If someone were to assassinate you

>>7788578
yes please

anyone in the Devon area?

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>>7788578
Fuck you mean

no where i be at homeboy

come see me

square the fuck up bitch ass nigga

fight me like a man

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>>7788578
You would be in deep shit roleplayer-kun.
I hope you like cosmoline as lube.

I'd probably feel dead.

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>>7788597
>tfw no /k/ommando bf to go on range dates and inawoods together.
>You will never clean each other guns after a long day of shootin.

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>>7788578
I wouldn't feel anything CAUSE ID BE FUCKING DEAD

>>7788578
Sometimes I want to die so if I was in one of those moods I would be happy.

>>7788578
i hope assassination is my cause of death
i plan on getting famous and saving the world and it would mean i did pretty well, especially if the whole thing was secretly a government plot like it so often is

>>7788578
Could the assassin resist me if he found me on the bed naked?

Would he fall head over heels?

Would he take me and hide me so we can be in love?

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>>7788578
I hope he is ready to have a G19 in his ass, while I take pictures and masterbate.

>>7788578
>being hunted and murdered sounds really hot
I mean, first of all someone went through all the trouble and risk because he felt so strongly about me. That either means someone loves me as much as humanly possible or I've become so successful, that my enemies have no other choice than to dispose of me like that.
Second, there's nothing more intimate than planning your whole life after my existence. To follow my every move and get so close to me, that you literally have the power to end my life at your will. To completely dominate me through sheer will and strength and have me die in your arms.

meowrrr

I don't want to right now, but I'd like to die through assassination when I'm done with life.

>>7788578
I'd probably feel pretty happy about it not gonna lie.

I get to die and my family does not have to think it is their fault.

>>7788578
>important enough for it to be called assassinate
>get to die
sign me up flam