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Last thread: >>7844406
This is an Ash thread
MTFG, never play with an Ouija board
>>7845662
Second post, you're all very cute! Have a good day!
http://www.strawpoll.me/12446542
So I'm going to move and live in a tranny house in Seattle
Good idea?
Bad idea?
Sobering up was a mistake
>>7845662
happy ash day everyone you're all beautiful
>>7845676
Being trans is a meme
I dreamed that I had to clean a real dirty toilet seat. it was so disgust that I had to vomit and then I woke up because I spit at my hand irl
>>7845673
Mfw Drake keeps changing ips to vote
Nth for dreams that will never come true
>>7845674
Get things together faye
Just stop for a moment and think over what you're doing
>>7845666
>666
The devil confirmed it..
>>7845683
do people still click your guys attentionwhorey strawpolls
>>7845673
Drake for /mtfg/ president
>>7845687
Rare drake
>Tfw house smells like cats
>>7845669
Yeah don't get involved with the occult, it never ends well.
>>7845681
No, it's my life, which may sound shocking to someone as hopelessly afraid of commitment and change as you. Grow the fuck up and own what you are already
>>7845685
>dreams that will never come true
o boy
>>7845701
good post
>>7845693
>dont get involved with the occult
Tulpas chaos magick paganism have all helped me as a person.
>tfw no friends
>>7845698
You're just easy to bait bro
>>7845708
>we kinda fucked up
but thats your fault isnt it
shouldnt discourage others when they can just not make a mistake cant they?
>>7845717
maki please throat fuck me
>>7845685
I'm just cutting my hair off, becoming a boy, looking for a boyfriend, and moving to Seattle with a girl that was secretly in love with me for two years and her qt girlfriend
>>7845726
Same
>>7845721
oh
i dont understand why an anon acts so irrational but it turns out to be you on one of your psychotic rants
how boring
>>7845728
I guess we can take turns it lets one person rest
>>7845727
Faye
Come on now
Stop your shitposting
>>7845727
very confusing sequence of events to be honest
I am going to go shower and head to bed, I don't feel so hot. See you all later, and goodnight Nimouto~ <3
>>7845729
Except I'm not psychotic.
Most people here really don't like you.
You came here from what /pol/?
Why do you come here?
Are you expecting to actually find love here or what?
>>7845741
>my face when ash posts
>uwu
>>7845743
You know drakeposter is trans right? She turns her trip off and switches to drakeposter. I know her secret.
>>7845731
I'm in crisis I'm also working with a recruiter, and going skiing for a week with the guy who molested me's husband
>>7845743
yes let me take angie very seriously
thats definitely my top priority
im sure youre completely sane and worth my attention
let's see some panty
>>7845752
How fucking old are you Jesus Christ.
Pull yourself together, this is pathetic
>>7845708
Uh, get a catholic priest. They're the only ones who can do proper exorcisms.
>>7845717
The path of the occult ends on an altar with a bunch of guys in robes plunging knives into you.
>>7845725
Dont fuck with the occult, its bad news.
>>7845757
okay heres mine
When my dad asked me why I don't dress like a girl I just showed him this. That's not me, but that's why.
>>7845725
Like fucked up as in made the mistake of using one to begin with. We "made contact" with some fucky shit man.
>>7845757
>>7845757
just look down why do you need others to post it
>>7845748
Is that a "I have a crush on her" face or "she makes me sad because she's cute" face?
>>7845757
moap put your butt away please
>>7845760
I'm pretty sure they took him to the church but they just told me to leave. I don't believe in the paranormal but man that really fucked me up man.
>>7845766
nice taste in panties, post your drawer.
>>7845727
This is quite the midlife crisis
>>7845765
tell me what you saw ples
im still definitely going through with it
but i think thats super interesting
what happened?
>>7845760
im only gonna read it and cast like 1 'spell' or whatever
then put it away since the cliche is that it corrupts you
corrupting you after only 1 spell would be IMBA though
I saw this bird today, walking on lily pads. My life is pretty shitty even though I saw this bird. How do I change it so I am happy again like fuck
>>7845773
not quite what i meant
>>7845763
What did he say to that?
>>7845782
nice bird idk how to fix your problems
>>7845753
I never asked you to take me serious but why do you come here?
You're obviously redpilled and have tried to redpill us.
You don't give out any good advice here, so I ask, why do you come here?
>>7845783
What did u mean I'm kinda slow
>>7845781
Well that Zozo meme is apparently real for one, for two we had another a spirit of a Vietnam veteran talk to us and some other demon. After word I was just completely drained and I'm actually afraid to go to sleep right now.
>>7845784
Same old bullshit about how I'm more beautiful and I'll be fine blah blah find someone to love me blah blah. He's very supportive, but it's not true and he knows it. Proof is in him gendering that girl male. 'he looks fine!' I asked what he thought of (((her))) and he unconsciously switched it to he. I need a nose job.
>>7845782
Pretty birb
Do things that make you happy, and embrace escapism
>>7845789
i give out tons of good advice
i just bully too
you just have biases connected to your emotions that doesnt allow you to think right angie
>>7845794
thats a huge understatement
>>7845795
ohhh that sounds really fun
im glad i have another anecdote for spiritual shit actually working
im hyped to try
>>7845794
i meant you in your panty
>>7845799
DO. NOT. TRY. THIS. SHIT.
Or at least not alone
i'm gross and ugly
talking to cis girls about stuff like hair and makeup is very useful but also makes me feel really insecure
>>7845799
I can pretend to be stupid
Unfortunately for you, the aggressively stupid can't pretend to be smart.
>>7845799
1/10 pieces of good advice doesn't count. I'm not being bias either.
We have talked extensively why I think trump (who you think is great) is one of the worst things America has endured.
>>7845797
I'm already basically living in a historic cemetery smoking myself stupid. I grew up in world of War craft and fiction stories I'd write. I am hiding in fucking Florida now literally in the everglades. I can't escape further without death I don't think.
>>7845802
oh come on im gonna anyway
im only gonna cast one spell
it probably wont even work
might as well try though
>>7845809
if youre pretending to be stupid you must be the greatest actor of all time
i cant believe this sexism at the oscars
itd be the only reason you havent won one
>>7845811
we have not talked, angie, at all
i dont like you lol
youre a really psychotic boring person
>>7845804
You are not, and I'm not going to let you bully yourself.
>>7845811
I'm sorry, you DON'T want America to be great again?
>>7845804
Could be worse. You could be 400 lbs
>>7845814
We talked extensively about his immigration policy and how unlawful it is.
You seem to have a short memory span
>>7845821
i wish i had a selfies with candidates folder
where is nim
i think i have excema
>>7845805
>tfw all your cisgirl friends are gfs of friends
>>7845812
Hey, Florida is comfy as hell. It's better than in a cramped up office like I'm in 24/7. I bet you could find a lot of fun things to do.
>>7845814
Perhaps the biggest sign that I'm not as stupid as you think is that I don't waste my time talking to pathetic virgin teen neets desperate for a quick taste of girl tinkler from whoever is desperate enough to give the attention.
>>7845826
>that pic
Oh my gosh lol
It even has the cubs hat!
>>7845804
I highly doubt that. I bet you're an adorable little girl.
>>7845777
Bummer, Ive been baptized so the Catholics have my back see what Im saying? I could go down there and get an exorcism, Ive sprinkled my house with holy water, I want to get a priest to come out and bless it but they'd want me to start going to church again.
>>7845781
Dont do it drake, its never just one.
But I guess I did tell you there'd be a high cost to me making you happy...
>>7845774
</3
>>7845778
I would but Im already unpacking from getting home from the city~
I assure you, they're all lacy with bows.
>>7845827
I'm not going to lie, I actually installed tinder in the hopes to meet someone even just to hang out with not bang. So far no dice. 4 matches but no replies :l
I just wanna have kids my age to hang with, not fucking geriatrics ward.
>>7845832
I'd say join the club, but we're both here so I guess we're both already in the club...
>>7845832
>I can't fix a male skeleton
Not with that attitude you can't. You don't need to change a thing, I bet you look just fine.
>>7845821
Nothing wrong with trying to make America "great again" and I use that term very loosely because everyone has their own idea on what makes or would make America great.
I'm bothered by Trump because he is illiterate and talks as if he has the vocabulary of a young teenager.
His administration is a complete joke and he whines when he doesn't get his way or when someone says something negative about him.
>>7845837
I mean I live right across from a church so like Y'know...ain't Catholic though
>>7845758
>it's a lanna judges you during her bender episode
>>7845831
if that weird jumble of insults means me then youre talking to me right now lol
and you always talk about me whenever you post lol
sorry i cant really make a huge argumentative reply to an autistic drunk donkey like you
since you dont have any points but your depressed rage
>>7845840
Are you part of ISIS?
>>7845846
Do me next Drake poster
>>7845843
If you don't stop being mean to yourself, I'm going to keep giving you (You)s.
>>7845837
i have really high willpower
i'll be fine
i just want to make peanut live a little longer than normal if i can
and maybe see something concrete that proves spiritual shit exists
>>7845843
Nope you're a cute girl and I can't be convinced otherwise!
helloh errybody. i played comp alll daaayyy lonnnggg lmao
how was your day mtfg?
ok i said this earlier but lately I have been learning a cool technique for computer graphics that generates tree, shell, and other types of recursive natural or artificial structures (l-systems.
Today I learned I can do multi-stage systems. Here is an awesome 3 part recursive tree structure:
premise: ^(90)FFFA
A=!"/////////
B=&FTFTFTC
C=!"[FFFF^B] /// D
D=&FF^FFTFTFTE
E= [F^X] /// [X]
X= FFFA
pic related is my handmade tree so far. I am now looking into L-systems as a way to generate parts of it specifically and quickly.
>>7845847
Your sarcasm is bad.
We all know Trump is a joke.
Using words like "bad hombres" or "bad dudes" to descriptor illegal immigrants shows the limitations he has with with vocabulary.
>>7845842
Yeah I walk in and they just know, Im from out of town but the priests can tell if you're Catholic or not somehow.
>>7845850
Mushrooms are a far better and far safer means to have a spiritual experience.
>>7845846
God damn you are making my brain hurt
How are you actually this goddamn pathetic and stupid.
I don't know why you even try to woo me over either, do I look that desperate to you? I have some fucking standards
>>7845844
You know what Faye, I may be an angry depressed addict but at least I'm not such a fucking coward that I can't own up to being trans. This kind of drama queen shit would be out of place in your teens, and you're a fucking decade older than me. Grow the fuck up.
>>7845859
>a computer obsessed mexican woman with purple hair who manipulates everyone and everything and knows everyone's secrets
sombra and i have a lot in common desu
but i play a lot of mercy recently cause no one ever wants to play support in overwatch lmao
>>7845844
OK Kayla
>>7845866
of course theyre great
but not real
wanna see something to make sure theres something up there
but thats not even the main reason
peanut got a few gray hairs above her lips and i need to counteract it
>>7845866
I ment the church ain't a Catholic cutch. (but I'm not Catholic either so I guess that interpretation is also correct.)
>>7845757
No more?
>>7845870
Bitch, you don't know my secrets.
faye and kayla should fuck after kayla's bf leaves her
>>7845881
This
Hugg Cindy
>>7845880
sorry let me correct myself
>knows every relevant person's secrets
>>7845856
Pretty terrible. I've broken down into tears 5 times today :/
>>7845886
B-bbut
I am relevant.
I harassed you forever.
It's meeeee.
Gingeroilbitch
>>7845888
Prove it! I'll believe you're a cute girl until you can prove you aren't!
Where else do you post besides mtfg?
I shitpost on /co/ all day
>>7845881
>tfw Kayla and Faye get together
Man the writers for mtfg are coming up with some investing storylines
>>7845888
You don't have to stop being ugly if you aren't ugly now, which you aren't. Plus, you got trips, so you have to be cute.
>>7845895
they really belong for each other
99% of what they say is a lie and they can rub their sharp manly jaws on each other
>>7845892
Proof
>>7845869
trans girls are all or nothing, if you question if your trans or not, well cis people don't do that, but what about when you've done the work lived it a little and question it, with that same logic you wouldn't be a girl, you might not be pure cis but you aren't a girl
>>7845890
God damn when are you just going to fuck off already
>>7845902
Pfffft you look plenty cute!
>>7845902
i can't tell much because of the hair but it looks like you need different glasses and to do your eyebrows
>mfw all this drama i'm not involved in between ppl i kind of love but not really because we don't really know each other
>>7845908
And ffs for my brow and chin
>>7845902
Now I sort of see the resemblance we have
>>7845898
ye
the game just feels really boring and casual to me unless i can play a fast dps like genjo or tracer
roadhog is at least fun because i can use my imba one shot combo on everyone but i still hate moving like a snail
>>7845906
if you didnt talk about me and have your pseudo menstruation i wouldnt need to do be rude and make you sadder
but youre like a dumb puppy who needs to be taught 10 times over before they learn
>>7845915
Yeah similar stuff senpai
>>7845910
Hahahaha.
I came out of mtfg hibernation for this
>>7845910
It's just Drake being autistic as usual
Well it looks like I need to trick someone else into liking me. any immediate takers? I mean it's not like you'll have a choice after the first time I kiss you or anything
>>7845911
Your brow is covered up by your hair. Your chin is a little long, but your hair draws attention away from it.
>>7845906
Elanna i dont like when you're being rude youre too cute and all that tbqh...
>>7845922
I like you but not really in a kissing way
also there is the issue of very far distance
>>7845927
Some are, some aren't.
Drake isn't good at communicating efficiently so he lashes out when called out.
being a femboy on hrt is hardly even repression
>>7845928
girls can be rude to you fag they don't always have to be polite little agp playthings for men
now fuck my throat already
>>7845902
Oh stop. You pass fine and I'm not hug boxing. Nice hair small chin fitting frame glasses. Your nose isn't exactly cute but have you seen mine? I skipped my fucking androgen blockers for 1 day to hike the everglades and my fucking degenerate man beard comes back. You'll be okay.
>>7845933
who even are you and whats your obsessiom with throat fucking?
>>7845898
Hair loss, dysphoria and living in deep poverty. It's a pretty wonderful blend of hell.
>>7845938
honestly you kinda look like an alternate timeline quid where she didnt get addicted to meth
>>7845940
sorry I need to seek sunlight I guess
>>7845934
>diamond jaw
Oh Drake, I just love how you sperg out.
It's adorable
And I didn't drop your reply
>>7845940
this made me realise I want someone to fuck my throat
>tfw missed emi going to sleep
>>7845945
i think you got me confused for someone else.
>>7845938
If I passed I wouldn't get called a freak at school
>>7845949
that seems to be what has occurred
>>7845950
How badly were you bullied?
>>7845946
you genuinely have the manliest jaw on /mtfg/
also did you not?
mightve been too lazy to reply
i told you that i talked with an anon for 10 minutes on immigration and when i made a rebuttal they stopped replying
so that was probably your 'extensive conversation'
>>7845873
What are you talking about? of course your Mushroom/DMT/LSD trips are real. They're real, to you.
Don't end up damning yourself testing the spiritual, god doesn't like it.
>>7845874
Ohhhh, ohhhhhhhh I got you.
Yeah you need to find one
>>7845947
It is a lot of fun, but its not ladylike to talk about such things.
>>7845954
Eh, only a bit usually
>>7845931
well ok
>>7845934
>tfw 200 hours on genji
u should try sombra desu
>>7845935
I'M SORRY BUT SHE IS HELLA SHORT SHE'S LIKE A BEAUTIFUL GARDEN GNOME
>>7845942
are you HRT yet? :c that can help with the hair stuff and dysphoria for sure. if you're not yet, then it's something to look forward to at least!
>>7845943
LMAO STOP
>>7845903
What the fuck are you even saying? I'm saying your problem is that you're a coward.
You go back and forth and pretend to be a boy online for attention and post absurd cropped and angled photos of parts of your body because despite being in your mid 30s you're desperate for approval and validation from trans girls more than 10 years younger than you.
Your voice sounds like shit, even with surgery, because you're unwilling to commit to the hard work necessary to actually transition and can't seem to fathom the idea of actually coming out to those around you.
Now your gf has (finally) left you, I assume because of what an insecure mess you have to be in real life. Believe me when I say you could easily do better, but that's not really the point because you've made it clear that you were too afraid to try.
It's time for a dose of reality Faye. Do you want to live your life or not? Pick yourself up, dust yourself off and stop playing up this meltdown for attention, you're better than this. You were in the goddamn army, did they not teach you some fucking discipline?
please stop upsetting the autistic goat
if you try to argue with her instead of feeding her hay these things happen
>>7845965
pls stop the fighting
i can't take the fighting
>>7845950
I was talking to a girl who is 24 transitioned at 12 named ash last night. She said she was bullied out of school.
Really sad people are awful and look for reasons to witch hunt each other, even going so far as to fabricate problems where they don't exist. I'm sorry for what you're going through, but people at school are probably warping it into something worse than it is. Speaking of witch hunting bullies...
>>7845944
>
>>7845956
Lol
So manly it is
Just proves how fucking stupid you are by your way of grasping straws.
Doh shit, last time I was here was when CNT was posting. This is getting bretty good though, I might just have to stick around.
>>7845969
jesus that chin is like a bread knife
and your lips are pushed obscenely forward like a niggers
those 20 surgeons you went to for each surgery turned you into frankenstein didnt they
>>7845959
Would I need one though? I only have a natural paranoia and depression right now.
>>7845962
i wont play sombra bc i think her run is stupid. also like what do you even do with her? can i spectate a game of urs or something
>>7845972
>tfw cnt was the hero mtfg needed, but not the one they deserved
Why does drakeposter never bully me I feel like I'm less trans
>>7845966
/mtfg/ runs on drama
and you in particular love it
>>7845962
lmao
youve played waaay longer than me
but i have 100 hours on genji compared to like 20 on tracer as my second
he's so fun
i tried sombra but the damage and ult wasnt impactful enough for me
also no funny voice lines to spam like tracer or genji
>>7845972
Stay until the season finale of /mtfg/
stop making fun of my height :( i cried to my 3rd grade teacher bc ill never be good at basketball
>>7845979
same :c
>>7845979
i literally only bully people who attack me first
i try to tell people this all the time but they never believe me
>>7845982
Are you memeing me
I would kill to shrink down a foot reee
>>7845982
tiny train
>>7845962
>are you HRT yet?
Yes, I am. It's helping my hair but it's going to be a year or more before it's even usable if at all. HRT hasn't done anything to my dysphoria. All it's done there is give me the emotions to really feel how painful my life actually is.
>>7845980
I 1v1'd a Genji as Mercy once and won. idek how that happened but I bet they were pisssssed.
>>7845981
When am I killed off?
>>7845837
>I assure you, they're all lacy with bows.
commendable taste
>>7845974
Lol my chin is fine you retard.
Your insults get dumber and dumber as they go on
whos your trip crush
>>7845972
lmao
>>7845977
um basically you hack health packs to get your ult charged faster (which charges really fast tbqh) and hack ppl and shoot them in the head
your ultimate destroys shields and renders a lot of characters completely useless. it's prob the most powerful ult in the game.
it's similar to mercy's rez in that it has the highest possibility of being able to kill an entire team with the use of only one or two ults.
while the enemy team might burn all of their ults before the mercy resurrects, or right after sombra EMP's to recoup the damage and kills.
you have to have REALLY good aim tho and your team has to also be good at following up on your ult or it's useless.
>>7845980
me?? loving drama??? idk what u mean
also idk i get what u mean. she's just hella fun for me ;_; i hate 200 hours on genji and like 120 on tracer, gold tracer guns. wish i woulda got sombra tbqh.
>>7845993
it's still something to look forward to! but i'm sorry all this is happening, being a tranny sucks :( IT WILL GET BETTER THO
>>7845999
You
>>7845999
me, i'm my trip crush. gosh i'm amazing. wow
>>7845999
Avelina :D
>>7845999
Grace
>>7845999
my dog
Guys, did Isla kill herself? I havent seen her on anything, her steam says her last login was almost three weeks ago
>>7845994
I would also like to know when I get killed off I'm getting real sick of waiting
>>7845999
drakeposter
>>7846005
whyyy
>>7845994
No one currently getting killed off the next couple seasons, thigh that could change
A few surprise twists though
>>7845999
Me and crippling loneliness
>>7846010
Or this
>>7846009
>I would also like to know when I get killed off I'm getting real sick of waiting
>>7845997
you know that sass also thinks she passes too right
and quid
just saying 'i pass' over and over doesnt get you anywhere
>>7846008
hopefully
>>7846000
you probably just self insert yourself is all edie
every gril plays the character that looks most like them
sombra is dead last in competitive pick isnt she?
>>7846008
i think she's just taking a break tbqh
>>7846008
She said she needed time away from the Internet or something, I'm like 70% sure she's fine
>>7846010
>>7846015
you guys are my only crush too honestly
>>7845993
Ugh I relate to this so much. I started on a low dose of anti depressants, but I often wonder if I need anti psychotics. I was talking to my dad about this. Figuring out I'm trans doesn't fix the problem. I always knew growing up I had a problem, never knew what it was just figured I'd figure it out and solve it. Problem is I'm too old now really to solve it. I can just cope. My entire. Fucking. Life. Is now coaping. How do I live like this idk yet but I'm trying. My advice is not to neglect your hair. Start using products to fix it up best you can and keep it healthy so it doesn't end up like mine.
>>7845999
Smiles because she gives me hope for the future that all is not lost for trans girls (and I was much like her at that age) and Kayla because she's the only Kayla meme got damn it. I also like Lauren and zheanna.
>>7846020
Breaks are good. She was kinda lost in this place as a second reality. I hope she's well.
>>7846013
Because I've been following you specifically in these threads for so long, that I've become slightly dependent on seeing your trip. I throw on some Jimmy Buffet music and enjoy the cute way that you type, for hours on end. I really like your trip and it cheers me up a lot.
>>7846019
I only believe I pass for the most part because:
1. I rarely ever have gotten misgendered
2. I live in an area where lgbt people are hated and attacked but hasn't happened to me yet.
Also good job at changing the subject quickly
anon died last night
she slipped and hit her head on the tub while trying to remove a butt plug
>tfw I'm a psychoanalyst
>tfw treating my 2nd transgender (mtf) client
Tell me about yourselves anons, I'd like to compare, perhaps, though I can't break her confidentiality.
What bothers you? Sexual fantasies? Childhood experiences? Anxieties?
Anything would help really, I'm just passing time and have been thinking of my client.
What are we supposed to do when the trip elders start fighting each other? What do we do!?!?!?!?!?
>>7846028
Holy crackers gosh
I don't know what to say
I'm really glad I can make you happy though, that's why I wanted this trip
>Jimmy Buffet
daaaaaaaaaaaaad?
>>7846019
>you probably just self insert yourself is all edie
drake.......that would imply i'm not actually sombra. i don't think u understand. i am sombra.
>>7846027
ye this place has that effect on some people lol
>>7846030
who told you about that... i didn't die i'm right here
>>7846033
>mfw
>>7846032
>what bothers you
the fact that im not female
also the fact that Maid Dragon is ending soon
>>7846029
probably too disfigured to make fun of
>>7846028
>throw on some Jimmy Buffet
>>7846032
>what bothers you
what everyone is thinking when they stare at me to make sure I'm a boy
tfw you will never waste away in margaritaville with grace
>>7845975
Oh, I guess you don't. Your friend does, tho.
>>7845995
Dawh, ty, I like frilly pretty things~
>>7846019
You and here are going to be married one day and both of you will be eternally greatful to me.
And you will feed me your firstborn.
>>7846020
Hopefully, I care about her.
>>7846021
Thank god, glad to hear, I was really worried there for a minute.
>>7846025
I just hope she's ok.
>>7846046
Drake, you're running out of steam.
If you're insult me, do it with some effort instead of these silly one-liners.
>>7846049
NOTHINGS STOPPING YA
WHERES MY SHAKER OF SALT
>>7846053
*going to
I heard there was a fight or something???
>>7845999
;----------;
>>7846036
His music makes me feel comfy and you make me feel comfy
Im bad at talking to people but seeing the way that you talk and post makes me really happy inside when work is tough
>>7845999
i'm agp so i don't crush on trips i just wish i were them
>>7846049
Grace cant even legally drink yet.
Guys I'm pretty sure I unironically support and adore everything Ann Coulter says. What do :l
>>7846053
>Drake poster stop being Drakeposter
It's like telling an autistic green dog not to lay in the sun.
>>7846033
Throw down, the more the merrier
>>7846039
How do you experience your body. Obviously there's a hell of a lot of shame.
I'm not looking for causes, but, how did other people treat your body before? Any comments you can remember perhaps, PE, gym class?
>>7846048
Other people's gaze must be terrifying. Do you ever enjoy for people to look at you, or you to look at yourself, perhaps?
I'm asking anyone here.
>>7845999
it's me
>>7846059
>you just say the same thing over and over and over
How ironic when you have said the same insults to me over and over.
You have to attack someone's appearance which is pretty petty.
I can attack you for being a virgin, neet and still living with their parents.
Considering you are here a lot, I will also assume that you have no friends.
>>7846032
Any experience treating people with substance abuse issues?
>>7846068
wait is beep rly being a flirt with me???
>>7846063
Yeah but as long as the law doesn't find out its FINE
I'm 21 in august anyway
>>7846060
>His music makes me feel comfy and you make me feel comfy
I just feel really endearing towards it because it's the kind of music my dad listens to all the time so it reminds me of him
>Im bad at talking to people but seeing the way that you talk and post makes me really happy inside when work is tough
Awww <3 im really glad
im sorry that work gets tough sometimes, hang in there buddy!
what do you do for work?
>>7846065
I would take you downtown Elanna.
I'm talking people's elbow level shit.
The stone cold stunner.
The worm.
Sexual positions. Wait..
>>7846076
A little, in work as a trainee, and from talking with other shrinks.
>>7846045
>tfw I'll never be relevant enough to be stuck in trip drama
Wooo
>>7846076
I love you elanna
>>7846027
>I can just cope. My entire. Fucking. Life. Is now coping.
Yes, this is me and It's getting harder and harder to hang on. I used to live stoned 18 hours a day and play video games to hide from the pain but that doesn't work anymore. I need to move forward and I am but it hurts so much.
I do take good care of my hair and I just bought some new shampoo and conditioner I'm excited to use. I need a trim but going to the salon usually ends in tears or panic attacks because I can't handle being around all those pretty cis girls looking like a balding monster :/
I don't think we're too old to fix it, there is just more damage to undo. Try and avoid bad habits and keep moving forward, even if it's only baby steps. *hugg*
Red, pls confirm your discord name if you are on please.
Did that idiot Faye really cut her hair off?
>>7846078
>tfw no fit gf to pin me down and have her way with me
>>7846077
I'm a farmhand essentially. 10 hour days out in the sun, with few breaks. It's pretty tiring, and sort of lonely. Thank you for the kind words though. Seeing you posting something to me is a very wonderful feeling.
>>7846078
Damn you ain't gonna stand a chance
Let's tussle
>>7846082
Any advice you could dole out to someone trying to get their life on track?
>>7846066
I never ever participated and never changed and took a detention once because of it. I won the top in school fitness award in 10th or 11th grade because I actually participated in the day they like keep track of things like bar hang, long jump, sprints, endurance run, push ups, sit ups. I was a rock climber and hiked and jogged on my own outside of school so I was in great shape. I also weighed like 110lbs so I was flexible and could jump far from doing parkour. The entire track team, football team jocks got blown the fuck out by the kid no one had ever heard talk. Coach was so butthurt. I skipped the pep rally or rather I skipped school the day of the pep rally to avoid being called up and given a dumb award I didn't want or even anticipate getting. My buddy says they called my name twice and gave up. I skipped the detention from skipping school and dropped out of school instead (really) and fell into crippling depression and got lost in world of War craft that year. I'm still in great shape, but not anywhere close to those years. I did something like 50 pull ups I'm not even kidding and because I was so small a ridiculous amount of situps and push-ups (part of my rock climbing training anyway). I wish I had been a girl and just done 1 pull up and 1 second bar hang not 3 minutes... And I wanted boobs I always remember staring at the girls and being so confused.
Epilog: The kid who thought he was going to win the award (runner football jock) is in prison for 2nd degree murder he robbed a salon for heroin money and stabbed a girl in the neck with a pen. High-school sucked. But at least I'm not in prison.
>>7846100
I'm not one for practical advise, and I don't know your situation at all.
Sorry
>>7846103
Please dont use Grace as your rebound chick since Faye is going bananas.
>>7846106
>>7846099
That must be hard work! What do you do out there? What kinda crops or animals do you work with?
And of course, don't worry about it. <3
>>7846091
I really needed this thank you.
>>7846110
That dogs name is Wallace
>>7846087
ERP always seemed p dumb and silly desu
>>7846111
Grace stop flirting with the chaser.
i succ
>>7845999
>tfw noones tripcrush
>>7846101
Well do you want me to attack you for your poor political views.
>>7846116
It's not flirting is it? I just wanted to talk to someone who I cheer up and learn a little about them
>>7846113
Why? Its hot!
>>7846107
It was worth a shot
Oh well
>>7846106
That sounds like an anime.
>>7846100
You on the bottom.
>>7845999
cindy
>>7846118
youre like 12 wtf
>come into the thread to see Elanna spitting venom
Jesus. Elanna are you OK?
>>7846126
>>7846120
You know what it is.
>>7846129
This is my favorite elanna
She's breathing fire and dragons are the most cool most beautiful creatures
>>7846132
>complains about the ERP
>Does it anyway
>>7846123
Kandi Chan the Peace Cyborg of Peace is my anime. Oversized round goggles covering her forehead and cheeks with forward facing TV screens to emote with, pig tails made of synthetic hair that changes colors mood dependent, and a goofy smile. She picks up plastic trash and puts into her nanobot bag to be converted into polysacoride sugars that are in turn made into candies. Don't eat the black ones, they're cyanide.
There was a story from my freshman year of college where I got legit investigated by school and cops for a bomb threat I didn't do. Shit was terrifying. Story another night. Shit was anime.
>>7846111
I work with goats mainly, and sometimes the chickens or pigs. I'm mainly in charge of breeding the goats, and delivering the kids, along with selecting which offspring we keep and sell. Just 2 days ago, we got one of the smallest kods Ive ever seen. Mom neglected the poor thing, didn't let him feed or come in for warmth at all. Poor guy is inside, on top of an electric blanket and being drip fed milk for any chance of survival. Crop-wise I mainly take the cornfields, when that's in season. Otherwise it's farm animals and fixing whats broke.
>>7846100
>Any advice you could dole out to someone trying to get their life on track?
this probably wont help you but honestly, amphetamines helped me be able to work towards the job I have now tremendously
>>7846134
I like this dragon
>>7846135
she complains about lying too
most hypocritical person in the thread i think
>>7846140
I saw a dragon today.
>>7846129
I'm coming off a bender and I'm not exactly in a great mood
>>7846139
Great advice, I'll just start taking speed again
>>7846139
>getting your life on track using meth
hi any cis girls want to erp with me
my gf doesn't have to know uwu
>>7846140
can bearded dragons be green?
or is it just the tint
>>7846133
I'm serious! Can't I be curious about anons?
>>7846138
Woah, that's pretty interesting. I'm glad you guys are taking care of the little baby goat, poor thing. That sounds like real hard work though, is it rewarding for you?
>>7846134
It's interesting, honestly.
>>7846144
I see. Anything I can help with? I'm bad at life but good at advice.
>>7846147
That's not a bearded dragon.
BotW looks pretty fuckin dope.
>>7846132
*feels ur bulge* owo whats this
Drugs are bad
>>7846148
It's alright I guess. It pays for my things, and that's all I need. I should get going though, it's late, and I need to sleep and don't want to say anything stupid anyway. Thanks for posting and cherring me up Grace. You're really nice.
Why is everyone here a tripfag? Is the other general the one for me?
(confused newfag tranny)
>>7846154
juni hi <3
>>7846160
ambi hi <3
>>7846149
Not likely, I appreciate the offer though
>>7846152
Yeaah I think that it's probably the last thing I need in my life given I have a history of amphetamine abuse. I'm glad it helped you though
>>7846164
Other general is a bunch of people that are POd about drama, and its slow as heck. Just use the name option, and make a trip if you really find it necessary.
>>7846160
that's an incredibly silly blanket statement that is wrong in a shit ton of scenarios, there's a reason why pharmacies exist
>>7846154
some type of lizard in the everglades it was the size of my thumb I got real close. Also saw this dragon.
>>7846164
because when you're a tripfag you can form identities
it's comfy AF
if you've got a terrifying fear of people developing relationships with you, then you should go to /transgirlgeneral/
>>7846160
>>7846096
Yes
>>7846167
I'm getting a bearded dragon soon but I'm not sure what to name it. Any ideas?
>>7846170
Alright. If you need anything, you know where to find me.
How's your bf(gf(male))
>>7846167
All consoles are for kids. Doesnt make BotW look any less DOPE.
>>7846176
Ok, thanks. I'll think about it.
>>7846184
Consoles are nice
>>7846170
>Yeaah I think that it's probably the last thing I need in my life given I have a history of amphetamine abuse. I'm glad it helped you though
Yeah. I would stay away, doesn't sound like it would be a constructive thing for you.
Have you tried practicing mindfulness meditation or cognitive behavioral therapy?
>>7846179
hru bb?
>all the black trips show up at once
korra is legit the most autistic poster thats ever posted here.
>>7846196
You haven't been around long enough then
>>7846196
Without a doubt.
>>7846177
Are there actually a lot of people who drink and smoke but say "I don't do drugs"?
I can sorta see why someone might not count caffeine and prescriptions as "doing drugs", but you'd have to be retarded to not count cigs and alcohol.
>>7846163
Goodnight anon, have sweet dreams and a great day tomorrow!
>>7846202
What a great couple of weeks it was.
>>7846177
Is coffee bad?
>>7846205
That's a weird as shit name, Boo.
>>7846208
Mostly underemployed white girls who think they're high class but grew up in a failing suburban school district.
>>7846188
I've had CBT suggested for other non drug related problems so I have reason to believe it could probably help in this case but I don't really know where to start.
>>7846183
They're really sad for unrelated reasons
>>7846191
Pretty good, everything's alright right now :3. Waiting to hear back about a job interview I had. If I get the job I get to stay in town and work with some friends
How have you been?
>tfw bf about to give me some sunny D
>>7846217
CBT is shit and doesn't work.
I like korra
>>7846217
Give them a big hug for me ok? I want you to have a hug too.
>>7846219
Why havent you burned that ugly ass dress yet?
>>7846221
she seems ok
>>7846221
She's the avatar poster right? Same. I've heard gossip never had an issue.
I wish I had more slutty clothes..I don't wanna be a tomboy always : s
>>7846135
>Joke----•
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.
.
.
>your head ------X
>>7846146
uwu
>>7846159
>buldge
Triggered
Actually that reminds me that someone put their hands my pants a few weeks ago and proceeded to ask me "where is it did you already cut it off" &-----&
I hope u like monster kawks beepy uwu
>>7846164
This is a chat room masquerading as a thread
>if I didnt see it it must not be true
>>7846220
OK Angie
>>7846224
I'll lean on them harder
>>7846218
oh thats awesome! i hope you get it! ^^ things are on a positive upswing im trying to patch things up with my family and i start my first day of work tomorrow :3
the first few days are going to be computer training days though i have to get my alcohol and tobacco license since ill be working through bar and waitressing
>>7846221
i like june bug <3
>>7846217
you should try to find a therapist who is an expert in mindfulness and CBT. It's pretty widely regarded as one of the most effective therapeutic methods out there. If you're not already doing it you should practice meditation on your own, being more aware of your own mind is very good for your mental health.
>>7846221
I like juniper
I like ada
>>7846219
I've never subscribed to the "Kayla's bf isn't real" theory, but that's a popsicle.
>>7846233
Good <3
I have good news and bad news.
Good news is I start my job on Monday.
Bad news is I'm starting to get sick and need to get better by Monday.
>>7846242
thats really l--l-l-lewd!
>>7846234
This show was pretty good
Its always nice when the unbearable trips start posting because it gives me easy reason to go do something else.
>>7846252
Am I one
>>7846237
Do you have any good resources on starting out with meditation?
Or is it really just as simple as "sit still and try to clear your mind"?
Also, can CBT make me less of a depressed, self-loathing shut-in?
>>7846246
>Metcury
w u h
>>7846250
i like it too i have yet to watch season two though been watching too many other things and trying to play through my video game backlog
>>7846252
sorry bb i love you bb
can we be friends anyway?
>>7846255
most people will have the best success initially by doing guided meditation. Check out Headspace, it's a decent guided meditation app that will remind you to do it and has a good interface with good soundtracks.
>Also, can CBT make me less of a depressed, self-loathing shut-in?
yes
>>7846260
You are so cool =)
>>7846234
That's great ^^. I hope you can get things patched up with your family
Good luck on your first day! The first couple days at any job are just a lot of intro and procedural stuff
>>7846250
It's pretty great
Gotta wait until July or August for new episodes now ;~;
The girl I went on two dates with before my current gf just broke up with her bf the same day I did, and sent butt, what do
>>7846225
wish she would burn her ugly ass self tbqhf(s/sff)
>>7846265
>Headspace
Sounds neat.
I'll have to check it out.
>yes
Nice.
Is CBT expensive?
>>7846246
You're high on the list also. Dont act better than korra lmao
>>7846283
>Is CBT expensive?
I don't think it's any more expensive than normal psychotherapy
>>tfw your dad is still having an affair
>>7846273
._.
>>7846295
You can still watch Season 2 though! It's pretty damn good, great season finale
I just got measured for my bmi and it turns out I'm 5'9"!!! I've always just assumed I was 5'11" because in highschool I was the same height as this kid who SAID he was 5'11" but I guess he was just a big fucking liar
HAPPE
Okay she sent full body newds
>tfw the girl you met followed you with a CDing sissy that she learned that pegging is the best thing in the world from
I literally can not
>>7846292
Ok, cool.
And maybe if I do start getting CBT then I could get insurance to pay for some of it.
>>7846221
>I like korra
>try to go upstairs to lay in bed
>almost pass out trying to walk up stairs
Plz kill I am defective
>>7846245
Exciting, hopefully you're healthy for the first day on the job
>>7846301
This is such a common thing but it still surprises me.
>>7846298
Should I ask my dad about his mistress?
>>7846315
It's weird and I must be fucking stupid or something because my housemate is 6'1" and I'm WAY shorter than an inch in comparison
now I'm gonna play Nioh which I bought JUST TODAY to celebrate
me
https://youtu.be/tOfAdZDJioQ
>>7846322
It's funny cause you're practically just as tall as you were before, just the number changed.
If that makes you happy go nuts though.
>>7846231
i think big ones would hurt i like them tiny
i hate when anon has a crush on you but you don't know who it is
>>7846322
apparently your pelvic bones rotate a tiny bit on hrt if you start early enough so you can lose an inch or two
that's #honscience though
tfw no one wants to cuddle you
>>7846340
>iktf
>>7846301
You've never measured yourself? Lol
>>7846322
Lmao you're cute
>>7846332
I mean
You should get some buttplugs or something
I mean imo the perfect size is like 6-ish inches but idk to each her own
Tbhthough
Just between me and you beep
Anyone who wants me to poke them is gonna be really disappointed lolol
>>7846336
-;---;
>>7846340
;-----;
Rate my straight girl get skills
>>7846319
That's a qt dog, yes.
(Assuming the mistress thing isn't actually referring to an actual mistress. If it is I wouldn't do it right now)
>>7846349
>How you doin
>>7846352
You think it doesn't work but 20-30 year olds like joey
is a hash muffin a good idea for breakfast?
this drunk chick was dancing to my whistling as i passed the dive bar just now and she like instacrushed on me. pretty flattering
also i just discovered the synergy between honey and sriracha
tonight is nice
>>7846355
How you doin
>>7846358
german chocolate
>>7846356
>You think it doesn't work
No, I wouldn't say that. I've seen some pretty shocking pickups work that left me really confused. Joey is pretty normie.
>>7846355
I mean there are degrees of lewdness everyone has different likes and stuff ya know? I do some things but not others so it all depends I guess idk
But I mean the average penis is like 5-7" when erect. My anus is pretty tight too desu but yeah idk
>>7846370
Same tbqh
>>7846370
I spent 300 dollary doos and lied about how much I actually have to my father what do
>>7846350
._.
my whole face is on fucking fire god damn
>>7846386
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsCD5XCu6CM&list=LLQosEcb6VXcvtodzuOh4RYg&index=23
>>7846386
:<
You okay?
Yo and stuff.
>>7846393
Avoid matches
>>7846397
>>7846393
Im okay
>bf stood me up
shakiras pretty cute
i think i might be allergic to something oh shit my face has never sweat like this before D:
help
>>7846407
hugg face
>>7846407
helpp
am I doing it right mtfg
He's apologized 7 times, u think he's being sincere?
Tfw
>>7846405
She is
>>7846412
only if he fucks your throat
I see why so many of you date women, men are fucking asshole peices if shit
Tfw feminine male
>>7846419
so youre the throat anon
>>7846412
Yes
>>7846424
Nah, that's me.
>>7846370
>>7846421
Well this escalated quickly
>>7846424
they made me realise my calling in life
>>7846370
hugg grace
>>7846370
Is there an actual reason for this or just general feels going on?
>>7846412
Has he given an actual reason for standing you up or just said he was sorry for doing it?
Also, apologies for the popsicle comment earlier, I assumed you were implying it was your bf's dick in the pic.
one time i got anaphylactic shock from a ton of reclaim and i had to use an inhaler and it was the worst experience of my life
>>7846445
you misunderstand I'm not the one doing the throat fucking
>>7846445
Well sure, but that doesn't mean you can't promote.
>>7846449
I thought he meant as a giver himself that this was the case. Granted what do I know?
Should I message this guy back on OKC
He seems okay but I forgot to message him back a month ago
>>7846445
Yeah
Sometimes appendages get put up ur butt instead
>>7846419
Tfw no penis to throat fuck
>>7846453
what happened to yr bf?
>>7846456
I want one NOW
>>7846446
Its obviously my dildo in the pic and yeah he said work kept him and he was driving home and i asked him to honk the horn and he did and i believe him. Its just that im lonely and wanted his dick and we haven't moved in together yet and i can't be with him whenever i want
Ugh i just want him to hold me fucking fuck god is that too much to ask
i like jake the drakeposter
>>7846463
ya pinhead
>>7846458
I've never had a bf, I've been ghosted and stood up by a couple people off OKC and that's it
Still waiting for my first date with a boy ;_;
>>7846465
Y tho
>>7846468
Trust me boys are liars and assholes and self centered fucking pigs
Sleepy night posting
Tfw you talk to 1% of mtfg and you wanna stop tripping so people stop associating you with your past
>>7846461
You should forgive him then, you should try not to be that needy. I'd be annoyed too but life happens sometimes.
>>7846468
sorry i mistook you for korra :/
if you like him you should see him
don't trust kayla
some guys are great
>>7846469
he's sweet and entertaining some times
kinda like a bratty little kid that is cute occasionally
>>7846479
I want to give younger drakeposter a headpat and then have him hug me
>>7846463
Read a book
coffee is like the thing i look forward to most these days :(
>>7846483
that's hecka cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5j34jOZczdk
me too btw
I'd make you my bitch.
Pinheads
>>7846483
can we cuddle and you pet my hair after
im tall and warm i promise
>>7846477
Well sofuckingrry im needy, i can't help it i spent all week waiting to be wined and dined and he promised he would take me out tonight, we talked about tonight for a fucking week and he shined me. He could have told work he had a date and went to see me, i wouldn't have cared if he was covered in sweat. But no, he put his job ahead of me and that pisses me offf. Then he had the gall to ask me if i could call in sick to work tomorrow, as if he has no respect for me.
>>7846493
but I want headpats :c
>>7846488
SAME
I have no hobbies I'm pursuing rn..I just look forward to my morning coffee and that's about it.feels empty : /
>>7846495
yeah dont take anecdotal evidence like almost ever
considering theres 8 billion people on this planet and every human is completely unique
>>7846495
>That's a shitty blanket statement desu
Naw men suck, too bad women don't have dicks or id go lez
>>7846503
>Naw men suck, too bad women don't have dicks or id go lez
Well hey you could always just go transbian :^)
>>7846491
MY BOY
MY BOY
MY BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>7846495
best case tho is he becomes yr husband forever
>>7846501
i like do it every other day so i enjoy it more lol
but like i think about it a lot
>>7846494
>thinking work gives two shits you have a date to get to
It's kinda fucked that he asked you to call in instead, but it's kinda understandable since it's a lot easier to lie about being sick when you weren't already there to begin with.
>>7846503
Didn't you literally say that transbians were disgusting fetishers that shouldn't transition? One stick up is all it takes to change your opinion on that? Also, strapons.
>>7846506
Never, the whole idea of being with another tranny makes me physically sick
>>7846511
How can I contact you??? Do you have Skype or snapchat???
>>7846515
seek therapy
>>7846525
I'm going in 2 weeks
>>7846518
yeayeah
my skype is gogurts4ever
>>7846511
Juni
I dont know why hearing about your life makes me feel things.
>>7846518
I have snapchat....
>>7846540
hi sertii! im about to leave for uni
>>7846544
oh same just same exercising before
good luck with your proposal
oryxxx
>>7846489
would you now?
>>7846534
what things?
>>7846511
Tru
I'll message him in the morning then
>>7846463
>SEEK SUNLIGHT
>>7846515
My grandmother suggested I date another trans woman today. I told her that was gay.
>>7846553
Regret at a missed chance. Thats all.
Bitch.
>>7846540
ded
>>7846587
Can I be next?
>>7846566
keep calling me those names and maybe it wont be so missed
>>7846575
this is a very important image
>>7846575
do you think he could pass as a pretty girl uwu
>>7846592
Nope. Graces are banned from entering to be ded.
>>7846592
No.
>>7846601
I would but too bad you've got fuccbois to focus on.
Finally got them deets.
>>7846621
as far as subs go sure
no doms though
>>7846592
I sure hope so.
>>7846612
hi zheanna
>>7846633
I don't need to do anything, you'll end yourself on your own.
>>7846636
Drake pls.
>>7846639
im really bored
hello
>>7846638
That's fucking LAME
Goddamnit slit my wrists with it I know you can do better
>>7846640
Hey.
>>7846624
Whatever sub part of your mind that exists seems to get smaller and smaller by the day it would seem.
So your use gets smaller and smaller by the day in that regard.
Or maybe I just don't want to give you what you want.
>>7846643
I only like girls
>>7846644
well youre boring
thanks for the chat you meathead
>>7846648
Oh man the classic misgender trick
A goodie but way overused what the fuck
Low energy! Shame!
>>7846649
I'm not feeling the best right now, sorry. I'd post more images but I can't.
>>7846651
hello
>>7846651
That's not what i was saying at all.
I only like cis-girls.
>>7846645
you're so tundere now
its cute
>>7846656
im really bored
tell me a story please
>>7846656
If you thought that you wouldn't respond.
You're very bad at this.
hi boys
>>7846661
wanna hear an interracial related story
>>7846661
I aint yo mom
>>7846668
TELL ME!!!!!!!!!
im gonna seriously die of boredom if you dont
or be forced to play like, overwatch
>>7846672
arent you supposed to be a daddy
why dont you tell ME a story time you lil boy
>>7846212
Everything in moderation is fine.