/mtfg/ Transgirl General

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>>7764917
i wish i had cute feet

lewd

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Any bullies here?
I'll beat you up!

>follow thread from /int/ to /r9k/ on the leiden suicide
>/r9k/ complaining about normies coming over from /int/
>follow thread from /r9k/ to wizchan
>wizchan complaining about normies coming over from /r9k/
i thonked

>>7764930
wow nim is cute

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taking cock applications

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sell cute

>>7764933
I'm a someone else

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>>7764930
Fight me

>>7764931
they say wormholes have an exit
just have to go deep enough

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god, now i'm imagining myself cuddling & making love w/ this guy.
& i'm ok w/ it.
it feels kinda nice

>>7764931
where do their normies go

>>7764928
Hey Grace, post feet (preferably with cute painted nails).

hurt me

>>7764948
Hugg

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>>7764920
>tfw from Reno

>>7764949
hurtt

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>>7764945
i imagine this too a lot tbdesu ;w;
>>7764948
no me~!

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Tell me more about Emma.
Why does she wear the mask?

>>7764959
do you know jagged jimmy j? you think you could hook me up with some jet?

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>>7764874
illinois is basically no guns life
>>7764886
i meannnn
could b in texass
>>7764894
who u anon
>>7764964
4 u bb

>>7764947
those sasquatch hunters will come back tho
better not risk it

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>>7764964
because she's uggo

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>>7764964
>>7764967
whats a mask

>>7764966
He moved to Santa Barbara
I only have turbo and psycho :/

>>7764967
>who u anon
I dunno
Just me I guess

>tfw not an american trip

>>7764917
Search trip in archive

I'm just trolling, I had a panic attack this. Or if, took a shower, got to shop

"Hi we need 700 dollars or we're fucked"

"I know I was gone one day but fucking really. Ok, hang in there."

I been meditating, trolling 4chan, and smoking one joint and having half a joint

I'm gonna watch rich and Marty, get back to you, and it's good. Full story in like one hour.

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>>7764967
No one keeps me in the loop anymore.
Why does everyone keep moving to Cali.

>>7764963
you are beautiful like art

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>>7764930
I've heard some people refer to their muscles as "big guns" before, but I think even "pea shooters" would be a bit of a generous description here.

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>>7764967
State succs
that's why I got a gf elsewhere
for her birthday she's gonna shoot me

>>7764984
what

>>7764953
>my balls just automatically go inside my body.
mine are perma tucked now. to small and light to descend on their own.

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>>7764986

>>7764985
Faye is there

>tfw ugly man
:>

>>7764988
why are you up at this hour?
i hope you're getting ready for work.

>>7764990
>she's gonna shoot me
Shoot *with* you.

Trading attention for a green card, no take backsies

>>7764991
Seriously

Test comes soon

250 dollars to not be a raging weirdo for like a day max at this point

Explain later

>>7764996
no shes with me

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>>7764999
It's 6:30am here. I like to squeeze in a few mean comments before I have to leave (it puts me in a good mood for the rest of the day).

Just to remind you people where your place is.

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>>7764988
Any last words kid?!

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>>7765005
youd have to go back in a few months anyway

I straightened my hair. It looks so much longer!

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>>7765005
How gay of you.

>>7765008
I challenge you to a duel.

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>>7765003
damn ive been lied to all i have now is a gf

>>7765020
Do you want a gay war, Anon? This is how you get a gay war.

>>7764878
Ohh y'know how these things work. It's complicated.

>>7765012
I'll need to look into it.

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>>7764985
cali sucks stay there desu
>>7764975
nice one dude
hows your exploits going
>>7764974
outa your league desu
>>7764981
whos just me
>>7764990
sounds hot desu

>>7765013
Hurt me

>>7764998
ur beautiful to me

>>7765013
i know what time it is there, I was just wondering if you were up because you're a neet with shit sleep schedule or have to get ready for work.

I must say i'm pleasantly surprised.

>>7765017
decent reply desu

>>7765019
trying this tomorrow
encouraging

>>7765019
yah that always happens to mine, it surprises me!

>>7765031
Uhhh my names Cynthia, hi

>>7765031
at least I don't need beta orbiters and low-tier trannies to fill my attention needs

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>tfw everyone you interact with ends up having a gf or just better life afterwards
This is my curse.

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>>7765047

>>7765031
>>7765047
Is this just lovers banter or should I read deeper into it?

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>>7765026

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i wonder what he thinks of me.
b/c he's a pretty handsome dud ngl

>>7765049
hey at least you post goid pictures

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>>7765014
Wew, someone drop some bolognaise sauce over those arms and we could have ourselves a spaghetti dinner.

>>7765033
I don't think I have it in me. You've had a rough couple of weeks and it would feel like a kicking a particularly dumb puppy at this point. Seems like your inner bullies are doing an even better job than I am lately.

>>7765035
Early to bed, early to rise, Sertii.

I don't think the maxim holds true for trannies though, who are forever denied wisdom.

>>7765062
*dude

>>7764984
I think you are having a psychotic break or something

>>7765064
welcome to the family son

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>>7765061
pls no

>>7765064
You've been here?
I hadn't seen your posts

>>7764928
>i wish i had cute feet
Not only are my feet not cute, they are massive and disgusting ;_;

>>7764892
>>7764913
>>7764925
>same! I've been trying to figure this out for 1.5 years. I don't know what the ingual canals are or wtf i'm supposed to do.
With my gt pointed up towards my belly just kinda grab each one with my index and middle fingers and gently guide them up into my abdomen. The canals are above the tendons running from your thighs to your groin.
Hopefully it helps, though I've heard it's difficult for some people depending on anatomy.
>Is it supposed to hurt when you push them up?
No :(
It might feel weird though.

>>7765064
>tfw frogposter won't take you out to dinner while you make fun of his height to hide your affection

idk who emma is really but I like her posts

the trio of emma special k and chunk is fun

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>>7765047
yea you'd much prefer fat guys instead
>>7765043
hi there
are you a cali qt
>>7765059
im not even sure anymore

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>>7765082
No what?

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>>7765084
yeah mine are huge too
>>7765088
Hahaha special k stuck fuck yea

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>>7765089
GOD i wish

>>7764992
jealous :/

mine are still similar size and tucking is such a pain

>>7765089
I'm cali, but I dunno if I'm qt just yet
Anyways I'm too young

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>>7765090
Don't embarrass me in front of my friends!!!

>>7765100
that's okay I wasn't legal when she fucked me anyways

im a low tier tranny

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>>7765088
We'll have a threesome soon.

>>7765092
Shut up Chunk.

i wanna hurt myself

>>7765099
While I can do it, it's very uncomfortable and going even 30 minutes is very difficult for me.

I go out as a man anyway so even if I could tuck, it wouldn't work. Dem leggings on hold.

>>7765099
I hit them hard with both Spiro and 5mg a day Finasteride. They are now less than half the size they stared out at three years ago.

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>>7765103
But that's the BEST time to embarrass you!

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>>7765108
>threesome
We're reading the bible together right?
>>7765107
same lmao

>>7765116
me too

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>>7765105
>tfw Emma would always warn me about you being underage
Really makes you think.

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>>7765092
>yeah mine are huge too
Mens 13 ;_;

>>7765118
if you've been on hrt 3 years that makes me feel hopeful it might still happen I guess I'm only about 6 months

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>>7765083
Oh, I don't always spam frog pictures, that would just be annoying. I'm around, but I hide well and no one even knows I'm here.

>>7765086
Being short has many advantages, not least of all the fact that it's easy on the spine. Besides, I'm average height (for a man born in 1896, but whatever).

>>7765077
I wonder if anyone here even plays horror games. Wouldn't be surprised if none of them have the stomach for it though.

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>>7765124
I'm 18 now :3
is okie

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>>7765126
I generally wear women's 10~11s, depending on the shoe
>>7765119
You're SO mean.

Grace is a hypocrite

>>7765105
reported to fbi

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>>7765135
i really dont feel obligated to insult people now that youre here

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>>7765120
No we're going to beat your punk ass in airsoft.

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>>7765088
chunk huh?
this is a new one
>>7765103
whats that nickname about huh~
>>7765108
you're the one who never flew up to us silly
>>7765105
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ legal now
>>7765100
awwwh thats a bummer
if you're close to san fran me you and pookie could hang out as friends still maybe

Memepill me on this drama

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>>7765135
Well now you know why your bullying seems quaint I guess.
Nobody can hurt me as much as I hurt myself

Franna

>>7765122
what if hurt each other

>>7765149
theres currently no drama occuring

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>>7765140
Oh
>>7765147
AS FUCKING IF BITCH

>>7765148
Nooo is in the inland empire sorry
South cali

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>>7765138
You love it~.

every night I have the tab for the electro place I want to go to open and every night I close it and go to bed telling myself its too late and I can make an appointment tomorrow

>>7765135
>horror games
like jump scare stuff or like games with alot of gore and ugly monsters?

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>>7765159
Nuh uh.

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>>7765148
I didnt come up there because I'm a loser baby. So why don't you kill me.
You went and found better anyway.

>>7765156
Its too late you're already shot by a million pellets.

>>7765135
that's adorable.
You don't happen to lift weights to compensate do you?
you know what they say about manlets and easy gains i assume.

>>7765145
don't worry jacob, frogposter understands how to bully correctly, it doesn't really compare to your autistic spergouts

>>7765166
make it tommorow morning first thing!

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>>7765166

did someone say electro *ba dum tss*

someone's knocking on the door and i dont know what to do

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So believe me, I get it. You get to milk yourself and steal a peak in mommies room. But bro. Have you considered that it makes you look like a mommy ? What's more, daughterus might get the wrong idea and try to breastfeed from you, which is hella mommy. My bro Brad did this, at first it was all miwky wiwky, we'd milk him and laugh and it was creamy , but then we started letting him tuck us in and that's FUCKED UP. Here's the kicker though, we told brad to stop doing the pills and he LACTATED, brad would never cry before, he had the least emotions of us all, like a war vet, real cool guy. But it gets worse, Brad stopped taking the pills but the milk stayed and he had the face of a fucking mommy and acted totally motherly, smiling at silly shit all the time, it was gross. He was weak as fuck, couldn't squat fuck all anymore. Then recently Brad told us that he had to keep taking the pills or he'd die, doctor said that, so now he's taking the pills for life and honestly I might end being his special girl some day and that's mommy as fuck. That's my horror story and it's true, so please, stop taking pills before it's too late

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>>7765168
Yes you do!

I hate my life
my transition was pointless
just like everything else I have ever done

>>7765176

answer the door?

>>7765135
>I wonder if anyone here even plays horror games. Wouldn't be surprised if none of them have the stomach for it though.
I'm the only person I know that loves Doom 3. idk if that qualifies as horror though.

>>7765138
>I generally wear women's 10~11s, depending on the shoe
That's only slightly above average >.>

>>7765150
>Nobody can hurt me as much as I hurt myself
This is so true :/

>>7765176
Who are they?
Can u see em?

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>>7765171
I'm legit mad I'm coming down to Texas to put you in your place, 6mm style
>>7765148
I dunno Special K's special and decided to call me Chunk. Now I'm Queen Chaser. Such is life.
>>7765179
No fucking way

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I miss you girls. Goodnight

>>7765166
took me a long time to make an appointment at Pence's electro
but it was worth it

>>7765186
oh hey dude how you been?^^
nini

>>7765176
Answer it?

>posting fake guns
sad

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>>7765174
odd how you seem angry 100% of the time despite looking so sad

>>7765178
is bogandoff behind this?

>>7765186
hope you are doing well

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>>7765193
Having a hobby and friends sure does suck

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>>7765184
Can I be on your team I wanna play

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>>7765184
Yes way!

>>7765176
look through the peephole and see if you know them if not just pretend you're not there that's what I usually do lol

>>7765194
i'm not angry, just think it's funny that you feel forced to respond to everything said to you.

>>7765194
these pepes are exceptional son

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>>7765150
Man is his own worst enemy, even on the individual level. I can't ever hurt you as much as you hurt yourself, but I can do my best to catalyse those feelings and encourage the development of those situations where you drift into a low mood.

>>7765167
Either-or. I don't think trannies deal well with horror games in general, whether it's gore or psychological horror.

>>7765174
I used to work in a warehouse for a long time, and that doesn't come without beefing up a little bit. You'd be amazed at how fast you can put on muscle when you're allowed to eat red meat too, beanpole.

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>>7765198
Sure, follow close behind!
>>7765202
>tactical cleavage
>elf ears
>tank strikers
This is someone's fetish and that someone is probably me

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>>7765208
>Man is his own worst enemy
Low key, I like your style.
I don't actually think you have as much influence over it as you think though I'm just ridiculously prone to depression

>>7765182
I dunno how to stop tho

>>7765197
>>7765202
wait is /uak/ anon your gf?

>>7765208
understandable, i worked in a warehouse for a while too but i didn't eat much.
what do you do now?

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anyone else nazbol?

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Someone tell me why Emma moved to Cali. I need the deets!

>>7765184
Call me special K one more time motherfucker.

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>>7765227
/uak/ is a friend of mine but I haven't spoken to her in a while, I should send her a message
My gf is another /k/ girl from here, though, she's real wonderful <3
>>7765229
You started it with Chunk didn't you?

>>7765234
cute, i ship it

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>>7765227
Nah, different /k/ anon who happens to like /u/ and /a/.
>>7765234
Aww. <3

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>>7765240
Can you ship me to her? I don't wanna wait a month to go visit her
>>7765241
<3

can i have a bf

>>7765208
I like gore games but I've always been like that. jump scare games are boring to me. the fun comes from killing and fucking shit up.
I also worked in a warehouse and ate like a pound of meat every day but it was hard to keep my weight and not become skelly like.

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>>7765234
I would never call you such a thing.
I mean I might have started it. Maybe. Whos to say?

Also redpill me on Emma goshdarnit.

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>>7765249
Add me and I'll give you the deets. I'm in the kno. I got the 411. But I gotta keep things OPSEC so yknow just add me faggot.

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>>7765205
you seem to be in a really bad place so i wanted to give you one reply
you didnt take that well either though..

>>7765207
oh mine are super rare dude
i spent a lot of time collecting

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>>7765222
I'm surprised you've been able to hold it together for as long as you have, without relapsing and losing all that life process. I guess it currently being the dead of winter in the great, white north can't help much either.

Just remember, Elanna: there's always someone who wants to prove you wrong.

>>7765227
>what do you do now?
To quote a guy from a movie that nobody here has probably seen, "I work in an office building, doing office building stuff". I'm just a job-hopping, discontented office monkey.

How do I know if I like boys or girls? Do I just have to get a bf and gf and figure out?

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>>7765251
No you didnt clean your room or even try I have to stick to my principles.
I'll just assume she moved there to live with Pookster in a tranny combine.

>>7765241
:3
>>7765245
do you live far apart?
you sound cute together
I'm shipping myself to my own gf next month anyway so i know the struggle.
also i got sunglasses :3
>>7765251
i actually wanna know too but i'll ask you again another time
>>7765252
wew thanks lass i really needed that
>>7765255
but what are your hopes and dreams for the future, anon?

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>>7765260
Cuuuuuuunt. Fine, don't get the insider info, shit's juicy but it'll dry out by the time you get around to adding me.
I gotta clean my room so I can find some tax return stuff and then get that money and buy a plane ticket or airshit so yea I'll be doing that soon.
>>7765256
yea
i mean like
how do you not know?
go look at some dicks
go look at some vags
look at a dick where a vag should be
and vise versa
bam
you know now

>>7765247
>I also worked in a warehouse and ate like a pound of meat every day
i hope it was white meat

>>7765228
what is nazbol

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sad smart and upside down :/

>>7765256
maybe you like both to some extent

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>>7765263
She lives in the middle of fucking nowhere many miles away but I've been in the sate before and love it so I'm looking forward to going back out and stuff
Post sunglasses!
and aight
>tfw chasing and gossip queen

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>>7765255
I'm done with hard drugs for good I really don't think a relapse is going to happen. You thought I'd be begging for an escape by this point but I'm kinda glad to prove you wrong.

>>7765271
do u come from a land down under

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W-why this edition now...

>>7765269
National Bolshevism, AKA "what if National Socialism and Bolshevism fucked and had a fetal alcohol syndrome downie child?"

>>7765269
basically russian nazis using ussr imagery

I just want all of you to have a crush on me is that so much to ask?

>>7765279
you better run you better take cover :(

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>>7765269
Just a stupid meme from /pol/

>"Can I be a Communist and a Nazi at the same time? I want to be double-edgy."

>>7765276
oh fuck, that sucks :s
like you wanna express yourself in ways words can't and it's a while away
>>7765269
russian nazis who are too nationalistic to say they are nazis
>>7765293
done

>>7765153
OTP

>>7765267
it was mixed. beef, pork and chicken mostly. also I had like a sugar intake of 100-150 grams a day.

>>7765293
I kinda have a crush on you but we are distance very far away

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>>7765222
>I dunno how to stop tho
Sometimes a big cry gets it out and I forget how much I hate myself, for a while. Other times I try and lose myself in vidya, shows or movies and just not think about it but that's probably not healthy annnd also why my life is such a disaster atm. It also doesn't work very well :/

>>7765281
>W-why this edition now...
ikr

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>>7765296
We make due. Hopefully I'll be visiting her for her birthday next month, but until then we have skype and our dreams.

>>7765297
!!!

>she doesn't want to purge the jewish bourgeoisie

>>7765293
I challenged you to a duel, dork
We fight now

>only enjoy mtfg when its the brief moments where we all talk
>they only happen every couple of weeks
>still lurk here more often than I'd like
I need out.

>>7765299
We could still skype call and sleep together

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>>7765316
we all need out
im hoping i can go a day without any mtfg soon

>>7765314
Is this about my gf bc you can't have her. I'm going to call her in a few weeks so I can hear her pretty new voice

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>>7765286

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>>7765277
>I'm done with hard drugs for good I really don't think a relapse is going to happen. You thought I'd be begging for an escape by this point but I'm kinda glad to prove you wrong.
We'll see which way the wind blows in the future. You know, I hear grad school is pretty stressful - and I'm going to be giving you mean (You)s every step of the way.

>>7765263
>but what are your hopes and dreams for the future, anon?
To keep bullying people here, especially Elanna. Maybe learn to play the guitar one day. Die before I get dementia.

I'm a pretty simple person, who has to leave now to do a pretty simple job anyway.

>>7765247
Jump scares are only boring when you're expecting them. How do you even eat so much meat and remain a skeleton anyway? Is this one of your tall-person problems I hear so much about?

>>7765320
I'm glad I'm just a fly on the wall so I can come and go as I please

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whoaoaoa hi dysphoria how you doin

>>7765321
line is gonna be busy because Faye will call me so I can hear it first

>mfw took ket last night and told the kageshi lads I'm a tranny
I think they reacted fairly well they just said if I came near them they'd bash my head into a wall and that they hoped I got killed in Glasgow. It was pretty amicable

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>tfw a jeep will never drive up you

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>>7765326
You're making a pretty big assumption, that being that I'll get in
Besides, the times I've been the cleanest have been when I can get lost in my work

I look forward to your meanposts though

>>7765303
I wish crying helped ;_;

Does anyone wanna be my friend c:

>>7765334
is this the new trackmania?

>>7765333
>had to tell them
good sign.

>>7765334
2 hot
>>7765333
Drop them you dummy
>>7765331
Nuhuh

>>7765326
surely your dreams reach beyond a siberian ice-sculpting board?
Perhaps this is just a desperate cry for attention? Perhaps by bullying us you feel like you affect the way we behave and our lives become your own? So you can slightly satisfy your deep seated want to be like us?

>>7765343
Sure

I'm doing the crying equivalent of dry-heaving

>>7765352
Hugg friend

>>7765353
Get it all out anon things will get better

>>7765345
I didn't say that so I don't know what you mean

>>7765346
Nah they're cool they made fun of me for liking trannies already anyway (since it's where I met trashy years ago) so it's not a big difference. As I said it was pretty amicable

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maybe i will be cute and things will be ok

hello

>>7765326
I'm 5'6 but got down to like 143lbs and 15% body fat. it's cold here and the work was hard. my metabolism is really fast I guess. it wasn't going fast but I kept losing weight and get colder and sleepier.

>>7765357
noitwontt

>>7765359
Trust me you will :3
I told you, and you gotta believe me!
I'm like, the queen.

>>7765346
great comeback
to be expected from a blonde~

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>>7765324

I wanna skip uni again desu Eva was right

>>7765364
>5'6
>140
>15% body fat
How?
I'm 5'6 125lbs and I've got a little bit of fat, a lot on legs

>>7765358
telling someone something usually means it is information they did not already have...
A compliment can be inferred from the situation as you wrote it.

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>>7765381
>tfw grace loves ur insides

hey i heard you girls are anime experts
any of you happen to know what this is?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRg64pSwZdM

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>>7765383
i will tickle your insides tbdesu

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>>7765369

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>>7765365
You've felt like this before and overcame you can do it again
>>7765368
Wtf I'm stupid now

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>>7765383
>>7765381
>>7765387

>>7765378
Oh yeah they just thought I was a chaser fag lol

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>>7765383
There's only one girl I'm willing to go inside, but the thought is fun, Elanna.

>>7765387
why is neck biting so hot?
like from both perspectives wtf

>>7765376
I rode my bycycle every day to work. which was like 20 minutes per day. I lifted and carried alot of stuff, walked around alot with heavy boots. also working outside for 2-4 hours a day while it's around -5C needs energy. I had a really good sleep and eating schedule which helped too I guess. also my body is V shaped.

>>7765396
It's just one of those universal truths in the universe.
If you get bitten, you start to melt and flutter inside.
If you bite, it's this raw, visceral feel, the taste of the skin and the texture against your teeth, the soft whimper of-
I COULD GO ON

>>7765387
That's my girlfriend's job though

>>7765393
anime_blush_35.png.mp4

>>7765390
>and overcame
Not even once, stop projecting.

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>>7765393
So lewd.

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What's all this transbian lewdness!

>>7765401
It's fun to tease you tho

>>7765404
sorry it me

i get really sad and don't know how to control it and can't make it stop

>>7765400
aaaaaaaaaaaa
>>7765393
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>7765404
aaa :)

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>>7765388
I'm happy you're happy.

>>7765390
Don't worry, I'll be sure to tell you how Faye is in bed.

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>>7765404
It's very gay in here

>>7765406
Yeah but after a certain point you're just going to make someone a bit jealous and territorial and I think you might be doing that

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>>7765403
It's your fault.

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it's so gay right now

I like it

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Stop making me question my sexuality

>>7765417
Aw. Ok. Point taken. Don't want to upset. <3

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>>7765407
Try thinking about happy things until the sads go away.
>>7765419
Maybe!

there's no reason to go forward because this is all futile

>>7765423
Iktf

Choose life

hi

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>>7765423
Just do what the fuck ever you like like you're not gonna win a trutrans badge for being in bed with someone you don't like
>>7765425
Totally.

>>7765430
no

every single breath i take is just another punch in the fight against my own dumb death
a battle i'll lose in the end

>>7765431
hi renren

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>>7765411
im happy?

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>>7765417
That just means they're going to dominate you harder. Which I bet is what you want hmm?

>>7765437
rage against the dying of the light anon

>>7765432
But I'm prettty sure I like guys

>>7765430
you mean like pro life?

>>7765441
Nuh uh. I'm not -that- selfish

>>7765441
No it just means I'll make them sad

>>7765447
You can also like girls it's not mutually exclusive

>>7765448
No I mean the anti-drugs quote used ironically

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>>7765443
rage against the machine anon
>>7765447
Go suck a dick then.
But if you have feelings for girls don't repress it, feel free to explore it and see what happens.
If all else fails, fill your mouth with the words of the lord and all will be well.

>>7765438
hugg

>>7765453
I don't wanna be bi
And I feel different about girls >>7765455
I'm too young to suck a dick

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>>7765439
I'm happy you're enjoying life. Or doing life. Whatever you crazy kids are into these days.

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>tfw want to be a cute girl but time keeps turning you into a badman

help

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>>7765432
<3

>>7765334
This makes my boobs hurt. More than usual even.

>>7765338
*hugs*
Has exercise ever helped you? It often, but certainly not always clears my head somewhat. We live in a gorgeous place for running.

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>>7765458
Then don't.
And why wouldn't you wanna be bi? If you are then you are, congrats, you have more options, there is literally nothing wrong with being bi.
>>7765465

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>>7765458
>I don't wanna be bi
H-hey me neither

>>7765458
>I don't wanna be bi
>not wanting to be bi
>not wanting to be bestsexual
It's great though.

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>>7765252

>>7765469
Cause I don't think I am bi, I definitely like guys
But sometimes I feel wierd in a different way about girls

>>7765468
Exercise actually helps quite a lot I was feeling a lot better about myself when I was cycling but I stopped for the winter and am usually wrecked from work so I don't feel like exercising

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>>7765478
It's okay to like guys and girls.
I like guys
A lot actually
But I also love my gf
Everything's cool

dear brain
stop

>>7765478
You don't need to label yourself, honest
just do you, pursue what you find attractive

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>27 in less than a week

>>7765483
grace ur triggering my girllust with these images

>>7765486
27 cocks?

I don't wanna get out of bed

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>>7765487
Oh.

>>7765486
3 more years till your suicide

>>7765485
That makes me feel better
Thanks c:

Ayy bitches

>>7765495
Y-you too

i feel like if i were better at coming to terms and accepting my life i would already be dead
it's just delusion that keeps me going
i can't accept that i need to die

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>>7765492
Why is girls kissing the cutest thing
No homo

>>7765494
^^ Anytime

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>>7765487
Shes just letting everyone know how much of a slut she is.

>>7765490
Are spankings also included?

>>7765493
Cant I just get it over with now?

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i want a gf reeeeeee

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>>7765502
Two cute things doing something cute together is cute
>>7765504
yeah I'm just putting on a "PRoud 2 b slut" sign rn

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>>7765483
<3
>>7765487

tfw ur a man who's deluded yourself into thinking your a woman

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>>7765507

>>7765508
That sucks bro why would you do that?

>>7765504
yes they are
but you have to provide service

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>>7765506
Yeah but it's the heart go Doki Doki kind of cute. It should not cause feels

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>>7765505
Just hit the gym brah.

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>>7765509

>>7765505
hi ill be your gf

>>7765511
can i save that image

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>>7765513
But it does cause you like girls and there's no reason it shouldn't.
>>7765516
I can't wait to see how you're like IRL

can someone help me by photoshopping out my moustache

>>7765519
yes if i can kiss you

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What procedures should I get for facial asianization surgery? In particular, I wish to avoid the uncanny valley of pic related, Xiahn Nidhi.

>>7765524
>>7765519
can all three of us kiss?

>>7765525
And who should I go to for the procedure?

>>7765504
only kek can save you now my boy

>>7765528
i would be ok with it
i'd like to feel warm

>>7765525
Maybe you should start small, like trying to look like a woman first?
Cuz you look like Stephen King right now.

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>>7765521
>I can't wait to see how you're like IRL
Honestly? Me either!