/lgbt/ on suicide watch

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>trying to bait this hard

>>7777240

>They are not born that way, they are burned that way


Instantly a fan. Let's cook us some trannies.

>>7777285
Why don't I recognize these Bionicles.

>>7778181

Because they are Gayonicles

>>7777240
Steven Anderson is the man. Fags will burn in hell.

You know a lot of people give him a hard time for how hard he preaches against sodomy, but he also equally hates Catholics, Jews, Mormons, and people who think Jesus didn't wear pants so it's not like he's a one topic pony.

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>>7777240
Steven Anderson is so hot.

I have been fantasizing about going to hear him preaching against sodomy. Seeing him getting all worked up and upset. His face gets so sweaty and I bet his chest and armpits do as well. I would be on the first row, looking at him, biting my lips and discreetly rubbing my hard cock through my pants. Basically wanting me to notice me. Then when he's done I would wait until everyone leaves and approach him, pretending to be seeking help for me or a sodomite friend. He'll get even more worked up and angry as I start challenging his arguments, until he can't take it anymore and hate fucks my faggot ass until my bowels are filled with his warm daddy seed. Then he would run away, ashamed and trying to pretend nothing happened. But I would show up again a couple of weeks afterwards and make him fuck me again. I would then give him my number and he would send me photos of his daddy pastor dick in exchange of pics of my boipussi, telling me how his wife wasn't feeling like having sex that night. We would then met up in the woods and he would hatefuck me again like the anger filled animal he is.

>>7778984
This.

>>7777240
I feel really sorry for people who are stuck deep into Christianity. Just check out the look on this dude's face. He has the expression of a little kid who's scared to death that his dad is gonna burst through the door any minute with a belt and start whooping his ass. I was a Christian for a couple years and while it presents itself as a really positive thing that's all about love, it's actually very negative and many of the followers are super negative and miserable people. Imagine being caught in the emotional / mental state of an abused six year old for like your entire life.

>>7778181
they're g2 bonkles

>>7779296
>I feel really sorry for people who are stuck deep into Christianity.

As opposed to nearly everyone else in modern society (homosexuals especially) who live a life of mindless hedonism that builds towards nothing until they die alone, smelling of cat piss?

At least with these true believer types, even if you think it's all bullshit fairytales, they have a strong compass guiding their actions and life's progression that makes a lot of them pretty satisfied. And for all of the fedora-tier "hurr look how stupid they are for believing in miracles, intelligent design, etc." they seem a fuck of a lot more mentally stable and reasonable than half of this fucking board (and increasingly modern society) that can't tell the difference between male and female and think there are as many genders as stars in the universe.

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>tfw I live in Tempe where this niqqa is from
I want to hate fuck him so bad.

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>>7781092
>ignorance is bliss

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>>7781161

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>>7781186
That one made me laugh. They are not common but have you met a full fedora christian? It is bizarre.

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>>7781209
I meet very few young Christians, but most that I do are usually Mormons who are quite /fit/ and clean cut.

t. guy who's lived in blue states his whole life

>>7778984
>tfw this is my fantasy

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>>7781233
I live in the bible belt. Most people here are christian, most people here are also fat. I have met a lot of mormons. The only presentable ones were the kind going door to door.

>>7777240
Counter point https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezQjNJUSraY

Better researched, imo.

>>7778984
He used to be my christfu until today learning he is wrongly anti-gay. Biblical text just does not support it at all. I like his stance on the holocaust though.

>>7781279
I've met a lot of mormons went I spent time in salt lake city. Most were indeed fit and clean cut. They are always lowkey proselytyzing but they are very personable and generous in a slightly weird way so its a trade-off. I wish they would get out of the fucking early 1600's on gays then they would be breddy gud (for heathens).

>>7782486
>comments disabled

Every. Time.

>>7782593
It's better that way. His research is unimpeachable and the topic too important to give forum to people who would say stupid shit.

>>7782645

1/10

>>7778984
I can fap to this.

>>7781092
People who blow themselves up in the name of ISIS and Al-Qaeda also "feel satisfied because they have a strong compass guiding their actions." If you always feel certain in your life, that's a strong sign of mental illness and detachment from reality.

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>>7777240
Fucking love retards like this guy.

100% repressed, 100% abused as a child.

>>7783756
>/lgbt/ lecturing others on mental illness

>>7777240
This guy is the ultimate blue pilled motherfucker on Earth. He probably hates it, so much that it keeps him up at night, that there are things in this world that challenge and contradict his narrow and simplistic world view.

>>7781092
divinely inspired meaning is fine until you realize you really just want to be an instrumentalized artificial intelligence and from there it's about a skip and a jump to antinatalism

or, a rock has absolute divinely inspired meaning, because it's a rock, but who wants to fuck rocks

>>7779296
This! The pastor needs psychological help, not the people who he is hating on.

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>>7781098
leave my christfu alone i'll fight you irl

It's clear the guy just wants to protect his family from pedophiles and a rapidly degenerating culture, it's not some stereotypical
>durr I don't liek buttsecks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boeGlwkrC9k

>>7788576
what are you talking about? his arguments is literally "I don't like faggots because they are disgusting"

>>7786502
i'll kick your ass pendeja

>>7777240
>the Bible
I've read better fanfiction desu

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>>7790017
shut up puta leave my hombre alone maldita peluquera

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>he will never cleanse you of yours sins with his holy cock
;-;

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>>7790799
>he will never baptize you with his holy piss

>>7790067
The bible is the literally truth. Except the stuff paul wrote, that's half truths imo.

>>7791076
>the literally truth
Is this a new grammar meme I'm not aware about, or are you just retarded?

>>7777240
I want him in me so bad

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>>7790991
>piss
>not cum

Fuck off, degenerate

>>7793972
the cum is for when he feeds you his holy spirit duh