toob edition
Informed consent providers: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
• Makeup for beginners: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels: http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels: http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• threads belong to no one so fuck off nim
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
• Discord: https://discord.gg/2thC8Nd
This is a burch thread
nim thread
>>7854149
i want to be a girl so much
nim thread
whut happened?
maeve thread
>>7854149
Get rekt:
Everyone.
Stop arguing.
>>7854141
you don't, you let it shrink and go away like it's meant to
>• threads belong to no one so fuck off nim
Yeah, lauren is such a nice girl! She never says anything mean!
>>7854158
thread got deleted....
>>7854152
>burch
>File: most disgusting thing ive(...).png
the most disgusting thing ive ever seen is burch
>>7854141
I was told like once a week ^^
>>7854168
i just copied an old thread
Neko edition
Informed consent providers: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
• Makeup for beginners: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels: http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels: http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• threads belong to no one so fuck off nim
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
• Discord: https://discord.gg/2thC8Nd
old:
>>7852930
>>7854170
thas dumb!
What happened to the last thread?
>>7854168
That's kinda why I deleted my thread. People sneak in things like that and I didn't catch it.
It was there before anon ya pinhead seek sunlight
>what do you mean its not cool when i force a thread of transgirls to look at my disgusting AGP cock?
What happened to old thread?
lauren is our messiah
>>7854168
this is my thread actually
>>7854182
greetings fellow burch poster
>>7854178
Happens. Some things aren't allowed so it got pruned, or the OP deleted it.
>>7854186
snugg
>• threads belong to no one so fuck off nim
this is good. we need to stop playing nice with homophobic shitposters
So what do I do now that I'm a girl now
I'm confused
>>7854193
someone put it in the last thread and I copied it without noticing
>>7854196
Be yourself....who else are you going to be?
>>7854197
>make a thread without noticing whats in it
Yeah, uhuh...
Doesnt fit that you hate nim or ANYTHING huh..
Did you really think Eva would get with someone as disgusting as you?
>>7854193
>homophobic
>literally super gay
>>7854196
Spam about it and get almost no replies as usual
why is amazon shipping so slow~
usps would have delivered my stuff already
>>7854204
yea i thought it would be waay more of a bother like daily or something
>>7854149
>• threads belong to no one so fuck off nim
lauren, i know you don't like nim but please stop
>>7854187
who wants mommys tongue
everyone post there favorite transgirl tv/movie character
>>7854149
I don't feel so good >_<
>>7854198
Not you
>>7854200
Or you.
I meant the thread in general.
What the fuck has Mirielle done??
Cuz I've been here and she's not fucking bothering anyone.
Little dicked anons why are you so weak
>>7854202
Shut the fuck up it was there
>>7854216
where is this from?
honestly this is why every trantran should get a trip
anonposters are the prime source of drama
it's annoying
>>7854194
beanboy god damn it none of those people were talking about me
>>7854216
>tfw don't watch movies or tv
it seems like it'd be hard to do a transgirl properly
either you have to make the story completely about her or she's just a normal girl that you out as trans for whatever fucking reason
>>7854216
that's the only one I can think of lol
>>7854221
its always sunny
>>7854218
please don't die, gloomy
you're my favourite poster whose name is gloomy
>>7854216
the tranny in that episode of IT crowd
>>7854212
One amazon seller I often buy from takes nearly a week to ship it, then sends it the slowest method. I have to plan ahead.
>>7854219
i had a meltdown a month or two ago and spammed my pre-hrt nudes to get myself banned and make people dislike me
>>7854222
that would be p good desu
>>7854222
Wait aren't you Burch
Hey I've seen you posting don't let these ugly goblins get to you.
I could literally eat all of them
And they know it too pussies
>tfw you can't post your shrivelled girl penis anymore
>>7854222
Theres no drama
Youre just gorss and people want you gone
(except beanboy)
>>7854232
Ye.
I get that anon.
I get that.
>>7854238
post it on unsee
please do NOT bully
>>7854204
idk, personally the whole reason I'm taking Cypro is because I want it to go away and never come back. Obviously everyone is different, but I can't wait until I don't have to worry about waking up with erections and getting depressed.
>>7854226
Thank you Anon, that's very nice, but I'm sure the other posters who are call themselves gloomy are much better than me >_<
>>7854219
>What the fuck has Mirielle done??
1. actually posted about how he jerkz off 4 times a day
2. actually talked about wanting to fuck femboyz in the ass
3. shamez straight tranzwomen
4. insults baby trans despite being one
5. talked shit to Phienchen
6. forced us to look at his dick
7. made a tier lis1t
8. changed trip 7 timez already
9. actually said he likez his beard.
IS A /CHASER/
>>7854238
you should have asked to keep it
could have put it in a jar or perhaps a fancy cigar box
>>7854238
post your boyfriend's penis like kayla does
>>7854238
ok as I was saying before
tight scrotums are nice but saggy ones are not
and ballhair is inexcusable
sorry needed to say that
ignore me
>>7854239
People would rather her than you.
It's why you don't trip.
Cuz if you did everyone would like see you.
>tfw found out a while ago one of my trans friends from IRL had Angie friended on Facebook
>just found out another has Lalalilly friended
>neither are 4chan transfolks, pure coincidence on both occasions
wtf
>>7854238
haha post it on unsee just for a joke haha
>>7854242
^^^^^^^^^^^^^this
>>7854196
So, therapy threw a wrench in my plans.
Apparently it's too much fucking work and effort to actually 'be a boy'
>Hence fayeposting (I know you're in the same little boat)
But still, wtf.
This is shitty.
I don't know if I like this feeling.
I'm scared /mtfg/
>>7854245
there's only one other that i'm aware of, and you exude more cuteness than she does
i wanna fuck femboys in their ass because im a girl who likes to use my penis and fuck things. oh did i mention i also miss my beard. hey also ive only been a tranny for 3 months but let me tell you what you are doing wrong in your 7 years of transition
>>7854251
Saggy scrotums are the softest and cuddliest
uwu
>>7854241
>>7854257
N-no I'm shy
>>7854247
That would be classy af
>>7854254
the fuck juni?
>>7854262
You realize she's a hottie now, right?
I'm out anon
Keep being a useless shitstain though.
What would your mother say if she saw you right now?
>>7854261
Thank you for calling me cute~
I'm really tired and I don't feel so good, so I'll make myself ready for bed now - Goodnight!
i don't know what it is, but every now and then, the thread just goes nuts and everyone starts acting like a turbospaz
it's like someone releases some sort of gas into the thread that lowers everyone's IQs by like 30
DO NOT BULLY
>>7854280
Nobody is.
>>7854278
angery
>tfw fucking monstrous honbeast with Gigi Gorgeous shoulders
>>7854264
I bet it's really cute though~
please can we stop being so mean to everyone?
it's not nice :(
I started today and everyone being debbie downers is ruining the happy occasion
>>7854280
she's detransitioning in public. basically she's ftm now.
>>7854264
post it
>>7854280
I don't care much for aesthetics when my face is buried in his balls.
It's a glorious experience
>>7854286
It inside out :(
>>7854280
idk, I'm a suicidal unpassing hon and even I know moving in the opposite direction would just make me sudoku even quicker
>>7854280
Lol I can't detrans, I still live as a male.
>>7854288
yesterdays thread was so happy. the thread is more fun when we all have drakeposter to gang up on.
>>7854273
i wouldn't call myself a hottie lol
i'm kinda andro i guess but that's it
>>7854267
ow that pic's just sad :(
>>7854297
i thought we all agreed that bullying was bad
>>7854298
your v cute bbg
>>7854282
My last night's/early day's drunkenness detransitioned into a disgusting hangover.
Ride it out or vomit?
>>7854299
i mean yeah but. He's the biggest bully.
>>7854304
Being a tranny and getting through life is hard unless you're hyper stealth.
We all used to be okay cis guys and the world looked at us less scournfully
>>7854311
I've never been ok though.
>>7854307
nah, he's alright - i think he just gets under the skin of the more left-leaning trannies
>>7854310
do u larp
trying to suppress the urge at all times to tear my fucking jawbone off my face and throw it across the room is getting increasingly difficult
>tfw he buries ur face in his crotch and all you can smell is balls and lewd
>>7854196
Slow dance with me!
https://youtu.be/ZAn3JdtSrnY
>>7854322
yeah it's called girlmode
>>7854325
grose
>>7854323
just get FFS instead, it'll be less painful
THIS IS A NIM THREAD
>>7854323
you don't have the muscle control for that
>>7854323
If you ever fall to temptation, please film it
>>7854316
i more have a problem with him clogging up the thread with his posts. at worst there mean, at best there boring.
nimmy nimmy wimmy
>>7854338
>not liking masculine men
>>7854339
Yay!
*Dances with junebug*
You're too young 4 me tho.
>started listening to Justin bieber unironically
https://youtu.be/fRh_vgS2dFE
>>7854321
>reading reviews for amazon shipping
I'm not getting my package am I
>>7854347
she went to sleep
>>7854321
wait I have to masturbate on a regular basis else I won't be able to get SRS?
I didn't even jerk off when I was a guy, it meant that I was male and that felt awful
please tell me you're joking
>>7854316
>nah, he's alright
-nah, he's alt-right
Fix'd :3
>>7854353
But it's like 4pm
>>7854338
you make it really hard not to dislike you
>>7854335
BUT I'M POOR AS FUCK
anon I live in a country where just yesterday they announced the termination of disability bux for people with dementia, schizophrenia, stroke-related cognitive issues and a bunch of other shit
how do you expect someone like me to fare?
>>7854337
yeah thanks for reminding me
I went shopping on wednesday and ended up collapsing walking back to the bus stop and spilling my shopping everywhere while trying and failing to get up for a good 30 seconds
then when I did stand up my fingers wouldn't move so I had to call out for some strangers down the street to help me pick shit up and help me onto the bus
I'm seriously considering offing myself once I get one or two writing projects done because this is fucking crushing
>>7854350
That's the gayest thing that's ever been posted on 4chan.
I hope morbid beats you up.
>>7854356
Use it or lose it
>>7854356
Penile inversion : yes
Scrotal inversion : no
>>7854358
more like alt wrong
>>7854342
lmao dw I would
>>7854363
Damn.
You must've never had a single teenage lewd situation
>>7854359
she was feeling sleepy
>tfw you're driving your garbage truck trying to get it to a garage so you can pimp it out but you crash into one car too many and it explodes
;_;
is my boss trutrans
>>7854356
you can get SRS either way, but masturbating keeps your dick from shrinking, and some cheaper surgeons use penile inversion, which is based off how big you are
the best surgeons use your ballsack for the inside so it doesn't matter as much, afaik
>>7854360
not hard enough, apparently
>>7854361
>BUT I'M POOR AS FUCK
you can get FFS on the NHS though, you just have to play up that dysphoria (or move to scotland)
>>7854368
*Kisses your nose*
;)
>>7854370
I never had a partner
Buuut I masturbated a shit ton before and after HRT
Because apparently I'm a filthy fetishist
Post:
The discord link
>>7854378
no you can't
my GP clinic even has a policy not to give bridging prescriptions for hrt under any circumstances
and even moving to scotland takes a shitton of money and reorganisation I don't have the resources for (e.g. if I had to switch from PIP/ESA to Universal Credit and then my conditions were no longer covered because the definitions are different for UC)
>>7854375
>Mfw Balzac
>>7854381
Lolfuuuuck.
Me too tho.
Buttwanking yeilds
the desire for strong orgasms...
>>7854391
I'd snog the shit outta your face if you tasted like anchovie pizza
>>7854363
>>7854365
>>7854369
>>7854375
I don't want it.
Even acknowledging it's there feels awful and makes me super sad.
All I wanted from transitioning was for it to wither and go away in the hopes that I could just ignore it until I could have it removed.
But that means that I'll have trouble with SRS down the road?
Fuck, guess I'll just go cry myself to sleep.
kill me someone please
>>7854396
>autistic as fuck and needs to stop
like nim
>>7854311
idk doesn't seem worth it to me
but that's just me
>>7854401
Yup she's a pseudo cinnamon roll
>>7854396
nobody ever thinks to make an "anon thread"
nim thread
>>7854325
what have I done?
>>7854407
The rest are natural, she's got artificial flavorings. :p
>>7854386
Plz
>>7854410
So autist loser thread?
>>7854416
>>7854409
>>7854394
not necessarily!
afaik with the best (but expensive) surgeons you can ignore it and be fine because they use ball skin for the inside as opposed to inverting the penis
>>7854403
Seriously,
I know I've said this before....
But it's my only dating dealbreaker.
Sucking on anchovies is just as bad as eating them, imo.
>>7854404
WELLL
Having boys at work ask you what you'd do if you were suddenly knocked up is kinda poopy, too
>>7854416
Don't be a prick
>>7854417
You're not trutrans tho.
Everybody knows you are and have always been a fetishist who took things waaay too far.
This feels rather strange, but I was told by my friend Red to ask for a girl named Grace from Chicago, if she's still around?
>>7854416
GO AWAY LAUREN
>>7854422
cute dogs
>>7854431
Ha.
Haha
Hahhahahha
>>7854417
I just wanted to talk about aesthetically pleasing grapes
also buttwank is good
>>7854431
Shes always around. Her and drakeposter are the same person
should i try to get youtube famous so normies will pay for my surgery
>>7854427
yeah that wouldn't be great
>>7854431
Grace currently has a girlfriend, but I'm sure if you wait for another 15 minutes or so, they'll have broken up and you can jump in there :^)
>>7854441
xXxsgp420xXx's let's play channel
>>7854441
yeah, if you're smart and cute and trans, you can get a ton of youtubebux - look at blaire white
>>7854393
>>7854417
>>7854439
what's buttwank
>>7854429
Wtf I'm trutrans
>>7854454
It's where you wank through your butt. I mean, what did you think it was?
>>7854454
it's where you put things in your btt for recreational porpoises
>>7854454
no more of that for you
>want a gf
>too autistic and awkward to talk to people
Please be nice to my friend
I love having emotions now
>>7854468
hugg friend redtree
>>7854453
It has nothing to do with her being trans and everything to do with the same cliche half baked pseudo intellectual rhetoric she parrots from the alt-right forums. Her followers are all neo nazis and mostly fake accounts. She gets money from suckers who watch her and hoot and holler with 'support' and then in the same breath vote to outlaw and criminalize early transition. Blaire is a retard who pretends to speak for trans people, but she's actually just a know nothing GOP scheme.
>>7854471
the world is better off elanna doesn't have a peen anymore
What are y'all doing right now?
I'm getting comfy af at a baseball game
>W-What!? You want to kiss me anon?
>Well, I dunno.. I DO have boys lining up to fuck me....
>Do you happen to like feet? :3
Blaire white is so smart and I wish I was as pretty as her.
Kaylee called me a dumb piece of shit today.
>ywn give boylanna a tearful bj
>>7854479
>She gets money from suckers who watch her and hoot and holler with 'support' and then in the same breath vote to outlaw and criminalize early transition.
That makes sense though, given that Blaire herself doesn't support early transitioners.
>>7854489
she's an idiot actually
>>7854488
Stop making fun of my friend
>>7854480
hi lady
please be my gf
>>7854497
apu apustus
>>7854483
Staring at a Ford, shitposting
>>7854423
What's the difference in results and price of scrotal vs penile srs?
>>7854496
''She'' is a hateful tumbr politician
>>7854471
And?
Trutrans can still be ok with doing a limited set of stuff with their penis
>>7854480
i mean hi how are you?
im good thnx for asking
>>7854497
I have a bf
but I'll be ur freind
>fuck my tight rake hole dad
>>7854496
slugg red
>>7854508
chaser rule #2
>you will never look this cute
y live
>>7854509
i'm good thank you
glad you're doing well too :3
i'm sleepy and my head hurts
>>7854512
>i have a bf
why do women like hurting guys?
>>7854515
>slug
take that back. that's a transsnail. just they weren't hatched with a shell doesn't mean they are a slug.
>>7854524
you know how men think women are retarded
well, once you transition, you realize it's actually men that are retarded
>>7854496
Grace says hi.
>>7854531
Youre the most retarded person in this thread
And the grossest
>>7854531
everything you see outside your window was built by a man supporting his family
let's be nice to men and offer them our hearts and genitals
redpill me on cindy
I wish I was a cis guy
it'd be better if this person had never existed
MOST ANNOYING OR LEAST LIKED TRIPS GO:
>>7854541
anon
Stop bullying mirielle
If she bothers y'all that much just filter her
>>7854501
Nice
>>7854526
toob
Hi sheen
>>7854524
It's okay anon
>>7854539
Same
since burch seems to think everyone likes her
http://www.strawpoll.me/12457322
vote
it should have been me who died instead of my brother
>>7854541
Chara
Drakeposter
Kayla
Lauren
Shakira
Korra
>>7854519
Wtf I'm not a chaser
my new batch of hormones got here
instead of taking 2 weeks it took 3 days
i was steeling myself for going off HRT for a while and instead here it is
im starting cypro now sooo
>>7854538
American. Early transitioner. Good progress, good prognosis. Nice person, too naive. Underageb&. Burgeoning friendships with several trips, but no strong bonds just yet. In danger of finishing school with no qualifications.
>>7854547
He might have turned out trans himself anyway.
>>7854541
drakeposter
lauren
edie
chara
kayla
male anon chasers
>>7854557
they must like you
>>7854559
>something is suspicious about this post
nope, nothing suspicious here, chief
support you local manposters today
>>7854501
future cars will have jets for flying
>>7854559
Yes, youre so loved!
Theres no reason anyone wouldnt love a beautiful, passing, not annoying girl like you
>>7854525
/pol/ bullshit = not liking the modern left to you apparently
>>7854544
>toob
toobs
>Hi sheen
ohayo
Anons were a mistake
>>7854541
Anthony burch
>>7854566
I hope
Gonna be honest, as much I like Blaire White, her lipstick really bothers me
>>7854567
jesus stop posting that
>>7854581
not everyone turns out to be trans
>>7854541
Nicotine
>>7854541
>LEAST LIKED TRIPS
h-hi ;_;
>>7854561
I doubt it
my sister's mostly normal
at worst he'd probably have just turned out crazy like my dad, he didn't have brain damage like me for starters
>>7854585
I've never seen a tranny with nice lips.
>>7854587
Im gonna keep posting it until this man pretending to be a girl leaves
He's completely ruining our self image as trans
>>7854541
Elanna is the cancer killing mtfg
>>7854531
t. extremely young and naive fetishistic boy still having his mother pay his bills while lying to her and ordered grey market hormones.
there are good men in this world and once you find one you love it's the best.
you will never experience that though because you are a man who likes women.
>>7854581
have you seen rates of children who identify as trans and how many of them naturally grow out of it?
it's over 80%, idk how people ignore that
>>7854599
for real can i have some cis lips please
>>7854590
>Nicotine
Just some literally who trip who comes on late at night to make posts like:
>Just came back from the club. Drunk female friend forced me into a toilet and kissed me. I'm such a massive faggot, Jesus Christ. What an interesting night though.
>>7854594
Well it's different for your sister, ftms don't have the same origin as mtfs.
>>7854602
mtfg was different before you
>>7854603
He's a perverted little man that likes transwomen
So he transitioned to try to stalk them
Like a future beanboy kind of
>>7854607
Hey I got kissed by a person I like a lot and it was nice. Situation wasn't like that! Please don't be mean to me, the nicest poster in /mtfg/.
>>7854581
I guess I'll just work.
I'm pretty much guaranteed a job with my degree and grades, so it's a case of hoping I don't walk in to a shitshow for being trans and end up unemployed.
It'll take a few years, sure, but I think I can do it.
>>7854541
>No one says they dislike me or find me annoying.
Not sure if people are actually ok with me or if I'm just a nobody.
>>7854605
being trans is very difficult in every way, and most just quit at some point
>>7854558
sounds right! sorry for my autistic quesiton, I just worry about what people think of me a lot
>>7854607
what do you expect from a richfag liberal arts college student really?
>>7854619
I hate how hard I have to work every day to present as a woman, and all the work I've had to do to be confident in myself
Then this little boy with long hair starts posting his nudes, calling himself a woman, and saying that all men are evil
Like wtf?????
>>7854610
It was
I killed it
>>7854615
>Hey I got kissed by a person I like a lot and it was nice
Better enjoy it while you're still gay.
>>7854605
i've seen statistics where it was like 30% or something
and that counted people with one or two things considered 'transgender markers'
the people with all the markers of being transgender rarely, if ever, detransitioned
>>7854617
where do you live? maybe you can move somewhere more tolerant
>>7854624
is this edie
cause you type like them
>>7854612
actually i was a gay femboy before i started hrt
nice try though
>>7854618
it's actual children though, who identify as trans at like 5
my sister used to say she wanted to be a boy
>>7854602
elanna is the hepatitis killing mtfg's cancer
>>7854631
idk if it'll actually happen, it's just a case of you hear horror stories and it scares me.
Family and "friends" will definitely disown me though, so that'll be shitty.
>>7854624
>I hate how hard I have to work every day to present as a woman, and all the work I've had to do to be confident in myself
>Then this little boy with long hair starts posting his nudes, calling himself a woman, and saying that all men are evil
Aptly put.
>>7854638
yeah, iktf
my grandparents are supportive but my mom is a religious nutcase
probably have to abandon all of my immediate family
>>7854624
this, SO much this
>>7854621
>I just worry about what people think of me a lot
Don't worry, that's normal, and half of MTFG has gone anon to ask what people think of them
>>7854631
>i was a gay femboy before starting hrt
sooo this picture was taken when? how many years were you a gay femboy.
>>7854631
>gay
>grossed out by masculinity
>>7854633
I am the HIV that is causing mtfg to die slowly and painfully
Why are there so many shitposting Anon's that all happen to agree with each other?
>>7854651
because it's an anonymous imageboard
I'm bored mtfg.
>>7854642
(hugg)
>>7854651
Most anons are trips who take their name off because they dont want to be mean
Just like you, except not as malicious as you are
>>7854651
It's a mystery
>>7854654
i agree
>>7854651
That's literally what this site is
>tfw wake up from puppy nap
>>7854391
Wow Junebug! I guess one kiss won't hurt. :3
>>7854393
Implying anchovie pizza isn't a gift from the Creator. Gimme
So last night I stupidly let my friend who is NOT A HAIRDRESSER cut my bangs lmao
I look like Lord Julius from Berserk
>>7854651
VPNs and astroturfing, or a silent majority. Could also be both.
>>7854650
elanna is the weakened strain of hep c that is killing the cancerous cells in mtfg's skin
>>7854541
Elanna
Olive
Nim
>>7854654
i agree!
im being blackmailed by a friend into calling myself moe in this very thread
>>7854651
MTFG is a popularity game, and trips often go anon to be mean, and also anons make up like half the threads anyway
>>7854654
I agree
>>7854663
puppi!
hru?
>>7854667
second this
>>7854658
this is accurate. I "am" a trip.
>>7854664
What's the point in bangs if they don't cover your brow?
>>7854664
uh, nice hair, olive
>>7854670
I'm here for u
>>7854541
Me
>>7854658
Dropping trip to attack people always seemed so stupid and petty
>>7854690
Dont you like lauren?
>>7854681
like I said, she's not a hairdresser and cut them waaayy too short
>>7854682
don't make me sic my white dragon knights on you bucko
>>7854688
hugboxers will be executed
>>7854673
Heyp! I have a massive hangover and feel like shit and my eyes hurt and mouth is dry. But it's ok, I'm alive.
>>7854667
Senpai noticed me!
>>7854666
True
>>7854664
Olive you're always cute, don't be so hard on yourself :<
>>7854697
I'm not hugboxing, u still look cute enough to eat out desu
If they're shorter than you want you could get some bang extensions or something
Or clip on bangs
>>7854696
Yes
>tfw you take your trip off to compliment people because you're afraid they'll think you're weird
>I put the wrong bank number in on my mones order
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>7854707
lol.
>>7854699
thats good, not great but I'm glad you're ok
I hope you feel better
if you want to we can talk on skype at some point
I'm worried
>>7854667
>Not listing Sass.
I don't even like myself desu.
>>7854704
>>7854702
>>7854664
absolutely butifel
>>7854714
oh are you posting anon because you got banned?
yeah you're absolutely awful and nasty
>>7854697
I got my uncle to cut my hair once, gave me a bald patch, never again. Anyway I don't bother with hairstyles anymore I just shave my head bald and wear a wig, much less hassle.
>>7854717
This honestly equates my feelings perfectly
Im genuinely in love with Olive, and only post here to read her posts.
I love the grffith cut and i love mommy Olive!
>>7854708
Maybe, but with most trips being the way they are, they'll probably just be thankful for the kind words.
>>7854719
Oh I've already moved out, it's a case of they'd just stop talking to me and I'd be dead to them.
Small victories I guess?
>>7854664
why do trannies get their hair cut by unqualified people e.g. themselves
I'm shit scared of getting my hair cut wrong and haven't been to a hairdresser in 4 years but that doesn't mean I'm about to pull this shit lol
doesn't look too bad, olive, dw, just make sure you see an actual hairdresser to get it touched up
>>7854715
>Tfw Lord Olive Julius wants to excecute you.
>>7854712
I really appreciate this bby. <3 u
I'm better, I think, it's just that some things piled on me and I couldn't find a constructive way to handle it.
But things are getting taken care of bit by bit :p
>>7854675
Nim is annoying, she's on these threads all day making dumb posts that are mundane and irrelevant. Sometimes I wonder if she's actully a rape captive and her mom is the predator that stole her as a child and doesn't allow her to leave because it would attract attention.
>>7854733
where did you go on skype?
>>7854732
lack of money I guess
how does one deal with being internet bullied?
i mean stalked and all that stuff.
>>7854737
oh, nice
did you switch from 2 to 4?
>>7854743
suicide, traditionally
>>7854736
oh yeah, sometimes a bender can actually help desu
this is good tho, you seem alot better
also funny!
>>7854737
everyone has acid but me!
i wanna trip
i married olive without telling her do you think she'll be upset
>>7854737
juni how long do i have to wait to between acid trips
>in library doing homework
>girl comes up to me
>"Hey are you Phoebe?"
>I look really confused, tell her "no"
>as soon as I start talking she looks confused
Did I fool a stranger
Now even people I don't know are trying to think I'm a girl reee
>>7854710
What?
>>7854743
Bock any suspected accounts from contacting you
Report it to the web site
what's /mtfg/ up to
i'm playing saints row 4 and relaxing
>>7854752
: )
you're a girl, amber
>>7854743
Put on girl's clothes and sleep with them.
They can't troll you if you're already acting like a faggot
>>7854741
nahh nim is alright
ik ik no politics but like
Sinn Fein might win
what the fuck
>>7854733
no
>>7854732
we had been drinking most of the night, it was like 3:30am by then and I'm honestly just surprised she didn't accidentally poke my eyes out with the scissors
I'm scared of going to a hairdresser, they're so judgy and they always make my hair feel really dry and damaged
>>7854736
delete this
>>7854726
I don't make the rules sorry babe
it's just official decree that all hugboxers must be put to death
>>7854721
>I just shave my head bald and wear a wig
but isn't finding a quality wig also really hard?
>>7854720
who's smiling
>>7854743
stop giving out your address you idiot
>>7854741
Nim just has no conversational skills whatsoever.
So she repeats the 'lol gay' joke over and over to substitute for it.
Watching her and eva meet in august is gonna be a trainwreck
>>7854743
>stalked
Call the police, I guess. That's pretty serious.
>>7854760
>>7854760
I thought the constituencies in NI never really changed? Anyway, in national Parliament it doesn't really matter much right? Does the DUP get anything done?
>>7854761
I don't have a dealer and idk how to make acid :(
>>7854718
>Sass getting banned
Lol, you literally have no idea who the fuck Sass is, do you?
>Awful and nasty
My puppy loves me, so I don't care about your meanness.
>>7854726
>Why are you anon?
I sort of don't know. I don't want to be here but I sort of do want to be here.
It's like taking a bath in a bathtub and the water hits that temp that matches your skin's temperature and you sort of can't tell where your body ends or where it begins and then you wamt to pee, but you don't want to get out of the water to ruin that experience. :p
>>7854769
seriously though
if SF forms a government it could lead to a United Ireland
>>7854760
delete northern ireland
>>7854766
trip on lauren
>>7854760
Aren't they the ones that want a united Ireland /really/ badly?
>captcha
>>7854780
im gonna be laughing my ass off seeing that happen from here in london
itd be cool tho
>>7854780
Ohh sorry it's for local gov't
I don't see that happening desu. Don't think that'd be allowed by the English, r-right? ;_;
is it normal to hate my life
>>7854761
why would it be awkward for her?
did something weird happen?
>>7854782
free northern Ireland desu
>>7854776
They are changing though, it looks like
Current: SF 27.9%, DUP 28.2%
Last: DUP 29, SF 24%
so SF could win. under the devolution rules for NI a coalition has to be formed from the 2 largest parties
>>7854799
is it normal to want to die
>>7854790
>is it normal to hate my life
In my experience, yes :/
>>7854782
Seems like you'll just need to wait a little bit for that.
>>7854761
You've been on 2mg this whole time?
>>7854762
There are wig stores everywhere.
>>7854799
Oh boy
I don't want a united ireland
I have no stake in it but I'm dutch and like King Billy
is it normal to want to hurt myself
>>7854796
>free a country that voted to join the UK
>>7854754
>you're a girl, Amber
Oh shit
aaaa
>>7854790
That's pretty normal around here
>>7854812
>SF used to be the political arm of the IRA
Thought as much. That's really, really cool.
is it normal to feel worthless
>>7854749
>You're funny
:3 u made me feel nice.
Gimme acid 2! We can like put 2 squares on our tounges and like press them softly against each other. :p
>>7854750
>Getting upset that Maeve secretly marries u.
On what universe could this be a possible possibility? Idgi
>>7854755
>Tfw no gf to wear each other's panties
Life is dukkha
>>7854761
Tell me about kisses again. :)
>>7854762
I can't because anon posted it and not me.
>>7854814
deepweb is scary desu
I'll ask ellana to tell me how to make acid
she knows science and stuff
*clears throat*
you've got the touch
>>7854820
yeah no denying it now
once you get clocked in boymode you're done
>>7854814
oh, so you're on 8mg estrofem?
i just switched to progy and it's doing wonders for my boob growth
>>7854832
>>Tfw no gf to wear each other's panties
wtf why does this sound like good lewd fun
>>7854834
remember when kayla taught science
>>7854822
look at this
Sinn Fein up
DUP so far are still at 21 seats
>>7854818
idk a cute irish boy at school said that so I just go with it
>>7854834
shit's hard
the precursors, intermediates and final product are light sensitive, easily oxidized and sensitive to halogens
you would need a chemistry degree to stand a chance of successfully making LSD
>>7854841
Did you really forget to take off your trip?
Scumbag.
>>7854837
It's because we're lewdness soulmates, banana!
>>7854851
what
>>7854841
Jeez, what a bitch.
>>7854832
l~lewd!
but fun
when I make some I'll come over bby ;)
>>7854855
its kayla
>>7854798
cool post anon
now delet
>>7854841
>Whhhy do people don't like me!!!!
tfw no gf
tfw no cudds
tfw no one to bite
why is life such pain
why is life such suffering
i just want the simple life of pinning someone down and destroying them is that too much to ask
who called the kayla defensive force
>>7854860
I was being genuinely serious...
I'm in love with you :/
Please at least give me a heart emoji..
>>7854841
no
I was in special ed
>>7854868
my trip fell off
god my waist looks weird
i have a big rib cage so i have like this tiny maybe 2 or 3 inch tall dip and then it starts to dip back out towards my hips
>>7854844
don't trust the hibernians, vanessa
they'll wink and smile and tell jokes to you, but they're only looking to gather support for a united ireland - they don't care about you as a person
Whut
>>7854879
can i save this image
>>7854841
Didn't she lie about a physics class or something and the textbook she posted was like a middle school physics book
>>7854836
Shiiiiit
I need to learn makeup now, need to narrow down the only thing I'll have to work on to my voice
I'm still a little shocked none of my friends or relatives have said I look different
I looked a little fem in my graduation pic I took today, guess I'll get comments for that one lol
>>7854846
i'm a p good cook!
I can usually improvise really well!
I got an A* in cooking
>>7854877
o
two different brands of the same thing?
>>7854890
i have to do voice too
but i'm only like 3 months hrt so it's not as pressing i guess
>>7854874
>Why has the UK completely collapsed?
It hasn't, it's just remoaners fomenting fear. There's a few growing pains as the UK begins to leave the EU for bigger and better things, but it's not in danger of splitting up or anything so dramatic.
>>7854855
trip on kayla
>>7854882
but he was cute and cool
and had big dicc
>>7854396
Faye link is link second faye first
It's like gay striaght, get the shitposting right
>haven't been able to find a garbage truck since my last one exploded
;_;
lauren is good
>>7854898
>but it's not in danger of splitting up or anything so dramatic.
>>7854547
How did he die? Why do you feel survivor's guilt?
>>7854915
Take it sublingually. Not doing so is probably why you need 8mg in the first place
important
http://www.strawpoll.me/12457618
>>7854910
I made peach and raisin crumble and everyone loved it!!!!!!
it was really good
but writing isn't cooking, that teacher sound dumb desu
is the uk going to break up and let Irish communists take over the world y/n
>>7854915
no i'm playing saints row 4
>>7854901
;_; i have no idea what you're talking about desu
i just have the little blue ones i've never checked if they have a letter on them
i like how all the pills are blue though
>>7854925
you can't take progy sublingually
>>7854906
when are you getting ffs, srs and a boyfriend?
>>7854844
>people still say suffrage was the right thing to do
>>7854868
r e e e e save me
the DUP have gained only a single seat more so far
so SF 26
DUP 22
>>7854927
uwu
>>7854929
>Everyone who doesnt like me is kayla!
Maybe because youre an antagonistic pig who wont shut up about politics?
>>7854931
NEVER COZ HE'S A BOY
LOLOLOLO
>>7854818
NI never voted to join the UK because it was always part of the UK. Somewhere can't join somewhere it's already part of.
It's not that I'm a lonely piece of shit that can't deal with interacting with decent normal people without feeling guilty about how much of a fuck up I am; I'm just too cool to get laid.
>>7854942
i don't know
if SF win
or at this point even if they lose by a hair
then there'll probably be violence
ffs is done one surgery at a time or all at once? Is it possible to do one at a time???????
>tfw on 6mg of E and frequent drinker
Who needs a liver
>>7854895
I'm 11 months hrt and trying to go full time by the end of the year so time is of the essence for me lol
>tfw just realized it's been a year since I scheduled my hrt appointment
Time flies
>>7854932
idk what that means
irish boys r cute
>>7854937
>He's always here defending himself
please dont misgender
even kayla doesnt deserve that
>try to intercept garbage truck thing by crashing into it
>it explodes
is it happening
>>7854951
you look cute
work on your voice and you can def fulltime :3
>it's been more than 3 months since i broke up with my ex and started hrt
time
flies
>>7854957
>American flag
>burned by the American-funded IRA
Justice.
>>7854941
T...thanks
>>7854950
>Is it possible to do one at a time???????
yeah
it's probably cheaper to get it all at once though
>>7854910
>Uh the Scottish independence movement has gotten pretty big
Not at all. If there were another referendum today, the SNP would still lose, which is why they aren't calling for one. They're opportunistic snakes who would probably go against the will of the Scottish people and demand another referendum if they thought things might go their way, but it's doubtful to happen in the first place.
>>7854919
DUP are taking a bit of a hit due to RHI, and they're at a disadvantage due to the reduction in seats, but let's not blow things out of proportion. Northern Ireland will never join the RoI.
DUP catching up
might win by a hair
>>7854964
>cheaper to get it all at once though
how so???
>>7854974
At a minimum you have to have a separate doctor put you under each time
should I lower my estro to 4mg? im on 6mg atm
>>7854976
yeah, I guess that makes sense...
>>7854877
>Toungey toungey
More like this junebug!
>>7854983
Pls list levels from blood tests and when you took it before or if you're having side effects
https://www.reddit.com/r/northernireland/comments/5x9ofh/election_results_mega_thread/dehajx5/
>So the DUP need to lose 1 more possible seat to lose the PoC
FUCK
>>7854945
A technicality (and one that's not even technically correct). They opted to remain part of the UK, and the people of Northern Ireland still to this day have no desire to join the Republic of Ireland.
>>7854963
>link
>boy
pick one
>>7854874
No, starting from ergotamine bitartrate
>>7854864
I have never made it, but I have read about it
>>7854991
im selfmedding and blood tests are like £350
looks like DUP might win
phew
>>7854969
They'll never make 30 though, so I'm happy. Not sure how Foster can stay considering how poorly they did...
>>7855012
idk
i heard ppl say 4mg is ok
i'll just wing it
also i hate doctors
>>7854997
>A technicality
The difference between joining and remaining part of is a major one.
>(and one that's not even technically correct).
For what reason do you say otherwise? I disagree.
toob
Is Faye still having a meltdown?
>>7855021
I wanna toob.
>>7855004
I don't know shit about baguette elections, whats the best and worst listed parties?
>>7855021
Fert toob
>>7855027
owo
>>7855024
http://www.rte.ie/news/assembly-election-2017/results/
It'll probably be DUP 29 and SF 28
>>7855029
foob
>>7855024
according to reddit:
"EAST BELFAST - 1 DUP in the running
FOYLE - 1 DUP in the running
SOUTH BELFAST - 2 DUP in the running
EAST LONDONDERRY - 3 DUP in the running
Current tally - 23
So the DUP need to lose 1 more possible seat to lose the PoC"
It looks like East Londonderry has been lost by the DUP, some independent took a seat and it doesn't look like they'll win the final 2 seats so...
>>7855028
DUP want to to not be in the EU or the euro.
SF want to be in both.
>>7855028
best = DUP/UUP
worst = SF (sinn lame)
>>7854884
>Faye legit likes to olay video games
Coooooool! I can finally live out my Lana del Rey fantasy
>>7855028
Sinn Fein: Single Ireland, socialists, former political wing of the ira
DUP: Unionists, right wing lunatics
SDLP: soc dems
UUP: centre-right (?)
Alliance: centre-left (?)
>>7855039
are they socialists like marx or socialist like sanders
should I just go to sleep?
>>7855028
The DUP are the worst, they managed to waste £500 million pounds in the cash for ash scandal.
what do the brit bong letters mean
>>7855044
its not even 7 yet
>>7855033
So the PoC remains at 30 even though the number of seats total is reduced?
If they're one short they just need one single UUP AM to change sides to still get a PoC. Are there going to be any votes where every single UUP AM is against them?
>>7855036
Too bad shes playing it on the Wii U like a chump.
>>7855042
I mean, they used to be the political IRA so probably more Marx then Sanders.
How do I shitpost? Do I need to shit irl? Is it actually fun? Shitpost tutorial? Maybe? Idk?
Is shit posting underrated or overrated?
>>7855012
>https://clyp.it/4352kicy
I am going to get /co/ to draw a link/zelda version of this
>>7855028
Sinn Fein are basically the Hamas of Northern Ireland (a political party rooted in terrorism and fear).
DUP are enlightened, eurosceptic unionists.
>>7855055
Good shitpost, 7/10.
>>7855049
I'm sad though and emi went to sleep
>>7854541
DAM FUXKING STRAIGHT NOTBONE FUXKING MENTION OF ME FUXK
I AM THE KING
I RULE ALL
FUCK WITH ME
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-france-election-lepen-eu-idUSKBN1691A0?il=0
if you cant see what the globalists are trying to do, you're a cuck
>>7855067
"Cuck" isn't a very effective word here, senpai.
>>7855053
>Implying girls actually care about gaming platforms
Get your own fantasy dork, Faye is perfect just as She(He) is.
check out this qt
I fucked up my mones order and had to cancel it. Is this a sign?
I have no idea what is even going on in NI. Its probably gonna be the DUP Just pulling through but at this point its sort of a coin toss
>>7855073
Faye doesn't love you and never will. She just uses this place as some fucked up self therapy.
>>7855016
If you want to wing it, and be relatively sure of your blood levels, use patches. 80pg/mL +/- 20pg/mL E2 blood level per 100mcg patch. Two patches at once, stagger their start days by two days, will get you into a nice sweet spot for transition. One 100mcg patch should be goof got enough E for breast growth provided you killed off T production.
>>7855075
buy more pills!
>>7855025
She melts me down, desu.
My heart beats when I read her clyp its. And i want to kiss her when I hear her posts.
>>7855076
If you check RTE you can see the remaining counts for each constituency, it's pretty easy to estimate which way the remaining seats will go.
>>7855087
Ah ty, on the Beeb its hard to see
>>7855071
women can still be cucks you shitlord
ps4 is the most trutrans platform
>>7855093
can u buy me one
>>7855095
no :(
i have no money
i would if i did!
but i'd also buy you battleborn and force you to play it with me >:3
carol which team am i supposed to root for
>>7855074
Give it to me or I'll socialize it.
>>7855075
No, your failures are your failures, not the result of a divine order you wish to exist and to care about you. The truth of reality is void, your errors are meaningless, buy more pills.
>>7855092
That response highlights why it's an ineffective insult. You want to be the cuck. You need it. You thrive on cuckery.
>>7855099
me n u if we were dogs in a cage who wanted to get out
>>7855101
sinn fein
>>7855067
Yes the secret association of globalists want this.
I've loved Faye longer than any of you.
Shes never returned the favor.
I can barely get a (You) out of her most of the time.
Don't fall for that old trap.
>>7855093
pc mustard race
>>7855105
>>7855093
3DS is neat c:
>>7855101
depends on what you want
it looks (?) like DUP will win (maybe?)
>>7855116
what do you want
>>7855101
kittens.
>>7855118
Honestly? I kind of want SF to win to give the Tories a kick up the arse.
>>7855116
i want free stuff from the government but i hate minorities what's my best bet
>>7855107
its hardly a secret
its blatant and you have been so brainwashed that you discard it off hand
>>7855117
lizards are cool if you don't live in a place with lizards
it seems weird they're just around everywhere some places
>>7855101
Think for yourself, don't get other people to put thoughts in your head.
Dumb anon.
>>7855122
are u nazbol
What is the best thing about /mtfg/?
>>7855132
lauren
>>7855115
it was good but i got tired of nintendo after having a wii u for a few months
i miiiight get a vita for the weebstuff but blagh, i stay at home all day anyway
>>7855125
yeah we've got a few diff kinds here
like the anoles and then these googly eyed rainbow ones
in the philippines we had these huge like 9 or something inch long geckos
they'd make these really loud GE-KO noises
>>7855129
they're ok.
>>7855122
DUP
>>7855122
Get a job.
>>7855129
no gods no masters in the streets
oh god yes master in the sheets
>>7855148
>tfw gf wants you to be a submissive top
>>7855157
how does that work
Ok so here's one prediction for the remaining seats:
Foyle: 1 DUP
East Derry: 1 SF, 1 SDLP
East Belfast: 1 DUP
South Belfast: 2 DUP
>>7855157
what you really want is a smooth boy to be a dominant top, right?
toob
>>7855093
TruTrans don't play consoles. We are PC genius.
You are AGP not trutrans. Your body is way too masculine to be TruTrans.
>>7855161
In South Belfast it looks like Claire Bailey might take a seat, conceivably Dallat might not win in East Derry
>>7855167
cute fursnake
let me have one
>>7855161
this was fairly obvious, i don't know why caroline was getting so hyped up
>>7855130
>tfw you like Limonov's national Bolshevism, but nobody remembers it because the NBF got memed
>>7855148
Basically me. I actually have rather extreme problems with authority in everyday life, like my blood boils whenever I have to talk to cops, but when that gf tells you to keep your hands on the bed posts while she drags a knife down your leg, goddammit them hands don't move.
>>7855148
lmao i hadn't heard that one
>>7855169
>ew getting too macho for me dude
he is a dirty dirty boy and you need to clean him
give him a bath
>>7855179
gdi literally anything lewd you post is so hot wtf
>>7855171
>In South Belfast it looks like Claire Bailey might take a seat
The UUP will transfer heavily to the DUP, she'd have to get very lucky to hold her seat.
>conceivably Dallat might not win in East Derry
If the DUP surplus transfers more to SF than SDLP maybe... but I don't see that happening at all.
>>7855179
I always liked talking to authority, it made sense knowing that I was objectively below someone, and it felt sort of good. no idea why though.
>>7855189
https://twitter.com/UTVNews/status/837817858642018304
suggests Bailey took the seat
>>7855190
thats why you have to clean them
with your tongue
or in a bath with a sponge and make sure you really clean between their legs well
>>7855191
gross
>>7855179
hi
i like this
weekly reminder that the way to happiness is to LITERALLY just b.e yourself
>>7855204
that doesn't even make any sense
>>7855204
what if myself is really bad and unlovable :(
>>7855185
I have reason to believe I am actually a succubus. Sex is basically a form of communication to me. If I don't get a certain amount of poon, I start to feel like I've done something wrong. And the corollary is that I'm very good at having and describing sex, because I'm always paying attention to the smallest details.
>>7855191
I don't trust them as far as I can throw them, and they've fucked with my family and friends enough to concretize that distrust. Plus I can practically smell the arrogance coming off of them, and I'm practically conditioned to hate that given the kind of men I grew up around.
>>7855201
Mmf. Me tooooooo. Bites are so nice and exhilarating. I always feel them tingle all the way down my body. Makes me moan like crazy.
>>7855204
but myself is a cripplingly depressed mess
>>7855195
Ok, so ITV, RTE, and BBC are all giving contradictory vote counts.... But both RTE and BBC say the third seat went to Alliance. I don't know anymore...
>>7855215
bloody hell
wtf is going on even
>>7855206
it does in my head
>>7855207
you're probably not being yourself hard enough 100% serious
>>7855208
i want to bite someone
>>7855210
then mental illness is preventing you from being yourself
>>7855224
>then mental illness is preventing you from being yourself
this
you need to change in order to be yourself
>>7855208
that's lewd, Haku
lewd.
I approve.
>>7855224
we can bite someone together if you want
i'm an equal opportunity employer
>>7855224
bite me and tell me my bangs look terrible
>>7854898
uh it's been collapsing since 2010 at the least, I'll grant you Brexit has little to do with it but the country and its infrastructure are very much going to pot
>>7854922
he caught a flu virus off me when he was a baby and died :^) if it wasn't for my presence my parents would have had a healthy adult cis son by now
>>7855225
this desu
if you think you're being yourself but aren't happy then you aren't being yourself
>>7855227
i'm in
>>7855229
they look kinda weird and i'd go to a hairdresser if i were u
would you squirm if i bit you?
b.e. entirely entirely entirely entirely entirely entirely entirely entirely entirely entirely entirely entirely entirely entirely entirely entirely entirely entirely entirely entirely entirely entirely entirely entirely entirely entirely entirely yourself
be entirely yourself
*takes out knife*
*stabs you*
:D
>>7855244
hugg snugg cudd
i want someone to kill me during sex
uwu
What is love?
i wish i had some weed and my gf handy
i wanna suck her dick so bad
>>7855241
>uh it's been collapsing since 2010 at the least
Not for much longer. Article 50 is coming, and with it, a brighter future for Britain.
>>7855241
How old were you at the time?
>>7855250
>What is love?
I don't know :(
>>7855242
I look like a homeless tumblrite
>would you squirm if I bit you
yeah
you'd have to be prepared for me to bite you back though
>>7855250
Baby don't hurt me, no more
>>7855253
sucking girls dicks is lewd
>>7855250
baby don't hurt me
>>7855222
This has her ahead by quite a bit: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C6CLmYDXMAERm4J.jpg:large
She may hang on!
>>7855224
I-I like bites... You could bite me...
>>7855227
I can't help it. You're making me neeeedyyyyy!
>>7855244
Harder please.
>>7855271
*twists knife*
>>7855262
>yeah
>you'd have to be prepared for me to bite you back though
oh btw this is my fetish
>>7855264
i know
it's comfylewd
best kind of lewd there is
>>7855271
how about there?
>>7855273
>tfw no gf to be comfylewd with
>>7855273
>that image
>tfw not kissing boy's inner thighs before eating him out rIGHT NOW
finna KMS
>>7855269
RTE shows a large lead too
The UUP candidate is also gaining votes faster than DUP
Possible upset victory?
>>7855271
lucky for you i'm in a bitey mood.
>>7855277
:/
>>7855279
dude fuck you ruined my mood now i was into some good thoughts fuck fuck i haven't managed to feel like this since december fuckkk you and fuck this cypro shit
>>7855272
>>7855273
Th-That's not fair. That's my weak spot, senpai. >\\\<
can someone hurt me please
>>7855289
You'll never be a girl
>>7855224
but how do I fix my mental illness
I feel lost trying to deal with it and my therapist is no help
>>7855287
DANG I WAS JUST TRYNA RILE UP THE FUJOS
Why is sucking girl dick so much better than sucking boy dick?
>>7855280
Yeah that's way too tight to call, and it's so clearly gonna go to a recount!
>>7855298
>>7855293
Gay
>>7855302
the gayest
>>7855254
>implying Tory cuts massacring disabled and mentally ill people will stop just because they fixed problems in manufacturing industry etc.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/theresa-may-disabilty-benefits-social-security-experts-ssac-pips-personal-independence-payments-pmqs-a7606296.html
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39088847
http://www.disabilitynewsservice.com/billions-of-pounds-of-pip-cuts-will-put-lives-at-risk/
https://politicalscrapbook.net/2017/02/government-cuts-to-disabled-pip-support-is-so-harsh-even-tory-mps-are-criticising-it/
>>7855286
You're going to kill me. I feel like I might die. I'm so turned on right now, wth.. I need to do something. Fuck, typing is getting difficult.
>>7855289
Me too, seriouslyyy...
>>7855290
physically https://unsee
.cc/bodesapu/
can you stab me
>>7855288
yeah that's a good spot, indeed
>>7855291
idk senpai it depends
i'm not sure myself but i've been working on mine a bit with alrightish results
>>7855292
cmon we were having kind of a lesbo moment here
whatever i'm going to bed rip its gonne now
>>7855293
ikr??
>>7855312
maeve, i think perhaps you should seek medical advice
that looks pretty unhealthy
Where is the best place to live for being a tran?
Also with the best weather.
>>7855310
Aww. That's cute.
Deal with it.
>assume pickles are sweet
>use butter instead of sour cream on sandwich
>bite in
>they're not sweet
oy vey
>>7855293
because girl dick is effeminate?
people cutting themselves is one of the few things that can make me cry
goodnight
>>7855312
But emotional pain lasts longer bb.
Scars fade
please don't hurt yourself :(
>>7855329
>Scars fade
wait a minute, that's not how scars work
>>7855335
It varies
You're an idiot
where did all the beautiful posters go
No matter how you're doing, okamas who didn't have a party this friday, listen to this and you'll feel better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_aa91sRIlk
>>7855349
hanna's asleep right now
i like girls
>>7855357
Don't worry, you'll grow out of it. It's a early transitioner thing to like girls.
>>7855357
Little girls?
>>7855359
no i like girls a lot i just want to hugg them and kiss them
I'm gonna paint my nails to get my mind off stuff
Hopefully they don't come out too badly
>>7855357
gay
>>7855357
me too, anon
me too
>>7855371
i want to marry a cute girl
>>7855349
I'm sorry
>>7855366
Darn!
>>7855377
i want to be married and cuddle with my wife
>>7855058
>Sinn Fein are basically the Hamas of Northern Ireland
>>7855382
Palestine good Israel bad
>>7855381
have you found her at least?
first steps first.
>>7855378
evening (probably), sheen
how you doing?
>>7855387
its 11am actually
rn I'm just watching a horizon zero dawn playthrough and looking up where to buy a bow from in my state
>>7855385
Remind me again which one executes trannies and which one has pride parades?
4 seats left
>>7855378
you're having breakfast, I'm having a few beers after dinner.
why is australia so wrong in their ways?
>>7855386
no
i just want to skip and
like just sort of work on auto pilot and then wake up when I get engaged
>>7855391
its the future here
>>7855388
ooh
horizon looks really good
i want to get it but i'm really tight on money :(
>>7855389
kys zionist
>>7855389
Israel kills palestine trannies too. Among the children, civilian women and all that.
They also oppose the country that makes you a tranny whether you want or not, Iran, no it's not even as if we were an factor in anything.
>>7855392
Have you tried talking with girls at work?
>>7855394
true.
I'm happy living in the past, tho.
>NI rn
>>7855405
We don't get snow here either.
I'd have to go to the deep south and that's a hell in itself away of all civilizarion. Pretty much the latitude of the malvinas (falklands for you filthy pirates).
The bike thing sounds pretty plausible. Even if scorching summer it must feel nice to have the wind against your face. I never learned to ride one tho.
>>7855396
>wanting a country where I wouldn't get killed to exist
>instead of one where I would
>bad
>>7855399
>palestine trannies
How are there these?
>Among the children, civilian women and all that.
We did that to German children and civilian women the war too. Was that wrong?
>They also oppose the country that makes you a tranny whether you want or not,
>whether you want or not,
Good.
is 190 pages of screenplay too long for a first-time project? I sure hope the 1-page 1-minute rule isn't true in this case...
>>7855407
>I'd have to go to the deep south and that's a hell in itself away of all civilizarion. Pretty much the latitude of the malvinas (falklands for you filthy pirates).
yeah I want to move to Tasmania
>The bike thing sounds pretty plausible. Even if scorching summer it must feel nice to have the wind against your face.
yeah, it would be comfy
>I never learned to ride one tho.
same, I've tried teaching myself but I get nervous and almost fall off or do fall off
my brothers got bikes when they were kids, I never did and they wouldn't let me borrow theirs or help me learn
>>7855411
>How are there these?
I don't get it.
Of course there are. Your nationality doesn't save you for this particular hell.
>We did that to German children and civilian women the war too
Fuck US wars too?
>Good
Gays have it too easy.
Make them experience dysphoria so they get it.
>>7855413
How is the 1 page 1 minute not real? It's usually more than that unless you have people speed running it.
Remember that as a writer you can only sugest things, ypu have to give up the execution to someone else and trust the mixture of results.
>what a handsome young man! you got a girlfriend? not yet huh
>listen, girls like macho men, you gotta go to the gym, get some muscles, man up a little, girls like that kinda thing
>haha, you'll be having to drive em up soon, right lady killer?
>*playfully smacks me in the chest and leaves a bruise*
>>7855356
Hi!
I guess okay?
Alot of pizza, Netflix, cuddling, and playing with each others dirty pillows
>>7855427
Your mom's weird.
>>7855427
nim the womanizer
>tfw no cuddly gf
>>7855421
I tried a bit in my ex's bike and it wasn't really that hard. It took a lot of concentration to relax, but it was more about letting it do it's thing than thinking about balancing.
But thinking of doing it on the street, where anyone could see me, felt mortyfing.
>>7855428
Sounds like a nice marriage desu.
You got married before the gay marraig law, right? which one is the man, legally speaking?
>>7855427
2 sounds like someone very confused with life
4 is a sad reality.
>>7855432
I wanna watch that show
>>7855433
>tfw no comfy bf for the first cold night of the year.
>>7855443
I'm the man under God's law of valq being the big dommy spoon
>tfw no big dommy spoon gf
>>7855422
>Your nationality doesn't save you for this particular hell.
No but it can end your participation in it a lot sooner.
>Fuck US wars too?
t. supporter of Hitler ruling Europe
>Gays have it too easy.
>Make them experience dysphoria so they get it.
Who knew the Ayatollah was a repressed tranny who trips in /mtfg/?
>>7855443
>I tried a bit in my ex's bike and it wasn't really that hard. It took a lot of concentration to relax, but it was more about letting it do it's thing than thinking about balancing.
o-oh, you got further than me
I will try to do that
>>7855447
You have to be okay with shecock tho
>>7855447
why would you want to date a spoon
>>7855437
trim your eyebrows already!
>>7855446
what?
you never got your legal sex change?
>>7855449
If I had the Ayatollah's money I'd get my ffs right now.
I'm sure someone would push the doctor at gun point to wake up and do it now.
>>7855450
I guess you'd need an ex first, that sounds like a round about way.
In my EXTREMELY short experience. The deal is about realxing, not actually doing anything in particular.
>>7855453
don't make me feel bad, cutey...
Welp, I got poon'd! I'm still fucking horny, but I got to fugg! Nyorou~<3
>>7855454
Y-You cast your lewd magic on me!
>>7855449
palestine is a cool ""country"" to support
I don't think this argument is going to go anywhere senpai
>>7855422
one of my more successful trans friends wants to direct it :^) I've been promised a decent amount of influence
>>7855456
>I guess you'd need an ex first, that sounds like a round about way.
but I'm a strong woman who dont need no man even tho I totally do, so I have my own bike
>In my EXTREMELY short experience. The deal is about realxing, not actually doing anything in particular.
b-but
>>7855447
*spoons you bigly*
>>7855464
Nation, not country,
>>7855466
I'm reminded that I can only be in bed with people fully aware of my dick. It doesn't feel good.
Congrats! Is it a plan or you're waiting for paperwork stuff?
>>7855468
Still. Besides mentioning how you though a few general or key things, it's the director's choise. That's why they get all the love or hate, they add a lot of their interpretation of your script.
Is this your first script getting made? I know it's like a baby for you, but you'll have to learn to let go.
>>7855470
I love that pic
Relaxing as in just moving your legs and trying to just let it go forward. Those things are strangely self balancing.
>>7855482
>Relaxing as in just moving your legs and trying to just let it go forward. Those things are strangely self balancing.
I imagine if I ever do get it that far I will be all
>w-weh
and then ride forever afraid of crashing when I stop
>>7855475
Well, I mean... at that point you would have to tell me, although I would have STRONGLY indicated some possibilities.
It's a friday night. I', playing fire emblem for the gba, lsitening to a mixtape and browsing mtfg. Why can't I get a man inmy life?!
>>7855447
You can assert your submissiveness by hugging their arm after they cover you.
>>7855479
The prophet would say I was just meant to be a woman and be done with it.
At least in Iran.
>>7855485
I never learned to turn tho. I didn't have enough space.
>>7855482
All the paperwork.......
All of it.
Ever.
Then I'm getting a passport.
>>7855489
You seem rather receptive to the ideas that I employ, so, to answer what would have happened:
Whatever I wanted.
hi mtfg, I'm just going to be trying something new for a while to see if it sticks.
>tfw parents ask you to do something and it reminds you how much you hate them and you start feeling suicidal again
god i feel like an autistic womanchild
>>7855510
It didn't.
Go away.
Final Results for Northern Irish Election:
DUP - 28
Sinn Fein - 27
SDLP - 12
UUP - 10
Alliance - 8
Other - 4
wew
I feel like I actually look like a girl rn and that I'm not getting pity passed and idk. I wanna cry rn cause like it's like what I've wanted for forever and it's here and I'm sorry for being terrible to everyone and idk. I love everyone in this bread for dealing with my shit
hi mtfg, I'm just going to be trying something new for a while to see if it sticks.
The moon, The telephone pole and Venus
>>7855521
Can I have all your stuff, then.
>>7855521
now go live life for the ones of us that won't make it
>>7855518
*other 5 (?) alternatively UUP 11 (?)
final SB results coming in
>>7855526
which wont be nim
>>7855521
Tf is pity passed?
>>7855529
uh yes it will
>>7855521
yay! I told you Serena was C U T E
>>7855532
When you don't pass but ppl can tell you're trying so they don't misgender you n stuff
I think?
>>7855532
it's insecurity about how people relate to you. you get the idea that people are nice to you because they're embarassed for you, thus the "pity". I guess you know what passing refers to.
>>7855508
Pretty much! :) When I get needy, it's pretty powerful, so I certainly wouldn't take much convincing. I've yet to bleed from a bute, so that would be a first.
i think i might be legit autistic or something
idk my overreactions to things remind me of a fucking angry bby
>>7855543
>hot
lol not really, unless I have a fever.
>>7855557
everyone here thinks so as well
>>7855557
yes, you really really are
>>7855550
it doesn't feel like it, i already have a lot of sharp features that were coming in when i started mones
im happy for you though plebby
>>7855557
Ever been tested? It's pretty common here.
>>7855562
>You're still soft and pretty
d-do you know the person you're saying that to?
>>7855550
Seeeee! I'm so happy for u.
>>7855552
hmm
we'll see
Nim a qt
>>7855557
you are an autistic agp
>>7855576
Duh
>>7855576
valq is a predator.
be careful. or ready.
Girltinklers out for harambe
>>7855575
no
my parents are fucking autists
they both distrust mainstream medicine, my stepdad is 'okay' with me going to a psych but makes no effort to help me, my mom is outright opposed because apparently all my issues are caused by demonic influence
i've had major moodswing issues for fucking years and the only thing my mom does is feed me more bible bullshit
>>7855556
needy's good for me though
i like cling
>>7855592
>>7855592
done
now what?
>>7855599
U won
>>7855592
I'd like to be part of this movement. do you sell T-shirts?
>>7855595
That doesn't mean they're autistic, it means they're retarded.
>>7855595
What's funny is religious people (like this) have no fucking clue what an actual demonic presence in their household would be like
>>7855607
>actual demonic presence
???????
>>7855600
bffs 4 evah. we should get matching tattoos ^_^
>>7855603
No, should I make them?
>>7855600
If you're into it then it would be hot to get caught not ready.
But to each their own.
>>7855607
what would be an actual demonic presence?
it all feels pretty chunny to me.
>>7855613
print a thousand.
we'll get the specifics later
pay in advance.
Hey, Elanna, best girl of mtfg, have you heard Sweet Sticky Thing? It's a mixtape of r&b made by nutjabes that it sounds like the mosy corny sex music you've ever heard but is super fun too.
>>7855610
brujería niña..... persignese y rézele al Sagrado Corazón de Jesús y al Padre Pío
I'm not going to make it
>>7855618
pensé que eras derechita, nada de esa tortillería de lesbianas.
>>7855615
demons don't exist this isn't the lord of the rings lol
>>7855621
Sheen ;_;
>>7855615
lmao, I was thinking something more like personal, but ok, where should we get them?
>inb4 forehead
>>7855618
oh my mom will not shut the hell up about padre pio
that's the guy who had the stigmatas right?
>>7855624
Balrogs are totally real!
>>7855616
No I haven't
Fire me a link I may check it out after work
>Computer BSOD'd
>Wouldnt boot
>Entire livelihood seemingly gone
I should really do something else with my life.
>>7855631
>laptop starts booting to BIOS
>look through every possible solution
>get frustrated and just bang the bottom of the laptop
>laptop works again
>>7855629
It was a tape, a literal mixtape, but it merges perfectly from song to song. I think a few were taken down from youtube. The complete nutjabes torrent has it in two parts, side A and B. The full videos were down, but here you have a playlist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqT8Jun6OjM&list=PLrUnQJ9SnItXYnitBMj-znP6k7lk55KzM
Newthread pls.
I had a reply with an image :(
>>7855652
Your parents are idiots
Demons don't work like that.
I just typed up a post but I need a new thread.
The pic is of my wife with scratches all over her body from poltergeist, (not demonic) activity while sleeping