>Gay General:
hi.
>>7887156
>not boys kissing edition
one job, OP
>you will never kiss Theon Greyjoy (pre-op)
Fuck masc4masc
>>7887163
>tfw that's poorly-drawn
>tfw you will never go back to the days of crisp manga-inspired MSPaint art and legitimately funny non-ironic memes
>all the creatives left for tumblr and twitter
>4chan, like you, has nothing to offer anyone
>your life is over and you never even lived it
>>7887163
what is wrong with you?
>>7887184
>legitimately funny non-ironic memes
yes /gg/omrade this feel do I know unironiclly and are we not postironic?
>>7887184
Yeah, not gonna spend more than 30 minutes on a drawing for 4chan.
And it's not ironic. I hate masc4masc.
>tfw i finally have someone to send lewds to who likes and appreciates them
feels good
>>7887243
>hate masc4masc
I hear this often. I'm not familiar with common reasons for that hate.
t. not a baiter, legitimately ignorant
>>7887252
all of it was ironic /gg/omrade
>>7887260
Same here. If at all masc4masc seem to be the less "provocative" of all the types of /lgbt/ tribes.
posted in the last thread but:
guys I need some advice
there's a super cute guy in my classes at uni who I'm really into- I get some gay vibes from him and he always seems happy to see me (also he winked at me the other day?) but idk if its just cause he's a real nice guy in general (cause he is)
what should I do? I don't even know if he's gay and I've never had a boyfriend and I'm also not out
>>7887260
The people who hate "masc4masc" are pretty much the gay equivalent of "nice guys", basically they're unnattractive by the standards of muscular masculine men that they want to date, but because they get rejected masc4masc guys are shallow dickheads, similar to how when a niceguy gets rejected by a girl she's a vapid slut who only likes Chads.
>>7887275
In the process of being straight acting, you lose your sense of humor and act all high and mighty compared to the flamers. But behind closed doors you're still sticking a traffic cone up your ass.
>>7887307
this post is why tbqh
>"nice guy" meme
like, you don't drop shit like this, in 2017, without being heavily into the cat- uh, the establishment. and of course, this particular establishment is pretty antithetical to actual masculinity, so you end up with grotesque boutique masculinity shit where it's a chunky NYC dude with a beard who's really into feminist sci fi and burlesque.
>hnnng
don't do that
>>7887156
How do you flirt with guys?
>>7887279
^also would like answer plz
any good ideas on what to do when you meet a guy you have a crush on in person for the first time?
I plan to grab him by the shoulders and stare into his eyes for a few seconds before giving him a long hug as a greeting. Will that make me appear creepy and weird?
>>7887489
Stick your tongue into his ear
Mumble "tastes just like I imagined"
Then recite the spanish love poem you wrote even though you don't know spanish
Finally get down on one knee and ask to marry him
>>7887335
Do you disagree with the use of the "nice guy" meme or of the boutique masculinity portrayed by the "nice guys"? I kinda get what you're saying but not sure if 100%.
>>7887489
Yeah, that's pretty autistic. Why not just act naturally?
>>7887489
I think it sounds like a cute thing to do, but maybe that's just me.
how do I repress being gay and become straight
All I can think about is having a man to hold me and let me suck his dick
Should I just give in
>>7887551
>repress being gay and become straight
if there was actually a way to do this there wouldn't be any gay guys in the first place
>>7887554
Fair enough.
Time to get a bf
>>7887335
>chunky NYC dude with a beard who's really into feminist sci fi and burlesque
pls be my bf
>>7887156
Is there still a cam chat room
>>7887489
You sound retarded. More often than not hes not a faggot and doesn't like you
>>7887551
I don't know how, but you should.
>>7887163
>>7887243
Hey drawfag, Long time no see you pal. You're still kicking around this place good god. I thought you would have killed yourself by now?
>>7887634
>I thought you would have killed yourself by now?
I should have. That whole 'getting lost in your hobbies' thing set in and now I'm better able to cope with sucking so bad.
Seemed like everyone from 2 years ago had left, so I figured it'd be okay to post drawings again without being recognized. Guess not.
got myself a new job lads
>>7887279
try to find out if he checks your ass
>>7887665
Not everyone is an ass person
>>7887551
Plan A: stop being a faggot and assume your atteaction to men
Plan B: Be an hero
>>7887658
Only a few of us are still here. But we post under Anonymous, sometimes we throw our trips out, but rarely seeing as there's no real point to it anymore. This board has turned into /trans/ And there really isn't a place for us to gays on here anymore. A lot of us use the discord group chat that's why this place is so dead.
Also, why the masc4masc hate? Get turned down on dating sites or something are you just being pissy?
>>7887591
you're wrong, I know he's gay and he likes me
the only thing I don't know is if he likes me as much as I like him
>>7887671
Mascfags are never as masculine as they think they are, and than uncanny valley of the straight acting facade makes then the queerest sumbitches in the gay world.
And despite that they still dare to police the sexuality of others
>>7887714
How do you know that for a fact
>BORN TO LEAD. BUILT TO FIGHT.
LOL
>>7887163
who else masc4fem masterrace here
>>7887736
he's hinted at it and I also asked him directly
>>7887737
Holy shit why does she look so shit there. I thought it was Marilyn Manson at first
>>7887747
Now date and fuck him. You have a bf now. You also are not qualified to post here after that.
>>7887747
Then why go through the extra bullshit. Just tell him how you feel
Looks vs personality.
Discuss. You can be honest here.
>>7887762
I guess personality?
You can always ignore looks by putting a paper bag over their head
>>7887762
Looks 100%
You can't fuck a great personality.
>>7887740
I just kind of there. I don't really like using any labels because the moment you play the "I'm just regular but gay" you become an offputting stereotype
>>7887762
Personality is far more important. Good looks don't last, good personality does.
>>7887762
I'd go with personality, but I'd be lying if I said that looks are completely irrelevant.
>>7887671
Sorry, at work.
Ive been posting here again for the past month. Yes, its very dead.
I'm just being pissy. I'm a year or two from going masc.
What I truly hate is bis.
>>7887762
Both or nothing
>>7887762
look for hookups personnality for everything else
Friendly reminder straight men are false advertising for what you actually get when you go gay
>>7887258
Enjoy anon... I only have silence unless I send to a straight guy who lives across the world on kik
>>7887279
Talk to him
Just went to a hair salon instead of a barber for the first time. I always used to go to barbers cause i figured it was more masculine, but I thought id try something different today.
I 100% recommend it, if you have the cash you HAVE to try it.
>free brownies and tea
>you get your hair washed and scalp massaged
>the male stylists are cuter and younger than at bars
>they recommend you hair products to buy and give you tips on maintaining and styling your hair
>stylists have more interesting stories than barbers have
>nicer interior design
Cost me £44 but it was totally worth it. I feel so pampered!
>>7888136
>he doesn't spend 100+ eurodollars per session at the hair salon
what are you, poor?
>>7888136
That guy is so fine. What were they thinking putting that troglodyte next to him.
>>7888018
Not a neet anymore eh? Well that's good to hear. Yeah this place doesn't really have any colorful trips anymore so its been slow.
You need to make more OC gaygen content.
>>7888136
Off yourselfFeelgood
>>7887505
I think you're misunderstanding me on purpose. I'm saying that the establishment heavily promotes bara-type stuff for a number of reasons, which has converted it from basically an incest RP niche fetish into this really vile, cloying, signaling thing.
>>7887570
Are you willing to stick with him after he conspicuously defends Women in Video Games and is subsequently revealed to be a rapist or something? Because that's what you're probably getting with that dude.
>>7888136
The male hair stylists at salons are young fuccboi drag queens.
Barber shops with older gay bear men are the best. Just tell them you want a haircut to attract daddies and they'll know exactly what to do.
>>7888261
Also, like with feminism, there's this segment of really unfuckable people who promote it out of resentment, e.g. it's Actually Sexier to be 40 with a slowed metabolism and a dick that's starting to not work, and there's something wrong with you if you don't find that desirable. Being in that situation myself, no, no there is not. That's why I'm on the internet.
>>7887662
What job anon?
I'm leaving my one soon, hoping to get a job where there is an actual chance of moving higher up.
My bf has broad wide shoulders and chest. His waist gets way more slim and he has nice thick hips and thighs.
Meanwhile, I have a big chest, but not as big.
My torso doesn't get as slim or hourglass? Shaped and my waist hips aren't really any bigger than my torso.
My bf has a perfect body and mine is probably like a fridge I hate it.
What can I do?
Is there a way to get thicker hips/waist without just gaining weight?
>>7888393
1) people are always more critical of their own body than of others, most of it is in your head
2) theres no way to change it without gaining weight. the only way to fix it would be to build your deltoid and latissimus dori muscles to widen your shoulders and upper torso
Where and how do I find a cute bf?
Seems like the only good looking guys have so many orbiters that they can just pick and choose the best ones.
>>7888409
Nah, I'm always running my hands across his sides when we're in bed naked. He's got it.
I'm like a half empty toothpaste tube jfc.
uguu~
>>7887163
this picture is fucking gold. it's getting the queens all up in a tizzy. love it.
>>7888417
you should become a good looking guy yourself, so you can pick and choose from your own orbiters desu
So, after using a lot of codeine, ibuprofen, paracetamol, mouthwash, ice packs to deal with the horrible pain of some kind of tooth infection, I started watching cape movies to pass the time. I always considered them too ridiculous, campy, and full of plot holes to even bother with them, but then I realised they can be really fun these days because you get to see hot guys in the lead taking off their shirts.
They're still full of cheesy lines and stories, but I'm gonna be watching more of this Captain America and Chris Pratt movies. Already seen the Star Trek reboot series, I know it's not a cape movie, but still watchable because of the guy who plays Kirk. I'm guessing this is a recent 2010s-ish phenomenon of having more guy eye candy to draw other audiences. Any other recommendations?
>>7888104
>You'll never be masc, turn twink and submit to your masc overlords.
Twink only lasts til like, 25, maybe 29 at the absolute most, and that's pushing it. Why would I do something I only have a few years left to do?
>Don't lie to yourself about becoming masc, it's not a thing
I'm already masc, I just don't look it.
>>7888232
>Not a neet anymore eh?
Barely. Might be getting a new job that's like, actually impressive to have. Then I'll be way less pathetic.
>Yeah this place doesn't really have any colorful trips anymore so its been slow.
Yeah, I noticed the ones here now suck. Although I was never a fan of tripfags.
>You need to make more OC gaygen content.
Well, the one I just did was immediately lambasted. I'm no longer invested in anyone here, so I guess I'd feel less guilty making fun of the current tripfags.
>>7887748
Pfft. She couldn't pull this off if she tried.
>>7888449
I don't like what mascfaggotry has become either, but don't be spiteful. That just makes shit worse.
>>7888318
Hey man why haven't you join the discord group yet? I figure you would have come join us.
>>7888486
that's good to hear that you're gonna get another job. Yeah, I don't really know too much about these new trips there really uninteresting and bland and boring if I'm being honest. I like your OC but I'm not really a fan of masc4masc hate but I understand why some people would be upset about it and don't you still owe me a picture that I asked for so long long long ago? You kept trying to make it really like mean spirited when I wanted. It just to be a cute portrait I guess. Lol
>>7888713
can u tell magii to unban me pls
>>7888739
I think it's pretty much set in stone that you're not gonna get unbanned and besides magii doesn't listen to me anymore anyway because I'm not a mod.
>>7888754
I need someone to talk to about myself
>>7888318
I'm not 100% sure myself but it's something something computer assisted engine testing
>>7888713
Oh I was in it for some time a while back, I didn't get up to much in there though. I don't have much time for it really, I only lurk here every so often as it is these days.
>>7888754
Stop being so salty you attention whore
I'm thinking of writing in my bio that my dick is pretty small or "below average", because I always get rejected after having sex once and I can't think of any reason for it other than my baby dick.
Is it a bad idea?
>>7888782
Yeah, I can understand that it is not really much that goes on in this group anyway. So, your not really missing much at all. What have you been up to lately tho in your little londontown?? Lol
>>7888783
>says this on a dead board
shut up bitch.
>>7888799
yep
>>7888806
yes
you will come off as incredibly bitter and insecure
>>7888813
Thanks
Then I'm running out of ideas
>>7888781
Damn man, om envious, sounds pretty involved! Are you the guy who was studying compsci?
>>7888812
Well while I was in there it was pretty catty, so it was pretty funny at times, the group calls were fun too.
Oh not too much, I was on holiday for the last two weeks, went to Blackpool for the rides and then just out riding bikes with friends.
We went into central for a day out checking out the sites and pubs, I loved that. I miss going out to clubs and stuff, though I've not really got anyone to go with these days!
>>7888826
>Are you the guy who was studying compsci?
probably not THAT guy but yes I am too
thing is I don't even know the languages I'm supposed to be working with lol
>>7888812
Why the FUCK is MAGII defending a TRANNY in a GAY server meant for GAYS?
>>7888830
*cums on (You)*
>>7888826
well if you ever feel the need to jump back into the discord group give us a Holler because you always were a well liked. Dude, I think.Also have you done anymore gaygen/lgbt meetups lately?
>>7888888
Oh my.
>>7888833
Ahhh okay, if it isn't the languages you've studied aren't you going to be screwed? I mean, I'd assume there is a similarity between languages, though you'd still have to learn one from the ground up?
>>7888854
Ehhh, I dunno if I will to be honest, if I'm not busy with work I'm usually at my friends house, so I've no real time in between to mingle in the discord.
Naw, I've not met with anyone for a while, its always been really enjoyable to meet people from here however.
>>7888902
if I ever visit London, you can be my tour guide for sure.
>>7888902
they're apparently similar to the ones I already know. I'll spend time studying for it until I start working but I don't know what I will answer if he puts me on the spot tomorrow at the job interview
>>7888888
you seem extremely mad
i hope your get alleviates the butthurt
>>7888915
It's pup from the discord. Not the real rugby.
>>7887740
aka paedophile
>>7888926
you're not going to guilt-trip me into desiring your ruined butt
if that were possible, mom would've been able to turn me straight and we wouldn't be having this conversation
>>7888942
>ruined
you mean adult + mature. there is no such thing as a 'feminine' male. only hebephilia.
>>7888713
It's not fun if it's supposed to be nice.
>>7888956
I'm not into hebes, jew lover
>>7888956
does that mean mature women look like men
I guess I'm like a 14 on the Kinsey scale. I have absolutely no attraction to youthfulness or femininity in males.
But I do like the gayer things in life
>>7888888
FUCK YOU FAKE CUNT FOR STEALING THE GET
wait actually im just going to claim it for myself
>tfw got get
>Why the FUCK is talking bad about GAYS in a server meant for GAYS a BAD thing?
Sops isn't gay. He's a fucking tranny. I only bullied him because he was a salty fag to me the entire time. I don't know why magii took his side so much to the point of banning me. I think magii is just jealous that I'm engaged to M'lady.
>>7888973
9 out of 11
>>7888957
Still a meanie.
How do I forget about my ex's thick, juicy 8" penis?
>>7888979
hey rugdaddy
post gainz
>>7889064
get a new one
>>7889064
sounds like you arent really into your current bf if youre fantasizing about your ex
dont settle bruh, date someone you actually love
>>7889064
Find a bf with an even bigger one.
Or simply date him again.
Or cheat because you're a immoral pervert.
Your pick.
>>7889172
desu i never found big dicks to be super painful. you just have to spend longer on the foreplay is all.
the only real downside of a big dick is that you cant deepthroat it (or at least i cant) in my experience
Who wants to be my stargazing bf?
>>7889186
I guess the guys I did it with were selfish/bad at sex then. It always hit a 'wall', and then they pushed past it, and it hurt.
I just don't like that standard being put on a guy; that he needs to have a big penis, or just that bigger ones are better.
>>7889217
H-hi
>>7889237
D-do you want to cuddle and look up at the night sky with me?
>>7887156
>when u fap for 18 consecutive hours and your dick gets swollen but after it get's back to normal you find out your dick got 2 cms bigger to the size of 19 cms.
>>7889260
Y-yes pls
>>7889318
Are y-you a cute??
>>7889357
When do we go on our date desu
>>7887156
>tfw no cute, slightly chubby, handsome, aussie bf.
I want him to say 'Oyy!" when he cums.
>>7889375
When you want?
>>7889401
I dunno
D-do we even live near each other
>>7889427
Probably not. Do you have stars right now?
>>7889432
No it's noon right now
>>7889441
you literally sound like a zombie.
>>7889437
Oh ok
>tfw fat
>>7889495
how fat?
>>7889498
very big bones
>>7888888
fuck dude, nice sextuples
>>7889511
You can still be cute while being kinda fat.
>tfw steve raider is live on instagram in undies prostituting his body to promote some shitty tumblr-tier art of his and directly begging specific people in the chat to buy his prints
wow this makes me feel really bad for him...
i feel a bit shitty for objectifying him now
>>7888235
This meme still?
>>7889462
Astounding.
>>7889589
>small talk on 4chan
Is this why you keep on a trip? You're so simple and plain that you need to have that special little name signature as an attempt to amass a semblance of a personality?
>>7889648
that's why I do it
I've got sod all else going on in this shitshow of a life
>guy on grindr sends pic of his hemorrhoid filled ass
uhhh what the fuck
>>7889657
You're boring too, but at least you sort of have a personality.
Insecure, lonely, top, presumably young. That's something.
KR is literally just "Hello, yes, thank you, good luck, bye".
>>7889658
pop em
Who wants to read yaoi with me?
>>7889679
am I boring?
my hobbies aren't very interesting but idk
>>7889648
No, not really, I've had this tripcode for years now and I have just left it on.
Are you angry that I didn't pursue a conversation deeper? Are you the person I was talking to?
>>7889694
hey still waiting on your response?
wanna trade nudes?
>>7889694
From what I've seen, yes. You are boring.
>>7889706
I'm not angry, and I'm not the person you were talking to.
>inb4 "then don't worry about it"
The moment you put on a trip, you open yourself up to more scrutiny than others. My criticism of you is that you're boring and don't have a personality. You just sound like you're trying to be nice, and that's boring. There's no reason for you to have a trip.
I hope you take your trip off sometimes to say bitchy things or something.
>>7889687
I've run out of mentaiko so there's no more chinese cartoons worth reading
>>7889778
Try D-Raw 2 and Takeshi Matsu.
>>7889776
Well I wasn't known as the hugbox trip on here back in the day for no reason.
I don't really get riled up by anything anyone here says, and generally I won't reply with a berating comment. If you scour the archives of /g/ you'll probably find a more interesting me, and also a dirty furfag.
I see your point, but just to annoy you, I'll keep the trip on. How's that? :3
>>7889790
not interested unless it's about hunks like mentaiko tbqh
>>7889793
Bad.
And I doubt I'd find anything interesting.
Just know that everyone despises you.
>>7889797
It is.
>>7889819
not if the imgs you post are from them, but I guess I'll check them out
>>7889817
Hahaha, come on anon, who pissed in your cereal?
>>7889687
Not until you admit Never Understand was dogshit.
>>7889687
I'll read yaoi with you since I see you asking a lot
>>7889751
that's not what I want
I don't know what I want
or even if I deserve it
or if I'm good enough to have it in the first place
>>7889869
AH! Then lets read these.
>>7889866
Jaeim a CUTE! A CUTE!
>>7889883
Jaerim was fucking cute
>>7889886
Post stomach so we can at least see if you're fat.
tfw no white, switch bf ;_;
Toronto pls
>>7889892
What does that say? The text is really small for me.
How would you advice someone looking to start dating at 25 ? Only hooked up until now, would like some luv for a change.
Pretty obvious but I'm also pretty awkward socially.
>>7889921
Yeah, you're chubby. But it's not that bad though. Not sure why you're so insecure. Are you really ugly or something?
>>7889921
These are my absolute favorites. If you want more recommendations, please ask!
>"Umibe no Étranger" and it's sequel, "Harukaze no Étranger" by Kii Kanna
Three years ago, Hashimoto Shun, a gay novelist in the making, met Chibana Mio, a very quiet high school student, in Okinawa. Mio had lost both of his two parents and was often seen sitting on a bench until very late, watching the sea, near Shun's house. They slowly grew closer to one another, but Mio suddenly had to leave the island.
Three years later, Mio returns to Okinawa, proclaiming his love to Shun.
>"Never Understand / Out of Control" by Bbong
Yuri, one of the school's most handsome guys, and Jaerim, one of the school's ugliest, collide!.. or don't they?
>"Welcome to Room 305!" by WANAN
Kim Jyun Hyun, a homophobic college freshman, shares an apartment with Kim Homo, a gay guy.
My husband (pic related) is from this series. As you can tell, he is very cute.
>"Yatamomo" by Harada
Momo, with no ambitions, is the ultimate bitch, scum, good-for-nothing guy. Yata-chan is a chill, caring, and naïve youth. During their meeting in a public bathroom when he was in the middle of “cleaning up”, Momo takes advantage of the goodness of Yata-chan and comes rolling into his home. But while spending time with him, little by little, the good-for-nothing Momo changes.
>>7889892
Jaerim was adorable but Yuri was such a huge cocksucker. He didn't deserve Jaerim at all. If it weren't for his face, no one would have tolerated his bullshit.
>>7887489
What? Are you a stalker or something?
>>7889956
Yeah, not BL, but it's really good and the plot is gay relevant, so I thought I'd recommend it too.
>Don't even think your husbando is gay.
Yes and?
>>7889946
feel ugly
and aspergers and depression and whatever else is wrong with me
>>7889968
Are you also bitter and paranoid?
>>7889968
You're probably fine. Assuming you won't post pictures though. Seeing as you're a top, unless your dick is less than 3 inches, you shouldn't have all that much trouble getting a boyfriend. Here's to hoping you don't only want to date skinny 16-20 year old boys.
>>7889923
Bumping with a fabulous ampharos.
>>7890026
I guess we have shit in common.
>>7890035
You guys should just fuck already.
>>7890009
Why ruin the horns like that?
faggot
>>7887163
>tfw bony twink ass
How do I develop a nice meaty rump?
>>7890400
Squats
https://discord.gg/DXkn7
>Spring break starts tomorrow
>Meeting up with a qt on monday
What are other fellow students doing or did for spring break?
want 2 die!
>>7890463
not doing anything gay unfortunately. My parents are visiting me and gonna be walking around with them
>>7890463
Dying inside?
Although I'm starting to wonder if there's anything left to die.
wamt 2be raepd
>>7890422
But I can't afford any weights. Can I lift you?
>>7890490
don't we all?
>>7890463
I asked a cutie out and I plan to make him feel special.
Wish me luck
>>7890611
Good luck! I'm really looking forward to meeting the cutie I've been talking to, we're planning to spend several days hanging out and getting lewd.
>>7890513
Sure, I weigh like 160 lbs
r8 my new outfit
im hoping it will attract cute boys when i go out to the grocery store desu
>tfw no cutie to ask out
can i ask one of you out instead
>>7890665
>MT Fuji Pullover
British Weeb/10 or Hypebeast/10
>>7890665
Looks like shit, and your fag jeans show off the fact that your dick is virtually nonexistent.
>>7890752
elaborate pls
>>7890789
>pimple ass
At least take the time to photoshop that out.
>>7890789
Hey bb
>>7890816
You're outfit sucks btw and that anon was right about your dick seeming nonexistent.
>>7890665
I seriously hope you don't go outside like that
>>7890665
I'd be your bf
>>7890835
Who tf has a visible dick when wearing black jeans and viewed from the front though
seriously find me one picture of it
>>7890665
Why do you block out your face, feelgood? We all know what you look like. Or do you just prefer we don't see anything but the blurry poorly lit picks from a specific angle so you can pretend you ever became attractive?
>>7890789
hey ASSHOLE.
this is a blue board
meaning it's sfw only
>>7890842
You're simply not working it. Change outfits.
>>7890852
i mean i just thought it wouldnt make people as mad if i blocked out my face b/c my question was about clothes and not faces
but if youd like to see it, thats fine too i guess? you confuse me. you get mad at literally everything, theres no way to win with you
>>7890860
i guess :c
>>7890665
>that neck
top kek
>>7890876
copy that
>>7890872
You're going to the grocery store anyways right? Just go with that whatever.
>>7890892
i literally had a haircut less than 5 hours ago though
i just asked them not to cut the front though because i wanna get a ponytail like hiroki nakamura when it grows out a little more
>>7890872
You look like an ugly woman in her mid 40s. British inbreeding really did a number on you, huh?
You confuse me much more, you post here constantly for attention and validation despite saying you don't care about gaining favor by being nice here. You constantly tell us about how you want to hook up with this and that and go out of your way to do this, despite at one point saying you had a sexual psychology condition that made it so you felt no attraction or sexual motivation towards anyone until they initiated sex first, and you constantly ask for advice or opinions but can't ever actually take any of it.
I don't think I've ever seen a post from you where you were not either trying to insert your own life into everything or snobbishly putting others down and acting snooty. Please kill yourself.
I just found out my girlfriend is cheating on me with another girl.
How do I turn gay to get revenge on her?
>>7890985
Download grindr, find a guy to fuck you in the ass. It won't be the same if you top, you have to really show it to her and take it up the butt.
>>7890985
Two words
Dick butt
>>7890964
i feel like we've had this exact conversation before desu
iirc, you ended up by saying that you would stop constantly shitposting about me even when i didnt do anything wron. although it seems you dont remember that conversation, natch
>>7890964
>i hate you because you always put people down
But I see you post multiple times every day telling one poster to kill himself for no reason. Sometimes youre so keen to do it you accuse random anons of being him as part of some kind of conspiracy.
:thinking:
>>7891014
Except you didn't change at all, though it seems that you still think yourself above it all and immune to any fault, very condescending, natch
>>7891032
I only bring it up after he complained about such a thing initially despite telling multiple people similar things for much lesser grievances. If he doesn't want to get hit he shouldn't post shit.
Talking behind peoples backs and calling people like kingrice and wizzy lower class chavs or rednecks who probably have stds after they tried to get to know him is one thing, but constantly seeing him in the thread talking shit to people and then acting surprised when the condescending vapid blogs about his life that are present in EVERY SINGLE THREAD are used against him is what triggers me the most.
Then of course he accuses every other poster that calls him out of being a troll or a samefag, since of course everyone loves our resident retard and anyone who doesn't is just pretending. Much like you're doing now, natch
>>7890985
Have sex with her brother
The fuck is 'natch' and 'feelgood'? These are awful names.
>>7891119
i have never ever insulted either kr or wiz, to their face or otherwise. i dont think ive ever even said the word chav or redneck in rhe last 3 years. you keep making up this simply untrue shit and you do it over and over again no matter how many times you turn out to be wrong.
i would take you more seriously if you didnt deliberately lie to make me seem like a dick - it makes you appear less of a rational person who is fed up and more of a ravenously insane cunt who will never be happy no matter what
>>7891167
>i have never ever insulted either kr or wiz, to their face or otherwise
So now you're just flat out lying? Even now when you're trying to insult me you think you can play the innocent card. Both people have heard what you said about them, and it honestly makes sense given your posts. You always did seem like the type of pampered faggot that looks down his nose at everyone, why would this be any different?
>>7891192
What the fuck are you talking about? i simply havent ever insulted either of them, and you are welcome to post an archived post of mine contradicting that if you think im lying
where are you getting this information from?
Opinion on these shorts?
Well it turns out fags are just bigger women
Kinda not surprised
>>7891292
>turns out fags are just better women
Fixed it
Tell me I'm cute faggots
>>7891609
Looks like you crawled out of the amazon and white people gave you a bath and put underwear on you.
Similarly, there was that monkey who took a selfie like that.
>>7887489
if you're in college and have the same class, ask for a ride home.
it works for me, but ymmv.
>>7891647
What if they live on campus anon
>>7891849
Tell them to give you a piggy back ride
>>7887731
>tfw cruising under the gaydar without concious effort
>tfw living on an island with a population under 10000 with a disproportionate # of queers and trans and only have had one partner in three years
oh you grew out your hair..why arent you in the discord?
>>7890872
not sure why all these losers are so salty.
you look cute, i'd date you. the outfit..not so great though.
why are conservatives more likely to be alpha?
name one (1) liberal you know who isn't a pussy pushover
>>7892428
in your head some how you have suplanted dumb and full of cum with Alpha.
This is not the case.
>>7892480
I, for one, agree fine sir.
A real alpha is a man who is not afraid to show his intelligence, I for instance regularly attend local atheists gatherings and am well read in both Richard Dawkins and Neil degrade tyson.
I bid you good day fellow scholar and if you would like to play an online game of chess with me some time do tell me.
Sincerely
-Michael
>>7892590
Sorry good sir, but if in your head Neil Tyson -- a popculture astrophysicistsomehow related in any way to Richard Dawkins or your memed reply...It's just not going to work out.
>>7892788
One of the things I hate about gaygen is that the general populace is so fucking stupid that you can't tell if someone is trolling or an actual idiot.
I'm gonna go with you being a fucking idiot.
Donate all of your possessions to a pro-White charity then kill yourself, faggot.
>>7893089
in that example its pretty easy to tell its satire
perhaps you are the actual idiot
>>7893316
>hurr i was just pretending to be retarded
yeah fuck off you weak cunt lmao
>>7893351
Im not him. But him starting off with "sorry good sir" makes it completely obvious it was a joke d e s u
>>7893354
nah not with all the redditfags like feelgood infesting the place
>>7893408
*zing*
>>7893354
>d e s u
wtf why would you avoid wordfilter for the word wordfilter changed t b h too!
>>7893517
>too
Just held hands with the bf-to-be lads. We're all gonna make it.
Dead thread is dead. God damn it you faggots
>>7887156
Hollywood ruined me. I no longer feel sexual attraction to anything worse looking than my husbando.
>>7894023
He's ugly tho.... like he's not even Hollywood good looking like Chris Evans or someone.
>>7894072
You did NOT just call my husbando ugly, you crusted up hag.
>>7894023
Good taste Anon! He's my husbando too. Thirty years old and still a better twink than most twinks. An eternal twink one might say.
>>7889790
I couldn't find d-raw 2 on e-hentai and takeshi matsu artstyle was sloppy as shit, or I'm just spoiled with mentaiko
>>7894085
Sorry okay he's not ugly but he's just blah. Like slightly below average.
Just got in a car accident. I think it was my fault, but the other guy got the ticket, so I'm off free, I guess? Well, except my car is fucked up right now.
Should I work out?
It would be really late at night and I've worked out four days in a row. Wondering if I should give myself a break.
Also how weird is it that I shave my upper thighs and up? Including ass
>>7894365
Don't do it.
Also, the leg thing is kinda weird, but whatever.
>>7892428
They're really not, you have polar opposites on what defines as alpha and beta on both sides, really just cherrypicking. Conservatives are more likely to think that they're above others as well as really insecure about they're representation, which is why you only ever see conservatives on here saying
>"Look at this picture of a bunch of attractive looking conservatives and these ugly looking liberals!"
>>7892428
>cellphones
>everywhere
I hate normies.
Faggots
hi
>>7890676
you can ask me
I'm like...desperate
>visit parents where I grew up
>go to the local gym
>meet childhood friend
>he's a buff hunky stud now with a perfect beard
>we work out some together
>mfw his balls are right above me when i bench
>>7894723
beefy + musky spotters who have been sweating a bit are a gift directly from God to humanity
>>7894723
suck his dick
>2017 not being a musclecub and having a sugardaddy musclebear bf
What's your excuse? Faggot.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BRcwZTxhtlk/
>>7894979
I knew it was gonna be noodlesandbeef related before I opened it
>>7890872
Cute.
>>7887258
I envy you.
My husband just ignores my lewds. Speacially awful because we only see each other 2 days every week.
>>7887279
Tell him you're gay, he may tell you the same thing
Even if he doesn't continue developing your friendship now that he knows, see ir he shows interest
At the due time ask him out and that'll be the end of it
Step 1 is the most important, if you dont tell him you're ruined
>>7888136
So this is the first world
Sounds retarded
People should value their money more
>>7888417
Dating apps near your house
Im sorry it's the only way
>>7894979
I can't into older men even though that is a really cute couple
>>7889923
Enter a dating app
Make clear you're looking for dates
I think 4chan pushes people into feeling depressed, like it's cool to feel bad here
Let's be honest, your problems are your fault, 99% of you would feel better ir you got in a gym or club, you're just lazy.
What makes you feel depressed and why aren't you doing anything about it? Doctors dont count.
>>7895132
this. every time any kind of remotely positive post is made, people fire up their 'ironic shitposting' cannons and destroy the thread. im pretty sure people come here because they -want- to feel bad really.
>>7895132
I work out 4-5 times a week and talk with several potential bfs and meet one every or other week, but they all still dump me after finding out my dick size, despite resorting to being a bottom.
What is there to do really? I've been looking into ligamentolysis but the risk seems very high considering the rewards, which is often a longer flaccid penis and barely a longer erect one.
>>7894979
No thanks. I'd rather forego the emotional abuse this queen is infamous for
>>7894988
How is it noodlesandbeef related?
>>7895132
>going to a gym
I already go there but I can't gain weight for shit and I'm doomed to be skinny
>going to a club
Like a night club? I already go to these but half the time I end up sadder than before.
>>7895305
>i cant gain weight
>>7895305
only half the time?
visit a night club sober and you will see it for what it really is and never go back
>be in a bar in london, pretty drunk
>camp blonde gay guy joins our group and we start chatting
>i've been flirting with one of the girls there for fun, i'm actually gay but most people don't know (she does)
>he asks if i'm sleeping with her
>i tell him i'm gay
>he refuses to believe me, insists we have chemistry and he thinks i'm lying
>even after telling me about my previous boyfriends he still won't believe me
>literally described taking it in the ass from a hot asian guy last week to him and yet he won't believe i'm gay
>girl is laughing the whole time, flirting with me even more to make it harder for me
>guy ends up chatting to another gay guy in our group and ignores me
>end up going home with the girl and sleeping on her sofa
>found out the blonde guy slept with the other gay guy and now they're dating
;_;
well that was my thursday night guys
>>7895414
What's it like flirting with het girls?
>>7890067
It was a photoshop back when megas where first revealed years ago and I was trying to make it more badass. I just found it randomly for this post.
>>7895437
pretty fun
I used to sleep with girls when i was a teenager so I kind of got the hang of it. I was just holding her by the waist and we were pretending to be super into one another because of some dumb joke someone made. Then that guy came over and saw us and just assumed it was serious. Even when you're mostly into guys there's nothing like having a soft pair of tits pressed against your chest.
To be honest I still find some (ie, very rarely) girls attractive and would sleep with them, I just find myself going for guys more often in recent years.
>>7895098
Brittany, France, so nope.
>>7895305
>I can't gain weight
did you try eating
>>7895503
please be my copain français
>The clubs near me are actually good
A bad club can really ruin a night. Also just because it's popular doesn't mean it's good
>>7895525
Je suis pas désespéré au point de me mettre en couple avec un anon dont je connais pas le visage, désolé bonhomme.
>>7887737
Please tell me there isn't a plan to ruin Ghost in the Shell in the works?
>be 23
>look way younger (apparently)
>try chaturbate out
>get banned for "underage participation"
>they require me to send my driver license to unblock the account
umm what the fuck
>>7891609
You're pretty cute, but could be much hotter if you worked out. I think with your body you'd get nice results.
>>7895538
alors dites au revoir à mon gros bitte
>>7895538
I don't speak French but
>I am so desperate to the point I'd meet up with anon and I don't care how ugly his face is
how well did I do? what's the actual translation?
>>7895580
pas means not, anon. he's saying he wouldn't
New thread >>7895645
>>7895619
alors nous peux boire vin français et lire des poèmes dans l'herbe et etre romantique
>>7895132
No fun is allowed here
>>7887163
Wow, someone finally showed the true homophobes.
Well done.
>>7887275
"Less provocative"
Yet, more hated.
How does that work?
>>7890872
Don't worry about the outfit.
Your face is the attractive part.
>>7887731
Or people have their own preferences, their own mental standard of beauty. By you telling others what they can or can not do, it makes you a hypocrite.
>>7895414
I know what you mean.
The first time I walked into the gay bar, every head turned. I immediately felt the judgement because I do not fit in with the stereotype.
Deep voice, able to grow a decent beard. Most people don't know until I tell them.
Point is, I would not have been rude to you.
>>7887279
He's gay, just follow him into the bathroom and pound his BP. Winking between males means only one thing: rough public sex
>>7895644
>I'm not desperate enough to be in a relationship with some anon whose face I've never even seen, sorry chap.