/mtfg/ - Male to Female General

This is an Ash thread

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MTFG, never play with an Ouija board

>>7845662
Second post, you're all very cute! Have a good day!

http://www.strawpoll.me/12446542

So I'm going to move and live in a tranny house in Seattle

Good idea?
Bad idea?

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Sobering up was a mistake

>>7845662
happy ash day everyone you're all beautiful

>>7845676
Being trans is a meme

I dreamed that I had to clean a real dirty toilet seat. it was so disgust that I had to vomit and then I woke up because I spit at my hand irl

>>7845673
Mfw Drake keeps changing ips to vote

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Nth for dreams that will never come true
>>7845674
Get things together faye
Just stop for a moment and think over what you're doing

>>7845666
>666
The devil confirmed it..

>>7845683
do people still click your guys attentionwhorey strawpolls

>>7845673
Drake for /mtfg/ president

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>>7845687
Rare drake

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>Tfw house smells like cats

>>7845669
Yeah don't get involved with the occult, it never ends well.

>>7845669
do you have an experience?
i just bought a book for it

>>7845691
?
have youve been having this outburst of yours for 2 threads now
i dont understand it

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>>7845681
No, it's my life, which may sound shocking to someone as hopelessly afraid of commitment and change as you. Grow the fuck up and own what you are already

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>>7845685
>dreams that will never come true
o boy

>>7845701
good post

>>7845693
>>7845698

Yeah we kinda fucked up a thing with Ouija board and my friends think another friend is possessed right now....

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>>7845693
>dont get involved with the occult


Tulpas chaos magick paganism have all helped me as a person.

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>tfw no friends

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>>7845698
You're just easy to bait bro

>>7845708
>we kinda fucked up

but thats your fault isnt it

shouldnt discourage others when they can just not make a mistake cant they?

>>7845717
maki please throat fuck me

>>7845685
I'm just cutting my hair off, becoming a boy, looking for a boyfriend, and moving to Seattle with a girl that was secretly in love with me for two years and her qt girlfriend

>>7845726
Same

>>7845721
oh
i dont understand why an anon acts so irrational but it turns out to be you on one of your psychotic rants

how boring

>>7845728
I guess we can take turns it lets one person rest

>>7845727
Faye
Come on now
Stop your shitposting

>>7845727
very confusing sequence of events to be honest

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I am going to go shower and head to bed, I don't feel so hot. See you all later, and goodnight Nimouto~ <3

>>7845729
Except I'm not psychotic.
Most people here really don't like you.
You came here from what /pol/?

Why do you come here?
Are you expecting to actually find love here or what?

>>7845741
>my face when ash posts
>uwu

>>7845743
You know drakeposter is trans right? She turns her trip off and switches to drakeposter. I know her secret.

>>7845731
I'm in crisis I'm also working with a recruiter, and going skiing for a week with the guy who molested me's husband

>>7845743
yes let me take angie very seriously

thats definitely my top priority

im sure youre completely sane and worth my attention

let's see some panty

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>>7845752
How fucking old are you Jesus Christ.
Pull yourself together, this is pathetic

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>>7845708
Uh, get a catholic priest. They're the only ones who can do proper exorcisms.

>>7845717
The path of the occult ends on an altar with a bunch of guys in robes plunging knives into you.

>>7845725
Dont fuck with the occult, its bad news.

>>7845757
okay heres mine

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When my dad asked me why I don't dress like a girl I just showed him this. That's not me, but that's why.

>>7845725

Like fucked up as in made the mistake of using one to begin with. We "made contact" with some fucky shit man.

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>>7845757

>>7845757
just look down why do you need others to post it

>>7845748
Is that a "I have a crush on her" face or "she makes me sad because she's cute" face?

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>>7845757

moap put your butt away please

>>7845760

I'm pretty sure they took him to the church but they just told me to leave. I don't believe in the paranormal but man that really fucked me up man.

>>7845766
nice taste in panties, post your drawer.

>>7845727
This is quite the midlife crisis

>>7845765
tell me what you saw ples

im still definitely going through with it
but i think thats super interesting

what happened?

>>7845760
im only gonna read it and cast like 1 'spell' or whatever
then put it away since the cliche is that it corrupts you

corrupting you after only 1 spell would be IMBA though

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I saw this bird today, walking on lily pads. My life is pretty shitty even though I saw this bird. How do I change it so I am happy again like fuck

>>7845773
not quite what i meant

>>7845763
What did he say to that?

>>7845782
nice bird idk how to fix your problems

>>7845753
I never asked you to take me serious but why do you come here?
You're obviously redpilled and have tried to redpill us.
You don't give out any good advice here, so I ask, why do you come here?

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>>7845783
What did u mean I'm kinda slow

>>7845781

Well that Zozo meme is apparently real for one, for two we had another a spirit of a Vietnam veteran talk to us and some other demon. After word I was just completely drained and I'm actually afraid to go to sleep right now.

>>7845784
Same old bullshit about how I'm more beautiful and I'll be fine blah blah find someone to love me blah blah. He's very supportive, but it's not true and he knows it. Proof is in him gendering that girl male. 'he looks fine!' I asked what he thought of (((her))) and he unconsciously switched it to he. I need a nose job.

>>7845782
Pretty birb
Do things that make you happy, and embrace escapism

>>7845789
i give out tons of good advice
i just bully too

you just have biases connected to your emotions that doesnt allow you to think right angie

>>7845794
thats a huge understatement

>>7845795
ohhh that sounds really fun
im glad i have another anecdote for spiritual shit actually working

im hyped to try

>>7845794
i meant you in your panty

>>7845799

DO. NOT. TRY. THIS. SHIT.

Or at least not alone

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i'm gross and ugly

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talking to cis girls about stuff like hair and makeup is very useful but also makes me feel really insecure

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>>7845799
I can pretend to be stupid
Unfortunately for you, the aggressively stupid can't pretend to be smart.

>>7845799
1/10 pieces of good advice doesn't count. I'm not being bias either.
We have talked extensively why I think trump (who you think is great) is one of the worst things America has endured.

>>7845797
I'm already basically living in a historic cemetery smoking myself stupid. I grew up in world of War craft and fiction stories I'd write. I am hiding in fucking Florida now literally in the everglades. I can't escape further without death I don't think.

>>7845802
oh come on im gonna anyway

im only gonna cast one spell
it probably wont even work
might as well try though

>>7845809
if youre pretending to be stupid you must be the greatest actor of all time

i cant believe this sexism at the oscars
itd be the only reason you havent won one

>>7845811
we have not talked, angie, at all
i dont like you lol
youre a really psychotic boring person

>>7845804
You are not, and I'm not going to let you bully yourself.

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>>7845811
I'm sorry, you DON'T want America to be great again?

>>7845804
Could be worse. You could be 400 lbs

>>7845814
We talked extensively about his immigration policy and how unlawful it is.
You seem to have a short memory span

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>>7845821
i wish i had a selfies with candidates folder

where is nim

i think i have excema

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>>7845805
>tfw all your cisgirl friends are gfs of friends

>>7845812
Hey, Florida is comfy as hell. It's better than in a cramped up office like I'm in 24/7. I bet you could find a lot of fun things to do.

>>7845702
Yea
It sucks
>>7845824
>tfw you'll never eat chips with Jeb!, dipping the chips into his guac bowl

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>>7845814
Perhaps the biggest sign that I'm not as stupid as you think is that I don't waste my time talking to pathetic virgin teen neets desperate for a quick taste of girl tinkler from whoever is desperate enough to give the attention.

>>7845815
But I am ugly
>>7845821
I can fix being 400 lbs
I can't fix a male skeleton

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>>7845826
>that pic
Oh my gosh lol
It even has the cubs hat!

>>7845804

I highly doubt that. I bet you're an adorable little girl.

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>>7845777
Bummer, Ive been baptized so the Catholics have my back see what Im saying? I could go down there and get an exorcism, Ive sprinkled my house with holy water, I want to get a priest to come out and bless it but they'd want me to start going to church again.

>>7845781
Dont do it drake, its never just one.
But I guess I did tell you there'd be a high cost to me making you happy...

>>7845774
</3

>>7845778
I would but Im already unpacking from getting home from the city~
I assure you, they're all lacy with bows.

>>7845827
I'm not going to lie, I actually installed tinder in the hopes to meet someone even just to hang out with not bang. So far no dice. 4 matches but no replies :l
I just wanna have kids my age to hang with, not fucking geriatrics ward.

>>7845832
I'd say join the club, but we're both here so I guess we're both already in the club...

>>7845832
>I can't fix a male skeleton
Not with that attitude you can't. You don't need to change a thing, I bet you look just fine.

>>7845821
Nothing wrong with trying to make America "great again" and I use that term very loosely because everyone has their own idea on what makes or would make America great.
I'm bothered by Trump because he is illiterate and talks as if he has the vocabulary of a young teenager.
His administration is a complete joke and he whines when he doesn't get his way or when someone says something negative about him.

>>7845837

I mean I live right across from a church so like Y'know...ain't Catholic though

>>7845835
>>7845839
No I'm definitely ugly

>>7845758
>it's a lanna judges you during her bender episode

>>7845831
if that weird jumble of insults means me then youre talking to me right now lol

and you always talk about me whenever you post lol
sorry i cant really make a huge argumentative reply to an autistic drunk donkey like you

since you dont have any points but your depressed rage

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>>7845840
Are you part of ISIS?

>>7845846
Do me next Drake poster

>>7845843
If you don't stop being mean to yourself, I'm going to keep giving you (You)s.

>>7845837
i have really high willpower
i'll be fine

i just want to make peanut live a little longer than normal if i can
and maybe see something concrete that proves spiritual shit exists

>>7845843

Nope you're a cute girl and I can't be convinced otherwise!

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helloh errybody. i played comp alll daaayyy lonnnggg lmao
how was your day mtfg?

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ok i said this earlier but lately I have been learning a cool technique for computer graphics that generates tree, shell, and other types of recursive natural or artificial structures (l-systems.

Today I learned I can do multi-stage systems. Here is an awesome 3 part recursive tree structure:

premise: ^(90)FFFA

A=!"/////////
B=&FTFTFTC
C=!"[FFFF^B] /// D
D=&FF^FFTFTFTE
E= [F^X] /// [X]
X= FFFA

pic related is my handmade tree so far. I am now looking into L-systems as a way to generate parts of it specifically and quickly.

>>7845847
you arent a bad person though

>>7845856
do you play sombra really just because shes mexi like you
asking for a friend

>>7845847
Your sarcasm is bad.
We all know Trump is a joke.
Using words like "bad hombres" or "bad dudes" to descriptor illegal immigrants shows the limitations he has with with vocabulary.

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>>7845842
Yeah I walk in and they just know, Im from out of town but the priests can tell if you're Catholic or not somehow.

>>7845850
Mushrooms are a far better and far safer means to have a spiritual experience.

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>>7845846
God damn you are making my brain hurt
How are you actually this goddamn pathetic and stupid.

I don't know why you even try to woo me over either, do I look that desperate to you? I have some fucking standards

>>7845844
You know what Faye, I may be an angry depressed addict but at least I'm not such a fucking coward that I can't own up to being trans. This kind of drama queen shit would be out of place in your teens, and you're a fucking decade older than me. Grow the fuck up.

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>>7845859

>a computer obsessed mexican woman with purple hair who manipulates everyone and everything and knows everyone's secrets
sombra and i have a lot in common desu
but i play a lot of mercy recently cause no one ever wants to play support in overwatch lmao

>>7845844
OK Kayla

>>7845866
of course theyre great
but not real

wanna see something to make sure theres something up there
but thats not even the main reason

peanut got a few gray hairs above her lips and i need to counteract it

>>7845866

I ment the church ain't a Catholic cutch. (but I'm not Catholic either so I guess that interpretation is also correct.)

>>7845757
No more?

>>7845870
Bitch, you don't know my secrets.

faye and kayla should fuck after kayla's bf leaves her

>>7845881
This

Hugg Cindy

>>7845880

sorry let me correct myself
>knows every relevant person's secrets

>>7845856
Pretty terrible. I've broken down into tears 5 times today :/

>>7845849
I'd have to stop being ugly the senpai
And that's not happening any time soon
>>7845851
But it's not true

>>7845869
>just says insults over and over
>you must like me for making fun of me

hmmmmmmm

yes this all checks out for a miserable elanna post

>>7845870
i just pick roadhog if theres no support
its really boring but at least i dont need a team to kill people
tracer works too

>>7845886
B-bbut
I am relevant.
I harassed you forever.
It's meeeee.
Gingeroilbitch

>>7845888

Prove it! I'll believe you're a cute girl until you can prove you aren't!

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Where else do you post besides mtfg?
I shitpost on /co/ all day
>>7845881
>tfw Kayla and Faye get together
Man the writers for mtfg are coming up with some investing storylines

>>7845888
You don't have to stop being ugly if you aren't ugly now, which you aren't. Plus, you got trips, so you have to be cute.

>>7845895
they really belong for each other

99% of what they say is a lie and they can rub their sharp manly jaws on each other

>>7845887

why what's wrong?

>>7845890

i love piggly wiggly, he's like a son to me. but you need a good ana or mercy to win yknow

>>7845891
>>7845891

o hi valq

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>>7845892
Proof

>>7845869
trans girls are all or nothing, if you question if your trans or not, well cis people don't do that, but what about when you've done the work lived it a little and question it, with that same logic you wouldn't be a girl, you might not be pure cis but you aren't a girl

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>>7845890
God damn when are you just going to fuck off already

>>7845902

Pfffft you look plenty cute!

>>7845902
i can't tell much because of the hair but it looks like you need different glasses and to do your eyebrows

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>mfw all this drama i'm not involved in between ppl i kind of love but not really because we don't really know each other

>>7845908
And ffs for my brow and chin

>>7845902
>>7845908
other than that you're perfectly fine & cute lol

>>7845902
Now I sort of see the resemblance we have

>>7845898
ye
the game just feels really boring and casual to me unless i can play a fast dps like genjo or tracer

roadhog is at least fun because i can use my imba one shot combo on everyone but i still hate moving like a snail

>>7845906
if you didnt talk about me and have your pseudo menstruation i wouldnt need to do be rude and make you sadder

but youre like a dumb puppy who needs to be taught 10 times over before they learn

>>7845915
Yeah similar stuff senpai

>>7845910
Hahahaha.
I came out of mtfg hibernation for this

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>>7845910
It's just Drake being autistic as usual

Well it looks like I need to trick someone else into liking me. any immediate takers? I mean it's not like you'll have a choice after the first time I kiss you or anything

>>7845911
Your brow is covered up by your hair. Your chin is a little long, but your hair draws attention away from it.

>>7845916

i get ya. i played tons of tracer before sombra but nothing compares to sombra now. she's fun af.

>>7845919

lool

>>7845920

we're all autistic

>>7845922

i would consider it if you were like a foot taller

>>7845906
Elanna i dont like when you're being rude youre too cute and all that tbqh...

>>7845922
I like you but not really in a kissing way

also there is the issue of very far distance

>>7845927
Some are, some aren't.
Drake isn't good at communicating efficiently so he lashes out when called out.

being a femboy on hrt is hardly even repression

>>7845928
girls can be rude to you fag they don't always have to be polite little agp playthings for men

now fuck my throat already

>>7845927
like 90% of my hours are genji lmao

i have a ton of fun with him
only swap off usually because i cant play with more than one counter

>>7845931
>drop my reply
>go back to gossiping

classic diamond jawed angie

>>7845927
>a foot taller
My sides
>>7845922
I would consider it if you had a place

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>>7845902
Oh stop. You pass fine and I'm not hug boxing. Nice hair small chin fitting frame glasses. Your nose isn't exactly cute but have you seen mine? I skipped my fucking androgen blockers for 1 day to hike the everglades and my fucking degenerate man beard comes back. You'll be okay.

>>7845933
who even are you and whats your obsessiom with throat fucking?

>>7845898
Hair loss, dysphoria and living in deep poverty. It's a pretty wonderful blend of hell.

>>7845935
No you wouldn't lol
>>7845930
I've heard that one before
>>7845927
My extra 12 inches went somewhere else. Darn though

>>7845938
honestly you kinda look like an alternate timeline quid where she didnt get addicted to meth

>>7845940
sorry I need to seek sunlight I guess

>>7845934
>diamond jaw
Oh Drake, I just love how you sperg out.
It's adorable
And I didn't drop your reply

>>7845940
this made me realise I want someone to fuck my throat

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>tfw missed emi going to sleep

>>7845945
i think you got me confused for someone else.

>>7845938
If I passed I wouldn't get called a freak at school

>>7845949
that seems to be what has occurred

>>7845950
How badly were you bullied?

>>7845946
you genuinely have the manliest jaw on /mtfg/

also did you not?
mightve been too lazy to reply

i told you that i talked with an anon for 10 minutes on immigration and when i made a rebuttal they stopped replying

so that was probably your 'extensive conversation'

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>>7845873
What are you talking about? of course your Mushroom/DMT/LSD trips are real. They're real, to you.
Don't end up damning yourself testing the spiritual, god doesn't like it.

>>7845874
Ohhhh, ohhhhhhhh I got you.
Yeah you need to find one

>>7845947
It is a lot of fun, but its not ladylike to talk about such things.

>>7845954
Eh, only a bit usually

>>7845931

well ok

>>7845934

>tfw 200 hours on genji
u should try sombra desu

>>7845935

I'M SORRY BUT SHE IS HELLA SHORT SHE'S LIKE A BEAUTIFUL GARDEN GNOME

>>7845942

are you HRT yet? :c that can help with the hair stuff and dysphoria for sure. if you're not yet, then it's something to look forward to at least!

>>7845943

LMAO STOP

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>>7845903
What the fuck are you even saying? I'm saying your problem is that you're a coward.
You go back and forth and pretend to be a boy online for attention and post absurd cropped and angled photos of parts of your body because despite being in your mid 30s you're desperate for approval and validation from trans girls more than 10 years younger than you.
Your voice sounds like shit, even with surgery, because you're unwilling to commit to the hard work necessary to actually transition and can't seem to fathom the idea of actually coming out to those around you.
Now your gf has (finally) left you, I assume because of what an insecure mess you have to be in real life. Believe me when I say you could easily do better, but that's not really the point because you've made it clear that you were too afraid to try.

It's time for a dose of reality Faye. Do you want to live your life or not? Pick yourself up, dust yourself off and stop playing up this meltdown for attention, you're better than this. You were in the goddamn army, did they not teach you some fucking discipline?

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please stop upsetting the autistic goat

if you try to argue with her instead of feeding her hay these things happen

>>7845965

pls stop the fighting
i can't take the fighting

>>7845951
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>>7845950
I was talking to a girl who is 24 transitioned at 12 named ash last night. She said she was bullied out of school.
Really sad people are awful and look for reasons to witch hunt each other, even going so far as to fabricate problems where they don't exist. I'm sorry for what you're going through, but people at school are probably warping it into something worse than it is. Speaking of witch hunting bullies...


>>7845944
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>>7845956
Lol
So manly it is
Just proves how fucking stupid you are by your way of grasping straws.

Doh shit, last time I was here was when CNT was posting. This is getting bretty good though, I might just have to stick around.

>>7845969
jesus that chin is like a bread knife
and your lips are pushed obscenely forward like a niggers

those 20 surgeons you went to for each surgery turned you into frankenstein didnt they

>>7845959

Would I need one though? I only have a natural paranoia and depression right now.

>>7845962
i wont play sombra bc i think her run is stupid. also like what do you even do with her? can i spectate a game of urs or something

>>7845972
>tfw cnt was the hero mtfg needed, but not the one they deserved

Why does drakeposter never bully me I feel like I'm less trans

>>7845966
/mtfg/ runs on drama
and you in particular love it

>>7845962
lmao
youve played waaay longer than me
but i have 100 hours on genji compared to like 20 on tracer as my second

he's so fun
i tried sombra but the damage and ult wasnt impactful enough for me

also no funny voice lines to spam like tracer or genji

>>7845972
Stay until the season finale of /mtfg/

stop making fun of my height :( i cried to my 3rd grade teacher bc ill never be good at basketball

>>7845979
same :c

>>7845979
i literally only bully people who attack me first

i try to tell people this all the time but they never believe me

>>7845982
Are you memeing me
I would kill to shrink down a foot reee

>>7845984
I have to self depreciate to fill the void.... It's probably because I'm A UGLY MAN


>>7845987
U gay fag

>>7845982
tiny train

>>7845962
>are you HRT yet?
Yes, I am. It's helping my hair but it's going to be a year or more before it's even usable if at all. HRT hasn't done anything to my dysphoria. All it's done there is give me the emotions to really feel how painful my life actually is.

>>7845980
I 1v1'd a Genji as Mercy once and won. idek how that happened but I bet they were pisssssed.

>>7845981
When am I killed off?

>>7845837
>I assure you, they're all lacy with bows.
commendable taste

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>>7845974
Lol my chin is fine you retard.
Your insults get dumber and dumber as they go on

whos your trip crush

>>7845972

lmao

>>7845977

um basically you hack health packs to get your ult charged faster (which charges really fast tbqh) and hack ppl and shoot them in the head
your ultimate destroys shields and renders a lot of characters completely useless. it's prob the most powerful ult in the game.
it's similar to mercy's rez in that it has the highest possibility of being able to kill an entire team with the use of only one or two ults.
while the enemy team might burn all of their ults before the mercy resurrects, or right after sombra EMP's to recoup the damage and kills.
you have to have REALLY good aim tho and your team has to also be good at following up on your ult or it's useless.

>>7845980

me?? loving drama??? idk what u mean
also idk i get what u mean. she's just hella fun for me ;_; i hate 200 hours on genji and like 120 on tracer, gold tracer guns. wish i woulda got sombra tbqh.

>>7845993

it's still something to look forward to! but i'm sorry all this is happening, being a tranny sucks :( IT WILL GET BETTER THO

>>7845999
You

>>7845999

me, i'm my trip crush. gosh i'm amazing. wow

>>7845999
Avelina :D

>>7845999
Grace

>>7845999
my dog

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Guys, did Isla kill herself? I havent seen her on anything, her steam says her last login was almost three weeks ago

>>7845994
I would also like to know when I get killed off I'm getting real sick of waiting

>>7845999
drakeposter

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>>7846005
whyyy

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>>7845994
No one currently getting killed off the next couple seasons, thigh that could change
A few surprise twists though
>>7845999
Me and crippling loneliness
>>7846010
Or this

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>>7846009
>I would also like to know when I get killed off I'm getting real sick of waiting

>>7845997
you know that sass also thinks she passes too right
and quid

just saying 'i pass' over and over doesnt get you anywhere

>>7846008
hopefully

>>7846000
you probably just self insert yourself is all edie

every gril plays the character that looks most like them

sombra is dead last in competitive pick isnt she?

>>7846008

i think she's just taking a break tbqh

>>7846008
She said she needed time away from the Internet or something, I'm like 70% sure she's fine

>>7846008
shes not opening my messages.
>>7845988
idk it kinda sucks sometimes
>>7845992
woowoo :(

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>>7846010
>>7846015

you guys are my only crush too honestly

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>>7845993
Ugh I relate to this so much. I started on a low dose of anti depressants, but I often wonder if I need anti psychotics. I was talking to my dad about this. Figuring out I'm trans doesn't fix the problem. I always knew growing up I had a problem, never knew what it was just figured I'd figure it out and solve it. Problem is I'm too old now really to solve it. I can just cope. My entire. Fucking. Life. Is now coaping. How do I live like this idk yet but I'm trying. My advice is not to neglect your hair. Start using products to fix it up best you can and keep it healthy so it doesn't end up like mine.

>>7845999
Smiles because she gives me hope for the future that all is not lost for trans girls (and I was much like her at that age) and Kayla because she's the only Kayla meme got damn it. I also like Lauren and zheanna.

>>7846020
Breaks are good. She was kinda lost in this place as a second reality. I hope she's well.

>>7846013
Because I've been following you specifically in these threads for so long, that I've become slightly dependent on seeing your trip. I throw on some Jimmy Buffet music and enjoy the cute way that you type, for hours on end. I really like your trip and it cheers me up a lot.

>>7846019
I only believe I pass for the most part because:
1. I rarely ever have gotten misgendered
2. I live in an area where lgbt people are hated and attacked but hasn't happened to me yet.

Also good job at changing the subject quickly

anon died last night
she slipped and hit her head on the tub while trying to remove a butt plug

>tfw I'm a psychoanalyst
>tfw treating my 2nd transgender (mtf) client

Tell me about yourselves anons, I'd like to compare, perhaps, though I can't break her confidentiality.

What bothers you? Sexual fantasies? Childhood experiences? Anxieties?

Anything would help really, I'm just passing time and have been thinking of my client.

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What are we supposed to do when the trip elders start fighting each other? What do we do!?!?!?!?!?

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>>7846028
Holy crackers gosh
I don't know what to say
I'm really glad I can make you happy though, that's why I wanted this trip
>Jimmy Buffet
daaaaaaaaaaaaad?

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>>7846019

>you probably just self insert yourself is all edie
drake.......that would imply i'm not actually sombra. i don't think u understand. i am sombra.

>>7846027

ye this place has that effect on some people lol

>>7846030

who told you about that... i didn't die i'm right here

>>7846033

>mfw

>>7846032
>what bothers you
the fact that im not female
also the fact that Maid Dragon is ending soon

>>7846032
Reddit

>>7846033
Rejoice you ain't been here long enough to be involved and get the popcorn.

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>>7846029
probably too disfigured to make fun of

>>7846028
>throw on some Jimmy Buffet

>>7846032
>what bothers you
what everyone is thinking when they stare at me to make sure I'm a boy

tfw you will never waste away in margaritaville with grace

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>>7845975
Oh, I guess you don't. Your friend does, tho.

>>7845995
Dawh, ty, I like frilly pretty things~

>>7846019
You and here are going to be married one day and both of you will be eternally greatful to me.
And you will feed me your firstborn.

>>7846020
Hopefully, I care about her.

>>7846021
Thank god, glad to hear, I was really worried there for a minute.

>>7846025
I just hope she's ok.

>>7846046
Drake, you're running out of steam.
If you're insult me, do it with some effort instead of these silly one-liners.

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>>7846049
NOTHINGS STOPPING YA
WHERES MY SHAKER OF SALT

>>7846053
*going to

I heard there was a fight or something???

>>7845999
;----------;

>>7846050
would prefer her uncle molests her again and she kills herself
in all honesty

>>7846053
GOD youre like a shitty bioware npc

you just say the same thing over and over and over

so boring to have to argue with you since you anon-stalk me
not getting anywhere either

>>7846036
His music makes me feel comfy and you make me feel comfy
Im bad at talking to people but seeing the way that you talk and post makes me really happy inside when work is tough

>>7845999
i'm agp so i don't crush on trips i just wish i were them

>>7846049
Grace cant even legally drink yet.

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Guys I'm pretty sure I unironically support and adore everything Ann Coulter says. What do :l

>>7846053
>Drake poster stop being Drakeposter

It's like telling an autistic green dog not to lay in the sun.

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>>7846033
Throw down, the more the merrier

>>7846039
How do you experience your body. Obviously there's a hell of a lot of shame.

I'm not looking for causes, but, how did other people treat your body before? Any comments you can remember perhaps, PE, gym class?

>>7846048
Other people's gaze must be terrifying. Do you ever enjoy for people to look at you, or you to look at yourself, perhaps?

I'm asking anyone here.

>>7846050
i think she is but im worrying about her too
>>7846055
lol oh you cutie ;)
>>7846058
YEAH BITCH LETS THROW DOWN
>>7846063
youre saying that like its a bad thing ;)

>>7845999
it's me

>>7846059
>you just say the same thing over and over and over
How ironic when you have said the same insults to me over and over.
You have to attack someone's appearance which is pretty petty.
I can attack you for being a virgin, neet and still living with their parents.
Considering you are here a lot, I will also assume that you have no friends.

>>7845922
Hmu bby
>>7846068
Ok yes
Is this the kind of fight where he wrestle and roll around with out any clothes??
Cause I like those fights

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>>7846032
Any experience treating people with substance abuse issues?

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>>7846068
wait is beep rly being a flirt with me???
>>7846063
Yeah but as long as the law doesn't find out its FINE
I'm 21 in august anyway
>>7846060
>His music makes me feel comfy and you make me feel comfy
I just feel really endearing towards it because it's the kind of music my dad listens to all the time so it reminds me of him
>Im bad at talking to people but seeing the way that you talk and post makes me really happy inside when work is tough
Awww <3 im really glad
im sorry that work gets tough sometimes, hang in there buddy!
what do you do for work?

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>>7846065
I would take you downtown Elanna.
I'm talking people's elbow level shit.
The stone cold stunner.
The worm.
Sexual positions. Wait..

>>7846076
A little, in work as a trainee, and from talking with other shrinks.

>>7846045
>tfw I'll never be relevant enough to be stuck in trip drama
Wooo

>>7846078
This girl is cute
I would eat her box
>>7846083
If you wanna have drama just ERP all the time that's how most of the trips get to participate see isla, drake, grace, etc etc etc

>>7846076
I love you elanna

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>>7846027
>I can just cope. My entire. Fucking. Life. Is now coping.
Yes, this is me and It's getting harder and harder to hang on. I used to live stoned 18 hours a day and play video games to hide from the pain but that doesn't work anymore. I need to move forward and I am but it hurts so much.

I do take good care of my hair and I just bought some new shampoo and conditioner I'm excited to use. I need a trim but going to the salon usually ends in tears or panic attacks because I can't handle being around all those pretty cis girls looking like a balding monster :/

I don't think we're too old to fix it, there is just more damage to undo. Try and avoid bad habits and keep moving forward, even if it's only baby steps. *hugg*

Red, pls confirm your discord name if you are on please.

Did that idiot Faye really cut her hair off?

>>7846078
>tfw no fit gf to pin me down and have her way with me

>>7846077
I'm a farmhand essentially. 10 hour days out in the sun, with few breaks. It's pretty tiring, and sort of lonely. Thank you for the kind words though. Seeing you posting something to me is a very wonderful feeling.

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>>7846078
Damn you ain't gonna stand a chance
Let's tussle

>>7846082
Any advice you could dole out to someone trying to get their life on track?

>>7846072
oh look, the same exact thing again
wow so original

how super interesting and unpredictable that this kind of person anon stalks me

>>7846096
course not
youre an idiot for believing what she says lol

>>7846075
yeah and we bite each others lips a little and i grab your hips and pull you back onto me
>>7846077
i get a little loose when i drink. if youre cold you can sit on my lap and we'll watch the party as i kiss the back of your neck
>>7846096
shes being a dumbdumb but i still like her

>>7846066
I never ever participated and never changed and took a detention once because of it. I won the top in school fitness award in 10th or 11th grade because I actually participated in the day they like keep track of things like bar hang, long jump, sprints, endurance run, push ups, sit ups. I was a rock climber and hiked and jogged on my own outside of school so I was in great shape. I also weighed like 110lbs so I was flexible and could jump far from doing parkour. The entire track team, football team jocks got blown the fuck out by the kid no one had ever heard talk. Coach was so butthurt. I skipped the pep rally or rather I skipped school the day of the pep rally to avoid being called up and given a dumb award I didn't want or even anticipate getting. My buddy says they called my name twice and gave up. I skipped the detention from skipping school and dropped out of school instead (really) and fell into crippling depression and got lost in world of War craft that year. I'm still in great shape, but not anywhere close to those years. I did something like 50 pull ups I'm not even kidding and because I was so small a ridiculous amount of situps and push-ups (part of my rock climbing training anyway). I wish I had been a girl and just done 1 pull up and 1 second bar hang not 3 minutes... And I wanted boobs I always remember staring at the girls and being so confused.

Epilog: The kid who thought he was going to win the award (runner football jock) is in prison for 2nd degree murder he robbed a salon for heroin money and stabbed a girl in the neck with a pen. High-school sucked. But at least I'm not in prison.

>>7846100
I'm not one for practical advise, and I don't know your situation at all.

Sorry

>>7846103
Please dont use Grace as your rebound chick since Faye is going bananas.

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>>7846106

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>>7846099
That must be hard work! What do you do out there? What kinda crops or animals do you work with?
And of course, don't worry about it. <3

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>>7846091
I really needed this thank you.

>>7846110
That dogs name is Wallace

>>7846087
ERP always seemed p dumb and silly desu

>>7846111
Grace stop flirting with the chaser.

i succ

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>>7845999
>tfw noones tripcrush

>>7846101
Well do you want me to attack you for your poor political views.

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>>7846116
It's not flirting is it? I just wanted to talk to someone who I cheer up and learn a little about them

>>7846113
Why? Its hot!

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>>7846107
It was worth a shot
Oh well

>>7846106
That sounds like an anime.

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>>7846100
You on the bottom.

>>7845999
cindy

>>7846118
youre like 12 wtf

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>come into the thread to see Elanna spitting venom
Jesus. Elanna are you OK?

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>>7846126

>>7846096
No
>>7846103
Oh wow hot
I like this fighting
In fact in these kinds of fights, I like to be on top
I'd probably hold your arms down while sitting on top of you while I rub my nose on urs and then kiss on you on the lips
>>7846113
It is usually tbhh

>>7846120
You know what it is.

>>7846129
This is my favorite elanna
She's breathing fire and dragons are the most cool most beautiful creatures

>>7846132
>complains about the ERP
>Does it anyway

>>7846123
Kandi Chan the Peace Cyborg of Peace is my anime. Oversized round goggles covering her forehead and cheeks with forward facing TV screens to emote with, pig tails made of synthetic hair that changes colors mood dependent, and a goofy smile. She picks up plastic trash and puts into her nanobot bag to be converted into polysacoride sugars that are in turn made into candies. Don't eat the black ones, they're cyanide.

There was a story from my freshman year of college where I got legit investigated by school and cops for a bomb threat I didn't do. Shit was terrifying. Story another night. Shit was anime.

>>7846111
I work with goats mainly, and sometimes the chickens or pigs. I'm mainly in charge of breeding the goats, and delivering the kids, along with selecting which offspring we keep and sell. Just 2 days ago, we got one of the smallest kods Ive ever seen. Mom neglected the poor thing, didn't let him feed or come in for warmth at all. Poor guy is inside, on top of an electric blanket and being drip fed milk for any chance of survival. Crop-wise I mainly take the cornfields, when that's in season. Otherwise it's farm animals and fixing whats broke.

>>7846100
>Any advice you could dole out to someone trying to get their life on track?

this probably wont help you but honestly, amphetamines helped me be able to work towards the job I have now tremendously

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>>7846134
I like this dragon

>>7846135
she complains about lying too
most hypocritical person in the thread i think

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>>7846140
I saw a dragon today.

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>>7846129
I'm coming off a bender and I'm not exactly in a great mood

>>7846139
Great advice, I'll just start taking speed again

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>>7846139
>getting your life on track using meth

hi any cis girls want to erp with me
my gf doesn't have to know uwu

>>7846140
can bearded dragons be green?
or is it just the tint

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>>7846133
I'm serious! Can't I be curious about anons?
>>7846138
Woah, that's pretty interesting. I'm glad you guys are taking care of the little baby goat, poor thing. That sounds like real hard work though, is it rewarding for you?

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>>7846134
It's interesting, honestly.
>>7846144
I see. Anything I can help with? I'm bad at life but good at advice.

>>7846144
like I said it may not help you, it helped me because it allowed me to study and work for huge chunks of time and just bypass my depression

>>7846145
>thinking every amphetamine is meth

I wasnt smoking meth you dingus I took small nootropic doses of dextroamphetamine and vyvanse/adderall

>>7846143
What is that?
>>7846147
Is a water dragon
Kind of wanna buy it

>>7846147
That's not a bearded dragon.

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BotW looks pretty fuckin dope.

>>7846132
*feels ur bulge* owo whats this

Drugs are bad

>>7846148
It's alright I guess. It pays for my things, and that's all I need. I should get going though, it's late, and I need to sleep and don't want to say anything stupid anyway. Thanks for posting and cherring me up Grace. You're really nice.

Why is everyone here a tripfag? Is the other general the one for me?

(confused newfag tranny)

>>7846157
i mean
if you really wanna spend that much money on a kid's console with paid online and a kid's game with a dlc hard mode

wouldnt see why though

>>7846156
oh

>>7846160
theyre really good if you dont go overboard

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>>7846154
juni hi <3

>>7846160
ambi hi <3

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>>7846149
Not likely, I appreciate the offer though

>>7846152
Yeaah I think that it's probably the last thing I need in my life given I have a history of amphetamine abuse. I'm glad it helped you though

>>7846164
Other general is a bunch of people that are POd about drama, and its slow as heck. Just use the name option, and make a trip if you really find it necessary.

>>7846160
that's an incredibly silly blanket statement that is wrong in a shit ton of scenarios, there's a reason why pharmacies exist

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>>7846154
some type of lizard in the everglades it was the size of my thumb I got real close. Also saw this dragon.

>>7846164
because when you're a tripfag you can form identities
it's comfy AF
if you've got a terrifying fear of people developing relationships with you, then you should go to /transgirlgeneral/

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>>7846160

>>7846167
Yeah I was just memeing
As long as it's not hard shit or you're being responsible with it it's all good
>>7846169
Hi Star^^

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>>7846096
Yes

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>>7846167
I'm getting a bearded dragon soon but I'm not sure what to name it. Any ideas?
>>7846170
Alright. If you need anything, you know where to find me.
How's your bf(gf(male))

>>7846167
All consoles are for kids. Doesnt make BotW look any less DOPE.

>>7846176
Ok, thanks. I'll think about it.

>>7846184
Consoles are nice

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>>7846170
>Yeaah I think that it's probably the last thing I need in my life given I have a history of amphetamine abuse. I'm glad it helped you though

Yeah. I would stay away, doesn't sound like it would be a constructive thing for you.

Have you tried practicing mindfulness meditation or cognitive behavioral therapy?

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>>7846179
hru bb?