WHERES MY BF?

>>7863139
just go outside

>>7863153
i've been there, i cant find a bf still, only cunts.

>>7863188
Maybe it's you

>>7863139
holy fuck just go on /b/

even today i was discussing on a non lewd thread and as soon as said i was MTF i got nude requests

>>7863139
>WHERES MY BF?
In the tall grass.

There should be an animal shelter but instead for abused and abandoned bf's.

>>7863209
could be, i mean i just dont want a flamer as a bf fuck me for having standards right?

>>7863386
i'm gay

>>7863408
you're right desu

>>7863465
What are your age, height and weight?
Are you a neet?

>>7863139
He was about to confess his feelings for you, but then he saw you frog posting.

>>7864988

i have a job.
i'm also in education.

Height 6'1
weight 85 kg
age 21

>>7865099
dubs doesn't lie.
i blew it didn't i? :(

Where's my femboy bf!?

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>>7863139
ugh know that feel, i guess i'll die alone with my high expectations

>>7863139
Turn your location on

I'll change that

>>7866102
My location is England, a country inside the United Kingdom of Great Britain and northern ireland

>>7866278
Damn

t. SoCal cub l

>>7866289
damn it :( why does everyone have to be so far away

>>7863465
You have standards? There's your problem.
Im a cute boy who cant find a bf because i have standards.

Remember the golden rule kf gay dating
If you're a creep you can have standards but if your cute/attractive you gotta check your privilege
>when you wish you were trolling
>when you've been told that your standards are too high after turning down literal creeps

>>7863139
Having a bf doesn't gaurantee you'll actually feel something for him, you know

>>7863139
I fucking know right?
Who the fuck is taking all the bears?
Im accepting applications btw

>scoffs at post
>relize i feel the same
>scoffs at self
>enters deep depression
>scoffs at depression
>scoffs at scoffing
Im lonely

>>7866693
I've got something here you can scoff at, bby.

>>7866682
are you a europoor?

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>>7866727
Anon-senpai...B-Baka.

>>7866748
Naw live in cali

>>7866727
): stop this

>>7866768
ahhhhh why is no one european

>>7865770
>kg
there's your problem.

>>7866802
I dunno, why is no one a bear?

>>7866823
Superior metric system (for weight)

>>7866835
i'd say i'm a bear, i'm about average-tall height, kinda hairy and i'm fit (fairly muscular) idk what its called though, bears are meant to be a bit more chubby i think, i'm not chubby.

>>7866866
oh? marry me thanks.

>>7866866
>Superior
there's your problem.

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>>7866881
>tfw European
why am i on this continent.

>>7866885
>there's your problem
there's your problem :^)

>>7866896
Prob not your type anyway tho, im chubby and hairy and im like 5'7

Today I had a guy come over who I've been talking to for a few days. We didn't even fuck or really do oral, just spent an hour and a half cuddling and touching each other and kissing. He texted me after saying it was wonderful.

This might be my ticket out, wish me luck friends.

>>7866902
>:^)
there's your problem

>>7866925
i like chubby guys desu.

>>7866944
goodluck anon!

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>>7866944
>Anon brags about blossuming love in this moment of self loathing and weakness.
>Mfw

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>>7866959
>:^)
>there's your problem

There's your problem :-)

>>7866959
> :
Thats your problem right there

>>7866964
God damn it, Get outta Europe you hippie

>>7866992
one day ;_;

>>7866979
>>7866982
baka. Sorry about your situations, you both have my pity

tfw english 5,8 and chubby and everyone either is too far way or doesnt like chubby guys baka

>>7867044
Same desu

>>7866835
>why is no one a bear

I'm a cub does that count?

>>7828748
>>7814862

>>7863139
Can't you download one? It seems like everything can be downloaded nowadays.

>>7867044
>tfw english 5,8 and chubby

My dream guy

But I live in Cali unfortunately

>>7867563
Downloading cute bf's is illegal

>>7867044
tfw im also english, and i like chubby guys, contact ?

>>7869211
north or south?

>>7867577
keep at it anon, you'll find someone eventually

>>7863139
>demands bf
>probably the kind of guy who would never date outside his narrow preferences
Fuck off faggot

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>>7867044
>tfw 5'10'' skinnyfat sperglord
can I get a small cute bf too?
n...no?
ok...

>>7863139
dudes are the world's biggest sluts, if you can't get a frigging dude to bang you just end it desu.

>>7869976
Sluts don't pay for sex.

>>7869976
huh? i mean dudes will bang someone they're attracted to at the drop of the hat. for straight dudes this doesn't necessarily equate to tons of sex since their preferred partners tend to be a lot more choosy and reluctant but for gay guys there is nothing equivalent restricting their behavior.

>>7866656
For real??? So weird...
>>7863139
Same, although my stupid standarsd seem to get in my way, whenever a guy is interested in me he's to fem, to old, too young, too ugly... But if I hit it off with a straight guy BAM someones going to crushville population my retarded ass.

>>7866944
gl anonfaggot.

>>7870021
meant to reply to
>>7869994

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>>7866944
Best of luck anon

>>7869848
North England

>>7869902
You fucking what mate? I'd date anyone literally fucking anyone. Just not someone that's a massive flamer and treats me like shit, that's all.

>>7870097
im also north english, north west to be exact ill give you my kik and we can talk there
kik: jacktoasterm8

>>7869966
shit man im sorry

>>7863139
>27
> 6'5"
> kinda muscle
> 205 lb
> cali

Looking for
> vers guy
> dark hair
> born2feel
> hairy

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GIVE ME A BF AND NO ONE GETS HURT!!!!!!1!!111!

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i want girly bf

Yo /Lgbt/ Where the Fuck is my bf? Give me a Bf now you fucking faggots

>>7869976
Some of us want commitment instead of one night stands.

>>7876642
i want commitment :( but no one wants to commit.

>>7876642
kek
sounds like we need to switch areas all the guys in my area want a commitment
and i want 1 night stands

>>7876746
which area?

>>7876751
north Carolina m8

>>7876755
literally on another continent
fml senpai

>>7876762
kek

give me a bf lmao why are you reading this thread and not being my bf.

>>7877448
Because you're a wall of text, not a person

Give me a bf

Toronto pls

>>7863139
sent ;)

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GERMANY??

I LIKE CHUBBY GUYS PLEASE

>>7878652
That's not a nice thing to say anon, I'm a human being with feelings you know, you don't have to be mean to me :( .

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PICS OF BOIPUCCI OR GTFO!!!

I'll bite each one of you!

>>7878796
>uses boipucci unironically

You dont deserve anybody anon. Go jerk off to traps and imagine them being women

>>7878804
Back to /pol/ shitlord!

>>7878834
Back to /r9k/v/b/, biscum.

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>>7878786
I meant that I can't physically see you

a poorly worded joke on my part

Now...

STRING
LOOK AT ME
LOOK AT ME WHERE THE FUCK IS MY BF? HUH?

>>7878864
Are you from the UK though?

>>7878877
I wish

So many UK guys in this thread

I'm >>7866289 and >>7867546

>>7878891
God damnit.

We'll both get a BF one day, I have faith.

[[ /LGBT/ where the fuck is my BF ? Give me a BF right now! ]]

>>7878850
Biscum? You're an autistic of the worst kind.

>>7878775
Did he just bite that nigga's hand white!?!?

Are white people vampire now!?!?

>I'm spooked

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>>7878984
>You are an autistic

>>7866944
>We didn't even fuck or really do oral

What are you fucking gay?

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>>7867577
I-I'm in California, 6' 2" and a bit chubby

>>7863139
I have bf :)

>>7879125
Reeee get out of my thread normie.

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>>7879114
OMG OMG OMG

What part of Cali?

I'm from LA but I'm staying at Santa Barbara for Uni

>>7879151
I'm not a normie tho

>>7879159
Yes you are

>>7879175
So everyone who has bf is normie?

>>7879213
Obviously

>>7879226
B-but I have nothing in common with normies.

>>7879247
Your nu longer qualified to post here get out REEEEEE

>>7879114
What part of cali?

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>>7878796
>asking for male anuses on a Mongolian Cartoon board

>>7879125
>Brags about bf in lonely thread
NORMIE
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>7878921
I'm from the UK. I'm pretty unattractive though desu

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>>7880185
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Right here <3

>>7878891
I am UK too...

>>7881069
>>7881398

where in the UK? u guys got contact?

WHERE'S MY BF YO! WHERE'S HE AT?

GIVE ME A BF, GIVE ME A BF, GIVE ME A BF

>>7883106
West Mids

>>7883241
Im right here.

>>7863139
FUCKING GIVE ME A BF NOW, HOLY SHIT, FUCK, OH MY GOD!!! I CAN'T STAND BEING ALONE ANYMORE, GIVE ME A BF NOOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!
THE ONLY MEN WHO WANT ME ARE TWICE MY AGE, WHY DO NONE OF YOU LIKE ME?!?! I'VE TRIED AND FAILED SO MANY TIMES, I'M SICK OF THIS WORLD.
GIVE ME A BF NOOOWWWWW, OR I'LL KILL MYSELF, AND TAKE THE CURE FOR AIDS AND CANCER WITH ME, I SWEAR TO GOD. I'LL ASSASSINATE EVERY LEADER OF EVERY COUNTRY IF YOU DO NOT GIVE ME A BF NOW!!!!
I DON'T CARE IF HE'S A RAPIST OR MOLESTER OR ABUSES ME, AS LONG AS HE CUDDLES ME AND MAKES ME FEEL LOVED FOR 5 MINUTES OUT OF THE DAY, JUST GIVE HIM TO ME NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>7883408

>>7883106
also west midlands...

>>7883408
be my bf

>>7883355
>>7883609

sweet, do either of you have contact? like throwaways or kik or steam or skype anything?

>>7883408

Drop your location instead of just yelling at a Chinese Cartoon textboard

>>7884947
>>7886684
2ugly4you
There's no use in trying. All men are wicked vermin who's sole purpose is to cause me pain from a distance. I've met with nothing but rejection.
Looking into summoning an incubus.

>>7884951
I'll give you my kik if you post a throwaway I can send it to

>>7870041
For real. I've seen fatties and uggos sperg out over my "standards" when I tell them to fuck off
>inb4 rude
I have it lit in my profile now that I'm not dealing with those people

Anyone ontario north of toronto?
>23
>5'8
>brown hair, brown eyes
>skinny fat
>virgin :c
>white white
>brit/slav ancestry

>>7863139
god damnit I live innawoods and there are no people here TFW YOU LIVE INNAWOODS

>>7884951
I'm not very good and I'm apprehensive about contacting people at the best of times
I'm am on the discord though

>>7886941
>>7887756

send discord/kik to

[email protected]

>>7887785
Delta #7943

>>7887108
heey im virgin too, GTA.

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I want a bf or a good trans / crossdresser redpill.

>>7887108
Hi anon from /pol/

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>be me
>fall in love with straight 45yo married guy
>get depressed
>become suicidal
>3 years later
>no longer suicidal but seeing suicide as an option never left my mind
>want a bf but not stressing bc I don't fear death
>sweetrelief.mpeg

sorry

>>7888185
Hey anon i don't know
Can't find a bf anywhere.
>>7887888
Checked. I try to avoid Gta gays because I hate the GTA in general. Can't go by car the streets are packed and nonsensical. Transit makes me nervous.

I'm also a bottom.

>>7888179
How redpill exactly?

>>7890370
Pretty lewd for a blueboard if you ask me

>>7887108
>>7890295
A Canadian gay was shitposting in /pol/ these days. I thought that was you.

>>7890360
Do not be a leftist!
The rest is negotiable.
Understand that individualism and capitalism are good things. That the Jews really have their agendas, that globalism exists and something really bad is happening to whites...

>>7892606
>shitposting on pol
I only ask for a bf in gay threads. It's not shitposting

If you mean the leaf who rambles and doesn't make sense, that's not me

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>>7892682
Ok, my little leaf. Tell daddy what you like.

>>7892699
>daddy
Dropped

>want a bf
>end up meeting a really nice guy at the gym
>he could end up being my bf. we talk and argue about shit all the time
>known him for about 2 years now
>he keeps subtly making jokes about us being bf's
>don't want to make the move because if it doesn't work out between us, i don't want to lose him as a friend.

ugh

>>7893066
Lure him into an innocently gay scenario

>tfw one week later
still no bf, what am i doing with my life.

>>7888598
It really is amazing.
I don't fear death anymore either, because the most painful experience would be living a life with no companionship.
I'm still too indecisive to take that final step and end myself, but I haven't had an existential crisis for years, and that shit was annoying.

>>7888598
>fall in love with straight 45yo married guy
>get depressed
>become suicidal

I know what it is, Anon. But in my case the guy is 36 years old, married to a woman, a son and secretly bi, bottom and crossdresser.

>>7894468
i feel ya anon, it's quite shitty being alone all the time.

>>7894540
How did you meet a married bi bottom cd?

>>7886704
Stop being a fat,lazy neet.

>>7886704
just be my bf you fag

Why are you faggots so sensitive?

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>When you're a slightly more fem 7/10 fit otter boy who is attracted to thick nerd neckbeards and want them to cuddle and protect you

>>7863139
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGB7yTZEZE4

protip: gun = penis

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G E R M A N Y ?
E
R
M
A
N
Y

?


Its ok if you are chubby or whatever, just be older than 21 and be real pls

>>7896886
B R I T A I N
R
I
T
A
I
N

sorry german anon

>had irl 4chan boyfriend for a short time
>everything was amazing
>get dumped on a whim
>go back to being a total shut in too shy to meet people normally

G O L E T A
O
L
E
T
A

>>7897075
>had a BF

Atleast you had one, I've never had a BF.

>>7897075
Why'd you get dumped though if everything was amazing?

>>7898179
I meant amazing for me. They suddenly changed their mind on wanting to be in a relationship and thus dumped me.

>>7898191
I know that feeling too even if it was for less than 24 hours

>>7876642
Second that.

>>7896811
I love those stats. ;)

>>7887108
>31
>6'
>Little heavy
>Blonde, Blue eyes
>Not virgin ;)
>White
>Irish/German/Brit Mutt

>>7899544
Pics?
Contact?

Anyone not exclusively into whites? I'd be surprised

>>7899722
i'm into all races desu, just seems no one likes middle eastern guys nowadays.

>>7899883
There are some super hot middle eastern guys, I've met some.
The problem is they're all super rough and aggressive! Like every one I've met has seemed like cool funny guys until they get horny and seem to enjoy hurting me.
I would love to fuck a sexy Arab guy right in his ass. Where the fuck are the middle eastern bottoms?

>>7899889
>The problem is they're all super rough and aggressive!

sorry to perpetuate this stereotype :/ i'm just masculine i guess.
middle eastern bottoms are everywhere though dude, literally a few in the lgbt discord and telegram group.

>offer to buy some 18-year-old some food at a casual place
>'lol no that's weird, we're not dating'
>proceeds to spam me with 'daddy please come fuck me'

I honestly hate faggots

>>7899922
would you be willing to date another masc guy?

>>7899922
>18year old

Thats your mistake. Im 22 and not mentally ill/have daddy issues, take me to dinner instead or lets cook together!

>>7899935
im 22 aswell, where are you located friendo?

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>>7899939
Germany. Eventhough I doubt you are fom from there as well

>>7899946
damn :( not from germany, from manchester

>>7899934
Yeah

>>7899935
I know but he was cute. Ended up talking to another guy that knows him too, told me that when he was trying to playfully bite him he was failing to grasp the concept and was just actually biting kek

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>>7899969
Life sucks ;_;

>>7899919
There are none on Grindr, none interested in me anyway.
I might go to Israel and bang a Palestinian soldier.

>>7899922
He wants to fuck not have dinner with you.
You're the faggot

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>>7900020

>>7899883
Noone likes anyone except whites, middle eastern tops and bbc

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>tfw bi bf
>tfw he left you for a woman

FUCKING BISEXUALS I HATE THEM MOTHERFUCKERS MOTHERFUCKERS MOTHERFUCKERS

NEVER DATED FUCKING BISCUM FUCK

>>7900327
I know that fell lmao ;_;

>>7899985
Contact? (Also where ya from?)

>>7900020

I'm on grindr, though I don't really check it lol
>>7900327

I'm bi, but I'd never leave a partner like that unless it was a bad relationship. We aren't fetishists.

>>7900919
I'm the first one, how would you want to idk lol and I'm from Northern AZ

>>7901006
>tfw from Manchester, england

why is everyone so far away god damnit.

>tfw still no bf

>>7903189
Can I be yours even for one day?

>>7904402
yes you can, contact?

>>7863465
right.

>>7866663
I agree with you, though amazingly most people don't have this problem. I don't get it.

>>7899544
NICE!!!
>>31
>>5,10"
>>Little heavy
>>Not virgin ;)
>>White
>>Norwegian/Irish mutt
>>Scandinavia

>>7865828
right here. I've never been fucked but want it so bad. bend me over.

>>7906957
Do you have Kik?

CubandFun97

>>7907245
yep, added and sent a message.

>>7907230
Post Contact, if you're from the UK, i'm down.

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>tfw get bf from 4chan
>tfw he takes your virginity
>tfw you red pill him in return
>tfw when you go from lonely wizard in training to red pilled, fellow flat earther bf in less than a year

>2017
>not instantly bogpilling your bf

>tfw no bf
>tfw leaving to Basic Training in a month
>tfw no bf to send me love letters while I'm away

;_;7

>>7910156
I'd love to send you love letters anon.

DONDE ESTA MI PUÑETERO NOVIO, DONDE, QUE ALGUIEN ME LO DE YA MALDITA SEA!!!!!111111

Nobody will ever love you you stupid fucks

>>7912032
si vengas a seul seria tu novio :3

>>7912044
Im a big spanish guy... for you

>>7863139
Fuckin faggot. Pussy is lyf

>>7912111
>big
Que tan grande?
i'm half catalan by the way

>>7912126
6,1 en la mierda de medir americana
1,87m
:^)

>>7912156
Quise decir la otra cosa ... allá abajo ... :P

soy 1.81m :) y hermoso :)

>>7912172
Pene normal raza maestra
Yo de hecho tambien soy catalan >:3c

>>7912204
parles catala? :P

>>7912252
Una mica, porto 12 anys sense viure a Catalunya, parlo millor que escric

>>7912266
On vius?

>>7912266
i vols la independencia?

English pls

>>7912269
En l'infern, Sevilla, on no hi ha "cute bois", fa molta calor i hi ha gitanos/gipsies/demonis

>>7912280
vull un xicot que poder abraçar, amb el qual anar de la mà pel carrer, i al qual abraçar a dormir.

>>7912288
Aquest noi es de Sevilla :3
https://youtu.be/-kQbzMJenic
>>7912301
Well I'll lapse to English since my Catalan is very basic. Install Tinder. I will gladly cuddle with you in bed if you come to Seoul but you probably never will. I hope you find your cuddly sexy bf soon. Bona nit.

>The Face When No Bee Eff

>>7912486
Thanks my korean crush

5'8
110 pounds
18.
HMU guys UwU

>>7913812
Cute?
S
P
A
I
N
?

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>>7863139
THIS IS NOW A BF THREAD


>tfw no bf
>tfw live in rural area so you have your pick between being fucking hated. or fucking with a bunch of heavy flamer old people
>tfw all i want is a cute sadboi weeby boyfriend that likes to cuddle like a lot.


a-anyone out there? in the midwest? im in michigan.

ive been told im the type of person who could be a top or a kawaii bottom really well too. and im a switch so (depending on the type of guy)

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>>7913812
sounds fucking cute

where are you from

>>7913891
Ppl have told me I'm a 7/10 and 8/10.
I live on the east coast of America.

>>7913917
East coast senpai

>>7913892
>>7913920

Reeeeee why are you all from america you faggots, move to england. better healthcare anyway

>>7913959
Britain seems pretty nice. Except for all the British people.

>>7913977
cheeky cunt. :^)

>>7914009
lol

>>7899544
But where I live?

>>7863139
TFWNOBF

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No but seriously, how do I date

How do I even meet other qts

>>7899530
ok, come be my BF and I'll cook for you

>>7917345
>>7917146

Where you at?

>>7863139
pour gasoline alll over yourself and ignite it you fucking faggot

>>>/soc/

>>7863139
i know words can't hurt you because you have no self respect but you are a fucking degenerate and should be hung in public.

>>7918159
>>7918184

Whoa, what's wrong guys? Why are you so mad?

Its easy just self-deprecate yourself in a group chat, and offer nudes then you will get BF.

>tfw want to die anyways cause long-distance

>>7918159
please literally kill me daddy

>19
>skinny (53kg, 175cm)
>white
>not hairy over the belt
>Huge dark circles around the eyes
>Southern France
>virgin
>kissless
>redpilled leftist
>student in advanced maths/physics
>not cute
>not ugly (I mean there is worse)
>not confident
>intelligent (I suppose...)
>only elders and African guys talk to me on dating apps
>always have to do the 1st move
>maybe too high standards

Pls someone can loves me?

>>7918874
Im the big spanish guy for you... Obviously you are cute, you are french :3c

>>7866944
good luck lad!

>>7918874
L Y O N
Y
O
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kidding, you're too young for me lol

don't lose hope anon!

>>7920227
I have a close friend in Madrid. Spain and Spanish are amazing ^^
>>7922328
Thanks!, :)

>tfw still no BF 12 days later.

I wish I had a BF.

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Fuck, I found a really great guy who lives in the same city as me, but I'm too autistic to carry a decent conversation with him. I should have been fucking aborted.

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>25
>UK, Midlands
>khv
>aspergers
>depression
>skinnyfat chub
>kinda ugly
>kinda hairy
>toy/game uber nerd
>no motivation, what's the point?
>not confident in the slightest
>not particularly skilled
>shut-in neet
>no sense of purpose
>feel like nothing
>only adopted a name here to give me some sense of self
>tried apps but too unconfident to post pics or respond and don't want just hookups anyway
>joined a discord but most of the time just sit there watching everyone else talk because I have nothing to contribute because my life is so uneventful
>talked to some people but always end up realising they wouldn't want me or getting scared and running away

all I want is a cute small guy my own age who has similar interests and who's maybe in the same boat as me but the older I get the less and less likely it seems that I'll ever meet anyone right

>even if I did meet the right one I'd probably be too scared to do anything and I'd fuck it up somehow

>>7926485
>cute small guy

are you a top masc/dom

>>7930151
I think I'm more of a top but not really sure if I'm very masculine or dominant
I just don't know

>>7900327
I'm bi and my first and only relationship with best friend ended up being him using me as a rebound, to get his esteem and confidence back before going for the girl he really wanted.
Guys I talk to online either just want a fuckbuddy or are lonely straights who would even stoop so low as spooning someone like me so they feel less alone.

I just want a real bf to do normal and romantic things with. Your problem is the same as mine, it's not them being bi that's the problem, it's just that people suck.

>>7913892
>tfw all i want is a cute sadboi weeby boyfriend that likes to cuddle like a lot.
Now I'm sorry that I'm UK

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>>7863139
Try OKCupid. Got in a really great relationship through it.

>>7913892
I'm also in Michigan.

Also not old and flaming, pretty gay voice but masc, short, cuddly, weeby. Not sad though. Muscular but trying to lose like 10lbs of belly. Also switch.

If you feel like chatting and shit hmu. Skype/kik: Emmy.bun

>>7907230
post boipucci

Anyone in scotland here?

>>7931046
whereabouts? got contact?

>>7926485
You sound an awful lot like me you wanna chat or something?

>>7936313
I would like to
jfc even coming up with a response to this is making me anxious
I'm not very good

>>7936451
Cool, i don't normally do this kinda thing.
Add me on Discord: 9S#5526

>>7931069
>Wanna try okcupid
>femguy on hrt
>Feel like normies would hate me if they found out what I was taking

>>7936550
I want a fem guy on hrt

>>7936556
Unfortunately it feels like only people from 4Chan do

>>7936563
*In real life aswell

Not role playing here to jerk off.
It's actually very hard to find one.