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MTFG: Male to Fujoshi general

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Small breasts are inferior edition

• Informed consent providers: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
• Makeup for beginners: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels: http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels: http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
•buddi nim's thread
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg

flat: >>7758432
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first for chara was raped and we should all laugh at her
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>>7759314
ouch. I mean if I could get to B-C range I think it would be more than Ok. :/

32A they could stand to grow a bit more I should hope! 1 months in though. Maybe after surgery?
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I dont like it when chara meanposts
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>>7759314
you spelled superior wrong
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>>7759324
bloody nonces in my mtfg
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>>7759314
but what if I do want small breasts though???
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>>7759309
makes sense
>>7759305
kinda funny
kinda sad
>>7759304
at least he posts birds, you dick
>>7759327
i like using that word too
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>>7759321
lol!

>>7759323
Sorry sheen-chan im just shitposting
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which path do you choose
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>>7759323
Lauren was the one counter mean posting her
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>>7759327
be advised

smol chest+thicc lower body > everything else
>>7759329
oh ok
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>>7759331
facebook tier garbage
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person who argues vs person who filter
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>>7759323
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isfn4OxCPQs

Sheen vs Chara
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>>7759330
I know its shitposting but still meanposting is too mean

>>7759332
an eye for an eye leaves the whole thread blind tho
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>>7759334
>smol chest+thicc lower body > everything else
huh, i didn't know birdy was african-american
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>>7759335
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>>7759336
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im every anon btw
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>>7759340
did you just call me a subhuman
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>>7759336
what

>>7759338
lol'd
sheen is my friend though

>>7759339
ok sorry sheen

>>7759341
i dont like it

>>7759344
neato
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Is 25 too old to transition?


Does hrt cause cancer?
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>>7759346
Me and frangi
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>>7759347
no
no
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>>7759347
Yes
Yes
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>>7759345
only the melanin-rich care more about having a fat butt (ew) than a healthy set of stonkers

i think you're just trying to make the non-fayes of the thread feel better
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>>7759347
it can be

it increases the risk (obviously of breast cancer)
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>>7759347
depends
no

>>7759348
Cute
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>>7759348
Wow true!
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>>7759348
Why are you replying to someone who told you to kill yourself
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>>7759334
>smol chest+thicc lower body > everything else
truth desu

>>7759347
up to you
it increases risks
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>>7759349
K im hairy and muscular.

Im going vegan also.


Is this ok?

How do i self med?
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this chick that tried cucking her bf for me in front of him multiple times came in to my store tonight with her bf and it was so FUCKING AWKWARD
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>>7759357
Cause I felt like killing myself

>>7759356
Yisss

>>7759354
Thanks Chara I think ur cool desu
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>>7759359
>How do i self med?
No need to medicate, just use your magick to turn yourself into a girl.
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>>7759363
oh yeah
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>>7759359
You order hormones from somewhere and then eat them
Preferably with a source of protein though
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>>7759363
>magick

How did you know im a chaos magician?
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>>7759359
how's your skull game?
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>>7759352
I assume you think I meant nasty overweight girls who don't do anything to take care of themselves as opposed to girls who put in the effort to have a nice big round butte

ass > tiddies
>>7759358
see she gets it
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>>7759359
wax strips on your arms and thighs, shave your chest and legs
go for a 15% protien 65% carbs and 20% fat diet which will melt away your muscles, vegan is preferable


qhi.co.uk if you are in the UK
alldaychemist or inhousepharmacy.vu if anywhere else in the world
200mg spironolactone/4mg progynova/estrofem
or
50mg cyproterone acetate/4mg progynova/estrofem
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>>7759357
s-some one was mean to me on 4chan!111

>>7759362
You're fine with me
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>>7759374
tell me im fine
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>>7759348
>>7759356

That is exactly what I thought... hahaha
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>>7759376
You're my neutral friend~
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>>7759362
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ti2rqlUycM4

It's illegal to be trans in Glasgow
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>tfw back to sleeping with no snuggs

>>7759372
>ass > tiddies
i wouldn't exactly say that
both are nice in their own right, but a larger chest size has less benefits and aesthetics than a thicc lower body
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>>7759372
>ass > tiddies
actually, i think you'll find upon further reflection that it actually goes: legs > titties > ass

it's why i'm always nice to zheanna even when i don't want to be
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>>7759383
does she have nice legs?
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>>7759382
>tfw back to sleeping with no snuggs

s a m e
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hurt me
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SHORT


and stout
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>>7759389
SO CUTE
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>>7759384
they're pretty cute ngl, plus i really dig thigh-highs
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>tfw still kissless loser
i hate going to lesbian bars looking like a faggy dude

every time i've done this i have a great night and then crash into dysphoria on the way back home
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hi cool people
you're all wonderful and perfect
im dead inside
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>>7759389
the animal in this photo is now dead
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>>7759392
Zheanna has a kind of weird style, but somehow it suits her perfectly. I dig it.
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>>7759380
this is kinda interesting

>>7759389
omg its so cute i want one
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>how to win at mtfg
>transition
>never post yourself
>rely on family and friends support for your self confidence and feedback
>don't end up a histrionic dysphoric self hating mess

Pretty simple.

I live a successful life because bully anons can't get me
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>>7759399
What's your preferred method of killing small animals chara?
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>>7759403
strangulation
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>>7759400
I rely on friends for support and I'm still a dysphoric mess my buddy.
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>>7759389
:)
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>>7759405
You've posted yourself

Also try living in Canada where misgendering is a crime
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>>7759394
>going to terf mating grounds as a tranny and wondering why you're still kissless
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>>7759411
>durr all lesbians are terfs
don't even start with this meme
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>>7759400
>never post yourself
>I live a successful life because bully anons can't get me

Good strategy :)
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>>7759379
maybe we can be more??
<3
let's touch dinks and make it official ok?
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do you ever feel like you were in a sort of trance for hours and then "wake up" feeling like a long time has passed
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>>7759404
>>7759399
Killing is masculine

You agp buffalo bill
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this thread has become strange

>>7759385
go to bed!
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>>7759400
>I live a successful life because bully anons can't get me
you'll slip up one day

everyone does
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>>7759420
>I just got here I swear
Why did you bully chara
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I think somebody actually showed some vague interest in me last night and I'm pretty sure they were a tranny too based on their voice.

We danced for a while but then they fell for the cis meme and disappeared with some girl to make out or whatever.

Well, they were way cuter than me anyway, gotta have standards.

I'll be there in a year or so.
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>>7759423
It's been two years Not likely.

See how enraged the impotant anons are now they have no power over me
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>>7759410
But it's not /mtfg/ that makes me dysphoric.

It's that I still look and sound like a dude, just a very faggy one.
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Good evening girls :3
I hope you are all feeling awesome and being super cute today!

>>7759414

Well the feminist-lesbians were the first separatist group from the homophile community (the early from of LGBT). They were complete bitches :P

I feel your pain though, I found that bisexual women were far more receptive of MtFs than Lesbians. But then I am from Ausfailia, so it could be different... I dunno? Where are you from again?
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I had temporarily forgotten that one of the girls in our group looked almost identical to Elanna.

That was honestly fucking with my brain until she left with some friend.

>>7759434
I'm from Chile but I'm studying in the UK and my plan is to stay here.
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>>7759434
good evening baby
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>>7759429
fine then

i suppose it's enough that the presence of bully anons has deprived you of the opportunity to find and develop meaningful friendships here
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>>7759420
yeah when i really concentrate on doing something i kinda lose track of time and that happens
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tfw ywn
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There was a pretty mostly-passing trans woman that got on the same bus as me today and i was really creeped out because i had to transfer buses 3 times on my way home from Seattle and she got on all the same ones as me and sat near me, but on the last transfer she took a different bus that went to the college and i went home.
It was strange.
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>>7759439
Oh No but I have. I have a trip but you'll never figure who I am and who's been here for two years and whose photos you don't have

You lose again.
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>>7759420
This happens to me every single day no kidding
Like I get tired in the evening so I lay down and close my eyes and the next thing I know it's morning
So weird
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>>7759448
no i mean ill still be doing stuff, it just felt like i was asleep the whole time even though i wasnt
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*hug*
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>>7759410
is that actually true
lol

>>7759417
i dont have a dink
:^)

>>7759425
she didn't

>>7759434
o

>>7759439
cute~

>>7759446
whats the point of posting as anon and posting with a trip
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>>7759446
if you have a trip, then you're not immune to bullying because i make it a point to bully all trips, regardless of whether or not they post pics

dumb tranny, you're living on borrowed time by staying in anon-mode
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*hugg*
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I'm seeing my HRT Doctor on the 2nd of March and they plan to do some Bloodtests for my Hormones.

Due to self medding, my hormones will be suspicious
I was thinking of not taking any for 2 weeks before hand, to level it back to regular hormone level for cis male.

I take 200mg Spiro and 2mg Progy.
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wugg
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>tfw no gf
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i think i am done writing for the night

(|o___o])

lost track of time and looked down it was 5:40 wtff
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>>7759458
I'd make it 3 weeks just to be sure
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>>7759455
*Cough*
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>>7759455
Yes but it's funny watching you run around not knowing which trip to attack

So again. You lose chaser
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>>7759458
Forgot to add, what do you lot think?
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>>7759461
what type of music do you make
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>>7759462
I can't make it three weeks, the appointment is in 2.
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yesterday me and Anna got signore'd in an italian restaurant
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>>7759470
Lol fucking trannies
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>>7759470
i'm a stinky diaper baby
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>>7759464
>Yes but it's funny watching you run around not knowing which trip to attack
doesn't matter, i can sleep well at night knowing that you'll get your comeuppance sometime in the future when you put your trip back on

i may have scared you into hiding for now, but all trips are inherently narcissistic and you won't be able to stay anon for long without snapping and craving that delicious attention

>>7759463
well, look who's back after pulling a disappearing act on us for like 6 weeks
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>>7759471
>>7759472
I also almost forgot to pay afterwards
Im such a babby desu w/u
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>>7759476
hugg
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>>7759437

Yeah fair enough :) Like you said time will help :3

>>7759438

nawww sup juni? Hows the fishies :D

Me and the gf were feeding the doggies for the in-laws and dad has a few karp in the ponds now, I meant to take a picture to post but I forgot :P

>>7759470

nawwww, here people just call everyone by gender neutral pronouns, its kind of weird but it kind of shines a spotlight on those with snowflake syndrome :/ How are the moans going? :3
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>>7759474
Lmao you are butthurt

Also you're too much of a coward to attack me when my trip is on

In two years here. I've never been bullied. Must be because your fatass must be asleep when I trip
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why are the anons fighting :(
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>>7759474
>>7759455
>>7759439
Autism
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>>7759467
I compose all types of music, it's my job! I do a lot of work with electronic music and contemporary art music. I've had my music played in concert halls by legit orchestras and what not. I also compose all the music for a decently successful progressive metal band.

but tonight I am working this: https://app.box.
com/s/61tawkv79tv554tprty4skqb3qq6kmqe

that's a streaming public link,
the very ending isn't finished (youll hear what I mean).
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>>7759480
>tfw did that edit of that comic
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>>7759474
>well, look who's back
Bit slow off the draw anon, I've been around the past few days. And if you must know, I was in Morocco for a week and a half, and I was around before then too. You just aren't awake in the evenings.
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>>7759485

Good girl <3
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When i was waiting for the bus in downtown Seattle, a faggy looking guy smiled and winked at me and it made me very uncomfortable

>>7759486
>Morocco
What for?
Thats a neat country that i want to visit some day
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You can't get bullied if you're too uninteresting for anons to notice.
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>>7759486
This. He claims to be this eternal bully but I bet you his fat ass will not remember when my trip comes back on

And he's been this slow for two years.
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>>7759478
thank you very much for the hugg
*hugg*

>>7759480
Woah, that's pretty neat :o

Um pretty good! Come this saturday I'll be three weeks in c:
Taking girl pills has become the height of my day and it feels great, because with every pill, I'm getting one step closer to becoming a real girl ^^
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>>7759480
fishies are good
i'm still debating whether to get amano shrimp and ember tetras or oto's
I met this guy that told me about the only mushroom that fruits underwater
it's only one state over and it can release co2
but it would be difficult to find the perfect conditions for it
how've u been?
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>>7759482
this is just what anons do, lauren

we live short, brutal lives
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>>7759484
>>7759467
ohi just realized that export doesnt have the master bus on

reeeEE
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>>7759492
some old dude winked at me and called me baby
i thought it was flattering and hilarious
why were u uncomfy?
don't like men as much as u thought?
are they big and scary and intimidating?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eoy0_pUyZ8o

Anons btfo.

>>7759482
I filter all anons
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I thought holding off on fulltime for a long time would be easy since it's just "present as you've done your entire life" but it's actually becoming increasingly psychologically unbearable.

I think I'll hold on until I'm somewhere between 12-18 months into transition but wow I thought waiting would be easier.
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>>7759501
>some old dude winked at me and called me baby
did you suck his dick?
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>>7759505
no
he was old and short and grody
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>>7759486
i'm just not very observant

you definitely don't shit up the thread as much as you used to, at least
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>>7759492
>What for?
The sun, mostly, but I got a few mementos too.

>>7759494
Silly Anons!

>>7759507
Only because I have 2 different discord servers for it
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>>7759506
post butt
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>>7759507
For someone who dedicates his life to this thread you do a pretty mediocre job
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So I was a worried mess and the only thing that calmed me down was my girlfriend telling me she's going to hang a heart shaped white board around my neck and then ask me where I want to eat and start erasing it and just go to her favorite restaurant

Which kind of cements that maybe I'm not agp, I just have a control and degradation fetish

Which is about as good a reason as any to get a girl voice
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>tfw you spend an hour theorycrafting Westworld lore and another hour after that theorycrafting political systems with your gf when you should have fallen asleep hours ago because you have shit to do tonorrow
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>>7759515
what if a boy were to degrade you?
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>>7759458
Anyone else got an opinion on this?
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that feeling when no girlfriend
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>>7759512
probably never, sorry
it's that gross
>>7759520
aren't u the gf?
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>>7759514
>all these (you)s
i put in just enough energy to get this sort of result

it's a good ratio of effort:payoff
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>>7759521
>probably never, sorry
>it's that gross
I bet its qt
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Are there any chaos magicians here?
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>>7759521
What do you mean?
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>>7759525
it's that one meme
rememeber?
were the gf now
>>7759523
its flat and boyish
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God, the coffee here is that particular type of terrible that tastes like ash and wet cigarettes.

...

I'm still gonna drink it, I need my fix.
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>>7759493
Relevant

>>7759458
I think as long as you're not interfacing with an organisation known for gatekeeping it's better to do it and be honest, but only if they ask

I guess if they might gatekeep you, a month off HRT is better than whatever they might like to do
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>>7759527
>its flat and boyish
I bet its cute and plump because you have wide hips and if not then why arent you doing your squats?
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renren on top
>>7759530
iktf
>>7759534
good point
thanks
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>>7759536
just saying I would cut someone for your hips
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>>7759520
not being your own gf
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>>7759522
Yous is just a meme

The sad reality is you're just a fat loser sitting on a computer.

I can say the same thing since I've triggered you into replying consistently
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>>7759540
you cant cuddle with yourself :/
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>>7759538
it's better than nothing
i really need to lose weight and hope that the fat gets redistributed to my booty
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>>7759501
i was alone in a place i've never been before
i was already very scared, of course i was going to be bothered by it
he was gross looking and fat anyway

>>7759510
sounds like a good time
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>>7759531
I can't do a month, the appointment is in 2 weeks.
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>>7759545
squats and oats girl
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>>7759544
i'm gonna cuddle you
>>7759546
he probably wanted to eat you
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>>7759544
i'm forever alone so don't know that feel
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>>7759518
Maybe
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>>7759552
this guy walks up to you in the club and slaps your ass and everyone sees
what do
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good night buddis
im gonna do my squats and then sleep
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>>7759556
goodnight buddi
good girl for doing your squats
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>>7759554
>tfw the guys who slap my ass in the club are never alphas

Female privilege my ass
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>>7759541
would you hit me for being so mean to you in real life, anon?
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>>7759520
i am familiar with this feeling
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>>7759563
Soooooooooooooo! How was the lesb bar valentine's experience. Now that you're sober?
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>>7759554
grind against him.
ask him what happened to his wrist
nurture his wound
ess his dee

what else is there to do!
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>>7759562
No I would laugh
Cause your the kind of person who is too scared to say stuff irl
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>>7759571
right?
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>>7759554
honestly i dont get how this is seen as attractive.
every time this is posted all i can think about is how weird shaped his body is
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>>7759560
Guys usually want to punch me in the face tho.
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>>7759495

Yeah its good in a way, but it can be annoying. It is mainly younger people who do it, older people are like SIR SIR MAN BRO SIR!!! :P

Oh that is cool :) I get that totally... just wait till it has been a year :3

>>7759496

>I met this guy that told me about the only mushroom that fruits underwater
it's only one state over and it can release co2

That is pretty cool <3
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>>7759574
p l o t | t w i s t

this guy fucks ur dad,
still want it?
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>>7759554
This guy is dirty and hairy and disgusting
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>>7759552
Um i wrote something to you in skype.
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>>7759580
>>7759576
are you even straight
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>>7759572
but i don't have to be scared since you said you wouldn't hit me

looks like i win again, anon
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>>7759579
>Sloppy seconds
No thanks :3
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>>7759579
not sure I dont think I could get with a guy who is into necrophilia

>>7759580
hairy bearded guys are best guys
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>>7759567
It was fine and then I ran out of booze and went back home dysphoric.

Some other tranny showed interest in me for a couple minutes and then left with some cis girl which still stings but they already were starting to pass so I guess they don't need to bother with the fag boy looking weirdo.

I'm being too whiny though. It was a good night in general, I just like to emphasize the bad.

What it made me realize though is that I can't keep fulltime on hold forever, socially presenting as male in this kind of spaces is unbearable.
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>>7759585
I woudlent have to hit you. You never leave the house.
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>>7759578
Hmm I guess that's just the difference between generations :/

Yeah I can't waaait! ahhh >w<
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>>7759587
>hairy bearded guys are best guys
this.

also chest hair is a must.
also big muscles.
i love beefy men

UGH
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>>7759583
>>7759587
I'm into normal guys not hairy muscle monsters
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>>7759592
>tfw beefy woman
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>>7759571
Tell him I'm more alpha
drink him under the table
Take him shooting the next day after his 4 hour workout
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>>7759592
>UGH
dont you mean
UNF
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>>7759470
I'm not fucking surprised it's been barely a month for you two
>>
>>7759583
this basically >>7759593
these pics you all are ERP'ing over are unpleasant as fuck
>>
>>7759591
what if i were on my weekly tendies run though?
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>>7759598
I also like girls
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She wants to give you the suck and then cuddle and listen to music

What do you do
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>>7759589
Awwww. It sucks! Sometimes I have this experience or get caught up in this situation that makes me wish I was further along my transition as well but this is one of those things that you just can't hurry, no matter what you do. And Trying to pass when you're not there yet is one of those things that don't work either.

¿Que puto problema, no?
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>>7759595
>after his 4 hour workout
lewd!
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>>7759601
skip the succ and get close
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>>7759595
lmao. Love it.

Faye you're welcome to smack my ass in the club anytime. My preferences are: a) beefy guys, b) Faye faye

>>7759596
I'd suck on his traps...

>>7759593
>I'm into normal guys not hairy muscle monsters
>I'm into pathetic little bitches
ftfy ;3

for real though only one of those is a monster.
you dont know the joys of a hairy man until you feel his beard scruff on the small of your back
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>>7759593
>>7759598
well I mean
anything from this to muscle guy is best
they have to have hairy chests and a beard though
adam jensen type of boy either white or asian would be fine for me
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>>7759601
omfG fayeeeee
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>>7759602
I'm mostly just annoyed I was 2 Boyish or 2 Ugly for the other tranny, who was really cute.

Or maybe I just wasn't forward enough, seems sometimes you have to be a bit sexually aggressive at these kind of dance places if you wanna make out with somebody, but I'm a shy and awkward dork in real life no matter how many times I reference arson in a single sentence.
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>>7759599
woops, meant for >>7759590
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tfw no snuggs
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>>7759606
>>7759605
I think it's mainly, because they all look too old for me.
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>>7759601
>What do you do
What DO you do though?

>>7759604
let's cuddle.
<3

>>7759614
yeah maybe. I'm 25. I want a man who takes care of their body, mind, business, etc. Drive is sexy and a great body reflects a great drive!
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>>7759614
I want a man, not a boy
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>>7759608
Well you are who you are, people will either love that or hate that. You can't force a square into a circular hole no matter how much you think they fit.

I guess we put ourselves through unnecessary stress and suffering going over the what ifs. Don't be annoyed.
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>>7759618
Good for you.
>>
>>7759618
>I want a man, not a boy
my thoughts precisely.
>>
>>7759611
I would chuckle at the obese man
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>>7759624
When do boys transition into men?

I wouldn't even consider dating a man younger than 35, desu.
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>>7759624
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>>7759625
we'll see how much you chuckle when i bring my katana with me
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>>7759629
24 is an okay age or above imo.

for me its less about the number and more about the person. but yeh
>>
>tfw I'm more interested in femboys than these hairy men being posted in here
dumb dyke
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>>7759630
LOL I was literally getting hit on and held by an older guy that looked like recently. His biceps were huge and he kept buying me drinks but then he called me out on being in love with my friend I was with.

busted
>.<
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>>7759633
>>
Ahhhhhh sometumes I feel like I'm an idiot.

I probably am.

I'm out.
>>
boys r gross
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>>7759637
this is how i realize im a dyke in denial

the man in this picture is not remotely attractive to me
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>>7759641
its because you aren't trutrans.

if you actually had the brain of a female you would find that attractive
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>>7759601
Sorry, I don't sleep with trannies.
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turns out im still alive, the gym didn't kill me
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>>7759642
Well that explains lesbians I guess
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>>7759643
>Sorry, I don't sleep with trannies.
>is literally posting in the one place on this website specifically for trannies to gather

lol??
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>>7759642
>trutrans
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>>7759641
sexual orientation is a spook, come on
>>
>>7759647
>anything i dont agree with is a spook
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>>7759649
Yuhuh, eatin a bowl of cumin lentils and couscous to get them carbs in. :3
>>
>>7759646
Because I'm trans, I assume it's okay to post here, although I don't usually.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzVwpibI8uY
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>>7759606
I mean fair enough but i vehemently disagree.
You see girls here posting these men and doing their ERP while shaming others for posting different types of men and then they reeee when people post women of various types.
Its all pretty silly imo, and all of it is bad because people on the flip side do the same thing just inverted.
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>>7759637
I want to lie on that chest
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>>7759659
bruh them gains bruh
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>>7759657
eh
your preference is your preference
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>>7759663
same
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>>7759663
i want a cute girl to lie on -my- chest
>>
How has your day been so far morning /mtfg/ and australians?

>>7759314
>Male to Fujoshi
Finally an edition for me!
>Small breasts are inferior edition
oh...
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>>7759591
>Hmm I guess that's just the difference between generations :/

Oh for sure! I was at the laundromat the other day sitting in my car with the window down, and some old man walked past and yelled shit at me.

>"fucking faggot mumble mumble poof cunt!"

Just wait till you start getting boobies :3
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>>7759650
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>>7759662
okay

>>7759665
i just think it's dumb to shame people for not agreeing with ones preference which always happens when people start ERP posting these types of men.
/mtfg/ has a serious problem with idolising hyper-masculinity while berating everything else, going so far as to overtly push masc heterosexuality on to others.
It's a large part of why i'm finding it less enjoyable to post here nowadays. People love to judge so harshly based on sexuality, which is pretty ridiculous.
I'm not saying you specifically are doing all these things, it's just got me thinking.
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>>7759674
>Oh for sure! I was at the laundromat the other day sitting in my car with the window down, and some old man walked past and yelled shit at me.
Wow that's really mean ;__; Quite pathetic too of him, too.

>Just wait till you start getting boobies :3
I literally can't
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>>7759676
there are people here who are seriously autistic about transbians and often willing to start fights over it unprovoked
>>
>>7759662
>no one likes transbians
this is only the case for autists and chaser anons though. obviously chaser anons are frustrated about transbians. autists are unfixable.
>>
Where's my bf
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>>7759679
True.
It goes both ways to an extent but it's really pervasive on the one side recently.
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>>7759676
People need to judge something, their lives lack meaning without it.

>>7759685
are you gonna do this every day?
have you tried asking him for his number?
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>>7759683
So which trip are you crushing on?
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>>7759688
a fucking few desu
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>>7759683
that's just wrong.
chasers are also unfixable.
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>>7759686
I don't think it's that recent.

From my understanding this thread used to fall even harder for the "if you're not straight you're a fetishist" meme.

Getting hung up on people's sexuality when you're a fucking tranny seems borderline insane.

>>7759688
I have a crush but she's not in /mtfg/
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>>7759692
I though you had a crush on me!
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>>7759687
>are you gonna do this every day?
Yes

>have you tried asking him for his number?
I can't ask him if I don't know where he is
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>>7759696
Anise I don't even know you very well.

I'm very specific about my crushes.
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>>7759697
do you know who he is?

>>7759698
I just wanted to play a yandere angle but I got bored already...
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>>7759689
Who are they?
>>
>>7759701
One's out of bounds
Another doubly so
Uhm
There are others that I'm interested in but less than those two.
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>>7759700
No......
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>>7759704
what kind of things do you have to do to enter that list?

>>7759706
have you consider finding him somewhere else besides the place of trannies?
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I miss my short hair sometimes
Any time i see older pics of myself on facebook i think about cutting my hair but i know i would regret it immensely because its like the only thing making me look femme at this point...
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>>7759515
I should do this instead of learning sign language
I'm sick of hearing my ugly retard man voice
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>>7759707
Yes I have
I was at a show last night and tried to kiss a straight guy. He wasn't bf
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>>7759704
Tell meee REEEEE
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>>7759656
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJ7NVjZ-Eyg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hguNer9FT2w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNE2oCZH_4k
>>
>>7759711
>tried

What, are you ugly or something? Or was he fucking married?
>>
>>7759707
1. Be cute
2. Be interesting
3. -optional but a bonus- Be subby

>>7759712
no :) unless you want me to crush on you, anon
because I will crush you~
I mean on you.
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>>7759709
I love my long hair.
I should even it out but when I notice how close it is to my belly button I can't even consider it,

>>7759711
have you consider asking if he is before kissing?
some dudes really fall for the amnesiac gimmick.
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>>7759716
would you buy pic related for me to use?

I can't say much about 1 and 2, I guess those depend on you as much as me.
>>
worried
>>
>>7759720
I prefer ropes, but that looks like it could be fun. So yes.
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>>7759722
it sort of goes with this one.
but a sub buying her own leather is just wrong.
>>
>>7759721
Me too :(
>>
>>7759683
I'm a chaser anon and I don't mind transbians. I don't even understand why so many trannies seem to hate them.
>>
>>7759723
I can see you have specific niche that you want filled~
I like your thinking.
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>>7759714
Oh no he was straight and I'm a guy
I'm cute. Just not a girl.

>>7759717
That's...... Genius....
Wow. And sounds adorable
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>>7759727
Because they are afraid of outsiders thinking one of the following
>they are just straight men in dresses
>trannies are so useless they can only get together with each other
>assigning particular craziness to the group, which multiplies when you get two together
>bad experiences being triggered by cis girls

>>7759728
>>7759729
thanks!
>>
>>7759730
I can see perhaps a ball gag, tight leather collar and leash..
That'll work in tandem, mmhm~
>>
>>7759709
I like these pictures
knowing that the Andromeda galaxy is gonna collide with us one day and everything will eventually just be space dust calms me down
>>
>>7759685
how many times do I have to tell you your bf is right here you fucking faggot
>>
>>7759717
Thats like really long hair...
mines just barely reaching the base of my neck
idk i wish i could be a tomboy without just reverting to looking like a total man.
>>
>tfw toilet is the only place I feel safe
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>>7759733
i find pictures of space to be fascinating yet humbling
i post them a lot
its a strange kind of beauty imo
>>
>>7759733
There are alien species that can change gender at will
>>
>>7759734
Can you just leave me alone already this is getting upsetting
>>
>>7759737
;_;
>>
>>7759737
Lol wait til you start presenting
>>
>>7759740
not until you marry me
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>>7759732
my issue with gags is that they all seem equally interesting, like, I wish I could try each type for a while and see the differences.

>>7759736
we just can't do the tomboy look, it would be great and I'm sure many of us want that but it's not there for us.
It's not that differente from Faye wanting to be super skinny with her boobs in the way, or wanting to be shorter or so many things. You don't really get to choose your look so far.

People keep telling me my hair is too long, I wish it were longer tbdesu.
>>
what's worse, wearing clothing that makes you look like a sperg or just staying away from your obligations?
>>
>>7759743
Please, I'm begging you, leave me alone
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>>7759743
I keep forgetting to ask you, is this pic true?
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>>7759737
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>>7759739
k
doesn't change the fact I'll be dead one day and it'll be like all of this never happened
>>
>>7759744
I think really long hair is super pretty desu
i just dont think it would ever be right for me
i get what you are saying about how its just like all the other things we want but just arent meant to have, but idk it's hard for me to see myself as someone who could ever be a fully feminine person
>>
>>7759744
I mean, you've got the standard solid ball, it causes a drooly mess and muffles well.
Then you've got the 'wiffle ball' with the holes, not quite as quiet as I like.
You've got a muzzle gag, which I think would fit your leather kink pretty well, but it doesn't muffle well.

There's more, like bit gags and things, but I like solid ball gags the most.
>>
>>7759750
Birdy had a hard life
>>
>>7759754
Actually time is a flat circle

So you are born into the same life you've always been born into
>>
>>7759749
cute boy

I thought you were going to drop the tsundere act :^)
>>7759750
it is
>>
>>7759760
It's not tsundere if I HATE YOU
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>>7759756
I see ring gags a lot.
But I don't get how it will make the tongue drop, like, I can keep it inside with my mouth open no problem.

>>7759755
It depends on your definition of feminine.
I have met very few women that completely fit my ideal of femininity.

>>7759760
And were you the one explaining it all or you have like a team of people keeping track of your every move and sharing it here to make you look worse?
>>
>>7759760
>>7759762
get a room already, jesus
>>
>>7759754
Robin my k arrived
And it was actually a real crystal and not powder or crushed crystal
Am pretty impressed
>>
>>7759762
you're so cute
>>7759763
?
>>7759764
I WANT TO BUT HE WONT STOP PRETENDING HE DOESN'T LOVE ME
>>
>>7759763
Ring gags are alright but they suffer from that problem, not enough control for me. Though you get to use their mouth, that's always a plus!
>>
>>7759764
Fucking disgusting
>>
people shouldn't be allowed to be mean
>>
>>7759766
yay :)
wish I had some
gonna try and buy codeine today if I have the money, which I probably don't

>>7759759
even if it is, our human perspective of it isn't
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hugg everyone
>>
>>7759766
I am calling the police
>>
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>>7759771
you need people to stop being deserving of mockery before that.

>>7759769
I like how you think too.
>>
>>7759772
Except you will be reborn time and time again

Unable to remember or change your life
>>
>>7759781
Yes transition
>>
>>7759777
Good.
>>
Should I transition
>>
>>7759782
yes
>>
>>7759775
???
I literally bought cornflakes :^)
>>
>>7759781
you FUCKING CUNT
>>
>>7759770
just fuck birdy already, jesus christ

you can't play "hard to get" forever, anon
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Reminder that this is on the official FFXIV website.

FFXIV confirmed trutrans.
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>>7759785
don't talk like that to my mistress!
>>
>>7759785
Language~
>>
im a girl
>>
>>7759787
wait, are you supposed to grow cat ears with hrt?
>>
>>7759778
oh right, we're doing the eternal recurrence bullshit? anon if someone's "soul" doesn't remember their previous lives at all and therefore can't change the outcome of their present iteration at all, to all intents and purposes that's a new person, not the same one as before. it literally makes no difference to my own point which is that all suffering ends.
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>>7759788
How quick she learns, lovely~
>>
>>7759790
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vxa1Vz6StX0
>>
>>7759786
I'm going to make him my househusband
>>
someday everything is going to be better

capital letters are bad
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>>7759791
Yeah? Don't you have yours yet, Anon?
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>>7759793
It's called amnesia stupid
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>>7759793
also
>implying human beings have an innate soul
>implying many-lives reincarnation exists in conjunction with the above
I think you're getting your belief systems muddled anon
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>>7759797
felicidades
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>>7759786
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>>7759793
you retain instincts and traits.
you enjoy similar things, you connect with similar people, you aspire to similar stuff.

>>7759804
eauck eauck eauck
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head patt robin
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBtlPT23PTM
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>>7759795
I have too many yandere pics.
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>>7759798
and will you be his housewife?
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>>7759798
No you fucking won't
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>>7759813
Yandere's good. It's a morbid cute. I have too many neck-bite pics.
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i love you all
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>>7759798
good luck getting him to stop being so shy, it seems like he's making you work for it
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ok. I give in birdy

Make me yours
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I'm scared of talking to my dad but happy that I can have fun later tonight
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c:
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>>7759821
>d-daddy please dont read my email
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>>7759817
The thing is I have no yandere traits, I give up super easy. It's just a cute meme.

>>7759820
if someone bothers you for months until you accept to have sex, isn't that a form of rape?
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>>7759819
I'm not shy, birdy just disgusts me

>>7759820
FUCK YOU ANON FUCKING CUNT
That's not me.
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i feel bad
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>>7759825
if you really want this to stop, stop it on your side.
otherwise you clearly want the cloaca.
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>>7759824
>give up super easy.
No struggle? Shame.
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i don't like myself
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>>7759825
Well can I take your place
I want birdys cock inside me
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i should be better
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>>7759830
hugg
I like you
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haha time to talk to my non-tranny therapist about actually selfmedding despite him getting almost bad at me for it last time I mentioned it
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>>7759815
I'm going to support and take care of him as his man while he takes care of the house and our adopted kids
>>7759816
isn't that right, baby boy
>>7759819
I'll make him mine some day, I just need to club harder
>>7759831
I am capable of sharing you know
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im sorry
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>>7759824
He's bothering me a lot. That's definitely coercion and rape. But he was literally talking about making me unconscious and raping me

>>7759828
What's a cloaca

>>7759831
Yes. I hereby pass the mantle of Birdy's fetish obsession onto you
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This man is outside ur door
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>>7759829
In terms of competition, nah, not gonna bother.
In terms of other stuff, well, I migh if that's the game but I rather give my thanks afterwards.

>>7759830
iktf
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>>7759834
hugg
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>>7759835
Watch out it may lead to fertility issues!
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>>7759807
:D

>>7759806
believe what you want but I see no evidence of reincarnation
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>>7759842
lel
i'll keep that in mind! thanks for the professional help!
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>>7759844
You're welcome, it's an important thing to let you know!
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>>7759838
a cloaca is what birds have instead of penis and vagina, and anus. It all comes from the same hole.

>>7759839
it's good I never go out then.

>>7759843
I was just explaining what gets reincarnated.
It also carries the potential of new knowledge or an ease to readquire the old one.
It's a matter of faith, you don't really have to believe or not.
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head patt robin
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>>7759825
>I'm not shy, birdy just disgusts me
When you give someone THIS many (you)s, it's pretty obvious you want them to notice you.
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>>7759846
Jesus christ how horrifying

>>7759836
Fucking stop it.
No.
Just stop
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do i get reincarnated as a cute girl
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>>7759846
did you know that in Jamaica, ladies have a cloaca? That means a bum and fanny all in one!
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>>7759847
>>7759846
>>7759844
>>7759845
>>7759843
>>7759842
>>7759840
>>7759839
>>7759838
>>7759836
>>7759835
>>7759834
I will poop in ur bed
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im going to be ok friends
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>>7759848
You're giving me lots of (you)'s, are you my bf now?
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>>7759851
U did this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Co6d3h-NpS8
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>>7759851
we all have cloacas, conected to out toilets and sinks.

>>7759852
I though Jack was more into cleveland steamers.
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cute baby otters
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>>7759856
I like this meme
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MN6sfJ1qFQg
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>>7759860
hugg
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>>7759854
No, I don't want to get between you and Birdy.
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>>7759840
Well~ Interesting talk.
Be a good girl and wait for me while I shower.
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>>7759790

me too

>>7759678

Lol he was proper crotchety, and I laughed at him :P It happens a lot, because there aren't many femboys or trannys here. People get all weird about it still.

Today was 16*C... which is stupidly cold for summer, so I wearing some tight jeans my gf got me which make me look all thighs and booty, I have shoulder length hair and stuff too, so you know my boymode is getting stupidly fem. I ran into a mate of mine and he was like "dude you look like a fucking girl, you are such a faggot!" trying to insult me playfully, and I am just like "thanks bro :3"

I only have little boobies, my gf has mega milk 16/38G... I die of boob envy every time I see her, but at least I get to play with them >w<
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>>7759838
how can you call it coercion and rape when you want me so badly
>>7759848
oh I was noticing him a whole lot when he spent all night with me in voice until he was practically falling asleep and calling my name to make sure I was still there

and when he was telling me how cute and charming I am

ᵃᶰᵈ ʷʰᵉᶰ ʰᵉ ʷᵃˢ ᵍᶦᵛᶦᶰᵍ ᵐᵉ ᶫᵉʷᵈˢ
>>7759849
<3
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How do i get this toy car out of my butt
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>>7759860

ni ni sheen ~

tucc tucc pat pat :3
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>>7759866
poop it out
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>>7759866
eat tons of fiber
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I wish I had more webms that aren't too large to upload
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its ok to be transgender
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>>7759871
>>7759872

its a bigging a whole fire engine for hot wheels
dam my hyper-masculinity
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its ok to be a girl
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>>7759879
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>>7759865
>bragging about taking advantage of someone so drunk they don't remember most of it

>>7759862
Please do
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did I mention I hate cis girls?
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>>7759876
>>7759879
is it okay to be a boy
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>>7759887
no, it isn't
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I want boobs.
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>>7759889
CISPHOBE
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>>7759886
it's tacit most of the time.
you should let us know if you like them

>>7759891
I live in fear of small gusts of wind.
how are your mosquito bites comming?
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>>7759893
if cis people trigger you, you are a literal cisphobe. not like hating faggots and homophobic, you literally have a phobic reaction to cis people.
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>>7759886
I just want before. I just want any waist at all.
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>>7759894
they hurt. i was going down stairs at a mate's flat yesterday (she lives in like the 4th floor) and just that movement caused me pain
>>
what do you think its like being a normal cis person
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>>7759901
that's good, they are growing.
are you feeling selfconcious? are you scared of wearing only a shirt?
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>>7759903

bland ;)
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>>7759904
I mean there's nothing visible yet but I think I might need to get some kind of tiny bra soon.
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what's up faglords
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>>7759897
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>>7759922
she looks ridiculous
>>
im a girl
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>>7759926
same
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posting pictures of animals makes me feel better im sorry if I do it to much
>>
>Yamada has a goal when she enters high school. She wants to make 100 sex friends, but she's got one small problem: she's a virgin! Afraid of being rejected or ridiculed by hot guys, she decides that in order for her to reach her goal she first has to lose her virginity. While in a bookstore looking for a new dictionary she bumps into Kosuda, a very average boy, and decides he's the perfect candidate to get the job done.

>Will Yamada succeed in getting Kosuda to bed, or will something more bloom from the not so innocent start to their relationship?
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>>7759932
Female banana slugs chew off their partners penis
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>>7759941
tfw no slugg gf
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Gonna spend my day off having my own little "valentines day" with bf
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>>7759934
>desire to know more intensifies

fuck sake... why am I downloading ecchi now?
>>
why do people get out of bed
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>>7759951
Becuse of work and my bf mostly
Back when i was neet i pretty much lived in bed
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>>7759950
it's a 4koma comedy thingie.
Pretty bad so far.
>>
>>7759952
Those are some very long doggos
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>>7759956
hugg
>>
>>7759954

I just went straight for the anna may... ceebs reading mangos :P
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>>7759960
oh, it could be a better animu.
let me know if it's decent. caps are good too.
>>
:(
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>>7759959
>>7759963
Hugg hugg
>>
>>7759965
thank you
>>
talked about srs with a friend and she was apparently very weirded out by the mention of genital surgery. whoops i guess
>>
I told someone I wanted to transition and they freaked out trying to be pc while consoling me crying a lot. I don't know if I feel good or terrible. but I feel cathartic, but also drained
>>
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>>7759969
they want to support you, but it's like telling them you have cancer.
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>>7759971
I wish I had cancer. it'd be less shameful and I'd die.
>>
>>7759975
and you usually have a few good decades before instead of keeping your fingers crossed you'll have them afterwards.
>>
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>>7759976
yes
>>
I am in great pain, please help me.
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>>7759981
thanks for that (You), it's the only thing that keeps me going.
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>>7759969
>>7759975
>>7759981

Self Medicate like the rest of us, and be free from the shackles of cishood <3

Be a good girl and get those feM&Ms :3
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>>7759983
wait, that's not cute
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>>7759988
i posted the wrong picture
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>>7759984

wubba lubba dub dub, anon <3

*huggs*
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>>7759990
Why do you have that saved
>>
>>7759995
i don't know
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you're all wonderful girls
hugg
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>>7760012
hugg
>>
>>7760012
define wonderful
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>>7760017
you're all very nice, and we're all gonna make it
>>
Shower was nice, girls.
I feel better, gym had me way too sweaty and sticky
>>
im. sorry
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>>7760018
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>>7760026
I-I think so
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daddy
>>
I apologize for the interruption but there's something on my mind that I need to express before it leaves my head or I leave this place.

I'm just thinking that I've been using flirting and erping as crutches on interacting with girls here.

there's nothing wrong with that, but it's not what I want or need.

I apologize if I led anyone on, or if they felt led on or lied to by me.

the truth is that I'm not in a place for romantic relationships and there's things left for me to figure out and grow into before I do.

Please continue with your daily shitposting
>>
>>7760018
we're all gonna make it!

[spoiler]...to the grave[/spoiler]
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>>7760029
the kid dies 3 pages later.

>>7760035
well, at least my chin is a bit better.
everyone looks really good in those dresses...

>>7760036
you're caring too much
>>
>>7760038
bueno,pero:
Guerra avisada, no mata soldado y si lo mata es por descuidado
>>
http://www.strawpoll.me/12343748
http://www.strawpoll.me/12343748
http://www.strawpoll.me/12343748
http://www.strawpoll.me/12343748
>>
So, what happened with Quid?

>>7760040
nosotros tenemos el dicho más fácil
el que avisa no traiciona.

>>7760043
I though you could buy magic dresses ;__;
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>>7760037
it's gonna get better though right? stuff'll stop being so crazy soon right?
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>>7760042
what are we talking about here?
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>>7760052

>>7760052

>>7760052
>>
>Be at lesbian bar.
>qt3.14 trans girl approaches me
>She asks me what's my name.
>Tell her I'm Nicotine !eIjGQt9H.k
>She laughs
>Asks me how I'm doing.
>I have no idea what to answer.
>Try to improvise something.
>"I already am eating from the trash can all the time".
>She looks confused.
>"The name of this trash can is ideology. The material force of ideology makes me not see what I'm effectively eating."
>She leaves.
>tfw no gf.
>>
>>7759606
this is my bodytype, but most girls I've met couldn't give a shit about chesthair. Always throws me through a loop how many love it online, but irl they kinda dont dig it. Maybe I need to start landscaping.
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