Chris-Chan

>>7865359
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Trolling_Induced_Transsexuality_Syndrome

I don't think Chris is trans.

This is a combination of his worsening mental condition and his quest for a bf-free girl. I guarantee you if a straight girl wanted to bang him he would go right back to being male.

>>7865406
>his quest for a bf-free girl.

amazing to think how long this quest has been ongoing.

>>7865416
Its never going to end, anon. It would be nothing short of a miracle if it did.

>>7865359
Christine is obviously outside the binary of trutrans and agp

People should crowd fund FFS for this person.

>>7865359
Not brainwash them into becoming trans, but into believing they're trans or wanting to become a woman for reasons other than dysphoria. Buffalo Bill only believes he's trans, he isn't actually trans.

I dunno
his sister in the sonichu comics is kinda redflaggy

>>7865599
Oh wow you're right, she was trans all along!

>>7865516
agreed

>>7865516
it wouldn't matter with all the fat

>>7865502
chris-chan is pretty traditional agp, was crossdressing at least as early as 2008

yeah its called sissy hypno, its pornesque

>>7865359
I sure as hell wouldn't want that to be able to go into a bathroom alone with my kid inside.

>>7865359
I'm not sure if it's brainwashing, but some people seem to go trans for various reasons that invalidate people with real gender indentity issues

>>7866529
Better hope you don't have a son then!

>>7865359
Autism is able to disguise as many disorders.

>>7865359
does cc want srs?

its trolling based transgenderism, its happened to a couple of people who get trolled alot, mostly by 4chan funnily enough

>>7867264
Who else?

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I caught his license plate and couldn't stop laughing.

He used to keep a Sailor Moon poster in his bedroom expressly for the purpose of avoiding becoming gay. He has repressed his AGP harder than anyone I've ever known

>>7865406
Untrue. A straight CIS female (she was a troll but thats beside the point) showed interest in Chris, to the point of meeting him on a "date" at Applebees. He kept up the Trans act and made no sign that he intended to quit.

>>7865516
>Chris gets FFS and loses some weight
>turns out to actually be hot
>everyone gets really confused and now wants to fuck Chris

this would be hilarious

>>7868441
He might be aware enough, or self-deluded enough, that he wouldn't switch right back like anon said but still would if it looked like he could start a relationship.

>>7868441
To be fair, Chris has gotten a lot more careful in recent years and it's harder to trick him. Not so much that he's clever enough to tell when something is an obvious troll attempt of course, but more so that he's so paranoid now he avoids even legitimate help for fear of getting trolled.

>>7866645
He claimed to allegedly like..."will" himself a vagina or something last time I heard...

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>>7868878
Alright, last time I saw this gross motherfucker, he was listening to weird new age binaural beats videos on YouTube to grow a vagina (I don't get it either). Then he had some kind of really gross semi-gangrenous taint wound and posted pictures of it claiming he was growing a vagina, and when people told him to go to the hospital, he got pissed off. Whatever happened to that? This man is fascinating (just like the movie August Underground), but he also makes me want to vomit and chug cheap beers until I can forget that he exists until the next time someone posts his ugly mug here.
>>7868441
Wait, like legitimately showed romantic/sexual interest in him? How?

>>7868477
Chris gets FFS? Lol would love to see that. But he has a masc body with large skull, shoulders and ribcage. At least in comparison to the boyish trannies I see around here.

So he'd probably be Caitlyn Jenner tier, not a qt andro tranny.

I think he's actually trans. If he was born with a normal brain he wouldn't be different from anyone else here. He just happened to roll the dice really badly twice and ended up with the most autistic lolcow brain ever.

>>7869149
Oh definitely AGP trans yes, which seems to come in so many flavors.

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Right on woman!

>>7869155
It cones in so many flavours because its a discredited theory that you guys try to apply to everything.

The videos showing chris as a child remind me of myself

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>>7869217
>tfw realizing your life could have gone down much worse roads
Did Chris have any hope at all, or was he doomed from the start?

>>7869226
With his parents, he didn't have a chance.

>>7866645
>didn't witness the Taint Saga
Get tainted, anon

>>7866645

Um well he got between his junk and butthole pierced and it got infected and he kind of cultivated the resulting wound until it was much larger and told everyone he grew a vagina with binaural frequency videos.

>>7865359
>Rainbow wig, cheap lingerie new in packages, huge ass box of enemas

Is anybody going to comment about the AGP deluxe starter kit?

>>7869810
>enemas
>AGP

>>7869685
jesus christ how horrifying

>>7865359

Chris may very well be trans. I just can't see Chris having the faculty of mind to be able to concoct this whole performance act just to elicit sympathy from people over the Internet.

For anyone who isn't trans, undergoing any level of transition would just end up becoming a serious body horror. The fact that Chris has comfortably taken it this far seems to suggest that the gender dysphoria may be genuine. It may also explain Chris' misandry over the years. All of that may be Chris projecting his / her own hatred of having male parts.

>>7867278
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Trolling_Induced_Transsexuality_Syndrome

>>7865359
mental illness isn't the same as brainwashing

>>7865359

Every fat person is technically transgendered. Obesity is its own gender (the unfuckable one), but nobody is born obese, so to get there you have to transition.

>>7865359
>work at cvs
>christina chan is at your cash register
>buying a 24 pack of enemas

>>7870248
I hope you ma'am'd her.

>>7870259
of course. i dont want her to get mad at me and start a conversation

I haven't been keeping up. Does Chris still have his duck or did he remove it with a rusty spoon?

>>7872838

Still has the duck, but also has a huge infected cut he claims is a clitoris or something.

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>>7872920
I knew about the un-clit, I just didn't know whether or not his weird ass duck was still around. Thanks.

>tfw trying to go into the wiki and catch up on all of the pure autism I've missed over the past few years.

Has his gaping taint abscess from his failed piercing that he thinks is a vagina healed yet? Or has the toxic shock finally got him?

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How do we crowdfund a complete tranny make over for Christine, /lgbt/?

>>7872985
I believe that healed some time ago, but my understanding is that he's since gone and sliced himself open while drunk to free the vagina he felt was growing due to him listening to binaural beats

>>7873016
Now, I like to believe that all trans people have a shot at passing and being pretty. Even so, there is no hope for Christina, the autism will overpower any and all efforts.

>>7870239
>but nobody is born obese
You've never heard of like 10+ pound babies being born and shit?

>>7869163
those sad distant eyes.

okay maybe christina really is trans idk anymore

>>7873402
Ever actually seen one of those babies? They're born looking as if they were a little older than they are. They're simply growing up uncommonly quickly. They're not obese. They don't emerge from the womb with a fucking beer gut. Idiot.

>tfw no unclit GF
[:] [|] [()] [.0]

>>7873033
what if she loses weight and gets ffs

>>7873432
That's how Chris-chan looks in literally every picture, except when she's mad.

>>7873829
I would hope it all goes smoothly, but I wouldn't be holding my breath.

Nothing CWC does surprises me anymore. I doubt he is capable of saving up his autism bucks for ffs, and would instead try amateur ffs with a steak knife after watching Face/Off.

I feel like he would reject any crowdfunded support anyways, because he would think it's just another trick designed to mess with him for our entertainment.

>>7873402
I was born 10pounds im not obese im actually tiny.

Does it really count when Chris Chan is absolutely retarded?
>>7867337
Of course they're handicapped

>>7865517
dysphoria is a pretty shitty reason
don't try to make it sound as though nothing else is worthy

I have infinitely more respect for people who answer why did you transition with 'I wanted to' than those who say 'i had to'

>>7870239
>tfw 'ugly' gender isn't a real thing
I wish people would respect my pronouns (ug, ugs, ugself"

>>7875015
I'm transitioning because depression and anxiety were making daily life next to impossible
I always -wanted- to transition because being male never suited me but I actually got around to doing it when suicide became a viable alternative to having to wake up every morning for the rest of my life

>>7875063
Turns out life is actually just awful and it's always going to be difficult and I'm always going to be depressed and anxious, but at least I'm not spending all my time in a dissociative state

Has anyone considered croudfunding a complete psycological evalution for Chris-Chan instead?

[spoiler]i like him[/spoiler]

>>7880651
[spoiler]no you dont[/spoiler]

>tfw look worse than him

>>7874444
>would instead try amateur ffs with a steak knife after watching Face/Off
>4quads
Hoby fug, id's habbening

>>7881282
>tfw I didn't even notice
holy fuck, I'm so sorry but it looks like it's unavoidable now