pupp edition
• Informed consent providers: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
• Makeup for beginners: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels: http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels: http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
• Discord: https://discord.gg/2thC8Nd
Previous thread
>>7847375
can this be a beepbeep thread
Franna otp
should i detrans so birdy will put his dick in my butt
>>7848342
as long as it's not a nim thread I am all for it
>>7848343
jaime x birdy otp
i went to sleep early, woke up early, looked in the mirror, hated what i saw, then forced myself to go back to sleep
then i got treated to 5 hours of dream cartoons specifically tailored to me, and when i woke up i liked what i saw in the mirror
ama
Same
>>7848348
>gay boys in my /mtfg/
I am not okay with this
Chasers are fine but there's a line being crossed here desu
Just have them go to gaygen
>>7848353
me 2
>>7848330
>>so unpassably ugly no one even responds
No you aren't, maybe on the inside (sometimes), I know a thing or two about ugly.
Get better with your makeup, use less and you'll be fine.
Id rather die than to detransition
>>7848329
I tried with a bi friend who was fem
Yeah idk not for me maybe I should have tried a bulldyke
>>7848321
Fuck I can't even think straight
I'm picturing your face telling me all the things you would tell me
>>7848358
Or learn grammar
>>7848358
But on the other hand transition makes my life incredibly difficult
I have the urge to go back and replay all the LoZ games since the new one comes out soon.
>>7848361
maybe you'll like dying more?
>>7848354
But what if I'm a Trans girl in denial and it's your fault I repress by casting me out of mtfg
Can you live with that on you conscience
>>7848335
I'd rather die desu senpai
>>7848360
I minored in English lol. Thing is, im on a cell phone since my laptop died a few months ago and i dont want to orate a book through my shit keypad every time i post
>>7848366
ruffle jaime hair
>>7848351
I found smoking weed for the first time since transition actually made me agp & really liked what was in the mirror
>>7848359
Just finish force femming birdy and you'll have a qt bulldyke gf
I'm leaving in the morning.
The closer I get to seeing my mom again, the more I think about telling who I really am, what I really feel, the more terrified I get. I'm starting to seriously doubt myself, if I really do want to be a woman or not...I'm really scared...
>>7848335
I'm doing this
I take hormones though
And am kinda looking for a bf
But mostly
>>7848366
Yes
I don't really care about you, you're just annoying the way I was when I was repressing.
At least Birdy used to be a chaser
>>7848368
But why did you have to type that disproportionately long explanation to prove your self worth to internet trannies
>>7848354
>chasers are ok but femboys aren't
I feel the opposite way tbqh.
>>7848371
why do i need weed when i have muh dreams
i find that if i force myself to go back to sleep in the morning that i have really vivid dreams that i remember
>tfw have a new bf
^~^ omg im so happy why do boys make me so happy like seriously. They take away all my anxieties and worship my manbod ^~^
I love my amphetamines ive beeb so down lately holy shit...
>>7848371
beggin ya ta get sunlight
>>7848351
how does it feel being the sweetest girl around?
>>7848372
That's my job tho
>>7848382
maki be my wife
desu physical transition without social transition is the way to go.
unless you pass.
then go for it.
>>7848362
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=se-NEt1rxBc
I was going to buy a switch for it, but it's literally the same game
>>7848386
failed trannies hang out in femgen
>>7848383
id have to ask you!
>>7848388
exactly! :D
>>7848386
Would you like me with short hair
>>7848392
tranny by definition is failure
>>7848382
>I love my amphetamines
pinhead
>>7848399
Idk.
That was the same night I gathered the courage to flirt with boys in a bar b/c I was finally confident in my appearance
>>7848392
a failed tran is still a tran desu
>>7848372
If anyone is getting forcefemmed here it's me
Tho Idk if I could get more fem
>>7848370
Nimberly
>>7848375
Anna
I was passing and socially transitioning when you were still bjorg
You were a chaser. So that's not exactly true is it.
I can participate in discussions when they happen. They just don't.
>>7848392
They told me to fuck off here
>>7848400
please shave your head
>>7848396
I'm n-not, you are!
>>7848392
in theory
>>7848407
if you're a femboy why would they kick you out of femgen lol
>>7848407
>I was passing and socially transitioning when you were still bjorg
Then go do that again
There's generals for femboys, gays and repressors.
I wasn't a chaser by the way, that's just plain wrong.
Even if I were it wouldn't make anything I said any more wrong
a very small amount of the weight I'm gaining is going to my stomach
but some of it is and its kinda gross
idk what to do desu senpai
I had a dream that I was suuuper ugly
made me feel better about myself when I woke up desu
>>7848407
I think you're basically there you just need to stop telling people you're a boy
So like no one really answered yesterday
I'm tired of being alone all the time and thinking of moving to Seattle
Should I
A. Move in with a girl I was kinda in like with and her gf who I also liked (transbians both younger)
B. Move in with my ex soldier that I had lived with for a year prior to this in iraq in a small wood shed who is super trans friendly and like already helping me look for jobs and stuff
>>7848423
crying boylanna blowjob
>>7848425
C. Not ask /mtfg/
>>7848419
making me blush constantly is proof!
>>7848422
That's why I like nightmares and hate happy dreams
having to get up after waking up from a happy dream and remembering what my life is actually like is torture
>>7848425
Relying on people is dangerous. Leads to over-relying on people. That's how I wound up living at home for years.
THE VARIABLE SESSION
Lacan's sensitivity to discontinuity led to a radical change which he introduced into the practice of psychoanalysis. Whereas his contemporaries worked with an average 50-minute session, Lacan made the length variable.
>>7848432
But like I do almost everything you say
I'm /yourgirl/
>>7848438
go east
>>7848430
What if you were the little weak spoon.
What if I made you drink my breast milk.
What if I used your dick whenever I felt like it.
HOLY FUCK I ORDERED HORMONES FOR THE FIRST TIME AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>7848434
go outside pinhead
>>7848434
you just blush a lot silly
>>7848438
Detrans, cut off your tits and get back with edie
I feel like crying I made a mistake with this haircut. It's not actually terrible, but I really wanted a poney tail and now it's even shorter. Dumb decisions now it'll be months before I can tie it in a poney tail. God fucking damn it.
>>7848400
Cheerful faye>mopey Faye
>>7848441
that's a lot of what if's for something that has no possibility of happening
>>7848448
Fuck off carrot top
>>7848450
My heart is pounding faye help
>>7848372
>ywn watch Jasmine realize that she looks like a bulldyke because Jaime has been slipping hrt into her food
>ywn see her get angry about it and have really kinky hatesex with Jaime
>>7848442
Be careful, the side effects can be dangerous!
>>7848445
well your the one causing it...
help
>>7848457
Anon, why does this trigger you
>>7848422
I've been having the same dream for years straight, except I've never woken up lol
>>7848442
rip
>>7848430
OK, voluntarily femming then
>>7848428
Wtf no I'm a girl
>>7848429
Hngg
>>7848460
This is pretty hot
>>7848463
IM HERE
WATS WRONG
ARE YOU OK?
ARE YOU BREATHING?
CLEAR THE AIRWAY!!
>>7848425
A might be more fun but higher potential for drama/fallout
B would probably be the safer choice
>>7848469
cute
>>7848468
But you're more handsome in drag
I love amphetamines.
Everyone take them.
>>7848464
Well you're hideous
>>7848413
I don't like them anyway
>>7848416
Because they think I'm trans
>>7848417
Would you like some tips on makeup, hair care, skin care, fashion while I'm here?
Also, you were literally talking about how Trans women are better than "real" women because they were men like a few months ago.
You really saying you don't fetishize them?
>>7848423
B-but I am though ;~;
Say one more word and I'll dishdr pepper
>>7848430
Unnnnnffffffff
>>7848460
But I don't like girls ;~;
>>7848475
pls give me some so I can lose 10 lbs and be cute
>>7848468
>ywn look boylanna in his tear soaked eyes as you slide his cock into your mouth
Say nice things about this trip:
Beanboy.
so is faye no longer sad or detrans?
she seems pretty fine now...
>>7848475
I have two bottles, but they give me anxiety and palpitations :/
if I drop my cypro dose down to 25 mg daily from 50, how long does it take to notice changes from it?
currently been taking it for 4.5 months
i just wanna do whatever brings me friends >.<
>>7848477
>Also, you were literally talking about how Trans women are better than "real" women because they were men like a few months ago.
Yeah that's cause women have it easy from birth so they don't have to build personality like men, while mtfs do. This makes them better people.
I don't see how that's fetishizing in the least desu
Also thanks for the offer, but I'll be fine. Please just get a trip or leave
>>7848483
ill train you
>>7848491
i went from 50 to 25 and noticed my libido coming back the next day
>>7848487
-/ourguy/
-cute
-massive dick
-tall
-mexican
-steals fruit
-drinks 4loko for breakfast
>>7848489
Its early in the day. She'll be back on the detransing bandwagon in a few hours.
>>7848475
Good advice desu.
Take opiates with them for max fun tho.
>>7848504
Every daddy needs a proper mommy.
>>7848487
hmm
i got nothin
the reason why you hate chasers is because you are all born straight men.
>>7848476
You know I <3 you, right?
I'm full of angst and jest RN.
>>7848474
Like boy drag?
>>7848486
F-fuck
so who is shambles?
>>7848514
Y-yeah.
Like, suit & tie.
Hot AF.
>>7848485
I wish people would stop blaming me and let the meme die
>>7848495
I always feel better when your around >///<
I'm sad :(
>>7848495
Hmu I gotchu nimbo slice
>>7848496
I can't wait til you're full time and you see just how easy women have it lol gl
>>7848504
^-^
>>7848512
But I've tried girls
>>7848519
hugg
Still not fixed your pc?
>>7848519
why sad
>>7848517
You're the only one who's consistently a dick to me.
I know who it is tho.
But, them meme perpetuates itself.
Perfect strawman
Should I go workout or play video games right now?
>>7848521
xD
I'd also like to point out that I literally said I'd prefer if trashy had a vagina.
>>7848526
Videogames are for boys pinhead
>>7848458
It's okay really, youll be a little scared, then you'll get cuter and cuter and people will like you
I hope you like boys because you'll be getting them soon
>>7848526
try to work out a bit
makes u feel better c:
>>7848519
hugg
>>7848525
I barely know you.
Why would I attack you?
>>7848521
now i dunno what to ask :thonking:
should i get some eyeliner to play around with
ive been wanting to for a while but it'd look mondo suspicious if my mom found it
>>7848536
B/c shambles isn't my real name
>>7848533
*hugg*
Thank you Eva, you're really nice :)
Anna is autistic don't bully her
>>7848530
>>7848541
SERTII
>>7848532
o that sux, I hate when computer stuff doesn't work :c
>>7848543
it was me
>>7848540
hi gloomy!
>>7848539
Um ok?
Point is?
>>7848519
;~;
Iktf
>>7848528
Wanting Trans women because they're "men" is worse than for the dick tbqh
>>7848538
You should!! You could get some pencil eyeliner. Easy to wash off and play with and you can hide in your art supplies.
>>7848541
SHE STARTED IT
>>7848521
daddy needs to _ _ _
>>7848548
>>7848549
oooo hiding it in my art supplies is a good idea
but people were telling me that pencil eyeliner will make me look like a grandma x-x
>>7848540
>>7848551
Ok?
>>7848514
this is too much fun
do you like the idea of a trans girl making repressed boy-you feel sexually confused?
>>7848562
y-you do?
well that's good ><
you seem nice too!
>>7848483
just give up on life and stop eating
>>7848566
Kind of yeah
Is it weird to find that hot?
>>7848552
It won't you just need to get one with a decent pigment.
Obv liquid n gel are better but harder to wash off n hide
>>7848556
>implying most Trans women aren't as dysphoric about their male socialization as they are about their dick
And hating being male doesn't mean that women have it easier. Just means you're jealous.
>>7848550
Fug
>>7848571
maybe
sounds hot to me desu
about to shower
my bathroom has a huge mirror
help
>>7848576
can't i just get like makeup remover or something
does liquid eyeliner spill easily or something :(
>>7848579
Make sure to take a good lookin' selfie.
what should I do if I feel trapped in a relationship but I know if I leave him he'll probably kill himself or never be happy again
memes
What makes any of you think you're entitled to a 6/10 man?
let alone a 10
>>7848584
leave him
>>7848579
You need someone to cover your eyes and guide you in. I want said someone too, that sounds nice.
>>7848567
Mhh~ You are really nice and Eva likes you too and you should marry her soon :3
Aww~ thank you :3
>>7848586
Hi Neptune~
>>7848587
They're gay?
>>7848587
I just think of the powerful allure a beautiful woman has on me. Just one smile from a pretty girl can totally make my day. Then I am reminded that homosexuals are repulsed by this most beautiful creation of nature. They would literally rather crawl up another mans hairy bung hole than have anything to do with a beautiful woman. An individual like this cannot be trusted, its like someone who hates the smell of roses and thinks sunsets are ugly, in short, they are not properly human. To reject natures most beautiful gift in favor of masturbatory sodomy with someone of the same gender is such a monumental fuck-up of what nature intended that it just inspires loathing and disgust deep within my heart.
I hope that goes some way to explaining "homophobia"
>>7848549
>Wanting Trans women because they're "men" is worse than for the dick tbqh
this
>>7848590
m-marry!?!
>>7848569
my thighs and butte are getting bigger though
otherwise I probably would starve myself a bit desu
>>7848590
oh hi~
its nice to see you tripping again
>>7848594
I feel like it is
idk what to do
>>7848590
Hi Gloomy~
Would anyone like to read my letter before I print it out?
>>7848601
post it senpai
>havent been with bf for a few days
>feeling ultra anxiety
he claims his new job is stressful and hes trying to settle in to it. Am i just being a clingy little bitch or is 3 days way too long to be apart in a relationship?
>>7848590
>>7848604
3 days is way too long
he's probably cheating on you :(
>>7848604
U smell gay
>>7848606
Fuck this is my fear
Are you guys *still* erping?
That's horrible.
that feeling when you exist
>>7848475
I prefer modafinil
>>7848607
Stop shaming straight trannies
>>7848610
Now you know what you need to do. Stalk him to figure out who he's cheating on you with.
>>7848580
It can! But once you get used its so amazing
You can use mineral oil to take it off.
>>7848562
A few different things
I hope you're ok
>>7848582
Me on the right
>>7848593
Based anon
>>7848615
Pls don't post that crap.
That movie is too good for that.
>>7848595
>>7848605
Yush – That would be really cute :3
>>7848597
Mhh~ Rini told me that you and her would be glad if I started tripping again and I was scared at first, but the people here are really nice so far, so I'm glad :)
>>7848600
Hi Tamara :3
When are you going to marry Neptune? >w<
>>7848338
ok I' m just done with everything. I just erased my online everything and all that's left is this.
goodbye and thanks for the memories. take care.
Does anyone know anything about Rovers.com?
I stumbled upon it while looking for jobs online
the reviews look good
and all I know is that I would get PAID to watch puppers
plus I am kind of desperate for a job
>>7848611
Thanks for the post history "loco"
http://archive.loveisover.me/_/search/image/9t2ibizSbGykhxnQsHi9lw/
>>7848616
you're more attracted to trans women than men though
>>7848589
I really do need a person like that :c
>>7848619
>Me on the right
Yeah no.
>>7848610
break up with him sooner rather than later is probably your best bet :/
I know it sucks but its just going to get more and more painful as it drags on :(
>>7848617
I Don't wanna be that stereotypical
>>7848623
Maybe someday :3
>>7848592
straight cis men are weird
>>7848626
I am not some loser trip.
I just like Sean Bean.
>>7848625
Such a cute job choice. Jesus i need a girl job, i now co manage a warehouse and its a major drag
>>7848638
My bf called straight guys gay, he said gay guys are truly masculine because straight guys love flowery soft girly girls and well gays fuck men
>>7848638
Die homosexual
>>7848592
>I am literally incapable of even feigning empathy
>>7848646
>My bf called straight guys gay, he said gay guys are truly masculine because straight guys love flowery soft girly girls and well gays fuck men
Is it really appropriate to be dating a 14 year old?
>>7848650
You took that selfie?
>>7848646
is your bf a homosexual?
>>7848619
I'm feeling better already, but it was still very frustrating :(
Hopefully the things that trouble you will get better too soon :O
>>7848636
How about tomorrow? :>
>>7848650
Aww you're such a pretty girl. It's really sad that you're feeling so dysphoric… :(
And I don't know what to do about it either >_<
But you're meeting Anna again soo, right? I hope you'll feel better then :)
>>7848592
>stop liking what I don't like
>>7848657
Hes 25 and more autistic than me, its wonderful how our autism is in perfect synchronicity
>>7848662
But neither of us have money
>>7848599
It feels like it is because he's an asshole who's manipulating you.
Look out for yourself first. It's what everyone does.
>>7848596
nice :3
>>7848614
stop existing and start being.
>>7848635
don't bw consumed with jealousy. If he wants to be with you, he will. If he doesn't better now than later.
>>7848638
men just want to fuck, that's not complicated
>>7848650
stop fucking around. if there's something wrong with your life fix it. take control.of your life
>>7848660
He's dating me so he thinks hes bi, he was full gay but he said he's attracted to my feminity, he claims i act completely like a girl even if i don't see it
>>7848592
Im beggin ya man pls seek sunlight
>>7848647
but i'm bi
>>7848668
>men just want to fuck, that's not complicated
I too subscribe to the idea that men are basically idiots, but they're at least a little more complicated than that.
>>7848647
What about the homosexual?
is it wrang to be homosex
ok, now I'm done.
goodbye
>>7848677
you tell us nim
>>7848631
Me on the left?
>>7848659
That looks like my artist friend
>>7848662
Thank you That's really sweet, ;~;
>>7848677
Am I wrong nim ;~;
>>7848672
I mean if he was totally gay he probably wouldn't like you have boobs and wearing makeup and stuff
>broke down and cried all day monday
>blacked out for two hours while driving on the interstate last night. Ended up deep into MO before I came out of it.
>remember a number of times where I totally zoned out driving and was surprised I was already there.
>>7848665
Aww yeah it's really frustrating how you need money for so many nice things :(
>>7848677
Nah.
transbians are more disgusting and degenerate than homosexuals.
>>7848681
no you're mah buddi
>>7848587
Nobody is entitled to any other human being. That's the beauty of individuality and freedom.
Oh but btw I kinda have a 8+/10 man with everything you'd ever want in a guy and more. Stay bitter, neck beard virgin.
;)
is it wrong to be bisex
>>7848693
Why do you lie on the Internet Wednesday?
>>7848592
If a single smile from a girl can make your day, that's why you will be forever alone. You reek of desperation and putting it on a pedestal.
>>7848668
I think I should
half the time I'm not happy in this relationship
I like your honesty sass
I hope you feel better soon
>>7848690
true
but all trannies are more degenerate than homosexuals
>>7848697
I don't lie on the Internet.
>>7848703
Idk fags are pretty gross. They try to hook up with you at the mall.
>>7848696
I think it's fine desu
>>7848696
Still nah.
>>7848684
Rock on anon
>>7848646
Something something roman masculinity alpha men fucking alpha men who's really on top social structure illuminate
>>7848690
Why are you mad lol
>>7848696
Nothing is wrong.
It simply is.
>>7848693
Smugly trying to make anon feel bad about himself is something you do.
Fixation on something that distracts one from the inner self, even if a second will bring sadness, to you.
>>7848698
That's unnecessarily mean.
You put a negative twist on anything.
>>7848705
Yeah that lost post was a bit over the top. You are arguing with a complete stranger (and a tranny to boot) on the Internet.
>>7848698
I will die alone and unloved
>>7848602
http://pastebin.com/0TUF2Y9G
>>7848715
I'm not arguing with anyone. That was my first post to them after reading what they wrote while opening this thread. Maybe you've got me confused. But I'll argue with you about this cause you are so dead wrong. :)
Zhe bully edition?
who are you again?
>>7848729
>>7848721
That's even worse. You got rump rustled by some anon in /mtfgay.
Beanboy
>>7848693
Hey Laur– oh wait :O
Hi Zheanna :>
>>7848738
>Beanboy
Smells
Femboys are cute
>>7848741
Like
>wake up
>gf is offline
>>7848744
true
>>7848739
Hi gloomy! Very cute Toob you posted.
>>7848736
Rump rustled =/= casually reading thread and replying to some anon with as much spite as they wrote their post with. For the record I thought the first reply to that frog poster was the same person so I made a little mistake but I honestly don't care.
>>7846432
this pic makes me want to kms lmao
All these pictures of rats in tubes just look like giant cigarettes and joints until i look closer
>>7848748
>wake up
>tfw
>>7848748
>wake up
>no gf/bf
>when they have to explain to you just how not mad they are
>>7848751
And now you are getting all defensive with me.
For shameeee.
>>7848748
>wake up
>want to be ambitious but realize im near retarded a smol penis and want to give up immediately
>>7848744
yes :3
>>7848759
>wake up
>the warmth of my partner's body against mine reminds me that everything will be ok
>quietly slip out of bed and kiss their forehead
>start making a lovely breakfast for the two of us
>haha, jk. I'm a kissless virgin.
>>7848778
my life
>>7848759
how's the butte?
>>7848778
That was me every Saturday and Sunday morning
And now I have no one to cook for
>>7848778
>wake up
>5 hours later
>still in bed
>>7848782
It's alright I just got scared yesterday
>>7848700
I will, I just got to change my approach on how I'm dealing with life.
thank you anon. I hope you find the courage and strength to move on before that toxic relationship brings you down.
>>7848785
There's at least a couple of trips here who would kill to be with you.
check your privilege.
>manlet so can't be attractive as a guy
>man so can't be attractive as a girl
The worst part of female privilege is cis girls cooing over babies.
Showing you pictures of babies.
Expecting an emotional reaction when one of their friends miscarries.
And expecting you to automatically be nice to pregnant women.
Don't be fooled.
You're still a man.
You will never /into/ these emotions like a creature biologically hardwired into it.
>>7848828
>complaining about being short
???????????
>>7848831
then im not actully trans and dont have to transition
>>7848831
I should add, I guess the only good part is you don't get anxious death stares when their kid wonders towards you as a perceived woman .
But it's all a facade
You're a man.
You were never made to babysit with trust that every teen girl can be nice to children.
>>7848778
Repression Gens morning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjKNbfA64EE
>>7848834
Yes you are.
But you aren't a woman.
In the sense that ftm's are forever compensating and making them cry is super easy if you push the right emotional buttons cis boys would rather punch you over.
>>7848841
nah if im not a woman im not trans.
>>7848843
You can be a trans man dipshit.
You're ftm?
>>7848831
>>7848837
>>7848841
>>7848848
i have a y chromosome you moron
if im not mentally a women then im not trans.
>>7848851
Just call me Mr. Delaney fresh off the boat from Africa
*Grunt
redpill me on shambles
is this another autistic manposter
Are we all going to end up prostitutes?
>>7848854
You can be xxy or xx as a male and never socialized to be maternal....
And your outer appearance at a young age automatically qualified you as unfit for maternal child care
>>7848858
I'm not sure, but I'm definitely starting to get that feeling.
>>7848858
Yes.
Check my trip.
>>7848859
No
Just be a good girl
>>7848860
im just gonna take that as im not trans
>tfw breasts growing at hyper speed now
progyunova, yes
>>7848863
i mean, even if he's trans he went out and said trannies are men
so either way it's a safe assumption
>>7848839
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxOScWMZdwI
if i manned up enough and forced myself to get with girls hard enough would i not be trans?
maybe my brain cannabalised itself
>>7848868
Does progy make bobs come faster than others?
Mine seem like they're growing a lot...
>>7848858
Shambles is a based trip that I always liked before she was shambles
You autist
>>7848876
So do you agree with what shambles is saying about how trans women are actually men?
>>7848884
because if trannies are men. there no need to transition
i beat the system
hi friends
>>7848889
Redpill me on this trip:
Beanboy
>>7848888
Absolutely not
she's having a meltdown and is being stupid. I still like her tho
>>7848858
you are the most insufferable of new fagS
lurk more
>>7848751
Thank you~ I really like editing pictures :3
>>7848866
uwu
old clothes are too large since I lost like 20 pounds in the last few months. what kind of stuff can i buy that won't stand out too much before going full-time? women's skinny jeans, stuff like that?
you know that phrase 'bored shitless'
where do you think that came from?
probably don't want to know
>tfw mom says your eyes look bigger and asks if you've put anything on them
SHE'S STARTING TO NOTICE CHANGES
>>7848919
are you one of those animes I keep hearing about?
>>7848924
not yet :^(
>>7848915
Wh-what do the spikes do?
>>7848910
hey gloomy, when are you meeting up with sertii?
Trying to find a pic where I look like a girl but I just look like a soft guy in all of them... kind of humiliating.. the people I grew up with don't take me seriously at all and I guess I can't really say I can blame them for it
>>7848947
>Umm in like 3 weeks, why? >.<
absolutely no reason at all beyond idle curiosity
how is emi so infinitely sweet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xr6lLw5w46Q
The Genocide of Native Androgens by Alien Estrogens has to be answered for.
>>7848949
O-Okay, that's good I guess :o
I'm glad I could help you, Anon~
>>7848831
What if you have these feels, but they remind you that you are a man, so you avoid babies
>>7848950
>how is emi so infinitely sweet?
probably because you're fetishising her and putting her on a pedestal
you're more in love with the idea of emi than the person of emi, perhaps in no small part due to your poor home life and need for escape
>>7848934
>for fun :3
>but mostly to hold your tongue in place
That's kewl.
>>7848954
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqSva-2QgHE
i will never fall to mtfg
>>7848966
trip on lauren
>>7848956
are you nervous, gloomy? what do you two have planned?
>>7848974
how did you know
>>7848976
Yes - I'm very nervous >.<
But also very happy and excited!
And we planned a lot, but I don't know who you are and it's kinda scary that you want to know so much :S
>>7848972
That's what they all say
>>7848982
because your the only one who keeps doing posts like that for some reason, leave them alone
>>7848988
name one who did
>>7848989
sorry
>>7848972
then why are you here lil lady?
>>7848997
Amy
>>7849000
>>7848987
i'm just a curious anon, don't mind me
>>7849002
who is that? one of your own dont count
>>7848998
it's a really mean thing to do especially when you don't have the full story, something I would expect from r9k
>>7849005
take pills and grow tites like the rest of us
>>7849008
You're one of us whether you like it or not
>>7849007
Are you asking Rini on discord as well? >_<
>>7849007
it rubs the lotion on it's skin
>>7849005
if you take your pills you get to be a cute girl!
>>7849022
rubb
>>7849005
Neospartan?
i like to think of my childhood best friend's life as a sort of alternate timeline of my own if i was born a happier girl
My mom told me I should cut my hair short and move in with my war buddy in Seattle
She asked me if he's single
What did she mean by "that's what you need"
>>7849030
>>7849036
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99wvFQ5YviE
>>7849036
I'm sure your inevitable transition will be proof enough. Give it a year or two and I'm sure you'll be begging for your girl pills.
>>7849018
no, not at all
will you two be meeting up in your part of germany?
I fucked up and now I don't have time to get my coffee : / the only thing I look forward to anymore.. it's stupid but I wanna cry rn
>>7849041
you think im one of your weaklings?
>>7848998
jeez you're much meaner with your trip off
>>7849036
Don't fucking do it, you'll end up disfigured with a gross tumtum that isn't straight like annoys tumtum
>>7849043
I'm scared :<
I will never fall to mtfg
https://youtu.be/3Ltva2A5D5I
>>7849075
weeb, you already fell
>>7849075
I mean
I can't with everything about this
You're basically a transgirl rn anyway
>>7849075
oy vey
go hang out in repressiongen then
>>7849030
take your pills or I will forcefem you so hard you'll wish you were bruce jenner
I love lauren
>>7849091
Uhhhh what do you mean?
>>7849094
I'm not repressing anything
>>7849080
I'm not a weeb????
>>7849046
desu I know how important morning coffee is
the world can literally fuck itself if I don't get my coffee
>>7849073
Quite possibly.
As someone who went through a repression phase of her own, my idea of masculinity at the time would have probably seemed autistic and weird to most people.
>>7849099
snugg
>>7849100
are you some kind of homosexual?
>>7849106
>me to my best friend when i was in full repression: i cant show emotion thats weakness
>>7849108
lol, my dood
I could probably break you
THERE WAS A BABY JAGUAR IN MY CAPTCHA OMGGGGGFFFFDSAGSHSBSHSH
>>7849112
Yes I'm a tremendous faggot
>>7849060
that's just the paranoia talking
not like i'm after your secrets or anything
What do you folks do about swimming? As ib what do you wear?
For swimming I wear a skirted swimsuit / skirted monokini because they're pretty cute and it hides your stuff,
also I heard you can slip boyshorts underneath to help tuck if your junk it's too big, but I haven't had that issue.
Also you can wear a cover up over whatever your wearing if you're just gonna chill by the side of the pool / beach.
>>7849129
So it's a staring contest!
>>7849135
>>7849129
>butt and thighs getting bigger
>take pictures
>unironically attracted to the pictures
w-wew
>>7849108
So you think that unlike us trannies, you can train yourself to be an alpha male through sheer force of will?
Because I used to think that way too.
>>7849123
damn that pics cute
>>7849135
>>7849139
>>7849141
>>7849118
come at me
>>7849123
>I'm a tremendous faggot
same
>>7849144
>>7849135
>be 1 month on hrt
>at bus station
>go into mens room to pee
>not passing so don't use womens room yet
>guy walks in and stares at me
>see him double check the sign on the door
Don't even pass. The fuck? Pic related, how I dressed today
>>7849128
But I don't know you and I don't know what you want and it's scary :<
And maybe that was sarcasm and you do want to know my secrets D:
>>7849146
yeah I could kick your ass brosef, and I'm like, a girl lol
>>7849145
good fishpost
>>7849148
>>7849149
>>7849150
the lipstick and makeup make you look like a faggot
>>7849160
Thanks
>>7849133
i haven't swam in years
thanks for the tip on tucking tho
>>7849158
fuk u fish arent to b exploited u fat person
>>7849159
>>7849146
Nice bod.
Could I interest you in some supplements that will give you some nice gains in your pecs?
>>7849167
bad fishpost
>>7849167
literally fucking get in my stomach you faggot ass fish!
>>7849171
this better not be like the time some faggot tried to convince me cyprotene acetate was a steroid
>>7849175
>>7849170
>>7849166
>>7849151
now you're just being silly, gloomy
you can change your trip back to something nice, i have no mean intentions - i was just curious if something was going on near BW or NRW
do you get angry when on hrt?
I feel like i have anger issues and i was wondering if hrt would help it.
>>7849196
i wasn't a very angry person pre-hrt
i only really blew up at my mom sometimes and now i mostly get annoyed rather than blowing up like i used to
you're probably high t if you get that angry all the time
If I check myself into the psych ward are they going to take me off hrt?
>>7849196
I still have my temper but I'm far less angry now. I get mad, I swear, I slam doors and then it's gone, instead of going full on caveman smash.
>>7849184
It's actually a steroidal anti-androgen.
But you can use spiro or bica if you'd prefer.
>>7849196
I used to be very angry, much much much less now
my life circumstances are also different though so its hard to totally tell how much is due to hrt
>>7849184
You mirin my Cypro gains brah?
My new cute purse came in the mail, now i can hold more stuff
how do you go from this
i've had no voice for the last few days and i've gone into work today for my shift and i can't decide if its teenage gayboy or nails down a blackboard. i can't hear properly because i got an ear infection too so the main thing i can hear with clarity is my own hideous, brittle scratchy sick voice, everything else sounds like its underwater
this is tranny purgatory and this is what i get for copying Robin's trip
>>7849150
you'd get stared at wherever you went. with the beanie and lipstick you look like a drag queen with cancer, which is what should happen to all drag queens
to this?
>>7849219
why do you have a symbol of white supremacy on your purse?
...to this?
cindy is slow af
>>7849227
Because pepe was always the symbol of felling depressed, it has nothing to do with politics
kayla: the ultimate meme
...................to this?
>>7849236
he hates jews and wants to gas them though
>>7849236
>the swastika was always a hindu symbol
if you have a pepe badge anyone who knows what pepe is is going to think you're a /pol/yp
>>7849057
>sweet tummy
i want to put icecream on and lick it clean
juni once told me she killed a guy back in 81'
>>7849201
>I'm sorry Anon. I get scared very easily :<
fear is as often good as it is bad, gloomy
thank you for being so amenable to intrusive questions this evening - now, if you'll excuse me, i need to hop back over to the chaser discord to discuss these developments with other anons
>>7849250
WTF
>>7849250
juni is tranny garbage :^)
do nipples ever stop feeling ridiculously sensitive and stop hurting a lot every time anything comes in contact with them?
>>7849235
i-it's not like I was trying to post before you
b-baka!
>>7849263
y are u being a bully
>have to go through years of mental torture just to accept being trans and transition
>only for the outside world to hate you and torture you more
>>7849266
i don't want to talk to you
>>7849261
this is what I'm always wondering
more the pain part, I love how sensitive they are so mcuh desu
>>7849133
i just have a one piece that i wear some running shorts over.
probably gonna get a top soon instead of the onepiece tho for when i got to the beach
>>7849248
isn't pepe more /r9k/ than /pol/?
he just got famous through /pol/
>>7849256
suck my bunkhole
>>7849262
<3 Cindyquil
>>7849263
You were born with a penis!!
Now all of our friends know both of our secrets >:(
>>7849270
rood af
>>7849274
anne
>>7849272
haha ikr pretty funny how that works out
>>7849280
wtf no i wasn't
i had enough
i am done with the world
we beat it
can we just end it now
>>7849268
http://www.cnn.com/2017/03/02/us/new-orleans-transgender-homicides/index.html
:)
>>7849268
Cindy's butt exploded last night.
She didn't survive.
Press F to pay your respects.
>>7849285
did I do something to upset you
>>7849294
angie and cindy, both gone in the same week :(
F
Why do I get the feeling this is going to end poorly?
>>7849224
... that's not my tripcode though
???
>>7849277
a lot more people think pepe=nazi than know the full context
>>7849303
post the letter you're going to give her
>>7849252
Aaahhh? But I didn't say anything ;__;
why is, ok don't lynch me here, why is mexican food better than pizza
>>7849294
>>7849299
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.
I hope they find the peace in the next life that they couldn't find in this one.
>>7849289
Jesus. I'm never socially transitioning. Unless I eventually pass.
>>7849310
wtf
>>7849306
what
>>7849306
not much just eating lunch. gonna nap soon.
how r u?
>>7849304
is this
>>7849308
http://pastebin.com/Jf4fkpJH
I know it sounds dry, but I'm trying to convince her, you know?
>>7849289
just live in a white city lol
>>7849289
>>7849313
Holy shit, two people were murdered within 48 hours TWO!
Alert the fucking press. Trannies are more likely to be murdered because they're more likely to be prostitutes, a risky line of business.
And New Orleans has one of the highest murder rates in the US, and the world.
>No arrests have been made in the cases, which police said appear to be unrelated
rly makes u think...
nim is cute
>>7849320
that is true, you'll basically be assumed to be one of those two
still as a meme-spewing autist myself I'd start a conversation with someone with a pepe pin
>>7849319
plucking hairs out of my arm
it's bretty fun
>>7849310
Neither are that great, but at least Mexican food isn't outlandishly expensive.
hi
>>7849329
rly
I've given it a lot of thought and research, and I've come to the conclusion that most trannies kill themselves because they don't look anywhere close to how the anime girls they idolize look, let alone attractive women.
>>7849339
yes
I see we're all being a bit moody this afternoon.
I will never pass
I should give up on life
>>7849310
People can't resist to mexican spiceness
>>7849348
but no
>>7849321
no
does !!xxtVrBzkjBl look like !KkdFnjR2l6 to you?
>>7849349
can i be a witch
>>7849351
wrong and wrong
>>7849353
nim
>>7849327
>>7849316
>>7849315
i lived on pizza ok. i breathed pizza. i ate pizza every day and it was excellent. when i wasn't eating pizza i was planning trips to different kinds of pizzerias because sometimes you feel like Chicago style you know
but then i found mexican food trucks and realised i had found Nirvana. plus once you pull an emergency bag of pre-shredded mozzarella out of your bra to put on handcrafted authentic soft tacos, you're not missing out on the most important thing which is dairy products
fight me
>>7849349
In 72 hours, my fate may well be decided. Little moody.
>>7849351
Have no fear, the anime girl you aspire to be is easy to become, just eat lots of food.
>>7849328
'one is too many'
and did it say they were prostitutes
>>7849332
sounds exhausting
>>7849359
the problem is you have too much melanin
>looks in catalog
>no lesgen
Seriously why is this board all men
>>7849367
well do you believe me
>>7849354
i don't know my friend, i never learned to read due to being too vain to wear glasses fearing being called Dame Edna
>>7849370
the entire websites like that hon
women are more common on facebook and tumblr
>>7849359
name one mexican food as good as pizza with anchovies
i'll wait
>>7849363
there are at least 200 murders in new orleans every year
are those too many or only the transgenders?
Is there an mtfg 2017 chart yet
I still only have 2016 ones
>>7849370
Cis lesbians are some of the most shitty people I've ever had the pleasure of interacting with.
>>7849375
u can put anchovies into mexican food like i have made chovy quesadillas before
>>7849368
A-are they kissing inside that tube?
>>7849379
i have one
>>7849375
>anchovies
>>7849385
Wot?
Omg.
Feed me.
>>7849384
What do you want from me then?
I honestly didn't make that post
are you really going to get mad at me for something that you can't prove I even said
>>7849388
Would you mind posting it then pham
>>7849385
that's just worse pizza baka!
>>7849391
??youdontlikefish???
Shame on you all
>>7849400
fuck you you fat fucking faggot
>>7849378
Well that's 1% of the murder rate in two days represented by .3% of the population
It's all about per capita murder
>>7849398
not on pizza wtf
>>7849393
its like almost a floppy chovy pizza sandwich desu
>>7849397
no
thread parameters need to stabilize first
>>7849404
desu if it's salty and savory it goes on pizza senpai
>>7849383
Men normally don't get along with
Lesbians
>>7849378
I'm beginning to wonder if those tumblr trans snowflakes are reporting they are trans irl
they just want to be special but not men due to it being their only other option
>>7849384
just use a razor tho lol
mtfg 2017 calendar would be hella lols, like not even laughing here it'd be shits and giggles for reals bruv only more shits than giggles
>>7849404
>not having an anchovy and pineapple pizza for that absolutely patrician interplay of sweet and salty flavours mingling with each other on your palate
this is probably the most you've ever annoyed me
>>7849402
Wtf I'm not fat
>>7849403
>Faye
opinion disregarded
Also, RNG gets crazy sometimes.
>>7849415
wtf it doesn't get anything
>>7849423
nim come on
i still miss him
>>7849418
>pineapple
SALTY AND SWEET DONT GO TOGETHER OMG STOP THIS
>>7849423
climbs on emi like a monkey
>>7849424
what would you like from me
>>7849418
why not just use ham instead of anchovies?
are you some kinda jew or something?
after potc returns again and a third alpha chaser acclimates to the circle jerking then we should be at peak toxicity
>>7849412
i think after a while youll come to realize almost all of this is about people trying to diversify themselves for attention
>>7849418
pineapple is delicious
but salty fish on pizza? wtf man
>>7849422
she doesnt understand statistics like at all lol
doesnt understand that 1% of people get things 1% of the time
>>7849407
youre like
a barbarian
i have the urge to enslave your people and teach you english and how to be civilized
>>7849387
cuuute! :3
I'm sure they do~ :3
>>7849423
senpai I use a razor and my arms are totally smooth
>>7849429
that you aren't going to be like this
>>7849426
What about pineapple and ham?
Hawaii pizza best pizza
>>7849437
WELL THAT'S GOOD FOR YOU CINDY
SOME OF US HAVE BABOON ARMS
>>7849426
>SALTY AND SWEET DONT GO TOGETHER
wat
What about salted caramel? Or fries dipped in milkshakes?
>>7849442
>fries dipped in milkshakes
im leaving
If society is so hard on us trannies then why every time i go out in girl mode does everyone treats me super nice?
>>7849418
oh gosh yes this i'd love this. would gorgonzola be too much to add on too
>>7849439
hmmmm
>>7849434
>likes pineapple
>doesn't like anchovies
like
drakey
just
I cant even like
seriously
I cant even
like
I just cant even
not one chance of me evening
>>7849440
I'm literally throwing up
>>7849442
MISTAKES
name on instance salted carmel ice cream is better than just chocolate or strawberry
zero such cases!
ugh
I never want to leave my house ever again
>>7849423
but how
also nim the custom converse i ordered for my bff's birthday came in and they look totally sweet and i think you should know that
>>7849431
I just like anchovies more than ham, and I prefer fish over meat in general.
I'm even eating rollmops right now.
>>7849446
hmmm
>>7849444
because you pass
lucky you
>eating fish
literally wtf
>>7849447
>DOESNT LIKE HAM AND PINEAPPLE
im
leaving
>>7849405
Can it have Parmesan and green onions?
242500 million trips tested over 48 hours
I'm never getting my old trip back
So does Kayla actually pass now?
>>7849451
wew
idk what it is but seafood just grosses me out
the only thing I like is tuna but I don't eat it a lot becuase I don't want to go insane from mercury poisoning
>>7849447
Pineapple and ham was the standard pizza when I was in Cali for 6 years, and it was damn good. Literally spend entire weekends with nothing but ham and pineapple pizza, and top tier lime martinis.
>>7849457
THAT
IS
SO
BAD
GROSS
DISGUSTING
DEGENERATE
CEASE
>>7849428
slimes on remi like a rooster
>>7849456
if u don't eat fish then whats wrong with you
its why humans evolved to be so cool. Atlantis n shit. don't you even watch tv?
>>7849443
>>7849447
Absolutely PLEB taste
Cindy's a child, but I expected better from you, Drake
>>7849461
try asking gloomy to help, I think she can gen them really fast
>>7849464
she lives in cali too
like wtf
what a traitor
>>7849471
apply yourself
>>7849472
idk I don't want to be a bother
That face then any of you like pineapple or anchovies on your pizza is disgusting!
>>7849478
you're half right
>>7849450
idk i just end up with lil hairs that weren't picked up
omg what do they look like anne
>>7849463
A lot of people don't like seafood for some reason. I can kinda understand prawns, but someone one called them "crunchy, slimy sea worms", but fish in general is just GOAT
Maybe our ancestors evolved eating different things.
>>7849476
looks tasty desu
>>7849462
Nobody knows.
She posts nothing but heavily angled and underlit photos.
May/may not be full time
Nobody knows.
Imma say yes, tho
>>7849460
oh shit yes, i like the way you think. mexican italian fusion restaurant
this is like my idea of a calzone but with ravioli and sauce inside it, by rights a fever dream of a hungry mind, but u just gotta try it
>>7849448
The last few days I can't even leave my house without crying every time I see a cis woman. I never knew simply existing could be this painful :/
>>7849473
What
Living in Cali and not liking Hawaiian pizza should be a crime
going back to Cali in a month, and I'm going to track her down and make her some top notch pizza until she likes it.
>>7849467
omg
>>7849471
unf
i made big cums
>>7849477
She is really nice, I would think she would help, she had some really really fancy trips earlier
>>7849461
What is your old trip?
I mean I won't be able to crack a 10 letter trip, but could generate a nice one for you I think :O
You're a lewd girl right? Do you want a !Lewdness or a !LEWD... trip?
>>7849489
grimes on remi like a flounder
>>7849488
I'll have you know I come from an upstanding lien of people who know to keep their pizza salty and their ice cream sweet
>>7849487
same
I mean...not crying
just an overall sense of dread and desire to end my own life keepo
>>7849480
You're all dirty heretics because the one true topping is pepperoni!
>>7849462
Well i fail boymode every time i go out in it and in girl mode I'm treated like a princess
>>7849482
that would be interesting to know..I probably could enjoy it if I forced myself but I really really don't have the urge to
why tf do people eat muscles? that looks soo nasty
>>7849497
pepperoni is a very good topping! and ik anchovies aren't for everyone
but pineapple is just degenerate and gross desu senpai
>>7849483
fish are friends
NOT FOOD
>>7849493
actually that would be pretty cool, something like that
Thank you! =)
>>7849481
thats weird.
they look real cool!
they have this cool black and white zigzag pattern over a cool silvery color and the tongue and the stitching and the stripe on the back are all bright orange (her favorite color) and on the bottom outside corner of each shoe it says 'trashbabe'. she is gonna be so excited.
>>7849310
Tomatos are mexican so in a way pizza is mexican
>>7849371
it was obviously you, you have made similarly purposed posts with you trip on in the past
i was a ben and jerrys bitchwhore to the point i'd go to my local store and yell 'gimme a bj' and the store ppl would laugh and fetch me a pint of choc brownie, but now i try some amaretto ice cream and its the best tasting ice cream ever
>>7849502
scallops taste like cum
I like that
>>7849495
Utterly shit taste
Pizza is like a sandwhich, it can be any flavor you desire
The best flavor just happens to be honey ham with a solid amount of pineapple on it
>>7849506
hey how does this anon know what we're talking about
>>7849502
https://youtu.be/BLikP6BDH5w
>>7849501
Then I will take you're side because pineapple IS gross!
>>7849511
I was the one who noticed it in the first place, it's obvious why she is mad at you
>>7849500
>why tf do people eat muscles?
Because they're delicious, like cockles and periwinkles too.
Lots of things that look nasty taste delicious though.
would anyone tease and flirt with their pretrans selves because like i was kinda weird looking and pretty and i was very blushy and easy to wind up, i'd love to torment past me
>>7849509
no you!
pizza is very unlike a sandwich!
a sandwich can be any flavor because it starts with simple bread!
pizza has a strong foundation of cheese tomato and bread! thus it should have toppings that compliment cheese tomato and bread, like salty meats, and garlics
gosh
don't even talk to me about pizza baka senpai
>>7849496
I get like that too. It's awful :/
hugg
I need more weed in my short life
>>7849150
He wanted the succ
I need hella more alcohol in my life
>>7849505
not knowing anything about italy
>>7849517
redpill me on what happened?
where are you on this
im about two places off to the right..
>>7849523
I've been sober for too long
I'm starting to get weird
>>7849528
>buttsexy4u
>>7849529
all the way to the right ^^
>>7849527
lauren keeps making fear mongering posts at evangeline regarding nim
I wasn't even on 4chan when that post was made
i was watching this live
https://youtu.be/sY4wUgUDfe4
you can check the times match up
>>7849517
it couldn't have been that you made it to look like me?
>>7849530
im not self-hating
>>7849528
it's beautiful1!
idk how to choose
probably !Buttsexy desu
>>7849528
GLOOMY! Have you no shame?
>>7849529
no where because I'm not a girl
>>7849418
Can we all agree that pea and mayo is the best pizza
>>7849538
link it?
also sounds very typical, shes done it a bunch
>>7849521
I was attempting to give you grounds to compromise, but thats fucking it
Pizza is already naturally sweet, if you use proper sauce
To add salt to a savory dish like pizza is a fucking disgrace
Salt is already on every shitty fast food out there
Pizza is what you eat when your laxin, and you just don't give one
Pizza is best served sweet, and best eaten warm. These are facts.
>>7849538
i made a couple about how i thought nim was straight before
i never made a post like that talking about Eva
>>7849538
I've noticed that too. Why does she keep doing it though? Doesn't make any sense to me.
>>7849529
Furthest on the right.
I hope you don't take drakeposter as being neutral on this, he hates me and told me to kill myself multiple times
>>7849530
Appointment is at 6
>>7849521
pizza can be made with bechemel or bbq sauce
and it is a sandwich, it was a fast food for sailors in Napoli, and came originally in two kinds, cheese and tomato, and tomato and anchovy. it was fast cheap easy food. the Magherita is named after Queen Margherite who visited the city and try pizza and liked it.
ppl bringed it to America and it caught on amazingly. otherwise originally it was just basically cheese on toast and comparing it to a sandwich is closest
t. a pizza historienne
>>7849548
>it wouldn't really make sense for lauren to say it was her then adamantly defend herself lol
Meh, maybe she didn't realize how upset nim would get and tried to backtrack.
>>7849564
If you have contact with Anna I can tell her :O
>>7849566
those are pretty clearly different things though
the nim is straight thing is just a meme
How do you feel about the trip "Lauren"
>>7849567
yeah if that's ok
>>7849569
i mean, it's half a meme
>>7849570
she's a pretty nice person WHEN SHE DOESN'T TAKE HER TRIP OFF TO SAY MEAN THINGS
>>7849547
unheard of disgust
>>7849550
Pizza is not naturally sweet! I've had the best pizza there is out there, and the best sauce is savory!
savory is salty in most cases, thus pizza is complimented and its flavor is brought out by salty toppings
sweet toppings just clash with pizza and bring out the dish! these are the facts! the pizza science!
salty toppings like pepperoni, dried tomatoes, and anchovies for that reason are the best!
salt is abundant because it is GOOD
>>7849561
senpai there's two kinda of pizza to any tasteful individual
tomato sauce, and alfredo sauce, anything else isn't even pizza
My pizza opinions are those of justice
(4+4) ch.net/leftypol/res/1434125.html#1434607
i wasn't on 4chan for a while because I was watching this video and made that post immediately before checking this thread and posted this
>>7849102
someone was impersonating me, i wasn't here when that post was made
I was thinking of proposing to my bf and then asking, "will you be my samwise? " and if he says he will walk with me into mordor then i know its true love
>>7849416
>bruv
please show yourself out
we don't wish to have your type here I'm afraid
>>7849578
>sweet toppings just clash with pizz and bring out the dish
bring down the dish*
keep sweets off my pizza desu senpai
>>7849576
Trip on self hating hispanic
>>7849547
is that actually good?
peas seem like they'd be good on pizza but idk about mayonaise
>>7849578
you really like pizza don't you?
>>7849582
seriously i. have a pretty decent story of what I was doing and you can't prove its me
can you guys give me the benefit of the doubt here
>>7849582
what
>>7849559
'i cry so much in barbers chair a boo hoo'
'actually appointment is different today'
'i am a not emotional manipulatior'
'pls feel sorry for me'
'i am so ugly no-one will love me'
'look at my body tho look at me'
'i'm 36 and look like british comedian Ed Byrne and shot coked up kids in Iraq i am a hero'
'i am abuse victim feel bad for me'
get a book deal already, call it 'Cock, schlock, and two smoking barrels' and make millions
>>7849594
i wasn't on 4chan when that post was made
>>7849573
Okay I told her~
>>7849587
wait a minute, i'm not nim or hispanic
i am self-hating though
>>7849602
cool!
Thank you!!
>>7849578
MORE SWEETS MORE EATS
Salt is cancer on food, it ruins original flavoring. It's good on shit food, like fries and hamburgers, not quality food like a proper pizza.
Sweet foods make pizza great, and a proper sweet sauce can bring out nice full pineapple slices like nothing else.
Anchovies and other salty things ruin a perfectly good dish. Who even puts fish on a pizza?
Salt is abundant because it's easy to use, and tastes good. Not everything is better with salt though, and Pizza is one of the things that aint.
>>7849578
i studied this u little shit, i was born in pizza, kneaded in it, tossed off in it, i am doughness incarnate
but yes alfredo sauce is godly (its called bechemel most places i know but thats franch for you) so alfredo sauce and italian fennel sauce tho, like damn thats a combo
>>7849585
no, i don't want to, i've been here forever since the disney princess days, i'mlike that ingrown you can't get rid of
>>7849626
that damn hair!
>>7849547
I'll pass on the mayo... I did but a third cups of peas, diced carrots, 3/8" cut green beans, and a few others on it. It was decent, but nothing to write home about.
>>7849559
Pixie cut?