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Cis Lesbian General (/clg/): Film Edition

Oscars just happened right? Let's discuss lesbians on the big screen.

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>A lot of girls met their gfs through the internet, 4chan even.
>D&D
>Bunny wearing a backpack!!
>The taste of straight girl pee?
>/Depression General/ but we're stronger together, and we're in it together lass
>Pancake is a sloot
>did I fucking asked you, bitches?
>If she uses emojis - she wants to fuck
>Ain't got time for no bishit ho
>/OUR GAL/ makes a reappearance. She's close to scoring and it's cute.
>tfw I will never die honorably while defending her from cops
>Tea snobs
>Messy room but at least she got her nails done

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First for anorexic girls.
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>moonlight won best picture at the academy awards
YES!!
>>7829123
i need my anorexica back
i'm getting too fat ;--;
>>7829116
>>A lot of girls met their gfs through the internet, 4chan even.
why can't i meet a gf on 4chan, fuck
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>>7829116
>>/OUR GAL/ makes a reappearance. She's close to scoring and it's cute.
link?
i missed it (again)
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>>7829152
I think she wants to go by 'coffee anon'
>>7824079
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>>7824079
>>7829166
I"M SO JEALOUS, FUCK
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>>7829116
My fucked up grammar is in the news, yay.
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>>7829133
>why can't i meet a gf on 4chan, fuck
Because you're getting too fat. Slim down, fatty.
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>>7829392
>implying i'm that fat
it's not good, but its not bad....not yet anyway
>>7829403
i need this too!
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TFWのGF
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>>7829392
im literally 213 pounds and 5 feet tall i dont think shes a fatty
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>>7829493
>213 pounds and 5 feet tall
I can fix you, anon.
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I am in love and I couldn't sleep yesterday. Someone suggested I text her I wanna eat her out. I need coffee.
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>>7829123
>slowly slipping back into anorexia
pls I dont want this encouragement
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>>7829509
Are you me? It took me two hours to fall asleep last night because whenever I'm not busy thinking about other things, my mind defaults to thinking about her.
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>>7829493
I'm 5'11 and 155 lbs
I'm fat but not obese. Goal is to get back to 130 like when I was a teenager
>>7829509
That's cute
I'm happy for you anon
>>7829511
THIN IS IN
THIN IS GOOD
THIN IS WIN
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>>7829559
>I'm 5'11 and 155 lbs
>I'm fat but not obese. Goal is to get back to 130 like when I was a teenager
5'7" here, 140. Started at 155, trying to get back to 125-130 before summer. We're gonna make it, anon.
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I didn't take the "don't date bisluts!" warning and got cucked
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>>7829568
As a biscum, I'd like to apologize to you on behalf of biscum everywhere
Not all of us are trash like that
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>>7829572
Get out, bislut!
Reeeeeeeee
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>>7829568
Gold stars ONLY my friend.
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>>7829574
No
I've been here forever and the rest of us bigirls will continue to be here posting en stealthe under your nose :)
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>>7829576
At least you know no girl irl will love you.
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>>7829563
>>7829559
>tfw 125 lbs at 5'7 and still think I'm fat
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>>7829572
It's OK. I know you all are not like that. There were warning signs that might happen but I ignored them because she was so sexy
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>>7829582
Anon, please. 125 is on the lower end of what can be considered healthy.
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>>7829587
Don't forgive. Don't forget. It will happen again - that's the way things are with abusers (aka Bishits). Avoid them at all costs. Do not date.
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>>7829591
(for 5'7" that is)
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Anorexia is disgusting.
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>>7829615
t. fatass
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>>7829615
Agreed. Thicc is the new sexy
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>>7829594
>>7829591
yea, that's what I keep telling myself.
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Why can't burgers just use kilograms like normal people?

Also, this
>>7829615

and this
>>7829620
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>>7829616
Fatasses are also disgusting, not nearly as bad as skeletons.
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>>7829623
I'm Canadian and use pounds because the school systems hadn't entirely switched to metric when I was little. I'm a victim, anon. Teach me the proper way.
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>>7829628
I would rather bang a skelly than a landwhale.
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>>7829623
>use metric
Sound like a faggot
>use imperial
Sound like a retard

There's no winning. But at least I'm surrounded in the American bubble. No one gives a shit what happens outside the states.
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>tfw no bork gf
why live?
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>>7829133
>moonlight
So the black gays win but Carol, which had white lesbians was completely snubbed. I swear if something with black people doesn't win best at the awards people scream racism.
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>>7829675
>Hetshit
>can't even articulate her words
People have the most basic taste.
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>>7829677
idk
>oscars so white
taught me they're just begging for it to justify their own racism
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>>7828104
On mobile so I'm hoping that links correctly. It's been 5 hours and I finished it. Why must you link these things? I can't help but read it and now I've done nothing I was supposed to during the day hahah
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>>7829710
It's mostly white people mad at white people for being white. I see this as a yellowtail. But things like being upset beyonce didn't win because racism makes my eye roll into my brain.
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bislut here
how many of you are like, consistently looking for a 100% mono relationship?
i alternate between slutty-ish and wanting to devote my life to someone
i'd never cuck a lover in a non-open relationship though
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>>7829794
to be honest, I doubt I'd be able to trust you
sure we could fug, but I doubt it'll go much farther than letting you crash on my couch
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>be me
>18, high school senior
>have huge crush on an english teacher I had as a freshman
>i visit her during lunch breaks and we talk about literature
>she'll probably never see me like that

What do I do lesgen?
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>>7829794
If I'm looking, it's only for mono. I'm not poly, and I'm not after quick fixes. If I want to get off, I masturbate. I want a relationship for the love and support.
I also wouldn't be able to trust someone who was admittedly poly. It wouldn't even be a "she's going to cheat on me" thing, it'd be "I'm going to get invested and she'll get bored or want more and leave me heartbroken"
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>>7829812
pine in agony until you graduate
because she can get fired
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>>7829805
i'm not like, asking personally, i think i probably have a relationship outlined
i'm just wondering how dedicated you girls are on average
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>>7829817
>poly
>wondering about dedication
laffin
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>>7829830
i'm not poly, i just switch between feeling slutty and wanting a dedicated relationship :(
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>clg
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>>7829628
Do not defend impossible causes. Both choices are unhealthy, and certainly blobs are not less nauseating than humans with protruding ribs and sunken stomachs.
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>>7829812
>Had hot English teacher in Highschool
>9 year age gap between us
>She was a pretty open person, liked to joke around with her students, be on their level instead of acting like a superior, etc.
>Even invited me to ice cream once and drove me to the place in her car
>tfw it's been two years since I graduated and we would be legal now
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What's the Parisian lesbian scene like, lesgen? I'm going to study there for the fall and want to make the most of my time there. What are the go-to spots to meet qts?
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I'm looking at pictures from the academy awards and FUCK IM SO GAY
I really want Amy Adams to be my sugar mommy, she's hot as fuck

How do I get an older girlfriend? I'm 25, but idk how to meet [attrative] middle aged lesbians

>>7829794
I want monogamous love and relationships, I have 0 interest in open relationships or polyamory
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>tfw skelly
>tfw just got off to a woman I saw on My 600 Pound Life

Just...
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>tfw not being fingered by Nicole Kidman
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>>7830214
She's [one of ] my mommyfu[s]
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>>7830166
Marais is gay, and so is Beauborg. There are a lot LGBT places around, and many are focused on women as well; Le 3W Kafé or Les Taulières, for example. If you want to score an older woman, check out Le So What, or Chez Marie if you're a cheapskate that still wants to get drunk.
Then there are a couple of gay shopping options around, and for culture, there's Les Mots à la Bouche for gay literature, and Le Cinéma des Cinéastes for gay movies.
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>>7830214
Wtf is up with those alien fingers?
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>>7830231
Hopefully fidning my g-spot sometime soon.
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>>7830231
She just hasn't seen that tutorial from iva189 how to applaud.
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Where can I find girls like this? I live in a hick town, so I feel like I'm shit outta luck

t. soft butch who has a thing for butches
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>>7829992
My actual crush is a very shy qt 10 years older than me that has never found true love but still sees the beauty of life. I do not know what to do, I'm in a quandary.
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>>7830431
My actual crush turned Christmas cake last year. She's obviously super qt and we even held hands a couple of times.
You should show your crush where to find true love, Anon.
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>get a haircut
>"anon you look like a 15yo boy again!"
Ty mom.
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>>7830460
>Want to cut my hair like I had it a few years ago
>Dated a grill who has the same haircut and is part of my circle of friends

Homo struggles.
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>>7830446
The problem is that she is surrounded by overprotective friends and is generally disappointed with relationships, I am afraid to freak her out. She also lives in a different state, but when I think about her I lit up like a moth********* Christmas tree.

She's almost 36. I don't know how she feels about the age gap.
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>>7830483
You could take it slow, see if she also shows interest, and go from there. There's only one way to find out if she would mind the age gap.
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>>7830487
>take it slow

Yeah, because taking it slow really turns women on.

Anon, just pin her up against the wall and kiss her on the cheek. She'll get turned on if she's into you at all, and won't feel conflicted about it being sexual assault.
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Dungeons and Dragons anon here!
yay I made the news!
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>>7830483
>moth*********
The fuck is this?
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>>7830654
so I'm reading these books for no reason then?
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>>7829629
Don't fucking give them the time of day when they regularly use 'stone' as a fucking legitimate weight.
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some jams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tAoSEYA-n0
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>>7830301
Just in case
https://youtu.be/806mggWJRsw
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>>7830460
What kind of haircut did you get? (undercut, pixiecut, buzzcut, ect) short hair is qt
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>tfw butch
>tfw your name is Ashlee
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>>7830827
I'm butch too and my name is feminine as well, so don't worry about it anon, it's cute
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Can anyone here eat themselves out? A girl I went to high school with could but she was straight.
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>>7830827
you know who else is named ashlee
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>>7830827

Call yourself Lee then
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>>7830827
Not necessarily bad. Ashley in Mass Effect was a racist babe, even if she was not completely butch, she wasn't the striking feminine icon they tried to make her in ME3 either.
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>>7830872

Didn't they try to retcon her as a transgendered mtf?
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>>7830827
Ashlee was the name of the girl I first had a crush on when I was ten years old.

Try having Danielle and being femme. Parents call me Dan, or Danny or Dano. Being named after my dad because all he had was daughters didn't help. In french class teacher would call me Daniel and that pretty much fucked me over on first day in high school. What a bitch... or she was a thick accented Danish woman teaching French, not sure.
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>>7830919
>In french class teacher would call me Daniel
What's the difference? Daniel and Danielle sound the same.
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>>7830827
My name is sorta similar to the (shortened) name of Austrianon's sister.
Won't even matter if she ends up moaning her name instead.
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>>7830940

Didn't pronounce the le at the end. it was a pretty abrupt daniel. of course I was also a pretty defensive 13 year old at the time.
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>>7830995
No I mean in French you say both literally the same way.
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>>7831027
I know, She wasn't the best sort of French teacher. She only used the language when she had to instruct on the spot. French isn't high priority in western canada
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>>7830882
No, that was just fan speculation. The worst thing about Bioware games are the diehard fans that haven't got anything else to talk about.
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>>7830882
Pfftt. Sjws.
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>>7831010
>yaoi fujo
>otome whales
nosankyu
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>>7830872
You mean people didn't kill her in ME1?
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>>7831010
She's the superhero that the internet needs, but not the one we deserve.
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>CURRENT YEAR
>still not raped by female teacher
This life is pointless.
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>>7831092

Yeah, I follow chain of command. A lieutenant has more worth then a foot soldier.

>tfw only play male default shepard to romance my Talifu.

Dammit Bioware if you could suddenly introduce Kaidan as Bishit, why not Tali
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>>7830951
>tfw you realize that Austrianon's sister's name is actually prounounced ¥, because German and stuff.
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>>7831110
Usually Jen is pronounced the same way in German than it is in English.
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>>7831092
No actually, I didn't initially. Not really because I liked her overly, but she was at least mildly more entertaining than Kaidan.

Quite different in ME3 where she's just suspect, and a bitch. Kaidan gets some personality.
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>tfw you've been masturbating to scat doujins
New low confirmed.
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>>7831279
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>>7831105
Do your part! She has to consider you an easy girl! Fawn over her, make dreamy eyes, experience bursts of shyness, dress like the pure image of innocence. The works.
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>shitpost on /a/ saying that sei got married in the light novel and everyone believes me
Wow.
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>>7831279
I'm sorry
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>>7831279
This is cis lesgen. Go away.
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>>7831279
Weebshit truly are degenerate scum. No gf for you!
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>>7831279
Wow sis, that's pretty degenerate.

>>7831355
/a/ is full of chumps, it's pathetically easy to fleece them.
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>>7831355
>>shitpost on /a/
For what purpose.
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>>7831500
to fit in, obviously
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>>7829116
>tfw spend the weekend in a bigger city because it was my birthday
>go to a gay bar
>some girls by the bathroom tell me I'm super sexy
>tfw I'm so used to going to straight bars that I tell them thanks and walk away before I realized it wasn't a normal compliment
>can't find them again
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>>7831691
>you hurt their feelings and they went to fug without you
ya blew it
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>>7831691
You missed your chance to get some drunk girl's sloppy oral.
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>>7831702
Next time, I'll do better. ;;
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I'm calling the police on every anime poster in this thread. You've been warned!
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>>7831753
not me tho right
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>>7831753

I'll make you wet with just one gif
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You're scaring away the real girls with cute stories/content you repulsive weeb.
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>>7831753
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>>7830919
>>Try having Danielle and being femme.
My names also Danielle, but my friends call me Dani for short. I'm pretty feminine and I don't see a problem with it.
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>>7831875

The problem isn't the name in itself. It's the inclination people around me have to call me Dan jr and shit. Outside of family dealing it's all good.
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>>7831909
What's with people naming their kids after themselves.
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>>7831909
Ah, I see. Yeah, that would get really annoying fast.
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Real girl™ here

>>7831796
No, she isn't.

>>7831279
I've just pooped, anon.
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>>7831927
They're assholes who want to continue their shitty legacy.
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>>7831927
Because Daddy never got a son and as I was the last one one mom was willing to birth after three other girls, I was determined to be the one to carry his name on.

So I got to be the one who was called Dan, Danny, Dano, etc for him. Cute when I was a tomboy, not so much when I got older and having a brain that screamed "I want to fuck pussy" only deepened that complex over my name even further lol.
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>>7831940
>I've just pooped, anon.
more details pls.
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>>7831947

This is not a very nice thing to say. My eldest sister was named after my mom's mom, dad was cool with that. Second sister was just a random selection. I came along, mom felt bad and I got the name. It's a nice name, but the pet names are jarring
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>>7831796
>real girls
>cute stories/content
I'll never understand people who come here seeking either of these things.
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>>7832026

third sister got a random name too* Middle children are forgettable.
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>>7831973
Are you female Danny Sexbang?
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>>7830487
Well...Just a few minutes ago she complimented the way I speak and write. She told me that I am one of those people to be wary of, because I am able to make others fall in love with me without touching them.

I just...
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>>7832086

If I get the youtube whore money, sure.
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>>7831973
Uh don't you already take his last name? Western style of naming after people seems so empty to me. Asians are typically given names to have a specific meaning.

>>7831940
Girls don't poop.
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>>7832116

A first name is just sort of a special honour bestowed from father to son more often then not. His dad gave him his name, Grandpa got his name from his dad. etc.

It's silly, no doubt but it is a family tradition. If and when I settle down and have a kid, I wouldn't mind giving my name on to the next generation.

I just would be careful about how I went about nicknaming the hypothetical Daniel(le)
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>>7832135
Eh. If you like that thing. Some people like being named after other people. I'm happy my father chose a name with special meaning to him instead of rehashing someone I don't know. I'd follow that tradition and when my kid asked me why they were named something I'd have a story to tell them why they're special.
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>>7832152

It also plays with immortality. There will always be a Daniel(le) _________ over the centuries. I kind of like that thought even if I'm going to hook my consciousness into an AI one day. hahaha
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>>7832168
you'll be like the avatar
but for real
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>>7832168
Sorry but that won't happen in your lifetime.
Even if you're 12.
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>>7832194

Then I'll Vanilla Sky it dammit!
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>>7832168
OK then crazy. White people have such a limited range of names. It's unfortunate that family names are considered a male thing. My name is written somewhere in our family line. But even if I stuck to our naming scheme they wouldn't recognize my kids as legitimate. Meh. I decided I'd give them the name anyway.
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>>7830919
>>7831909
Try different variations. If it's family who are the problem, a bigger change than just Dani can stop the Dan Jr stuff. Try Elle/Elly or Nelly, or a middle name.
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>>7832201

oh... you're one of those... things.
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>>7832208
A woman directly descended from ancient royalty? Yes.
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>>7830827
>tfw my name is Amanda
>tfw I keep feeling like it's a little girls name/for the "old" me and get instantly turned off when anybody says it to me during lewd encounters
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>>7832220
>for the "old" me
???
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>>7832216

Self hating Caucasian or overcompensating colored girl?
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>>7832237
It just reminds me of my cringeworthy, teenage, weeaboo self.
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>>7832220
Ugh. My apologies but that name has always turned me off.
UH MAN DUH
Like man is right there kek
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>>7832220

You share a name with Amanda Tapping. That's nothing to look down on. hnng
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>>7832220
>Amanda
Try Amy.
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>>7832220

Mandy?
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>>7832241
Well I'm not white or black. I'm Asian. We are given special names to signal the main family that we're part of the line. My grandfather had his generation, my father had his, I had mine, and my future kids will be left out but I'll give them the name anyway.
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>>7832220
bet you got alot of these when you were younger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5A18AbZJ0Vg
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>>7832271

Alright, but if you think that white folks have a limited name range, you would be mistaken. In America yeah I guess, they choose the simplest names but traditional European names are varied. I have been tempted to use my middle name Constanze for instance in lieu of Danielle.
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>>7832303
Sure and just the naming scheme in general. They reach into their family to name their kid after their aunt or their brother. And then you look at the name itself and it's just one of the 50 variations of another name. Like Danielle is just a feminine form of Daniel. Charlotte is just the feminine form of Charles etc.
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>>7832320
I like that, it means you can be named after anyway, even if they're a guy and you're a girl.
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>>7832261
Ew no.
>>7832297
Please don't remind me.
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That's fair enough observation, sorry if I come off as defensive. I'm just not a fan of having to defend or argue against something because "lol, that's so white"
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>>7832342
But that's where we differ. I don't want to be named after something. I want my own name that is unique to me. Not to say no one shares my name but I was named to have a purpose not just "here Uh my grandpa had this name. You'll just be the 50 millionth person to have it today."
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>>7832343
many a night was sweat away by me imagining what penelope might do if she ever caught amanda
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>>7832220
>scissor me timbers, amanda
works well desu
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>>7832365
You are mistaken in thinking being named after someone means there is no purpose or uniqueness there.
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>>7832456
>scissor me timbers
the absolute madwoman
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>>7832456
fuck you I giggled. you made me giggle in class damn it.
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>>7832458
I can't conceive how it would be special besides perhaps the individual regards it as such. Maybe that's all that's needed. But I imagine my kid asking me why they were named something and saying "because your aunt has that name" would feel like I didn't think hard enough to impart what I wanted for them in this world. My dad named me with the vision id be wise, that i would be eternal. And i carry that hope everytime i write or speak my name. But if you're happy that's you and its all that matters. Just trying to give my vantage point.
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>Not choosing your own name.
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>>7832517
>tranner detected
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>>7832493

European names have meanings as well, and honestly as someone who doesn't believe in God, I would rather take a name from my Dad as meaning over "God will be my Judge." for the sake of Daniel(le)

For me, it feels more intimate to have such a long standing connection to people centuries past..
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>>7832493
d/a, but are you trying to imply that it's not common for Asian families to re-purpose a name from an older generation or overuse certain names? You can brag about your family naming scheme all you want, but don't try to make passing down a name a white thing, and don't try to pretend that all Asians have super special snowflake names compared to white people.
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>>7832570
haven't you watched the animes? all asians are cool and have magical powers, and sometimes they don't even have magical powers, they're just -that- strong
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>>7832540
And that's good. As long as you are happy with it. I'm often mocked by my white family for the name I have.

>>7832570
Well you can take it as bragging. I am proud of this idea I was given. Asians aren't all the same. But eastern languages typically name their kids with specific meanings in mind. It's more a western thing, with their monarchies to hand down names like a sort of heirloom. Different strokes for different folks, calm your clam - whitey
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do any of you have any experience with aesthetic attraction? it's kind of messing up my confidence that I'm gay and not bi. I've gotten small admiration crushes on good looking, nice guys but they are nothing compared to my girl crushes where I obsess over them.
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>>7832590
If it's not sexual - like would you have sex with them? I can admire a sunset and not want to fuck it. I can think a kid is cute and not want to fuck it. Same deal. I can see good characteristics in men and women and tell who is good looking. But I exclusively feel excited by vagina. I am however, extremely disgusted by gay men kissing.
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>>7832601
closeted hetshit confirmed.
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>>7832590

...only for him.
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>>7832611
Because I'm grossed out by the male body?
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>>7832601
>I am however, extremely disgusted by gay men kissing.
What about a hetero couple kissing?
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>>7832619
Same thing. But to a lesser degree I suppose. Because if I do glimpse it my eyes dart over to the woman and kinda ignore the dude I guess.
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>tfw no qt wolf gf
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>>7832628
You can admire good characteristics in a man, but seeing him be intimate with someone else, man or woman, is repulsive? How?
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>>7832635
That wolf needs some meat
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>>7832638
Maybe I subliminally see kissing between adults as sexual so when you see him in a sexual scenario it becomes repulsive. I am indifferent to their existence overall. But as soon as they are meant to be seen in a sexual sense I wrinkle my nose.
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>>7832640
Shit taste, senpai. Thin girls are kawaii.
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>>7832635
>>7832664
Stop posting these whoresluts here.
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>>7832664
>Thin girls are kawaii.
Posts a thicc girl
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>>7832652
What if it's kissing on the cheek or sensual but on a plain part of the body like arm or shoulder?
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>>7832664
They are, but in >>7832635 she looks famished.
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>>7832580
>they're just -that- strong
Or they worked -that- hard.

>>7832582
You were talking shit, you can at least own it.
>eastern languages typically name their kids with specific meanings in mind
Nigh impossible to avoid when you're using ideograms but also fairly meaningless when you end up with something utterly boring and common like 'pretty', 'healthy' or 'peaceful'. It's not like a whole lot more thought went into a name like that than one selected out of a previous generation, and it's not like you aren't going to have a bunch of other kids with that name in your school.
Its perfectly common to re-use a particular character within a family line, is that really so different? And even if Chinese generally don't, there are definitely Asian cultures in which it's relatively popular to re-use a grandparent's first name. It's not strictly a "western thing".
I don't know why you assumed I'm white, but maybe you need to stop overexoticising your own heritage.
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>>7832685
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>>7832727
Then what Asian are you? I'm not claiming Asians do names better. I'm claiming that it's less common to reuse family names. And I was giving my own background mainly to explain why I wouldn't reuse a name with my own kid. I don't care if you want to name yourself something, tranner. I don't care if you want to name your child after your cat. I was just giving some context to my own experience and I wasn't asserting that all Asians are the same (Vietnamese and south Asians are complete nignogs). Why you're mad about someone holding different views on a rather unexceptional topic is troubling. Please seek help.
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>>7832685
Someone said T H I C C?
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>>7832782
I don't like it when people talk authoritatively about something they clearly have limited knowledge of. You sound like a white person who married into an Asian family, and are suddenly an Asian Expert™ based on their experience with that one family.
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>>7832838
Well you misread what I was attempting to convey. I can't bear to look at you right now. Do not speak to me for the rest of the day.

>>7832707
Dafuq. I'm not in places where pda is taking place. I generally dislike pda (Except for fit lesbians, fat lesbians no) so I suspect I'd still cringe.
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>>7832201
>White people have such a limited range of names.

Of course, you have studied white American and European naming traditions. Sometimes I forget kekchan is full of geniuses.
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Who /Internet Girlfriend/ here? How do you cope with not getting to touch her? What stuff do you and your girlfriend do together?
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>>7832981
>/Internet Girlfriend/
what, like long distance or waifu
they're almost the same thing
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>>7832993
Long distance girlfriend you've never met in person
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>>7832365
>Asian
> I want my own name that is unique to me.
>tfw only 1300.2 million girls are named like you
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>>7832972
Look up your name. Every name comes from another name which comes from the Bible or a saint/surname. Bill comes from William. Isabelle comes from Elizabeth which comes from Elisabet which comes from Elisheva which comes from the bible. You walk into a classroom and three guys are named Ryan and four girls are named Jessica. American/English names rarely depart from the suggested list. Unless you're an immigrant or from the ghetto.

>>7832995
I already said it's not about how common the name is. More about what the meaning is. And yeah I looked it up there are maybe 50 other girls with my name worldwide.
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>>7832981
That's what webcams where invented for.
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>>7832981
>How do you cope with not getting to touch her?
You don't

>What stuff do you and your girlfriend do together?
Masturbate
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>>7832994
you video chat?
>you ask her for nudes yet?

I'm asking if you're for sure she's real
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>>7832517
I actually have a white weeb friend who legally changed her name to a Japanese one.
And she uses the corresponding kanji whenever she has to write her name in Japanese.
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>>7829677
>Carol, which had white lesbians was completely snubbed.

Yeah, movies with lesbians have been snubbed so much at major film festivals these past few years *eyeroll* #fuckcannes.

What's insulting is when the lesbian movie barely has to be good or have an original plot to get that kind of recognition -- it just has to have gratuitous sex. At least Moonlight is good on its own merits. Then you have the blatant political statements, obvious Oscar baiting, and of course any and every film ever made about the Holocaust (*cough* The Pianist *cough* wtf?!),

And all this comes at the expense of recognizing really fucking good films, or breaking stereotypes of a genre. For lesbian films, Hu Die in particular imho (and Lost and Delirious but that's not gonna win awards for anything else). For the Holocaust, at least everyone knows Life Is Beautiful already, but God On Trial has been completely forgotten, for example -- even though it's not a particularly great film on all merits, it tells a better and more provocative story than most. /rant
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>>7833034
Not enough

>>7833039
>Masturbate
Together while you webcam?

>>7833044
>you video chat?
Yes
>you ask her for nudes yet?
Yup
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>>7833048
My first instinct is to cringe but if she lives in Japan and had a name incompatible with Japanese phonetics, switching to a Japanese name could actually help avoid a lot of name-mangling. If she doesn't live in Japan then she's definitely taking her weebery too far.
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>>7833051
Lesbians should be recognized for their beauty, their superiorexistance. No negro fags. Who the fuck wants to see a movie about black gays? Blue is the warmest color had subtle beauty to it despite the ridiculous sex scenes. Not award worthy. I'm angry Carol didn't get anything for the amount of praise it received - for the work that took some 15 years to produce.
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>>7833067
Well if that's not enough I really don't know what to tell you except to visit her.
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>>7833099
Of course she doesn't live in Japan. Or has ever been there.
The katakana equivalent of her birth name is also pretty close in sound to what it would actually sound like in her native tongue.
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>>7829812
>>7829992

After you graduate(d), email her an essay you wrote recently doing a critical analysis of an author you read in her class after reading another book by that author, or after reading some academic piece on philosophy or literary criticism or something. I did this shortly after graduation, though not because I had a crush on the teacher (god no), but rather because I thought if he recommended Ayn Rand for extra credit summer reading because he liked her philosophy (as opposed to because she has political relevance in the US, which I would agree with as a good reason for high schoolers to read The Fountainhead) but hadn't read the 1950s NYT review, I also wanted to articulate in full why I personally thought she was a sociopath, and my theory that she was on the autistic spectrum, such that maybe he could offer that to future students as part of my legacy at that school.

Anyway, you don't have to be quite that provocative -- the point is that writing a short essay saying "I read this, then thought of this idea based on what we studied in your class and so wrote this short essay and wanted to send it to you," is a great way to get a correspondence started on an equipollent basis.
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>>7833154
>and my theory that she was on the autistic spectrum,
I'm interesting, can you elaborate on this? What was his response?
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tfw virgin and never been on a date so the closest you've ever been with a girl are make out dreams ;-;
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If a lesbian is into bestiality, is she only attracted to female animals or what?
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>>7833257
try being virgin and f*t
destined to die alone
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>>7833148
OK, that's just cringey then.
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>>7833148
How well does she speak the language? Like, is she doing anything substantial or does she just like anime and put her name into a katakana converter?
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tfw want to have sex with gf and her twin sister at the same time

tfw not sure if gf would be open to it and I'm scared of asking
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>>7833347
she would so kick your ass
>and never be able to get the idea out of her head after
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>>7833347
Just bring up sexual exploration and see if she ventures anything involving her sister.
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>>7833347
I'm pretty sure no girl with a twin sister wants her gf to ask for a threesome with that twin sister. But I mean you can try saying it as a joke. And if she reacts badly apologize and say it was just a joke.
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>>7833347
Just ask them.
If they say no, that's what rape is for.
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>>7833214
>elaborate
In The Fountainhead a big deal was made about separating those who could see the genius of the new Modernist art and those who could not. Basically the argument was that either Rand was a Nazi Fascist advocating a master-race philosophy a la Hitler, or she genuinely objectively saw humans as having two discrete types of ways of viewing the world, which based on her utter lack of empathy, her characterization of touch and pleasure (e.g. the rape scene), etc., seem to line up perfectly with characteristics of those on the autistic spectrum, with the added bonus that it has that binary characteristic (you're either on the spectrum or you're not) with roughly the same magnitude of proportion of the population who would be on it as she describes of the "First-hand souls" in Fountainhead and Atlas.

When I wrote the essay I googled the thesis and it was original as far as I could tell. I described the thesis to a philosophy prof in college and also sent it to the Ayn Rand society. Neither gave me feedback (I guess I shouldn't have expected the latter to); the prof just said "yeah, that's interesting -- I don't know much about autism" and left it at that. So I have no idea if the thesis is garbage or not.

>What was his response?

Never got one, probably because he was a self-righteous prick then and still is.
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Can you "accidentally" have sex with the twin sister? That could be a stepping off point for a 3p.
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>>7833347
As the resident siscon, don't. She'll think you're a huge weirdo.
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>>7833457
Are you on solid ground yet? Your sister around? Can I have a word with her?
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>>7833347
>>7833370

Yeah you could probably expect the same reaction as if a guy asked for a threesome with his gf and her twin sister.

First you need to broach the subject of a threesome in general -- both with yourself and with her. A good way to start is with porn -- first imagine the emotions involved in sharing, if they would be too much for you -- then you can bring up porn and fanfiction etc. with the gf and with that preferences and then threesomes will naturally come up, hopefully leading to an animated conversation of "what kind of fun things can we try?" If she instead recoils into an uncomfortable bundle, maybe you should table the conversation and try instead to watch porn/read erotica together sometime, or introduce a slight amount of kink into sex on your own initiative -- light bondage etc. -- then bring it up again later.
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>>7833463
On solid ground, she's around but it's nearly 4am.
And I think my "gay online friends" telling her how much I want to sit on her face won't go over too well.
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>>7833514
Pfft. Forget you. I want to stake my claim. I think she would make a fantastic mother to my children.
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>>7833423
I don't think the perception of discrete ways of viewing the world, a lack of empathy and a focus on the sense of touch necessarily suggest autistic spectrum. Lack of empathy isn't specifically autistic spectrum and AS (not the book) people can be empathic, if not in the typical manner. Touch is a sense that an author might choose to focus on just like the other senses, regardless of their own personal feelings towards it.

>the prof just said "yeah, that's interesting -- I don't know much about autism" and left it at that.
Well that's a letdown.
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>>7833514
why don't you ask her to sit on your face instead
>she may even be more receptive to that
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>>7833523
Hands off anon, I will fight you.

>>7833559
I'd be down with that too, of course.
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>>7833595
Don't pretend you wouldn't make out with me if I said there was some of your sister's taste on my lips.
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clueless new gay here, are short femme asian girls considered attractive? it seems like all the cute couples on here are white girls, and even in gay dude community, white guys are the most desired. hoping I won't be alone forever :(
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>>7833606
I t-totally wouldn't. Stop being lewd.
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>>7833676
>does someone like x
Yes. Please stop fishing for compliments if you are unwilling to post a pic.
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>>7833676
For women it goes:
white=asian>latina>middle eastern=black

For men it goes:
white>black/everything else>asian

>>7833688
It's just you and me here. You have no choice to engage in lewd conversation with all these (You)'s I'm raining on ya.
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>>7833714
Joke's on you, anon, I've been home alone all day, so I'm pretty much immune to your lewdness.
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>>7833760
K e k
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Settle this for us, Austrianon.
Preferably by recording your sex voice on vocaroo or something.

>>7831110
>>7831125
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>>7833776
sexy*

>I feel stupid now
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>>7833776
Nope, Jen and Jennifer are pronounced the same in English as in German.
Never heard of anyone pronouncing it ¥ennifer desu.
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>>7833784
If you hadn't corrected yourself I wouldn't have known you made a mistake.

Sex voice sounds like a reasonable request.
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>>7833731
I'm usually the more excited partner anyway. It's ovulation week. You know what that means. Get those leather cuffs, darlin.

>>7833760
Ahehe
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>>7833836
>Get those leather cuffs, darlin.
Only if you play the domme.

Also it's 5am soo I'm going to do things and then go to sleep. Good night lesgen. <3
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I've been reading a looot of Elsanna recently and I just decided I'd whip something up seeing as most stories don't get Elsa or Anna juust right to me. I've been thinking about doing a series of related one-shots similar to EiS if anyone is interested. If this gets any feedback I'll extend it and possibly make an account somewhere to post. If you ladies want to take a look that would be awesome, I haven't written in years so I'm probably rusty as fuck. textuploader com/d1icf
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>>7833786
Yeah I think they're just confusing it with the Witcher. Je was always a hard sound in German. German is like hard sounds in its entirety.

>>7833864
>play
Well I mean. Whatever you want to call it.
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>>7833676
wat
are you asking if someone will fetishize you? sure.
don't really get the hype about white girls, i don't find them to be exceptionally attractive on average. there are cute white girls but a huge percentage are either overweight or butterface. this is prolly the minority opinion though.
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>>7833877
I'll definitely check that out anon, but after I wake up. Please don't be mad, I love Elsanna but my body is weak and I spent most of the day throwing up.

>>7833880
An actual domme in our midst? Praise the Lord.
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>>7833714

yfw you realize middle eastern and white are the exact same race, and latina is just some spectrum between white and black depending on where you are in the Americas, otherwise it's just white.

yfw you realize your concept of race and beauty is entirely based on what is sold to you by the media you consume, which in the US and Western Europe is most pronounced visually by Hollywood and accentuated outward in the narrative cast by TV news conglomerates. What is the difference between an Armenian, Albanian, or Chechen who's white and one who's not? Hint: it has to do with whether they're free on a Friday night.
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>>7833880
I, inexplicably, despised the Witcher.

It was so boring, and Geralt was the worst MC I've ever played.
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>>7833923
not really but I'm scared a girl I like will reject me cause I'm not white. Definitely in the gay male community, Asians are disliked "no Asians" on tinder profiles for example. So just wondering if it's the same for girls. all the girls I've liked are Asian and white, but I'm also really clueless and deeply closeted :/
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>>7831110
In any case, ¥ is actually either "yuan" or "en" not "yen".
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>>7833949
Never played it. I'm mainly interested in female mcs in role playing games.

>>7833934
>domme
Call me whatever. Ask me to perform whatever depraved european ritual you want. Just let me diddle your sister. And then fuck you. And then fuck you both at once.

>>7833945
That looked like a lot of blablabla no one cares.
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>>7833949
I feel the same about DragonAge
>even though II had best girl
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>>7834011
oh yeah, that "no rice, no spice" shit on gay profiles. i've never seen it on girls' tinder profiles, but i'm sure some girls are idiots as well.

try not to make it bother you too much, anon.
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>>7834041
>¥ is actually "en"
In Japanese, sure. But in English it's pronounced yen.
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>>7834066
So am I.

Horizon Zero Dawn looks good, also

A S H L Y B U R C H = W A I F U


>>7834070
Dragon Age is better.
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>>7834098
Oh I'm so glad that's not a review flop. If I had a ps4 I'd buy a copy.
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>>7834092
Nobody likes English, English go home.
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>>7834115
I wish I could have a copy of Ashly Burch.

Fuck, what is it about her.
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>>7832995
Vivian.
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>>7834118
>Nobody likes English, English go home.
She says, in English.
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>>7834137
For me it's just her voice. It's a voice that was meant to like - kick your ass.
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>>7834153
Yes, indeed. It's such a subtly commanding voice, but at the same rich and sexy. I want her to dominate me as Chloe.

It's also her face; it has a lot character, apart from being fucking stunning.
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>>7833423
Post ittt
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horizon zero dawn looks sooo good
just wish i actually had money to spare for new games :(
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>>7833676

Yes they are. Very much so.

Please don't pull a Shuyler Bailar or Charice Pempengco, you cute thing.
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>>7834152
Well how else would English understand?
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>>7829116
actually saw his film by pure chance on a date with this chick. we went to an indy film theater, picked a random movie and it turned out to be lesbian, was really awesome. kinda creepy but still cool.
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>>7834066
>no one cares

Actually, it may seem shocking, but people seem to care about race very much. An easy question to ask yourself is "Is a native-born Russian white?"
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How do I not become a wife beater? I'm 100% sure I would eventually hit my wife/gf given time.
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>>7834549
learn to manage your anger for one.
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>>7834553
wew thanks you're fucking genius.
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>>7834549
patience
>I got hit for being mouthy, moved out and never contacted her again
don't be my ex, anon
>don't fuck up a good thing
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>>7834534
>"Is a native-born Russian white?"
Not such an easy question. The Russian Federation is big, with many ethnicities, and the ethnic Russians (who are white) live in many countries.
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>>7834556
You're the one that's gonna get beat if I got any say about it, cunt.
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>>7834561
I have patience. Just when I run out of it I fucking explode.

>>7834567
Come at me you fucking bitch I will beat you to death.
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>>7834579
redirect it, harness it
fire is a useful tool, but a poor master
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>>7834579
Oh I was gonna go easy on you but now you're gonna fucking die. You're gonna fucking DIE.
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>>7834549
don't bother
just find a cute girl who wants to get beaten up
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>>7834585
Kek ok, momentary extreme anger is useful for what?

>>7834588
I'm gonna fucking break your face.
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>>7834549
So this is what all of those statistics were talking about.
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>>7834599
art
cooking
idk, breaking shit?

you've got the fuel, you've gotta find something to use it on
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wifebeaters are a rare commodity that should not be wasted!!!!!
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>>7834610
Yes, I will paint and cook while I'm so enraged I would beat someone to death.
>breaking shit
I already do this. Does not help much and is very expensive.
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>>7834599
I'm gonna give you the wedgie of a lifetime.
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>>7834618

Take up a sport to work out that extra aggression?

I feel you anon, I have anger problems too and I worried for a while that I might hurt my GF but I've taken up lifting and working out in general and it's really helped me calm down.
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>>7834611
>rare
if only
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>>7834631
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>>7834640
>bisexuals get attacked by far the most
Is this because they deserve it?
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>>7834629
Yeah. I should work out so I can knock her out faster.
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>>7834643
Probably because most of them are lying cheats. Add that to being in relationships with guys 99% of the time and there you go.
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i mean as long as she's not slamming my head into pavement i wouldn't mind being slapping around a bit desu
would actually be a draw for a relationship
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>>7834549
Marry m-me
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>>7834676
>slap
I would punch you, actually.
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>>7834685
You would actually like to be in an abussive relationship? Well ok.
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>>7834689
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4fowz3bhfI
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>>7832981
my interner gf of two years gently told me to fuck off and i was getting over it for quite a long time. either you move in together or you drop it before it's too late
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>>7834686
Hot
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>>7834685
You done stepped in the wrong neighborhood. Females only.
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>>7834697
I don't think I could ever go out with someone this masochistic, you're all fucking scary.
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Is anyone here playing For Honor?
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>>7834706
I would but I heard ubisoft servers are shit. I did play some of the free week with my gf. Kicked her ass with peacekeeper.
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>>7834706
I don't have a ps4
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>>7834705
S-sorry.

Are you the future wife beater anon?
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>>7834709
It's peer-to-peer, so yeah that's shit unfortunately, but I played most of yesterday and it was surprisingly stable.
Peacekeeper a best, good taste anon.

>>7834712
PC master race, duh.
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>>7834724
wait it's not exclusive? I know what I'm buying on payday then
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>>7834706
Warden is best girl, but has no cute fan art yet
;-;

>>7834712
Ur bad and use your pc faggot
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>>7834686
yeah that's pretty hot desu
i like the idea of being romantically beaten up
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>>7834738
Nope, been playing on PC since the first tech test. It's great fun.

>>7834741
Femwarden is cute but Peacecutie needs to be bullied into submission.
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this is how I imagine Austrianon
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>>7833877
I like it, do you plan on expending on that? I'm a slut for Elsa being awkward and/or suffering.
I'd definitely like to read more, if you care to write more.
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>>7834789
Don't be silly, I'm into my older sister, so I'd be Anna. Also my hair has a little bit of red hue in summer. But definitely not the wonderful strawberry blonde of Anna's mane. Sigh.
So imagine me like this.
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I did it guys. Overcame crazy nerves and just cut it all off. Feels so good now
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>>7834931
whats it look like now?
pics?
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>>7834931
Shiiiiiit that's long.
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>>7834948
> putting your face on 4chan

Lmao here. It's ultra comfy
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>>7834962
can't tell if it's cute from that angle.
just block your face with your phone or a time stamp in mirror
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>>7834985
Idk if it's ever going to be "cute" anon, I'm not the most attractive person but here
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>>7834962
I like it
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>>7835006
Seems cute to me. You done good, anon.
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>>7835006
>that fucking shirt
I'm gonna punch your lights out, kid.
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>>7835027
I got it for free from work anon, pls no. It's just loose and comfy, I wear it to bed.
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>>7835006
cute, I'd sex ya
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>>7835040
Hahah thanks anon <3
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>>7835035
Oh. Well then I'd scrunch it up while I finger you from behind you gigantic faggot.
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>>7835063
>tfw no one to finger me from behind while calling me a dyke bitch
I might have some unresolved issues from getting bullied in school
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>>7835063
You've gotten me flustered anon.. if you don't keep your word I'll be very upset
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>>7834962
>>7835006
welcome back to the 15yp boy club
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>>7835134
This is my first time here. I haven't had short hair since I was 6
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>In Sweden, Karlskrona
>Sees sign by road

"Lesbians, sword play, animal sacrifice, free pancakes. Come happy."

>Wut
>Finds out it was a public homo wedding in Norse style
>Tfw no blonde norse warrior gf with womb blessed by the goddess Freya
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>>7835165
>>Tfw no blonde norse warrior gf with womb blessed by the goddess Freya
Well, you're gonna fix that right? I believe in you, anon.
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>>7834070
Her accent just made me want to off myself. Though at least hers was more consistent than every other elf in the game.

Most things about that game made me pretty upset, honestly.
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>>7835196
Behtany's clevage didn't.
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>>7835201
Too bad you couldn't fuck your sister, honestly. She was a perfect, innocent, kind-hearted, lovely virgin.
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>>7835201

I dunno senpai, I fully expected that game to throw the LOOK YOUR FAMILY ALL DIED, FEEL SOME EMOTION at me from day one, but it never actually made me give a shit about my family.

The only character who I liked at all was milf knight who i cant even remember the name of.
And she was the only one you couldnt fucking romance.

10/10 bioware you fucking shitstain of a company. Reeee.
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>>7835205
Agreed. I went out of my way to promote her inclusion as a romance option in Inquisition. Alas no luck.

>>7835210
You should watch Smudboy's plot analysis on Youtube, you pretty much agreed with him point for point.
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>>7835230

Honestly, I just avoid Bioware these days.
After they ruined Mass Effect in the jump from 1 to 2, and did the same to Dragon Age, I see no point in even bothering.
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If any of you are pretty and strapped for cash - become a lesbian escort. I will pay.
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>>7833006
My name does not come from the Bible, nor is of semitic origin. Also, I am the only one that carries it in my family. And I am white.

You are wrong if you think all of the American and European names eventually stem from the Bible. Semitic names are a tiny part of the whole naming spectrum.

As for meanings, of course there is a meaning for both your parents choosing a name for you and for the name itself. You mock the tradition of many children named after their fathers and grandfathers, when it's a way of honoring our ancestors, preserving the family name and our culture.

Turns out you are a poor ignorant 4chan user that has come to give us all a lecture under the guise of your "vantage point." Bye, kid.
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I forget to upload this every time austrianon is on.

now all you have to do is bust her with porn.
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>>7835282
Lel. From what I know she's not really a huge porn fan. Me neither, thinking about it. I'm pretty picky.
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>>7835280
Bye! Kek. Some people are just upset with their lives and try to invent things to be mad at. If you had a girl who actually liked your autistic personality you'd probably be a lot more friendly.

>>7835300
Where's that voice clip? Let's here that incestuous sound.
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>>7835233
Eh, I decided Inquisition was my last pre order at least, it was always my fav of the two series so I was more lenient towards it. I will still get them, simply because I think Bioware still write good characters, I just don't have any faith in their overall narrative ambition anymore so I'll most likely still end up buying their games when I can get them at reduced price.
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>>7835233
>ruined Mass Effect in the jump from 1 to 2
ME2 is a bilion times better than the first one
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>>7835345

this is what people actually believe.
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>>7835345
No it's not. It spits on the face of the established storyline and contradicts its own lore. Miranda's bubbly butt and Kelly strip teases doesn't make up for it.

Mass Effect 2 is when Bioware lost track of itself.
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>>7835358
ME1 is bland and boring as heck
the scales change drastically but 2 is way more engaging than space tourist simulator ME1
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>>7835358
>>7835357
it's not the storyline though
it's that mass effect 1's gameplay is painful to go through
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>>7835406

>she couldn't handle the rpg elements.
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Mass Effect Andromeda has some good options.

They're adding more nuance to flirting and relationships, as well as relationship types.

Plus more explicit sex scenes!
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mass effect 2 had a shallower story but more companions, better gameplay, and more interesting missions
desu
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>>7835432

>still no turianfu
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>>7835345

It went from an RPG with an interesting setting, to a really bad shooter with some vague RPG-esque details.
It also shit on the setting ina bunch of ways for no reason, and also was incredibly badly written.


>>7835332
I guess that's where we differ - I dont think Bioware have written a good character in a very goddamn long time. They just have no appeal for me anymore.
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>>7835437
I'll grant you more interesting missions. But the fact that they removed the mako exploration missions and on sight surveys for PROBES AWAY. sucked. it sucked away the whole whole exploration aspect. Going to new world, stumbling into thresher maws surveying finding corpses of past explorations finding prthean ruins and wondering just what was the prothean people. It had some problems, no doubt but it was a much richer galactic experience
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>>7835420
>>7835445
>rpg
Barely. It doesn't fucking matter, the combat is piss easy even if you go naked.
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>>7835453

But at least it FELT like one.
I could choose my weapons and my armour, and that of my team.
Rather than it just being a really shitty 3rd person shooter where you get to choose nothing ever.
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>>7835448
>mako exploration missions
omg the controls were horrible
plus if the planets had anything on them it was usually copy pasted bases with nothing in them
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>>7835459
>like the illusion of a good game over the actual good game
ME1 was way too ambitious and all falls flat
I miss pink pyjama armor tho
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>>7835459

That glorious feeling when you buy a Spectre issue assault rifle, load it up with two heat dampeners and you can fire the rifle from the start of the mission to the end without having to worry about cool down.
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>>7835466
>and then in the sequel they did away with the infinite ammo weapons that made perfect sense in the setting
>and every single space-faring race decided that limited ammo thermal clips would be a better idea
I will never stop being annoyed at that change. It will never not be retarded.


>>7835462
Perhaps, but the fix to not getting all the cool stuff quite right first time isnt to remove it all and replace it with the most shallow shit you can imagine.
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>>7835474
It should have been both. You could fire non stop but have to deal with the cooldown, or if you're in a serious fight and waiting for the cooldown is death you could pop the thermal clip and go on, but you can only do that so often.

Silly retcon. Also Omni-Gel. Come on!
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>>7835489
Exactly!
That wouldve made *perfect* sense in setting and from a gameplay perspective too!
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Do you like The Breeders?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIrL61gbI8o
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>>7835502
Why would I listen to a worse version of the Pixies?
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>>7835006
Do you also have a motha fugging Timex watch? Looks spookily famailar.
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>>7835530
They aren't "worse", faggot.

They're a similar sound, but with a different songwriting structure, and a unique atmosphere. I prefer the lowkey Breeders sound to the Pixies.
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>>7833340
She's minoring in Japanese Studies, which includes Japanese language classes. She's, uh, decent I guess, but only took two semesters of Japanese up until now.
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>>7835535
Different? They just sound like Pixies songs I didnt like. Whole thing comes off like the chick was like 'Why do I have to compromise and make GOOD music? I wanna make my authentic BORING ones!'
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>>7835542
They sound like Pixies songs I do like.

They really aren't boring, and if you don't think Iris, Metal Man, WIWAP, and Hellbound are good songs, you are beyond saving.

They have a different emphasis than the Pixies, in that the lead writer is predominantly a bassist. When bassists write songs, there's a distinct lowkey, close-knit sound.
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>>7835551
Right, so a breathy voice and droney bullshit, gotcha.
Screaming Females are bass centered as well and they dont fall victim to this retarded bullshit.
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anyone else /HTDA/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gY2VADkYanQ
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>>7835559
You're just making assertions with no elaboration. Her voice goes well with the actually droney sound. "Drone" is just an objective musical style.

Screaming Females are higher energy, but not so vocally focused. It works better with a quiter sound.
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>>7835573
>i like music that doesnt excite me
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>>7835584
It does excite me.

See, Albini has an ability to create these blunt, tough albums with an aura of candy-colored violence, like Pod, In Utero, and, indeed, Ugly. I just think that is best expressed in Pod. SF sound like every other forgettable garage bad.
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>>7832664
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>>7835595
You take that back about my tiny dykefu right now or I'll smack ya
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>>7834686
I will fucking love you to death, you cunt. TO DEATH.
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>>7835274
How much, anon?
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>fell asleep with pants on and now area on labia majora is swollen where cloth rubbed against it

Sasuga me.
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>>7835741
What. Are you not wearing underwear?
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>>7835741

Are you allergic to the fabric or washing detergent? I swear this has happened to me before and it was because of the new fabric softener.

Wasn't the last time my vag got chemical burned though, whoo boy.
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>>7835754
Wow, I didn't know that's a thing even.
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>>7834706
I lowkey ship peacekeeper and nobushi i have no idea why
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>>7835746
I was, but I suppose it didn't help much. My pants were made out of denim, so pretty rough on sensitive skin.

>tfw actually hurts less when wearing underpants and now I can't walk around the house naked

>>7835754
I don't think I am, I've had that pair of pants for a while, and had also been using the same washing detergent as always. And it's only on one side.
How did you deal with your chemical burnings?
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>>7835788
>not Peacekeeper and Femwarden
Liking weebs is heresy anon
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>>7835800
just for you
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>>7835776

Yeah I've unfortunately had a larger number of those incidents than the average person for some reason.

>>7835796

That's quite odd, I don't think even the rough fabric should be able to do that after an overnight stint in them. If the skin is really irritated looking and or warm to the touch I wouldn't put anything on it because it could hurt the damaged skin. I'd try to keep other fabrics off of it, so when you can you should just chill naked wherever you're comfortable.
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>>7835805
Needs more muscles but still cute
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>>7834610
>breaking shit?

DO NOT DO THIS. It may give you temporary relief -- punching a pillow for 10 minutes makes you feel even terrific -- but it reinforces your anger and ends up making it worse and makes you quicker to anger and more intense in the future. This is one of the few things in psychology that has been definitively proven.

It's different if you do MA and use a punching bag or sparring partner btw... but only if you do so with calm and concentration, not anger and projection. Your instructor will say the same thing.
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Hitting yourself is kinda helpful, but only if you really hit and not pet like a weak bitch.
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>>7835859
Helpful with what?
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>>7835869
Anger shit
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>>7835859
I hit too hard for that.
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>>7834549
>>7834676
Unf, I want a gf to slap me around, before fucking me as she bends me over the table.

I would like that to randomly happen throughout the day.
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>all these bitches *wanting* domestic violence in their relationship

Ladies plz, you're making us weaker as a unit.
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>>7835980
Pretty sure it only counts as domestic violence if it's unwanted?
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>>7835980
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>>7835980
Well, I think what they want is a little BDSM play, not genuine domestic violence.

I agree no one should encourage that original Anon's aggression. I know I would never a lay a hand on a gf, it isn't me, but trivializing domestic abuse does make us weaker.
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>just received an unexpected back pay of almost 2000 bucks

So who here wants to be taken out to dinner?
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>>7836017
>taken out
>not eaten out
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>>7836017
Sure, I hope you like fish.
Because Japanese cuisine is my favorite, I mean.
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>>7836017
Congrats anon, go buy yourself a qt slave gf.
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>>7836005
Girls just wanna have fun
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>>7836017

Invest that shit in VR porn or medical marijuana stocks, anon.

And yanno, have a nice dinner too or some such. treatyourself.png
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>>7836034
>mail order brides are actually pretty cheap
lots of girls are willing to do ANYTHING for citizenship anon
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>>7836028
Dessert comes second, Anon.

>>7836033
I actually don't, but Japanese cuisine is great nonetheless.

>>7836034
How expensive are they nowadays?

>>7836051
Not a big fan of marijuana. I'd rather try some of Austrianon's medicine to treat migraines.
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>>7836051
>not low-cost index funds
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>>7836059
You could probably find a homeless qt who would be your slave just for room and board and food these days.

On the flip side, you could also pay someone (me) to make you into the slave.
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>>7836078
I'm searching for a new apartment myself currently, until that's settled I'd rather not have someone invade my place.

How qt are you, Anon?
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>there are people on this thread who don't have a girlfriend
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>>7836164
The majority, I'd assume.
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>>7836164
stop reminding me
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>>7836172
i can be your gf,anon
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>>7836164

>there are also anons who have gfs but dont have sex

Right here, it's me. I'm the 1%.
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>>7836177
me and my gf almost had sex once
but her mom interrupted us
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>>7836177
B-but why
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>>7836180
kinky
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>>7836164
What you gonna do about it, nerd?
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>>7836189
date all of you
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>>7836177
Well, fuck you
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>>7836180

Almost having sex implies that your gf -wants- to have sex with you, so you're a step ahead of me~

>>7836183

Gf has crushing sexual anxiety that neither of us knew about when we got together.
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>>7836195
Ouch. Sorry to hear that anon.
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Do you know LGB youth are more likely to enter prostitution, especially when they have a bad home life?

I want prostitute myself to women to escape the pain of home. ;_;
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>>7836191
T-try me!
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>>7836201
Probably only gay men though, right?
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>>7836195
>sexual anxiety
how so?
Is she just nervous during it or is it full panic attacks?
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>>7836204
alright,cutie~
get ready for extreme cuddling and cheek kisses
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>>7836206
No, actually.
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>>7836201
Lesbians aren't picking up prostitutes; you'd be fucking/sucking/jerking men
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>>7836185
how is it kinky
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>>7836224
Well, I know some sex group circles that include gay women... I know there are lesbian prostitution services, too.
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>>7836217
I never even heard of lesbian prostitutes. I mean, I assume most normal prostitutes would take female customers too, but JUST girls? That's a pretty small niche.
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>>7836240
Oh, I'm not saying it never ever happens. But the idea of having to become a run away and sell yourself is gonna most likely result in dudes.
Better?
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What's a good gift to give my gf,anons?
I'm not a seduction mistress like you guys
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>>7836253
My bestie got me a sweater that reads "Vagitarian"
It's absurdly tacky and I only wear it at home but it's really comfy and I love it.
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>>7836231
it was a joke
saying something is a thing, when it isn't a thing
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>>7836272
i was thinking of something innocent flowers or a ring
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>>7836249
You know, a lot of high end, Wall Street women hire female prostitutes to experiment. They also take care of their girls financially.

It's rarer, though. I don't want anything to do with a guy, fucking "ew".
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>>7836275
That works too I guess.
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>>7836274
ok
sorry for being dumb
but it felt kinda kinky teasing my gf after her mom left
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>>7836279
>ywn be Austrianons personal callgirl to practice for her sister
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>>7836241
Anon here who was born in the red light district.
Back in ye olde day, female customers were completely frowned upon. There was a street in the district that was famous for being a prostitute street, and you couldn't walk there as a woman at night, or else the prostitutes would attack you in fear they might steal your customers. Same with strip bars or sex cinemas, couldn't enter them as a woman as well.
Nowdays that's fine, although some of the workers still give you weird looks. I have no idea if the prostitutes would sleep with another grill, though.
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>>7836292
I want to be someone's personal callgirl.

>>7836295
They give women weird looks? Like, homophobic?
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>>7836208

A bit of both I guess? It makes her avoid the act and the entire topic in general.
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>>7836292
>tfw you're Germanon and already Austrianon's personal callgirl

Feels so gud.
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>>7836305
lies
lies and deception
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>>7836305
I hope you feel my envy burning you sloot
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>>7836303
Not particularly homophobic. Some seem to be rather oblivious to homosexuality, and can't imagine why a woman would possibly watch a female strip dance.
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>>7836316
Kek, what retards.
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>>7836305
>ywn be austrianon's callgirl
i hope you feel good,you slut
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>>7836332
they're prostitutes,anon
of course they're retards
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>>7836316
>can't imagine why a woman would possibly watch a female strip dance.

I can't either. Those male oriented striptease kinda dances do absolutely nothing for me.
Are you a man, by any chance?
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>>7836341
Well, a lot of people go into prostitution due to addiction, poverty, and mental illness.

It's not just lack of skill. It's pretty sad.
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>>7836354
They do a lot for me. Maybe you're not gay.

Plus, your own personal experience isn't applicable to your entire gender.
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>>7836341
They're dancers, not prostitutes.

>>7836354
Well, they don't turn me on or anything, but it takes a lot of practise to perfect a dance (at least the dances I went to see), and I acknowledge their achievement. And who doesn't like to see half-naked qts.
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>>7835741
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>>7836279
Again, do you think that's the scenario? You're running away with no money to your name and get into the high end escort business right off the bat?
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>>7836253
Depends on what she likes. Flowers is a good enough gift if you know for a fact that she cares enough to keep them. Snacks, traditionally chocolate, works if you know she likes them. Besides that it would depend on what kind of person she is. Is she a music freak? Buy her a LP. Is she into games? Steam gift card. Does she enjoy movies? Theater tickets.

The point of gifts is to imbue a lasting impression rather than just be a single gesture, a bad gift is something she'll just replace or throw out when she lacks interest.
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>>7836152
I'm objectively a solid 4.752/10.
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>>7836549
>4.752/10.
are you fat?
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>>7836341
Pfffflol

>>7836428
Let the anon fantasize you damn dream ruiner, it's not like she's actually gonna do it.
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>>7836570
No, pretty skelly-tier.
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>>7836582
I'd probably fug you
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Fuck, lv3 bots still wipe the floor with me
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>>7836604
I'd probably fug you too, anon.
But if you want to be enslaved, that'll cost ya.
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>>7836634
nah, letting you throw me around in bed doesn't give you licence to run my life
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>>7836650
>licence

You had better look good in a schoolgirl uniform because I know exactly what our first roleplay is going to entail.
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>>7836680
nobody can make me spellcheck
Nobody, I say
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So how much does equipment really matter? I just got prestige 1 but didn't buy any yet so my gearscore is pretty shit.
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>>7836713
what game?
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>>7836703

You have no idea how pliable your mind will be after you've spent six hours in my arms, drowning in orgasms.
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>>7836727
Sorry, I'm super retarded and posted in the wrong thread. For Honor
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>>7836735
>>7836713
You should misfire lesbian posts on vg instead.
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>>7836747
God no, nobody must know. They shit on me for playing Peacekeeper anyway.
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>>7836734
>six hours
you'd throw your back out
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>>7836781
Not her, but I've had six hour sessions before, it's definitely doable.
Not sex though, so wouldn't know.
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falling asleep at my desk
I'ma go lay down before I fall out of my chair
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>>7836828
Good night anon.
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>>7835533
Late reply, I went to bed. The brand of the watch is "The Horse" afaik they're an Australian brand.
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What the fuck is wrong with western videogames? Watch this shit and tell me you would fuck it.

God bless Japan is not bending to the wishes of spoiled white girls.
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>>7837322
is that a fetus?
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>>7835800
>>Tfw femwarden and I was wipping the floors with guys left and right when I played the demo
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>>7837462
I'm a Peacekeeper. Carry me off Warden-chan~
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>>7837322
Obviosuly not, that's a dude.
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>>7833048
>>Tfw Japanese friend used to have weeb stalkers in school
>>One weeb girl in class announced in front of everyone her new name was "Sakura Yagami Ushi" and demanded to be called Sakura-chan."
>>Japanese friend and me both burst out start laughing
>>Japanese friend: "So you want to be called Cherry Petal 8th Cow?"
>>Whole class erupts in laughter
>>Weeb girl looked angry
>>"THAT'S NOT WHAT IT MEANS!"
>>"What does it mean then?"
>>"IT'S A PRETTY NAME!"
>>Me: "I think Pink Cow is an awesome name."
>>Whole class laughs more
>>Girl starts accusing Japanese friend of not really being from Japan and not being Japanese
>>Japanese friend just laughs and starts speaking in Japanese
>>Weeb girl freaks out screaming "BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA!!!"
>>Weeb girl gets up and throws her books on the floor and left the classroom
>>"Hey, what did you say to her anyways?"
>>"I was staring at her naming my grocery list and instructions on how to do laundry."
>>Japanese friend gets called to the office and the girl claimed she cursed her in old Japanese language and put a demon in her
>>Make jokes about cursing peoples laundry demons and everyone still calls her the Pink Cow
>>
>>7837509
Whatever you want m'lady.
>>
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Why it's more acceptable for a fat pig male to have a sexy " average build" girlfriend than a fat whale lesbos to have an average build girlfriend?
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How do I get a girlfriend when I'm not out to everyone and don't look gay enough for girls to approach me?
>>
>>7837705
Because men don't want to ruin their fantasy of two hot women going at it.
>>
>>7834706
I wish I had a decent computer and not a 9 years old toaster
>>
>>7837721
Wear rainbows.
>>
>>7837671
omg anon that's hilarious
you should give your jap friend a medal
>>
>>7837734
Just get a ps4 then.
>>
>>7837777
but I kinda want a switch for zelda also
I'll wait and see to what system monster hunter goes.
>>
LASS ONWARD
>>7837817
>>
>>7837322
I don't give single shit about video games; fucking retarded
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