closet thread

>>7810668
LONDON
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>>7810685
I'm from amerifat. delicious circumcised cock

idubbbztv """i'm gay"""" meme LOLE

How's it feel to have cucked your entire life?

>>7810752
Seems to me like he's cucked his wife, not his life.

>>7810776
He thinks so but really he's cucked himself by getting married. Everyone else is off leading normal lives doing their thing and he's living a lie that will be such a tremendous financial pain in the ass when it inevitably breaks apart. Such a stupid fucking move to get married to a woman as a gay man.

I'm bi and I'm worried people will just treat me like a token gay guy if I come out and my straight friends will worry I'm always hitting on them

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I'm horrified of anal sex
so many horror stories of painal fuck-ups, uti's, std's
>anon how did you manage to get jock-itch on your face?
>mfw
I'll just stick to low-key handies

>>7810690
>Delicious
>Circumcized

Ha

>>7810853
If they're good friends and you don't act like a total faggot they'll know you're legit. I mean if you act super gay then yeah they'll think you're coming out as bi to soften the blow but they already think you're gay anyway if that's the case.

>>7810668
Get on hormones and meanwhile get your wife into cuckolding.
One day things will just progress and she will tell you to wear chasity cages and get her boyfriend ready with your mouth.

Best part is that you can continue being married to her while being a disgusting faggot.

>>7810813
I don't know, married dudes are hot as fuck.

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You need a broke back buddy.

Seek a gay, maybe also closeted/married, friend who shares with you interest in a hobby both your spouses hate. Camping, fishing, hunting, vintage jazz, screamo, polka rap... so you two can take hobby vacations together that are just fuck fests with alubi photos.

Old school.

I would love such an arrangement, so I'm sure there are others out there.

>>7811336
yeah the feeling of ruining a family just turns me on, i love thinking about other people suffering

>>7810668
>I'm gay

WHY DID YOU GET MARRIED, YOU FUCKING IDIOT!?

>>7811502
There's no reason for them to find out tbph.

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>>7810668
>tfw closeted
>tfw just live alone and have nothing and noone to worry about

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>>7811504
this

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>>7813013
>tfw just live alone and have nothing and noone

>>7813033
kek where's that image from

top tier kraut humor

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>>7813049
there's a massive, easily-googleable watermark right there in the corner anon

>>7813065
i'm not finding anything but thanks regardless

>>7813077
http://www.mausland.de/illustrations

>>7813087
ah yeah i was googling "mausland kochstudio"

thank ü

>>7810854
I would like for this notion to be popularized. Anal sex is pure hedonism and really isn't worth the problems. Other forms of getting off are more than enough to manage one's physical needs.

>>7810668
You should probably be honest with your wife. Assuming you don't live in Iran, you kinda brought this on yourself. If you choose to go behind her back on this, you'd pretty much be a worthless person i m o.