/ftmg/ - female to male general

>>7761801
non-transition surgery leaving similar scars is a meme
double incision itself is used in some extremely severe cases of gyno but at this point that's more likely to get a cis guy confused for trans than the inverse
double lung transplant has scars in a similar place but they're unbroken across the chest
>>7763051
both types of ftm dicks function pretty well sexually post-op and have complete erotic sensation unless something in the surgery itself went wrong
metoidioplasty has that sensation innately because the neopenis is made of the clitoris
in phalloplasty the neopenis has sensation through microsurgical nerve hookups where the nerves of the clitoris are redistributed through the neopenis, which also informs the methods used (forearm is most common because it's the best for nerves while simultaneously working on a wide variety of body types, and if you don't want the scar you better be pretty skinny)
you don't ejaculate fluid unless you were already a squirter, though i have one half-remembered story of a guy who started doing so post-op
it is very much not senseless and also reasonably decent-looking (especially meta), and in fact more trans men than trans women report being orgasmic post-op

>>7763632

>tfw MtF spic and if I ever manage to pass I get a social upgrade from being stereotyped as a rapist, illegal immigrant, low-achieving, gang member to a qt Latina and become eligible for white dick
>meanwhile spic FtMs get a downgrade in the opposite direction

Do any of you non-white FtMs feel like you get treated especially harshly for being minority males?

>>7763632
i love non white transitioners for some reason

they seem more genuine, not like some privileged white girl who thought she'd upset mommy and daddy by sewing a dick on to herself to get revenge for them not buying her a trampoline

>>7763651
>have complete erotic sensation
equal to a cut or uncut dick?

>>7763729
this doesn't make any sense

nobody transitions to get revenge on their parents. i didn't want to transition for a long time partly because i didn't want to upset them.

>>7763740
intermediate, given as the clitoris is intermediate between a cut and uncut dick
phallo skews closer to cut
metoidioplasty depends somewhat on if the body of the t-dick/clitoris grew more rapidly than the foreskin/clitoral hood did during t-induced growth, which it sometimes does and which kills sensitivity through the same keratinization seen in cut cis guys

>>7763740
phallo always has a cut appearance, but the sensation can't really be compared to cut or uncut. ive heard some guys say it feels like their clit is giant since the nerve in the tissue that makes up the penis got hooked up the clitoral nerve.

>>7763743
>post a little bantz on ftmgen
>get replied to with a defensive shitpost detailing your life story and shit opinions

amazing, most of you really are women

>>7763729
>invoking racist tumblr rhetoric to mock tumblrteir trenders

>>7763923
>one sentence
>life story
Someone's sensitive.
You don't reel in the bait at the first nibble, anon, you showed your hand too soon and now it's check mate, you're out.

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>>7763946
>Someone's sensitive.
>after getting offended at my post
>back peddling and pretending her post was bait

back to mtfg to post with the guys i guess

>>7764005

I'm not it the person who replied to you, friend.

>>7763725
I'm half Asian and I think I pass for white. I don't think I get treated too differently by white people

>>7764015
you both type like girls so i assumed it was the same person

Was it the use of punctuation? Did that throw you off? I can assure you, many males paid enough attention in grade school that they can manage punctuation.

>>7763923
>most of you really are women
AAP majority.

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threadly reminder

>>7764132
lel its you again! the yaoi novelist :^))?!

no, it was the passive aggressive 'someones sensitive' speaking to me like an angry mother

>>7764163
Just the """""gay ftms"""""" are fakes

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>>7764170

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>>7764170
>tfw 6'1

>>7764240

Are there guys about 6'8" tall in your family?

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>>7764240

>>7763632

Do you have more pics of this guy? I want to compare my ribs and pelvis to his because it looks like his pelvis was wider than his rib cage, but the rib cage looks wider after.

>>7764252
yes we're all giant dutchfags

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>>7764170
>>7764240
>tfw 5'11
>tfw i help my gf reach stuff high on grocery shelves

>>7763632
>tfw mtf
>tfw look like the one in the middle but with narrower hips

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>>7764334
gg fellow tallbro

>>7764299

So you're actually short for a guy in your country?

>>7764584
no i live in america

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>>7764334
> tfw 5'5"

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>>7764178
No... I write sometimes, but not novels. Not yaoi either... well... maybe a drabble or two of unadulterated man on man sex.

Just your friendly neighbourhood RDJA.

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>>7764761
You kids amuse me.
>5'5" boo hoo

I am 5'0", mother fucker, but I own it

>>7764802
>>7764816
are you also mexican and a convert to judaism?
j-just asking

>All this bitching
When did it become MTFgen in here?

Straight, gay, bi, ace....black, white, Latino, Asian....rich, poor, middle class

None of that matters...

Remember, there's one simple rule:
No dysphoria = no trans

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>>7764839
No, I am actually 1/4th Norwegian, mutt of many other shit. Atheist, raised agnostic, from Canada.

My family is just all rather short. We have maybe 10 cousins above 6 foot, most fall short of that. Bunch of hobbits.

>>7764893
alright
i just noticed that everything you say about yourself makes you sound more and more like ndelphinus/the guy who ran notanotheraiden

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>>7764905
That... I'm short and old?
Loma
I dunno, man, I stayed mostly off 4chan during my transition. I just came back recently after being stealth a few years because it is weird to not acknowledge something as significant as this with SOME sort of peer group. The one local friend I felt comfortable being open about this with moved to another state and I take about a year to vet people into this info face to face.

>>7764816
also 5'0
but i have a penis :(

Is it weird that i, an mtf, find myself coming here a lot out of boredom and loneliness
/mtfg/ makes me feel worse 10 out of 10 times i visit

>>7765055
it's fine as long as you post tits

>>7765048

Post dick.

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>>7765075
b-but
@___@

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>>7765055
I, for one, am not bothered by lurkers of any sort. Trolls or pushy chasers can be annoying...
>"tfw ________ w/out ftm bf/boipussy"
That shit is just stale, those who post it think they are bards, too. Smug little turds.

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>>7765112
Doesnt have to be your tits.
Loophole like a jew, lady.

>>7765112
i don't mind the ftm-chasing mtfs but if they're gonna want a bf (female) they gotta post tits
it's the rules

>>7763632
From average girl to cute guy

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>>7765087
But it's a blue board

>>7765129
what if i don't have them (yet)

>>7764240
do...do u like girls

>>7765158
then you can't get a bf (female) yet
>tfw none of the chaser girls on ftmg are ever that good
>tfw i met one once and have been talking to her but are now confident it will not go anywhere

>>7765165
b-but i'm not a chaser anon

>>7765165
u sound like a chaser urself
what do i get for my tits
you better let me smash you

>>7765165
>get a bf (female)
What.

>>7765075
ok whats your discord

>>7765055
>I actually ~PREFER~ hanging out with boyz tee hee! Gurlz are so much ~*DRAMA*~!!!

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>>7765172
It's okay, miss. Don't let Woody rile you up.
He makes everyone uncomfortable. I have already addressed this with HR.

>>7765206
but mtfg is significantly more mentally ill than here

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>>7764170

>>7765213

I was only being silly, but you know what, you make a good point.

>>7765199
hey fuck you
>>7765075
tell ME your discord
>>7765199
and show me yuour tits too

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sup yall i just hit 3 years T, everyone tell me how awesome I am.

>3 years T
>2 years post Top surge
>Qt mtf gf

looking back i thought i would never make it this far but it feelsgoodman.jpg

>>7765218
yeah mtfg is scary, i dont even want stuff inside me (right now), just a place that isn't full of sociopaths and murderers

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>>7765220
>mtf gf
>not me

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>>7765162
i do

>>7763729
>disguising transphobia as liberal-approved racism

lmao fuck off

>>7763632
Sooo, would any of you go for chaser gay guys?

I actually kinda like FtMs, especially guys like OP pic.

Can you guys please tell Brooklyn to stop shitposting in >>>/lgbt/femgen? Thanks.

>>7765489
we don't control brooklyn
even brooklyn doesn't control brooklyn
what's he doing?

>>7765415
Sure. As long as you're not gross about it.

>>7765351
So do your treatments and surgeries come out of your trustfund? Or do you have to work double shifts at the Starbucks to cover it?

>>7765315
hmu ;)

For the penis discussion:
Boners?

>>7765415
Maybe not the average chanon, but there are a ton of trans guys who are into dudes.

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>>7765220
https://youtu.be/zi8ShAosqzI

I started T when I was about 23... I am 34 now, I am married to an Asian cisfemale, we own a house, and two dogs. We each have a car. She has a degree and career, I am a year out from my degree.

Where's my fucking party, faggot.

>>7765581
yeah see im only 22 tho. :(

>>7765581
why so slow with your degree?

>>7765489
>go to check it out
>"wait but brooklyn doesn't namefag, how will I find his posts in all this?"
>got it!
>CTRL+F "..."

>>7765581
>Where's my fucking party, faggot.

Every day of your life by the sounds of it, you goddamn son of a gun.

>>7765489

that wasn't me, but if it was i don't take orders from people... i also don't say shit like "unironically"

haven't been here in a few days cuz i've been going through withdrawal + i never post in femgen...

>>7765498

well right about then i was in a benadryl coma... working on that self control shit, i'm getting out of brooklyn in about a week... can't go through withdrawal after i leave, so i've been hiding in my apartment pretty much all day every day...

>>7765681

you won't cuz i never said anything there... you'll find someone else though

>>7764816

i'm your height, don't really care about it though... considering some people in my family it could've been worse...

>>7763725

i'm a guinea spic and considering i'm already a low achieving piece of shit thee's no concerns...

>>7766065

there's* my bad...

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>>7765673
You see, a few years ago this thing called "a recession" hit, and all the people who dont still live with mom and dad had to make food and shelter a priority. Pfft...
Pretty much, I found keeping myself independent of my redneck family during transition to be more important than school.
>tfw short babyfaced transman so everyone guesses I am 7 to 10 years younger at school anyway.

>>7765685
Pretty much, although the spouse is hurting from a fender bender atm, so... yeah. No rough housing for now.

>>7766172
A tendency in Europe was that the recession caused loads of people in their 20's to overeducate themselves because there was no jobs to be had. They stayed in Uni because there was no other choice, but at least they got degrees out of it. Free education is precious indeed.

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>>7766206
Free education should be a human right, one which grows further out of reach in North America. It is all me me me, whats in it for me to help you? Oh, I dunno... a better educated populous to uphold and support this society we all live in? Oh, but feel free to keep bitching about how ignorant everyone is, and how literacy rates keep dropping.

>>7766252

while i agree education should be free and it would be for the best

>>7765055
this was one of the chillest gens, recently there's been an increase in shitposting but eh, almost makes it more fun. i used to lurk mtfg to keep up with the tripfags and mire at the qts. being here is like coming back home in the evening, it's calm and you have casual conversation, nothing really happens but you enjoy the break.

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>>7766268
What constitutes shitposting, and how may I contribute?

>>7766261
>>7766252

sent that too soon my bad...

and it would be for the best if the population was more educated as whole; there's nothing stopping people from educating themselves*

that's where i was going with that... but really literacy rates are dropping cuz the school systems are shit at an elementary school level... there's a lot more wrong than there just not being free higher education...

and like i said people can educate themselves without school, there's no reason for people to remain completely ignorant of everything just cuz they can't afford a degree... there's plenty of access to information even in an informal setting... even if that counts for fuckall to other people cuz there's no degree at the end of it ignorance is a choice... just saying

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>>7766272
>there's nothing stopping people from educating themselves

Yeah, just look at all the anti-vacc and holistic healing sites that people educate themselves on.

Base literacy plus critical/analytical thinking in primary school needs more emphasis. Standardized testing on rote memorization is a load of shit; we need to teach people how to verify sources, identify bias in ourselves and others, to train people to be independent learners.

Just look at posters here, most cannot even google to save their lives.

>>7766272
>there's no reason for people to remain completely ignorant of everything just cuz they can't afford a degree
Very very true, but it requires initiative and independent work. Most people are followers and fight against initiative. You can compare it with people who start businesses and take charge to fix problems, and people who work for others and expect jobs to be available. A person who expects jobs will whine when there are no jobs to be had, while leaders become entrepreneurs. A bit simple example but you get the point.

Information is more readily available than ever though. There's no excuse for ignorance anymore.

>>7766284
>to train people to be independent learners
most people don't want truth, they want entertainment

>>7765055
No because half the posters here are exactly like you.

>>7766284

some people choosing shit sources doesn't change the fact that people can educate themselves...

i agree though, schools should encourage independent critical thinking instead of rote memorization... rote memorization doesn't teach people anything other than regurgitation of the shit they read, and schooling based on it crushes creativity and thought which is bullshit...

but there's more than google if someone wants to learn shit... it's not like you gotta be in college to pick up a text book or some shit you know?

>>7766286

it does require initiative yeah, and you're right a lot of people lack that... but i'm sure plenty of those people would still lack that initiative to actually learn even if college was free

that's just kinda how shit is...

i've met people with college level educations who were still ignorant in every area other than their field...

and yeah there's not really an excuse for it when even without a formal education there's ways to educate yourself...

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>>7766270
i meant the influx of people like fiona, the terf, and other individuals breaking conceptual balls around here. i don't remember all of them.
does anybody want to see my rare hons in my hon folder, speaking of shit being posted

>>7766291

part of the reason people want entertainment instead of education is that learning is presented as a boring chore from the time people are introduced to it... i spent a good deal of my childhood in school in the hallway instead of the classroom cuz i was bored as fuck and always in trouble as a result... even the kids who were better behaved were usually bored as shit though, and it's that early introduction to learning being a chore that's forced on you that sours most people on ever picking up books and learning on their own...

Straight FTM here, posing a question for other straight (or straight-leaning) FTMs - what kind of women, do you find, are attracted to you? Is it mostly Tumblr SJW types? I just got out of a relationship and I'm scared.

>>7766332
>does anybody want to see my rare hons in my hon folder
yes pls

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>>7766342
everybody post your hons

>>7766340

i don't lean one way or another cuz i don't give a shit but... straight women who are already in longterm relationships (usually married) with cis guys love me... that's the only thing they usually seem to have in common (that and an odd amount of them are gingers... it's really too bad i'm not into natural redheads)

no sjw types though, i tend to offend chicks like that and not get along with them at all... they're usually hyper sensitive cunts though so i don't give a fuck...

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>>7766348
quality time with my galpals

>>7766338
True. Very true.
At the same time, it depends on how you deal with that. I was really bored in school too, but I dealt with it by reading instead of causing trouble. It's that excess energy and how you get the kids to channel it. Some get it out through sports, others by tinkering on stuff, some with reading, and some with vidya etc.
The worst thing grown ups can do is allow that boredom to just simmer and lead to nothing. You either get destructive frustration or dull retards out of that. Kids just need a direction to go in, the rest happens naturally.

>>7766340
I'm straight too.
As a lesbian, I attracted a fuckton of girls. Usually younger because I look young, so underage flocked at me.

I'm honestly a bit concerned about what my sex life will be right now.

>>7766340
trans girls, sjws, and 'trans guys' who are clearly not (not a 100% overlap with the second category)
hence why i myself am a bit of a chaser on the mtf side
it's my best option by far

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>>7766354
ready for vocaloid concert

>>7766332
>>7766348
>>7766342
>>7766354
God dammit take this faggotry elsewhere. To think I would've actually considered dating trans women before I learned they're cattier than cis women.

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>>7766340
Lesbians have never liked me, not in tomboymode or girlmode. Two lesbian friends have on different occasions told me that I didn't give off a female vibe to them, then I came out as trans later so I guess they could smell it on me.

Art school 'lesbians', SJWs or edgy alternative chicks. That's mostly it. I'm still pre-T though, so I'm hoping it will get better after I start passing.

Until then I'm living hermit life.

>>7766340
I'm not sure if I can nail them down to a type.. some of them are the Tumblr SJW type but the quieter not-as-batshit ones.

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>>7766351
Huh. Married women always thirst after me too. "Too bad I'm married to a cis guy..." yeah....

>>7766359
When I was a lesbian, I attracted zero women, probably because I was a stone butch. I get a lot of women now, all pansexual chicks with piercings who take Xanax but I'd be lying if I said I didn't like that.
>>7766360
Yeah I'm thinking I'm gonna end up with a mtf

>>7766357

destructive frustration doesn't necessarily mean a kid isn't learning anything... in spite of how much trouble i was always in i actually did well academically... i have a bunch of useless awards (particularly in science and english), i was in gifted programs, got scholarships to private schools, ap everything, nation honours society trip invitations, highest testing scores in some area in my schools (i got kicked out of a couple) etc etc etc

i taught myself shit cuz i wanted to learn, i just couldn't deal with the school system... me at my best behaved was reading instead of doing work, but usually i'd just talk and do a bunch of dumb shit cuz i was a little asshole with no impulse control or attention span...

my teachers usually liked me in spite of everything... except for the ones i made miserable, one of my math teachers in hs actually gave up teaching after his first year of it after dealing with me... he actually told me i was a big part of the reason he didn't want to teach anymore...

the problem is partially teachers and partially the education system itself... a lot of good teachers are held back from teaching kids in an actually productive manner by people from the board of ed who have never stepped foot in a classroom as a teacher dealing with kids forcing bullshit methods and curriculum on them... and it all results in learning being something people don't value...

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>>7766366
i'm not a trans woman, i like collecting hons

>>7766411

national* my bad...

>>7766404

i never hear the "too bad i'm married" thing... i'm a magnet for women who feel like cheating and feel stuck/bored in their relationships... i'm ok with it cuz i'm a piece of shit like that, but yeah...

>>7766340
I'm a magnet for artsy hipsters, and sadly the Tumblr gremlins. Usually the gremlins are too scared to leave their parent's basement, which is nice considering how batshit insane they can get.

> active on tumblr/instagram because of old online friends
> some random lesbian follows me and start getting strangely friendly
> suddenly starts hinting that she doesn't identify as a lesbian anymore
> wake up to find that she tracked down all selfies I ever posted just to like and comment on them (we're talking about posts over 5 years old)
At least she lives 2k miles away and has no car.

>>7766411

areas* my bad...

i'm completely fucked now though... drugs + neurological issues from my chronic health problems really fucked my shit up...

>>7766411
Post little asshole stories pls

>>7766468
I can't really fit anything in my asshole.

>>7766512
I am so sorry

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>>7766357
I was a reader too, got held back a grade due to boredom early on. That embarassment spooked me into finishing classwork before asshattery. Failing a class is still an anxious thing for me. I used to finish 3 novels a week atop schoolwork... now I barely manage a novel a year and rarely do my class readings.

>>7766325
Textbooks are a pain to buy, so expensive... several hundred dollars each is not uncommon from my experience. I get more from lectures or discussions than from books. Last "library" I walked i to around here was magazine racks and wifi with a few pcs. It depressed me. I wanted to be a librarian as a kid, no money for a masters degree plus dying vocation.

>>7766468

honestly not many specifics come to mind... i'm 30 that shit was a long time and a lot of drugs ago...

mostly just a lot of talking back and disrupting class, frustrating teachers... i don't remember how exactly but i made teachers cry and had teachers who would do shit like discuss me at parent teacher meetings with my friends' parents blaming me for their kids' failures (which was total bullshit, i was hardly ever in class to begin with and it wasn't my fault that when i was other people found me more entertaining than the teachers)

i had teachers send me to principals' offices for shit like "causing the entire class to be disruptive" (i think that was giving me too much credit) cuz they thought i had some kinda hold over the rest of the class that made everyone else act out...

and then like vandalism and shit like that... mostly though i only showed up to school to chill with people and fuck around, but i didn't go often... instead my s/o would just ride around on trains back and forth from brooklyn to manhattan and queens or wandering around in the street... setting shit on fire, shoplifting competitions (see who could steal the most shit) and getting into fights etc

i got along with a lot of my teachers in spite of that though, i know i frustrated all of them... but if i liked them they usually found me amusing and frustrating and if i didn't like them they absolutely hated me and didn't want me in their classroom

years ago when i was going to college the second time (dropped out twice, the second time wasn't by choice... long story) i had to stop by my 3rd hs to get my transcript and the janitor and principal asked me if i was there cuz i missed sitting in my old chair (the one right outside of the principal's office) this was years after i was done with hs... i was just memorable...

>>7766602

i read a lot more as a kid than i do as an adult... didn't do schoolwork so i'd read several books a day (it typically takes me an hour or 2 to finish a book) instead... i read significantly less now though, still at least a few books a month though...

first class i failed was in kindergarten though, handwriting... failed other shit as i got older due to not bothering with going to class, but i knew i didn't have to go... the thing with nyc is that there's a regeants exam get 85 or above on the test and you get handed the credits in classes even if you failed the class... i took full advantage of that in hs and that's why i graduated... made failing classes meaningless though, no consequences for fucking around as long as you could get through a test... and on a couple of those i had the highest scores in my school so eh... and even when i wasn't top of the school i still did good enough to get by without having to do much

they can be expensive yeah, but there's ways to access them and other books that are required reading and such... in a place like brooklyn it's easier...

i've picked up free textbooks off the street that people leave out when they're done with them for other people to just take... like i've been on/off reading a biology textbook i found and there's this old guy up the block from me whose son in law is a geneticist who's given me a lot of his shit...

and there's other sources of information as well...

the library near me is kinda sad too, but there's still access to shit there... it was nicer when i was a kid though yeah... used to get kicked out of there regularly as a kid for doing shit like letting mice and crickets loose and endlessly harrassing librarians...

>>7766615

me and my s/o* my bad... we've known each other a really long time, and were friends first...

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Does anyone else get more dysphoric from trying to look like a guy and failing than just simply looking like a girl?

>>7766798
Terribly so. It's the difference between being a failure and not trying at all. If you didn't try, you can always kid yourself that you COULD if you wanted to.

But it's less bad now that I'm on T, since I know that the things I see in the mirror that give me away are going to go away eventually.

Lads, I understand this might be water retention but goddamn 10 pounds in a week? What the fuck?

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>>7766955
fatty

>>7767003
Shut up cat, you know I'm not fat.

>>7766798
I guess this is because people see someone as male or not male. If you lack male traits you are seen as female by default, but if you lack female traits you aren't automatically seen as male. This is why passing is harder for mtfs. They have to hide their male traits, ftms just have to show some.

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>>7767010
Butthurt detected

>>7767020
More like abshurt.
My muscles became harder, so did my abs, but the bloating is pushing from the inside and it's annoying as hell.

>>7767048
>but the bloating is pushing from the inside
Are you saying the abdominal cavity is extended? That's very different from water retention (liquids filling cells making you look poofy)

>>7767015
>They have to hide their male traits, ftms just have to show some.

Breasts are an issue though. No matter how many binders I try, I still get an unfortunate lumping problem.

>>7767048
When did you last poop?

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My therapist refuses to use male pronouns.
Says she will use my last name instead of pronouns.
Implies she won't even use male pronouns after I go on T and start passing.
I hate this fucking place.
I has sads.

>>7767616

Where do you live? You want male pronouns before you pass?

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>>7767625
She's my therapist, not some random person on the street. I expected at least a little respect from her.

Also it's not about doing it before passing, it's her implying that she won't do it ever which means she doesn't see me as a male and doesn't take being trans seriously.

Fuck it.

>>7767616
>>7767653
Why is this person your therapist?

>I expected at least a little respect from her.
Doesn't that go both ways?

>>7767625
What about people who will always get clocked?

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>>7767709
I respect her. Have I said otherwise?
She's the therapist I was referred to. Getting a new one will be very difficult. I will most likely go private and that costs a fortune I don't have.

>>7767709
>What about people who will always get clocked?

Probably destined to the same fate as those MtF that sadly look like manly men in dresses.
Can't do much about it other than keep on improving and trying to pass better.

>>7767732
Or becoming an hero

>>7767727
>I respect her. Have I said otherwise?
I meant she should respect you too.

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>>7767772
Nobody respects me. I'm a grown ass man with tits posting kittens on a Somalian knitting board.

>weirdly neurotically scared to schedule an appt with the doctor pissed off I've been avoiding him
i just need labs done
why is my brain being like this
why did i pick a doctor an hour away (jk I know why)

>>7767872
>be retard
>google appt
>asian pacific poker tour
>mfw

>>7767872
Is it the drive or the doctor you're worried about?

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>>7767894
>my brain when your brain

>>7767872
My doc is also an hour away. I'm getting a bad case of nerves because I have to tell my boss I need time off on Monday to go, and we are Really, Really Fucking Short Staffed.

>>7767835
Then man up and do something about this, pussycat.

Look into whatever medical or mental health board your therapist answers to. Report her ass. Get that bitch re-educatex as to her -job- and stop letting people walk all over you like a door mat then crying about it online

It is called initiative.

>>7767929
nah it's just money mostly
it's a dumb panic response and i fluster really easy when i've fucked up
which i have
shoulda gotten my labs done months ago
now he's pretty clearly holding my scrip hostage until he can check my blood levels
which, fair, but it sucks and is making my animal hindbrain panicky
>>7767958
i have a weekday off because my job picks up weekends, so i am a lucky mofo in that instance
that sucks ass, though, i hate asking off, it feels like leaving people in the lurch.
doesn't change that shit's gotta happen, though, they can manage for a day.

My thighs are getting hairy and I'm having cravings for my girlfriend to strap on and give it to me.

Testosterone is exciting.

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>>7767965

>>7767981
post feet

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>>7768018
Pick your fuzzy ass up and go full bobcat.

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>>7768134
Don't tell me what to do

>>7768216
Then don't whine about problems.
REEEEEEE?

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>>7768312
reee

>>7767074
Nope. I'm saying I'm bloated and whatever it is, it pushes against my abs. They got firmer, as all of my other muscles, so I feel it more.

>>7767307
Today, doc.

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>>7768418
Color and type, please.

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>>7768519
...anon

>>7768076
They're still hairless, sorry.

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>>7768565
Que?

>>7768519
type 4, medium brown, 3 times a day

>>7769133
Damn, you must go through a lot of tp.

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I ran out of testosterone and the car has broken down so I just missed my t dosage for this week so tomorrow I have to go jog to the pharmacy. The worst part is I had a little tiny bit in the bottle that I was going to inject instead of missing my shot completely but my fucking dumb ass accidently squirted it all over the floor. Im so fucking angry and sad right now. what do I do

>>7769177
>Im so fucking angry and sad right now. what do I do
be happy the T is working

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>>7769210
after fucking up that little bit shot I punched the fuck out of a couch pillow and now I'm considering becoming a boxer because it felt really good

concerningly good

>>7769157
i eat a lot, what can i do. i have a fast metabolism. i like to say i have as much as 3 nigger babies a day

>>7769252
kek

>>7769306
>>>/tumblr/

I know this is what I get for browsing roddit but just found a self proclaimed ftm lesbian. She looks like your typical sjw clinton worshiper.

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>>7769459
Holy shit, super cringe....

>>7769356
You spelled 9gag wrong

>>7764839
FtMs can't convert to Judaism
http://www.chabad.org/library/article_cdo/aid/476233/

Fucking creepy ass shit. Never forget your cells are always going to link you to being a woman ;) Nothing is more disgusting than to watch a beautiful woman turned into a "man"

>>7769638

converting to judaism is fucking retarded anyway ... aside from it being complete bullshit you can't convert and actually count as one of "god's chosen" since it's a matter of lineage...

>>7769652

you think i'm beautiful? that's nice of you to say, thanks

>>7764409
that girl's face holy shit

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Guys, I'm kind of spooked.

I recently had unprotected sex with a guy I met on Tuesday night. He told me he didn't cum in me, but I was too drunk to notice or really care. The next morning I bought Plan B, downed it, and just took my T shot today.

I'm 3 years on T and haven't had my period in years, yet I'm cramping now, and have a runny nose. I'm kind of spooked.

How will I know if I'm prego, or Ragu? Should I go out of my way to buy a piss stick in a few weeks, or is the possibility of me being pregnant zip?

>>7770278
It sounds pretty unlikely, but a test might help ease your mind.

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>>7770278

> pretends to be "male"
> still has a pussy
> still gets fucked in the pussy

>>7770316
someone sounds like they need to get laid

>>7770316
Imagine if an MtF came onto this board like "I'm afraid I just got a girl pregnant" lmao. The Tumblr image doesn't really help.

>>7770293
Wonder if your T hormone adj will give a false positive....

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>>7770293

Yeah, I reckon it's just the paranoia that's giving me the heeby jeebies

>>7770316

Might as well use it once before I obtain my sacred Frankendick, nigger

>>7770278
Not 100% impossible, but not likely. If his dick was long enough to hit your cervix, that can cause cramping over the following week. Buy a test or two and do em.

>>7769177
You're gonna die

>>7769177

imminent death

How many of you are 5'10 or taller?

>>7770278
>getting fucked by a guy in the vagina
>"hurr durr no guys I'm a male I swear"

Man...

A question for you, are you attracted to men or women? If it's men, what kind?

>>7771511
Exclusively non-4chaners.

>>7771511
Femboys

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>get into arguments about trans people
>"reee you'll never be a real woman"
>"you're a man you fucking joke"
>feels good

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Spring pls come
Grow grow grow

lol its a girl who tries to play boy!
how cute!1!1!1!

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>>7771769
Post bum

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>>7769652
>beautiful woman
>becomes beautiful man
It's why FtMs are the superior breed.

>>7771756
No spring, fuck off. Cold weather is better.

>>7771694
Is it bad that I was recently thinking about how I'm actually jealous of hons because they try so hard to pass but still get instantly clocked as a dude?

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>>7771825
Who pooped in your coffee this morning?

Grow grow grow

hiya i'm from /mtfg/
just wanted to say hello and wish you all good luck in your journey

>>7771839
No no no

>>7764240
Ok i'm impressed, i'm a 5'11" 265lb bearmode cismale(with agp unfortunately ). I thought ftms could only transition into hairy manlets not large bears. How long you been on T for?

Bros, this is getting fucking ridiculous. Another pound today, even if diet is still the same under 1500kcal/day and I work out regularly.

I did some research and T made some guys gain 20 pounds in the first week from water retention. Fuck this shit, I'd handle it better if I was a fattie.

>>7771855
>another pound
I wouldn't obsessively track your weight down to the pound since that fluctuates throughout the day/month.
The retention will go down as your body works through it, just keep up the diet/exercise habits.

>>7771855

Don't forget you'll be gaining muscle mass too.
Fuck water retention, it'll go away. You need to eat, you're officially a growing boy.

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>>7771853
sweet summer child

>>7771855
Blueberry boy? Did you take bubble gum from a creepy old man owning a chocolate factory?

>>7771852
then stay smol

>>7771868
>>7771881
I'm just not used to my belly looking like I'm some preggo freak. The rest of the body is normal, muscles got harder and a bit more defined.

>>7771902
Post bod? water retention should affect your whole body. I still think you're talking about abdominal swelling.

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>>7771908
Had bad experiences posting my body on the net (not 4chan but still).

I looked up abdominal swelling but it doesn't make sense as it didn't happen until a week ago. Ignore the fact that it's a woman in the pic, it looks like the third one.

>>7771964
You feel gassy? Eaten gassy food? Pic three looks like someone with severe IBS.
It's obviously your organs reacting, and the bowels are most prone to expand causing that effect. I doubt you are a severe alcoholic or anything like that, but fatty liver can also give a gut appearance. If the swelling is lower down (on your hip bone levels and a bit above it) It's your bowels retaining loads of stuff and or gas, most likely.

t. nevrotic with IBS and no medical degree

>>7771988
>gassy food
Right now I can only think of yogurt, bananas and oats. I mostly eat protein (chicken, egg whites, protein shakes), thing is I've been eating this way for years.

Should I just take a fiber supplement and get it over with?

>>7772000
Unless you're constipated, I wouldn't recommend it. It sucks but it will probably pass. Maybe your gut bacteria is reacting to your hormonal changes? Take probiotics perhaps?

>>7772038
>It sucks but it will probably pass
>probably
I'm gonna gut myself if doesn't, m8. I'll try probiotics I guess, I don't even know.

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1 year on T, 9 days post top surgery. Feeling on top of the bloody world!

Pic is me three days post op

>>7772189
holy shit nigga get rid of that girlfat

>>7772189
Congrats. And congrats on gf.
What's the chem tattoo? Can you post it?

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1 year on T, 9 days post top surgery. Feeling on top of the bloody world!

Pic is me five days post op ( pro tip: have laxatives on hand for after surgery)

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>>7772191
Been working on it, used to be 120kg down to 95kg
>>7772196
It's testosterone with my t date

>>7772198
You have a good frame. Your shoulders are wide and your hips aren't too bad.

>>7770660
I'm 6'2. My mom is 5'10 and my dad and brother are both 6'5.

>>7772225
You're as tall as my female cousin who looks like a straight up hon and is desperate for a boyfriend.

>>7771988

3 and 4 are considered normal

>>7770660
5'11 here
same height as my mother, father is 6'3, older brother is like 6'5

>>7772268
For a pregnant woman, yes

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>>7772198

>>7772310
meanie

>>7772198
nigga I've been on t for three years now and you pass better than me. I've got to get my endo to up my dosage. At least I'm not fat.

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>>7772225
>>7772269
>5'5" with 5'7" mother, 6'0" father, and 6'0"-at-14 brother
i want to die
i'm still growing on t (technically a pubertal transitioner, complicated situation) but that's an improvement from 5'3", so barely an improvement at all

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>>7772337
Pic?
only things I am unhappy with myself at the moment is being a fat fuck and being unable to grow a moustache, I make a pree good greasy neck beard after a month of not shaving though

>>7771964
Another anon with IBS that experiences extreme bloating. If you're pooping smooth poos 3x a day and still look that bloated, I would definitely not add more fiber to your diet right now unless you want to risk shitting yourself silly. While bringing on the apoopcalypse is a nice way to quickly gain back a flat tummy, it's a literal pain in the ass that's inconvenient and can lead to hemorrhoids.

Have you tried taking Gas-X? It's nice for making you fart out any excess air that may be causing distension. But if your pain doesn't clear up within a week, I'd definitely contact your doctor.

>>7772338
> 5'6" with 5'11" mother, 5'10" sister, 6'2" father

Genetics has a cruel sense of humor.

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>>7772385
>Have you tried taking Gas-X? It's nice for making you fart out any excess air
Thought you were trolling. Googled it. LMAO.

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>>7772355
Stache will come in time. You look cheeky af in that pic.

>>7772385
Eh, I'm gonna try anything at this point. I can't work out like this, it started to hurt.

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Where's that other FTM smackhead at?

Tell me boys, are any of you in as pathetic a situation as I am? I'm literally going to go panhandle today for dope money.

>>7772534
kek

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I like small framed cis guys. They give me hope.

>>7772534
brooklyn's trying to detox, sorry m8
if you ever get into a situation where you're considering sex for drugs, what will you do?

>>7763923
of course they're women, much like MtFs really are men.

Is it a coincidence MtFs are the ones who overpush for acceptance and accommodation then get angry when told no? Because they're men and socialised to push for what they want

FtMs are socialised as women and told they will have what they are given, which is why much less promotion and invasive behaviour comes from this group

>>7772534

sorry to hear that...

i'm actually trying to get my shit together and get off it for a while at least... 5 month binge and shit was getting dark you know? can't do that cuz i've got my s/o and his sis to think about...

so i'm actually on day 6 of being clean... possibly day 4 of total sobriety unless i smoke weed or drink today... went through some really fucked up withdrawal, but it's tapering down a bit i'm still pretty shaky and shit though... i'm moving to get away from my dealers and easy access (not 100% when i'm leaving brooklyn but it's gonna be no later than thursday)

i'm broke as shit too from buying h, but i've been hiding in my apartment cuz if i see either of my dealers they're gonna wanna chill and that means they're just gonna hand me free bags and shit... which i can't do right now... and free heroin is what fucked me up last time i was trying to get clean... cuz i ran into them while i was getting cigarettes and they wanted to go for a drive and gave me a few bags while i was in the car...

hope you get what you need though, withdrawal is a fucking bitch, you feeling it already? i was at a point where if i slept too late i'd wake up to withdrawal...

>>7772558
or you know... ftms are more likely to stealth and actually take what they want: life as a man.

Hons push for acceptance because they will never pass. I can't imagine the hell they have to live.

>>7764409
>5'11"
>Tallbro
Maximum Kek

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Anyone here that uses Nebido? i need someone to talk to, kik?

>>7772554
Been there, done that, got the T shirt. It was fucked but I have very little self worth at this point
>>7772568
Oh yes. I'm feeling it. What's terrible is I know the bad part hasn't even come yet. I'm just getting a glimpse into my day. I wish you luck, bud. It sounds like you're at least trying to get your shit together and that's where it counts.

>>7772569
if i was a hon i would end up committing suicide. i wouldn't be able to look at myself.

>>7772569
>I can't imagine the hell they have to live.
;_;

>>7772607

yeah it's always day 2 and 3 that fuck my shit up the worst... but by the 1st night i'm borderline dying... i feel for you though, seriously, that shit's fucked

you probably know this, but high doses of immodium act on your opium receptors and make withdrawal easier... it fucks my stomach up like crazy so i don't really bother with it ( i get by on nyquil/dayquil, melatonin, and tons of benadryl + magnesium supposedly helps i didn't notice shit though and really high doses of vitamin c but again... didn't notice shit) but it does really help... i mean you gotta take a fuckton of it but yeah... so maybe try getting that shit from a drug store before you go out if you can manage it... just don't get caught i imagine withdrawal in jail is shit... i just know even the beginning of withdrawal is so shit that it makes actually going out to get h fucking torture... i've been lucky cuz my dealer delivers but yeah...

thanks btw... i'm just hiding 'til i leave, and once i'm out i'll have no choice for a little while... if it was just about me i'd still be on it, but my s/o and his sister feel like they need me to keep them grounded/functioning for some reason and it's a tight situation so i have to be the one who stays as stable as possible right now so they do... when i've got not choice but to do something i always manage it... not gonna pretend this means forever, but for now i gotta stop fucking around and clean up

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>>7772684
>if if was just about me i'd still be on it
That's the thing, in spite of all this craziness, I don't want to stop. I actually enjoy the lifestyle. I'm insane, aren't I?

>>7772856

i don't think it's insane to enjoy something... even if it's a lifestyle most people don't choose...

i get it, i've lived it... it's got its ups and downs like anything else, and the ups are great... i mean, heroin is fucking amazing, if i could feel the way it makes me feel every second of every day for the rest of my life i'd be happy... but the downsides can be fucking harsh, and if i was single i wouldn't give a fuck not gonna lie... but i'm not, and it's different when you're really close with people you're using with and in a position where you gotta keep each other together...

for me long binges on hard drugs then cleaning up (at least somewhat i don't really stop smoking weed or drinking for significant amounts of time usually... i have though) are more my thing... and i've been doing that kinda shit on/off for 15 going on 16 years... partially cuz i can't deal with anything being a necessity for too long, i don't like not being able to function without needing a drug indefinitely... there's a point where it becomes a burden for me and i need to pull myself away and balance shit out

stay high too long and it just becomes normal, and it becomes mundane and sobriety is what feels like an altered state of mind... and when sobriety becomes abnormal and being high is my usual i can appreciate sobriety...

the lifestyle never stays enjoyable for me, reality sets in and it always becomes something that's worth maintaining longterm

like i said i know that i'll likely binge again, that's how i am... but right now shit needed to stop and it's gotta stay that way for a bit

i don't think you're crazy though, can't... i get the appeal all too well

>>7772574
tall for an ftm

>>7773010
no

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>>7773027
Shit.

>>7773039
kek

Is getting a hot bf and living through him the cure?

>>7773061
>silly girl
>you're not trans
>you just haven't had enough dick

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>>7773061
Will you be wearing his skin like a mansuit, Buffalo Betty? If not, no.

>>7773061
It works for AGPs
>until they break down later in life

>>7773061

i can't imagine how that'd be anything other than depressing...

>>7773068
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=b28URAtaxeA

>>7773061
I've tried doing this when I was repressing, lasted two years before shit hit the fan. Eventually you break down from dysphoria, and he realizes that something is "off" about you.

>>7773137
I am surpised no one spams this in the opposite gen.

>>7772558
>women
>will have what they are given
So why are we living with a generation of women who hold a hissy fit march when democracy didn't work in their favour and they want extra rights?

>new gym
>mostly manlets shorter than me (5'5'') and cute skinny girls
>still get the "woman treatment"
Can't wait for the T to kick off.

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>>7773145
>Eventually you break down from dysphoria, and he realizes that something is "off" about you
>something is "off" about you

>>7773169
>extra rights
equal rights?

>>7773197
Feminism has nothing to do with equal rights.

>>7773161

you could be the one who does it... you're welcome

>>7773198
Ahahahaha

>>7763632
Jack is a nice guy, don't be a dick.

>>7773198
this isn't r9k

>>7773145
>and he realizes that something is "off" about you.
So find a man who understands.

>>7771964
congrats on the baby

>>7773275
It'd make sense if I wasn't only into cis girls.

>>7773281
Yeah that's your girlfriend, right?

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What's your guilty pleasure, lads?

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>>7773303
I don't have it very often, but I do love me some white girl caramel frap

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>>7773303
Well, Kyle; aside from marathon masterbation sessions, I would have to say copius amounts of cookies and pie.

>>7773303
Chocolate.

I don't eat sugar at all because of my strict regimen, but there are 3-4 days a year where it's all I eat. Only one day every few months, though. I can eat up to 2 kgs of chocolate all by myself.

>>7773209
>>7773260
Female-tier arguments.

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>>7773396

>>7773303
I've never told anyone this but I'm secretly fucking my best friend's boyfriend.
I feel soo guilty every time we do it but the sex is soo good I can't say no when he texts me.

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>>7773376
>24 hrs
>2 kg chocolate

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>>7773376
>>7773444
Was?

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>>7773376
>10.000 calories

>>7773376
thanks for reminding me of chocolate n im going to Walgreens to buy some discounted Valentine's day candy later.

what kind of chocolates do you like?

>>7773444
I'm sure you do worse, Deadpool.

>>7773418
you don't sound like a great best friend

get your shit together

>>7772934
Yeah I don't plan on stopping. All my other friends who use say this is unsustainable and that they will quit eventually but I'm fully aware that unless I'm in prison, an institution, or dead I won't be stopping. I may even end up in this city's homeless junkie neighborhood. The thing is, I don't really care.

>>7773376
>I can eat up to 2 kgs of chocolate all by myself
Damn. I accidentally ended up with a 4kg bar of chocolate, and it taken me a month to eat through one third of it.

>>7773744
It's probably because I don't eat it regularly.

>>7773193
"Off" as in he just noticed that I'd get uncomfortable about certain topics or situations that dealt with my gender, but I didn't want to discuss it in depth. After a while, it becomes a lot easier to discern someone keeping a secret from you.

>>7773263
That's exactly why I stopped with the charade, and am saying that dating a straight guy to in attempt to repress is a dumb idea.

>>7773835
Talk about the topics with him then?

He doesn't have to be straight. A bi guy is probably best so he can like your body but not be put off by you wanting to be like a guy sometimes.

>>7773303

i openly use shit like heroin... i don't have guilty pleasures

>>7773644

i get feeling that way... that's how it is for some people... but i'm not like that, i've slept on the street and shit before for other reasons... spent a summer out like that and crashing at friends' houses and shit, it was alright... but i've got a lot of chronic health issues now and i can't handle that kinda shit anymore... besides it wouldn't work out for my birds doing that shit, and even when i'm at my worst with drugs i made sure i had money and shit for them and have my shit together enough to take care of them...

+ like i said my s/o and his sis are a big part of it...

besides i'd be fucked if i ended up in jail... i'm not made for that kinda shit... i'm fucking 5' weigh around 100 lbs and i'm fucking sick with a high probability of saying something stupid to the wrong person... it's not exactly a survive prison combo...

aside from that my life just kinda put me in a position where this is what makes sense and what i gotta do to keep going...

what matters in life is largely subjective... so if you don't give a shit and it's what's important to you then you don't give a shit and it's what's important you know? can't judge... why do you feel that way though? i'm curious

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>>7773912
Have you guys found a place to go yet? Go you for being sober lately btw. Time for new hunting grounds.

>>7773966

we're going back to the poconos, got a place to crash for 2 weeks which is all we'll need to get shit together to get some shit together for a more permanent situation... my s/o was offered his old job back so he's already got that lined up as soon as we're there... should go smooth enough, we've got some shit going on... if it all works out we'll be a lot better off than we've been at any other point in the past so hopefully it does... if not well... won't be worse than where shit was headed if we were to stay here i'm sure...

shit just worked out in a way where it was either be sober or be in a really shit position to keep using... and i'll pass you know? i'm a fuck up piece of shit, but i know when i gotta pick myself up and pull my shit together enough to not be totally fucked... and like i've said it's not just about me so i don't have a choice in the matter... i can put up with a lot of shit when it's more than my well being on the line, cuz i don't really give a fuck about me but i do care about shit outside of myself... way more than i'm capable of caring about me honestly...

besides i was so high all the time that being sober feels new and different, so it's sorta like getting high to stop feeling sober just reversed... i can appreciate it...

>>7773411
Yes every opinion that doesn't match up with yours is bait.

>>7773418
kys

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>>7774081
Going back to nature just in time for spring. That's kinda elegant when you think about it.
Yeah I don't think your type of life is possible without being a flexible when you need to. At least up to a certain point.

Do you guys own a lot of stuff? How do you handle moving? I know you got plants. Are they a bitch to move?

>>7774163
What does Brooklyn look like? Is he on hormones? Just curious because I lurk on these threads a lot (I'm ftm too) but am more of a newfag on this board

i just ate two big chocolate bunnies. im gonna puke

i'm supposed to be losing weight for surgery but i love sweets too much and once i have the first bite i lose control. i can't have a normal portion like everyone else can.

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>>7774310
You know, fruits are sweet.

>>7774261
He's not on T because of some health stuff. You can ask him about it if you want. I'm not reposting his pics without his ok, but he usually doesn't have a problem with people asking for it. He's a handsome fucker. Skinny and short. Hispanic. Strong jaw.

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>>7774261
Who are you btw? Tell about yourself?

>>7774163

yeah it'll be nice... i missed getting shitfaced and chilling by the river anyway, and making wild animal friends and shit...

nah we don't really have much... i've got some books (all the ones i really care about are in my guitar case already packed), my guitar + a portable amp... the birds are easy cuz we have a smaller cage for rocket and gypsy just needs her harness she'll sit on my shoulder or my s/o's and we'll just take the other cages and their playground + toys apart to save space... and then some plants yeah, but it's 5 small-ish pots shouldn't be much of an issue... we moved most of them here, and only got one more while we were here that we're taking (it's a tiny evergreen we used as our xmas tree) and my s/o mostly just cares about his tattooing shit and art supplies (neither of which takes up much space), and camera + our clothes... we've got a couple crates of stuff that i don't mind leaving if i gotta

and his sis is coming once we have shit together so we don't have to worry about her stuff...

3rd move in less than a year anyway so we've condensed a lot of our stuff...

My spouse came out to me recently as non-binary. I'm bi so it doesn't much matter to me what their gender is, but I'm not sure if they're serious about it or not.
On one hand I'm not that surprised because until recently when I began my transition they presented more masculine than I did (maybe they still do, idk).
On the other hand I think they might just be caught up with me beginning my transition and changing my appearance and they want to do the same but without going full male.
What do you guys think?

>>7774338
What is this breed called?

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>>7774506
First, are you one of those people who spend thousands on pets because muh purebred?

I like dicks and I cannot lie.

>>7774519
No, I just like looking at pictures of cats and was wondering what I should enter into google to find them.

>>7774519
+ if I had the thousands to spend, I would fucking move out already. Or buy anime figures and be a weeb.

>>7774526
Allrighty then. This one is famous because he looks like the soot balls from spirited away. Look at filename and goggle away.

>>7773061
Vaguely related but I tried the reverse: making my girlself look like an ideal gf and forcing myself to be happy with that.
Spoiler: don't do it, it's not worth it and can make your dysphoria much worse.

>>7774434
I think it's more likely that seeing you go through these things, they've started to realize how much of it sounds familiar. But give it time, be supportive as they are of you, and if it's a phase they'll phase out of it. Otherwise they'll find themselves happier and grateful for a supportive significant other, which is win-win.

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>>7774534
If you had thousands we could skip in together, buy a sailboat, and escape to a tropical island with good internet, fresh fruit supply, and endless beaches.

>>7774538
I dropped my damn pic

>>7774538
Thanks. You're right, actually, it does look like those soot balls.

>>7773376
>strict
>2kgs of chocolate in a few days
Yeah okay.

>>7774110
it's bait because you're trying to lure people into an argument by saying something you know will agitate someone

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>>7774404
>3rd move in less than a year anyway so we've condensed a lot of our stuff
This sounds stressful. Why not find a more stable solution?
I envy you the forced minimalism though. I used to be more fluid, but stuff has accummulated lately. I don't even buy things. Ever. They just end up with me for some reason.

>>7774557
Don't feed it.

>>7774551
Dude, I eat it all in one sitting at Halloween, my birthday and a random holiday I choose every year. I don't see any kind of sugary shit all year long.

>>7774434
>non-binary

Good luck with that, desu. I would be pretty upset if I married someone and they didn't bother figuring out their gender until after especially since that's a pretty big factor in marriage.

>>7763632
I need to vent this shit now

I am taking this gender & society class which was supposed to be an easy and fun gpa booster of my senior year as a STEM robot and it is 100% garbage pushing this weird political agenda, literally a mix of TERF with "16-year-old-nonbinary-white-girl-with-a-tumblr" ideologies."

Our first "lecture" was the professor asking questions to a panel of 'lgbt' students about their life. Of fucking course 3/5 of the panel were nonbinary tumble-genders, one obvious male even identified as a 'non-binary trans women' using both she or he pronouns, I almost had to leave in rage. Cis privilege is taking the few words trans people have to describe themselves and just rendering them a meaningless bunch of buzzwords for the purposes of social signaling. And if I say anything otherwise I'm just a transphobic cis-male-passing privileged bigot c:

>>7774549
I'm good. I don't like boats, nor do I like the shit that comes with tropical weather - bugs and heat.

>>7774596
Most people have problems eating 2 kg of anything at once, not to mention something as rich and heavy as chocolate. Damn boy.

>>7774261

i'm too sober to post a pic of myself in a thread where i'm going on about using heroin... if i was high though i'd be all "here's a pic," and then think afterwards about how i may as well be borderline retarded doing shit like that...

i'm not on t, i've got a lot of health issues and before i got sick (and honestly still) i was in a lot of shit situations where treatment wasn't an option... factor in an abusive crazy catholic upbringing and well... that shit doesn't work out too well with being trans...

why are you curious? just wondering... i always wonder if people have an idea of what i look like in their heads or some shit just from talking to me... and then i wonder if i'm actually what they were picturing...

>>7774331

thanks... i normally don't but idk... given all the subject matter and current sobriety it just seems like a dumbass idea

>>7774310

eat fruit instead? or just you know... eat the chocolate rabbits and don't eat a bunch of other shit in addition to that...

>>7774549
Continuing >>7774602, also sunlight. It's uncomfortable on my skin. Not trying to sound edgy but it sorta burns a bit.

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>>7774602
Oh.. ok :(

>>7774608
vampire detected