Cis LesGen

>>7890869
But where is her waist? This looks like a man's stomach.

This is just solid evidence that lesbians are attracted to masculinity.

i have to dig up my mic for discord "interview"

do i have to talk about sex :(

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>>7890869
>Toned Stomachs edition
yes
Yes
YES

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>>7890882
We can talk about it if you want to babe. But if you have a smartphone you can just use the app and no mic necessary.

>>7890894
>talking to girls on voice makes me nervous
>have to talk to a girl on voice to get into discord

im sweating

>>7890900
sing the secret lesbian song and you're fine, no need to talk

>>7890890
like a fucking man.

>not BBW edition

weak

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>>7890918
nah, that'd be this one

>>7890918
>has tits, like ACTUAL tits
>all that delicious female thiccness
You wish you looked like that.

>>7890922
Those thighs could crush my skull any damn day.

>>7890908
If I have to go in there and hear one more song from that Lativan...

>>7890922
yup, even worse, without any redeeming feminine features.

D&D anon here.
Just finished a session with my LGBT Dungeons and Dragons group. I have another one tomorrow with a larger group so we'll see how that goes

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>>7890988
yeh?

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>>7890921
>>7890880
>>7890918

Stay jelly, you fatties.

>>7891009
so what are you doing in your adventure?

>>7890880
All female tummies are good tummies, silly..

>>7891067
>ant text
fuck your whole world with a rake t b h

The fat girl is actually a qt tho

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>>7891230
>liking chubby, fat girls
>not wanting a tight, fit girl

What is wrong with you, anon? Are you fat too?

What songs do you listen to that make you think about girls? I'm partial to Vance Joy's Riptide and Ariana Grande's Into You.

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>>7891296
Whatever songs my girlfriend is into.

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>>7891296
>What songs do you listen to that make you think about girls?
All of them

>>7891332
F-fuck.

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>tfw becoming more and more aware that your crush has an wincest fetish
>tfw it's only making her hotter
She's revealed that she's into at least two different sister/sister ships. She also has an adorable younger sister. I'm wondering if the reason I have no chance with her is because we don't share 50% of the same DNA

>tfw really love my long nails

how short do i have to cut them? do i really need to cut them all the way down? can they be like, a little past my finger tips? please?

>>7891481
My nails are actually so long that it's hard to operate my phone with them, so I'm kinda forced to trim them.

>>7891481
>needing anything besides your mouth to make a girl cum

>>7891481
You don't need to cut them down but it leaves you with some seriously limited options, especially if you end up with someone that wants to be rubbed deeper then you can lick.

All else fails just tie the bitch down and strap a magic wand to her until she begs for mercy. You can do that with big fake bimbo nails.

>>7889399
>Really? Ons with women (rather bishits) is not difficult. But I mean the downsides are you touch their std-soaked skin and they might just plain stink at sex.
Khv here, I'm even worse so whatever.

>>7891171
for the LGBT group it's pretty much standard tropes
meet in an inn, investigate a mysterious cult etc etc.

>tfw short but I want to be the tall one

Am I the only one who knows how this feels?

>>7892051
God yes. I want to be big, full of muscle, tall, and sweep women off their feet. Instead, I'm small, fat, short, and get so nervous around pretty girls that I'll leave the social setting in fear.

I'm /fit/ and getting fitter. Weirdly enough, the more I reach my own goals the less I care about other girls and how they look. As long as she wasn't unhealthily obese I'd date a chubby girl for sure.

I've never touched a girl's vagina before. Goddamn, I want to so bad. I want to kiss girls so bad.

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Hey, Anon. I just bought some new lingerie and I was wondering how I look in it. I want to look sexy for my boyfriend tonight and I really could use a friend's opinion

Anyone here who's actually cis and masturbates to yiff, or is it just me? I fear I'll never find another cis lesbian into furries.

>>7892470
Better end it now.

>>7892412
I think it's you being comfortable in your body, building up your confidence. The less concerned you are with yourself, the less concerned you are with judging others.

>>7892469
ababbabaabababab

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>>7892502
>Better end it now.

T-thanks, anon.

>>7890869
Such a great picture for OP to start with.

>>7890869
I like this theme/op image.

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>>7892566

>>7892470
kys

>>7892589
hingggg'

almost 4am and I still can't sleep
I've got a 10 hour shift today
kill me please

Girlfriend is coming over for the first time tomorrow. I'm new to dating. Send help.

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>>7892831
Girl, pls.
I have an exam this morning at 10am. It's 3am and I'm not even half-way done studying this shit.

>>7891296
All The Things She Said
Duh

>>7891362
Austrianon is mine though

>>7891332
Same. Every song seems to make me think of girls both real and imaginary.

don't know where to ask is, seems like the best place.

I was arguing with friends the other day (evil straight white fucking male here that had an family who owned slaves) and I said that most women are bisexual and only small percent of women are actually gay or straight. Only the problem is most women go the hetero way at the end of the day, but they're still bi.

Friends thought I was drunk and just joking. Tried to elaborate but nobody fucking cared. I don't blame them. Like who really cares about that.

The point is, am I right or wrong? The more I live, I see more and more examples which confirm my belief. Judging by the filter list, this general is like a big treehouse with a sign "no males allowed". But really, where else can I ask this? It's like asking the cook why the nazis lost the war. Doesn't make any sense. I need experts. I also see here the great disdain for the so called "bisluts", well it's just like I said before. I want to be wrong, but the more I live, the more I believe in this.

>>7893057
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAYSxxYCBgc

>>7893057
>The more I live, I see more and more examples which confirm my belief.
Confirmation bias.

Short answer: who cares.

Long answer: nobody knows. You won't get an unbiased response in this thread and you won't get proper statistics anywhere. Culture and sexuality are too intrinsically tied for anyone to ever feasibly get a proper number of who's _really_ what orientation. Furthermore, it's extremely hard to take this kind of talk seriously because it's almost always straight guys who support this idea with no proof other than their anecdotal and very skewed evidence. If you ask me, most people probably have it in them to feel some degree of attraction to the same gender, but is it to any reasonably significant degree? No.

That's my opinion, and for the record any answer anyone gives you on this topic is an opinion. Whatever they try to back their stance with is unscientific for reasons I explained above.

Just laying on the couch letting my girlfriend play with my hair.

It's the simple things. :3

>>7893093
Do you play with her hair too? It always interests me when same-sex relationships involve the partners treating each other differently.

>>7893057
I think it's the same for guys, but homophobic stigma means anything homoerotic, even just like holding hands or making out as teens, is a total no-no. If boys were raised as tolerant of themselves as girls they'd be just as "almost all bisexual".

>>7893057
>I need experts
You seem to be thinking that being gay gives you some secret insight into the mind of all other gays. How would we possibly know any better if all other girls are bi?

>>7892470
Cissy here, I've looked at some yiff but it doesn't get me off. I can just appreciate the weird factor desu

>>7893152
Maybe her gf is bald. What then?

>>7893300
>tfw no cute cancer gf

>>7893313
>Tfw no cute alopecia gf

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https://www.quotev.com/quiz/8888999/Which-government-most-closely-matches-your-political-views
>tfw no Liberland

>>7890869
That's just slightly too much muscle for me desu
Also skin isn't pale enough

6.5/10

>>7892051
I'm 5'7, but I think the most attractive heights are just a bit above that, like 5'8 and 5'9. I'd still like to be the taller one in a relationship though.

>>7893540
got same
is it liberal land or libertarian land?..

>>7893757
Libertarian. Liberals like Denmark.

Anyone here like tall girls?

I'm 6'0-6'1 and I've always been really self-conscious about it. I think I'm always expected to be the more dominant one in relationships but I'm actually sub as fuck. ;-;

>>7893766
Incongruity is my fetish. You sound very cute and I'd love to dom you bb.

Any Elsannanons still here? I know Austrianon is still hospitalized
Anyway I just finished Tessellate, what a ride. Good though but so much heartache.

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I'm leaving this night and I'm only coming back home after kissing someone. Pray for me.

inb4 autistic anon never comes back

>>7893766
tall girls are the best desu. im 6'1 :з

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>>7893540
>tfw not living in Denmark with a qt Danish gf

I ate my gf out in the car at the park yesterday and it was pretty hot but she used her foot to roll down my window and my butt all wet.

Also she didn't reciprocate and spilled my drink.

>>7893966
I feel like sex in the car is such a weird American thing that somehow everyone wants to experience once although it always seemed uncomfortable, and really impractical.

>also she didn't reciprocate
Rude

>>7894011
I don't know if it's an American thing or not but it is pretty uncomfortable.

It is pretty rude, but she doesn't a lot.

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>tfw flat as a washboard

>>7894650
https://youtu.be/quBCjo2rUZg

>>7894650
Date a bi girl so she can imagine you're a boy.

>>7894650
Hahaha
I feel your pain sis.

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good morning cutie! sorry I haven't made breakfast in a while, midterms were hell ;-;

>>7894756
>I haven't made breakfast in a while
Didn't you starve?

>>7894756
My girlfriend can't really cook, hell her mother couldn't either. It makes me kind of glad because compared to her I'm Gordon Ramsay.

>>7893766
I'm a 5'3 dom and I wouldn't mind.

>>7890869
>Something about mixing alcohol with chocolate and feeling bad

I'm the Anon that was directed at.
I met a friend today for crisps and drinks. I only cried twice about the girl I'm in love with. But I'm still feeling incredibly bad, to the point my friend feels real sorry for me, and my sadness doesn't seem to be ending soon.

>>7894650
I wish I was as flat as you.

>>7895099
Crisps?

>>7893766
As long as I can see your vagina I don't mind the excess of limbs.

>>7895288
>""""""""girls"""""""""" whose height starts with 6'
>seeing a vagina on them

>>7890869
>>tfw mom wishes i was my gf
wut

>>7895314
I was just behind a monstrous sized woman. But she was clearly a woman.

Okay, lesgen, I really really really really REALLY need your help now. There is a tiny chance I'll have my first sex relatively soon with a complete stranger from the Internet.
I'm afraid I won't be sexualy attracted because I'll be nervous instead plus my libido is kinda dead. Any tips how to get horny? Or maybe some other advices?

>>7895509
Was she cis though?

>>7895558
Cute. You're not going to get into it unless you relax, so you know. Relax. I mean if you guys traded pictures and she still wants to fuck, then what's there to be nervous about?

>>7895558
>Okay, lesgen,
This is cislesgen. Lesgen is >>7866127

>>7895582
Interactions with strangers make me nervous as well as felling of inevitable failure. And she only saw my face but I got problematic skin all over my body.

>>7895626
There's only one lesgen in my heart.

>>7895558
>Any tips how to get horny?

Watch porn without touching yourself.

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>been with 4 women
>1: ex-gf. Only experimented with masturbation a little by grinding on chairs; never had a self-induced orgasm. Unsure if I was ever able to make her come (LDR, not much time together physically). Had such a tiny vagina that inserting a single finger hurt her.
>2: friend I hooked up with several times years ago. Initially a virgin. Never masturbated; only orgasmed spontaneously via exercise(??). Would just sit up randomly during sex like "okay, that's enough now".
>3: potential gf that ended up falling out with me before we could date. Never masturbated. Had exactly one orgasm in her entire life, with a man ~15 years ago. Was on some combination of drugs that made her almost completely dry even when fully aroused.
>4: new FwB/possible GF once she gets her life together. Most sexually experienced lesbian I've ever been with. Tries to masturbate occasionally, but just ends up getting bored and stopping because she can't come. Apparently used to be able to orgasm normally but hasn't been able to for a long time (her times with me are the closest she's been in "a really, really, really, really long time"). Has depression; low sex drive, on antidepressants. Complains about feeling sexually broken.
>Me: has depression; on antidepressants. Masturbates like 1-2 times per month, if that. Bad past sexual experiences have inhibited ability to orgasm with partners unless self-stimulating.

Is sexual dysfunction some kind of meme among gay women, or have I just been really unlucky? I thought I was the sexually broken one, but hell, I'm starting to feel lucky considering I can at least make myself come consistently. Sex is nice for the intimacy factor, but otherwise it's just really... unspectacular.

>>7895641
Then go back to it Matt.

>>7892470
I'm like really into werewolves for whatever reason. Like I want a girl to go feral and rail me so I can't walk. But I'm also like a stone butch 'cause of trauma... I think. Not gonna pretend I'm not a virgin

>>7893949
I live in Denmark! Where the hell do you meet girls? Do you go to Vela?

>>7894650
>tfw butch with double ds

>>7895760
Well if you take anti-depressants, you can give up on orgasm, because that stuff straight kills your libido.

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>>7895817
>femme with As

Trade you.

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>>7895868
>having to choose between not actively craving the sweet release of death every day and ever having a normal, fulfilling sex life

>>7895781
Пoд кpoвaтью y ceбя Mэттa пoищи

>>7895741
Lol, I imagined how we are making out and I try to watch pron on my phone behind her back ninja style so she won't notice it.

>>7895817
Love yourself for who you are, not how well you fit your favourite stereotype.

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>>7895902
I had that crossroads once. I chose sex.

Also I fixed my years long depression on my own. Granted it took the epiphany of a painful near death experience, but it still worked itself out.

>>7895951
It's impossible to love yourself for being waste of space.

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>>7895760
>>7895868
Come to think of it, Girl 2 was on the same antidepressant I'm taking now, and Girl 1 was on... something I don't remember, but she also had depression. It's entirely plausible that one of 3's drugs was an antidepressant too.

So considering the higher incidence of mental illness in LGBT as a whole, frustrating, unfulfilling, lackluster sex is indeed something I can expect to encounter more of. Good to know.

So I just had that weird dreaming experience almost conscious.
First it was about my family going to some role playing party without me. And left home alone I decided to masturbate. I was very horny and it felt real good, I was dreaming but somehow could control it a bit, I felt a lot things and managed to trick my brain into it? In real life I barely masturbate and never ogasmed but there I felt something real strong?
And then it cut to me dreaming about some pokemon items and then I woke up not horny at all.
What the fuck happened.

Is it bad that I self-insert into the girl when I masturbate to het? Actually I always self-insert into the party getting fucked in any kind of porn, but I feel specially guilty when I do it to het.

>>7895957
There is no question in my mind that if I wasn't on antidepressants, I would absolutely kill myself. I was diagnosed nearly a decade and a half ago and have been on and off various medications over the years. Even if I did go cold turkey one day, PSSD is a thing, so there's no guarantee anything would resolve itself anyway.

I'm sincerely glad for you, that you aren't so permanently fucked up that it actually was a viable choice for you. Hope everything continues to go well for you in the future.

>>7895873
I like having SOME boob. I need somewhere to stick my hand on a cold night.

>>7895902
I'm on Zoloft and amitriptyline (idk the brand name) and I have a pretty good libido. But then again I don't really care about cumming as long as I can get turned on which is pretty easy. Then again that might change when I actually get laid.

>>7896035
The issue is masturbating to het in the first place.

>>7895951
Not so much about fitting my favorite stereotype, more about that having tits is annoying and it doesn't give me the aesthetic benefit that it would if I were feminine.

>says she's bisexual
>she has a boyfriend or a husband

EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

>>7896035
I'll read anything with a decent relationship and masturbate to the idea of being loved and in love.

>>7896072
Good luck to you too anon. Maybe you could find a brand of anti-depressants that work and don't kill your libido?

>>7896143
t. bi girl who hasn't been in love with a man yet

>>7896170
I don't want to be with a guy. Even if I was in love with him by some magic spell I'd die before being a dude's girlfriend.

>>7896035
bishits pls go

Any places besides Tinder I can use to talk to qts? I live in a rural state, so the only girls I really see on there are 75+ miles anyways.
I know Tumblr girls can be crazy, but is it worth it to make an account and message some of the more normal girls on there? I'm not sure what other websites/apps I can use.

>>7896131
Why is it annoying?

What aesthetic benefit is there to having smaller breasts?

I don't see how that is feminine.

>>7895288
>Crisps?

Potato chips for you burgers.

>>7896225
...You sound like you don't have big boobs. They're heavy, sweat collects underneath them, they're filled with cysts in my case which feel tender and weird. Breasts are nice to look at and fit with being feminine. Girls who like feminine girls generally like tits.

>>7895760
My masturbation sessions aren't particularly satisfying either. Most of the time I masturbate because I think, "oh, wew, I haven't done it in a while, let's see if it ends up feeling good today" - but my orgasms are, to say the least, underwhelming. I can cum without much problem though, it just takes a while occasionally.
The only time I ever had a great masturbation orgasm (past the age of like 14) was when I masturbated after I had sex. I was still so turned on from the things she did to me.

I've suffered from depression as well, never took anti-depressants though, and while my libido is quite low and I rarely get aroused when I'm just lounging around at home, a proper qt can turn me on in no time.

>>7896185
>I don't want to be with a guy.
no, you just get off to the thought of it.

>>7896009
>So I just had that weird dreaming experience almost conscious.
>And left home alone I decided to masturbate. I was very horny and it felt real good, I was dreaming but somehow could control it a bit, I felt a lot things and managed to trick my brain into it?

You have discovered the secret of hands-free orgasms.
This is exactly how it goes for me whenever I have them, only that I dream of fucking someone and reach an orgasm in-dream and in reality most of the time.

>>7896356
Not everybody self-inserts. And it's more like I get off to my favorite also depressed and autistic comic book character being with a guy... Whatever. The idea of it actually happening to ME is fucking disgusting.

If there were real guys with like super strength or some shit who were also super nice and supportive I'd be bi but that's not real.

>>7896414
The fact you'd consider being with a guy if he's perfect makes you bi, doesn't it? The Perfect Guy would only be my friend. I can appreciate guys being attractive but like, no.

>>7896321
>tfw butch but with gigantic knockers

quitgame.jpg

>>7896276
Yeah that term sounds so innocently pathetic I thought it was british.

>>7896555
>>7896035
Why the fuck do you bring it up here. It's bad enough guys do it but fucking don't respond to that bishit. Like you're so fucking insecure you have to make dumb questions that a lesbian would not make.

>>7896218
That's it, I'm going to try posting my face to Tumblr and see if I can get talking with some non-crazy qt girls. I feel like such a basic white bitch right now haha

>>7893800
So, did you get that kiss?

>>7894756
Hey, pancake-anon, why is your omelet all scrambled up? Is that like a European thing or some shit?

Who here is extremely gay for the Heathers from the Heather musical? I've been listening to Candy Store for hours and I want to be raped by all three of them at once.

>>7896765
I don't do musicals

>>7893794
Who is Elsannanons?

Someone (our beloved overlord) should make an info-chart about all these anons. I get busy with school/work that I sometimes miss out on all the juicy drama and events.

>>7895961
You wouldn't be a waste of space if you were eating me out right now.

>>7895996
>thinking 4chan would know anything about the lifestyles of non-mentally ill normies

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>>7896777
"Elsannanons" is just refering to Anons into Elsanna, that one Frozen ship.

Am I forgetting someone important?

>>7896915
Are the aussie/kiwi couple still a thing?

i'm alone on friday night so i'm going to join the discord and hope for the best

http://frideynight.com/

>>7896931
I don't know, I don't think anyone has outed themselves as Aussie or Kiwi Anon recently.

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God lesgen, I was on the train earlier and there was this total qt sitting opposed to me.
Tall, qt haircut, lipstick on point, and dressed so fashionable I'd like to make her my personal assistant.
She was talking to a friend and I had to keep myself from laughing at some of her funnier remarks.

>tfw we'll never see each other again

>>7897076
>and I had to keep myself from laughing at some of her funnier remarks.
???

>tfw no fisting gf to wear me like a watch

>>7897076
I've had moments like that too, anon. In my head I always imagine if I see a qt on the bus, cafe, ect.. I'll say something, but when it actually happens irl I just keep glancing at her, get really nervous, then spend the rest of my day wondering "what if?"

Don't beat yourself up about it though, there are more qts out there, and next time, even if you can't get the courage to say something, when you two make eye contact give a small smile, a wave or any kind of small polite gesture. I did that last time I saw a qt and she smiled back, I mean I was to scared to go over and talk to her, but hey, it's a start.

>>7897095
I guess to make it seem like she wasn't eavesdropping?

>>7897076
We've all been there. Normally i really keep to myself on public transport and send of a lot of fuck off vibes but sometimes I've felt confident enough to start talking to people, even a few QTs. I think i came on too strong. Never gotten a number or further than friendly conversation she didn't seem to want to continue.

>TFW either too intimidated or too intimidating to meet QTs.

>>7894783
no I just ate different meals for once

>>7894805
I hope you're making her breakfast in my spirit, Anon

>>7896740
because it started out as scrambled eggs until I realized I had left overs I could mix in

LGBT D&D anon here, I just got back from my friday night game (the none LGBT one) It looks pretty promising. There was one guy I thought would be a neckbeard type at first because he was being bossy during character creation, but he actually was reasonable good in game. No QT chicks though, both the other two girls in the game I know already and one has a boyfriend, and the other just radiates straight vibes.

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>>7891296
Can't believe this hasn't been mentioned. Let me know if you want more.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKmxVhuhQy8

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>>7896765
I want Heather C to step on my face.

I'm really glad Heathers is suddenly popular. I've been in love with the show for two years.

>>7897623
Did you get to make your own character this time?

go to bed at 8pm
wake up at 12am
can't fall back asleep
I'm glad I have the next three days off, or this could be a problem
I'll just play some dreamcast until the sun comes up

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>>7896709
Just got home. And no.

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>>7899239
There is always tomorrow, right?

>>7896777
I didn't have anyone specific in mind, it's just that a few threads ago some anons talked about Elsanna, figured they might still be around. And I'm pretty sure Austrianon was one of them, what with the whole sister thing and such.

>>7899246
Yes! Hope is the last to die.

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What is lesgen's favorite fantas/DND race?

>in before everyone says elves.

tfw no rugged elf princess to spend eternity with......

>>7895809
I live in Denmark too. Vela is nice, too bad i'm too socially retarded for talking to strangers.

>>7899257
I've always liked orcs

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>>7899257
Is it a cop out if I say Eldar? Since they're basically space elves..?

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>>7899257
Dwarves, only because I love to play Dwarf Fortress.

>>7899617
I really wanted to get into that after reading about Boatmurdered but it was just too "fun" for me.

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>>7899641
It took me forever to figure the game out desu, but it's so so worth it! You should try it again sometime.

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>>7891481
Does anyone else here have skin like this growing on the nails?

I hate it so much. Can't even cut my nails all the way down.

>>7899688
That is NOT NORMAL. You need to see a doctor.

>>7897095
>>7897340
Yeah. Since they were sitting so close to me, it was inevitable to listen to them.

>>7897224
>when you two make eye contact give a small smile, a wave or any kind of small polite gesture.

I could try that. I suffer from resting bitch face so I probably don't look the friendlist when out and just minding my own business.

>>7897406
I'm too intimidated by talking up someone so qt. A regular stranger, might be a bit awkward, but okay; but a qt whose hand I might want to hold? Whole different level.

>>7899732
It's called extended hyponychium. So as much as I hate it, it's nothing dangerous or worth seeing the doctor over.

Might not be "normal", but it's not as uncommon as you'd think. Just one of those weird things some people are unlucky enough to have.

>>7898464
Yeah I'm a half orc ranger this time.
>>7899257
this is going to sound special snowflakey but I have a thing for tieflings, because the first character I ever played was a tiefling

>>7899688
This sounds a bit gross but have you tried cutting it away? I don't think the skin there is very sensitive and I doubt it would ever bleed if you just cut your nails down to the length you want.

>>7899774
Anything interesting happen during the game?

>>7899821
>This sounds a bit gross but have you tried cutting it away? I don't think the skin there is very sensitive

OH MY GOD, NO. The skin is very sensitive. Cutting it would hurt like hell.

>>7899846
Really? I bite the skin around the sides of my nails all the time (I know its a bad habit, I'm trying to stop) and that doesn't hurt at all Maybe you can go to a doctor and they can help sort it out. Small things like that can usually be treated if you're willing to pay for what is essentially just cosmetic treatment.

Okay, that was just a cruel joke, no sex for me.

>>7900104
Is it funny or what? Now I can't even find a woman on anonymous dating site so I have to find a prostitute. Somehow.
Fuck, I'm super frustrated.

>>7900174
Are there even lesbian prostitutes?

>>7900199
In Japan you can get some.

>>7900208
So I have to fly to Japan to get laid? Aw

>>7900213
You can also hit the gym and become a bit less disgusting you ugly fuck.

>>7900231
Getting /fit/ wouldn't hurt, but my crippling social anxiety is the bigger problem.

>>7900199
There should be bisexual prostitutes at least, why not?

>>7890869
>Toned
Stop fucking triggering people, you fucking dyel. Muscular tonus is irrelevant unless we're talking about neurological problems: what you mean is decent amount of muscle + low bf%.

Pallof presses, weighted or cable crunches, vacuums - every other day 3X8-12, never the day before heavy compounds + 10X10 fork putdowns. Forget about planks, shit is annoying and time ineffective.

>>7900174
There are prostitutes who do couples so i don't think you'd have much trouble finding one who will do you. For a price, of course. The other anon is referring to a special, lesbian only brothel in Japan. I checked out their website and i think almost all of them are subs. Real QTs though.

Getting /fit/ will help and can boost confidence. Anxiety is in the brain though and never forget that you control your brain.

>>7900329
L-link?

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>>7900247
>Getting /fit/ wouldn't hurt
>but
>but
>but
fuck off, do it. the time will pass anyway and who knows - maybe that will boost your confidence enough to get you out of your self-pitying slump, or going to the gym and being forced to interact with people will help, or you'll meet someone there.

eat your fucking oats, do SS - don't forget accessories (compounds is enough for abs is a meme,) transition to PHUL after a couple months, get big, four scoops a day, leave humanity behind, COME ON!

>love sending nudes to my gf
>She never asks for any anymore

Feels surprisingly bad.

>>7900334
http://yuri-shinjuku.net/sp/

I hope you speak moon runes.

>>7900329
I don't control anything in my body, only mind stuff. And I'm too aware how much of a shit I am, can't see how people can be interested in it, so really nothing to control.
I'm just not pretty and dislike makeup, getting bigger is way to difficult so fuck the gym.

>>7900360
Send them to me

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Would you guys bang her?

>>7900362
Gosh they're cute.

I keep having erotic BDSM fantasies I want to fuck a girl so hard she starts sobbing why am I like this

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>>7900405

There's literally nothing wrong with that.

>>7900405
I keep having erotic BDSM fantasies about being fucked so hard I start sobbing.
Soo. How you doing anon?

>>7896915

supergirlanon

>>7900404
I know. I look through it every time i think about going to Tokyo. I'd consider hiring one if i ever visited Japan and didn't have a thing against paying for sex.

>>7900471
It's weird, I find prostitution disgusting when guys do it but somehow if a lesbian did it, I'd be more okay with it.

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>>7900362
A-Are they hiring at the moment?

>>7900510
It's not weird, just sexist.

>>7900535
Yeah, but I mean I can't think of a reason why I feel that way.

>>7900510
It does seem a little less exploitative but i think my reasons are more egotism. I don't want to pay for something I feel i could get for free. I think I'm good looking and charming enough to get a girl to come home with me. If I'm there on holiday it goes without saying I'm not looking for a long term thing so it's not like I'm paying for that convenience either.

>>7900519
No idea. If you can decipher the dodgy translation maybe you can find an application. Now I'm wondering how many cute Japanese girls there are looking online for qt white waifus.

>>7899257
I like playing as gnomes but elves are really cool

>>7900592
Almost everyone feels that way, even guys. Being "sexist" is simply programmed human behavior.

A guy who goes to a prostitute is pathetic and exploitative, a woman is just lonely. You can't legislate that perception away.

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>>7900362
>a jumping boy
>electric money

>>7900660
It's really unfair.

>>7900795
No it isn't. It's the way the world works, pretending otherwise is just creating a divide between the genders.

>>7900818
Being "just how it is" doesn't stop it being unfair.

>>7900839
Female pedos are much less likely to get caught, if they molest boys - in 90% of cases the boys are not believed if they speak up. I watched an interview once where a female pedo talked about regularly molesting the children of her friends while babysitting. Once kid even blabbed and the parents took it as one of those lies kids constantly tell.

On the flip side boys are much less likely to be molested and have less lasting trauma from abuse.

Same thing: guys are more stigmatized for prostitution, but on the flip side they are much less likely to end up trafficked as sex slaves.

It's a very rough kind of "balance."

It may seem cruel, but that's the way it is. Even if you try to legislate against it: you still have human judges and cops and lawyers who will enforce it according to their own perception.

>>7900888
>tl;dr
sometimes you can't do anything about something that sucks, no matter how much it sucks

>>7900888
If the perceptions of cops and judges and parents lets 90% of molested boys be disbelieves then that needs to be accounted for, not accepted. It would never be accepted the other way around.

>>7900888
>and have less lasting trauma from abuse.
maybe the rest of your post is the reason why.

>>7900914
>sometimes you can't do anything about something that sucks, no matter how much it sucks
Basically. I work for a law firm: justice is a pretty rare miracle. Although my country is corrupt as fuck, so that might be screwing with my world view a bit.

Also this is a thread for horny lesbians, sorry to hijack it with a downer.

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>>7900951
it's okay
how shitty the world can be sometimes makes the good parts that much better

>>7900427
I'm doing alright. Currently just sort of drifting in and out of sleep as I periodically play Pokemon. Just met Guzma for the first time and I love him. IT'S YA BOI.

>>7900971
Not much consolation for people who suffer the shitty parts.

Anyone here ever done molly/MDMA? What's it like? I heard the hangover is fucking horrible

>>7901276
>I heard the hangover is fucking horrible

Huh, I've never had a particularly painful one, or heard from other people who did MDMA that their hangovers suck. At most I might have had a slight headache or still felt slightly out of it.

>>7901246
I'm pretty sure that was a Joey Tribbiani style "how you doing?" Ask for her kik or something you sperg.

>>7901276
its ok. fun to do with other people. careful when combining it
with other stimulants (amphetamines)

remain hydrated (water or sports drink) and cool, as it increases your body temperature (in some people by quite a bit)

if you're into supplements, magnesium + zinc + calcium + vit c migitate some of the negative effects.

you might feel like shit the day after, no biggy

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>>7901448
>>7900427
Oh. Uh. Hey babe, u want sum fuk? Kik? E-eggs? D-don't go...

>>7901453
>water or sports drink
i volunteered at a couple music festivals: definitely the latter - stims, sweating, dancing and then further diluting your electrolytes with plain water is a recipe for trouble.

>>7901469
Wow that takes me back

>>7901469
Rookie mistake: Everyone knows the eggs need to be scrambled in order for this to work.

>>7900635
both are awesome! I have a gnome sorcerer i want to play sometime.
>>7899821
best bit in the game:
>we're escorting a merchant through some woods
>be attacked by dire wolves
>barbarian charges and gets bit, losing hit points.
>because of this he goes into a rage (an in game feature for barbarians)
>after he has finished killing the dire wolf he goes back to see if the merchant is okay
>but he's still in a rage
>forgot to mention he's a very hairy dwarf barbarian
>because of this merchant (NPC) mistakes him for a wolf and attacks him
>much laughter was had about how he's more hair than man

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>>7900358
>compounds is enough for abs is a meme
>a meme

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>>7901469

>>7901848
It is. Sure, you'll have okay abs if you squat and deadlift. But if you want a great core, it's simply not enough in most cases.

>gf hanging out at her friends' house
>trying hard not to be jealous
h-help

why is half of /fit/ lurking on lesgen? it's because the op photo?
>>7901469
>>7901848
>>7901861

>>7901861
Good God what the fuck. There's no way he's gonna gain with that is there?

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>>7901868
Using an ab wheel is the only extra thing you need to do for your abs. There is no need to put more effort into them.

>>7901877
Stop being jelly, fatty.

>>7901882
He is not trying to gain. He is on a cut. On a glorious egg cut.

>>7901882
If he is has a lot of fat (borderline morbidly obese) and little muscle: then yes, he'd probably make decent gains.

>>7901913
>Stop being jelly, fatty.
Fuck off, I'm lean already. Glorious winter cut master-race.

reminder that girls with muscles are shit and chubby girls are the best

>>7901952
I mean, I personally like both. Love a little meat on the bones, whether it's muscle or fat. Only kind of body type I don't like are those super skinny girls though, it's like doing it with a skeleton and they never have any ass and it just does nothing for me.

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>>7901952
but that's wrong you fucking retard

>>7901871
also she doesn't wants to show me her qt tummy
have i lost her?

>>7901995
that's not skinny, that's ripped. there is a big difference.

>>7901997
>she doesn't wants to show me her qt tummy
what? does she tie a shawl around it when you have sex or something?

>>7901995
>literally a bunch of hard lumps that you can't even squish

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>>7902002
>that's not skinny, that's ripped

That is not ripped. Pic related is ripped as fuck.

>>7901952
Why not both?

>>7902014
>roids
yeah, no thanks.

>>7902008
it's not like that,anon
it's just that she's self conscious about her body,but i wish i could pet and tickle her belly

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>>7902032

has the same problem with an ex about her ass cellulitis, ended up starting to slobber and bite all over it - while telling her that the only reason i am with her are is her qt3.14 dimpled ass and that i'll leave her if she ever gets on a diet, she started getting a bit mad but in the end we had a huge laugh about it and she started to relax a bit.

>>7902097
>while telling her that the only reason i am with her are is her qt3.14 dimpled ass and that i'll leave her if she ever gets on a diet
anon that's not how you comfort your gf

>>7902097
Sometimes the aggressive approach works, sometimes it backfires badly, though.

>>7902097
>cellulitis
tranner

>>7902105
hey, it worked, but I definitely could see an outcome where she ends up slapping me and storming out of the door. heart fucking racing before she turned that frown upside down.

>>7902117
??
wrong term? it's celulit in my language.

>>7901995
I don't know why naval piercings disgust me
They shouldn't, it feels like it's a really petty thing to be upset about

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I'm sitting here trying to eat oatmeal as a pre-exercise meal and I made the mistake of watching American Horror Story while doing it. A very HUGE mistake.

>>7902196
I don't get it.

>>7902211
Basically I'm weak of stomach even though I see lots of disturbing shit in my games and shows and eating something with the texture of gruel is tough for me as it is without nasty shit on my screen and murder.

>>7902226
Ah, form me oatmeal is very easy to hold down, even though I have a very touchy stomach.

>>7902226
let it clump up and add milk
its what I do to cream of wheat

>>7902226
then stop watching that shit show

>>7902280
But anon season 2 was amazing.

>>7902226
Pls throw up, that's my fetish.

>>7902292
shit
h
o
w

Why the heck do I have a crush on a girl that weighs like 250 pounds

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>>7902411
Because her personality is as big as her body?

>>7902411
is she nice to you?

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>>7902411
Because you are desperate and have very low standards.

>>7901877
I'm the anon that started this comment chain, >>7900405 and I can say that I lurk /fit/. I'm losing weight. It feels good that I'll likely be in a healthy weight range by January of next year.

>>7902692
/fit/ seems like /r9k/+/soc/ at first glance: depression, redpill this that, girls, problems at work. like only half the threads seem like they have anything to do with fitness.

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>>7902753
You act like I don't enjoy that part too, laughing at all the angry redpilled men upset that their gainz don't fix their shitty personalities.

>>7902775
Careful, plenty of the girls itt are in the same situation.

>>7902775
>man hating lesbo
please be more of a cliche.

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>>7902802
Noted.

>>7902817
I don't hate men! I have plenty of male friends. :^)

>>7902817
How can she do that, by turning ftm?

>>7902775
Lurk /fit/ too, the guys are mostly alright - by 4chan standards. If anything, browsing it and going to the gym has made me more sympathetic towards jocks.
>n-no hetero

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>>7902885
You do have a point. They're probably the closest to women I've ever seen in terms of body self-loathing and monitoring. Also,

>related

>>7901995
Nice stomach but that belly ring ruins it.

>>7900785
Bald
>Means she's shaved.
A Jumping Boy
>It's one of those remote controlled vibrators. You can make her walk around with one and buzz her when you like, I think.
Mini-electric
>A mini Hitachi magic wand, I think.
Electric money
>I think they're talking about vibrators again.
Benis band
>A strap-on

time to settle the most pressing matter
tits or ass?

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>>7903188
There is only one option for the cultured and mature anon.

>>7903188
hips/gap/pubic area > tits > ass

>>7903188
A girl can have no tits and still be extremely hot. The same isn't true for ass.

>>7903299
delet this

>>7903299
I don't know. I've mentioned her before, but I knew this girl who didn't have much of either. B cup boobs, kind of a flat butt, nice legs but nothing special, but she had the most beautiful face and eyes I've ever seen. I'd never met a girl so beautiful she made me angry, but this girl made me pine so hard I wanted to scream sometimes. The worst part was i had to pretend to be uninterested because I didn't want to make things awkward between us. Then she got a boyfriend and moved to another city with him around the same time my 5 year relationship came to an end. Life is suffering.

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>tfw /lesgen/ is filled with a bunch of normies that go out and party all weekend

>>7904135
I'm here, anon. I showered. I'm clean. I ate pizza. I'm feeling okay.

>>7904135
nuh uh, I'm sitting in my living room playing code veronica and sipping on my third hot toddie

>>7904179
>I showered. I'm clean. I ate pizza.
Sounds like a nice Saturday night, anony.

I took my doggo for a late night jog. Now I'm just chillin', drinking some coffee, and playing some vidyas.

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>>7904135
I'm the anon who exercised and watched American Horror Story. Since then I have been playing Terraria with my girlfriend, pic related. She did all the room designs, by the way.

>>7904215
Thanks. I'm happy for your doggy. I have two old mutts. They're disgusting and can't walk right and I love them.

I'm currently fantasizing about being rich, having my own home, and bringing them home.

Heres a question for all of /clg/. Would you let a girl pick you up at a bar and bring you to her home, presumably for sex? Why or why not?

>>7904343
*bringing girls home

>>7904135
I'm trying to play Skyrim but it keeps crashing so I'm browsing 4chan on my phone. There's thunder outside and i really want a qt to cuddle and drink tea with ;_;

>>7904377
I love Skyrim and storms. Let's meet up and cuddle and talk about our feelings while shouting at random NPCs.

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>>7904283
How did your workout go? Did you reminder to go ass-to-grass when squatting? Did you drink you post-workout proton shake for max gains?

>>7904343
>Would you let a girl pick you up at a bar and bring you to her home, presumably for sex?
If she's a qt and STD free, I don't see why not.

>>7904377
There is a thunderstorm in my area as well. It's pretty bad. I'm just hoping the power doesn't go off.

>>7904343
I'm super nervous about running into a psycho
>cannibalanon, I mean you
I'd be more than a little paranoid about going to somebody's place,
or having somebody come to my place,
after a few drinks and a slurred
>hey, wanna fug?
3 dates minimum

>>7904418
How do you know she's STD free? That's always my biggest concern, they could just lie.

>>7904437
>>cannibalanon

Do I even want to know?

>>7904438
This is going to blow minds, but have you tried asking?

>>7904431
I lost my internet connection so I'm using my mobile date. The lights flickered a little but the power didn't go off. I panic saved my game and a few tabs just in case.

>>7904343
I would. I haven't done it before but i reckon it would be fun as long as i didn't turn it into a habit. I don't think I'm made for one night stands but I like the idea of meeting a qt and being taken home.

>>7904393
I don't want to talk about feelings, just cuddle and maybe watch a movie while it rains.

>>7904418
All well and good, except, no shake. I neglected to buy the necessary ingredients when I was at the market this month. Don't be disappointed in me anon.

>>7904343
Honestly I would. If I get bad vibes I won't. Also, I can't be the subject of bondage kinks with a stranger. Even though it'd be thrilling, I don't want them to murder me while I'm tied to their bedposts.

>>7904444
an anon was talking about fantasies of trapping and eating people
>super skeevy

>>7904458
That's what I fucking meant, you moron. You ask and they go, "yeah, totally," but they're lying and don't actually know or do know they're not free and just lie bc they want in your pants.

>>7903606
> girl who didn't have much of either
>B cup boobs
Ahhhhhh That isn't nothing. Pretty sure A and under count for flat.

>but she had the most beautiful face and eyes I've ever seen.

This surely has to count for something. My current gf has a model tier face and that always gets me going.

>>7904463
Wh- alright. I'm a kinky son of a bitch, but uh, I think that one might be a little too far for me.

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>>7904468
If you don't think you can trust a person, then why the fuck would you want to sleep with them?

Like if you don't feel you can trust them you have more to worry about than STD's

>Murder you while sleeping
>Steal all your shit and vanish
>could by lying about anything else that she said in the date/at the bar.

Like honestly. If you look at them and talk to them and judge them to be not the "only talking to you to get into your pants" and can't judge a person correctly. You deserve to get what you get.

If this is a big issue for you then just don't hookup on the first date. Your making this way harder than it has to be.

>>7904476
it was three or four threads ago
possibly more, I don't really keep track
fairly new to the chans

>>7904474
A nice face counts for a lot in my book. I didn't say she was flat, just that her chest wasn't her best feature. I still would have loved to touch her everywhere, but it was her face that i fell in love with.

>>7904461
>I neglected to buy the necessary ingredients when I was at the market this month
Do you only go to the grocery store once a month?

>>7904671
doesn't everybody?
I mean, I get milk when I need it, but I rarely go though more than a gallon on my own

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>>7904671
Yes, I buy all the food I'm gonna need for the month and stow it away. I'm cheap, poor, and lazy when it comes to going outside. I don't have a car. Going out sucks.

>>7904716
>>7904685
How do you guys keep your veggies/fruits fresh and crisp for a month's time?
I go to the market every weekend to restock since most of my diet consist of veggies/fruit and chicken.

>>7904685
I live next to the grocery store but I go like 3-4 times a week. When it was farther away I would still go at least three times a month

>>7904861
My vegetables are mostly frozen. And fruit? Well, I don't eat a variety of fruit. Lots of fruit is expensive here. I eat a lot of canned pineapples and apples. The apples go fast and I don't restock unless I run out of something else important. I buy LOADS of chicken. I prepare it the day I buy it and put a couple servings each in sandwich baggies in the freezer.

>>7904861
I buy a lot of dried stuff
Dried apricots and pineapples are great substitutes for junk food
Working at McBurger keeps me in cheap ass salads that I can beef up at home

Otherwise it's mainly canned shit

>>7904897
>My vegetables are mostly frozen.
I don't really like buying them frozen. Then you have to steam or boil them. Too lazy for that. I like to just rinse and eat. Frozen fruit, however, is great for protein shakes.

>I buy LOADS of chicken. I prepare it the day I buy it and put a couple servings each in sandwich baggies in the freezer.
I do the same with my chicken.

>>7904972
>Dried apricots and pineapples are great substitutes for junk food
I have 2 apricots and 2 tangerine trees in my backyard. My tangerine trees produced so much that I would let my neighbors come around so they can collect some for themselves. I had a banana tree, but it got a fungal infection and died. RIP my free bananas.

>>7904993
I can't stomach bananas anymore
I ate like, ten in one sitting when I was little and got sick
every time I taste bananas now, I associate it with 11 year old me dry heaving on the bathroom floor

>>7905077
Sounds like a potassium overdose.

>>7905081
probably was
I didn't know any better

it's like Greenday, used to love them
now I can't stand them
even a little bit

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>>7905077
> Can't handle Bananas
> Potassium
> Spironolactone

Trans spotted.

>>7905117
I eat avocados all the time tho
little creole seasoning and a spoon and I'll inhale it

>tfw stayed up till 6 am grading assignments
>tfw no gf to tell me to come to bed and that I'm working too hard during spring break
>tfw am not sliding into bed trying not to wake her up, only to realize that she waited for me to get in bed to give me a kiss and big spoon me
>tfw no sleepy gf "tomorrow night you're sleeping when I go to sleep"

>>7905219
>you stretch forward, fingers interlaced, trying to get your shoulder to pop that uncomfortable kink
>you look down at the pile of papers yet to be graded
>you've powered through so many, but have still more to go
>she walks silently down the hall
>creeping up behind you
>she snakes her arm around your neck and whispers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2aljbqhRSw

>>7905242
No, fuck off. It's still the weekend and I don't have to get up if I don't want to.

>>7891296
Frontbottoms.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRmaIYbLWho

Local Natives.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cfgg6bznpZ0

Heya lesgen
Austrianon is still alive, in case anyone was wondering. Migraines got me pretty bad for the last week or so but I'm back home now.
What'd I miss?

>>7905468
Everyone forgot about you. :^)

Check the news, fool.

>>7905468
A bunch of girls complained about not having girlfriends, some trannies annoyed us, something about cannibalism. So no you didn't really miss anything.

Is it that sexual abuse is revoltingly common, or is it because of me?

My mother, my ex, my friend, and my current girlfriend all have had varying types of sexual abuse, and I'm wondering if it's something to do with me? They all suffered it before they met me.

Anyone else know a lot of victims of sexual abuse?

>>7905476
Oh, yeah right. Sorry, still on meds.

>>7905522
So, same old, except the cannibalism? Are we taking the pussy eating too literally?

>>7905568
Yes, it's okay, Anon. I was just teasing.

D/A from >>7905522, but I was cannibalism anon. It was my fantasy.

>>7905582
Getting cannibalized, or cannibalizing someone? Either way maybe try putting out an ad, that seems to work for people.

>>7905568
A few threads ago some anon mentioned eating people as part of her fantasy.
See >>7904463

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>tfw no fat gf
;_;

Denny's or IHOP, lesgen?

>>7905435
Great taste, Anon.
The Front Bottoms are one of my favourite bands.

Anons I made out with a qt on Friday. Maybe I should go out more often.

>>7905843
Why the fuck would you want a fat gf? A little chubby maybe, but fat? Obese? No way. I'd rather be single and shlicking to Korean cave paintings for the rest of my life.

I did it, lesgen.
I found a working technique for hands-free orgasms this morning.

>>7905988
Share this wisdom. Crossing your legs and tensing?

>>7905994
No, although I could see that doing the trick.

It was more like, done through some sort of meditation? Like I was trying to focus completely on my thoughts, blocking out the outside world. So when I started having erotic thoughts, I could actually feel the effect of them on my body.

>>7905994
That works for me, but it takes forever. Usually not worth it honestly.