lol
>>7906288
>alex jones isn't in a war
i was talking about love
is there a good guide that says what measurements I should be aiming for? all of the sites I've seen seem to have very different numbers
>>7906268
Dry cookies?
>>7906290
i think zheanna said she's been working on her voice for like 8 months i think
she just had the benefit of being a trained musician so she already knew the vocal stuff
>>7906283
>tfw he would take the chemicals out of the water
no
>>7906295
that lil kitter needs his claws trimmed!
>>7906282
>A surgery as big as this is prone to complications
this scares me a lot :(
I'm still going to probably have it done at some point when I have the money but I really am scared for something to go wrong, or for me to hate some of the results (like angie)
>>7906300
please don't declaw your animals, that's animal cruelty
>>7906282
what stuff did you have done
how much was it
>>7906208
KAYLA GOT DUMPED BY HER CHASER AHAHAHA
>>7906302
She said trimmed not declawed. Trimming cat claws is necessary.
>>7906302
i said trimmed wtf
>>7906302
very true
you can get little cute colored caps to put on their nails so they aren't razor-sharp, but they can still climb and stuff
>>7906301
Angie is a retard that went to a super cheap surgeon if I am not mistaken.
If there are any complications they most likely will fix them and most if it is very minor stuff.
Bart photoshops your face before the surgery so you can see how the results will be (well, not exactly but you get a good idea)
>>7906303
20k€ nose, chin + jaw, forehead
i really hate drag queens desu
>>7906305
>Trimming cat claws is necessary.
Eh, it's not necessary, unless you have a cat that rarely leaves the house.
>>7906295
White tea, Cindy. White tea. It is typically clear and bitter but when brewed properly, delicious, serving to refresh ones self and promote good health.
first thing my dad did when he woke up was apologize for what he said.
he said he is proud to have me as his daughter, loves and accepts me, and he actually used my name 100% of our conversation.
yay
>>7906315
>tfw just a drag queen on hormones :(
>>7906317
Cum isn't bitter it is salty okay
>>7906314
oooo that's what i want
well that and a trach shave
how bad was your brow ridge? i don't really have one but i heard that getting the small bit that you have removed can make your face look a lot more feminine
my jaw and chin are what bother me the most though, it's like the top of my face is kind of feminine and the bottom of my face is masculine :(
it'd be nice to have a smol nose too :3
>>7906321
aww that's great zheanna!
i wish i had parents like that
>>7906321
Told you. :>
Glad you're feeling better. Everything's gonna be alright
>>7906321
why would you take a picture of two of your eyes separately, instead of just one shot of both eyes?
>>7906330
kiss your snoot tbf
>>7906314
Hold on, you said I went to a super cheap surgeon yet your surgery bill was a hell of a lot cheaper than mine.
>>7906327
maybe you do nimmi!!
you need to tell her and find out
>>7906321
Good job for being wrong at thinking I was this anon.
thanks mtfg for teaching me something important.
I learned a valuable lesson because of this place.
While I was gone I took a step back and looked very carefully at my life, and realized that this place is toxic to me, specifically because of some of the people here that are strictly below me as people. Im better than some people here, and that helped me realize that I need to get away from them.
Drakeposter, thanks for driving me to borderline suicidal tendencies and helping me leave for a while.
You being a genuinely shitty habitual liar managed to make my mind snap, and learn what in life it is that I really want.
I now have a kind of job, and life has improved in theory.
I guess I owe it to you for being such a shitty person, so thanks for being you man, this couldn't have happened without you.
To the people I like, here is my discord, since I've lost my old one, I will accept your request if I like you.
ネズミ#2441
>talking to customer about the toppings they want on their sandwich
>"I don't want the peppers as hot as you are, though."
>freaking out on the inside but just pretending I didn't hear it but blushing hard
>>7906324
Oh I forgot the trachea, I got that too
> how bad was your brow ridge
noticable
>my jaw and chin are what bother me the most though
was my biggest problem and totally gone now
>>7906335
cheap in the sense of he sucks
or your base face was so bad that there was nothing else he could do with it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>7906214
I NEED IT SO FUCKING BAD
WHY DID I HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING POOR
>>7906343
KAYOOOOOT
>>7906343
That's adorable, did he say anything else?
>>7906327
:3
hopefully someday your parents will accept you.
>>7906329
>>7906331
thank you! yea! We gonna be alright: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-48u_uWMHY
>>7906330
aww, please kiss my snoot.
>>7906332
Because I don't own a cellphone and my ipad camera is really difficult to get a picture of both eyes with.
>>7906341
>>7906341
Thanks. I was a little confused why you would shit talk at me since I literally have nothing against you or anyone. Drake suggested it was you due to jaw autism.
Guess I shouldn't take his advice huh. :)))
>>7906278
everyone is open to criticism
if someone is being dumb then theyre being dumb
but some peoples criticisms are stupid, usually cause they dont understand or are just dumb
>>7906344
Ok well please tell me what was wrong
I like to hear you opinion on the matter
I wasn't expecting to come out to be some 10/10 model.
>>7906347
>WHY DID I HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING POOR
you have the power to change this you know
its not like its a completely random thing you have no control over
>>7906357
Getting out of poverty can be incredibly difficult without some amazing stroke if luck. It's a vicious circle.
>>7906359
I like your edits
>>7906342
>pecifically because of some of the people here that are strictly below me as people
i wish i were strictly below you, ehehe
i'm glad you didn't kill yourself though - you seemed like you were going increasingly crazy, then just snapped and disappeared for ages, and i was a little worried you might have bought the farm
>>7906344
awww this makes me jelly :(
i still got HRT to do some work so it might turn out better but i think ill end up needing it desu
i guess my adam's apple is probably the most obvious "male" feature i have when i think about it
it like sticks out all gross
if i could only afford one surgery it'd probably be that one first
>>7906342
You have learned nothing if you are sitting high and mighty looking down on people.
You are no better than anyone else.
>>7906351
It's fine and you really shouldn't listen to drake.
>when she says your skin's gotten a lot better
>>7906351
>Because I don't own a cellphone
oh, you're one of THOSE
>>7906342
>this whole post
wew
>>7906358
>Perfect
Far from Beep.
>>7906363
Nice meme.
The psych ward stay was rough though, still can't believe people were worried enough to call the police to my house.
Ty
>>7906367
Im talking about a select few, such as Drakeposter.
Mostly specifically him. Hes just a piece of shit.
Anyways, im out.
Later. Or not.
>>7906361
Thank you, Anon :3
>>7906362
Ferret tongues are pure too D:
Ferrets are the most innocent creatures on this world along with otters :O
>>7906363
Hi lewdanon~ :3
>>7906344
what made you choose bart over another surgeon/clinic? was thinking about either him or facialteam
>ffs can never fix your male skull
:(
>>7906357
>things white middle class americans say
you realise the average income for a white british household is £23,000 as opposed to $51,000 (£41,000) in america, right? and that's with two adults working fulltime, not a physically disabled tranny living alone
>>7906370
>Those
I have no clue what you are talking about. I haven't had a cell phone for 5 years and I've saved ~4,800. I have no real reason for not having a phone. I'm not protesting anything if that's what you assume.
>Assuming things about me based on one thing
Oh you're one of THOSE
>>7906368
Roger that, babe. I don't think your face is busted btw I just thought it was something mean I could say that would hurt you in the way anon tried to hurt me.
>>7905769
OMG!!!!!! Quiet but damn WHAT AN IMPROVEMENT. Now I see what Eva was talking about.
Babe keep practicing you are seriously getting there!@!!
>>7906380
>ffs will never fix your soul
>>7906380
>tfw large temple-bones
fucking RIP ;-;
>>7906380
>ffs will never make me less of a shitty person
>tfw people in the Kageshi room asked if me and Anna were twins
>>7906290
i've never actually spent any time training.
i was never called girly, carol, pumpkin, or faggot for no reason.
for a couple of my friends in high school, i was kind of "like a unicorn", or perhaps somebody tease about all that
>>7906389
can't that be shaved down or something?
I was more talking about the top of my head forever being male :(
>>7906182
I used to post under sass, but she's dead.
>>7906396
wtf smol shoulders :(
>>7906373
>Hi lewdanon~ :3
HOW DID YOU KNOW IT WAS ME?
>>7906380
no but it can fuck it up pretty well and thats better than nothing
>>7906384
aww thanks that's encouraging
ill certainly keep at it whenever i have the opportunity too
>>7906384
>assuming that i'm one of those people who assume things about people just because i assumed you were one of those people based on one thing
typical, you people always do that
>>7906343
oh my god that's adorable
>>7906403
true
>>7906384
Don't worry about it girl
>>7906391
>going on kegeshi
>>7906397
If my forehead could be fixed, I'm sure yours can be fixed
I want to cuddle like kittys
>>7906403
hey beep, can you give me the rundown on what ffs costs are with each doc?
I just payed off my debt and want to know what i should be saving
>>7906396
You are going to be pretty. Fuck.
>>7906414
you're not ready for the rundown
>>7906414
are you gonna get DD implants
>>7906399
@ the time, i thought they were really wide.
did i mention that older brother is bi?
i blame my mother's genetics for all of this.
it's funny how she wonders what she did to deserve 2 faggots out of 3 boys
>>7906415
that picture was taken long before istarted transitioning.
3 or 4 years ago.
i think maybe a year or 2 after i graduated
>>7906414
i really dont know enough desu. im just looking at surgeons results and considering what i need and where i can go. ctrl f my name for a couple links of what ive been looking at. sor :( maybe we can work together on this though
>>7906422
well, you've certainly got it made :)
>>7906422
that sounds better than being the only fag in your family :(
>>7906413
*cudd*
>>7906425
Oh, wow. May I see a recent picture?
the switch costs $500??
why would I pay that much for a console that doesn't even have any games
>>7906416
It was one of the few things I'm glad. Everything else is either ok or meh
>>7906433
i think this is the most recent picture i have of myself
>>7906440
tfw hrt made you so light-sensitive that you can only take pictures in the dark
>>7906440
Are you sure there is a person in that imagine? All I see is green and darkness.
>>7906410
Anna apparently does it a lot and it seemed quite fun >-<
gwen is my budd
You mean buddi.
will getting my skin nice and clear make me look more feminine
pls say yes
i mean buddi
>>7906451
I take it stew and brew is still there?
she meant buddi
>>7906457
My skins gotten a lot clearer since I started transitioning and i think it makes it look way more feminine
>>7906459
No idea sorry
>tfw always depressed on rest days
>have to do cardio everyday or else cypro depression catches me
>>7906464
my skin has gotten thinner which as made it clearer but has also revealed my hyperpigmentation
and my large pores are gross too :(
i have some stuff on the way that should help it but it won't all be here until like the 20th ;-;
>>7906466
tfw useless :/
>>7906440
>dat ayy vibe
>>7906471
Ahhh I know I have big pores too :c
I was thinking of trying out some toner, that helps with that right?
>>7906472
you're not useless, beeps
you'd make an excellent doorstop
>>7906477
im the best doorstop
>>7906410
Why didn't you go on Botched?
>>7906472
>useless
i didn't event hint at that dork! >:(
i'm just lazy ;-;
will suck d 4 bf
>>7906480
What is defined as botched?
I'm askin for criticism on what people see wrong and yet no one can make any claims.
So I just assume people are baiting and I'm taking it.
someone pls buy this game for me
>>7906476
i think it might help cover them up? im not sure, that's like makeup right?
ive heard that this stuff can really help with large pores:
https://www.amazon.com/Stri-dex-Pads-Maximum-Strength-Pack/dp/B004WP0S74/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&qid=1489340022&sr=8-1&keywords=stridex+pads&th=1&linkCode=ll1&tag=gmtftgmm-20&linkId=729d2c9d1a3808fba155c9d1f982d077
it's a chemical exfoliant with bha that's supposed to make your pores smaller over time
it says for daily use but id probably use it less if you have sensitive skin like mine
someone told about clay masks too and how they can help with skin sensitivity and large pores so i also got this:
https://www.amazon.com/Aztec-Secret-Indian-Healing-Cleansing/dp/B0014P8L9W/ref=as_li_ss_tl?s=beauty&ie=UTF8&qid=1489340133&sr=1-1&keywords=aztec+secret+indian+healing+clay&th=1&linkCode=ll1&tag=gmtftgmm-20&linkId=5d40eb2cb470632c08e2fe12070ecbbc
you're supposed to put it on like once a week and take it off before it completely dries so it doesn't make your skin a desert
and apparently mixing it 1:1 with this stuff helps make the mask better for your skin:
https://www.amazon.com/Bragg-Organic-Apple-Cider-Vinegar/dp/B01EW16TCK/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&qid=1489340276&sr=8-2&keywords=braggs+apple+cider+vinegar&th=1&linkCode=ll1&tag=gmtftgmm-20&linkId=a090fd835df3e1095635fd1b31b5b500
and that's all i got for large pores right now lol
>>7906490
aren't the new paper mario games supposed to be awful
>>7906490
I'm amazed at how an entire video game electronics company has managed to survive with just one fucking character.
>>7906497
*papers ur mario*
what's a good exercise that hits the hamstrings without it requiring your hands to lift a barbell?
>>7906497
it didn't get the best reviews
I liked the one for wii though!
idk I just loved it so much as a kid on n64 and the art style is really fun and cute
>>7906493
My jaw still has some issues but that is mainly due to fat loss which I saw a doctor about and it's normal but I disagree
>>7906495
you should link to your blog, dork.
>>7906509
yeah dude just do cardio that'll surely promote hypertrohpy xdddd
>>7906503
stupid doctors
just a bunch of nerds, what do they know
>>7906508
no :(
what if I don't ever pass, what if it just doesn't come
what do I do with my life then
>>7906516
be a femboy until you can get ffs
>>7906515
it's like you hate me now! ;-;
>>7906513
kill yourself
>>7906516
the ol noosey noosey
>>7906519
no i don't i just can't post it ;-;
>tfw your nose knows
anyone else nose this feel
>>7906523
you gotta post it nim
otherwise you hate sass
>>7906448
>>7906521
you absolute fucking mongoloid you have no idea how much time professional bikers spend in the gym doing heavy squats with a barbell god fucking kill yourself why do i even bother asking this shit here
>>7906527
you can hate sass, she's dead and free from the pain of life.
>>7906532
>tfw no girls clothes at all
also np ^^
i can probably recommend some more stuff if you have any more skin problems you worry about
>>7906531
wew
biking definitely works out your quads though
to do squats you don't really need to lift the barbell, just set it up high on the rack and balance it on the back of your neck
Should I even bother trying with my barrel chest and shoulders?
>>7906532
that apple cider vinegar is also good for dandruff if that's a problem you have too
>>7906531
>>7906531
>>7906546
sertii is like..
sorta like...
maybe like..
kinda...
maybe..
like..
my buddi?????
>>7906549
uwu
>>7906541
yeah dude that's why i wasn't asking about an exercise that hits the quads but about an exercise that hits the hamstrings. A replacement for deadlifts.
also if you try to squat any good amount of weight on the back of your neck and not above your delts you fucked up.
>>7906531
>>7906547
>>7906501
leg curls?
>>7906531
You're a fucking idiot you dumb euroshit
>"hurrdurr all cycling is high rep low resistance!"
What is going up a fucking hill?
>>7906549
sertii is the bee's knees
>>7906559
>What is going up a fucking hill?
sertii lives in the netherlands
>>7906554
yeah its definitely above your deltoids, I just remember feeling most of the pressure on my neck
I guess "base" of the neck would have maybe been a better way to put it
I always hated that, it was so uncomfortable :(
>>7906539
If it's not a bother would you have any recommendations on a good cleanser?, cause I dunno really what would work for me, I'm just using some generic stuff my mom picked up rn
According to this thing Maeve linked me I think I have a "combination skin profile"
http://m.gardenofwisdom.com/profiles.html
>>7906568
did u see the bordiga meem
>>7906569
oh yeah if you don't do OHPs and pull-ups the weight becomes too much eventually :/
i guess that's why they call it a pussy-pad:p
Hows everyone today?
>>7906566
explains her neanderthal looks and lack of braincells.
>>7906574
no sorry i was a little upset i saw it now it was good
>>7906579
slightly less sad then usual
how are you?
>>7906549
hugg
>>7906571
im using the cerave foaming cleanser right now:
https://www.amazon.com/CeraVe-Foaming-Facial-Cleanser-Ounce/dp/B003YMJJSK/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&qid=1489341662&sr=8-1&keywords=cerave+foaming+facial+cleanser&th=1&linkCode=ll1&tag=gmtftgmm-20&linkId=b2b2f287254b1cfa333cbe43dcd36129
it's supposedly for normal to oily skin so it might work well for you
i got reports that the hydrating cleanser might cause breakouts for some people
but the foaming cleanser might cause clogged pores in others lol
it's one of those things that you have to try and find out for yourself
here's the hydrating cleanser:
https://www.amazon.com/CeraVe-Hydrating-Cleanser-12-Ounce/dp/B000YJ2SKM/ref=as_li_ss_tl?s=beauty&ie=UTF8&qid=1489341636&sr=1-1&keywords=cerave+hydrating+cleanser&th=1&linkCode=ll1&tag=gmtftgmm-20&linkId=872e37228d496a919c394883d2bea40a
>>7906590
are you just copying this stuff from other people's reviews on amazon??
as per usual
>>7906568
you want to work out your hamstrings without lifting or doing leg curls, but you still want to involve a barbell in the exercise?
sertii, you are being VERY difficult right now
>>7906597
i actually researched this stuff!
im not an entire fraud :3
>>7906448
>>7906529
come on, i've been showing you my recent photos
>>7906593
>>7906593
>>7906593
Nyah
>>7906602
you look really good desu
I mean I'd say just go longer on the hair and you're golden, but that's none of my business.
>>7906600
i'm sorry i know :(
i guess i should look into straps, maybe if I use those i can deadlift without my elbow tendom being hit too much
>>7906509
No,
but I don't like to have fullness to my face
I now look like a slightly faggier guy with slightly longer hair after 5 months of hrt
yay
>>7906602
I dieeeeed, sorry! I think you'd be a lot cuter if you grew out your hair.
>>7906619
grow facial hair to hide it
or become obese maybe
>>7906639
>facial hair
Disgusting
>gain weight
Hard to gain weight
I showed this to a doctor and he said it was normal because I had jaw surgery so the skin is adjusting to the new width of the jaw