>here's that dress you wanted, son

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>>7759699
Thanks mom! You're the best <3

>>7759699
better than your dad asking for permission to kill you rather than have a hon for a son

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>>7759767
hi robin
i'm not good at art but i tried to draw you
you're nice

>>7759757
>Thanks mom!
It's obviously dad speaking. Mom wouldn't say "son", she's say "sweetie" or "dear" or something else hon-tier.

>>7759855
i think that's the joke

>>7759810
daww

>>7759767
How're you doing, Robin? Better, I hope?

>>7759699
Umm, excuse me but I asked for Dolche

>>7759699
Too short and shows my shoulders.
Are you trying to dress me like a whore?

>>7760011
>I thought you were going to wear leggings with it son? And a jacket for those shoulders.

>>7759699
It's actually not bad looking anon, I know people tend to compare these clothes with hons and shit but it's a cute dress.
Problem is trying to fit a manly tranny inside it.

As for the mom giving you a present, I'm used to her always buying shit she thinks I will like, it's a mom thing and I would just be happy with her trying to be nice to me even if I never wear it.

My mom never bought me those girly things tho.

>>7759699
Sweet! Thanks Dad!

>waist is too small

>>7759949
same as usual
hypotonia a shit, I'm pretty sure I dislocated my neck for a second this morning trying to wash my hair, there was a sharp bit of bone poking out under the skin and I couldn't lift my head up, being disabled sucks

>>7759699

It's really cute, I love it. A lot better than that man's cologne present you tried to give me years ago.

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>>7759699
Jeez dad, you have a awful taste.
But t-thanks

>>7759757
Get actual HRT afro

>>7759699
but you know I prefer blue dad. just let mom buy it next time.

>>7762227

When I was little my mom teased me asking if I'd wear a dress. I said no, but she said she'd get me a blue one ... then I changed my mind.

>tfw now a twink with a crossdressing fetish

>>7759767
>>7761830

what happened?

i barely know anyone but im interested

>>7759699
How many times do I have to tell you that I was never trans Morgan. I don't even like you. Leave me alone you stupid fruit fly! -_-

>tfw parents will never buy me a qt dress for a present

thats a nice looking dress I'd wear it am i missing something

>>7768940

I like it too. Other people just have different tastes.

>>7768940
It exposes shoulders, and it's pink.

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>>7769249
I'd wear the fuck out of it
>>7769281
a friend measured me the other day my hips are 38" and my shoulders are like 40" around if you go down my arms a tiny bit. Is that good or am I huge? I'm 5'11'
>>7761896
that is truly the worst present

>>7769281

I thought dresses with shoulder straps were fine because they visually "break up" the shoulders. Meanwhile, strapless dresses will expose your hon shoulders for all to see.

>>7769362

>my hips are 38" and my shoulders are like 40" around if you go down my arms a tiny bit. Is that good or am I huge? I'm 5'11'

Wondering this too. I'm 5'10" with 43" around my shoulders. My hips are 40" in circumference.

>that is truly the worst present

It was the first real birthday present I ever got too. It was either my 17th or 18th. I got so angry when I saw it on my drawer I walked right over to my mother and told her to return it and never waste money on things I would never use again. Instead she decided to give it to my brother. Which didn't calm me down. I wanted it GONE. It bothered me that my mother knew me so little and thought I would perhaps like to get girlfriend.

>>7769511
>Wondering this too. I'm 5'10" with 43" around my shoulders. My hips are 40" in circumference.

You sound fat.

>>7769362
>that is truly the worst present
I loved when my gran got me cologne, it is what she traditionally gave all her grandson's when they came of age
>tfw ftm

It was a terrible scent, it was what grandpa used to wear, but I emptied out the bottles and kept them.

>>7769519

Is a 30" waist fat?

>>7769532
Yes, obviously. I have a 24 inch waist and I'm like 120 pounds.

>>7769582

Since I will have a 43" shoulder measurement regardless of how fat I am, I think I'm just going to gain weight. I like the THICC aesthetic anyway over thin. I'm not trying to look like Gal Gadot over here. I'm just hoping the fat mainly goes to my hips. If I end up storing as much fat around my abdomen as I do at my hips or even more effectively, then it's either fat grafts for life or suicide.

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>here's that choker you wanted, son

>>7769532
no

>>7769532
post pic, how is it possible for guy with 30 waist to have 40 inch hips

>>7769647
Ty, pop :3

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>>7769647

>tfw no boyfriend to give you kinky clothes

>>7762288
I transitioned is what happened lmao

the neck thing is just 'cause I'm disabled

>>7759699
Thanks but I wanted the black one with the sleeves. I can make due though. I just need some black dye and fabric.
Thanks dad! I have something to work on while Im waiting for computer parts to get here!

>>7774844
>black dye

be aware that it takes a lot of black dye to make something black.
and polyester blend fabrics don't dye well.
you'll probably end up with something that is a weird blotchy grey-green color.

>>7772116
buy them for yourself.
jesus you people and your sleeping beauty lives are depressing as fuck.
prince charming is not going to come and rescue you for fuck sakes!

>>7774871
I have no problem using excessive amounts of Dye. Is the dress polyester blend? Also, this is a hypothetical situation because my stepdad would literally murder me if he knew I was trans or asked for a dress.

>>7761764
>>waist is too small
>just tie it with a string until it hugs your waist
>jesus christ why is my child so stupid

>>7769532
>Have 46' waist
>"Is a 30" waist fat?"

Sure, why not....

>>7769362
your face is the barrier
seriously
I mean it's the kind of ugly that could be a man or a woman, somewhat, but that's what everyone's going to focus on

>>7771684

It's really nothing significant at my height. Even if my WHR were at 0.70, I would consider it high. Although I'm a Latina so maybe I would have had hips wide enough to marvel at if I started before puberty.

>>7774909

They're talking about the waist of the dress.

>>7774943

You have a 46" waist?

>>7761910

With due respect, son, you're the one who asked for it.

Now remember, we have a meeting with your psych early in the morning tomorrow, so set your alarm.

>>7774978
oh I know, there's nothing I can do about it though
>bumpy faced toothy mother
>donut faced father
aaand I came out

>first girl to ever pursue me and uhh last I think
you're really homely but in a cute way

>>7775048
Yes.
Im fat.