Gay General - Australian Impressionists edition

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>>7762374
>gay stuff

>>7762374
Art is for straight people. So it should be burned.

gay as hell

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>>7762411

How do you feel about the art of Tom of Finland?

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Who wants to read yaoi with me?

>>7762435
>art
Ugly cartoons you mean. Gross.

>>7762435
he sure did draw alot of dad/son stuff
which is hot, but what did he mean by it?

I like art

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>>7762464
Forgot pic

>>7762440
only if you lick my bum while I read

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I like this one. It was the first Australian painting to be exhibited both at the Royal Academy in London and the Paris Salon.

The bleached colours really let you *feel* the heat of the Australian summer.

>tfw no D in my B

>>7762435
it's all a bit graphic isn't it

>>7762440
why do you ask this every thread?

>>7762598
>tfw when no B on my D...and then C(uddles)

>>7762695
hey bb mind if i park my B on your D?

>>7762598
>tfw quit doing anal sex with randoms because I catched stds so many times because of bursted condoms
my lovehole is literally aching for a treatment

>>7762598
>tfw don't want d in b but just intimate cuddles for a few hours

>>7762711
That's absolutely deplorable.
>lovehole
m8 that thing has never felt any love
>>7762715
THIS
H I
I H
SIHT

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So you're walking around when suddenly these three guys corner you with visible erections in their shorts.
What do?

>>7762739
try to rape the manlet one, then get beat up and possibly raped by the other 2 :3

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>>7762695
>why do you ask this every thread?
Because I want people to read yaoi with me.

>>7762739
Run away, before trying to find guys that look like them but around my age (with compatible personalities) who are looking for a relationship...
Then being disappointed because everyone my age is a slut twink... and drowning my relationship woes in work and studies...

>>7762775
Reading isn't really a group activity, Anon.

>>7762775
are you qt

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>>7762703

>>7762711
doesn't happen if you only bonk virgins

>>7762739
>just let whatever happens happen

>>7762775
do you need help pronouncing the big words or something?

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>>7762799
>>7762812
I was hoping for something like a book club, where we discuss the stories, not actually read them together.

>>7762800
Very.

>>7762831
What are some good yaoi anon? I have an AB and OT account.

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>>7762836
I recommended these the last couple threads already, but only because I assume everyone asking for recommendations hasn't seen these yet. If you want more, then please say so.

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>>7762910
>Kim Homo, a gay guy

>>7762910
I haven't seen any of these. I'm looking them up now. thanks

>>7762831
you might have more luck on /cm/
on the topic of manga/anime, I downloaded the Nichijou series because I've seen a couple of funny gifs of it
Is it worth watching?

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>>7762984
It's gag humour but nowhere near as good as something like CroHigh, relies on aesthetics more than actual jokes.

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>>7762984
Nichijou is hilarious if you like absurd comedy. Definitely was worth watching for me.

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>>7762739
get fucked, obviously

>>7762910

>>7762946 here. Welcome to Room 305 is pretty hilarious. Thanks for that.

who else likes chubby guys who have girthy dicks

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>>7763096
はい!

>>7763096
Me!

Is it weird if I'm gay but still enjoy anime with yuri?

>>7763196
Anon you're trans transition immediately

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>>7763196
You're bisexual.

>tfw no senpai bf

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>>7763384
You mean a Japanese guy, or just an older guy from your school/work? Or both?

Ok I need me to get some fucken friends. What should I do?

Let's talk about dicks
What kind of dicks are the best?
Upward curve masterrace

What piercings do you guys have or like on a partner?
Are naval piercings on a guy ever ok?

>>7764222
naval piercings are for traps and MtFs tbqh

>>7764238
*are for whores

>>7763871
>What kind of dicks are the best?
Big ones
Big dick master race

>>7764336
Sounds like you have a small dick, anon. It's okay. We're not here to judge.

>>7764336
>>7763871
>tfw 8.5-8.8 inch dick +thick
>large left curve due to jcking it too much
except ive got a beer belly and a neckbeard so never gonna get to use it
lel

>>7764238
ok by me

>>7762473
very artistic i like

>>7762739
why is "Dad bod" supposedly popular right now

>>7764503
Judge away.
I honestly love having a big dick, but sex might actually be better with a smaller one. I've had guess who were to afraid to take it (not monster sized or anything). It sucks that most dudes get to sore from it to have sex as much as I'd like.

>>7764608
Lel fellow lefty, but jerking a lot actually seems to have helped since I'm right handed.
>beer belly and a neckbeard
Both of those are treatable conditions anon.
To be honest the are enough size queens out there, you could probably get laid as long as you aren't freakishly disgusting.

>>7765095
Fit but not cut is really hot IMO. Like the optimal male body has some fat but a decent amount of muscle
t. twink

>>7765095
Those guys are way above Dad bod.

The dad bod is basically the same as the haes movement. Demanding to be found attractive, despite not putting any effort into trying to be physically attractive.

I think it's also roasties trying to convince themselves they're attracted to out of shape rich dudes.

>>7765217
Don't tell me when to judge you piece of dicks.

>>7765239
Don't tell me not to tell you to do things. You're not the boss of me.
You're not even my real dad.

>>7765287
Don't be so sure.

>>7762440
can we talk about it for a second? Am i the only gay guy who hates yaoi? First: it's bad porn AND bad romance, second, it's just some giry ass romance manga with male characters and (very little) sex,third: WHY ALL THE RAPES, fourth, it's written by 40 years old red-haired maidens: it doesn't depict a homosexual relationship at all!
I mean, i love yaoi porn ike the one you foind here on chan, but read 10 whole chapters of that kind of crap? Really?

>>7765920
This is how lesbians feel when they see mainstream lesbian porn

Honestly what am I supposed to do with my hemmorhoids? It's disgusting and I can't just go top because I have a baby dick.
What can a doctor even do about it? It's been recurring since I was 18

>>7765920
I'm not keen on yaoi/hentai either
It's like you say, all written by women and too rapey

>>7766236
>What can a doctor even do about it?
Fix it?

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>>7766245
>Fix it?
well, how?

>>7766247
there are several treatment available, like cream, things you put in bath etc... But first try to eat less taco bells i suggest? More fiber? Your problem doesn't seem that bad, if it was that bad, you won't be concerned about bottoming but more about the fact that you can"t seat

>>7766255
well cream isn't a permanent solution and I eat pretty healthy
other than bottoming I do bleed occasionally from wiping myself because of it

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THE WAR ON WHITE PEOPLE WHO AREN'T ME

>>7766267
actually there is a whole varietty of treatment: pills of course, but also injections, use of cold/warm, it can even go up to surgery, so go see a bloody doctor to make yourself look good for your next fuck

>>7766288
thanks bae

>>7766247
To fix it permanently you may need surgery :/

>>7766277
>God hates male video games
Wut?

>>7766267
I have the same problems as you anon. Everywhere I look it seems that the answer will probably be surgery. While surgery would totally be worth being able to be fucked without pain and bleeding, I just can't bring myself to see a doctor about it, even though its gotten a little worse over the years.

>>7766277
Save the protection of children.

>>7766277
Are you me?

>>7766433
maybe

I really love the "YAS YAS YAASS" meme

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>>7766590

>>7765232
tfw twink with no dadbod bf to cuddle me warmly until he gets too warm and we have to go on our own sides of the bed

I enjoy gaybait TV shows such as Yuri On Ice, 4th Man Out and Please Like Me.

Should I start watching RuPaul?

y/n

>>7766999
Noooppeee.

>>7766999
>Please Like Me
I'm still disappointed with how the last series ended
why did he have to turn Arnold into such a slut?

>>7766999
if you unironically watch rupaul you likely deserve euthanization tbqh

>>7766245
Can't fix stupid.
>>7766288
You're not a doctor
>>7767054
No one will like you, you can stop asking

>>7767123
>different tripcodes

THONKING....

Such a faker. Why impersonate a trip?

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Have any of you guys used ball bags and ball stretcher stuff?

I'm thinking about getting a Bull Bag but I dunno if it'll actually help. I want to make my balls nice and full, not super dangly. I already take supplements, I just want to see if any toys help too.

I thought about using a dick pump on my balls but I'm nervous

>>7766277
save white bronies

>tfw penis is broken

>>7767671
have you tried turning it off and then on again?

>>7767684
no. thanks. I'll report back

>>7767720
It's either the graphics card or the fan

so I cut off my dick and now it won't attach again? wtf? google doesn't give any answers either

>>7763871
I agree, upward curve is the absolute best, I guess that's mostly for people who are into intimacy (i.e. missionary). If I had a bf with any other shaped penis, I'd be disappointed, but I guess I'd get used to doggy style, but lifting myself so my back was against his chest and reaching behind me to hold onto him.

>>7767800
Did you break off any of the little attacherthingies on the sides? It happens if you do it in a rush. Superglue might help.

>>7767671
>>7767684
>>7767720
>>7767785
>>7767800
>>7767817
So like... Is it a new stereotype for faggots to not be funny? I've noticed this in the thread a few times.
It's an awful type of sense of humor.

>>7767785
probably not software failure, something wrong with the hardware

how's the analogue modul? insert an analytic plug and tell me if there is a response. I know for a fact that if your dick isn't working, there should be a backdoor to get around it somehow

>>7767832
teehee

*cums on you*

>>7767832
you just don't get it

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>>7767817
yes probably
>>7767832
>inhales estrogen
guuurl xD

>>7767671
broken how exactly

>>7767800
>you're not this guy are you?

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>>7767938
a bicurious guy who never jerked another guy off broke my frenelum and it occasionally hurt like fuck when I jerk off even 3 years after, despite numerous nofaps and using lube for jerking so it has time to heal
I'm considering mutilating my foreskin if this continues
when I'm with guys I'm also scared shitless that they will fuck it up even more as a result, and I barely let them jerk me off anymore
>>7767938
yes? hello?

>>7767846
I wish.
>>7767855
Everyone gets it, although that's obviously the joke you're making right now.
>>7767863
Nope, fellow fag. Haven't been here in a while, but noticed a few times that all the posters here are retarded in a different way from before.

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>>7767832
>>7767964
please delet ethis
it's taking a toll on mys self-esteem

>>7767954
were you that guy that posted about his frenulum a couple of weeks back?
because I think I said it then but I'll say it again, If it's hurting you go to the doctor
they'll be able to give you something for it surely
>although if you've severed you penis you'll be bleeding out soon anyway

>>7767975

i thought it was funny, dont worry

>>7767832
It's just shitposting senpai, the general is just kind of dead right now because a lot of the regulars talk in the discord instead now

>>7767964
>he doesn't like dry and shitty jokes
I can already tell you're going to be very popular around here

>>7767954
Have you been to a doctor for it?

>>7768004
I've noticed.
>>7768016
I was never popular here. Well, I was and then I wasn't.

>>7767954
i was circumcised when I was 19. It's no biggie despite what all the memers say

>>7768046
Ouch. Why at 19?

>>7768000
yes but it got worse today and felt like blogging
>>7768028
no because I'm seeing one for another reason

>>7768046
>getting circumcised
>ever

>>7768060
have they told you what's actually wrong?

>>7768084
no because I haven't seen a doctor for it yet because I've been meeting them for another reason and I don't think I can have two errands at once at the doctor in this shit country

>>7768093
pretty sure if you bring it up they're obliged to help, Hippocratic oath and whatnot
to me it sounds like a particularly nasty torn frenulum that doesn't seem to be healing right if it's been three years
http://www.news-medical.net/health/Torn-frenulum-(banjo-string).aspx

>>7762374
Since I'm being ignored in my own thread, does anone have any tips on how to start dating guys ? I'm 25, been hooking up with guys for 5 years but have never been on a proper date because I'm kind of anxious about it. How do you find a guy to simply go out with ? Were do you take him ? How akward was your own first date ?

>>7768149
Instead of just fucking, ask them out to drinks. It's as easy as that.

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>>7768046

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>>7768149
>my apologies for being uncultured swine
at least you've gotten as far as that and aren't a 25yr old virgin

>>7768201
That's priceless

>tfw you haven't sucked twenty cocks today

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Do any of you like this type of hair?

>>7768233
If that makes you feel better I haven't had sex in 6 months because I'm living with my parents until I find a job in my proper field.

>>7768268
It's cute but depends on the shape of the face and everything as well.

>>7768268
It's alright. I have the same hairstyle only lighter in color and a bit frizzier.

>>7768201
>replacing your dick with a piece of wood that small
I'd go for something bigger and intricately carved and awesome looking.

>>7768334
Two words. Drakkar Figurehead.

>>7768268
looks nice imo
>tfw off centre crown so I get a patch of hair always sticks up at the back

>>7768268
looks Jewish

>>7768345
Exactly. Might have to switch it out for something more feasible when you actually want to go to pound town.

>>7764222
Don't have any, but I think, depending on how they look, earlobe piercings or stretchings can be nice. If they make the guy look manly, they're good, but if they accetuate the campness... no...

>>7764222

Like ear piercings

Strongly dislike lip, nipple, bellybutton or genital piercings.

Neutral feelings about eyebrow and nose piercings, as long as they aren't too overdone.

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where can i find porn like pic related? I mean the the remote vibrator, not the tranny.

>>7768561
Pretty sure /hm/ or /y/ are the places you should ask that.

tomorrow im taking a new gay out

i thought id show him 2 bars, a gay restaurant, a gay sex shop and 1 club and then call it a night.

you think thats enough?

>>7768642
just take him home and show him your boner uwu

>>7768642
>a gay restaurant
The fuck is a gay restaurant?
And what's the difference between a gay bar and a gay club?
And who the fuck takes a date to a gay sex shop?

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>>7768849

1. A gay restaurant was historically useful because it was the only place people wouldnt state at a homo couple kissing. Nowadays it just means that they have male pinups on the walls and all the waiters are gorgeous.

2. Bar = place for drinking at chatting where the music isnt that loud. Club = place for dancing and making out where the music is deafening.

3. Hes not my date. I just want to show him how to be gay is all. And gay sex shops are useful, there where you buy designer underwear and condoms/lube and stuff.

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>sjw, liberal or libertarian
>slut that hooks up with different guys every week, posts nudes online for attention 24/7, has never experienced love or been in a serious relationship that lasted more than a 3 years, probably mildly depressed or suffering from some form of mental illness and also needs alcohol/drugs/cigarettes to enjoy themselves

Why do these two seem to be so synonymous within the gay community?

>>7768984
You basically just described every bottom I know.

>>7768984

>posts on 4chan
>spends his time complaining about hypothetical groups of people hes never met but has heard about through the internet and would rather get mad at strangers than go outside and meet people he does like

Why do these two seem to be so synonymous within the shitposting community?

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ALERT ALERT

WE ARE AT DEFCON 1
I REPEAT, DEFCON 1

ALL HANDS ON DECK

>>7769007
Looks like I struck a nerve.
I've met these people, I don't care for forming opinions based on what others say, I constantly find people who fit this exact archetype on and offline. The ones who have those stupid political arguments about muh muslims did nothing wrong or whatever are usually the same people who absolutely have to tell you about this CUUUTTEEE new guy they hooked up with today from grindr and post gross unsolicited pics of their assholes asking if it's good enough to send to their next hookup.

For evidence closer to home, just look at these threads, or any of the /lgbt/ discords. People like babaghanoush, feelgood, swede, sludgepuppy and so on are some notable trips who follow this to a T. In the discords it's just as bad and hilariously predictable.

If they say they were gonna vote for bernie sanders or they complain about trump even though you never asked them, be assured they're probably loveless sexual deviants.

>>7769057
>>7769043
like pottery

>>7769057
So basically you dislike people who have a different political opinion to you and who like talking about their personal lives?

Considering this is an anonymous imageboard and is therefore *ideally* suited to both of those things, why dont you just go somewhere else where you wouldnt have to engage with people who have different opinions? Reddit, for example?

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>guy has been nice to me and going out of his way to talk to me for the past few weeks
>think he might like me
>look him up on facebook, he has a gf and is beyond heterosexual
And now I've learned another lesson about hope.

>>7769090
I never said I disagree with their political opinions, it's just quite difficult to find anyone that vocally holds such a stance that also doesn't double as an incredibly vocal vain degenerate that encourages hookup culture. I also never claimed to dislike them or say I wanted them gone, the reason I know them so well is because some of them are my "friends", I'm just pointing out this consistent pattern among faggots and asking why they are so interconnected.

But nice try with moving goalposts beyond "you just don't know them" to "just leave, this is OUR safe space!" if you want somewhere that celebrates your amazing sexual independence and politically correct opinions without question, I suggest making a tumblr. It worked out for Circe.

>>7769131
>i never claimed to dislike them
nigga do you not think i can read? you called them "loveless sexual deviants" and have just sperged out about them for like 800 words

>>7769139
I'm allowed to be irked by those parts of them and the culture within the gay community as a whole which causes them to parrot this lifestyle to each other without disliking them as people. I know some of you fags have problems looking beyond just whether they have a big dick, nice ass or some money to buy more drugs with, but I assure you there is more to people and to you.

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>>7769043

Feelgood pls.

This place is dead, why are you bragging to anons about hooking up with asian dudes?

>>7768984

its the morally relativistic approach they take
they are all nihilists and to them fucking 10 guys a day bareback and ruining their bodies for a temp high are as good as life will get because nothing matters and we should all just love each other yolo
but dedicated love and monogamy arent progressive and trendy
you can totes love like 5 people at once its natural
alot of them are also pedophiles or pedo apologists who think love is love and that age is just a number
they encourage boys as young as 6 to dress like rainbow speckled whores go to gay pride parades and build a harem of diseased older men that want to sexually abuse them

nambla was one of the founding organizations behind the gay rights push and still lurks within the liberal community and gay pride parades at large
liberalism is a disease

>>7769156
>its impossible to be open to talking about your personal life without also being a shallow drug addict

having sex and forming relationships with people is a fundamentally human thing, and that discussing them with others, while relatively modern, is completely fine and not at all unhealthy

>>7769182

i dont think im gonna make it with this one actually

its not looking so good so far

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>>7769202

But you didn't answer my question... why are you bragging to anons about this? I could see doing this back in 2014 when there were more people here and you could have gotten a ton of (you's) but it's 2017 bro. If you haven't noticed most people don't even really come here at all. This place is a relic. It's nothing but trans threads here now.

And i already thought you had a FWB, so now you're looking for more now or something?

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>>7769221

I dont mind it being empty that much, although it does kinda suck. Its comfy, in a way. and i do like that we hardly ever have flame wars here any more.

and yeah i do still have my fwb, but this is a guy ive just started dating. it would be nice to have a serious relationship i think.

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>>7769202
Except, feelgood, you don't form relationships. You fucked like 5 guys within a month when you were barely 18(assuming you weren't lying about your age, again) and had a threesome with three of them. How many of those people do you still talk to and have any strong relationship beyond just "fuckbuddy"? I'm all for sex, love and building a relationship, but it should be between two people who love each other and have a relationship, not some bullshit that ultimately comes down to you giving into your desires mindlessly likely a retarded animal with hundreds of random people until an STD scares some sense into you.

Not only that, but oversharing your personal life and sex life online aren't completely fine and not at all unhealthy when you're so addicted to the attention and satisfaction you get from strangers hearing about your increasingly disgusting escapades. You and circe are one and the same. Would you consider him healthy? Then again, last I heard henry you were in the process of growing out your hair. So maybe you're not that far off.

All in all, I really think that an arrogant snobby child like you who fucks random people for self gratifying sport then brags online to fuel his own narcissism is the last person who should be trying to tell others that hookup and bragging culture is healthy.

Lets not forget you also posted explicit pictures of yourself on 4chan before you claimed that you "finally turned 18", wonder what your family would think if they could trace childporn distribution back to your computer or IP. So completely fine and not at all unhealthy. HA, get your head out of your ass.

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>>7769242

I dont follow. How can you have a serious relationship with a guy and still have a FWB? Unless they are both the same dude?

Also if you want comfy just go to mascgen, gaygen is supposed to be catty flame wars, drama AND comfy. It's a weird combo.

>>7769221

Yeah gaygen's kinda dead

>>7769255

well i just put my FWB on hold while I date this guy. If it works out then I'll end my FWB permanently, else I'll pick it back up again.

my FWB is super cool about it, hes been giving me dating advice and tips and stuff the whole time.

anyway im going to go now because im shitting up the thread as we speak and i dont want that

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>>7769255
Cant wait for Mac to go fully gay desu

>>7769282
you have a disgusting view of relationships jesus christ
who would ever want to date someone that was literally fucking someone else on the reg the day before and will continue doing so if things don't work out?
are you sure you aren't on the spectrum if you're that dense?

>>7769282

Oh okay. Hope your new bf uses condoms... i mean you have been around the block no offense.

>doesn't want to shit the thread up.

Another reason it's dead, god damnned nu-gaygenners.

>>7769288

Last weeks episode he did.

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>>7769298

ive never barebacked actually. i dont think i want to do that outside of relationships, i really dont want to get an STD.

also 4 sexual partners is not "being around the block", bitch, thats practically saintly.

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>>7769322

False dubs and i won't check them at all.

More than one is around the block.

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>>7769322
>having sex with anyone you don't actually love or want to pursue a relationship with
>wearing condoms because you're a slut and not getting the blissful feeling of having the cum of one you love inside of you
>also an insane liberal who encourages being a slut and wants to get exotic stds from those culturally enriching pakis

disgusting
kys

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>>7769330
>More than one is around the block.

A block has 4 sides, so at least 4 partners to be "around the block" imho.

>>7769282

>running away when you get called out

lol whats the point when you'll be doing the exact same shit tomorrow and telling yourself it's healthy to rely on the attention internet strangers to be confident? this is why everyone in all the discords laughs at you lmao

>>7769347
this meme text is contradictory

>>7769358

I wish.... also, didn't robocop kill you?

>>7769366

I will check those dubs tho. I dunno why feelgood and king rice didn't join the discord.

>>7769370
>>7769374
Nice try imposter

how come gays don't go fishing or hunting

>>7769367
condoms don't block all stds
condoms can have holes in them or end up breaking
there is culture of "stealthing" boys by taking off the condom while fucking them

sooner or later you should hopefully get an std and die

>>7769386
no

no

I meant you can't call other people sluts and crave semen in your butt in the same post

>>7769383
Do catfishing and stdhunting count?

>>7769392
Learn to read. "the cum of one you love"
How can fucking one person, being dedicated to them and trusting them enough to breed you be slutty? A slut is someone who fucks people without intimate emotional attachment or fucks random people.

>>7769383

Some do. I like those hobbies but im a pleb and only have done them through vidya. Going to go to a try out for a inclusive gay rugby team in like 10 days so that should be fun

I want to take up blacksmithing so i can make metal things.

>>7769379
>being this new

>>7769401
the condom failure rate is a lot lower than the average persons failure rate d e s u

>>7769401
still slutty, degenerate craving regardless

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>>7769402
Please stop using my trip fag

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>>7769413

Hunny pls. these goofs here already know im the real deal. I been here long enough.

I'm done with you. Begone.

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>>7769409
slut
slʌt/
nounderogatory
noun: slut; plural noun: sluts

1.
a woman who has many casual sexual partners.
synonyms: promiscuous woman; More

I am not a slut. I want one man who I can trust enough to make love to me rather than just fuck me. I will dedicate my being to him and we'll take turns putting our love into each other <3

Can you say the same?

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>>7769422
I am the real wizzy.
I am big enough to show my weight

>>7769432
>muh definitions
calm your autism. you're also implying males can't be sluts at all which is flat out wrong

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>>7769435

>look into surrogacy options
>impossible to have a biological child without being willing to fork up 100k at least and then some extra for complications
fuck me

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>>7769435>

>>7769441
I did not mean to imply that, I simply copied the definition. What I really meant to imply is that you're all no better than women in your sociopathic inability to fuck without needing to love :^)

>>7769448
eww breeder

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>>7769435_

>>7769457
it feels so bad. wish i could be like other gay men and not care about children

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>>7769448
you really shouldn't pass on your poorfag genes anyway.

>>7769498
is this a roleplaying post? why did you send that message with that picture

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>Got anal from a hot Venezuelan guy
>Didn't get HIV

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I present to you THE single biggest red flag in all of gay canon

>>7769707
If you wear these I don't like you, period.

>be me, 23 year old gay guy
>meet my best friend who's a bi chick
>after being friends for a while she admits she has a crush on me
>she likes that I'm naturally feminine
>realize I have a crush on her too

I'm not attracted to any other girls besides her. Am I bi?

>>7762739
Ruffle he middle ones hair, tell them something baffling then start walking away. Whatever happens happens but that's probably what I would end up doing.

Bafflement gets me out of a lot of stuff.

>>7770426
You like dicks, you like chicks. You sound bi.

>>7769448
Cuck memes aside, what's wrong with adoption?

>>7770467

I'm not attracted to snatch though. She's just got a manlier build than me and is exactly like me personality wise. Fuck me, I am becoming biscum

>>7770503
You like masculine things, cool. Don't make you less bi. If you'd fuck buck angel you are at least a little bi.

I realized I'd never be anything but gay when I was at a slumber party with a couple hot girls in high school. We were drinking vodka and playing truth or dare in our underwear. They wanted to fuck soooo bad, made me make out with every one. Never so much as a tingle although I'm pretty sure my kissing riled them up.

>>7770514

Buck angel is gross. I generally like feminine guys and traps but damn my bestie makes me randy somehow. It's mostly the personality.

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>>7770503

>>7770528
Maybe you are one of them demisexual types.

>>7770544

What the fuck is that

>>7769707
Shoes?

I'm sure that makes a lot of sense to you, but they're just fucking shoes. People can wear whatever kind of shoes they want, bro, doesn't mean shit.

>>7770548
You should prolly look it up cause I don't know much but I think it's like you don't fuck someone unless you know them. Or like personality turns you on?

Supposedly a lot of demisexual people can't jack off to porn.

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>best friend is having a real tough time
>he leaves out of the country tomorrow
>try to get him active to do things the few weeks following up to tonight but he always flaked out on plans
>admits to our friend's group chat he aint doing well but he's excited to be leaving the country for a while
>try to come up with some supportive words to try to cheer him up to send privately
Ugh, I love him like a brother and I'm sad I couldn't see him before he left. I just hope I'm not being too intrusive or annoying tho
thanks for reading my blog

>>7770703
Maybe he's going away to kill himself in a far off country where it won't be as big a deal, and this is the last time you ever see him.

>>7770775
Nah, he's studying abroad for school.
And if that were the case I'd be right fucking behind him so quick I probably wouldn't leave a note

Should I bumfuck a guy from Grindr in the disabled toilets of my local train station?

>>7771239
Go ahead man, it's not like you can get any lower.

>>7771285
The transcendent can emerge from the crude

>>7771239
Probably not.

>>7771318
Why?

>>7771325
Common sense, mostly.

>>7771239
>Should I seroconvert?

>>7769201
pol please go home
you're retarded

>>7771655
Don't retarded and drive, folks.

>>7769254
Wooooo, damn.

>>7770480
Meh. I want at least ONE child that is my own DNA and I think it does have to do with that "Who made me?" question I expect the child to have. I don't wanna compete with biological parents for my child's love, or have a child who feels a small part of his life is missing because he doesn't know his parents.

>>7766277
>Christians for white Africa
AFRICA IS WHITE

>>7769707
Why tf would anyone want those on their feet?

>>7772190
Find a female friend to surrogate?

>>7766277
Down with the protection of freedom of speech

>1st row 2nd pair is fine.
>2nd row 1st and last pair is fine
>3rd row 1st and 2nd pair is fine
>4th row both pairs are fine.

Let me guess you guys are all in your early to mid twenties and "super mature" and only wear gray cardigans with khaki chinos and some sort of boring Oxford shoe?

>>7772432
>forgetting to quote the post I'm referring to.
Dishonour on my famiry
>>7769707

>>7772432
Personally I just don't wear anything that makes me look faggy. Like those shoes.

Those shoes our what uggos wear to try to look young n hip.

>>7772432
I'm not really even sure what those shoes are they just remind me of shitty drug dealers who think they are some sort of drug king pin while they sell to middle schoolers.

>>7772458

>not using subtle and calculated amounts of fagginess as a tactical move to get ahead in social situations

lmao autist

>>7772476
Feelgood you fag. First moms shoes and now these fag ass ones? Get some fashion sense from someone else other than your mom pls.

>>7767054
I watched that with my bf. He loved Arnold because he was so pure and sensitive and damaged. Mafe me think about what he sees in me.

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Is there a correct way to ask someone at the gym to sit on my face?

Asking for a friend.

>>7766999
NO

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>>7772559
ask them to spot your bench

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>>7772494
whatever you do don't go shagging men you met in threesomes and then breaking his heart ;_;

>>7772559
>ask him if he's into wrastling?

>>7772721
Wait when tf did that happen? I've only watched till the end of season 3. I'll have to watch and see as my bf's heart gets shredded over Arnold turning into a boislut?

>>7772768
season 4 is not a fun time :(

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>he's too stupid to realize I'm hitting on him

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>in love with straight friend
>all week he's been going on about this girl he met last weekend and i've had to listen to it
>they were supposed to go out tonight
>she just called and cancelled on him

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>>7767054
>why did he have to turn Arnold into such a slut?

it is manipulative propaganda.
if they can break up our relationships then they can sell more pharmaceuticals and alcohol and clothing.
unhappy people buy more things to fill the void.
television shows are made to move product.

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>>7767518

Best toy I have is a weighted leather ball stretcher.
pic related
It is really comfortable and putting it on makes me immediately horny.
It adds a swing to my walk that guys notice.
I always get men hitting on me whenever I wear it, probably because it makes me walk differently and also shows a big bulge.
The snaps make it easy to take off in one quick movement so I can put it in my pocket without anyone even seeing it.
Hasn't really made my balls stretch, but when I'm wearing it they do hang lower and I'm constantly aware of them.
I've tried other cock rings but the metal ones can fall off if you get cold and the silicone ones can be too tight and cut off your circulation if you're not careful.
The ones with magnets can give you a nasty pinch if you're not careful.

>>7770426
Let her peg you. Problem solved.

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>>7772838
that doesn't magically make him gay anon

>>7772871
put yer tin foil hat back on dear

>>7772836
If it keeps happening, before you call it quits just be blunt and say you like him. Some people are terrible at taking the hint and it might be worth it to outright admit feelings instead of dropping him because he doesn't get it.

>>7773105
good tip thanks

>>7772836
Kek. I'm that all the time. I'm pretty oblivious.

Just gotta up the stakes.

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>>7773103
>tin foil hat
>i don't understand marketing, therefore it must be a conspiracy

O-okay, anon

>>7773114
I just don't think it's as intricately thought out as that

I'm inviting a crazy guy over tonight, wish me luck

>>7772871
yep the whole FILL THE VOID! thing is not working me. I'm starting to regret voting for Trump.

>>7763196
>>7763241
Not necessarily. I am 100% gay and females do nothing at all for me, but I do enjoy seeing yuri relationships and girls can be aesthetically pleasing to me, without me being attracted to them. Its the same thing as liking a piece of good art. Doesn't make you an art-sexual or anything

>>7773131
if some random anon can come up with it, you can sure as hell bet that a (((marketing))) firm/department can come up with it

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>>7769254
Some one call the cops I just witnessed a murder.
Except: >You and circe are one and the same. Would you consider him healthy?
>circe
>him

I cried last night because my friend is gonna be gone till july.
Am I a needy faggot?

at a gay bar rn

its rlly good lol

I want to get back into dating, I think.

I fell in love with someone who already has a boyfriend so they're not an option but it made me realize I'd like to start dating again. But I'm super insecure about if someone actually likes me or not or if they're just lying to me and hate me or if they're cheating on me, etc. I've had several relationships and they've all been terrible. A few of them were abusive and the rest just sucked.

How do I find a guy who'll be alright with me? Normally I'm fine, I'm an alpha, but when I get close and open up to someone I get insecure.

>>7774078
you should smack someone's ass

>>7773772
Is he your only friend?

>>7774112
Thats the thing. I have at least three other close friends around here year round.
He's just special I guess.

>>7773227
O M G

he was the sweetest guy ever and a GREAT kisser

I mistook him for a psycho because he sent tons of smileys and hearts when we barely knew eachother, and not even once formed a whole sentence

>>7774206
your special friend :3
Do you bump naughty bits when drunk?

>>7774257
oh and he left in the middle of the sex. he said he got a phone call and that his phone was mute, he called his parent and said he had to leave. then he said he was up for more another time.

Guess I'll find out if he faked it or not

>>7774295
I wish. He's straight and the closest gay thing we do is hug. More than "normal" I guess but yeah. WE embrace each other a lot.

>>7774296
>oh and he left in the middle of the sex
He would have murdered you if he didn't.
Just like in these movies.

>>7774296
maybe it was because of my baby sized dick

but man

I'm gay in the first place so I can simply bottom as a last resort. How am I supposed to get a bf when everyone probably hates my dick despite being a bottom?
>>7774464
w-what? huh? what movies?

>>7774504
>w-what? huh? what movies?
Those killer movies.
Where the hot guy turns out to be a serial killer and kills the people he sleeps with.

thoughts on VHEMT?

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>>7774522
>VHEMT
Careful with that edge there kiddo.

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>>7774571
that's just what we do, isn't it

>>7774522
It's pretty fucking retarded. If we have an "us or them," human vs nature mentality, most people are going to choose "us" and even if we choose "them" and voluntarily kill ourselves, nature is still worse off for having lost one of the most fascinating species on the planet.
We have to live as one with nature, because we are one with it. If we destroy ourselves we're no better than if we destroy the rainforest or the ocean.
I'm not a gay guy and I don't usually post here, but I feel strongly about ecology and the environment.

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>>7774617
>I'm not a gay guy

>>7774623
I'm mtf. I just saw that post and had to respond to it.

I really wish more people would open their eyes about the Jewish Question.

>>7774632
back to pol you go no one cares

>>7774632
I bet you do

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>>7774626
>I'm mtf

>>7774649
ew pepe doesn't have nails

>>7774636
>>7774646
Typical 'if we can put someone into a box, we can ignore him' tripe. This is nothing intellectual; rather, stupidity.

>>7774668
shove your own jew box up your ass

bye

>>7774257
>this reads like a teenage girl texting her friend

>>7774522
a point can be made about avoiding over-population but it's just not in peoples nature

>>7774632
I really wish the human race would drop religion so we can move past this /pol/ bs

Would you date an ftm? I do not know if I could really be happy with one.
Any way that they fell short of what I want in a man would probably be amplified by not having a proper functional dick.

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>>7774911
nah I would rather kill myself. roasties are disgusting and so are wannabies

>>7773772
Could be. It's understandable though.

>>7774296
>oh and he left in the middle of the sex.
In the middle? Like, pump pump pump, excuse me a second I've gotta make a quick phone call?

Classic.

>about to respond to a guy on grindr
>nice twink ass
>no face
>check his profile
>ethnicity: asian
>abort.exe

straight genocide when

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>>7775184

>>7775096
Vietnamese are hot. Anything farther north is meh.

>>7775198
Is that green thing a pleasure wand?

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>>7775184

>>7762440
yaoi is great

>>7775303
You're a pleasure wand.

>>7775327
here is my responce :
https://clyp.it/0zpukmhy

>>7775400
Christ bud sounds like you habve some severe mental problems

;-;

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>>7775400

>>7775069
>In the middle? Like, pump pump pump, excuse me a second I've gotta make a quick phone call?
He was blowing me off for about 1 minute then went
>huh, wait a minute
then he checked his phone and said he had a missed call because his phone was muted (I didn't hear a thing myself mind you), then he made a call back (or pretended to) and said his mom had fallen off some stairs and got a concussion so he had to leave and help her

I don't know he really seemed to like him and I thought he was really sweet and had a perfect sized tasty dick. Maybe he just wanted to leave as soon as possible when he realized my baby dick wouldn't grow more than it did.

I mean who fakes something like that? I don't know what to think at this point

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>>7775184
we shall exterminate the breeders in due time friend

and keep the imprison some roasties to create new faggots

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>>7775332
It really is. What's your favorite?

>>7775584
>I don't know he really seemed to like him
I see.

But also I guess just getting up and saying 'this is a disappointment, I'm leaving' probably wouldn't be too much better.

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I could care less about gay "rights". If none of you love me, you all might as well suffer and die.

I want to see the Supreme Court smash your little picturesque faggot marriages. I want to see a thousand formerly "proud and out" teens hanging from their ceiling fans. I want to see police raids on pride parades, and your clubs and bars being burnt to ashes.

I voted straight-ticket Republican to make that happen. You're a lot of socialistic, effeminate self-centered brats and maybe after you're shoved back into the closet where you belong the next generation of homosexuals will have a chance to find respectable partners.

>>7775638
>he really seemed to like me
sorry it's 5 am here

I'd rather have that desu, I'm tired of dishonest guys who just throws me in the bin without explaining why, leaving me speculating

>>7775644
You sound like no one has ever loved you.

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>Yugioh is dead now

How am I supposed to find trades now?

>>7775644
Maybe no one loves you because you're bitter and you take pleasure in the pain of others.

>>7775723
begone foul roastie

>>7775644
Pushing people underground will only cause more promiscuity and stds.

>>7775708
Just trade sex for memes instead.

>>7775644
>I could care less

>>7775648
>4am and I'm still up
Maybe it was an emergency
Message him and see later on

>>7775708
>tfw no yugioh bf
I've always thought synchros and xyzs were unnecessary and I don't understand pendulums whatsoever, as if it wasn't easy enough to special summon everything under the sun already

>>7775810
I mean when I was with him it was like 11 pm

we shall see

>>7775766
Slut.
>>7775810
Fuck you

>>7775810
Did you hear about the new overhaul and link monsters? Yugioh is now a rotted gutted beast

>>7775818
no one asked for your life story

>>7775818
>Fuck you
What? Why?

>>7775820
wtf this is the first I'm hearing of it
It just seems like a fusion sans polymerisation

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>>7775691
To be fair, I've never loved anyone else either. The contempt is mutual.

>>7775723
Yes, I'm bitter and a bit sadistic. I don't care at this point. But that's a consequence, not the cause, of my loneliness. I want the giddy little fags to feel the pain of those ostracized and alienated by the culture they've created.

>>7775764
And?

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>>7775644
>tfw i unironically agree with this

>>7775887
>The contempt is mutual.
It's probably more that you don't like yourself.

Who /desperate and lonely/ here?

>>7775904
hi
my dick is too small even for bottoming
I honestly really should kms

>>7775644
What exactly is your problem,
>old
>fat
>ugly
or all the the above?

>>7775904
Why else would I be up at quarter to 5 in the morning

>>7775913
>too small for bottoming
eh?

>>7775923
>eh?
it's so small it's off putting, there's almost nothing for a guy to jerk or suck
>just fuck then
well I try not to outside of relationships but it's hard getting into one in the first place with this piece of shit

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>>7775888
It seems that our Lord Kek does too.

>>7775895
If I could date anyone, it would be myself: a modest and rational intellectual. The problem isn't that I don't like myself, but rather that modern homosexual culture has rendered 99.9% of homosexuals sex-crazed degenerates of some kind or another.

>>7775913
become a tranny then

>>7775945
I'm hairy and fat

>>7775887
>And?
It will have the opposite of your desired result.

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>>7775904
Ayyo.

>>7775953
I don't care if they engage in their degeneracy in seedy underground clubs, and it would be a positive if they caught several deadly venereal diseases while doing so.

The desired results are to see them suffer, and to stop their degeneracy from influencing the next generation of homosexual youth by taking it off the pedestal it has been propped upon.

i'm gonna kill myself over this pimple

>>7775966
Weeb