Could you explain how you get a bf?

Find a nice guy online you get along with really well and just talk about life and stuff then slowly fall in love with each other. Then go visit him and be really really happy while you're there and motivate yourself to go back to him as soon as possible because you're so in love!

>>7824328
It might be a short version but this is pretty much right. After enough time spent in online communities eventually someone is bound to catch your eye. Keep trying until you find someone who also fancies you in return, although it will take time.

>>7824395
What kind of online communities?

>>7824496
Video game ones mostly if you're into vidya. I know two people who met their partner through an MMO general on /vg/ years ago and are still together. Heck I even met someone on an online game too but it didn't last because he disliked an LDR even if we were flying very regularly.

>>7824269
Don't be a fat,lazy neet. Be social.

>>7824551
well I'm not fat at least its a start...

>>7824643
What are your height and weight?

>>7824674
55kg 179cm

>>7824771
Are you some kind of tiny femboy?

>>7824798
no not really... I don't really consider myself a boy and 179cm isn't tiny its like 5'9

also my shoulders and ribcage make be feel really bad but I've never measured them so idk numbers

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>just be social lol

>>7824873
Your bmi is 17.2 you are underweight. Are you a man or mtf?

>>7824940
You are not going to meet someone hiding in your bedroom.

>>7824269
let him rape you

>>7824974
Then what's the point of the internet?

>>7824974
what if a handsome burglar breaks in and a hostage scenario occurs where we fall for each other

>>7824997
Porn, information and media piracy.

>>7824963
I know I'm underweight I was anorexic for a few years but I am trying to gain a bit now

I'm mtf I guess but I kind of consider myself non binary

>>7825117
>non binary
Then you are in possibly the best position as you should not be worried about " being treated like a woman".

All you probably have to do to find men is start looking.

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It's simple: Just be yourself.

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Are you gay or trans or what?

>>7827273
gay

>>7824269
i'll be your bf if you're a europoor.>>7827299

>>7824771
>55kg 179cm


>55Kg
>179 cm

as someone with a skelly fetish, this arouses me anon. got contact?

>>7827475
I'm not.

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>>7827299
I'd suggest trying talking to guys via 4chan or something. I got mine from an imageboard, but I'm from a small country and he lived suitably close. There are a lot of gay/bi guys lurking, but we just don't have the courage to go and talk to nice guys irl.

>>7827515
I try to but I guess I'm not very good at it.

>>7824269
From my experiences you don't

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>>7824269
Put confidence into yourself.
More than anything, self-confidence and honesty is what will get you your boyfriend

If dating in person isn't a viable option, try dating apps like OKCupid or maybe Tinder

Can't really find a bf if you lock yourself in and don't put yourself out there

Also (shameless plug), if anyone's interested I'm >>7814862

Let me add a little more about myself
>plays vidya
>loves snuggling
>enjoys cooking as a hobby sometimes
>loves going out even to simple places
>[spoiler]Have an underwear fetish[/spoiler]

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>>7828346

>>7824269
How do i get a transbian gf tbqh

How do I get a depressed bf who is not a normie? I've tried dating and had people interested but I just don't feel anything unless they're /r9k/-tier.

>>7830155
pick me

>>7830163
I doubt we're close to each other so there's no point.

>>7830167
Might as well check, where are you?

>>7830185
Southern Finland

>>7830189
oh

>>7830189
Are you trans?

>>7830208
No

Tfw mtf
Tfw no bf
Tfw no gf
Tfw never had a relationship
Tfw virgin
Tfw quickly approaching wizardhood
Tfw just want to have a romantic and sexual partner
Tfw just want to give and receive love
Tfw just want to be some man or woman's perfect girl

Fuck
Why is life so hard?

>>7830229
Tried dating sites searching for people nearby?

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>>7824328
>long distance relationships
>working

>>7830617
>relationships
>working

>>7830617
I know a friend who's been in an ldr since 2014 and they still go strong. They're getting close to moving in together now that one of them has their own apartment

>>7827493
I don't think I am skelly I still feel fat

that is what height and weight the doctor measured and my scale still says 120lb so I guess it is right

also no sorry I'm not interested in erp or internet ldr

tfw no bf

Toronto

>>7830208
MtF from southern Finland here though

>>7832310
You wanna talk? No-one's ever from around here. t. >>7830155

>>7832310
another mtf from southern finland reporting in!

well

>>7835561
this is the story all about how

This thread seems like proof we should have meetup threads

>>7835597
desu don't really want to get jumped and murdered by pol kun

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>>7837336
k san will protect you

>>7832177
Tfw no toronto bf

>>7824269
You don't get a bf.
You capture one.
In the wilderness called "outside your home" there's lots of wild bf's waiting to be tamed by someone like you.

Go out and get one.

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>>7824496
Far right nationalist groups

>>7824328
>>7824395
>>7824496
>>7824539
wait, are we talking about going to a different state to make a relationship work?

>>7838594
If it's the right person then it's worth it.

>>7837967
be my bf

I think you might have to be a girl....I think boys want girls

Irl girls' whole lives are about their mate sometimes ....likewise us trans should know that boys want to be having sex and whatnot with girls so that should reflect upon us to facilitate that for them

This is my amateur and novice attempt to answer this question as a person who does not live as trans but identifies as female, being male

>>7828748
which state?

>>7824269
just talk to a guy who is approximately as attractive as you are, and ask him out on a date. just hang out and be yourself

>>7838721
But 95% of guys like girls.

>>7838625
B-but im not Canadian

>>7838750
97% actually

>>7838764
I don't care at this point as long as you're not a fat slob

>>7838644
seems like an accurate analysis

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>>7838687
California

>>7838776
How fat is fat

>>7838831
Send me tha pic

>>7838831
above 20 bmi is fat, above 22 bmi is a deal breaker
i'm not the same person btw, just a random guy chiming in

>>7838928
>above 20 bmi is fat
no

three easy steps

1. get moderately fit
2. make at least $60k/y and live alone
3. buy 3 outfits of well fitting clothes, cheap is fine, well fitting is more important

all of that can be done in 3-6 months if you don't have it all ready

Then just make a profile on a dating app, no words just a pic of you. You'll have tons of potential bfs reaching out to you at that point.

>>7839018
>make 60k
>easy
>can be done in 3-6 months

>>7839067
technically it takes a year but you know what I mean.

>>7839105
I'm a neet so that's not easy

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>>7838975
im 60kg 1.7m here
i think this is fat

>>7839264
>1.7m
>kg

god damn it just do the conversion you lazy fuck.

>>7839264
nice boner

>>7839264
i'd prod your belly

>>7824269
>go to bar
>head in to men's room
>pull up skirt
>pull down panties
>bend over with hands against wall
>bf will come to you

>>7839264
>>7839328
5'7" 132lb
but in order to find the bmi, you are going to have to convert to metric...

>>7839264
Thank you hungry skeleton

>>7839440
>in order to find the bmi, you are going to have to convert to metric...
wut

>>7839508
please, is that attractive?
is it not way worse than having a flat belly
i mean, i would wish so, i never had a flat belly
even when I was 50kg 5"7' i still had a belly flap and I was actually a skeleton everywhere except for my belly
i guess some people just get lucky with where their fat goes

>>7839571
bmi=(mass in kg)/(height in m)^2

hmm

>>7838390

This. True marriage material.

>>7839580
Are you retarded?

>tfw so socially scared that I even have problems communicating on the internet

Seriously, I'm shy to a point where I don't even know how to talk or approach people on 4chan. I try to be as nice and natural as possible but I just can't make friends, I have no idea what to do. And meanwhile I keep getting older and I feel like it's more impossible as each day passes.

>>7841352
Me too anon.

>>7841294
http://www.bmi-calculator.net/bmi-formula.php
are you retarded

>>7832546
>>7830189
>>7832310
why are there so many southern finns here suddenly
not that I'd ever have the courage to contact anyone, but at least I know they're out there

>>7839575
Different guy here, but you look totally doable to me. Sure a flat stomach is better, but your paunch is actually pretty cute.

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>>7839264
>mfw 187cm 62kg
that's 6'2 138? lbs for you burgers

>>7830229
where are you from anon?

>>7841605
umm contact?

>>7824328
well good luck if you're not anglo LUL

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>>7841920
>tfw anglo

>>7841582
i wouldn't expect it to be a deal breaker
my ugly face is what usually sees to that

>>7841579
id like to contact someone though! i only know trans guys irl, im in tampere

>>7843962
My kik's bakingsora if you're interested.

>>7824269
i went to ftmg and now im having sex with hot chad

>>7844837
congrats

>>7842956
Well, getting in shape can help that, as can proper grooming etc. Some people just can't be helped though, I'm a prime example.
>>7843962
/helsinki/ here, I'm disgusting though

>>7832310
>>7832546
SO MANY FROM FINLAND OMFG

im from like northern finland more to the east but im coming down to helsinki soon

>>7824985
Sounds legit

>>7838390
haaawt. this.

>>7843962
MtF? I like boys too, but I'm not interested in meeting one atm.

Any cute bois who play WoW and are from Europe? Would love to chat at least, maybe more. I'm Archangel#9259 on Discord. I'm a cis boy

>>7848094
what u mean by cute bois? what is cute?

>>7848051
im mtf yeah, im not really looking to date and am mostly into guys anyway

hew

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>>7838390

>>7843962
hey im in tre too, too bad im a hikky

>tfw gay virgin
>feels like I'm the only gay in canada

>>7852506
omg are you a student, maybe ive seen you around uni

>>7853994
...yes, then again probably not the only tranny there

>tfw no washington bf

>>7854691
yeah there are a ton of obvious trannies around campus, id love to make friends but "hey you look trans too" isnt really a good first impression

>>7854740
yehh its still like, well fuck am i that obvious

>>7854747
im obvious too its fine. and besides a ton of obvious trannies doesnt mean youre one of them

>>7854759
mmm well i dont visit that often and im like perma boymode there anyway

>>7854791
ya me too, do you maybe wanna talk somewhere else?

>>7854830
ehh maybe?

>>7854835
my throwaway kiks tuikkers since kik seems to be the thing to use

>>7854870
i dont have one but i suppose its easy to set up?

>>7854886
yeah, something else is fine too though if you want

>>7824269
By not being me it seems.

>tfw no bf

hit them on the head with your boyfriend mallet and drag them to your love cave

98kg fatty with no job and manic depression.... bf 60kg, handsome, job and loves my personality...

Its all in the hips, but no just be honest and upfront about everything, seriously just be yourself.

h

>>7824269
make a thread with a picture of yourself saying "who wants to be my bf and lives in X"
get loads of replies

>>7824269
die alone

>>7860523
pls no

>>7824771
You think your short. Im m want to be f and im 155cm

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I found someone from the UK who was super nice but I don't play video games so it felt awkward.

It seems like you have no chance unless you play video games.

>>7866250
where did I say that I think I'm short? 179cm is kinda average for a guy and tall for a girl.

>>7866689
well if you are looking for people online yes there is probably a greater chance that people on anime and video game websites play video games

>>7866689
Dang.

>>7867431
Sorry i must had miss understood you then. :)

There seems to be loads of Southern Finns here, really, and now I'm pretty interested. I'm 20, kind of feminine non-trans guy willing to bottom just about any nice and handsome dude. And my standards are low, so to speak, I'd probably consider anyone reading this "handsome". I live somewhat close to Helsinki, and if theres a kind, nice top guy lurking from somewhere around here, I'd like to know. I need a bf.

How 2 get cute trap gf

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>>7839328
God damn it just do the conversion you lazy fuck. Besides, the SI-units are superior

>>7868965
The internet is literally overflowing with us. Open your eyes.

>>7868952
>nice and handsome dude
rip me

>>7869497
with even more people competing for favor, what are the chances I'd ever get noticed? no one even wants to be friends

>>7868952
I probably fit the criteria
[email protected]

>>7824269
Can you explain to me how to an hero

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>>7869777
With me inside you

Tell me.

Please.

uuu

It's secret.

Any nice handsome guys north of but not in toronto?

23/m
Brown hair, brown eyes, white, 130lb, thin with some >_> chub I'm trying to work off. Muffin top at worst.

>>7824269
Just ask "can I suck your cock?"

>>7885599
>being a slut

tfw no bf to play dnd with

>>7824269
I walked into bf earlier this week
>I have no idea what I'm doing

>>7891777
I'll be your bf.
I just read the manuals and imagine adventures since I never had anybody to play with.

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>every time i have found people on 4chan who i crush on hard they ended up being batshit insane or something else weird
>most people at my school are girls and there are literally no guys who could possibly be gay or that im attracted to in the first place
>don't have any friends and don't know how to obtain any
>few people irl have similar interests to me like vidya and anime
im probably autistic or some shit i have a very hard time socialising with people i cant fucking comprehend how to even make friends let alone a boyfriend, im not interested with being friends with any people at my school because i dont have common ground with any of the people in my classes, and i dont want to go out and do stuff alone so i never meet any new people. the few times i actually did went and do something by myself i ended up not even talking to anyone or having anyone talk to me and it felt awful. i hate this

Unironically visit /r9k/ some of these men will literally change their lives just to keep an online gf/bf. I know I did. Got an actual career and began losing weight because of it.

Just ignore the ones who refuse to change I guess?

>>7893702
I went through the same shit in high school and it scarred my mind.

By the last year of high school/now in my first year of college I started seeing a therapist.

What happens is I was surrounded by straight guys and the only kind of love I could feel for them was platonic. There was no hope that any of them would answer back to my feelings. This made me feel like my feelings are gross, illegitimate and not even worth mentioning to anyone, As though everyone else is part of a group and I'll never belong.

but you should make friends with some of these girls from your school

>>7893760
i should maybe try visitng a therapist again but i did before and it didnt really help me at all. did it help for you anon?

and well to be honest i dont have anything in common with these girls, like i'll talk to them from time to time but would i like to be friends with them? not really, it might also be the age difference though im 21 currently and most of these girls are like 17-18. im glad they're treating me as a normal human being though and i can actually talk to them, makes me feel a bit less lonely at school i suppose.

>>7893773
it sure helped a lot, before I didn't understand where my angst came from

aaaand I didn't know about the age difference. Now that sucks

>>7894059
yeah i dropped out of school and just worked for 2 years and now im back in school so im like 3-4 years older than everyone else lmao. oh well

>>7884111
Yeah, like 4 hours north ;)

All of you need to just download Tinder. Literally never works out but its great for feeling like you're accomplishing something!

i just posted my face on gaygen for a couple months until a reasonable man approached me. ;~;

Boston?

>>7897617
Broderick?

>>7898188
No

>>7852545
Where in Canada? Calgary over here.

>>7824873
>I don't really consider myself a boy
Found the problem.

>>7884111
I would work off you muffin top.