Return of the Neko Editions Edition
• Informed consent providers https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
• Makeup for beginners: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels: http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels: http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
• Nyaa~~
Old: >>7898846
nim thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFAnj0QWdhU
>tfw hrt broke your dick
Why aren't you bord-pilled yet /mtfg/?
>>7900296 #
:/
>>7900303 #
Of course I'm competing with cis girls, I look too girly for gay guys or straight girls, and I don't look trans enough to attract chasers irl.
I just pass well enough for people to think I said Shirley when I actually said Charley.
>>7900336
>and I don't look trans enough to attract chasers irl.
or you're just unattractive
>>7900344
>t. Chaser
Have you accepted Slaanesh yet, /mtfg/?
>>7900347
No, you seem to think chasers should be attracted to you due to the simple fact that you're a tranny, but the truth of the matter is that people have standards, even chasers, and you clearly don't meet them because you're genuinely unattractive.
>>7900340
>Sick gains brah
she's a big guy
>>7900340
my muscles won't go away ;-;
No bullying okay
im so ffukcing high
also the disordered eating is back because i let myself get too fat again reeeee
now WHO WANTS WO READ MY SCREENPLAY???///
>>7900290
I used to have night terrors as a kid where I'd look into the centre of a black hole of sorts and see the entirety of existwence and non-existence at once there in the middle
fucked me right up
>>7900367
cat cup
>>7900363
omg, I forgot you're on here all day because you don't have to go to school on the weekends!
>>7900361
I genuinely think you're just trying to hurt my feelings, and that you should fuck off or turn your trip on.
>>7900376
Hugboxxing is dangerous, and so is being narcissistic.
>>7900322
Penises don't like estrogen. Who knew?
>tfw long-haired boy with boobs, a semi-broken dick and the urge to "crossdress" in public.
>>7900379
Ok mouth, are we really going to play this game again?
>>7900366
right? same. if i flex my arms are still huge. my skins gotten nice but muscle is almost all there still. pls die
>>7900384
You're a smol little girl! >:(
ahh testorone is hell ;-;
>>7900375
that is true desu
I just remember you saying you'd think it was ok for you to box a woman with similar boxing experience as yourself (as in not a trained fighter), so its kinda funny when you post pictures like that
>>7900367
have you paid your bullying protection fees?
>tranny before and after picture
>before picture was taken in a club or in a restaurant surrounded by family and friends, everyone smiling
>after picture is a selfie in the bathroom
>"I feel so much better now"
explain
is THAT is dysphoria, then what the fuck is my existence
smol ferret
>>7900380
>Penises don't like estrogen. Who knew?
ikr :(
>tfw long-haired boy with boobs, a semi-broken dick and the urge to "crossdress" in public
this is essentially me :(
>>7900380
me minus the boobs
broken dick isn't hormone related, my endocrine system is perfectly functional
i need to repent. i made fun of this girl at work yesterday bc shes always passively treating me like shit and i never do anything about it. after i insulted her i had to walk outside bc i felt so bad i went to their level and tried not to cry. i hate being mean lmao..i guess its something i have to do now as a girl..
also im going to try to provoke the cook that harasses me daily so i can pepper spray him and get away with it.
>>7900366
How long have you been on hrt?
>>7900395
when you are ahulking hon nobody wants to be with you
source: my life
>>7900424
>inadequate sleep.
>Environmental pollutants such as exhaust fumes, pesticides, paint fumes, heavy metals, plastics, unfiltered drinking water, smoking, and estrogens found in water bottles and makeup.
>A lack of Vitamin D from staying in the office too long and not getting out in the sun. Yes, this is how you can still be Vitamin D deficient in Southern California. Vitamin D is a potent modulator of the endocrine system, especially with the sex hormones.
>Stress
So more sleep, Vitamin D?
>irl friend says i'm looking pretty
>t-thanks
STOP HUGBOXING ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>7900394
j-just don't bully
Nth for Cindy being annoying
>tfw 2 hours unpaid overtime
I don't believe in filtering anyone but can we vote to ban Pleb until she stops being a retard
>>7900431
bdd
d
d
>>7900444
Same with Cindy please.
>>7900435
iktf
I dunno what I did wrong
ban anons, ban trips and ban canadians
>>7900451
you're fine
honestly much better than many other trips here
>>7900451
You post WAY too much
>>7900431
bee dee dee
>>7900461
But I dont even post that much
I'm just here a lot
>>7900461
Her post count is already almost 3000 and she's a fairly new trip
>>7900431
>nobody wants to be with you
not nice to call your bf "nobody" :(
every day I wish I had a bf :(
>>7900467
I've been here since october
>>7900456
nut why
>>7900468
>i just don't see what other ppl see idk
that's the bdd
>>7900468
pleb is cute
>>7900468
>nobody wants to be with you
way to call your boyfriend who unconditionally loves you for all your faults 'nobody'
im sure your boyfriend adores that his troubled girlfriend that he loves and thinks the world of thinks of him back as NOTHING
im not gonna mock you or call you mean names but get a reality check
>>7900488
>ban two anonposters and save two nice trips
deal
>>7900490
Hi cindy
is it possible for a tranny to achieve enlightenment?
>>7900479
Pleb looks like jack black
>>7900484
I do kinda find that funny desu
you and fay both churn out rape stories like you're writing erotic fiction
>>7900497
is enlightenment a spook
>>7900495
not her, but you can try I guess
>>7900495
I don't go anon
>>7900501
Okay Cindy.
>>7900497
<3 that picture
CNT will never die
>>7900497
such transcendent enlightenment is beyond our understanding
>>7900504
aint me lad.
>>7900497
the only way to for a tranny to achieve enlightenment is to first accept you are and will always be a man
Who man's man's man here?
>>7900497
no, trannys are fixated on the physical aspect of their bodies and thus are creatures of lower consciousnessever being able to transcend Thiphereth qnd thus forever unable to ascend to Kether
https://youtu.be/P0eVTeQi06c
>>7900469
>>7900483
idkkkk he confuses me because i have no self esteem and kinda don't see a reason to have any desu, but like idk like i just use hyperbole a alot to align with the narrative i've woven as truth in my head desu.
idk i need more stims
>>7900476
bleghghghghgh
maybe it is. i don't like to call it bdd cause i'm sure most ppl have it a lot worse than me and i don't wanna trivialize a srs condition with my petty problems
>>7900479
t-thanks
>>7900518
so say you have mild/moderate bdd
you're really pretty and I hope you can see that some day
>>7900518
damn I wanna buy drugs like you do :(
I'm too scared to use the darknet like that though
and I have no self-control so its probably better not to or I'd be completely consumed :(
>>7900513
ultra male in the houzzzzz
>>7900521
What if I told you that bdd is a meme?
>>7900497
No it's not possible for a tranny to reach enlightenment. In order to be enlightened, one must cast away all desires.
By definition trannys have an insatiable desire to be the opposite sex.
>>7900528
It seems to be a condition widely accepted by doctors
>>7900442
Leave 2 hours earlier tomorrow then.
>>7900499
ugh, don't you have some MRA meet up to get to to wave your fedoras in the air like u just don't care?
>tfw your mom almost opens your box with your leftover spiro in it
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM YOUR HARPIE REEEEEEEEEE
>>7900422
don't do that desu
>>7900513
Nope.
>>7900538
I've heard stims + opiates is a great combo
>>7900544
tranquila niña, no pasa nada. esto es un mamey
For those of you with siblings, how did they respond to you coming out?
And how have they been treating you since?
>>7900548
i knowwwwwwwwwwww it's the fucking best
>>7900549
why do you keep talking to me in spanish ;-;
>tfw get constant urge to get away from everyone and try to drive or travel far away from where I am
>tfw urge is overwhelming me right now
I've driven multiple (3-5) hours occasionally (more so when I was even more depressed) because I just wanted to be alone
That's not weird is it?
>>7900550
>hint at younger sister about trans feelings
>the next day she starts showing videos of MtF srs to my mom
h-haha that was cool...
>>7900553
no >:c
>>7900553
omg pleb! stop doing this!
>>7900541
I kinda feel bad for you if you think your retorts are clever
Okay
Okay
>>7900526
Uhh am I allowed to post here?
honestly i should just kill myself
>>7900572
but who will make the dope beats?
>>7900568
A-at least it guessed I was 14?
>>7900513
>70% feminine
>all look alikes are still guys
W-what are you trying to tell me pictriev
>>7900572
that program is legit shit
just take another photo with different lighting/angle and you'll probably get 98% female
>>7900565
tell me anon, what else do you feel bad about?
would u
>>7900571
>0 jahre alt
MODS
>>7900577
>hamid karzai
kek
Pictriev is dumb
im not even a tranny, the fuck
>>7900582
>alt-right
Into the trash it goes
>>7900584
I know lel
These programs are pretty wonky
>>7900586
Might as well start hrt anon
>>7900585
i get 70 masc on pictriev, and this bothered me, but i pass irl, so w/e
>>7900587
trust me ambi, my face is masc as fugg
I can dream, but reality don't like dreams
>>7900582
lol
fuckno
>>7900586
its time to cut your balls off desu
For the anon that wanted OC:
https://vid.me/YTf7
https://vid.me/uycz
https://vid.me/0gA5
https://vid.me/s8dR
https://vid.me/BXSi
https://vid.me/OhXU
https://vid.me/DAlM
https://vid.me/BF1i
>"Possible delay in delivery due to arrival at incorrect carrier facility"
so who's the asshole that sent my package to seminole instead of clearwater
i was looking forward to my water filter today
>>7900595
I mean it's not like I like my dick, but I'm not going to chop it off
>>7900574
who cares :\
>>7900578
maybe
>>7900579
this program is busted
>>7900570
yeah but pepper spraying him might just make him even more angry and he might come at you :/
>>7900596
>no videos of bean prostituting himself
low energy, you have to go back.
>>7900601
the only consistent thing i get on that program is that it thinks im 24
it never once says im 20 ;-;
>>7900602
idc anymore desu. im just waiting for my opportunity
>>7900607
don't do something dumb and dangerous like that beep...
>>7900571
it ok, we literally have repressing MRA/pol/ beta faggots harrassing us all day, so I don't see why you couldn't post.
>>7900572
you smile w/long hair, you get 100 female, you frown and comb back your hair and you get like 98% male and you look like a black serial rapist
I don't want to get out of bed
There's no point to anything
>>7900607
Provoking someone into attacking you will get you a trip to court, worse if they look at your ISP and find proof you premeditated it.
>>7900577
>sylvester stallone
Thats cool as shit though
t. ftm
>>7900614
I would be ok with alessia cosby buying me a funny tasting drink
>>7900607
get your concealed carry license
then next time he says something mean flash the holster on your hip and wink at him
at the very least he'll think you're kind of a badass
>>7900555
because you a beaner light. :)
>>7900514
>fixated on the physical aspect of their bodies
Sounds like you only know trash trannies. I started with the Greeks and tried to explain my existence metaphysically since childhood.
(I'm an insane person now who feels like the person I am is different from the person I was, as though me [male] traded places with me [me] in order to go die off in the dreamscape of my own mind while I finally got to exist for the first time; don't do drugs, kids)
>>7900627
lmao! lewd AF. how are u bby?
>>7900631
no im not!!
>>7900636
then illegally get a gun and flash it
even MORE badass desu
>>7900556
iktf I don't have a car tho.
>>7900636
Take it up with management, not the police.
>>7900642
i literally have dozens of times
its restaurant culture to not give a shit and let the cooks do whatever they please
>>7900638
yeah i'm pretty good desu
chronic lazyness still present tho
but I'm getting less lazy
might even start eating cereal some day
hows u bbcaeks?
>>7900646
Find a new job!
>>7900646
maybe try to kiss him when no one is around
they can't troll you if you dress up like a girl and kiss them
Will anyone smash my shoulders with a hammer while I'm high on ketamine for $300?
>>7900653
will that make them smaller though?
>>7900650
>find a new job because someone else is being a jackass
no, stick up for yourself and stay
>>7900653
Your shoulders don't even look that bad in the pictures I've seen. Just learn to live with it.
kitty
>>7900653
300? sure, where you at?
>>7900655
If the higher ups won't help then it'll just get worse and keep escalating.
>>7900605
You want me to upload my next fuck?
It's the weekend so a lot of people are horny and hooking up
https://vid.me/LRg2
>that feel when no gf to swim with in my pool and then cuddle later
y liv
>>7900669
hi its me ur gf
fun fun fun
>>7900657
Kitty's are good
>>7900673
did you kissu anna
>>7900668
go for it my dude
>>7900668
beanyboyXnim
new trip ship <3
>>7900682
>>7900533
A lot of doctors are wrong
>>7900671
its definitely not legal to spit on someone
and if you're going to get harassed anywhere you work, it sounds like its something you're going to have to learn to deal with one way or another
maybe something you can work from home or work totally by yourself
>>7900684
beanboyXcindy?
>>7900653
Same
>>7900641
I used to do it at almost every opportunity I hit when I worked
Every weekend I'd get away just to think
>>7900668
>tfw amateur beany porn
>>7900697
How about beanboy x 9mm
Kittys are generally better than people
>>7900678
not just kissing
we also watched a bunch of movies uwu
>>7900637
>Sounds like you only know trash trannies.
uhh. this is what makes us trans, anon. our spirit(mind)/body is not aligned. this has nothing to do with your manichaean assessment.
>i started with the greeks
if that is true, i present to you:
know thyself
>>7900671
Do you live in a really conservative area?
>>7900657
omg this is my kitten merlin i saw him today he's soo cuuute he's my baby!
>>7900714
I do and it sucks a lot
>>7900714
kkk capital, maryland. youre going to tell me to move. how tf can anyone do that when a studio apartment costs $900 a month. i also pay bills and enjoy eating.
>>7900725
Well it sucks for me because I moved to the south in hopes some red neck would kill me
what a nice day
>>7900668
one pair of legs, owed to beanboy
>>7900697
Cindy is to be wed already delet this.
>>7900731
thicc
>>7900727
Southerners are actually usually pretty nice and judge people based on personality and work ethic rather than skin color or orientation.
I've had more people try to kill me for being trans in southern California and New York than in Texas.
>>7900731
nice legs babe ;)
Kek
>>7900741
No one attacks me and I don't get it.
I'm an obvious tranny.
>>7900731
No I want to see the back
>>7900743
See, dumb program
>>7900712
>trans people are too fixated on physical aspect of body
>"what makes us trans is the schism of mind and body"
pick one nrd
ok someone on kageshi just asked if Anna was sitting next to an ftm
heck
>>7900731
Quiero ponerte esos pies de aretes ;)
>>7900707
It's a good thing I'm a kitty, whew.
>>7900743
Wow it's finally accurate!
so my mom found my sperm bank documents
>>7900748
post post-recovery revision pic
>>7900748
Maybe because they don't see skin deep and also because you might shoot back.
>>7900743
>>7900751
>>7900761
Pictriev is weird cause I just ran that same picture and got this
>>7900751
Nah it's spot on for it kek
>>7900762
...the first domino has fallen
>>7900765
Elanna is just ugly desu
>>7900752
>>7900766
I know you're just here to try to hurt people for no reason but if we're not counting ash I'd say Elanna is the best passing prettiest girl here
>>7900743
Link to that program?
>>7900762
tell ur shit mom to stop going through ur stuff
>>7900768
i said it was given to me in my health class i long time ago..
>>7900752
thas good, not the loan part but glad you're ok bb
also procrastination is the best course of action
things just work themselves out yknow :3
>>7900770
false, the program is trash
let me get my phone out real quick
>>7900775
ive literally been yelling at my mom to get out of my room for the past three hours
>>7900781
deleted already
wew I'll just assume you look fine
>>7900784
I really don't
I got those weird sunken back cheeks still
https://unsee.
cc/tapozegi/
Do you think if i wandered around the shitty part of town at night someone would beat me up
I kinda hope so, I really want to and hope someone beats my brains in
I need my therapist again but I won't tell him about any of my urges so it'll be pointless and I'll still feel the same
rip
>>7900762
Uh oh
Why is she going through your stuff?
>>7900783
did she find any tranny stuff?
>>7900784
it's apegie dude
>>7900783
no offence but your mum sound mean
>>7900786
Ok something is wrong with unsee
Try this https://m.imgur.com/PD7HGer
>>7900786
deleted again
quit playing me angie
>>7900798
you look like a teenage girl
>>7900781
We're all gonna make it.
>>7900787
Walk around drunk and high.
The dangerous part of town in the Watts part of the Blue line.
Go walking around where the Green line meets with the Blue.
You'll find what ur looking for
>>7900798
are you saying you look like a man? bc no
i look like a man
i just stung in the back by one of these vry cowardly fucks ama
>>7900790
What the fuck are you talking about??
I'm down to do dumb shit on moving trains but I don't know how to film it without dying.
Or if I do it's not gonna be good cuz I'll need to focus to like.
Not die.
>>7900807
i wanna get ffs with deschamp-braly but he's so expensive
all ffs seems expensive
>>7900774
jesus christ you're ugly
>>7900811
did you kill it
>>7900798
Mason verger /10
>>7900809
good call ripping the labels off
>>7900790
Ughhhhhh you know what I want to see tease
play dumb ok
>>7900817
yeah
i did it so even if she found them she wouldn't know what they are
i could just bullshit and say they were probably old vitamins we bought in bulk or something idk
>>7900815
the guy who got it off my back for me did
>>7900753
hmmmm maybe my translation is good. let's see if you understand it this way:
the physical aspect refers to our body not matching our mind, and our fixation is our insistence on trying to right that mismatch.
>>7900758
this sounds very lewd and very violent. 10/10 would be interested.
>>7900762
5 dias para que mama vea que eres un:
P A T O
>>7900771
oh, it wasn't a bean.
>>7900778
lmao, i have to do it now if I don't want to pay a penalty. ;-;
>>7900824
but that's not honorable
>>7900803
I'm not in LA senpai
I'm in Atlanta which has equally as shitty parts
I can take MARTA to Oakland City or drive to EAV and probably get results
Or just walk 15 minutes to the homeless shelter since people get jumped there at night all the time
>>7900809
That's fucked up
At least you took the labels off the Spiro
>>7900811
Jesus Christ nature is fucking scary
>>7900825
im not a queer ;-;
>>7900829
how'd you afford yours
>>7900833
Saving money and loan
>>7900823
if she was really dedicated she could look at the pill and google the description
there are tons of websites that identify pills
>>7900825
yeah probably best
i usually wind up regretting being lazy
tell me to stop being lasy pls
>>7900837
she's not tech-savvy enough to do that
she might look up my sperm bank though
>>7900829
i think you need to stop worrying about your appearance so much, you don't look like a man
again, I look like a man. call me when you've got permanent mustache shadow
Ugh this Nim and her mom drama is getting old fast, just fucking tell her. Grow up and deal with life like the rest of us or stop fucking whining about it.
>>7900837
Spironolactone as a testosterone suppressant is an off-label use, all google would tell her is that it's for high blood pressure and getting rid of water.
>>7900836
where'd you go
seems like money like that could put you into debt pretty quickly
>>7900814
I am quite aware that I am a hideous monster anon.
Thinking of shaving it all off wdyt?
>>7900812
>:( "caltrans district 7 office building", dork.
I don't want u to die
Hi
>>7900755
>i missed it again
>>7900847
im sorry i dont want to live in a household where ill be constantly berated for wanting to be trans
ive just gotta wait it out for 6 months, i can do that
>>7900849
Zukowski and then Rapheal for revision
>>7900859
oh i haven't heard of those
just spiegal and deschamp and that facial team guy
>>7900858
Then bite your fucking tongue for 6 months because we aren't your personal /adv/ thread.
>>7900755
but this time we're not alone in a room
>>7900854
That makes one of us
When you gonna let me hit it chula
>>7900856
https://www.kageshi.
com/rooms/arcanine
>>7900755
one guy asked me if i was a ftm a month ago
i just look like a short nerdy guy idgi
>>7900872
You do it every single thread, you're like a broken record. Do you realize how annoying you are?
>>7900886
then just filter me lol
>>7900892
Will do, just like the many others who have. Bye man.
>>7900855
cyba
>>7900886
I wonder if someone being an aggressive bully could be more annoying than nim talking about being trans and her life in a thread where people talk about being trans and their lifes
>>7900898
>like the many others who have
i guess i wouldn't know would i lol
sorry i triggered your autism
can someone post outfit suggestions for a rock show tonight? i live near a couple thrift stores/vintage shops but shopping is hard for me and i want to have an idea before i go
i'm definitely going to this show tonight but i have nothing to wear...
>>7900896
Quite.
Are you planning on getting the whole SRS later?
>>7900879
enana, te odio
>>7900872
What are you even doing here transgirl this is a place for transgirls you silly transgirl
lmao, the latest of my dad's concise witticisms being that "ISIS got one thing right", and it's what they do to people like me apparently
>"MY WORST REGRET IS BUYING YOU A LAPTOP WHEN YOU WERE 12"
>"actually I learnt about trans stuff from high school, not the internet"
>"BOOKS AND LEARNING NEED TO BE DESTROYED, THEY'RE THE WORST THINGS TO HAPPEN TO THIS SOCIETY"
unironically, word-for-word what he said
ok, I got to go do adult non neet stuff. bye thread
>>7900907
are you playing or assisting?
>>7900886
you're being a cunt
Red pill me on "ash"
Is she actually nice or is it just an act
https://www.kageshi.
com/rooms/reeeee9k
>>7900909
I want a vagina but the surgery scares me too much
and I'm very afraid that if I have it done I'll just be an ugly, infertile woman and no man would ever want me :(
>>7900907
Skinny jeans black or if you can get them with some glitter thread (inhave them but they're super expensive so probably black)
Smokey eye
Wrist cuffs/leather bracelet no jewelry that can get snagged
Long tunicy tshirt with no sleeves
Chucks
>>7900926
You should do the surgery for yourself, not for what other people want.
>>7900917
i'm friends with the band, sort of
i'm just attending bc I want to have a life and i do enjoy their music. i just don't want to go in the one pair of jeans I own that fit and a plain tshirt
jean jackets seemed "in", I figure tights and a cute dress, some sort of jacket and hat.. i don't own cute boots but maybe i can find some chunky boots to go with it?
here anon that saked for my nyc accendt yesterday
i hate my voice and now you know wwhy
>tfw allergies
https://clyp.it/vmz31ore
t. pleb cause yo i don't wan't my trip on this
>>7900921
she's nice
>>7900922
THANKS FOR THE BAN
>>7900896
Yes. Still in a bit of pain but even knowing they aren't there anymore is relieving.
>>7900897
P. good. I don't have to take Spironolactone anymore, which is nice.
>>7900899
Birdy
>>7900909
How long did it take you too heal completely?
>>7900916
Lol. Tell him that Iran is only #2 to Thailand for SRS.
>>7900937
I didn't get any surgeries yet.
t. poorfag
>>7900937
Cyba
>>7900927
<3 thanks faye
>>7900927
Is it punk?
If it's punk save ur money wear any dirty rags you think look cool and buy drugs instead
>>7900942
birdy
>>7900921
Ash is one of the nicest happiest people I've ever met, talking with her is like knowing you just met a good friend
>>7900921
She's very nice
>>7900933
might as well claim the post fuck it, now ppl will know why i say my voice is terrible and shit tbqhwy
>>7900933
wtf, i thought you were going to have a much stronger accent than that - i thought it was gonna be all like:
>AHM WAOWKING HE-YA
>DEM DUMB REDSAHCKS AIN'T IN THE LEAGUE NO MO'A
also, you sound a little bit like you're about to cry
>>7900947
like i'd take advice from an ugly fag like you
did I say punk? it's good ol' rock n roll, these guys shred w/ the best
>>7900930
I can kinda see that, but at the same time then I'll just be competing with cis women for men...and thats not gonna go well for me :( I just don't want to be alone forever
many times though I do lay in bed and think of how great it would be to have one
>>7900955
You should take a better recording when you're feeling better. I can't really tell if there's an accent since it sounds like your throat and sinuses are stuffed up.
Did you do voice training?
>>7900961
Snob hop off my nutsack get a life loser
FEED YOUR TESTICLES TO THE VOLCANO DEMON
>>7900948
ᶜʸᵇᵃ
>castrate yourself
>marry a black man
>raise his children
the ultimate form of cucking yourself?
>>7900846
Then how come I feel like one and still see one?
>>7900977
idk iktf too.
>>7900855
wow beauty
>>7900970
will god still let me into heaven if I do this?
Happening
>>7900975
It's the American dream desu
>>7900932
lol, faye just gave u kickass advise, so i guess me saying anything is beside the point
>>7900988
are you paying or are they
>>7900946
<3 <3 <3
tfw ur a piece of shit bc ur not happy all the time
>>7900998
Bdd isn't a thing if there is a problem.
Being pignosed is a problem hence no bdd
>>7900988
why are you selling sex for 30$ lol
>>7901013
lmfao
you never know with beanboy
>>7900969
>hahaha, that's the funny thing, i'm always about to cry lol
;_;
i like your voice though, despite the disappointment of it sounding so accent-neutral
>>7901013
he has no money for food and refuses to get on snap or whatever
>>7900972
Will 4chan ever get emoji?
>>7900982
Tku:-)
>>7900983
Yes
>>7900975
Why on earth would I do that?
>>7901008
Iktf. Once you get out of it you'll seem like a new person
>>7901013
Why is beanboy even selling sex
can someone upload the El tranno picture?
>>7901010
it's really not tho
your nose is cute and feminine, mine is big and has hard angles and you can see a lot of pores
all i know about my bdd is my pictures look a lot better when I see them 6 months later.. if i look in the mirror/at a recent picture i just see a horrifying man (although with therapy i occasionally see a cute person)
also I feel so fucking fat if i eat anything
>>7901013
>>7901020
the question isn't why, it's how
>>7901025
Please don't make me cry
tfw you realize you're casually researching suicide methods
bean how much for you to come up to NY and cuddle for a night
>>7901039
pleb no, you have a bf
>>7901009
>>7900991
post more kitties
>>7901031
I'm doing alright. The chasers had a field day yesterday, I figured out that the primary person harassing me is birdy's sister, and I'm resolving the issues with my parents.
>>7901033
I'm sorry ;_;
I'll try to be less mean
>>7901037
Bad girl. Go outside.
>>7901037
<3 you can make it babe
>>7901037
I like this one http://lostallhope.com/suicide-methods/hanging/drop-hanging
>>7901037
*HUGS*
tfw researched it often...
tfw one's knowledge knows of many more methods.
>>7901046
oh hey I linked that a while back
glad to see you held onto it
>>7901020
>Why on earth would I do that?
besides just being a fruitcake, whenever I think a black guy is hot I am reminded of how much I've failed /pol/ and hitler :(
>>7901038
well then why are you doing it? i'm not trying to make you feel bad about it or anything, i mean if you have no other choice then ok
i just don't think you should be doing it for pennies. you should be making more for what you're doing.
and um i've been very very well. working on myself a lot.
>>7901041
birdy has a sister? what'd the chasers do?
>>7901050
It's good information, thank you
>>7901037
How much are suicide kits anyway
A-asking for a friend
>>7901055
Can you really just buy a kit?
>>7901052
Oi I hear that.
I'm learning the ropes I guess.
Its seems too easy to make like 30$ for a quick 10 min fuck
>>7901055
Depends on how painlessly and quick you want to go. You can do it for free technically.
>>7901060
I mean quick and painless
Though slow and painful sounds interesting
>>7901046
;_;
>>7901052
yeah. She used the trip "a mouth" a while back, and was in a skype group with me for a while.
The chasers were basically just fighting with eachother nonstop. Really annoying shit.
>>7901054
>>7901055
>>7901057
>>7901060
please don't actually kill yourself.
>>7901037
seek sunlight ya pinhead
>>7901064
Even though I want to kill myself my mom won't let me, it's not worth trying again
maybe I need to be a better role model.
>>7901055
i don't know, i think you'd have to
i was looking up lethal methods that are the most painless and they said that a shotgun to the head was the best option
that's scary..
>>7901063
A shotgun aimed to the brainstem is instantaneous unconsciousness, death a minute or so later. Shotguns can be found for $180.
I have a few shotguns but it won't be my preferred method.
>>7901058
well i mean if you wanna do that then no judgment! you just seem unhappy with it so that's why i'm saying.
if you're selling your body or your image you may as well make a lot of money doing it, right?
>>7901064
LMAO YOU MEAN MOUTHY? that's not birdy's sister! nothing new with the chasers tho i see.
oh i know what's going on, i upped my cypro dose again
yeah this isn't going well
>>7901074
Just buy some shit-tier 9mm hi-point
>>7901075
ye mouthy is april and she's mah bud on discord :3
>>7901077
I think I should lower my cypro
>>7901078
Killing yourself with a 9mm is a bad idea. The destructive difference between a 12g slug or 12g buckshot at point blank range is unmeasurable compared to a 9x19mm cartridge.
You'll die if you're lucky, you'll be a vegetable if you're not.
>>7901075
I'm kinda desperate for the money and this is only temporary anyway
>>7901075
wait what?
ok, regardless, she's a total brat, going anon and calling me ugly every time she sees me.
then when I call her out, she just peaces and makes it so fucking obvious that it's her lol
>>7901020
>That pic
People nowadays have forgotten to hide their powerlevel, so many social retards around today, what happens when you get too comfortable within online groups.
>>7901082
same :3
>>7901097
Wew
I get nervous when they offer me 200$ and always fuck it up
>>7901097
because I hate birdy and quid, and she's friends with both of them
I can't tell if /mtfg/ is a positive or negative influence on my mental health but I can't stay away from it long enough to know
Without it I'd have no real connection to people on a daily basis and would probably be more depressed
>>7901074
Good to know
>>7901104
lil emi :3
>>7901110
what do you sound like plebby
>>7901106
Are you seriously going gay for so little?
>>7901109
lol same
thinking about suicide is a really pointless use of time when you think about it though, you could be doing literally ANYTHING else and it would be more productive
>>7901094
I guess sorry for using the word pignosed
retroussé is a better word. I think it's Gravity's Rainbow that has a whole bit about an early plastic surgeon and all the young women paying to get retrousse noses...
how do i find men?
>>7901106
it's ok, when someone offers you more money you should just try to put in 120% effort
and remember that your standards are of the utmost priority, never sell yourself short
>>7901125
Search for them.
>>7901126
he's done it for $15 before lmaoo
>>7901120
lil shaky, but speak up!
mine isn't much better
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tuOeg2P5mS
Wait, I'm so fucking confused.
People are paying BeanBoy to fuck them?
>>7901130
bretty gud desu
reminds me a bit of elanna's voice
>>7901130
I think this sounds okay. For some reason it sounds like you're talking from your head but the pitch is somewhere around 'gay dude'. Have you used an app or program to see where you are?
>>7901118
It's not like I can magically force myself to stop thinking about suicide
None of my coping mechanisms are keeping it away. I'd rather not try other mechanisms that are more dangerous but nothing is working
>>7901125
pay beanboy $30
>>7901132
yup
he makes money being a prostitute on grindr
>>7901133
i get that a lot, people have said my boyvoice sounds like elanna's boyvoice too
im not sure how i feel about that
>>7901130
Nim! Why you no give me recordings but always post them here. ;`[
resonance is slightly improving. Pitch stability better in the beginning but wavers as you lose confidence.
>>7901136
:(
honestly I think about suicide not infrequently too...I more meant the thinking about specific methods and the ideation that goes along with that
I definitely understand feeling hopeless and like nothing will ever get better :(
May I have a QUICK RUNDOWN of who hates whom? I thought you were all friends and held hands and shit.
>>7901142
it's the same one i posted in that rate thread like 4 days ago lol
my mom has been home the last few days, i can't practice when she's here ;-;
the only new stuff i have sounds AWFUL so i didn't wanna send it x-x
>>7901144
eh
your choice I guess
plus 'sell your soul'
lel
best petty revenge for work place???
>>7901135
i found my head voice for like 5 minutes during a voice lesson with zheanna and ive been trying to find it again since then lol
>>7901153
pee in their drinks
>>7901156
Cuz I know how to FUCK
>>7901119
I also have sunken cheeks again
>>7901155
Well keep back at it, I figure it's one of those things once you get it the first time by accident, every other time it's easier.
>>7901145
i just think it's weird that people think we sound alike lol
>>7901153
Buy all the company shares and merge with a competitor.
>>7901146
I don't hate anyone
>>7901117
nope! very uncool.
>>7901146
I hate birdy, mouth, quid, CNT and beanboy. And some others.
>>7901156
if my mom leaves to do something ill hit you up
thanks z :3
>>7901160
I don't even have cheeks :/
>>7901162
maybe its because you guys both love dudes and sucking on their penises
i miss elanna
>>7901168
I have high cheekbones with a narrow jaw which is basically light bulb face
>>7901166
GIVE REASONS
>>7901161
ill certainly try to :)
i don't even have a haribu wife :/
>>7901160
gain 50 lbs
maybe itll all go to your boobs cheecks and butt
>>7901174
Me too
>>7901180
That would make me obesed
Also gaining weight is impossible for me
I could probably just stay in bed for two weeks and nobody in my life would know
I hate being so cut off from people
I still haven't gotten out of bed even after waking up 6 hours ago, there's just no motivation
>>7901157
Me Chinese
Me play joke
Me put peepee in your coke
>>7901143
Yeah
I guess I banked too much on hrt being a panacea and failing to deal with my depression or whatever the fuck is wrong with me
I guess my brother and I were more alike than we thought, we both just feel overwhelmed by depression
>>7901177
birdy - hurts my friends and blames them for it
mouth - hates me for hating birdy, and shits all over me whenever she gets an opportunity
quid - a total idiot that insists they're not. I have proof quid is an idiot, I just don't want to compromise my sources.
CNT - should be obvious after last night
beanboy - complete asshole
>>7901191
>I just don't want to compromise my sources.
This is suspect.
>>7901178
Headpats for you when you're done.
>>7901191
wait, did cnt show up last night?
I'm guessing she was bad as always
>>7901191
beangirl is just misunderstood ;_;
>>7901198
I assumed that was all copypasta.
>>7901203
yeah probably
>>7901194
I can understand your suspicion, but certainly you can also understand why I wouldn't want to compromise my sources.
I like it when people trust me with juicy details :3
>>7901198
yes and yes
>>7901202
ahahahahahahahahaha
>>7901203
yeah it was sadly :(
>>7901198
I thought I recognized her ridiculous rambling in the threads last night, I just assumed it was someone else
What was the name she used last night?
poor cnt
such potential
she truly is too good for mtfg
>>7901211
idk i fell asleep early
Went to a gun show today.
Didnt see any Trump hats. Only a couple anti Obama/Hillary things.
The only Trump stuff was a single stand run by someone outside of the convention hall and he wasnt very busy.
I guess its nice to know gun folk will always just be gun folk and dont really care about politics.
>>7901175
I have high cheekbones and a wide jaw. idk how to describe my face, but I hate it.
>>7901179
>i don't even have a haribu wife :/
I give great cuddles, but I'm really uggo ;_;
>>7901212
she looks like she belongs in toontown
>>7901217
nobody calls my future wife ugly
not even herself
wew female jeans really do a nice job of shaping your butt
Can someone pleaseee post the El Tranno picture?
>>7901216
you can't really ignore the large overlap in populations
>>7901212
so much more potential than kit, who everyone just hugboxes because we're her friends
>>7901224
desu I find her simultaneously annoying af and hilarious(ly deluded)
>>7901235
its much more entertaining in hindsight than it was at the time for me lol
>>7901230
very true
I mean most of us are unpassing hons who shouldn't transition cause we'll be killed by the savage poor people outside her mansion
>>7901205
Of course. This place is beginning to feel like a high school.
>>7901190
I'm ok
I want to be Eveline's mommy
>>7901247
You'd be like 110 though
>>7901241
high school would involve namedropping.
besides, considering I want to go into journalism, I'm basically going to be a professional gossiper
>>7901241
>beginning to
>>7901250
what do you mean?
>>7901262
Evenline is like ancient in the game!
>>7901251
I hope you take journalism seriously than that.
>>7901266
I do lol. It's just funny to simplify things to absurdity.
Tfw u have to work n ur sick of work n just wanna b a cam girl instead bc it sounds a lot easier n u don't have to deal with other ppl ever
>>7901272
no that's the easy way :(
>>7901265
not really
she's actually a little girl
she just looks old because she stopped taking the stabilizing agent and started to age rapidly....and also go insane, but that's besides the point
>>7901272
You'd be a successful camgirl.
>>7901191
>likes drakeposter
>doesn't like beanboy
>>7901268
What are you willing to do to get the big scoop?
>>7901202
beanz is awesome! his life is like a rpg. he goes on daily quests, gets treasures, has dangerous missions abd he still ginds the time to post funny pics.
Close to getting me and my friend's paper published
alright i'm back.
i did alright today, i guess.
anyway, i've decided that i'm definitely going to be taking lsa during spring break.
especially if my roommate is going out of town or something.
if he isn't, i can p much stay quiet in my room the whole day, & he would.
although just staying in my room during my trip might be difficult.
i'll also take down my curtains to let in more light.
light enhances all trips
>>7901272
tfw fired from job and sucking dicks like beangirl seems less and less of a bad idea by the minute
My theory on reversal of surgery through natural causes is indeed real
>>7901285
>his life is like an rpg
it's kinda funny how i used to be a bit like that. I wandered my city alone and bored quite a bit
>>7901287
i'll let everyone know 1ce i've eaten my morning glory seeds.
it's been nearly a year since i've last had my morning glory seeds, & i still have a fuck ton, so if i'm the only one eating them, it might be years before i run out
>>7901284
Why not just buy drones and fly them around the chaos?
>>7901305
you can't ask people questions from a drone.
>>7901291
actually people are paying to suck beans dick I think
>tfw taller then everyone around you
And I'm only 6'2"
>>7901308
I..oh. Nevermind then.
>>7901295
>>7901310
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPpK6a_-5XM
reminds me of this every time
Oryx a cute!
>>7901307
Not with that kind of attitude. I am sure drones will come with a myriad of auxiliary features in the future, and you could just modify them.
Anyway, why the interest in journalism?
>tfw your mom won't get the hell out of your room and you have to keep making up excuses for shit she's found
here's the tally of stuff she's found so far:
- sperm bank documents
- unlabeled spiro bottles
- my user and password for my silk road account
>tfw broke down and sent my friend a text about my suicidal thoughts and how I keep pretending like I have a knife in my hand and just slashing at my arm wishing it were real
How the tables have turned
I used to have to respond to her texts like that when we were in high school.
>>7901320
Oryx is a cute
>>7901309
>tfw I'm the tallest person in my family
Delete me
>>7901310
Yes it does to a degree, plus other things.
My philtrum and cheeks went back to normal.
Case in point here
>>7901330
This is a temporary embarrassment.
>>7901272
u thinkin about becoming a camgirl??
I just wanted a cute trip, but it turned out weird .__.
>>7901339
marry me poo?
>>7901339
hot
>>7901272
the problem is to be a camgirl you must deal with other people.
>>7901339
I will take that trip off your hands if you promise not to give it out.
>>7901272
>>7901291
>>7901337
No
>>7901328
if you can bear w/ the nausea, it will always subside before you start coming up.
if you can manage not to throw up, you will get a more intense trip.
you can you chocolate as an immulsifier to avoid the nausea.
i've tried it, & it works
tfw to autistic to be a camgirl
>>7901352
Good
>>7901352
Nobody is born a professional speech giver, you need to loosen up, in more than one way.
>>7901324
idk. I've always been interested in writing, and I find people fascinating, so hey, why not write about fascinating people?
it's a shame that the internet is killing traditional journalism though :/ click-pay advertising sucks for printed press
>>7901336
embarrassment?
>>7901352
tfw too high-profile to be a camgirl
>>7901352
>tfw to ugly and to autistic too be cam girl
I don't think there's a niche market for my disgusting self desu
what does /mtfg/ think of this dress?
>>7901353
I can deal with people one on one. I made lots as a escort.
>>7901297
did u get treasures and quests,
>>7901357
What is your Discord? Henceforth you are my personal tripcode dealer.
>>7901359
>high-profile
LOL
>>7901329
I thought you don't do drugs
>>7901309
>only 6'2"
I'm not trying to shit on your sandwich or anything, but 6'2" is still taller than more over 95% of American males between the ages of 24 and 35, so it shouldn't be a huge surprise.
People are smol in real life
have some dignity :(
>>7901324
I guess it's more that I'm interested in the stories behind people, not necessarily just the people
>>7901367
this was when i was thinking about buying acid to have this mindblowing trip people would sometimes talk about and be cured of my depression
>>7901363
no but it'd be fun tho!
>>7901365
Aahh I'm scared of posting it here >.<
But I can add you if you tell me yours :O
Or ask a mutual friend :/
the hornet that stung me earlier seems to have given me super powers ama
>>7901360
We'll be the judge of that, post thyself
>>7901358
already know how to loosen up. I'm told I'm to intense when one on one. I see and feel my partner's emotions and needs all to well, and know just what to do to respond. I can't handle multiple people.
>>7901386
what kind
>>7901365
add me Sertii#3452 i'll give you her discord
>>7901390
well since getting stung i took a nap and now i really really want to go buy snacks from the corner store so there's two right there
oh also the power to love
>>7901330
>Did you get in random houses and take all their stuff? :3
i heard that sertii used to go around breaking everyone's pots and people would often find stuff they lost for sale in the local general store ;_;
>>7901389
im like actually able to have something resembling a conversation with someone when im one on one
i won't speak unless spoken to while in a group
>>7901394
i want the power to love
>>7901374
really good I was. I made more in a week than Edie does in a year.
>>7901359
The Fourth Estate has been scrambling for relevancy and revenue over the past decade, and their efforts have been hilarious. The Internet has destroyed traditional journalism permanently. Might as well just become another cartoonish pundit.
What's everyone's night time skin regime?
>>7901357
:3
>>7901361
pretty
>>7901400
I'm almost that bad. I will speak up in groups when I know the people.
>>7901383
It seems we're stuck. I'll make a throwaway account later.
>>7901392
Don't worry about it. But thank you.
>>7901407
there's still places like the atlantic, that publish analytical articles, and some fields (esports comes to mind) that kinda lack journalists altogether.
>>7901402
its a good'n
>>7901410
cerave foaming facial cleanser
cerave pm moisturizer
cerave moisturizing cream
aquaphor on lips
>>7901389
>>7901400
You become numb to it. If you're in college there's classes like speech giving that help with the anxiety. When you're the start of the show the audience is present only as long as you keep their attention - If you just hang around and wait, expect 0 viewers.
The best advice I can give on the matter is pretend like nobody is there and you're just talking or acting to an empty room.
>>7901418
So far I do, but anything could happen that would not necessarily be her fault.
>>7901420
Umm I mean I guess I could post mine here as well... I mean nothing bad could happen, right? I only might get even more friends, right? :O
>>7901428
i don't get nervous while im speaking in class though, i know it's just a report
in an actual social situation i get very nervous though because people are going to react to things i say
G'morning mtfg.
Where's cuteanon? Summoning cuteanon.
headpat for amy
i've got a question, why are there so many hons that like how they look? i fucking hate my body so much, how do they do it?
>>7901436
Well you weren't considering camming from what I remember, so you won't have the additional need to look pristine and act well.
As far as advice or insight goes into becoming acclimated to social situations.. I can't really give any. I personally just worked retail for a few years until I got over it, but not everyone has that stubbornness or constitution.
If you can talk to people on Discord or Skype or programs like that, you should be fine, honestly.
>>7901432
>>7901443
they go outside and don't rely on 4chan for socialization and standards
>>7901447
/comforting hug
>>7901449
What do you mean by that? >_<
but, yea.
i've taken lsa by eating morning glory seed 3 times already.
i never threw up the 1st 2 times.
the 3rd time, i used chocololate, so i avoided nausea altogether, but i tried to back out by making myself gag, but i guess i waited too long to do it, b/c i had an intense trip.
but if i didn't try back out, i definitely would never have vomitted.
so yea, i have no problems taking lsa.
the nausea is a little difficult to endure, but it's never been anything i couldn't handle.
turns out i have a really strong stomach.
doesn't have a high load capacity though
>>7901437
my skin is really dry so i use both at night
>>7901440
what in particular? games? trades? editorials? controversies?
Yes, Gloomy, that's me.
>>7901465
THE JUICY PLAYER DRAMA
Later, btw
I drink his liqour and take his money
I make him feel of fine oh fine
All the while throwing up inside
Forgive me god
For I have sin
Kill me now
I just want her
Although I know
Too drunk and angry to write a poem.
I need weed.
Idk what I am anymore
>>7901349
alright i'll try chocolate if i do it again, for now i have lsd that i'll be doing soon
Sports bra meme is actually useful, now my nipples don't poke through my shirt anymore and I can wear just t-shirts again.
>>7901479
*feed u sunflower seeds*
>>7901477
what did the guy look like?
Are you gay?
Did he get off?
>>7901479
ahhh i have some ariving soon as well!
can't wait
>>7901486
you should buy a bralett
>>7901492
Had better
Idk
No lol
Need to bite rrrrrrrrrrr
>>7901477
poor beangirl ;_;
>>7901491
ty :3
>>7901493
you plan on trying any other psychedelics sometime? i wanna get shrooms
>>7901429
maybe??
did u get stung too?
Constipated like a mofo and feeling all bloated. Someone tell me it will get better..
>>7901496
I think this will be better and more multi-purpose, I'm going to start exercising every day and needed it anyway.
it's got to start by loving yourself
not one person can save you mtfg.
>>7901387
Sure ok
unsee.
cc/gadubise
>>7901477
;_;
Be okay beany
>>7901486
yup
I'm just very scared that the straps are visible, even if I wear a sleeveless shirt under my t-shirt too
I felt pretty yesterday, why do I feel so disgusting today
I'm drunk.
I'm stupid when I drink.
Thinking about spending this money on food.
Kms.
>>7901512
i'm not sure, LSD sounds like the best one (lasts long af and is pretty strong and trips are really nice) so i havent really thought about anything else
>>7901535
buy pizza, thighhighs and hrt
>>7901533
shh cindy you are a cute girl with pretty eyes
have some pancakes and be happy you nerd <3
>>7901529
Hair looks messy and unkempt, I think you'll be okay though.
>>7901541
But I feel so ugly
im the one who stung anne
please don't tell her it's very embarrassing
is being helpless trutrans
>>7901541
>Hailey not peddling oatmeal
unless these are oatmeal pancakes!
>>7901512
shrooms are great
easy to grow yourself too
not as strong as acid, and lasts half as long which can be good or bad
>>7901553
don't they taste like poopoo
>>7901550
no being helpless is childish
>>7901540
I bought street food from a dude browner than me
>>7901554
they're ok fresh
but yeah not gr8 flavor to say the least
I highly suggest making it into tea, the trip hits faster and MUCH harder, and you bypass the taste pretty well
>>7901554
Shrooms are not good for people with ANY anxiety fyi, the will make you freak out and get paranoid if you do.
>>7901557
tfw childish
>>7901558
hrt will probably lighten your skin
>>7901562
i have pretty bad social anxiety so it probably wouldn't be good for me huh
>>7901561
Or don't be a pussy and wash it down with beer
>>7901570
I like my brown skin.
You prolly wouldn't know about that tho lol.
>>7901572
>!AsSEAter4U
Hmmmmm
>>7901551
THEY MIGHT BE
Yo
Damn! How did the thread get so big!? Big discussion or just alot of people on today?
>>7901550
>helpless
>be born a boy who wants to be a girl
>takes control of her life
>stores sperm
>researches chemicals that change her body
>buys chemicals
>uses chemicals
>gets private lessons to learn to talk like girl
>speaks better than 80% of her peers
I'm not telling you to be complacent emi you have a long way to go as must of us do, but, give yourself some credit.
we're not helpless, we're fucking rock stars. what we're doing takes a lot of courage.
>>7901567
hey at least now you can fix it!
>>7901572
you'll trip way way harder if you make it into tea I promise
strong visuals pretty much guarenteed anywhere over 3 grams if they're decent quality
just don't let it sit out in the light too long, psilocybin breaks down when its in liquid form exposed to light
also alcohol dulls the trip, it makes it better if you're going to be nervous about tripping but you'll trip much harder with no alcohol
>"if there's anything else you've been bottling up, tell me"
Part of me wants to tell her how I still wish I could be with her but that'd be a terrible idea
>>7901545
Thanks
Yeah I need to do more with it. I just use conditioner and a paddle brush in the morning and that's pretty much it. Maybe I should get it styled or something
>>7901582
DXM is better, shrooms made me think everyone was out to rape me when I tried them. DXM just gives a perfect buzz drunk feeling.
>>7901580
i didn't store my sperms
am i not trutrans
>>7901577
A Ha!
>>7901582
>DXM?
>>7901595
Robotripping
>>7901583
yeh :3
im going next time with my mom grocery shopping to get stuff ^^
>>7901580
>>speaks better than 80% of her peers
you must not have heard my "girl" voice lmao
>>7901582
do you mean whats in cough syrup?
dxm is just numbing...I had visuals on it literally once
the trip from mushrooms is an actual trip, colors look different, thick dark lines around everything, everything looks brighter, very very different perspective when thinking, when you close your eyes you "see"/think in 3D (hard to describe)
there's really no comparing those two
if you're talking about dmt, idk I've sadly never tried it :(
>>7901591
mushrooms can be a really great experience that can help you see things in a different way than before
plus after a trip I have some of the most vivid dreams of my life for a few weeks
sorry you had a bad experience though :(
>>7901537
nope. mushrooms are much better, by far.
fucking saw unfathomable eldritch horrors & 2 entire life surreal bullshit & died 5 times on magic mushrooms.
it doesn't get much better than that, unless you're taking dmt, from what i've heard.
too bad i've only taken mushrooms 1ce
>>7901592
i think nim is a pervert and want to eat it afterwards, desu.
i didn't either so. meh.
tfw you get a check in the mail for $222.61 from amazon :D
>>7901588
Look through magazines or model stuff, maybe you can find a style that suits your complexion and look.
>>7901591
I'll keep that in mind. I only did DXM once properly and it felt like I was just sliding through multiple dimensions and melting into my chair, not in a freaky way though.
>>7901595
Dextromorphan, another dissociative commonly found in cough syrups and the primary ingredient of Robitussin.
>>7901599
oohh that's good! I always like doing that with mine because i like helping her around the house, but she also pays for anything i want to get for myself when i do that which is neat..
>>7901609
Well done :D
Is it revenue from your website?
>>7901612
yeah!
>>7901609
good job scammin' those chumps
>>7901601
>humble nim
o : )
>>7901609
you can spend it on all manner of phallic objects on amazon :D
>>7901598
Oh! Alway thought only middle schoolers and really poor people did Rob! Haha
summoning cute anon :c
>>7901608
my children are allllll deaaaaaaaaad
>>7901611
she's so hesitant to let me get a scale to weigh myself though
she thinks im like anorexic even though my BMI puts me at a healthy weight!
>>7901605
I prefer shiitake
>>7901622
oh my god you have no idea
these biting pics can still turn me on when literally nothing else does
A-Anna just helped me ask druggie ex-classmates where they get their stuff
i do not deserve to be on the cinnamonposter list anymore pls remove
>>7901616
ive done some work getting to where i am right now but it's not good get by any sense of the word lol
I need a round butt. How do I get?
>>7901625
>she thinks im like anorexic even though my BMI puts me at a healthy weight!
most fatties are like that. they're like "oh compared to me you're so skinny you must be anorexic! that's the only explanation, it's not that *I'm* fat and you're normal"
>>7901629
Biting is my favourite thing after all
>>7901631
wow
what a degenerate
>tfw 5'4 & 1/2" and 155 lbs
Why must I always be hungry?!
>>7901617
>phallic objects
n-no
>>7901642
eating too much junk, doesn't keep you full
emi is the sweetest girl
>>7901642
I'm sure if I was hungrier I would have a nicer butt.
>>7901649
you're up~!
:3
>>7901620
I guess you're right, at the first plateau its not really numbing, its actually kinda fun..like going up stairs is pretty enjoyable, similar to being lightly drunk
going beyond that dosage though I just never found very enjoyable :/
I'd do it if I was bored and didn't have weed but it wasn't really fun or pleasant
dxm was the first drug I ever messed around with, I probably only did it around 10 times or so
>>7901631
fuckin plebs didn't even know where to get ket reee
>>7901652
And bigger boobs.
>>7901651
my mom's almost overweight, she's like 2 lbs away from it
it's funny because she runs half marathons a few times a year at 55 years old, she just eats a lot of cookies and stuff. she doesn't get it :\
I wasn't trying to make fun of your mom by saying "fatties" btw, I just spend a lot of time in /fph/ on /fit/ and it's my vernacular now, sorry.
>>7901643
you seduce them into buying things that you have only CONVINCED them they want with your siren songs..
can I get a link to it?
>>7901646
think of it as exercise equipment
>When the weed hits you hard but you still trying to function
>>7901646
putting a dildo up your butt isn't gay
its just a perfect fit for a butt, and it feels really nice when its up there
>>7901654
yeah, didn't manage to sleep much though, dysphoria makes it hard...
>>7901664
>save picture
>will never look at it again
thanks cypro
>>7901665
this is like a twitter meme but you don't have any friends so you post it here
>>7901653
6'0-6'1, i used to get 6'2 as a teenager
im not sure if i shrunk or if i just have a bad posture
i stood up completely straight and got like 6 and half an inch at home, i think the nurse just rounded up in the office
oh god im starting a height rant, im sorry to answer your question im 149 lbs
>>7901554
>don't they taste like poopoo
Shrooms taste like vaseline and dead skin. Not that I have ever eaten either of those things.
>>7901562
>Shrooms are not good for people with ANY anxiety fyi
I have moderate anxiety and always enjoyed myself on mushrooms. It was usually a fairly mellow experience; setting and the people you are with is key. LSD however not so much. I had a few okay trips but I usually found it uncomfortable.
>>7901582
>>7901591
>>7901595
>>7901604
>DXM
DXM has a few dangerous interactions, especially with ssri/maoi antidepressants.
Trip safe.
>>7901653
I just equate it to the gasp it causes
that fucking GASP
jesus
>>7901669
>>7901669
i didn't even bother saving it
i want haribu to be my psychedelic mommy
>>7901653
>150lbs at 6'2"
You need to eat something girl! That's like super skelly!
dxm + dph is a pretty insane combo
tiny parts of my wall would start vibrating and then shoot at me
they left an oil-like rainbow streak behind them
it was bretty cool but I don't think its a healthy thing to do
>>7901130
yrs ir a lot better i justs sound really unsure all the time
>>7901656
i don't actually review the product, i get all the general consensus from amazon reviews and write my own review based on that
it wouldn't be profitable if i had to buy every product i reviewed lol
ill be able to begin asking manufacturers for free products to review when my site grows a little bit more though!
those sweet juicy custom photos will be nice to drive up traffic too
>>7901647
I wish it was all junk, then it'd make more sense.:/
Would you ladies rather be short and chubby or tall and skinny?
>>7901662
ikr!
my mom always groans when i ask how many calories are in something like im being ridiculous
to maintain your weight correctly you need to count calories
Anal Pregnancy.
>>7901674
benzos and alcohol is an amazing feeling
you just gotta be careful
>>7901681
tfw hard drive full of porn that you're too lazy to delete
tfw its too hard to find that one wallpaper or picture you really liked so you just dont post anything at all
>>7901663
sorry, no can do
it's not personal, i just don't want /mtfg/ flooding my site with their memes and SCAM, THIS IS SCAM lol
>>7901691
so when are you going to start reviewing phallic objects?
>>7901668
aww :(
well now i get to talk to you more :3
>>7901642
>5'6 and 120 lbs
>still feel fat
Why ;-;
>>7901693
tall and skinny 100%
>>7901697
i giggled
>>7901693
short and chubbu
>>7901700
ohhh yeah I guess that makes sense
desu I'm probably the one usually saying that stuff to you cause I'm bored or whatever
but yeah I can understand why you wouldn't want to give that out
>>7901707
ur an anal pregnancy
I bet you dont even use your diva cup anymore
>>7901704
But you have no boobs so you aren't fat
>>7901656
Overwhelming.
It looks like so much work, I can barely eat enough as-is.
>>7901693
short and chubby
avg and fat is worst combob ;-;7
>>7901695
And the moanssssssss
fuck dammit WHERE IS CUTE ANON
>>7901716
Average being?
>>7901673
>>7901683
Same to you! Why so low weight?
>>7901695
>Pic related
Pffft! I know your bf% has to be in the single digits!
>>7901714
W-what does that have to do with it :(
>>7901695
i keep asking my mom for a brace to help me straighten my back and she just said i wanted it for a more feminine figure ;-;
i finally convinced her to make an appointment with a doctor so i can get a referral with an orthopedist
also just as a sidenote, t fucking sucks
before e like all my weight went to my gut, so i have a bit of chub even though im not overweight
>>7901720
162cm is my height and i guess i'm avg
>>7901704
115 is a healthy weight for that height. All you need are hormones for the fat to actually be directed somewhere.
>>7901715
Nothing worth having in life came easy. You can still do the workouts without a such a strict diet. Just reducing calorie intake will help.
>>7901721
because my gut would even be bigger if i gained weight!
t made it all go to my stomach!
>>7901710
yeah i know it's you lol
but there a couple people who like unironically believe that too
>>7901725
so like your mom knows you are a tranny like your daddy before you?
>>7901722
head pap cindy
pap pap pap
>>7901728
rrrrrrrrrrr
>>7901729
I'm 120 lbs and want to gain weight, idiot. I'm not some fat fuck like everyone else.
>>7901726
That's short, 5'8 is average for mtfs.
>>7901707
post giggle
>>7901704
>tfw at one point in my life i was 230lbs at 5'7"
YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT FAT, YOU FILTHY CASUAL
>>7901701
sex toys review might actually be a pretty decent niche desu, there's probably not a lot of competition
idk if the search volume for reviews is high enough though
>>7901737
5'4 and under is short for cis females
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1K0Q6L407fK
How bad is it?
>>7901736
Oh. Sorry. I don't have everyone's measurements memorized. Especially since it's scattered everywhere from 4'8" to 6'4".
Don't know anyone here that's actually full on fat/obese, maybe skinnyfat..
>when she calls you princess Anna
Speaking of.
Who has the biggest boobs on mtfg?
HEY I JUST MADE THIS.
It looks pretty decent.
>>7901742
y-yeah it would just be because its a niche...
>>7901724
good!
it's gonna get messed up in august tho ;-;
>>7901750
ash or sheen
>>7901742
You can even test them on eva for research.
>>7901733
I'm also the anon who says I wanna meet up with you so I can bully you into crying while I s your d
and the anon who got that picture of you that drakeposter got from the archives and keep saying that I deleted it
...am I a bad person
>>7901740
I used to be 6'1 and 260 lbs.
I was grosss :(
>>7901751
Pretty.
>>7901751
it looks like something from the opening cinematic of a PS1 game
>>7901756
I know who sheen is,
But who is ash?
>>7901747
>>7901755
it's going to be so nice though
>>7901769
apparently going outside and talking to people gives you confidence
>>7901760
why did you download it anon ;-;
>>7901746
When I say I want a rounder butt, it usually implies gaining weight or muscle. I'm wondering if just eating more will resolve it.
Actually, I just want to not be sick anymore. I'm so Fucking tired of this ear infection, and I can't get antibiotics because of so many fucking things that have gone wrong this month.
>>7901740
Where did you get that pic of me
>>7901745
cute
>>7901762
>I was grosss :(
yeah, it's a terrible feel being that fat
i'm actually still around 170lbs so i'm pretty fat for my height, but boy is it good not to feel my disgusting fat bulges every time i lean over to do something
>>7901774
i can go outside, but talking is like really hard
>>7901769
idk
fake it till you make it is what i've heard
>>7901763
I'm struggling to reach 130 because I keep getting sick.
>>7901782
thanks!!
nim do you want to come to a dance party with me tonigt
>>7901771
im not gonna be able to get up for class :3
>>7901785
mhm, i know :/
overcoming this difficulty is what will give you the confidence though
>>7901774
true especially when you catch people checking you out.
>>7901789
w-will there be a lot of people
why don't movie stars look like this anymore
>>7901730
Yeah but another big factor is insulin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tF7pmUmyzTk
One of my exes used a keto diet later in trans to cut any belly fat by focusing her exercises in her problem areas (Mid section, arms, etc), then after like a month she'd "bulk" by focusing on her feminine area that she wanted to thicken (Ass, thighs, etc) Did wonders for her body!
>>7901777
look nim
I can't just not
I need to document things here, I can't explain it beyond that
I promise I'm not super creepy or old or fat, I've posted my face here a few times too
also I made this picture
>>7901795
gosh i was born in the wrong generation
>>7901788
That sucks :(
do you know why you're getting sick? Or just really bad luck?
>>7901794
probably
until the rain starts at least
plus alcohol and delicious tacos! and dancing!
>>7901799
you're one of them aren't you
you're from the chaser discord
>>7901795
plastic surgery
>>7901778
My mistake. Most people on 4chan tend to want to lose weight, I just assumed you were in the same boat.
Eating a little more will help, the longer you're on HRT the better.
>>7901796
>spot reduction
>keto
get OUT
>>7901795
that harlot is wearing lipstick
WHORE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXw757u0llE
>>7901693
short and chubbu - i could always lose weight, but not height
>>7901804
but im not of legal age to drink alcohol for three more months!
that's illegal!
>>7901812
;-;
>>7901814
well there's still tacos and soda!!
>>7901790
I'll figure something out
>>7901805
Chaser discord?
wha
>>7901795
because they invented colour photography
>>7901814
you could be a rebel!
>>7901812
THIS
>>7901811
riley's little adam's apple poking out is distracting
>>7901820
Chasers r weird
>>7901795
They never did, studios just had complete control of their stars image in the past so general audiences never saw them in a bad picture, or heard scandals about them.
>>7901819
what if i roll over and refuse to go :3
>>7901821
well like this then
the b&w one looks nicer tho imo
>>7901803
Just really bad luck.
I caught something in October and lost 5 lbs, gained it back, then got hit with depression in December, gained it back, then again in February, now I have a fucking ear infection and it's putting me on my ass because people told me it would fucking resolve itself. Then the doctor had a fucking emergency and I couldn't get a fucking script for penicillin. Now I'm laying in bed with a fever and 16 hours of sleep/rest wondering if anything bad WONT happen to me.
>>7901699
i almost never even feel like masturbating.
the only time i did was when i told anon about being kissed to death.
i remembered everything that happened & i slowly lost control.
now i feel worse
I am in such an insufferably cuddly mood right now
I wake up lewd, it turns to cuddly, then lewd, then cuddly
I'm a mess of cuddlefuck emotions
>>7901817
but tacos have too much going on inside them!
and soda is fattening!
and the people!
and-and-and-and-and-and-and
>>7901822
that's illegal too!
>>7901808
>Eating a little more will help
No shit, asshole
>>7901805
no not at all!!
here's my cypro as proof
>>7901846
and then i get expelled missing class ;-;
>>7901845
so is crossing the street outside of crosswalks
>>7901852
I'll make sure you get to class, don't worry ><
>>7901849
hmmmm
what's your game anon
>infiltrate chaser discord
>its a group of extremely nice neckbeard weirdos
>join herm discord
>its a group of extremely dramatic neckbeard weirdos
Its the perfect balance of yin and yang.
>>7901752
Dat gif... Show?
>>7901809
?
>>7901811
>Pic says it all
>>7901842
you can get the tacos with not so much going on (i just have meats and veggies on mine cos dairy wreaks havoc on my plumbing)
and you can have lemon water or just water!
and the ppl are all gonna be nice and cool and fun!
as a side note there is a brass band parade coming down my street now and my god i love this city
>>7901849
what estrogen are you on?
>>7901853
i know!
i don't do that either!
>>7901856
eva encouragement :3
>>7901795
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8izFPtpBDOI
>>7901860
new orleans does seem like a lot of fun desu
>>7901811
>Riley being retarded again
>>7901826
>>7901841
Hi, please give cuddly
>>7901836
aww :c, I hope things get better for you
>>7901811
>riley j dennis
HMMM
>>7901869
it is
but this was a parade for some newlyweds and it was just a bunch of white ppl walking around and waving, they weren't even dancing or doing good parade stuff like why bother
>>7901873
You always get cuddles Cindy <3
Cudds!
>>7901883
ty^^
>>7901885
>>7901885
>>7901885