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So this is what just habbened.
>be me
>get off work
>building across street collapsed today
>roof at an angle touching the ground on one side
>decide to bmx that shit
>shitssocash.jpg
>tire blows
>walk bike home
>run into friend
>he is literally crazy
>talks to imaginary friend about aliens
>swats at things that aren't there
>we chat and I tell him I'm gonna skate on over to walmart to get new tire
>he tags along
>on the way there this guy I have been talking to calls me
>"hey baby come over"
>tell him I will after I get back from Walmart
>score
>leave walmart and friend decides to go home
>mfw he doesn't live on that side of town
>call my cutie saying I'm on my way
>notice phone is almost dead
>skate on home to grab charger and some fireworks
>notice I ripped my jeans on the outside left by the pocket
>oh that's why I felt my pants were falling down after the roof ride
>swap jeans and put on my fave and cutest briefs
>ok time to skate out
>about 7 blocks later I'm there
>his lezzy freindo bff is out on front porch talking to tweaker lookin dude
>"hey is he still awake?"
>yup upstairs
>go upstairs and he is drunk
>he is cute when he is drunk
>just irrational and kinda bitchy when he is drunk
>he wants sum fuk
>he wants me to top this time
>my first time topping, ever
>make out
>play with each other
>get hard and suit up
>real nervous
>in I go
>meh it's OK
>tfw insensitive dick
>he cums so hard
>he bucks me off
>we stand up and make out
>what's that smell?
>turn on lights and poop all over him
>wtf
>I gag at the smell and sight
>we take shower
>he wants round 2
>sorry I have to bolt after a cig
>grossed out
>we have smoke
>I pull bag of chips out of bag and offer him some
>eat chips and I leave
>finish chips and skate to nearest gas station.
>pick up a Dr pepper and some peanut butter crackers
>guy comments on my board
>show him the naked chick on the bottom and the kittens on the top
>laughs
>I leave and skate down the middle of the street
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>turn off onto my road
>cop outta nowhere
>fuck I have those fireworks and some spray paint
>cop warns about drunk drivers just now leaving the bars
>ty fuzz man
>hey cop bro, I had sex!
>laughs and says have a good morning
>skate on home
>sit here now
>still grossed out
>think never happened to me
So is this common? Getting poop all over the place? Like I said it never happened to me. What can be done to stop this from happening?
Ps dude fucking loved it, says it's the biggest he has ever taken
Ps ps he is definitely gayer than me, he has been out for years I'm just now coming out but still did gay shit
Ps ps ps that roof ride was dank af! I hope it's still there tomorrow.
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>>7771400
happens now and then when fucking drunk guys.
just wash it off.
pretend it's peanut butter.
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>>7771436
It smelled horrid though.
I guess it's just something I will have to deal with, but all the times I have bottomed and was drunk it never happened. Is therected a way to make it not Happen? Just to be sure I don't vomit in front of someone.
Damn I just finished my crackers.
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>>7771400
i feel like i just took acid and went back to highschool
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>>7771358
>skate
Are you underage?
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>>7771492
I'm 26
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>>7771497
wtf you write like you're 16/17
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>>7771503
I tend to have my inner monolog sound like this.
Tfw a surfer, skater, bmxer and it's just how I think but people would think I'm dumb if I spoke this way.
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>>7771503
Don't judge man. I live an odd life. I pick up hitchhikers. I chill with homeless people.
This just a normal day for me. I might write like a teenager, but at least I have an interesting life and personality that fits it.
Oh I also buy drugs from strangers.
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>>7771503
That's 94%. Not bad.
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>>7771726
... please go away
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>>7771458
Eat lots of fiber. The guy sounds like he has a shit diet.
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butts are not for sex
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well... i mean... just douche before sex? Nobody told you that before? it's like the ABC of gay sex
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>>7771688
you are 26 and still didn't know that shit comes from pooper where you fuk your penzor in?
Really.
I know that shit is gross, but fuk in poopers isn't natural also. So you should just run with it.
Also... don't fuk drunk guys weak rectum.
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Faggots are disgusting.
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