Cis Lesgen

>>7804141
How many trannies got themselves in the news this time?

None for me. I blame only five stories and being out today.

>>7804178
trannies out pls

>>7804178
>going out

Fucking normie.

>>7804196
Being out with his fellow neckbeards putting that CS degree to use.

>>7804212
>triggered

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>>7804231
I was born female. With a nice 5'4" body. Your existence only gets my pity, Matt.

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OUR GAL.

>>7804256
>I was born female. With a nice 5'4" body.
Perfect for taking dick. You win, I'm jelly.

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>>7804212
>>7804256
Why do you feel the need to shit up every thread, you're insufferable

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>>7804270
>he resorts to talking about wieners
But remember! He's female inside!!! KEK

>>7804291
>why do you feel the need to shit up every thread you're insufferable
And you still won't leave? I'm female. You're male. This thread is for females. Not you. Sorry if that's too confusing.

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>>7804333
>implying you're actually female and not just a cis male roleplayer

>>7804339
>>7804343
>>7804349
>tfw you will never be young and in love bc you're a disgusting tranny

>>7804333
I'm not female inside. I just want to be.

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>>7804355
Already shown time-stamped picture of myself. Better than what you've done.

>>7804141
>>/Our gal/ successfully spills coffee all over an impossibly beautiful businesswoman and is invited to fuck her
i've been in the hospital and i missed the last few threads, fill me in on this ASAP

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>>7804369
See
>>7803475

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>>7804375
>that pic
why live

>>7804256
Are there any other generals that routinely misgender other posters or display any similar bigotry?

I stopped having so much feelings for my crush after we've become closer friends, although I still find her really cute. Feeling like it just shows I just wanted to be her friend. Is this normal?

>>7804406
>avatarfagging

>>7804420
>misgender
>bigotry
>>>/tumblr/

>>7804368
what picture?

>>7804422
Very normal. Changing from being into guys to being into girls isn't unheard of either, but changing your way is extremely common on hrt.

I really wish y'all would stop posting tumblr pics of drunk straight girls experimenting with each other.

>>7804420
This is 4chan. There'll always be trolls. You just have to ignore them.

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>>7804490
You're not a woman. I wonder what you'd do without your pills. Hopefully kill yourself.

>>7804485
Can confirm they're all lesbians.

>>7804490
You're not female.

>>7804499
>Can confirm they're all lesbians
O pls. They just look like sexually liberal gal pals. Once they hit their late 20s/early 30s, they'll realize their chance of making healthy, non-retarded babies is gradually getting slimmer and decide to settle with a nice financially secure guy.

>>7804485
If it wasn't for straight girls experimenting I'd never have had sex.

my roommate has been in the shower for over an hour and I desperately need to take a shit. Wat do?

>>7804539
Keep telling yourself that, beta bruh.

>>7804619
Tell her you need to take a shit. Duh.

>>7804619
Turn the water cold so she stops masturbating.

What do you call a gold star who has only had sex with other gold stars? A super gold star?

Given a graph of lesbians, what is the time complexity of an algorithm that determines whether a given lesbian is a gold star? A super gold star?

>>7804627
>>7804645
She or the other roommate hid the last roll of toilet paper, which I bought, because we're running out. Fuckin hell.

>>7804672
God they want me to go buy more when I have a 12 hour shift tomorrow. I really fucking hate people sometimes.

>>7804686
fuck it, I really need to shit, I'm gonna go get some before the store closes

Carrot juice is the shit.
I fucking love carrots.

>>7804665
>Given a graph of lesbians, what is the time complexity of an algorithm that determines whether a given lesbian is a gold star? A super gold star?
this is equivalent to the clique problem, pal

>>7804672
>>7804686
I'm so glad I don't have a roommate.

LF a roommate.
Anywhere except shitty countries.
Can pay $300 a month plus fingering.

>>7804725
Carrot cake is such a copout.

>>7804777
Wait, are you paying in fingering or getting paid in fingering?

>>7804777
Add oral and we have a deal

>>7804793
I've never done oral though, I'd probably be shitty at first.

>>7804784
I used to hate carrot cake, but then the teacher I had a crush on in 3rd grade gave me hers, because I didn't have any lunch. Now I love it.
Why do you think it's a copout?

>>7804837
d/a
Your instincts should take over. If she makes noises/movements to indicate she liked what you just did - keep doing that like her vagina contains the cure.

>>7804837
It's really not rocket science.

>>7804844
T-the cure to what?

>>7804844
>>7804876

Yeah, I would do it. I just want to lower expectations first.

So, takers?

A lot of samefagging going on in here.

>>7804926
Half an ounce of pussy juice a day heals all of your mental and emotional wounds. It must be taken regularly though, don't skip a day.

Studies on healing actual cancer have results pending.

>>7805040
I'm tempted but I can't cheat on my sister in good conscience.

>>7805053
Does it have to be another girls pussy juice?

>>7805074
>Does it have to be another girls pussy juice?
L-lewd

>>7804375
>>7803475
fuck
anon made it
maybe i'll make it too ;--;

>>7805083
Surely not lewder than drinking other girls' pussy juice?
Also, I kinda thought most girls taste themselves.

>>7805074
When will you drink your sister's pussy juice?

>>7805139
Can't be soon enough.

I got my first vibrator in the mail today.
It's one of those ones you insert and can control using your phone. It's pretty neat! It even has a thing where it vibrates in time to music, but that's currently too strong for me.

>>7805239
Is it good? I've never had a vibrator for insertion, only a massager.

>>7805241
Yeah I'm enjoying it. I'm only using it on it's lowest setting rn, I won't cum from it but it's pleasurable all the same. I think if I turned it way up I'd cum pretty fast but I'm just enjoying it as is for now. It also has a 2 hour battery life which is cool

>>7805245
>2 hour battery life
>not 8 hours
>you cannot sleep with it in and see what fucked up sex dreams you have

Eh.

Hey lesbros, I need to know how crazy this sounds, and if I am at all wrong with my body's reaction to this..
As I was browsing around in porn world I stumbled across a vid that has a girl in it that Looks exactly like a girl I was (and still kind of am) horribly in lust with. and even though in the vid she is the top, In my head I cant stop but image myself topping her, and just watching what her facial expressions would have been like are an uncontrollable turn on..
exsactly how crazy am I for feeling like this??

>>7805249
>"Hey lesbros, how crazy am I for wanting to have sex with a hot woman??"

>>7805252
Sounds normal to me.

>>7805251
Consider this though: you typically only remember the dreams you have soon before you wake up, so she just needs someone to put it in for her after roughly 6 hours of sleep.

>>7805254
>>7805253
my thing is though, Its not the girl, it just LOOKS exactly like her. Like is it crazy to get all hot and bothered by her if I already know she cant stand me?
That doesn't sound stalkerish?

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>>7805258
>Like is it crazy to get all hot and bothered by her if I already know she cant stand me?

>"Is it crazy to be attracted to someone regardless of them being attracted to me?"

Oh, S.

>>7805251
As good as that sounds, idk if I'd be able to sleep with it in like that. Maybe if it was in but off, then someone turned it on and gradually turned it higher and higher as I slept.. that could work

New gf claims to have a fetish for sleeping girls that developed when she molested her older cousin in her sleep. This seems a bit red-flag-y?

She's slept with me for a couple nights and I'm hoping she didn't finger me in my sleep or something

>>7805261
I feel like I'm disrespecting her or something.
I feel bad, but the fantasy's, the fantasy's are killing me.
isn't it wrong to lust after anyone who wont lust after you??

>>7805266
>hoping she didn't finger you in your sleep
What are you, straight?

In all seriousness, tell her you're not comfortable with that unless agreed upon in specific circumstances.

>>7805266
heh heh, I had an ex that would do that.
it was awkward waking up to having sex with someone who couldn't wait for you to wake up.

>>7805272
Well she heavily implied that she already did. Idk I don't really want to be messed with while I sleep.

Plus the molestation thing is really bothersome. She said it in a jokey manner but that is sort of something pretty terrible regardless of gender or whether you're concousness while it happens

>>7805281
>not wanting to have sex while sleeping.
What's wrong with you?

>>7805281
Yeah anon honestly, her finding inflicting abuse funny is horrendous. That coupled with the fact she's possibly already done that to you, means she doesn't respect your boundaries and that may extend to other abuses. I'm not saying she's an abusive partner, but she may become one. Be aware and cautious. If she does something you're absolutely not comfortable with, tell her, open up communication. If she won't/doesn't stop, she doesn't respect you and you should leave.

>>7805269
It's only wrong if you forcibly act on it. Unrequited attraction is way common.

>>7805281
>Idk I don't really want to be messed with while I sleep.
Tell her not to do it and tell her how you feel. If you confirm that she has done it, tell her it's not okay. Make it clear. You need to draw a line somewhere if shit makes you uncomfortable. Communication, people.

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>clg

>>7805461
If most people here were straight dudes, /clg/ would be nothing but

>"my mound is so wet any qts want to go on omegle and have a little chat? <3<3"
>"sure sweetie ;) i'm touching my clit as we speak"
>hopeful "show your boobs" thread made entirely up of fake pictures of DD porn stars
>"sex stories" thread full of fanfiction implying everyone was at one time a young sorority girl seduced by a sexy co-ed (I wouldn't mind this one)

>>7804343
Back when I was in university, a classmate used to do this to me under the desk during class. Some people feel compelled to try the lesbian thing when they are under the influence of higher education, I guess.

>>7805245
Sounds pretty fun. I always wanted to get a discreet insertable vibrator (maybe using it in tandem with the massager even) but I haven't gotten around to it somehow. I just love the idea of constant stimulation without orgasming from it.

Soo. I did the whole shower thing, that is, asked my sis to shower together, which led to her laughing at me (good-naturedly I guess?) and calling me "cutest pervert I know" again, and telling me I shouldn't be so impatient.
I guess she meant being impatient about showering?
Anyway that's not really super exciting I guess, sorry lesgen. I wish I had sexy incesty news.

>>7805617
Impatient about her lewding you up.

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>>7805627
Well I'm impatient about that too. I've been waiting for years now.

>>7805557
As if it's not like that.

>>7805617
Sorry that didn't work, anon.
But cool that you managed to ask her.

>>7805648
It's okay, I mean I didn't really get my hopes up. I'm glad she just laughed it off like it's no big deal at least.

>>7805652
I did. I was really rooting for you.

How did you ask her, anyway?

>>7805669
Thanks anon. I'm lucky to have such a devoted fan.
Well she was going into the shower and I waited a bit and then knocked and asked if I could come in, which she said yes to (not a big deal for us since we shared a bathroom at home too), then I asked if she minded if I just jumped in, so we're finished faster and then go out together and she just said it's kinda crowded and she'll be done in a minute anyway.

>>7805689
Well, good effort anyway.

>>7805723
Thanks. I guess it's something. We're going home in four days so I guess that's it for holiday romance..

>>7805730
That's plenty of time, anon.
Keep pushing, you'll get there!

>>7805741
Well I'll be happy enough once I don't have to spend every day with her, because it's really killing me.
Plus room to myself for reasons.

>>7805753
>Well I'll be happy enough
But that's not enough, anon. You deserve way more.

>for reasons
Well, if those reasons include masturbating, you're definitely missing out by not by going at it next to her. Getting caught by her could really lead to things. And if she already thinks you're "pervert" then there's really nothing to it.

>>7805782
I don't really think I deserve anything, good or bad. It's just stuff that happens, or doesn't.

>going at it next to her
As much as I'd love to, especially thinking it'd lead to anything erotic, but I've been caught before and it's just been really awkward and more of a laughing matter (to her, to me it was really embarrassing)
So, no, unfortunately didn't lead to anything but being super awkward around her for a while.

>>7805591
Yeah, this one is very discreet. I enjoy it just going continuously while I'm doing other stuff, it's pretty cool. You can't hear it either which is good. Also was reading the box earlier and it even has internet connectivity through the app for "long distance relationships" lol

>>7805827
>Internet connectivity
Anon. Anon, come on. You know you have to let lesgen control your vibe now.
Also, link to it? I'd love to try something like that. Damn the future is awesome.

>>7805809

>sister catches you masturbating and hears you orgasming loudly
>gets turned on by it
>"That sounded hot, what were you thinking about, sis?"
>"Y-you"

>>7805868
It was more
>sister catches me masturbating
>freak the fuck out, flop around like a fish out of water, try to cover myself up
>laughs her butt off at me, tells me I'm making faces like "a spastic who's seen the face of God"
>scream at her to leave
>grins like the biggest cunt, but finally leaves
Not exactly very sexy

>>7805883
Did that only happen once?

>>7805898
No, a couple of times but only the first time was really that bad.

>>7805617
What does "the whole shower thing" entail? Did you just ask her to hop in with you or was it "sis, would you please soap my body with yours?"

>>7805923
No, I asked if it's okay if I went into the shower with her. Obviously I didn't go for "soap up my boobs sis".

>>7805902
Then it won't be so bad when it happens again.

How did she catch you? Did you see or hear her or did she announce that she was there?

Also, did you ever had the pleasure of catching her?

>>7805833
Hahaha no thanks, you guys would destroy me.
https://www.lovense.com/bluetooth-remote-control-vibrator
It talks about public usage but idk if I'd ever be able to do that. There are a couple others from what I saw, but this is what I got.

>>7805933
First time she caught me I was barely 14 and rubbing myself off on the plastic nose of a stuffed Elmo toy, so you can imagine how funny that was to her. She announced her presence with a "oh my gooood really", so yeah, pretty embarrassing.
The other times were (fortunately) usually at night or/and under the blanket so she didn't see all of it.

I've caught her once, honestly completely on accident but obviously it was very memorable to me. I always tried my best to let her have her privacy because I felt like a disgusting pervert otherwise, like spying on her.

>>7805938
>Let him control you

>>7805954
Yeah it'd be better if they'd done "let your partner control you" or something, but the idea still stands I guess. I'm just gonna use mine to play by myself though.

>>7805833
>>7805938
You have to install the app and both ''invite each other''

>>7805938
Looks cool. I'm really curious about something like that now. I always loved the idea of "casually" using a vibe while chatting or playing vidya or something but it doesn't really work with the massager I have m

>>7805930
Pity..

>>7805973
Yeah I know, but unfortunately my life isn't a bad porn movie. As fun as that'd be.

>>7804672

There's a special place in hell for roommates like this. People who hoard communal supplies for themselves at the expense of the rest need to be shot -- it's not like your "commune" of 3 people is unmanageably impersonal.

>>7804748

Good roommates communicate their annoyances regularly and will tell each other *when* they buy small $5 or less expenses for the house ("hey, i bought more TP today fyi"), but not bug everyone daily to pay them back on such small expenses, unless it's like a monthly system.

My current roommates are shitheads ever since this one anarcho-libertarian moved in. "I don't have to clean -- show me where in my lease it says I have to clean!"

>>7806007
>anarcho-libertarian
That's not a real thing

>>7806007
People who use whatever political or other belief system as an excuse to be cunts are the worst.

I wonder if Germanon is heartbroken that Austrianon's heart belongs to another.

I also find it a little uncomfortable how much everyone encourages Austrianon to fug her sister. I feel like they're being unrealistic about how successful it could be (honestly the chances of her reciprocating these feelings seem abysmally low), and the potential damaging consequences of making a move on her. I know you're all probably just having fun, maybe you even genuinely believe that she might be successful, or maybe you want to live out your fantasy through her without having to suffer the consequences, or maybe you just want to see someone crash and burn - I really don't know. But I feel like you're just increasing her suffering by encouraging her and making it harder for her to move on.

Perhaps you like the encouragement, Austrianon, and like how it's made you a local celebrity. I wonder if finding a girl like your sister to love would help you move on. Have you ever talked to a professional about your feelings?

>>7806051
I sure hope Germanon knows that I love her regardless.

In my heart of hearts I know you're most likely right - why would she be attracted to her stupid little sister after all? Outside wishful thinking it seems absurd to even contemplate it, but nonetheless I can't stop myself from hoping, even if it's stupid.
But being the coward I am, I'll probably never be able to confess it anyway, and all the better I suppose.

Yes, I'm enjoying the attention I guess. But I also just genuinely enjoy talking to you all, and just being able to openly talk about something I've kept bottled up for so long.
I've never discussed this with a professional, no. Thought about it (it's been discussed here actually, both talking with a therapist or a confessional/nun) but I haven't done it yet. I'm not sure.

How does lesgen keep their pubic hair? I usually shave but I haven't in maybe two weeks and somehow I like it. I feel...mature kinda and womanly and it's really soft/fluffy somehow (might be the conditioner) and I can't stop going through it with my fingers.

>>7806225
shaved otherwise my gf doesn't eat me :(

>>7806251
Yeah it's definitely the more practical choice. "Luckily" I don't have a gf so I can switch it up, yay me.

>>7806225
L-lewd.

>>7806251
Is your gf a straight man?

>>7806294
>L-lewd
I didn't mean it in the masturbating way, I just really like how it feels, tingly but kinda scratchy still. It's oddly relaxing, I'm guessing that's how guys feel about beards.

>>7806294
>Is your gf a straight man?
man, don't project yourself here

hypothetical question

would you rather date a girl who was 5'11 with a cups or a girl who was 4'11 with dd cups?
also give reason why if you want to

>>7806316
I know what you meant.
I just love girls with pubic hair.

>>7806340
That doesn't make any sense.

>>7806358
I'd have to go with...


>both

>>7806358
Can I bet cheesy and say whichever I loved?
Seriously though neither size nor breasts are all that important to me. I'd say rather the tall one because I could imagine her being all bossy and demanding with me and Princess-carry me to bed.

>>7806374
You do? I always felt kinda self conscious about letting it grow because growing up it felt weird and all of my friends shaved.

>>7806358
both

>>7806380
Yeah, I do.

>tfw dated a radical feminist who waxed everything.
I mean, what the actual fuck? How unlucky am I?

>>7806417
I guess that means you have to grow a glorious bush and masturbate in front of the mirror - obviously.

>>7806446
>tfw can't autocunnilingus my hairy pussy.

>>7806467
I've never once even tried that. I never thought it'd work really.

>>7805089
What I find funniest is that blouse obviously cost waaaaaay more than 50 bucks. But I guess the idea was to get herself something to cover up.

I wonder if anon's sister shaves or has a nice bush.

>>7806524
She shaves, or leaves a small fluff right above her clit sometimes.
I totally didn't stare, of course.

>>7806551
What about you, anon?

>>7806561
I shave. Not religiously because single and can't be bothered but whenever it gets itchy or annoying I shave, so make two times a week. When I'm in the shower anyway. And I love the tingly freshly shaven feeling.

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>>7806051
>I wonder if Germanon is heartbroken that Austrianon's heart belongs to another.

No, I know Austrianon's heart is big enough for both me and Jen.
Thanks for thinking about my feelings, though.

>>7806076
>I sure hope Germanon knows that I love her regardless.

I do, Sunshine.
Don't forget I'm always here if you need to distract yourself from your impure thoughts about your sister.

>>7806594
Thanks anon, you're the sweetest.
And thanks for providing distraction too, that and Gillian Anderson is helping somewhat at least.
I'll go to sleep now though, it's well past 3am here.
Good night lesgen. Be good.

>>7806225
I shaved totally once and all the meat steaks were exposed and I had stimulation out of simply moving. I keep a rather short safety hair blanket.

Good day to you all, wonderful cis lesbians. In a few days, my female friends and I (and the mandatory gay couple) will be holding a tuppersex session. Do you have any recommendations? Is there a product you like particularly? Thanks~

>>7806076
Yeah, please don't think I'm judging you or anything, I actually just feel really bad for you desu and wonder if the encouragement is just making your suffering all the worse. I'm no expert though so I really have no idea. It must also be really nice talking about it anonymously and getting it off your chest, and I'm certainly not suggesting that you stop.

And I could be wrong - it's not impossible that she has feelings, and I don't know her at all so I can't even make a vague guess about her on a personal level. But I can't imagine it's a common occurrence.

Safe trip home.

>>7806594
Glad it isn't making you feel bad, too!

>>7806358
Either desu

>>7806225
I like to keep mine shaved, but not close-shaved because I get shaving rash. I'm not a fan of wild bush aesthetically speaking and I get more sexual pleasure when there isn't bush in the way of my genitals - they seem more sensitive. I also think it might be nicer for my gf not to get a mouthful of muff.

>>7806720
>safe trip home
Nvm I thought you said you were going home in 4 hours, not 4 days.

>>7806225

If Donald Trump has taught has anything it's that we all can appreciate the good in bush.

>>7806594
Hallo, Deutsch-Anon! Wie geht's? War dein Tag gut?

>tfw you will never have sex with a German woman and hear her awful German sex sounds
Y liv

>>7806852
German sounds pretty sweet, desu. But I do want a German bf.

>>7806862
Lesbian ONLY. no men.

cis lesbian-identified male here.

How is everyone doing?

>>7806887
Wow, that's ironic. You actually belong here (technically), while trans lesbians don't.

>>7806919
How the hell does he belong here

>>7806919
>>7806887
ignore these posters to not start shit

>>7806929
Because he is a cis lesbian.

>>7806800
Hallo, Deutschsprachiger Anon.
Ich hab momentan frei und verbringe meine Tage entspannt zuhause. Wie ist es bei dir?

>>7806852
Well, if you can talk Austrianon into a threesome, I could try to sound awful for you. Although I tend to speak English during sex.

>>7806934
Cis isn't an identity tho. It's a state. If you're cis it means you have a female body and identify as a female. He's a male that identifies as female, so he's still a tranner.

>>7806966
She already agreed to let me have a threesome when she and her sister hook up. This is now a fantastic 4some.

>>7806966
Woher kommst du Deutsch Anon?

>>7807057
>He's a male that identifies as female
no, I'm not. can't you read?
I'm a lesbian-identified male. Cis male as in male body and identified as male.

>>7807057
>She already agreed to let me have a threesome when she and her sister hook up.

I'll be looking forward to eating that Christmas cake.

>>7807084
Berlin.

>>7807095
Lesbian means female attracted to female. You can't identify as lesbian unless you identify as female somewhere.

>>7807095
So, you're crazy?

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I just realized I can have a gf if I identify as a gf-having person.

No more KHV for me.

>>7807158
>>7807180
are you sure you're on the right place?
you know this is cis lesgen?

are there really lesbians who haven't watched the l word?

>>7807243
The l word is gay humor for straight people

>>7807248
pretty much yeah!
1 butch and a bunch of spoiled white lesbians is not representative. Hate that show!

>>7807243
Yeah but even that was a joke no one took seriously.

>>7807115
Wait. What are the ages involved? Will I be swimming in 25+ women???

>>7807339
Austrianon turned 23 recently, and told us her sister is two years older than her. I'm 21.

>>7807442
Practically a fetus. Only her sister hits my strike zone. Fuck.

>>7807310
>White
>Best waifu Carmen
>Bette
>Whatever Alice's black girlfriend was called

>>7807460
I'm sure Austrianon would like for her sister to hit her "strike zone" some time.
Maybe you'll just have to steal her?

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Can I beg for an AB invite here, /rezu/? My account got disabled and no one has responded in the IRC over 3 hours. Figured this would be faster and easier, pls. I don't want to go beg in invite forums, too tiresome.

I got shocked badly by our ice cream freezer at work.

Can I sue?

>>7807499
You didn't die so probably not.

>>7804339
>>7804339
>>7804343
Is it normal everytime I see pics of lesbian couples I feel like theyre totally faking it?

Id like to know, how many of you are racist and/or wouldnt date a black or biracial girl?

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>>7807541
Me

>>7807469
Not interested in bishits.

>>7807541
Are you still racist if you would only date a black or biracial girl?

>>7807596
No, only racism towards non-white exists.

>>7807601
cool, fuck those cracker bitches

>>7807518
You don't know that you assuming bitch.

>>7807655
I'm sorry. I will check my living priviledge.

>>7805938
Checked it out, quite tempted...

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Are all girls who wear their cap like this lesbians?

>tfw dream of seducing a lesbian and letting her fuck my surgically made neo vagina

>>7807750
It's a safe bet. Beanies used to be our thing but it looks like Hets have taken hold of that.

>>7807635
I wonder if blacks will ever invent a better slur for white people. But they are a rather stagnant creature.

I was suppose to pee on my GF tonight so I spent all morning chugging water trying to make sure I had lots of pee and also that my pee was clean.

Now she has to work late and isn't spending so I'm just peeing for no reason.

>>7807812
You can pee on me, anon

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>>7807812
>so I'm just peeing for no reason
record yourself peeing and post it here.

>>7807836
>tfw my LD gf does that all the time.

>>7807844
>tfw my ldr gf asks me to pee on her

>>7807339
>your sexuality is a joke no one takes seriously.
yeah, exactly what het males have always said about lesbians.
looks like nothing has changed.

>>7807750
Usually, unless you're at a Tennis or Golf field, then it's a 50/50 chance.

So, lesbians peeing on lesbians is not a meme after all.

I knew it!

>>7807808
you honky ass cunt I will cut you

>>7807750
>>7807808
>Some cryptic and mysterious head gear.
>Not a fucking rainbow pin.

Why do lesbians do this?

>>7807916
Males are abhorrent. I'm a passionate advocate for the disposal of all of em.

>>7807955
I'm Asian.

>>7807966
Rainbows are just...too gay. In most cases they lack aesthetic. And I don't want EVERYONE to know I'm lesbian. Just other women.

>>7807975
>Just other women.
>Don't want men to know you're a lesbian

Bishit detected.

>>7807778
>tfw stealth
>tfw gf says my (neo)vagina tastes better than other women she's been with.
>tfw pillow talk about how them fucking trannies are ruining the country and how great it is to be a cis couple.

Feels fucking awesome.

That thing with tranners wanting to be in a "lesbian closed club" helped me to understand shit in my head better.

>>7808012
What did you understand?

>>7807994
I'm trying to figure out what this means. Men are always creepy, disrespectful, losers. Sometimes it's multiplied if you let them know you're gay. Even if a guy came on to me I wouldn't use my being a lesbian as an excuse - I want them to know I'm not turning them down because of my sexuality, but even if I were straight or bishit they wouldn't have a chance because of who they are. I want to destroy them. But most of the time I don't see them because women take up my attention.

>>7808011
Kek. I get a good laugh from these ones because you know this guy has a 5 o'clock shadow, typing away, all alone in his room.

>>7807975
>Males are abhorrent. I'm a passionate advocate for the disposal of all of em.
Do you think /gaygen/ says the same stuff about females?

>>7807975
>I'm Asian.
Oh, that's okay then. I apologize.

>>7808032
It's like me and depression. I'll never have it but because of memes and lack of brain all the depressed people seem like some elite group will REAL problems. Like supercool guys who got everyone's respect because oh yeah they suffer so much unlike you stupid whiny bitch shut up you just a lazy shit now force yourself forever to do lame attempts to become supernormal because you don't have excuses.
However, understanding that shit doesn't help in any way, I already knew I was retarded.

>>7808063
Gay or straight doesn't seem to matter. Men usually hate women for not being attracted to them or not being them. I was indifferent towards them until coming to 4chan and being exposed to all their anti-woman rhetoric. I became disgusted by how pathetic they are, how entitled and twisted they are. How they have to blame everyone else for their faults, society for their shortcomings. And then I witnessed first hand the destruction and abuse they cause. To think women have forgiven them for all the awful shit they pull - let's just say my being gay is a blessing beyond all measure.

>>7808089
Hetero """""political""""" lesbian confirmed.

>>7808089
I hate men as much as the next person, but more because of the actual creepy weird shit they pull IRL, and not even to this degree. If you only hate men because of sexists on 4chan, that's kinda weird, do you go outside much?

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>>7808130
I always knew I was gay. From 6 years old on. I didn't start finding women overall superior until about 20.
>thinks its ok for men to hate women but not vice versa
Triggered male confirmed.

>>7808146
4chan just revealed their underlying feelings. Same as my feelings are revealed here. I'm perfectly normal and cheerful to everyone irl. But I would not miss them if they were removed.

>>7808157
So where is that time-stamped pic btw?

>>7808089
I hate guys because they keep stealing my bikes.

Also one hit my dog and me with a bat.

>>7808088
>I already knew I was retarded.
I think I'm the retarded one anon because I still don't understand! Either about depressed people or tranners wanting in to lesbianism.

>>7808169
Buried in the archives. The last time was around 2015. I've made some friends through lesgen that I've snapchat with. I'm not keen on posting any more face or partial face pics now that the thread has gotten more popular.

>>7808171
One slammed my sister into his car by her hair, one grabbed his wife and slammed her face repeatedly into a kitchen counter, one raped a women close to me, one beat my mother for thirteen hours, etc.

I do not find them charming.

>>7808063
Yes, although in the Discords mostly

>>7808201
>I'm not keen on posting any more face
Hairy male confirmed.

>>7807975
>>7808043
>>7808088
>mfw male hate like this is probably why i got dysphoria in the first place

>>7808225
You're the one desperate to see my face. Why are you so obsessive? That's pretty male of you...

>>7808225
Don't say that, she probably passes well enough.

>>7808236
>That's pretty male of you...
Nice try Matt. Pics or you're a guy.

>>7808247
You first. Take the plunge and I'll go next.

>>7808244
Yeah, I know. That's pretty obvious.

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>>7808251
>>7808244
>men being creepy
I thought you tranners were women inside. Really makes you think...

>>7808265
>implying

>>7808250
Confirmed hairy guy.

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>>7808236
That's not the same anon as me

>>7808265
>creepy

They were just making fun of you for being trans

>>7808284
I know it's not you. But who ever asks for pictures of women knowing this is 4chan? Are you in the discord? I'll give you a pic there.

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No response. Check m8 tranner.

>my sweet sisterly lovemaking turns into a foursome while I'm asleep
Huh. I haven't had this many girls interested in spending time with me since I was the only one to have Singstar in school.

>>7808390
You'll always be the star. As long as you have a desire for sister incest in your heart.

>>7808390
>Singstar
???

>>7808063

All of 4chan says that stuff about women you idiot.
They just want to fuck us first.

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>>7808407
T-thanks anon.

>>7808407
pic related. We used to be obsessed with it as teenies

https://discord.gg/jDPEC7m

I just realized theres no lesbians in my discord baka.

>>7808390
But Austrianon, we're too young for the other Anon.

>>7808542
Re-reading that, yeah apparently.
My sister isn't but she'll have to fight me for her. Not that I have any intention to fight, or even leave my comfy bed in the next hour.

>>7808483
If there's no lesbians in it I don't see why I would join it.

>>7808542
The sister is bisexual. I dislike that. Neither of you are 25+. Not my ideal. But I will participate because I am invigorated by the idea of sex that includes biologically related sisters. I'll probably close my eyes at some points and pretend you're all in your 30s and I'm losing my virginity to this delicious feast of older women. The orgasms will be unbelievable. Should I bring flowers and dessert?

>>7808574

To make fwiends :3c

>>7808555
You know who could be with you in that comfy bed.

>>7808574
>But I will participate because I am invigorated by the idea of sex that includes biologically related sisters.

And I thought this was all about my German sex sounds.
Please bring flowers and dessert regardless, though.

>>7808574
I'm not sure if I want to be fethisized liked that desu. But I wouldn't say no to dessert.

>>7808609
I know, and she is. Still sleeping though, because it's not like it's noon or anything.

>>7808609
>And I thought this was all about my German sex sounds
That sister-lover and I had some prearrangement. Your throaty german sex noises are a lovely bonus. I know it's not traditional orgy cuisine but what do you think about fruit tarts?

>>7808618
If it's not a fetish I might accidentally catch the feels. And that's no bueno.

>>7808628
>fetishizing us as a defense mechanism
Okay that's cute.
Also I'm totally cool with fruit tarts, anything that's not too heavy on chocolate is cool with me.

>>7808618
Someday she'll catch you reading /lesgen/ and arranging foursome plans.

>>7808628
>That sister-lover and I had some prearrangement.

Pls, Austrianon has been my betrothed long before we even knew she was into her sister.

>>7805557
this made me laugh

>>7808704
She doesn't even know about 4chan I'm pretty sure. And if she knew the kinda stuff I'm writing here I'd have to jump from the next window anyway.

>>7808639
Please don't make eye contact with me if we do end up horizontal.

>>7808704
A threesome prearrangement, I want to be a third (or fourth) wheel in her fantasies. You want to marry her and occasionally be the third wheel in her incest fantasies. I've been aware of you two for a while. You two were probably the better OTP although you definitely showed up second.

>>7808741
W-what. I don't wanna have sex without eye contact. How do you even do that? Looking up at someone while you're between their legs is the most wonderful feeling.

>>7808752
Oh there's plenty to look at. Especially during an orgy. I could look at your boobs, her boobs, fibers in the carpet. If you look up, I'll quickly stare at the ceiling. You might try to grab my face but I'll just shut my eyes really tight. You could attempt to pry them open but by then my eyeballs would have already rolled back in avoidance and you could only see the whites. Trust me. Feels come quickly and deeply if I'm allowed to look someone in the eye too long.

Also, my sister found me on lesgen and cried.

>>7808775
Well if you say so, then I'll try and just stare at your boobs. [obligatory "my boobs are down here" joke]

Also why did she cry?

>>7808783
I doubt we'd even be in close quarters if this dream of yours did come true. You'd be all on your sister and I'd probably be ignored, sitting in a chair in the corner eating my fruit tart.

She cried because now there was no denying I was a fag.

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>>7804141
Hello, I am hetero guy (male) and i want to learn about lesbian lingo and maybe witness some of the usual autistic posts you see on 4chan like these
>>7804665
>>7805239
>>7805252
post screens if you have some

btw, pic related, would you shag a tunisian lesbian ?

>>7808793
Well there's germanon waiting for you to eat *her* fruit tart though.

Oh, the horror. Is she okay with it nowadays though?

>>7808798
She apologizes every time I see her because it drove a rift between us where I ignored her for a few months. Now whenever I'm with her she'll get dramatic and sappy and cry some more about how she regrets hurting me because I'm a big "piece of her heart". So I suppose things are fine but now she's kind of a tryhard ally and talks about lgbt stuff - which I wish she wouldn't because I don't like discussing my sexuality or love life with anyone in my family.

And you're gonna hurt Germanon's feelings. She only has eyes for you. I'm ok consuming the tart in my lonesome. It's going to be a great view.

>>7808820
Well that is kind of sweet but I can see how it'd be annoying yeah.
I suppose I'm really lucky with my sis, sexuality has never really been a topic between us besides the mutual acknowledgement of "Kay you like that, cool".

>tfw no qt watching me have sex and masturbating while gorging on tarts
I may have discovered a new fetish

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>>7808829
You did get lucky with a sister you get along with. I have three. And I had to come out to each individually. Well almost individually. The crying one found out through 4chan and then outed me to people. Which is one of the things that made me upset (the other was I took her out for dinner on Mother's day because she's a young single mom and bought her an expensive meal with drinks on my part-time salary only to be then told that I was sick and I'd never be happy living my life with how I am) but whatever.

I don't think I could find gorging attractive. I do like the classic image of licking sweets off of a woman's body. Particularly along the belly.

>>7808846
More gifs like this please. Licking, kissing, stroking, pulling at panties.

>>7808846
Wow, she sounds like a bit of a cunt, no offense.

>licking sweets off my body
>dat gif
>those cute panties
Hng. Anon please, you know how easily I get flustered.

>>7808820
I wouldn't mind letting a qt eat my fruit tart if I could look into Austrianon's eyes during it.

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>post in thread where mostly women post
>get no (you)s

wew i have such an alien feeling

>>7808859
Are you ok with whipped cream? Can't be chocolate if I wind up accidentally kissing you.

>>7808864
I wouldn't mind as long as I get to eat desu

>>7808877
Totally yeah. Isn't there like flavored whipped cream? I think it'd be great if it's a bit citrusy.

>>7808890
You're such a fucking European. So degenerate. Even in your flavor choices.

>>7808913
Fight me if you don't think a bit of citrus taste would go amazingly with pussy.
Also I say "fight me" a lot for someone wrapped in a blanket with no intention of getting up.

>>7808918
My favorite flavor IS pussy.
Don't start picking fights with me lest I become triggered and force myself on you next to your napping sister.

How do I get over my ex? I had a dream about her in the middle of the day, this is getting out of hand.

>>7808931
Come at me sis. Maybe it'll finally make her jealous enough to admit her undying love to me. Yeah okay that sounded retarded even in my head.

>>7808933
How long have you been broken up? Those things take time.

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>>7808933
We don't give over our feelings, we cope with them. Don't ignore your emotions, and you'll begin to heal.

>>7808940
>implying I'd let her wake up during
You're gonna have a hand over your mouth the whole time. But I'll record it and leave it somewhere for her to find.

>>7808957
But if you cover my mouth how could I do fun things with it? Checkmate

>>7808986
I guess I'd just cover your mouth with something...else. But maybe you'd like that too much. Your sister might be shocked at the sheer joy on your face during the act.

>>7809011
She's caught me doing stuff, I don't think she'd be too shocked at me looking joyful.

>>7809026
Well that kills my slight NTR interest. If that's the case I'll just go back to being an audience member, periodically dusting crumbs off my lap.

>>7809078
>even pure qts are into NTR these days
Is nothing sacred
Just kidding you do you anon. I'll be sitting here eagerly waiting for my sis to not do anything at all with me, goddamn

>>7809097
>pure
There's nothing about my fetishes that are pure. Heck. My gf is browsing this thread rn and is aware of my extramarital affairs. I'd even fucking shove my fingers between yours. But no. I want you to have what would make you happiest.

>>7809124
Well then you're impure and cute still anon~
>gf watching me flirt with anons
I'm not sure that'd make me hot or mad or both.

>>7809137
She says it's a little bit hot, she'd join in, and then she also gets possessive. But she puts her trust in me that this is all in good fun. And that she loves me. So meh. If ever you or Germanon is in the states, hmu and we'll hang out (fuck messily) in a nice space (hotel room) with wholesome entertainment (lots of contraband) and cookies (actual cookies).

>>7809189
You had me at (actual cookies).
But yeah sure. Where abouts in the States do you live? Just curious.

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>>7809189
>tfw you'll never be in a drugged up lesbo orgru

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>>7809198
Northwest. Living here is why I'm so preoccupied with desserts.

>>7809281
Oh those look great. I don't even eat a lot of sweets anymore but once in a while the urge hits me. Mostly just around Christmas because yay vanilla biscuits.

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>>7809291
You'd like it. I'm a chocolate hog. But flavors like "honey lavender with lemon cookie" is popular. Coffee, ice cream, cake, and just exotic food in general are big here. God I'm hungry now.

>>7809403
It's 3pm and I haven't had anything but coffee today. I'll go and scout out Chinatown with my sis. Wish me luck!

>>7809420
Good luck, you shameless reprobate.

>>7805923
One time I tried the shower thing with my gf but my shower was too small and the experience was terrible. Both of us couldn't have running water and the person who didn't was shivering. Tried the soapy boobs thing and that was ok

3/10 experience overall

>>7809485
I never much liked the idea of sex in the shower, but washing each other and getting soapy together sounds fun.

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>go to gym have a nice cardio day
>qt.314s EVERYWHere
>go to grocery store, pick up spaghetti ingredients
>go home make spaghetti

Now I'm hanging at home drinking cheap beer and this spaghetti is better than i thought it would be, how was your day /clg/?

>tfw no qt gf to make spaghetti for and drink cheap beer with ;_;

>>7806358
5'11
not because I'm also tall, but because 4'11 is fucking disgusting
thats child size
i want a grown woman

>>7806510
right, it was just the gesture, really
has anon reported back yet?

>tfw you type is tall, kinda busty, thick thighs, long brown hair, cute face, motherly, slightly older than me, will bully me
>tfw you already made a tulpa of her
>tfw you will never have sex with her for real
Just. Also I feel kinda pathetic for tulpamancing.

>>7810146
>Also I feel kinda pathetic for tulpamancing.
I kinda wanna try that some day. That and lucid dreaming. Not for weird imaginary sex though, I'm already dating a girl who's 100% my type.

>>7810193
How is she, anon? Tell me more.

>>7810193
I definitely want to lucidly dream too.

>>7810213
I've had kinda half lucid dreams a few times, but was never able to really maintain them. I want to learn to do it properly some day.

>>7810203
Short soft butch, shares a lot of my interests and tastes, a bit shy, super cute. We have great chemistry and can talk for hours upon hours and things have been going really well so far. We're going to the movies tomorrow.

>>7810146
>>7810193
>tulpa
>tulpamancing
Please stop. Very few people well-integrated in society would find that appealing.

>>7810541
Well it's not like I'd go telling people about it.

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>>7810564
Yeah but I'm gonna everyone that anon is weird.

>>7810570
Wow, rude. Plus, I'm the anon who hasn't tried yet but has entertained the idea.

>Have to go to my girlfriends house tomorrow and pretend I'm a highschool senior

What a predicament I've gotten myself into.

>>7810589
You can't just say that anon, you gotta explain what's going on.

>>7810589
What's your real age?

>>7810578
The less women you get interested in you the higher my own chances. Every girl for themselves.

>>7810589
Is your life anime?

>>7810612
>The less women you get interested in you the higher my own chances. Every girl for themselves.
Damn that's rough. Just don't tell the cute tomboys and I'll be okay with it.

>>7810594
Refer mostly to this post from last thread >>7799312

>>7810612
I live in Iowa, where age of consent in 16, but I myself am 21.

>>7810628
I wish it was sometimes.

>>7810653
Shiiiit anon. That's heavy. So why exactly do you have to pretend to be a highschool senior? Gotta see her parents or something?

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Hey where are the qt black girls? Mama needs her chocolate.

>>7810653
>"Now wait, hold on just a minute! I'm no criminal - the age of consent in Iowa is 16!"
Kek. So you've been running your hands over the farmer's 16 yo daughter? Was it good?

The fuck is this shit being linked from /pol/ for if I wanted to talk to mentally handicapped people I'd go to a welfare office.

>Lesbians are good tho

>>7810715
>>"Now wait, hold on just a minute! I'm no criminal - the age of consent in Iowa is 16!"
What's the law in the US/Iowa? In Canada 16 is fine with an adult as long as there's no authority/financial dependence/abuse going on.

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>>7810723
that thread barely has any replies
no worries

they're probably frantically scrolling through the previous generals or outright ignoring it

>>7810732
Always more ppl who lurk than reply!
Yeah one of the few boards I've never been to, this general looks pretty based my wife would probably like it.

>>7810731
I don't know the specifics of Iowa. But each state is different and sets their laws and punishments accordingly. "Age of consent" as I know it is although not legally recognized as an adult, the state recognizes that person as being able to give their consent to sex with someone older than 18. Without that law in place, anything below 18 would be unable to legally consent to sex with an adult and that could easily result in charges of statutory rape. So she's very narrowly in the clear. But the girl is still a minor, and other complications can arise - like if her parents don't want anon around the girl is still under her parent's rules and dependent on them.

>>7810770
I see. Good luck to anon then.

I think I might be dead.
It's the second time in a row I slept for 12 hours.

I even missed orgy plans. Fuck.

>>7810934
You an me both

>>7810934
Are you sick or depressed maybe?

>>7810971
I've been having a cold for what feels like forever (like the last time I had a cold) but I'm feeling better these last few days.

I'm almost certain I'm not depressed. I have in the past and it desn't seem like it.

>>7810982
Do you have anything you should/could be doing? If I have no excuse to leave the house I sometimes spend all day in bed too.

>>7810990
Well, I rarely leave the house. But at least I'm usually awake.

I've never had a tight (normal) circadian rhythm, but when I do go to sleep I normally wake up 8 hours later.

>>7811006
Well I mean if you're not missing out on any social activities or something, sleeping a bit longer once I a while isn't that bad anyway.

>>7811009
Yeah, I didn't think anything of it yesterday. But two days in a row is just weird.

We'll see how it goes tomorrow. Hope I'm not dying or something.

>>7811013
You need to have sex with a qt clearly.

>>7811016
That much I already knew, anon.

>>7811020
Might definitely keep you awake, I mean. At least I would hope so.

>>7811022
But where can I find a qt, though?

>>7811023
This thread, I mean look at all those lewd girls discussing incest foursomes.

>>7811026
Yeah, but they're all thousands of kms away.
Plus, Austrianon is the best qt, and I don't want her to cheat on her sister with me.

>>7811035
You flatter me anon.~
Also let it be known that I managed to finish myself off today, wohoo. Feel much clearer now.

>tfw trying to dress like a good girl and end up looking sexy every damn time

>>7811045
Best feel

>>7806966
Langweilig. Aber Morgen es ist Karneval! Ich werde als Lexa verkleiden. Hast du Kostümideen?

say sexy things in German anons pls
>inb4 Reichsermachtigungsgesetz

>>7811038
That's awesome, anon

>>7811055
Thanks, it really was. I missed out on a nice dinner (not because of that, bit migrainey) but that was a nice plus. Not that I'm super sexual but after so many days and so much time spent with my sis...yea. It helped.

>>7811051
Nee, in Berlin wird Karneval nicht so groß gefeiert. Kein Vergleich zu NRW, zumindest.
Aber Lexa ist eine gute Wahl, Alycia ist best waifu.

>>7811053
Annexion.

>>7811053
Flach wie der Bodensee

>>7811057
I seriously don't know how you manage not to do it like everytime she's asleep besides you.

>>7811122
Mostly because I can't keep quiet, but trust me it gets more difficult every day.

>>7811125
Well, in your place I would try to be quiet, but I know I wouldn't be too extremely worried about getting caught.

It could actually lead to something, anon. (Despite you thinking only of how embarassing it would be)

>>7811170
It could lead to get never letting me live it down, yeah. I still get shit for "remember when you were 14 and that Elmo puppet.."

>>7811179
Such a long time ago and she still thinks about your sex-time, anon
This is good news

>>7811184
Yeah she doesn't think about it in a "anon sure is sexy" way, she thinks about it as "my cute little sister sure is a horny weirdo, better make fun of her"

>>7811187
Of course she's gonna make fun of you. She's your sister.
That doesn't change the fact that she's thinking of you sexually and makes a point to let you know that.

>>7811192
Well yes, but not in a way that's erotic, is what I mean.

>>7811194
You can't know that for sure, anon.
But the only way she can express anything of the sort is through banter.

>>7811214
That's an interpretation of course, and one I would love to believe. But it seems more like something I'd just really want to believe.

>>7811220
I still don't see the harm in masturbating next to her when she's asleep.
It's basically risk free since the worst it can happen is just some more banter about something that has already happened (and possibly a ruined orgasm).

The pontential rewards, though, are limitless.

>>7811273
I'm just deathly afraid she'll somehow divine that I'm into her.

>>7811290
You're going to Hell.

>>7811290
But that's exactly what you want, anon. For her to find out without you having to tell her.

>>7811295
I'm sure yeah.

>>7811296
Yes but only once I'm ready to deal with the consequences.

What's up, bitches? What are you girl up to today/night? I'm sitting alone in my apartment with nothing but you, me, a bottle of duty-free vodka and a few bad memories.