/mtfg/ - Failed Male to Female General

real girls thread

fake girls thread

>>7879156
Oh so I'm not welcome

>>7879162
sorry cindy
you're already female
i am literally forcing you to post here

>>7879152

Through meeting people who like you and forming bonds.

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>>7879165

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>>7879143
this

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How much did girls spend on electrolysis and how many hours did it take?

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>>7879147
>GET SO FUCKING DARK IN HERE Edition

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>>7879045
>tfw arm is uncontrollably twitching and flexing and i can't really stop it
>tfw panicking and racing thoughts while I was going downstairs to print something
p-perfectly normal, totally mentally stable
>>7879060
iktf
I was watching something with my dad and I couldn't stop myself from crying a ton; i used to be pretty stoic during movies
>>7879131
hugg sheen
>>7879170
ferret

>>7879166
According to my body I'm male
>>7879167
Darn, I'm unlikeable
>>7879173
I never finished that level, too scary ;~;

>>7879179
In a hermaphrodite :) better than manhood.

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Cutting my cypro down to 25mg because of how depressed it's making me, I hope this is the right decision and it's still useful.

>>7879171
>why don't you screenshot it, nimrod
>(You)

>>7879183
cypro is pretty strong stuff so you should be fine.

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Drakeposter if you are still here I have a question.

Why are you so nice to me when you are so cruel to others?
in fact the question could just be "why are you so cruel to others" but I have a hard time understanding how you pick and chose. it would be one thing if you were just a jerk to everyone, but...

>>7879171
it gets weirder anon

https://clyp.it/jlsoo110

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go bobbers go!!

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>>7879172
In case you missed it
>>7879164

>>7879179
>I never finished that level, too scary ;~;
You have no idea :o
I played coop with a friend, he had a lantern and I didn't. Phantoms can't see the hosts light sources and vice versa. Scaaaary!

daily reminder to filter anonymous

>>7879194
Hes a chaser and hes chasing you. The end.

>>7879183
Most people only need 25mg, and some are fine with even less than that.

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>6 months of HRT and when I look in the mirror I still just see a man
When do things start actually changing? No way I'll be able to pass with the face and body I have now.

>>7879194
>Why are you so nice to me when you are so cruel to others?
because you're adorable and sweet and innocent all the time probably

i like to say mean things to people, but i can't bring myself to be mean to you, even when you make it so easy

>>7879198
A gay man like yourself would be a fan of circlejerks.

>>7879194
he even stopped being mean to sheen because you asked him to

>>7879179

False. You're only unlikable if you keep wallowing in self pitty.

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>>7879149
I dunno, is your boyfriend also like uggo or something? Maybe you're the best he could find?

>>7879171
>Every teenage boy wants to be a girl at some point
Repressing memes are funny, I told myself that till like 18. Then I started talking to people about it and realized that, yeah, no, most horny teenage boys want to be badass men so they can get laid.

>>7879209
i stopped being mean to sheen when the cinnamon thing came out

>>7879194
dont attack people who dont attack me first

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>>7879196
Bobbers grow 2 slow
>>7879210
That's probably exactly what I'm gonna do desu

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>>7879198
>make a trip
>the thread freaks out and all the trips start attacking me literally the first day despite not trying to do anything but chat
nah, I'm good as anon. I don't need validation from an unstable circle jerk to know that I'm a girl.

>>7879156
>tfw posting in a thread you aren't allowed
>>7879216
no! it makes no sense to me idk...
>>7879218
why are you so nice to me tho?

>>7879164
i've been full time a year or so and most ppl who never knew me before assume i'm cis. i'm still having laser as my hair is stubborn, but its not very effective- it kills hair but they regrow blonde, or the hair goes blonde towards the hair root and bulb making it ineffective now. i want electrolysis but that would require growing shit out and i have a very public job that would require me looking like a hairy weird freak for several days before treatment (and stung by bees afterwards) whereas the redness of laser goes down after a couple of hours and the bumpiness lasts a few days but isn't super noticeable

what do tho

>>7879219
mine seem to be going fast

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do you all keep a journal?

>>7879222
you didnt attack me first

you see the pattern here?

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>HRT
>working
I feel like I fell for a meme

>>7879224
Almost 2 months and all I've got are buds

>>7879223
Back office job for a bit

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>>7879218
Im the same way, drakey-poo, but this is /mtfg/ and popularity dictates whos in the right.

>>7879220
Madeline, is that you?

>>7879227
Now just of my design ideas. I used to keep personal stuff in it.

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>>7879239
Guilty as charged.

>>7879227
/mtfg/ is my journal and blog

Where's my beanboy! I wanted to give you a pic for being so funny and entertaining

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>>7879218
>>7879236
Oops, thats not the image I meant to post...

>>7879222
Huh, well you should do whatever you can to keep him around.

>>7879243
i lov u maddie

>>7879234
theres no greeter/waitress/shift manager role thats back office tho

>>7879239
>>7879243
shit lol I remember you kinda glad to see you are still here I don't even remember why people sperged out

I try to sit upright, but I just want to fall asleep.

>>7879243
Are you kidding me? My brother's going to be in your city next week, do you want some hot sauce?

>>7879231
>hrt hasn't fixed my skeleton
I want a refund desu senpai

>>7879218
but when does it stop?
when did it even start?
it just a justification for your bad actions at some point, your attacking someone because they attacked you and they are attacking you because you attacked them.
You are nice to me so I wish I could like you, but I can't with how you act.

>>7879254
tell them you have PCOS

>>7879255
>I don't even remember why people sperged out
Korra was in good graces back then.

>>7879229
yeah,but i mean i kinda assaulted yr eyes...
>>7879250
i'm trying but i'll fuck it up just like everything
>>7879259
iktf ;-;

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>>7878904
probably a good stare, because he didn't seem pissed off and had the balls to keep staring when I caught him.

sorry I got distracted and then made food q_q

>>7879223
That's tricky, idk :(
I have pretty sensitive skin and I found blend left my face only slightly red and swollen in places, much much less than thermolysis did.

>>7879227
>do you all keep a journal?
I want to eventually. I'm going to relearn how to print and write so it's less masculine and after getting the basics a journal seems like a good way to practice.

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does hrt do anything
i'm 5 months in and i know that isn't much but i'm afraid

>>7879243
eyyy maddie it my 18 month tranniversary so you must be 2 years now? how are you doing you bloody idiot, last time i saw u u had a bruised up face

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>>7879255
A combination of Korra, Shakira, and Sarah's combined dislike for some reason I don't think I was ever really sure of.

quid definitely did the opposite of helping too.

Bit too much drama for me, I don't see why adding a trip to my post means I suddenly need to kowtow like a bitch to every trip or else they'll drive me out. Meanwhile chasers and shit flingers are somehow embraced.

Sorry /mtfg/, you're more fun when I'm anon.

>>7879270
I'm about 6 months in and I've basically seen no progress, just some little man bobis. No point quitting now though so just hang in there.

>>7879260
yup thats the loop
i dont mind it though
i like arguing with people who are dickish like that

i dont really care what you think about me

>>7879265
heh

>>7879236
that's how it goes
dont mind though

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Pizza makes the pain go away

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is it bad to sleep on bobbers???

>>7879273
>chasers
they're disgusting
the straight trans shitter race must be driven out
the manposters will follow

>>7879279
I'd guess, isn't it uncomfortable? They're so sensitive ><

>>7879223
You could try hiding your facial hair with makeup while you grow it out.
And fwiw, I don't look stung by bees after my electro sessions. The area she worked on will be red for about two hours afterward, but then it goes away.

i'm trying to get some basic makeup stuffs together
is bb cream any good? it seems appealing
what else should i get from amazon

>>7879283
I got like pillows not not much weight is on them

>>7879273
>quid definitely did the opposite of helping too.
storytime please

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>>7879280
But guys are hot

>>7879279
don't think it really matters unless it is painful

you can put like a pillow under your pelvis or what I usually do is put my arms underneath and sleep on top of them idk if that would be comfortable for other people though

>>7879280
As a transgender girl, I think the chasers and manposters should be heartily welcomed and encouraged to post here. They tend to make very good boyfriends, and are often able to provide insightful and helpful commentary on our bodies when we show them pictures.

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>>7879297
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
good points sister

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>>7879278
so does burgz

>>7879273
Yeah, it was kinda unfair how everyone ganged up on you just because you called Korra mean names, which everyone does anyway. It was a fun bit of drama though, and no lasting harm done.

>>7879231
how long you been on how old r u? it started working hella rapidly for me once i went to 4 mg estridiol and 200 mg spiro. I think my tits budded out from like october until now I have almost A cups. It's frightening it felt like i got the safe man personality ripped out from under me. But it's working so now i need a wordrobe change and makeup and electrolysis. It started to really be notable about the time I started giving up. You probably be okay.

>>7879297
oh, oh we have your permission to post on this public place?
you are just too kind !!

>>7879297
I thought I was the only one who didn't mind chasers

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>>7879297
I would date drakeposter

>>7879311

>>7879301
Thank you, sister.

Girl power. Praise Caitlyn.

>>7879295
L I E S
I
E
S

>>7879231
you should know whether it's a worthwhile endeavour or not
i.e. are you older than 25? then don't bother

>>7879220
im a new trip. If you've really been anon for long enough, you know how to act.

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BURGZ

>>7879220
this place really really hates change is the problem

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>>7879321
Nu-uh, they totally are!

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>>7879265
It's ok, I fuck up everything too

>>7879275
*shrug*

>>7879289
Yes.
Go to a drugstore and buy in person you coward.
Get eyeliner and mascara.
Black is always best.

>>7879297
/mtfg/ hates chasers so they can continue to keep up a facade of liking dick. They just do it to be girly, but in reality its homosexual male behavior. There is no place irl where cisgirls talk about, "precum soaked cocks."

But my point is /mtfg/ makes up reasons to hate chasers so they never have to actually take a cock but can keep pretending they want to.

>>7879285
how long does it have to be? i can pluck it out at 2 days of growth, i could schedule it around work i guess

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BURGZ!

>>7879275
i wasn't joking tho....
>>7879326
age is ameme

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Kill me

I hate sounding like a stupid clown trying to find my female voice

boys are important

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>>7879346
eat burgz
it will lubricate your vocal cords and make you feel better

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Today was the 2 year mark of me starting to workout daily and no longer being a fatass.
Its a nice feeling.

>>7879335

Nope. Boys can not be hot, they can only ever be cute. And not even the good kind of cute, boys can only be cute the same way babies are.

>>7879351
do you have a nice butt

>>7879346
Change your font please :3

>>7879339
Long enough to tweeze. They also need to be able to see the direction it is growing but that's pretty much tweezable length too.

>>7879349
no

>>7879357
no you dont own me

>>7879346
this: >>7879357

it reminds me of the malkavian font from v:tmb

>>7879346
anybody know an app like this for iphone

>>7879339
It just has to be long enough so that the electrolygist can get the needle into the follicle, and pull the hair out after.
A lot of electrolygists will let you schedule a free consultation before having an actual session, so you could go to one of those after growing it out for two days, and then ask if it's long enough to work on.

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>>7879352
How can you not like guys even a little!

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>>7879351
tfw you never have to work out, and stay smol for free.

>>7879364
rip I-friend
;~;

https://clyp.it/poqxuniz

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>>7879354
I run, bike, squats, yoga and all those basics.
So yeah its pretty decent. #toobiebootygoals

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>>7879376
Y

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>>7879367
I don't understand lesbians.

Men
>Bigger than you
>Strong
>Confident
>Assertive
>Dominant
>Self Sufficient
>Protective
>Takes care of you
>Holds you
>Carries you
>Big spoon
>Adores you
>Feels guilt when cheating
>Loves your trannycore hobbies
>Thinks you’re the most beautiful woman in the world

Women
>Smaller than you
>Weak
>Insecure
>Uncertain
>Submissive
>Dependent on you
>Will never even consider trying to protect you
>Demands you take care of her
>Wont hold you, demands you hold her
>Can’t carry you
>Won’t be big spoon
>Adores herself
>Feels no guilt when cheating
>Criticizes your trannycore hobbies
>Thinks she’s the most beautiful woman in the world

>>7879346
haha i know the feeling. I talk generally in an pretty butch andro voice now all the time but it's terrifying to practice a female voice.

>>7879383
GOOD post

I haven't even started voice training ;~;

>>7879367

Okay actually thinking about there's a few atractive men out there but they're all old famous people.

And penises are gross.

>>7879391
>penises are gross
I can't even desu senpai

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stop doing things

>>7879383

You just described the opposite of both my ex-girlfriends so you're wrong.

>>7879393

But they are gross.

Fake Maddie is worse than fake Sass

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>>7879294
Sure, I guess. Quickly-ish though because I just got dinner and don't want it to get cold.

I started posting, just doing what I do and trying to be friendly. But my 'tude ticked Sarah off or something, I guess. After I went to sleep for the night, she dropped trip and was pretending to be some cis male high on coke, and was spamming the thread with how much she hated me. Calling me "thread queen" and shit.

What quid did that fucked me over was basically just humor the troll with way too much dedication. Replying to every post and digging up all the archived posts in my 6 hours of history as a trip. Looking for things that might have been offensive or whatever.

I only saw all this when I woke up, by then the entire thread seemed to have gone hostile to me so I just dropped my trip and quit. Basically quid replied to Sarah's shitposting for like 2-3 whole threads, and made it escalate ridiculously until a bunch of anons were making up their own interpretations of how shitty I am based on the multi-thread argument and everyone else just kind of joined in. Reached a point that when I woke up the next morning I was demonized as one of /mtfg/'s worst and most cancerous posters of all time despite my entire posting history basically being me saying hi and then talking to Grace for a few hours.

I assume quid meant well but I mean really, it's basic knowledge to not feed trolls.

I was in a really bad spot emotionally at the time, and that was honestly too much for me to deal with. I didn't post on /mtfg/ for a few months afterwards anyways because it was just not a positive environment for me anyways. I wanted to make a trip to celebrate my first day of HRT, but it ended up being a much more depressing and unstable thing for me the beginning couple of months. I'm almost 6 months in now so I'm at least a little more accustomed to having no hope.

That's the big gay story from at least my perspective.

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boys

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>>7879406
>my opinion > your opinion

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>>7879411
Boys belong with girls

>>7879407
not fake maddie just different person similar name..

boys are only good if they're flamboyant feminine crossdressers

>>7879413

Girls like you?

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>>7879413

>>7879407
I think you're confusing Maddie with Madeline

honestly give me a bf

>>7879424
no

>tfw ur parents think millions of dollars will make you happy
why can't they just let me be a poor suicidal tranny?

>>7879383
>Men
>Feels guilt when cheating
What universe do you live in?

>>7879416
Boys are best strong masculine and protective
>>7879418
Yes, but tbf I look like a boy for now
>>7879420
everyone should date girls ^^

>>7879426
millions of dollars is how you become a happy tranny

>>7879430

But when you look more girly, you will of course be fit for a boy, right?

>>7879430
> everyone should date girls ^^
except other girls, of course

>>7879389
No, it sucks and is sexist.

>>7879430
>Boys are best strong masculine and protective
wrong
>Yes, but tbf I look like a boy for now
wrong
> everyone should date girls ^^
correct

>>7879435
Yes, a big strong cuddly boy ^^

drugg elann

>>7879409
>>7879383
I like the Brad copypasta better. :3

>>7879360
It's just a suggestion bby. :3

>>7879426
If you can't be happy with millions of dollars, nothing will ever make you happy. Happiness is bought.

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>>7879411
Boys <3
>>7879424
Same
>>7879383
Like clockwork

>>7879416
how about andro guys who can pass?
but i'd like to meet reg guys though

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>>7879372
>tfw no matter how much you eat, you can't gain weight

>>7879389
Ty I tried really hard

>>7879406
I genuinely don't know why'd you want to date a woman, if you're living as a woman. Heterosexuality is just logical.

>>7879416
That's so retarded.
I want a confident rough manly man who will protect me from danger and fix my car when it breaks.
Why would I go for an effeminate male when I can just get a girl who will do it all better?

>>7879443
no

elann is for hugg

>>7879453
you have autism

>>7879422
Oh, sucks to be me.thank you anon

>>7879426
give me the money then and I will make use of that money

>>7879453
>I genuinely don't know why'd you want to date a woman, if you're living as a woman. Heterosexuality is just logical.
How so Moap?

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https://twitter.com/RealHughJackman/status/839108592447995907

>that audio tho

>>7879453
>no matter how much you eat, you can't gain weight
this is a lie
list what you eat every day

>>7879409
*HUGS*

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>together for over a year
>he still does this
Is that a good sign?

>>7879426

Millions of dollars will get you any surgeries you want, the best hormones money can buy, and an education fit for any job you want. You have all of the resources you need to make your life into whatever you want. What, dare I ask, makes you continue to feel suicidal?

>>7879443
Stop killing your serotonin receptors >:(

>>7879460
she's a white nationalist don't expect her to be not completely retarded

>>7879409
I got witch hunted and so did you. you might not understand how trips work but i didnt say shit to you lol anyone can type "sarah". i said something inadvertantly rude to sheen that night in the middle of the chaos and that was about it. Sorry for any confusion.

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>>7879464
Big *HUGS* to you too, anon. Now I'm going to go watch Mulan.

>>7879471
what an exquisite argument

>>7879465
Your ears are small af

>>7879477
>tfw man ears

>>7879473
You not only admitted to attacking Madeleine but you got caught samefagging.

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>>7879465

i hate my rational brain
all it does is tell me 'no'

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>>7879297
>this

cis guy here, and It kind of suck to be called constantly just because I like being a man and is attracted to transwomen

feelsgood to here that sweet truth

>>7879475
I should put on Moulin Rouge

>>7879479
>>7879477
My ears was one of the things i got teased for as a kid...
That and being a fag
>>7879482
Sorry snick :c
Youre to young to see this

>tfw get horny and start to like dick for a bit
i need to switch to cypro lmao

>>7879488
kill yourself senpai

>>7879485
What is it telling you no about?

>>7879465
are you okay?

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tfw 6'2" atheltic dyke gf to beat me up

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>>7879469
What serotonin receptors
I'm already a fucking burnout

>>7879498
jelly

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>>7879492
I'm 21 tho

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>>7879485
>rational part of brain: lol you cant ever be a woman you dont even have xx chromosones
>dominant part of brain: buut i wannnaaaa

>>7879494
Cypro doesn't work~

Juni yr a fuckup
Heaven has a voice
I know that yr not like all the other boys
I'm so tired of you

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>>7879494
haha you're straight

>>7879496
Yea im fine
Its just hickies
>>7879503
Oh sweet summer child...

>>7879506
hugg

>>7879507
nah i'm still super offput by guys, it's just the dicks in particular
and i think my attraction to dick has been getting less severe lately
thank god

>>7879505
it nukes your balls though

>>7879494
There's literally nothing wrong with getting dicked.

>>7879501
no you're not elann

I'm eating so much food rn and I can't stop

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>>7879473
>i didnt say shit to you lol anyone can type "sarah".
And they can also type your tripcode apparently!

>5 months later and Sarah is STILL LYING

Go on, explain to us how while explaining you were not that anon by sheer chance you posted the exact same image that the anon who less than 24 hours earlier posted while trying to claim they were not you.

>>7879523
hugg

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>>7879511
why are you patronizing me

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>>7879516
When your balls don't work you realize you only want dick

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>>7879523
inb4 your body be all like

>>7879521
The fact that I'm perma depressed says otherwise
My serotonin receptors are fuk'd

>>7879527
Hugg

>>7879532
Fucking where is everyone getting these pics of Elanna.

>>7879523
>>7879533
huggg

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>>7879529
Becuse youre to pure

>>7879501
Bananna, what a shit month we've had.

>>7879530

Is there anything wrong with wanting dick all the time?

>>7879546
I dunno... I feel like I should calm down tho
So uh I'm done talking about dick

>want to fuck myself
>ate a couple of hours ago
what do I do

>>7879533
:/ idk about that stuff

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>>7879544
but I've done lewd stuff before

>>7879546
only if you are in denial like pandora

>>7879504
>>7879503
you all are both so cute

>>7879524
That is suspicious Yeah, especially the part about the calling someone a thread queen that's devious. I say we burn her

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>>7879554
I'm living it

>>7879545
Yupppp
Fuck this month

>>7879543
Hugg

>>7879533
Drug and alcohol abuse does that

how do you tell if you're really like a strict binary mtf or if years of 4chan has shaped you into thinking othwr identities are invalid and your a repressed xir

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>>7879457
Im really not though.

>>7879463
Today I had a bowl of rice with some chicken, and then some tomatoes. Oh and I ate like three pizza lunchables. Then I had some pretzels, a couple banannas, and then a pear. I drank a couple sodas, too.

>>7879460
see
>>7879383
Thats my genuine reasoning, I want to be the cute one in a relationship without having my partner freaking out and being insecure over not being the prettier one- ideally, Id like to be with some one who enjoys me being prettier and cuter than them.

And I want to be held in the big strong arms of some one powerful.

>>7879560
You could just admit you were being a cunt instead of still lying 5 months after you got caught red handed.

>>7879564
You want what you want
other people want different things and that's ok
people are different

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>>7879555
Holding hands doesnt count as lewd
Sorry snick its hard to imagine you going anything impure
>>7879559
Youre cute!

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>>7879555
I want to do lewd stuff

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>>7879562
>drugs AND alcohol
Kys fucking narc

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>Madeline comes back
>Leaves
>Immediately after Sarah starts throwing shit and lying AGAIN
Never change /mtfg/.

>>7879563
Does it matter? Would you be doing anything differently if you were or weren't binary?

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>tfw never even held hands before

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>>7879563

>>7879532
How does Elanna look that good? Surgery? Genetics?

>>7879575
i don't know
i feel like im not as strictly dysphoric as most people here
i guess you're right but im confused

>>7879579
That's not me

>>7879571
I um...I gave a handjob once

>>7879581
Oh.. I'm being trolled? Is that some random cis girl?

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is this accurate

>>7879580
Well, would you be more happy considering yourself binary trans or something else?

>>7879567
I'll do one better and apologize. I didn't even recall that until screen shots. I am sorry I hurt their feelings, I don't even know who it is. If it was you, I'm sorry we got caught in the same grinder that night, I suppose I added to it as well.

>>7879576
I bet nim wants to hold your hand

>>7879591
Transgirl x cis girl belongs very low tier desu

>>7879591
FEMININE BENISSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>7879592
maybe
i feel like there's a lot of typically female things i don't really have any interest in and I'd be pressured into doing

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Is this herpes from being a prostitute?

>>7879587
Yeah

>>7879602
You do you, transition doesn't force you to do feminine things.

>>7879602
I think that's true about a lot of the people here as well. Heck, probably true of a lot of cis females too.

>>7879591
remove the dicks on the last panel
desu

>>7879603
tbqh I would pay to see maddie and edie have transbian sex

>>7879494
>kill yourself senpai
Why? That's pretty harsh...

>>7879608
._.

Something to work towards I guess..

>>7879574
is madeline maddy? the fat mexican?

why would people want her here
this place only judges people by appearance so

>>7879597
she confirms that is correct

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spending next year in amsterdam, should i spend a night with an escort?

>>7879618
>attracted to transwomen
ie you don't view us as women

>>7879627
no

>>7879625
lewd!

>>7879624
No, different trip. Never posted her face because she was driven out after the first day.

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H-how do I get a guy to let me touch him

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>>7879586

>>7879624
>this place only judges people by appearance so
That doesn't sound true

I post anonymously and I try to be candid and knowledgable and everyone just ignores me or it's only trips responding to me when I (You) them

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>>7879631
n-no bully

>>7879624
OK real talk though. You're a scrawny 19 year old neet. You're average in the looks department. However it's clear that you have no life irl and is quite literally wasting what should be a prime part of you life trolling trannies on 4chan for hours every single day. You're going to school in the fall and it's obvious to literally anyone who has known someone who did the "wander for a year before picking some BS degree" thing that you're probably only doing it so your mom doesn't kick you out.

Most of the trannies here have more potential than you, most of them will go further than you, and that's in spite of you being given every advantage. You don't deserve the attention you crave, all you deserve is pity. I was better fucking adjusted than you at his age, and frankly that's pathetic

>>7879603
that stouffers pepperoni looks like a nipple

>>7879586
doubt

>>7879640
i bet you'll do it without gloves on too! oh my goodness you're a little hornball eva, i had no idea!

>>7879620
For real though, you're transitioning to be more comfortable with yourself. No need to apply a label if you aren't a stereotype. I hate stereotypical girly shit but I don't think that makes me less of a woman.

how do you get cute girls and boys to put things in your butt

>>7879637
because people dont know what you look like my boy

if you put a name on and posted a pretty face and said it was yours every trip would slam y ou with (you)s

desu

>>7879641
lol
think you need to see a doctor

>>7879644
but I did

>>7879656
Truth hurts
t. Elanna

>>7879654
I don't have a pretty face and I don't want to avatarfag though

>>7879648
Doesn't mean much if you look like a total man.

>>7879564
>Today I had a bowl of rice with some chicken, and then some tomatoes. Oh and I ate like three pizza lunchables. Then I had some pretzels, a couple banannas, and then a pear. I drank a couple sodas, too.
I'm sure that filled you up and everything but it isnt very calorifically dense
the lunchables and rice and chicken were probably your most calorific meals

chicken and rice 290 cal
2x tomatoes 40 cal
3x pizza lunchable 900 cal
2x banana 180 cal
some pretzels 100 cal
1x pear 100 cal
2x sodas 280 cal
1890 cal

these are estimates but yeah you're filling up on fruit and not optimising your calorific intake, swap your chicken and rice for lasagna or mac and cheese, or even swap to chicken thighs and deep fry them karaage style
swap your lunchables for an actual pizza

I don't really know what motivates drakeposter. He's so honest but also evil

>>7879586
Snickerdoodle? More like Snickerlewdle.

>>7879603
is that edie?

>>7879664
>opinions are honesty

>>7879664
im guessing boredom

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>>7879646
s-stop it!! I'm not!!

>>7879672
i bet you even want to kiss her

>>7879671
But out of billions of people he's the only one that does it. Plus no one really knows anything about him... Or her

>>7879659
i can tell that drunk nonsensical rambling is you lol
nothing you say really offends me because it doesnt make sense and youre in a really shitty state in life

>>7879664
anons right, boredom

why do men catcall

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>>7879677
stop

>>7879679
You're a neet who comes on here to attack trannies to inflate your tiny ego

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Please give me a boyfriend

>>7879681
ask drakeposter. he seems like the type

>>7879658
prove it

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>>7879685
if i paint myself green and shave my hair can we walk around and roleplay as shrek and donkey

>>7879683
I bet you want do even more than that!

>>7879690
Drakeposter don't be mean. And don't post pictures of others people that's shitty.

>>7879690
Who is this hot alpha male? I want him to fuck me.

>>7879693
she made the first post lol
>>7879641

go tell her not to be mean

>>7879690
Elanna doesn't look like a donkey though.

>>7879681
because they don't want other men to call them fags so they need to assert how masculine they are

then you get into the whole convo about how generally in society masculinity is seen as superior to femininity

>>7879690
who's the cute girl you posted
I want my wife's boyfriend to fuck her

I'm planning to cut my balls off. I badly want them gone, but I hear that it can cause osteoperosis. Is osteoperosis really that bad? Like, it's not gonna kill me right? I'm healthy and 21.

>there are people who STILL defend drakeposter

>>7879681
Some honestly belive girls will like them if they do
Others just do it becuse they like beeing dicks

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>>7879697
>anon whos probably elanna has never seen a pixar movie
x)

>>7879702
its chara

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>>7879705
hi

>>7879712
hey lauren
what's up
i was shaving and i took a shower

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>>7879690
why can't drakeposter just leave

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>>7879697
elanna is cuter than any girl drake will ever fuck

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>>7879714
nice

>>7879711
>pixar
shrek isn't from pixar you fucking autist

>>7879717
Is duck okay?

>>7879711
Shrek is Dreamworks you uncultured cuck

>>he thinks shrek is a Pixar film
How can one punk be so stupid???

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>>7879717
i am still needed in this world

>>7879718
im not into bestiality, sorry lani

>>7879720
>>7879724

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>>7879696
mfw elanna gets blamed

>>7879721
geese are strong and are assholes. he'll be fine.
t. person chased by geese

anon is a big bully ;~;

>>7879718
Implying it will ever fuck a girl.

honestly at this point whenever i see someone act amiable towards drakeposter i lose a point or two of respect

>>7879719
that's not an appropriate answer baka

>>7879730
I had a nightmare I was chased by a goose when I was really little, i still remember it clearly even though I hardly remember anything from back then
Why are there teeth on the tongue?

>>7879726
Let's bully drake until he gives up his manhood and transitions

>>7879702
I don't have a boyfriend do I?
>>7879737
Same

>>7879718
gross

>>7879739
to destroy all that is good about nature twice as fast

>>7879740
Yes ok, but not right now because I need to go cry and cut myself rn okay
I'd rather bully him to death though desu...

>>7879740
no, he'll end up going into a woman's bathroom and being an asshole, fueling right wing propoganda

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>>7879728
said the anon was her
sounded exactly like one of her sperg posts too

>>7879737
the creepy gross man not liking me doesnt exactly perturb me
especially since its only the lib posters that tolerate giving you (you)s

>>7879736
heh
cfh do you uhhhhh
have a mirror or anything in your home?

asking for a friend

>>7879624
Lol is mexican an insult for you? Is it because you're part mexican?

>>7879744
Dropping your trip isnt cool, drake

>>7879743
no my other wife

>>7879750
woah what?? Do you wanna talk on discord or something?

>>7879750
Please don't cut yourself. Go for a walk around the block or something but please don't put yourself in a position against yourself.

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>>7879608
trutrans

>>7879740
No, he'll just give trannies a bad name.

>>7879750
cut down the road, not across the street
maybe you can go to the hospital then and contract an actual disease instead of making them up

:')