Cis LesGen

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How do you meet other lesbians? (How'd you meet your gf?)

>>7820362
She liked my profile on Her, we went from there.

>>7820362
wait, there are other lesbians?

Visiting my grandma today...
>she asks me if there's anything new in my life
>me, thinking about the classes I recently started: actually yeah! I'll tell you about it once we sit down to eat
>mom jogs over in a panic from the other side of the room to give me silent but deadly "Don't Tell Grandma You're A Lesbian" Looks (tm) over grandma's shoulder

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>>7820354
You might like this
http://imgur.com/gallery/khNAI

all the qt bride couples!
also how is cis lesgen doing today?
I start a game of queer D&D tomorrow, and I'm excited!

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>clg

>>7820509
I want to play
last time I played anything it was some strange variation called
>EdgeLords
we all roll the edgiest chaotic evil characters possible and the DM somehow works it to where we're still the heros no matter what

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>>7820491
I'm happy for them but cosplay makes me cringe.

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Have you ever held hands with another girl?

>>7820464
Kek. At least you're out to your mom.

>>7820354
>Recent News
>>Pussy
>>Strap on etiquette
>>Disdain for acrylic nails

Come on nazi, you could have done better.
I'm disappointed in you.

>>7820362
Reddit

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>>7820724
I'm so sorry

>>7820491
Fuck, it's like if Elsa really were a lesbian but instead of marrying Anna she just marries herself.

Pretty fuggn cute.

>>7820738
>she just marries herself.
A G P
G
P

>>7820362
>(How'd you meet your gf?)
Offered to dominate her here in lesgen.
We've been gfs for four months.

>>7820757
>Offered to dominate her here in lesgen.
your gf is living the dream

>>7820753
I wish I had a sister I could marry

>>7820632
Yeah, can't complain. I would consider telling my grandparents if I was in a serious relationship but it would feel almost, uh, gratuitous? to cause sobbing and panic attacks and whatever else while I'm single. Let the gayness come to fruition first. Are you out to family?

>>7820509
>queer DnD
Jealous! Please report back so I can live vicariously through you. Who's your character? Is it an all girl group or mixed?

>>7820824
>Is it an all girl group or mixed?
How does this make a difference?

>>7820833
Because anon can fantasize about D&D post-game orgies if it's all-female.

>>7820537
that sounds hilarious!
>>7820824
Will do! I'm a gnome sorcerer who wishes she was a bard. Oh and the group is mixed but no cis guys thankfully

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I've been watching the Addams Family and I really want a Morticia GF.

>>7820862
>having post-game orgies
>not pairing off with whoever your character got on best with that session and LARPing what happens in the downtime

>>7820833
Er, it doesn't? I was just asking a question, I don't have an agenda. Also doesn't matter if she's playing as a bard or a rogue but I asked about that too. Chill a little please.

>>7820735
don't be, she's pretty great

>>7820881
>gnome sorcerer who wishes she was a bard
Sounds adorable! Maybe you can roll for lute lessons. :)

>>7820884
I wish! If there was a girl I was attracted to in the group, that'd be different, but I'm not into any of them in that way, and can't make myself be.
inb4 do it anyway
>>7820901
thanks :)
I hope she gets to multi-class as a bard, but if not it'll just have to stay her hobby

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>>7820881
>that sounds hilarious!
so much fun with alcohol
I once killed a princess we were supposed to rescue, but she was actually a skinsuit worn by an orc and I overthrew a plot to subvert the royal bloodline
>>7820862
>you roll but fail the check
>orgy commences with you

>>7820938
without** stop it autocorrect, you're not the boss of me

>>7820936
>inb4 do it anyway
No! God no!

Just roleplay it as a private session, online if it's too awkward irl.

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>>7820936
You sound like a very sweet and reasonable person, sending you positive vibes from my screen to yours, anon.

>>7820938
yeah I can imagine, I've yet to play a session drunk, but I want too. Also way to go! orcs are bad news (except when I'm playing one :P)
>>7820960
yeah I wouldn't actually go through with it, too socially awkward.
>>7820972
thanks for the good vibes, friend!

>>7821060
ERP with a serious character is the best!

>>7820972
THAT FUCKING BUNNY! MY HEART! AGHHHHHH.

>>7820881
>but no cis guys thankfully
???

>D&D
>not M:TG

This triggers the lesbian.

>>7821102
Based, what do you play?

>>7821060
we usually only played it between rounds or waiting for players to show up
>>7821102
I don't like to play Pokemon: The Card Game, autism mode

Why did this gen suddenly get so nerdy?

>>7820362
I've known her since high school. I didn't come out until I was 20 and she was far away for college, but she came back for the summer and we started dating. But now she's gone again and I'm lonely...

>>7821117
Lesbians have always overlapped with geek culture.

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>>7821117
>suddenly

>>7821117
Masculinized brains.

>>7821106
I deal blue, usually. You?

>>7821117
It's Saturday night. The normies are out partying.

>>7821117
The weebs are asleep

>>7821152
Green. I just love creatures! I'm so sad tokens have shifted to white.

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>>7821081
Plenty more where that came from! <3

>>7821145
Nice meme.

>>7821169
don't acknowledge it, now it'll never leave

>>7821069
It woud be fun, but I'd have to be doing it with someone who was either a partner, potential partner, or best friend, otherwise I'd be too awkward.
>>7821093
what?
>>7821102
Magic the Gathering is good too, I don't play because it costs a lot to have a good deck, but it's a worthwhile pursuit too.
>>7821109
That still sounds fun though :)

>>7821167
NOOOOOOO-

Too cute.

I had a rabbit that I adopted from the side of the road because it had been abandoned by its owners. It was seriously aggressive, but could be so gentle and loving when playing.

>>7820588
STOP POSTING PORN
pls

>>7820757
Do you tie her up and piss on her?

>tfw no one will ever do that to you
Why live?

>>7821158
I like that black has gained more frequency.

I started as a blackedgelord.

>>7821186
ignore this poster
the strapon video from the last thread was perfect. keep up the good work c:

>>7821194
>pee
I just don't get it, not judging just not comprehending
all I think is
>but why tho

>>7821218
I didn't mean porn links

>>7821194
ARE WE FINALLY GOING TO HAVE OUR VERSION OF STRAIGHT MAN POOP: STRAIGHT GIRL PEE?

With the image of the little girl from the Grinch?

>>7821221
Wish I knew

>>7821218
I was going to post another one, but
>Video has been removed at the request of straplessdildo

>>7821155
私はここにいますよ

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>>7820354
Who here /depression/? I haven't eaten in two days and yet I feel no hunger or appetite. I think there's nothing that will make me happy anymore.

>>7821286
>that pic

How awful, and awfully sad, and awfully funny.

>>7821277
shh, you're asleep
>>7821286
I just go a day at a time
have good days, have bad days
weed and porn helps
videogames when I have the attention span

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>>7821286
>Who here /depression/?

sup senpai

>>7821093
>>7821180
you don't want cis guys but are happy with tranners

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>>7821312
If only I had a sex drive or weed.
>>7821313
how you doin

>>7821335
Comfy pic!

Maybe we could lie down in the room, and watch the rain.

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>>7821351
comfy pics are really good. it's the only things i have saved to my computer aside from nature pictures

>>7821335
I was in a rut for a long time
still sort of am
brother's kids dumped their GS cookies they couldn't sell on me last week and I've been feeling better and fatter
>thanks-a-lots are aptly named

if I could, I'd hug you, so instead here's this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuZXzWGMqEI

>>7821334
not my choice, I'm not DM so I get no say in who plays with us.

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>>7821335
I get really anxious about touching raw meat and tried to get myself over it while cooking just now. Went well except I broke out in hives.

>>7820881
I once played a gnome wizard with a cocky paladin who made fun of me and another team member for being short.

by the end of the game, we had to wish him back to life, but as a halfling.
that was the most satisfying session of dnd I've ever played.

>>7821359
Have you played Gone Home, or Life is Strange? Absolute comfy lesbian feelings.

>tfw no Victoria gf

>>7821386
oh my god. I just finished life is strange and it was amazing. Chloe > Victoria but they were both so cute

>>7821399
Chloe > Everyone, by the way.

Fuck the forced tragedy ending!

>>7821414
lol who care about the town. all that matters is Chloe anyway.

>>7821399
Join us!

https://boards.4chan.org/vg/thread/169403668#bottom

>>7821385
haha that sounds awesome! (as long as the player wasn't actually an ass, and it was in character). But yeah that's a good revenge.

>>7821423
Exactly. My nigger.

I'm obsessed with Chloe. It's a little unhealthy.

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>>7821386
I've played LiS like 4 times. It's like a friendship/human socialization simulator with the added bonus of lesbians. Really cheers me up sometimes. I like Victoria because she's mean and that's my fetish, but Chloe is pretty cool too.

>>7821375
We should make places xx only. Let the gender wars begin. I asked my girlfriend what a non-binary war would look like and she said
>"A lot of hair dye. Probably takes place at a Starbucks".
I feel love for my woman.

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>>7821427
I just might c: looks comfy

>>7821428
it was just the character, which was pretty silly
I distinctly remember purchasing a goblin slaves and painting them red to make them look like a demon army

>>7821433
she reignited my crush on short haired stoner girls with tattoos. it was like going back to the girl's I had crushes on in high school

and for the anon who asked for a sexual snickerdoodle, I tried to make undies but I don't think it turned out that great

>>7821514
haha that's good then.
And that sounds hilarious, guess goblin slaves are cheaper then tiefling ones

>>7821451
Same for me.

I loved the atmosphere, the music, and the visual style, the slight blur allowing one to fill in the details upon recognissance, like a dream.

Even Jefferson, whom I found to be a silly, disappointing villain, was interesting in his dark room and monochrome photography.

Victoria was a tsun-tsun, and although she did a lot wrong, she's a sweetheart.

I like the Chloe abd Rachel implied dynamic.

This song reminds me of them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cfgg6bznpZ0

>>7821514
We are! We're pro-bae, anti-Warren, and anti-Michel! We're everything a non-shit-eater could ask for.

Also, that pic, underwear during your period kek.

snooping around,
I found this retarded
>but fun looking
/tg/ game
https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Car_Lesbians

>>7821565
Fucking auto-correct.

Recollection.

>>7821514
>tfw not knuckle deep inside Pancake rn
Feels no bueno

>>7821451
The hype and the resulting endings as I watched playthroughs and spoilers - rate it as notworth/10

>>7821601
The endings were shit, but the game was great.

>>7821618
I'm not playing it. The french got what they deserved for the shit they pulled.

I should go to bed, but I'll probably stay awake until 6am again

>>7820509
Have fun! We had a mostly 4chan, all lesbian d&d game run for little while which was great. My gf was the DM though and I would get very distracted by how fucking pretty she was

>>7821182
Anon that is a swoon-worthy story and I hope you humblebrag about how you have literally rescued an abandoned bunny on all your first dates.

>>7821286
I went on psychiatric medical leave in high school for severe depression, didn't leave the house for weeks at a time and slept for like 16 hours a day while obsessing over suicide the rest of the time. I felt like I *knew* that I would never recover but OH BOY coming out of depression, no matter how low, is possible and it's worth it. Don't know where (or if?) I'd be if I hadn't been consistent about taking my medication and going to therapy.

>>7820774
Here we go...

>>7821896
Oh that sounds awesome!
A hot DM is a problem! (well not if you got to kiss her afterwards) but I won't be having that issue, sadly

>>7821601
>tfw no one is knuckle deep in me rn
honestly its been too long since I've had a good sexing

>>7821565
wow, you guys hit all he right spots honestly.

>>7821531
yea it was a lot of fun, too bad I haven't played since last summer.
>tfw will never play dnd everyday for 2 weeks straight ever again
those were the days anon, those were the days...

>>7821952
more tasteful porn?
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5633cd379f5ae

>>7821964
uh I'm not so much into the loud blaring music and cuts like that.
like I've said (too many times at this point) that strapon one posted yesterday was perfect. I just want someone to do that to me except maybe rougher and with hot wax and ropes and handcuffs and stuff

>>7821952
>tfw I'll never meet up for a nice, cordial, homemade breakfast from Pancake
>tfw after finished, I'll never wipe my mouth, wash my hands, then proceed to come from behind as she tidies up the kitchen
>tfw never reach up her chaste skirt to feel between her legs
>tfw shove her panties to the side and reach up into her wonderful warm---
You get the idea.

>>7821964
Hate that blowing dildo shit you see in porn. Instead of sticking silicone there they should focus on finger sucking. And that weird stocking-facemask fetish. Compiled by a male without any taste.

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>>7821186
but why?

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>>7821386
Play VA-11 Hall-A: Cyberpunk Bartender Action!!! Lots of well written LGB characters and good feels. You play as a bartender in the year 207X and most of your character development revolves around your ex-girlfriend.
Pictured: my favorite character, a confident but temperamental veterinarian lesbian who is low-key codependent with her humanoid robot BFF.

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I went to a lesbian bar in korea last night. It practically looked like a straight bar with all the man looking lesbians.


Is it like this in your country?

>>7821952
aww that sucks :( will you have a chance to play again soon? I haven't played for ages before this

>>7822009
Seconding this. Valhalla is really good if you want a chill game on a rainy evening or something.

>>7822009
how long is this game? Is it mysterious/spooky?

>>7822003
ugh you tease ;-;
exactly how I like it

>>7822025
probably not. I ended up dating the last DM I had, so until I find another good DM I don't think it'll happen.

>>7822042
good DMs are hard to find
shit, okay DMs are hard to find :(

>>7822061
yea, I'll never find another DM quite like her ;-;

>>7822042
>>7822061
amen to that.
the first DM I had appeared nice but strict but turned out to be an asshole, the second was okay, not great grasp of the rules and it was at a local comic shop so randoms would come in and out

>>7822042
Yeah I need to visit my girlfriend. Just grabbing her without any pretense, not asking beforehand, but just grabbing her and beginning to fuck is something I find very hot.

>>7821335
Are you taking any medication?

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>>7822041
Yes, lots of mysteries but it's not a scary game. I would say at least ten hours. Took me about fifteen, I think, and it has moderate replay value so it's worth the price imho. It's a really chilled out experience like >>7822039 said but is still engrossing.

>>7822087
you've got a lucky girlfriend, I'm supremely jealous honestly

>>7822099
looks cool. thanks for the recommendation.

>>7822114
Sure thing c:
Are you currently playing anything?

>>7822076
>>7822080
I ought to buy a bookset so we can play in a thread or something sometime

>>7822121
nope. the last game I played was the witcher 3, but I didn't like it as much as everybody else. I really liked the mass effect trilogy so I thought about picking up andromeda but I'm not really sure. What about you?

>>7822132
that'd be awesome!
there's also full pdfs online for 5e
so that's another option to use

>>7822136
Oh I just finished Mass Effect 2! Not currently playing anything because I have heard bad things about the third one and am kind of iffy on whether or not to continue playing the trilogy. I don't really care about running, shooting, and saving the world, I'm way more into doing random side quests on the Citadel and finding out more about how all the races interact and I've heard that ME3 is a lot more focused on combat and has a more heavy/less quirky atmosphere. Do you think I should give it a go?

>>7822173
>pdfs
why the fuck didn't I think of that

Well, lesgen, I just paid for Emirates in flight WiFi just to shitpost with you.
That's probably a new low?

>>7822189
I wouldn't say so. I pay for internet at my apartment just to post in the general

>>7822193
That's a good way of thinking about it.
Also it's 1$ for 500MB, so who cares.
How are you all doing? I slept a bit and feeling much better.

>>7822189
As valid as paying to be entertained by any other part of the internet, I think. Hope you have a comfy seat! Where are you flying to/from? Happy to be going there?

>>7822210
well two of my favorite musicians/musical groups announced that they're releasing albums in April so I'm really excited, how are you doing?

>>7822217
Pretty comfy yeah, thanks!
I'm flying from Australia back home to Australia, or rather to Dubai and then to Australia.
Yeah, I mean I loved Australia! But it's good to come home, have a place to myself, and not possibly dying of heatstroke.

>>7822232
>from Australia back home to Australia,
uwot

>>7822182
honestly they're a bit cumbersome to search, but come in handy if you don't' want to invest in the full book

>>7822174
It's been a while since I've played and it seems like we focus on different things (I focus on the main story and think the combat is fun), so I'm not sure if I'm the right person to ask. Most people seem to think it on par with the other ones except for the ending. But if you don't care about the main story and most of the gameplay, I'm not sure if you will really enjoy it.

>>7822248
She obviously meant Austria.
She's Austrianon.

>>7822347
I found player handbook, monster manual, and dm guide pretty quick
idk what other books we might need
I never dm'd before either
>>7822371
yeah, I was just being an ass

>>7822384
awesome! those are the main three needed for any given adventure! and if you want to DM I'd support you doing so, 1st time or not.

>tfw everyone always want to play D&D and never Vampire: The Masquarade

>>7822443
>Vampire: The Masquarade
Googled it, sounds hilariously corny and I am very much on board.

>>7822443
I haven't played that before
What system is it based on?
open to it though

>>7822443
always heard about it never played it

>>7822384
Browse /tg/ for awhile. There are lot of obnoxious people there, but there are usually some stories and advice you can glean from. Don't rely on the book too too much, or over-prepare. Your players WILL go off script so you have to play it by ear and improvise a good part of the time, but don't draw attention to that fact and don't make it obvious. Have fun!

>>7822502
this is good advice!
tg is the best for learning about tabletop games like D and D

I really need to go to sleep but my stomach started killing me out of nowhere
I hope its just gas I really cant afford to get sick and miss any days at work

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Is there any way to date mtf who are not degenerate?

Ive tried both most have disburging ammounts of mental baggage. The reason I gave up on cis women.

>>7822975
you're in the wrong thread friendo

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Why are we lesbians so much better than our counterparts?

>>7823147
purest form of love

>>7817191
Yeah, that's why I decided to growmy hair back. It makes me sad when random people say I look like a boy, did I fucking asked you, bitches? And it's kinda annoying that my mom denies I look boyish with that haircut.
Problem is I have a bad thin hair, and I won't be able to travel without a hairdryer.
And I will still look ugly, just less boyish.

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>>7823243
>did I fucking asked you, bitches?
Why did this make me laugh so much

>>7823243
>thin hair
Did a short haircut work for you? Apart from the boy comments.. my hair is really thin and it's the only thing keeping me from cutting it short, because I'm worried it'll look like shit. As it stands I literally just brush it and put it in a ponytail because I hate it.

>>7823272
Not the anon you posed your question to but I get the feeling that people who always wear their hair in a ponytail and hate dealing with it pretty much ALWAYS feel immense relief after they cut their hair short and tend to love it for how it makes their life easier, if nothing else. If you're not doing anything with your hair, I suggest just cutting it short. If you're putting your hair in a ponytail everyday then you're not using long hair to hide your face so having it short will only make you look more attractive because then it will actually be cut to compliment your face instead of just being shoved out of the way. Plus if you feel good in your own skin (which it seems like you would with short hair) you'll always look better. TL;DR: Go for it dude.

>>7823327
Thanks, I appreciate the thought put into that. I'm probably going to just go and get it done on tuesday and hope for the best.

As probably the only part of the board with cis women, what do you think about the news story where a teenage FtM tranny was entered into a women's wrestling competition and won?

Would you rather compete against FtM or MtF trannies in sports events? Which seems fairer??

>>7823351
**more fair

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No. No tranner discussion. If we wanted to talk about that article we'd go to the thread with the article. That's why we're here instead. Because we don't want to talk about that article.

>>7823351
I'd like to discuss this topic, but this isn't the place. I enjoy lesgen un-derailed.

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I like the idea of eating ass but then I consider its function. What do I do?

>>7823377
Let yourself get caught up in the moment when it presents itself, then regret your decision after the fact.

>>7823377
Be drunk.

Where's /Our gal/? Did you hook up with that super model or did you blow your chances?

>>7823406
Wait, who was hooking up with supermodels?

>>7823462
Anon spilled coffee all over an impossibly beautiful businesswoman. She was subsequently blessed by the goddess (and an overexcited friend). The super hot chick gave anon her number and told her which hotel she was staying at for the weekend in town. So anon was being invited to fuck a girl way outta her league.

>>7823502
Oh wow, exciting! Definitely need an update on that.

>>7822230
Sorry for the super late reply but turns out the in flight WiFi wasn't really worth the price. And the Emirates try to block 4chin anyway because lol degeneracy and stuff.
Anyway, I'm doing fine, thanks for asking! Just have another two hours or so to kill in Dubai now. Thank goodness the Business Lounge has decent showers at least.

>>7823272
I guess, they look idk more fluffy since it's too short and light for gravity to force it down, but only in summer when I don't need to wear hood because of shitty weather.
Short hair is more comfortable for me buuuuuut I'm too weak to deal with a thought everyone consider me ugly (as if I start being pretty with long hair).

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>>7823567
I bet you'd be qt with short hair anon.

>>7820362
>gf
Lol I wish

>>7823567
Short hair is cute though. Short hair is justice.

>Austrianon is not just a siscon but also into BDSM
have you no shame, woman

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>>7823607
Not a lot of shame actually, no.
But I'm anonymous here, that helps a lot with opening up.

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>>7823607

She also holds hands in public

>>7823616
L-lewd. I only hold hands with my sister.

>>7823567
I have hair insecurity like this. If I have it short I always think I look like an ugly lesbian to everyone and I'm scared of interacting with girls. Trying to grow it out and it's kinda helping my self esteem but I hate the way t looks and feels.

>>7823377
Is it bad that I don't care? I'd eat a cute girl's ass all day as long as she washed it with a little soap first.

One irritating thing when coming out is all these bisluts suddenly delusioning that I worship the ground they walk on, as they keep whoring themselves to guys as usual. Like... no, fuck off, I'm goldstar lesbian, distance your crusty cumhole away from me before I catch aids or someshit!

>>7823634
>think I look like an ugly lesbian to everyone
Same.
I cut it exactly to stop hiding my face behind hair and get more comfortable with being unattractive. But I fucking give up.

I told the girl I'm talking to that I'd probably drunk text her embarrassingly and she said "hahah please do" with blushing emojis and I have no idea what that means. What does she want??

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>>7823699
>but I fucking give up
I know this feel.
t. neet

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>tfw no qt, megane-wearing gf

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>>7823699

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>"Look, Stalin said he would help you, so that should be good enough. Good luck with your Warsaw... thing."

>>7823784

Wrong board altogether. Jesus I need to stop mixing wine and vodka.

>>7823789
Do you browse /his/ too

>>7823791

Yes, History books and the library was always my thing to get my through high school when all my friends found out I was gay after a house party incident and dropped me hard.

hey guys whats that tumblr for masturbation
i forgot and need it quick

>>7823794
House party incident? Mind sharing?

>>7823816

I was 15, it was the first time I ever seriously got drunk.I was nursing a crush on my best friend and she was there just as drunk as I was. A couple of boys were going around egging on girls to kiss or engage in other sapphic shennigans. My friend and I escaped the main party and we went to go hang out in a bathroom and we got to talking for about 2 hours. We were cuddly, and lewdly holding hands. It got late, like 2 amish and we started kissing. I ate her out, and she fingered me and we ended up sleeping in a walk in closet that night and I said I loved her, and she said it back.We parted that morning and the weekend was silence. Didn't mind it.Figured I had a girlfriend or something along those lines. If she didn't want to be open with it, fine. As long as she wanted me.

Monday came around and I went to school and I gained a new nickname _____ the Dyke. Friend told my other friends what happened and they reacted badly so she lied and said I seduced her or something along those lines.Got dumped by everyone with a vagina,

Male friends were curious and teased me a little but it was much more friendly banter sort of teasing.I guess being friends with a lesbian might have paid off for them, but it didn't seem that way. Whenever my male friends weren't there or busy, I ended up spending as much time as I could in between classes in places the girls I hung out at wouldn't be.

I guess I am lucky that they kept it at school and did not spill it to my parents until I was ready to talk about it.

>>7823840
Sounds bad but at least your parents didn't know
Tfw iktf

>>7823778
I'm not that desperate and can stay alone for the rest of my life.

>>7823847

Yeah, it feels like it's some petty shit from 1995 or something but it was 2005. Back in the day I figured my life was over and it was all damage control from then on out. High school was designed by a sadist lol.

>>7823840
>anon lived in a YA book
I'm jealous tbqh.

>>7823856

It's not what it's cracked up to be. I think I would rather nurse a crush on my sister then deal with spiteful straight girls hooked on their daily fix of the notebook and mean girls..

>>7823719
She wants to fuck

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>tfw you're starting to think one of your close friends thinks you're Captain Save-a-Ho

>>7823890
You mean she's cucking you for free stuff/money? Or that she uses you as her emotional dumpster? Deets?

>>7823778
As a fellow uggo, I feel her.
Honestly her only hope is to transition from an ugly girl to an average dude.

>>7823699
Post your pic. I have low standards and will probably compliment you.

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>>7823351
>Would you rather compete against FtM or MtF trannies in sports events? Which seems fairer??

I'm not gonna derail, I just want to say I'd make that decision based on what scientifically was deemed more equal (which I assume is probably still FtM, but I don't know that for sure). One competition doesn't necessarily mean anything.

Pic unrelated, just wanted to add some pretty.

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What do you do to keep the depression at bay?

For me it's cooking. Pic related is a pie I made last night, It's not the most aesthetic, but ehh it still tatse great. I also bake bread, baguettes, cake, tarts, souffles, gingerbread, ect.. All because they keep me occupied on days I want to kms. I have a really small appetite, so I end up giving a lot of it away before it goes bad

>>7824011
marry me

>>7823613
>Austrianon saves my reaction pics

We truly are destined to be with each other.

>>7824011
I plan the route I'm going to take that road trip when I finally save up enough to buy that RV I want so badly
it'll be awesome just to pick up and GO, whenever I want

>>7824011
Talk to my gf and count my savings, which isn't a ton but I think it's good for my age.

Is there any way to find lesbians who will let you watch? There's straight exhibitionists - surely there must be lesbian ones

Been hooked ever since i watched my ex with my friends gf

>>7824011
>What do you do to keep the depression at bay?
Masturbation. Can't be sad when you're feeling pleasure.

>>7824011
I'm too lame to have a depression

>>7824031
maybe in the d/s scene
they get off on cucking, be prepared for verbal abuse

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>>7823920
>Or that she uses you as her emotional dumpster?

That one. Granted she has a lot of shit going on in her life (constantly broke, over weight, single mom who's ex is garbage), I can't help but feel like she's using me as a therapist.

>give her fitness advice/motivation as well as offer to work out with her
>sympathize when baby daddy drama/family drama/financial issues happen
>give her advice on all those things when she asks for it
>even though she almost never follows it
>look at her resume and cover letter and send her motivational stuff when she's job hunting
>help her clean her apartment and car out numerous times because CPS will take her daughter if they see how they live
>so bad I almost gagged the last time I visited her because of the smell and it's infested with bugs
>offer to help her get organized, give her spare furniture
>suggest frequently that she get help, give her the name of a place that has therapy as well as childcare/play therapists for her and her daughter
>she's in total denial about the way she lives and the fact that she needs professional help so she always makes some excuse

And it's CONSTANT. Whenever she calls me 90% of the time it's not to see how I'm doing or catch up or arrange to hang out. It's to vent about something. I have severe depression and anxiety (she knows this) and am trying really hard to get my shit together so it's kind of draining sometimes.

The other day she told me about how her ex noticed their daughter smelled bad and was starting to build a case against her and I suggested that she make sure everything is clean, there's food in the fridge, etc. because all it would take is one call to CPS and they would do a surprise visit (happened to a friend of my cousins). She got short with me and made the usual excuses. Then she apologized later that day for being snippy, saying that she had been really anxious and throwing up stomach acid all day. I'm at the point where I'm tired of feeling sorry for her.

>>7824014
Sure thing baybee
>>7824021
That's super cool, do you have anywhere specific in mind you want to go when you get an RV?
>>7824024
Yeah keeping track of your savings is always a good thing. It's nice that you have a qt to support you
>>7824033
I can see how that'd help, but whenever I'm extremely depressed I tend lose my sex drive
>>7824039
Damn you need to come teach me your secrets of being lame so I can get stop being deppressed haha

Coffee anon here if anyone still remembers, I'm the girl who spilt iced coffee all over that business women and she gave me her number. Things are going well!

>>Thursday she called me and we talked on the phone, she was worried since I didn't text/call first that I was uninterested
>>Learned each others names and she asked to get lunch Friday, we make plans
>>Getting ready to hang up
>>Her: "Oh and anon, I think your voice is adorable on the phone hehe, see you at 12."
>>Mfw
>>Friday we went out to lunch at a small cafe, talked the whole evening and then ended up getting dinner together
>>Conversation was great and we laughed the whole time and asked questions back and forth and even a quiet minute didn't feel like an awkward silence
>>Learned she works for a company and does her work from online and travels as she pleases
>>She works early in the mornings or at night for a couple hours on her laptop, then has the rest of the day off
>>Over dinner she asked if I wanted to go to the club Saturday night
>>She picked me up around 8:30 Saturday night
>>Her car is REALLY nice
>>Got into the club around 9
>>Club was packed
>>We started drinking a little and dancing
>>I was dancing and some girl elbowed me really hard in the back
>>Fall right into the women
>>My face went right into her boobs since I'm 5'3 and she's 5'9-5'10ish
>>She smells so damn good
>>She just giggled, cupped my face and pushed my hair back and asked if I was okay
>>Laughed it off and we sat down and had another drink
>>Left around 1AM
>>Got Mc Ds and ate at the pier in her car
>Sat in her car giggling about stupid things and listened to music
>>She drove me home
>>Pull up into my driveway
>>She leaned over and kissed me and said she had fun and wants to hang out again Wednesday when I get off work
>>Maybe go see a movie

>>7824072
North at first, growing up as a desert rat gave me a fetishism for snow
searching around for places where I can hunt on the cheap
>all of my friends balk at the idea I want to kill bambi's mom
>then eat the poor fucker too

>>7824050
Christ. Stop standing up up for her. She's an ungrateful bitch, who will keep using you for the rest of her life. You deserve better, and you know it. Also, please don't let her kids suffer because she's too much of a baby to take care of them!

>>7824079
can I buy the movie rights?

>>7824079
Aw that's adorable <3 I remember when you posted a while back. I'm happy that you two get along well, keep us updated!

>>7824079
I feel things are moving a little fast but I don't mind that much. I haven't dated in awhile and the last time I had sex was half a year ago. I don't know why I feel so nervous and shy right now when usually I feel fairly confident. When she smiles at me, I just blush like an idiot and she laughs at me. She seems pretty wealthy, based on her clothes, car and style and how she carries herself. I sort of feel intimidated by that since I feel if I were to buy her a gift I wouldn't want to get her something.. inexpensive.

>>7824111
Don't be intimidated, anon. I've dated a girl who had a lot more money than me too, and she didn't care at all that I wasn't as wealthy as her. Do you have any interest in art, writing or music? If so you could make her something, and even if you don't have interest in those things I'm sure she'll like whatever gifts you give her, because well, they're from you.

>>7824111
flowers are always a good bet

>>7824079
How old are you two?

>>7824047
Man, you really can buy anything on Amazon these days.

>>7822400
I have 900+ pages in all to read now
I'm getting kind of intimidated
like
what do we do for dice
should I draw maps
should I be silly or serious

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>>7824088
It's funny because sometimes I'm the one that winds up feeling ungrateful. My anxiety is so bad that I can't drive a car or work full time (I'm getting help and getting a lot better) and we live in the middle of podunk nowhere so there's no real bus system. So when we hang out, she drives. I give her gas money, but I still feel bad about it sometimes.

At least now that she's got her ex on child support she's stopped asking for money (I make less than her and when she would ask for help paying a light bill or to get her car out of repo it really stressed me out because I couldn't afford it). But now her ex is building a case against her. He doesn't even want custody of the kid because he loves her (he barely spends time with her). He just wants to hurt my friend.

I think the only reason that I bend over backwards is because there's a child involved. She's 4 and has her fair share of issues because of her homelife (she pisses herself every time she hears loud voices/noises because of her dad). But she's really sweet and doesn't deserve any of this.

When my friend does stuff like let her walk around after peeing herself in Target because she got scared, admits to sometimes holding off cooking dinner in hopes that the little girl will go to sleep first (and is surprised when she wakes up starving the next morning), and lets her live in a filthy house and sleep on a mattress in the corner of her room it just really upsets me. My friend claims she loves the little girl more than anything, but sometimes I want to call defacs on her. It's a weird feeling.

I'd talk to my other friend about it, but she's a dreamer who just quit her job doing data entry to go after a music career.

>tfw you're a NEET and sometimes feel more down to earth than them

>>7824072
>Damn you need to come teach me your secrets of being lame so I can get stop being deppressed haha
It's easy, you just need to be born a shit. Too normal to have all that 'no life' problems, not enough normal to have a life and 'tough life' problems. So no problems big enough to cause depression but things are still not too bright to feel idk ok.

>tfw I will never be a trafficked sex slave to upper class lesbian
>tfw I will never be chained up in silver all day
>tfw I will never eat her out beyond the point my tongue and lips are sore
>tfw she will never tease my pucci and then keep me on the edge
>tfw she will never force me to orgasm until I pass out
>tfw I will never clean her house while she's at work in corporate/politics
>tfw there will never be a scandal about it
>tfw I will never die honorably while defending her from cops

>>7824231

I'd read that book.
Lesbian 50 Shades of Grey.
Get on it, anon.

>>7824072
My way to fight depression is eating a lot, we're a perfect match.

>>7824201
I would go dark for a week or two
but I'm just callous I guess
my family of users and losers makes not talking to people easy enough

just shoot her a text and say you need some 'me' time and ignore her for as along as you can
>it sounds meaner than it is

>>7820362

>how do you meet other lesbians
Internet.
>how did you meet your gf
4chan

>>7820509

>D&D
Im so sorry.
What edition?

>>7823147
What's our counterpart? Gay men or straight women?

>>7820362
Here on lesgen almost 3 years ago. We are still together and are no longer long distance.

>>7820362
My wife and I ran into each other in a museum in 2012, literally. Although I did not fall in love with her until around Christmas the same year (had gone home and found that I missed her very much) we became a couple on the following Valentine's day and married in 2015.

>>7824308
Yeah, that's kind of the point that I feel like I'm at.

I've already gotten to the point where I screen her calls if I'm not feeling up to listening, but she usually keeps hanging up and calling back. It's really annoying so I just wind up going outside when she does that. She acts like if one of us needs the other, then the other should drop everything and be supportive, but that honestly strikes me as immature and kind of selfish. It's not realistic, either.

>>7824262
Thanks m8! I'm actually kinda bad at writing, but might give a shot at it some day... I guess it'd end up better, since it's not hettrash (like Grey), nor written by male siberian neckbeard (like Sunstone), hell, there ain't enough lesbian noncon/bdsm stories around.

>>7823565
that's ok! I figured you were busy or something.
and I hope you used that time to have sex with your sister

>>7823797
I know five hours late isn't "quick", but could it be orgasmictipsforgirls?

>>7824016
How could I not, it was perfect.
And you are perfect too anon. <3
I might have had a couple of cosmos in flight.

>>7824570
Nah, I used half the flight for sleeping and the other half having drinks with my sis (woo for onboard bars) so that was fun. Also watched some pretty bad entertainment.
Happy to be home though

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I feel way too timid and embarassed when it comes to sex. When things start getting in the mood with a girl I start getting really flustered, try to hide my face/look away and avoid it. In these situations I feel like my heart's going to explode. I end up just saying I don't feel ready.

I feel like it's a mix of low self esteem and being embarassed. It's not that I don't want sex or anything, I wish I could be more confident about it because this really gets in the way. Just curious if anyone else is the same way so I don't feel so alone.

>>7824425
>>7824483
why are you still here

>>7824658
I think that's somewhat normal at first. As someone who's stopped the first two times she could've lost her virginity (and I really, really wanted to), it's okay, take your time. Your girlfriend will (hopefully) be understanding, it's a big step to most people.
What we did was when I got too flustered, she'd stop her advances and tell me to touch myself and show her what feels good for me and to get more comfortable with the whole thing. That really helped.

>>7824628
>How could I not, it was perfect.

Glad you liked it, I took that screenshot just for you.

>And you are perfect too anon. <3

Y-You too.

>>7824719
What's it from, actually? Seems vaguely familiar but I can't put my finger on it.

Anyone want to share your first kiss stories?

Here's mine.
>16, junior in Highschool
>Best friends with a qt redhead with a 10/10 ass
>been crushing on her since 9th grade
>She had a boyfriend, but was bi and would tease me and talk about girls with me
>Go over to her house for a sleepover
>That night she puts on Pokemon the first movie, I lay my head on her, and she occasionally pets my hair or traces her fingers along my waist
>Movie ends and we turn off the lights to go to sleep
>Asks me if I've had my first kiss and I say no
>"well.. do you want it?"
>She turns to face me and we kiss
>Not a peck on the cheek, but slow and passionate kissing
>She pulls away from me and says "slow down baby.."
>I learn to match her pace and we go back to kissing for a bit longer
>Aftrwards get blushy so I sperg out and put my face in her tits
>she laughs, gets on top of me kinda pinning me down and we talk about life
>mentions we won't go farther than that
>rolls off and we spoon
>a few minutes later I gather my courage and grabbed her hand while telling her I loved her and that I want to be with her
>she goes quiet
>"It's not like that"
>tells me she just wanted me to have my first kiss and didn't mean for it to get so sexual
>Rolls the other way and falls asleep
>we only ever talked about it again once
>tried to kiss her again a few months later but she won't let me
>We aren't as close anymore, but I'm still friends with her to this day

>>7824733
Charlotte.

>>7824861
Oh, yeah I thought I knew that. Wasn't too good though, was it? I remember watching a couple of episodes when it came out.

>>7824628
>tfw too young to drink
well I'm sure it was a blast, what's the next step in your master plan (to woo your sister)?

>>7824874
I didn't feel bored watching it, but yeah, it's a pretty mediocre animu.

>>7824783
>17, 1 seek before senior year starts
>my brother and his friend are getting together and drinking a bunch and I join along because why the fuck not
>get to her house
>it's just her and my brother and I
>we get wasted off of vodka and tequila
>my brother crashes in her bed
>they are close enough friends that they would've slept (not sexually) together, but his feet are notoriously smelly so her and I go to her parent's room and sleep
>at some point during the night in my drunkenness, I suggest that we cuddle naked
>we end up cuddling all night and talking about our childhoods and what not until it's light outside
>do pretty much the exact same thing the next day except actually cuddle in her bed this time
>wake up the next morning and hang around her room naked
>at some point I mention that I had never kissed anyone
>"but I think I'd be ok if you were my first kiss. at least then I wouldn't have to worry about having ill feelings since we're just friends and stuff. like what's wrong with having your first kiss be your best friend?"
>we look at each other and we both lean in, her on her bed and me kneeling on the floor
>we kiss for a moment
>a month later we were dating
>lasted 2.5 years
>until she cheated on me with some guy in her department at university

>>7824680
Mostly to shitpost now and then

>>7825040
bisluts
not even once

>>7824966
>tfw drinking age in Austria is 16 but nobody really cares
That sure helped with being an awkward teen.
How old are you anon?

>>7824973
Yeah that's pretty much how I remember it.

>>7824111
Oh put those thoughts out of your mind. You say she's well off and so she can buy things for herself, but gifts that reflect you know what she likes (her interests like seeing a game, a book, treats, etc). Just because she has money doesn't mean she doesn't appreciate thoughtful gifts.

>>7825058
20, but in the US
but I turn 21 on Tues/Wed (I don't have a real birthday this year thanks to being born on leap day)
and that doesn't mean I didn't drink, but I would've a lot more had it been legal up until this point.

>>7824082
Don't kill Bambi's mom
pls

>>7825058
>tfw drinking age in Germany is 16 as well but didn't start regularly drinking until maybe 20

I used to be so pure.

>>7825105
Isn't your age of consent like 14?

>>7824783
>>7825040
Lesbians ONLY no bishits.

>>7825112
>Isn't your age of consent like 14?

Yes. Although your sex partner has to be under the age of 18, otherwise you have to be 16 for it to be considered consensual.

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>>7820354
I love how clg is moving faster than gaygen

>>7824192
>should I draw maps
Yes

>should I be silly or serious
Both?

>tfw tried to DM once, like a million years ago. Worked so hard on it, made beautiful maps and stuff. And then no one wanted to play.

>>7824231
Fuck, why live?

>>7825145
It's cuz the fucking retards split the gen in 3.

>>7825084
The US drinking age never made any sense to me at all.

>>7825105
And then you caught the gay. It's all downhill degeneracy from here on

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>>7825170
Ah, no, I had caught the gay many years before.
I even held hands before I held a bottle of alcohol.

>>7825193
>used to be so pure
>held hands
Don't lie to me, you've always been a slut.

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>>7825170
yea me neither, I assume that it has to do with the weird American protestantism, but I really really don't understand.

>>7825112
>Lesbians ONLY no bishits.
excuse me, I'm gold star, she turned out to be a bishit. but I'm not even sure that had anything to do with it since she asked if it would be ok to fuck her lesbian friend

(you) don't get breakfast today, but for everyone else, breakfast is ready! come grab your flatcakes and orange juice while they're still hot/cold, respectively!

>>7825131
Are you the German paired with the Austrian?

>>7825237
I don't get breakfast? I don't eat breakfast so take that and stick it. Don't entertain feelings for bishits. They deserve nothing from the gold star master race.

>>7825203
I only held the hand of my long-time girlfriend, like any good wife would do.
At that time, anyway.

>>7825237
>breakfast
>it's 9.30pm here
>coming from Sydney where it's early morning though
Jetlag means I'm allowed to have pancakes at night, right?

>>7825258
That's still pretty gay anon, but I love you regardless

There are gay men, but not really gay women.
Women can be bi at most.

>>7825237
>breakfast
It's 9pm!

>>7825253
you're skipping the most important meal of the day? no wonder you're so cranky

>>7825264
you can have pancakes anytime Austrianon

>>7825273
I never got this whole "most important meal of the day" thing. My breakfast usually consists of just tea/coffee and maybe some fruits if I can be bothered. Does that mean I'll die young?

Also much appreciated anon, I'd love to eat your pancake.

>>7825253
>Are you the German paired with the Austrian?

Yeah.

>>7825264
The purest form of gay.
I love you, too.

>>7825273
I have to get up to serve God. Breakfast food is the least appealing of all foods, pancake. This is the truth I bring you.

>>7825258
Interlocked? Did you at least use protection???

>>7825286
O. I was gonna hit on you. But I know you aren't 25+.
>tfw no stoic, hot older German woman to wrap around

>>7825285
it comes from the idea that if you don't eat breakfast, then you won't have enough energy to start your day

>>7825289
I respectfully disagree. it's one of my favorite meals, obviously

>>7825271
it's 2:30 pm here
breakfast isn't about the time, it's about the spirit! waking up and eating a nice meal with your qt is the best way to start off the day!

>>7825300
I guess that makes some sense, though I never felt like I needed extra energy. Dunno.

Sing me a lullaby lesgen, I'm too exhausted to even think lewd thoughts about my sister.

>>7825271
It's 6pm here and I just had breakfast too

>>7825289
Of course, I had her wear gloves, didn't want her to get me pregnant.

>>7825299
Call me in 2020. I'll probably still be here.

>>7824783
>Anyone want to share your first kiss stories?

>29
>Still KHV
>the end

>>7825509
I bet you're ugly.

>>7825300
I think it would be fun to slap you with a pancake, pancake. Real talk. Have you put on weight?

>>7825509
I could be your first kiss.

How to make all KHV's meet and hold hands and kiss, so that this more common, global problem could be solved?

>>7825566
lesgen meetup

>>7825555
I'm 125 lbs @ 5'7
I've actually lost weight in the past month or so since moving out and eating healthier (read: too poor to eat out)

>>7825509
Where are you from?

>>7821899
Late-reply but why is it swoonworthy?

>>7825584
That's an acceptable weight. I'd try to have sex with you. If you end up liking it you have to tell me lesbians are the best, gold stars are the best, better than any bishit. And then we'll consider baking an assortment of cupcakes.

>>7825566
Set up a map of all the khvs. Khvs near each other travel to hug and kiss in a chaste manner. Khvs isolated receive micro donations through gofundme to hire a girl to kiss.

>>7825509

>26
>Still KV
>The end

>>7825652
>Set up a map of all the khvs. Khvs near each other travel to hug and kiss in a chaste manner. Khvs isolated receive micro donations through gofundme to hire a girl to kiss.


It'll be like The Chart, only the exact opposite concept. Let's do it, lesgen.

>>7825652
but anon, how am I going to say those things if we use that gag that I've been dying to try out?

also my vote is for red velvet cupcakes

Have you girls ever have homicidal fantasies included in sexual fantasies?

I often fantasize about murdering and eating them after sex.

>>7825768
you're the reason we have KHVs

>>7825774
Why...?

These fantasies I would never act out, and it's not that gratuitous. After sex, I would slit their throat, then eat the flesh around the neck.

>>7825800
>eat the flesh around the neck.
>not the pussy

Straight girl, pls go

>>7825815
I obviously fantasize about eating pussy, but not the actual flesh.

>>7825800
Shouldn't you cook it first?

>>7825824
No, kek, I ain't logical in homicidal sexual fantasies.

Am I only cis lesbian around here, after the recent invasion? Plz come back, everyone!!

>>7825844
I'm here too just busy reading
>http://dungeonsanddragons.thestudentschool.wikispaces.net/file/view/Dungeons+%26+Dragons+D%26D+5E+5th+Ed+-+Dungeon+Master%27s+Guide+-+OCR+ToC.pdf

>>7825844
I'm definitely cis.

I hope I'm not the only homosexual XX here.

>>7825768
No. Some blood play occasionally but that's the extent

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>>7824680
>tfw no 4chan gf

>>7825860
Am I broken?

>>7825899
I'm not usually one to judge
but yes

>>7825768
I wouldn't mind being murdered and eaten after sex.

Wanna hook-up?

>>7825908
>tfw no Armin Meiwes gf to eat me out and eat me
Seriously though, y'all are fucked up

>>7825908
Unf, I would love you to, like, enthusiastically ask for pain and even death.

Seriously, though, I wouldn't do it in real life. I would be up for blood-play and faux-murder.

>>7824127
>>7824130
Thanks, those are all good ideas.
>>7824143
I'm almost 23, she's 28.

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Cute yes/no? I'm kinda on the fence.

>>7826211
why u no clean?

>>7826235
Because I'm a disgusting slob

>>7826211
Sorry, I'd rather not get nail polish up my vagoo.

>>7826242
reading that shouldn't have turned me on as much as it did

>>7826247
They're totally vagoo-safe.
Trust me I know

>>7824680

Why not?
I met her on 4chan, half my friends rae 4channers, and i mean, where else am I gonna shitpost?

>>7826255
Oh you like me dirty, don't you anon? Do you like how I haven't washed my hair in a week? Aww yes.

>>7824527
I think I remember reading this before, are you an asian girl?

>>7826211
Yes, but only if you do all of them

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>tfw you're too third world for a 4chan gf

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>>7826211
I want your fingers inside me.

>>7826336
>>7826378
T-thanks.

4chan gf sounds terrible, I always assume everyone is an autistic neet slob like I am

>>7826366
What third world country are you in?

>tfw third world too

>>7826392
Most of us are autistic, but not all of us are NEET slobs.

>>7826392
>4chan gf sounds terrible
>an autistic neet slob like I am

Something is not adding up.

>>7826392
I think it'd pretty cool to have someone kind of like-minded as long as it's not too long-distance

>>7826397
A-an island in the Caribbean where we speak Spanish. You?

>>7826408
my dad could visit me whenever
he said if he found my apartment a mess because I'm lazy he'd cut off my neetbux

>>7826494
>isla del Caribe
>tercer Mundo
¿Qué?

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>>7826494
México

>>7826520
Pues, estoy justo al lado de Haiti, so yeah...

>>7826531
>>7826539
>tfw no beautiful latina gf

>>7826539
¿Por qué no puedes encontrar una qt novia donde vives?

>>7825699
>how am I going to say those things if we use that gag
You can write it out with the drool leaking from your mouth I guess. Which mouth you can choose.

>>7826247
Ya'll recall that article about the girl who got multiple infections from a woman who shredded the inside of her vagina with her bedazzled nails? I dry out and clamp down to the the thought still.

>>7826211
Your room looks like my room but cleaner.

>>7826531
get over here before that wall goes up

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>>7826570
No se si darte una lista de todo lo malo sobre mi o simplemente decirte que no conozco a otra lesbiana aparte de mi shitty ex

>>7826589
Pick me up at the border, then marry me so I stay.

>>7826591
Dame la lista, cariño.