/mtfg/ male to female general

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>>7734957
Best OP pic

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What's that feeling when you just want to stop existing?

>>7734965
tell me about bane

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>>7734902
You said i could use a moisturiser under my foundation? I have this can i use it? I was afraid it would make everything smuge

>>7734957
jfc kayla

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hi for a limited time i will tell you everything you want to know about makeup
feel free to AMA the lines are now open and am accepting ur calls

>ywn pass with no effort
>>7734970
just baseline i think..

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nth for alone on a Friday night

>>7734979

...............wait.......................
............do you not wear moisturizer under your foundation.........?

He didn't fly so good!

>>7734981
how come my makeup always sucks

>>7734976
drake it would be the plot twist of a lifetime if you started HRT
wouldn't that make it it worth it just in itself?
plus you'll sweat less, possibly feel more calm...could be cool, right?

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>>7734981
How to not look like 100% ass?

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>>7734984

>>7734988
No, i thought it would smudge

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>>7734960
i don't play vidya :/
do you have any ex's?
>>7734976
you think moap is smart tho and she has a warhammer tattoo on her butt
>>7734957
i love this picture
it's irritating how kayla ALWAYS says "with no effort"

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>>7734931
surprising but it didn't hurt after at all IT HURT LIKE H E C K DURING!! holy crap did I have resistance paying the needle in and any movement caused thr muscle to involuntary tense up

it sucks but I still prefer it to butt shots

>>7734947
butt

Hi mtfs. gaygen is dead and I'm very bored.

>>7734999
hugg

>>7734981
is there a shortcut to not being terrible? or one where i don't look at my face at all???
>>7734979
moisturizer makes it better desu

>>7734981
Dear Dollface !Lust//V4Rc
Long time viewer, first time caller. Was wondering what items to get for a more natural, yet feminine look!
Kindly, anon.

>>7734981
what makeup can i use to make my penis look bigger?

>>7735002
no boys allowed

>>7735002
normie get out

>Accidentily log into youtube with new srsbusnez girl email address
>completely new UI that I kinda like better
>log into old account
>same old
Wha??

>>7734993
That pic is really at a bad angle.

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>>7734819
>he doesn't have a gf

>>7734981
what makeup do i use to achieve the "reel gurl" look

>>7735010
it's called A-B testing

t. person who works on these kinds of things

>>7735004
you were already really cute like 8 months ago you probably look even better now

>>7735002
What's gay life like?

>>7735013
Duh

>>7735001
always preferred left
just body language or something

>>7735000
lol cmon it doesn't hurt THAT bad
you can definitely feel it, but its much closer to uncomfortable rather than actual pain right??
thats the only spot I've ever done it and I am still getting over fear or needles

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>>7734999
oh I never knew that what about TV? there's some good shows airing now!

um kinda but not really. . . i never dated anybody pre hrt and only had a short loved fling with a former coworker of mine. we tried having sex with me as the guy and it ended in disaster :/

>>7735001
Which one is the stewing and brewing one

>>7735002
you should join the cabal of femboys who hide out here and cause drama.

>>7735018
Pretty good. I don't have to take artificial hormones or worry about passing so I can't complain. What's trans life like?

>>7735001

I'd fuck em both.

>>7735002
Please I'll chat all night just get me a big bear.

>>7735004
You have to learn to love yourself bish.

>>7735006
1.Buy flesh coloured dildo
2. Carve a hole inside dildo
3. Superglue penis to dildo
Ta dah!

>>7735028
>no offense but this sounds a bit like the desperation stage of trying to convince me to start HRT
idk I'm just bored and a bit drunk
its not my goal to convert all men to the ""joys"" of hrt
it would be a good plot twist though, no?

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>>7735021
no it really did hurt a ton. I barely got through it and i like taking shots and giving blood

idk maybe its because I have muscular legs but it was hard to get the needle all the way down bc my leg would tense up even with me relaxed so it had painful resistance

it didn't hurt after or during the actual injection though just getting the darn needle in all the way

>>7735028
whoa son don't go neutral on Moap

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>>7734990

technique bb

>>7734993

you need a foundation that matches your skin tone, a lighter eyeshadow, a more natural lip color, brows that flatter your face, and some good mascara desu

>>7734996

buy this you'll thank me later https://www.glossier.com/products/priming-moisturizer

>>7735004

no lol
you just have to accept your face and work with it the best you can

>>7735005

https://clyp.it/wpnxlxbg

>>7735014

above may help u

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>>7735003
<3
>>7735022
i don't have a t.v.
i just watch stupid youtube videos and shitpost all day
wtf
sex is what made me feel the need to transition but i can still top. i just like moaning like a woman and i dislike doing all the effort.
>>7735028
don't cuck me for her plz

my mom is telling me to setup a porn blocker on my sisters laptop should i tell her shes being weird

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YES OR NO

>>7735033
Kinda sucks, I have to take artificial hormones and worry about passing. At least I got boobs I guess.

>>7735033
fairly uncomfortable

>>7735046
yes

>>7735001
Stew and brew

>>7735048
lololol
>>7735049
i think yr banned, sir

>>7735043
Wont that make the foundation crack?

>>7735041
Hmmm. That sounds weird. Maybe you just hit a bad spot. You're not supposed to push the needle all the way down....maybe halfway?

Maybe the needle caliber was too big!

>>7735046
Just don't do it and say you did
>>7735051
Boobs and a cock. You've got it made.

>>7735017
idk, i look more like a neet now i think?
idk if i was ever cute desu.
>>7735035
woah, that's an effort that i dunno i can succeed at
>>7735043
fug. is this decent at least?
http://www.sephora.com/hello-fab-coconut-skin-smoothie-priming-moisturizer-P415237
the whole accepting myself is a p fucking hard task.

>>7735033

Hi anon, I'm the gay guy who wants a Fujo gf you may remember from the AAP thread.

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>>7734986

Hey. Fuck you.

>>7734982

Reminds me of the story of the seasick squid.

>>7735041
you definitely don't want your leg to tense up
you gotta be sitting when you do it of course

yeah it is a bit unfortunate that you can feel it go through the skin, then into the muscle (I cringe a bit just thinking of it)
how high up on your thigh did you do it? higher up seems more painful to me
maybe you just hit a nerve or something, because I definitely get a feeling of "ummm no thanks" but its not like its actual real pain

23 gauge needles, 1.5" is what I use
I would suggest moving the needle a bit faster, but definitely not like spiking it down at your leg

>>7734981
How 2 Egyptian style eyes for hooded eyelids also I have those fold things too ephitcal folds or whatever the fuck

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>>7734981
>>7735043
What's the best way to hide facial hair that you have to grow out for electrolysis?
iirc there was something about using a foundation that's just a tiny bit more red than your skin?
I have dark hair, if that matters.

>>7735057

no bb. you're supposed to wear moisturizer under foundation. just let it dry for a few minutes before you put the foundation on.
it will look MUCH better and glide on better. if you're doing good on exfoliating and skincare too that'll really help.

>>7735060

a lot of people really like that one so it's worth trying at least. sephora has a good return policy so if you don't like it you can return it.
it's just a primer tho so it won't do much other than allow your foundation and stuff to go on better.

>>7735059
>elanna
>having a dick

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>>7735060
what have you been listening to lately?
>>7735061
don't feel terrible
pic related
yr a good guy sometimes tho
not when you post pics of nim tho
>>7735079
i think you just mixed up a third one
haribu, haku, and homura

>>7735061
ye itd be weird to me if you were trans honestly
I don't think its HRT that makes people miserable, its just the hopelessly wanting to be a girl that does it

obviously better to not take hormones in 99% of situations lmaoo

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Went to the mall today for school clothes, I learned if you are single and looking just bring a big dog and watch people flock to you!

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>>7734996
>No, i thought it would smudge

>>7735060
do you still like skramz

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>>7735090

HRT was making me happy, but what if I was just expecting to be happy?

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>>7735045
oh does it at least keep you entertained? what about hobbies? idk what you like but practicing makeup is really fun for me

I ocular never ever top anyone. i dont Ave genital dysphoria but tipping makes me want to die. i tried it with that fling i had early on hrt and i ended up crying and wishing i hadnt it's just not in me.

is that weird? i dont mind anything else even enjoy it but i cant top at all or dysphoric panic attack

>>7735058
oh LOL I pushed that shit all the way down to the base maybe that's why it hurt

>>7735071
I did not like halfway between my knee and my hip. I'll try to go faster next week and not push it all the way down

it wasnt an unbearable pain but def a noticable one

>>7735091
i love dogs so much <3

>>7735091
what if i bring a ferret

>>7735091
Lol are you single?
I'm surprised! You seem like a hot commodity lol

>>7735072

most trans women have those hooded lids cause of our brow bones desu.
you could always give yourself more eye space by tweezing your brows to look higher up but otherwise there's nothing u can do rly ;_;

>>7735073

use an orange toned lipstick (or color corrector) and then layer concealer on that, then blend, then apply foundation over it.
if you want to make sure it's REALLY covered, use dermablend's concealer. that shit will cover anything lol

>>7735046
get her past the sadpanda, block everything except for sadpanda.
make your sister know that 2d>>>>>>>3d
>>7735067
that's p much all life
>>7735074
i use the sephora generic brand desu. and a missah cushion pad thing
>>7735089
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XvQzyt0LQ0
skramz and self defense family mostly.
>>7735095
hell yeah! i'm still angsty af

>>7735043
>technique bb
like everything else, I suck at makeup.
most of my stuff is maybelline and I mostly use my hands/fingers because I cant afford brushes
I moisturise, then wait for that to have set, then I apply a primer on my larger pores and my forehead wrinkles.
on top of that, I use a liquid foundation, then set it with powder.
then I do my lips with a gloss or a lipstick, prime my eyelashes, put on mascara, then run an old eyeliner pencil from before I knew better through my eyebrows

if I am feeling confident I try to apply my eyeliner pen but I really am bad at it like everything else

do you think its a combination of lack of skill, lack of good product and lack of brushes?

>>7735062
Hello again. Where do you live?

>>7735041
Your injection hurt because your muscle was tensed up.
If you have the muscle really nice and relaxed then the needle should just glide right in.

>>7735059
Oh, I lost my penis in an unfortunate accident

>>7735108
what are some good bands i only know saetia and orchid

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>>7735074
Ok. Yeah im good on exfoliating, i use this on my face and charcoal mits and wash on my body

>>7735114

Canadaaaaa et tu Bet-eh?

>>7735099
>I did not like halfway between my knee and my hip
I'd suggest moving maybe 1 or 2 inches toward the knee
sass actually has a pretty good video showing the spot I've been using...higher up=more painful from what I've noticed

and I've seen people push the needle in all the way even into the thigh, actually most videos I've seen do it but idk if its necessary

don't go "faster" maybe, but rather more determined a consistent with the pressure...too fast is a really scary thought to me honestly

>>7735122
Ohio

>>7735099
Me too! I have cats but I love my pup just as much because he's so gentle!
>>7735100
Hmm depends how social it is! Also I think they might be illegal in CA?
>>7735103
Yes ma'am ^^; I'm demisexual so a lot of people my age just wanna hook up and I want a ltr

>>7735097
ur prolly a trann, itll prolly make you happy one way or another whether its subconscious or not

>>7735058
sass post your injection video for korra, I found it pretty helpful

>>7735125

So who exactly are you though? I should point out im on the East Ass End of Canada (Cape Breton)

>>7735108

well do you like how it looks? if you do then das great!!

>>7735113

>do you think its a combination of lack of skill, lack of good product and lack of brushes?

i would say that, ye. i mean you have to understand that cis women take years to learn this shit and look awful at the beginning too lol
brushes would also help lots. if you can get them you should try e.l.f. brushes. they're like 1$ each and not too bad.

>>7735121

ok good!! ya if you are removing dead skin buildup by exfoliating and then moisturizing properly your makeup is gonna look waaay better.

>>7735118
camping in alaska has been a recent fav desu
william bonney, pg 99, i hate sex, iwrotehaikusaboutcanabalisminyouryearbook, iwontstopwonderinguntilyoustopbreathing, heroin (p punky protoskramz)

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>>7735043
i was mostly memein but i do have a long ol face so this did kind of help

thanx edie~

>>7735117
what kind of accident?

>>7735139
ty

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>>7735116
ill try sitting on my bed with my leg extended next week sitting on my toilet seemed like it was making me tense

>>7735123
will do!

>>7735126
I hate cats honestly. i really can't stand them in general i vastly prefer doggos!

>>7735138
Well i do moisturize like crazy, just not when i wear makeup but since i can i will do that. I will by that primer u suggested too.

>>7735147
It just takes the right kind of cat, like my cat was raised around my Jack Russell so she thinks he's a dog and she does tricks, comes when she's called, and cuddles next to me every night.

>>7735138
>i would say that, ye. i mean you have to understand that cis women take years to learn this shit and look awful at the beginning too lol
>brushes would also help lots. if you can get them you should try e.l.f. brushes. they're like 1$ each and not too bad.
okay I will look
so like... what brushes should I get and how to use -____-

>>7735091
I really need a dog. I don't think my cats would like the mall >.>

>>7735100
>what if i bring a ferret
Maybe. I was cutting through a park once and I saw this girl walking the smallest dog I had ever seen. When I was closer I realized it was a ferret so I said hello and we talked a bit and I pet the ferret and stuff. It was a cool random encounter.

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>>7735099
i practice eyeliner when the power's out which is too often
that's interesting
i can't stand attention on my dick but i don't mind using it because it feels good
>>7735101
nim is a girl
how did you find the pic?
what did nim do to irritate you?
>>7735155
no

why are ferrets illegal

>>7735152
i kitty does that too but it's just cuz he's a good boy :3

>>7735143
I accidentally went through gatekeeping, accidentally got on a plane to Montreal, I accidentally signed a waiver and I accidentally had a doctor flip it inside out.

drakeposter bad nim good

>>7735157
they are rodents and carry diseases

>>7735156
THICC

>>7735138
i think they look p dope on like places that arent my face, but i'm hella fucking biased for that so ,i guess it's dope then
>>7735145
np, i'm always down to give recs
>>7735155
getting someone else to cut you when drunk is 10/10

>>7735162
50% true

>>7735137
Who am I? What do you mean
I'm a girl who likes only/mainly gayboys
I'm not interested in super long distance though sorry
I hope you find someone though.

>>7735151
you realise there's more editing then makeup in those pix

>>7735155
Pls go to the hospital, you could get hurt and that would make me sad.

>>7735126
Ohhhh
I know that feeling actually, like I want to get to know people first

Do you date a lot?? You like boys or girls lol?

>When Grace hasn't posted in half an hour and you want to flirt with her because weekend

>>7735160
oops :(
sometimes accidents can be good though, isnt that how chocolate chip cookies were first made or something?

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>>7735107
Ok, cool!
I'll have to try that.

Also, are there any tutorials you recommend for people who have no experience with makeup, or should I just google "beginner makeup tutorials" or something?

>>7735177
>not craving the attention of lonely men on estrogen
you must think you're hot shit huh

>>7735171
>>7735177
Its not a shoop, i was in my bfs car driving in the direction of the sun

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>>7735152
some are tolerable but i just hate cats and dont like them at all under any circumstances

but then again I have a personal vendetta against cats and have run onto more asshole cats than nice ones so i hate and avoid them

>>7735167
How about you misgender me next you tremendous piece of shit

>>7735170

And to you as well, I hope you find your fag bf my child.

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>>7735156
>tfw my best friend has birthing hips
>tfw hes a guy
>tfw I'm a guy and gay
Maybe I'm actually straingt instead since I'm un reasonably attracted to him?

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>>7735157
because they would kill all the native animals and eat babies i'm assuming
as pets you mean?
>>7735167
you've said that about sheen too
she does sound like a girl imo
and looks pretty androgynous in the pic i think you posted
she's better off than me and is going to pass better than most here
i'm not gonna get involved any further but I don't think she deserves that.

>>7735186
don't talk to him he's just here to troll and jerk off

what is elanna's deadname
is it boylanna or is that a meme

>>7735190
why do you talk to drakeposter

>>7735184
some of us do go outside and are older then 10, so your bs is stale and old

>>7735193
its Geronimo

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>>7735156
try foundation and contouring!! it makes a huge difference on the face!

were like opposites bb. I like having my dick played with just not penetration or topping at all. as long as other parts of my body get equal attention it's okay

>>7735170
>from gaygen
>I'm a girl
>who likes boys
>Not trans
Does not compute.

>>7735193
arnold

>>7735186
Drake isn't wrong

>>7735154
Yeah I don't think mine would either, but I recommend getting a big brown mutt like mine they are the best !
>>7735159
And because Nim is a good owner!
>>7735175
Yes exactly! Get an emotional connection! And I like all genders and sexes, I lean more towards girls though since guys come off so strong when they hit on me.

>>7735202
>but some trips here are sweet and have a really good heart!
aww :3 true true friend

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:)

>>7735193
Nope. Her deadname really is boylanna.

Kayla looks like a 24 year old girl, i hate her for her looks, im so jealous thinking about it makes me physically nauseous. If i found out that she was killed in a wreck it would actually make my life substantially better knowing someone who gets to pass with no effort is no longer alive to make me feel ao shitty about myself.

>>7735185
Completely understandable, as long as you're not one of those people that hate cats and hurt them! I think regardless of pet preferences all deserve our respect and to not be harmed.

>>7735210
heckin' knew it!!

>captcha: grillplatz

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>>7735208

>>7735201
cis girls just look at stare and stare
guys will actually talk to you

guys are so much better, sorry

>>7735167
I'm glad your life is miserable you reprehensible, hideous cunt. You look like a massive faggot btw.

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>>7735218

>>7735213
trip on grace wannabe

>>7735141

mhmhm

>>7735148

the priming moisturizer is both a primer anddd a moisturizer and it's buildable so if you feel dry you can put more on. it's really nice desu!
it's a primer and moisturizer in one so it'll help with everything you need.

>>7735153

prob a foundation brush, concealer brush, and powder brush. the foundation and concealer are like paint brushes so it pretty straightforward.
the powder brush you just want to kind of dab on the face. there's tons of vids on how to use all those brushes on youtube so you can look and see which you prefer :o

>>7735165

ok dat good then

>>7735179

it really depends on your style of makeup but when it comes to youtube ppl i really love lisa eldridge and charlotte tilbury.
i initially learned how2makeup by watching all of michelle phan's vids in 2010 as well so that's a thing lol

>>7735221
A lot of girls talked to me today, maybe just because I'm very social they feel like I'm approachable.

>>7735224
wow that was really rude nicotine
you might want to reflect upon where your heart is at after that

>>7735195
I don't have a photo editor on my phone retard.

>>7735230
>prob a foundation brush, concealer brush, and powder brush
okey, tyty edie :)

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>>7735194
he's interesting and deserves love
>>7735197
my sister told me contouring is a sham and i've been noticing it looks kind of silly irl when not in pictures
i just want to master my eyes and i'll probably refrain from other makeup so i can let my acne scars heal a while
>>7735202
nim is 2 months hrt
people are different
i don't think she honestly expects it to happen overnight
how was she rude to you?

>>7735223
Well she's crazy...like literally mentally ill so she should be in a hospital. (If she isn't lying from being so crazy)

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>>7735202
Didn't Nim like just start hormones? Seems a bit harsh.

>>7735230
I put my foundation on with a sponge, is that ok?

>>7735239
what a beautiful gif that is <3
saved for all eternity

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>>7735239
he doesn't deserve love though

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>>7735202
You're mean to anyone who doesn't like you
And you'll happily misgender nim unprovoked

Nim is a sweetheart, and just because she doesn't get your dick wet doesn't give you the right to treat her like that. The world would be a better place if you got hit by a truck

>>7735198
Well I wasn't gonna explain it but then that anon showed up and blew my cover.

>>7735201
Ohh same
Like honestly dude every time men hit on me its just terrible and I can do nothing but mock them or something because they're really forceful or dumb or both
Do you use Tindr at all?

>>7735201
well i certainly try to be!

sounds like you had fun today!

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>>7735233
Knowing what you look like makes me realise its not just your reprehensible personality that makes you fail at chasing, you actually have no positive attributes whatsoever, vermin.

>>7735201
I've been fickle with doggus lately. I used to be borderline obsessed with Golden Retrievers but now I really want a German Sheppard or a Welsh Corgi or maybe even a Shiba Inu but I've heard they can be very mischievous.

>>7735246
everyone deserves love

>>7735247
Let the salt flow through you

>>7735238

mhmhmhm

>>7735243

like a disposable makeup sponge? if you want your skin to look airbrushed af then you should use a beauty blender.
i've been doing that for years and everyone irl always asks me why i look perfect and have no pores at all times lol

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>>7735257
not drakeposter
why spend time on him

>>7735248
Oh, drake. Anybody can use archives and look at that thread where you got BTFO by practically everybody and spent a good, what, two hours? autistically flipping out and screeching. I'm sorry boy, you're actually a pitiful human being.

>>7735257
no. some people don't deserve anything else than pain.

>>7735230
Ok, thanks!
I'll definitely check out those youtube people.

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>>7735216
i wouldnt hurt a cat but i certainly stir glue dislike them and ask friends to put them in another room when I visit

ive been scratched twice by asshole cats and both times drew blood. one of the times my friend defended thr stupid cat and didnt much care that I was bleeding because I kicked thr cat in defense. ive hated them ever since

>>7735239
i didnt know you had those sorry! it looks nice irl to me. i used to think like your sister but it really does make a huge difference when done right

but if you want to not use it that's cool. im really a girly girl when it comes to makeup and fashion and I sometimes forget that not everyone likes it thr same way I do ^^;;

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>>7735264
thats not very nice
only the worst of people don't deserve love :(

>>7735193
It's elliot

>>7735267
If I'm rude enough to you will you start calling me a man?

>>7735267
hey drake

can you tell me how much dedication it takes to take one pill at 9:15am and two at 9:15pm

you were acting like an autist on chara's discord and im not gonna let you insult people like that

>>7735278
that would include him

>>7735279
>It's elliot
nu-uh
now I know its every possible name BUT elliot

>>7735279
>It's elliot
pretty

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>>7735262
Should i use one of these?

>>7735294
do you think he gets chilly in the winter

>>7735276
>spamming
You use this word constantly and never accurately. I'm glad to see your grasp on your native language is just as poor as that on reality.
>>7735280
drakeposter actually seems to have sluggishly progressing schizophrenia and will forget his own actions as recently as 20 minutes ago.

>>7735135
She already saw it but. Here it is is again :3

https://youtu.be/Q3Qaofr4orw

Why would you post on a board where everyone hates you just to be an asshole?

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>>7735279
>It's elliot
wew lass

>>7735275

mhmhmhm

>>7735291

i've heard that one is ok too. that's the beauty blender dupe isn't it?

>>7735285
no way, come on
only the worst of people don't

>>7735307
Its from elf, i know they are a shit brand but im living paycheck to paycheck rn

>>7735298
do you have like a thing for eva or something? lol

it'd be a little counter productive to miss doses if im trying to transition, i think the worse think that happens is im a couple hours late on my morning dose sometimes but ive been pretty consistent

you don't need to be so angry for no reason tho, it's probably not good for you

>>7735304
Being a sad broken individual with no friends and no life prospects.
He probably has it worse than most of the trannies here

>>7735309
do you think you're getting people mad or whatever
you're like a kid screaming for attention

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Fuck
Okay
After a massive wave of anxiety about my next clinic appointment hit me
I decided
Fuck that shit
I wanna be strong
I wanna be brave
I'm tired of being afraid
There is no rational reason for being scared
I am only hurting myself if I put it off any longer
I'm gonna go in. I'm gonna get the fucking HPV vaccine. I don't care if it hurts. Blood tests hurt. Throat cancer hurts. I know how it feels to be jabbed with a fucking needle and have it held in my arm and take my blood. I don't wanna know how it feels to have cancer I got because I was afraid of a 2 second HPV vaccine, that will hurt less than my last fucking blood test.
I'm gonna be strong. I'm gonna get stronger. I'm gonna be a fucking woman and do it goddamnit.
There's a lot of scary and tough things facing me this year. I can either be brave and deal with it like a god damn adult, or I can be a coward and make my suffering worse.
I don't intend to be some coward with nobody but herself to blame.

>>7735176
suhh

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>>7735264
i see some good traits in him
he likes animals
>>7735265
what thread was that?
>>7735267
:/
you don't have to insult back
idk if isla talks about you that much btw
>>7735268
how can you say that?
what kind of person would that create?
>>7735278
everyone deserves love
i think some people have trouble recognizing love though
>>7735304
don't get hung up on him
it's not going to get better by just calling him names

>>7735251
For me guys like to brag and lead with their money foot or they're just extremely awkward and hard to read. And no I dont!
>>7735253
Yes it was a good day! Cold but nice to spend time with my dog!
>>7735255
Mine is a Labrador German Shepherd mix and he's super mellow and sweet!

Why hasn't drake poster been murdered or committed Suicide yet??

>>7735316
looks dangerous

boys will be boys

>>7735328
bad meme

>>7735325
because all of this is digidrama

>>7735316
jelous

>>7735325
his whiteknights protect him

>>7735325
I don't know, but I look forward to it.

>>7735335
hugg

>>7735304
people like that don't have anything else in life.

>tfw banned from /co/
Lel
>>7735328
But we're not boys

>>7735336
i don't think any white knights protect him

>>7735310

i would try it and see if you like the application! just dampen the sponge before you put your makeup on.
like damp so it's a tiny bit wet, not dripping yknow?

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Can we talk about cats?

>>7735323
if you're going to dedicate this much time to complaining about me then yes i think there is definitely some weight behind it

certainly more weight than the "i dont think you're really taking hormones because reasons" argument

>>7735320
You can do it. I believe in you.
You're strong, and you are brave.

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can we talk about mustilids

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there are some girls here who go to flannel's discord, right?
how did her time with Puru go? is she holding strong or did she break down afterwards?

>>7735335
no

>>7735230
i want to be objective about myself reeeeeee
>>7735350
cats are dope af.

>>7735324
Lol
Do a lot of guys hit on you in person? It's weird but irl mostly women hit on me! It seems so bizarre
What's the weirdest line a guy has said to you??

>>7735347
You're doing it right now

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>>7735350

>>7735353
>mustilids
is that a new slur for muslims?

>>7735347
you're one of the whiteknights giving him attention you fucking garbage

>>7735348
Ok, thanks for all the help. One last thing, shoud i get a lip liner? Its always a bitch to do my lips and i dunno if a lip liner would make it better or worse.

Also every time i kiss my bf he ends up wearing lipstick too, how do i stop this?

>>7735336
Yeah it seems that way
Such a shame too
>>7735337
Same
>>7735346
HOW DID YOU GET BANNED FROM /co/???

Where's birdy to remind drake how pathetic he is when you need him uwu

>>7735327
>>7735335
its sour skittles powder I spilled on my desk don't worry
I just wanted to feel cool for once :(

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>>7735350
don't laundry them

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>>7735350
Ok.
Here's a mommy cat watching over her baby cats.

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>>7735358
>>7735355
>>7735350
Boots: you rang?

>>7735378
ahhh cutest pic!!

>>7735371

lip liners can help your lip color stay on for longer, but i wouldn't recommend overlining. i used to do that and stopped cause it looked dumb lollll
when it comes to the transfer thing, nuh uh :c that just kinda happens no matter what you do. liquid lipsticks won't transfer if you peck him with a kiss but making out = lipstick always gone

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>kayla talking about makeup
I think I'm going to be sick.

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When should I kill myself /mtfg/, No hope anymore.

>>7735374
Aren't they seeing each other right now? Probably balls deep in her.

>>7735301
Ese tipejo es mierda hecha y derecha y no sé porqué putas está acá. En serio. Creo que hay que filtrarlo o ya ni contestarle

>>7735381
sleepi ^>^

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Someone convince me to kill myself so I don't have to suffer anymore.

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>>7735382
I'm glad you like it.

>>7735384
>he stops posting when im here
he doesn't though? he reminds you how sad your existence is and you back down and ignore him every time.

>>7735348
what beautyblender do you recommend?

>>7735383
>but making out = lipstick always gone
Nooooooo

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>>7735345
alright i'm losing interest
just wanted to tell you that nim's a good girl
how was yr day
>>7735353
do you like wolverines
>>7735361
i'm just making points
i'm not defending or supporting his actions in any way imho
>>7735367
tons of people give him negative attention without me
he wouldn't leave even if i hated him too
we would have to all stop responding at once

>>7735386
literally cute

>>7735309
I honestly think my favorite thing about your mental disorder is your belief that you're some master troll riling everybody up when you're actually more pathetic than the majority of a thread consisting entirely of trannies and chasers.

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>>7735373
Asked people in /sveg/ where they were from
Apparently that's a bannable offense because it's not on topic
>>7735355
Tuxedo cats are adorable, I used to have one
>>7735375
>sour Skittles powder
Good taste

>>7735377
what are you talking about? there's been times when ive missed my dose but i always take it when i wake up

i don't know what you're on man but please keep it away from me

>>7735353
in the non non biyori repeat ova there is a flying squirrel

>>7735397

the original and pro one are really good :-)

>>7735399

there's some new lipstick brand that like ... literally won't come off. it's used by porn stars and stuff.
but it's kinda expensive and i've heard it's something you'd never wanna wear regularly so ya

>>7735359
Hmm at bars yes, but I think it's because they're drunk haha. But I find a normal places like the mall I get more female attention. And I think the most sad/rude pick up line ever got was when I went to a party when I was 17 and these three drunk guys walked out and they asked me and my two other friends "what up bitches which one of you is going to suck our dicks tonight" and my friend goes "well whip it out!" And they hurried off lmao

>>7735409
>the original and pro one are really good :-)
okie ty

>>7735387
By "they" I meant Chara.

>>7735375
I tried eating just the powder once and it burned my tongue

>>7735381
post mooorrreee

is taking too much estrogen bad??

should I start injecting every 6 days instead of every 7?
I feel my hips hurt the first two days after injection, then not much until the next one
but I've also only been on them for a month!

I don't want to push it too far because I'm liking my progress, but its tough to balance that with thinking about "wasting time", yes?

>>7735321
>how can you say that?
I've met horrible people in my life. if someone is a complete asshole with no chance of changing why would they deserve anything good? you don't get anything good if you are like that maybe you get something for now but at the end of your life you will know you don't have anything.

>>7735387
>>7735414
birdy and chara are fucking? hot

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>>7735404
>>7735392
>>7735390
Boots is so adorable when she does her lil poses sleeping :3

>>7735417
>tons of people give me positive attention
Too bad none of them are employers you sad miserable NEET.

>>7735416
yeah its pretty rough
worse than a warhead desu if you're familiar with the candy

>>7735404
>Good taste
thnx bby

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>tfw the makeup products used in this look literally add up to 400$

my bank account already hates me but i want it all

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>>7735425
i wish i had a picture of nutmeg with his little paw over his eyes to shield the light!

>>7735417
jeez an average of 90 IQ isn't that bad
nicotine seems pretty smart (and looks pretty white)
idk why she'd be offended at that
once you hit the 80 range, yeeeeaahhh stuff its gonna start breaking down

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>>7735419
Is a kitler okay too?

>>7735428
wtf just buy cheaper alternatives that's insane lmao

>>7735393
or don't, that's ok too.

>>7735428
wow, makeup is expensive. :\

>>7735432
any kitty is a good kitty

>>7735427
I love warheads and sour things but a friend of mine literally would keep citric acid (as a powder) in a bag as a snack which is beyond even me.
>>7735431
I'm a master's student at one of the best universities in the planet and a self-taught bilingual so this autism points ranking he is obsessed with is pretty funny to me.

just a friendly reminder that the report button exists

>>7735430
Omg ;3; he looks so happy and cozy, so precious <3

>>7735438
any pleb is a good pleb

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i miss my kitty
>>7735422
everyone changes

>>7735417
Mushi
He had yellow eyes and was a sweet cat. Always ran for the front door to try and get out whenever it opened though lol.
>>7735425
Aww <3

>>7735409
>it's used by porn stars and stuff
Well now i have to buy it. I always blow my bf before we go out anyway so its a win win. Shoot me the link

>>7735435
>thank god my country has jobs
that just makes your status as a NEET even more pathetic you dumbass.

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>>7735435
Awww really? Well that makes sense since she's like a dog, she is so sociable and goofy!
>>7735438
>>7735447
Woohoo kitty thread!

>>7735448
you seem awfully interested in the price of makeup

>>7735427
I never tried warheads the only place you can get them in my region is specialty candy stores

>>7735441
yeah i have to be careful about putting my clothes on my bed because as soon as i do he lays down on them!

>>7735444
yeah people always change but there are some people who never become good. they change but they only get worse over time.

>>7735417
>t-trip on Birdy!!! y-you're clearly the only person who doesn't like me!!!
Classic.

>>7735439
>I'm a master's student at one of the best universities in the planet and a self-taught bilingual so this autism points ranking he is obsessed with is pretty funny to me
that was my point desu! obviously smart

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This is the best thing I've made in months

Crustini with tapinad and beratta cheese with basil and tomato

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Reminder that if you don't have 5+ nicknames for each of your pets you're doing it wrong

>>7735355
Actually a good post, thanks

>>7735358
Hell yea

>>7735362
Saved

>>7735376
But they like rolling around

>>7735378
What a bunch of cute buns

>>7735381
CUTE

>>7735472
My kitty died ;_;

>>7735470
looks yummy
I made spam musubi yesterday and I liked it

this weekend is your surgery right?

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sup nerds

>>7735411
Ohhhhhh okay that makes sense
I don't go to bars alone really; I'm always with a date so no one hits on me /:

Teenage boys suck lmao
I don't think I've experienced anything as frustrating as that

>>7735470
>stomach starts to growl after seeing this pic
>still have to wait 2 hours until breakfast

>>7735478
how was birdies thicc dicc?

>>7735439
>I love warheads and sour things but a friend of mine literally would keep citric acid (as a powder) in a bag as a snack which is beyond even me.
indeed beyond me as well
I guess if you want sour, you want sour
I'm somewhat like that, but its mostly spicy food I just love love love the burn, even pure cyanne pepper, even powder close to pure capsaicin

>>7735463
not worth buying, its too expensive in the US, probably way too expensive in a shop like that
its sour for like 10 seconds, then just a normal sweet tasty candy
maybe just for the experience but itll be nothing to write home about I can tell you

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>>7735474
I know Kayla... but you have to cherish the memories and move on

Show another cat the same love

>>7735470
>no pepper

>>7735472
for nutmeg
>nut
>nue-me
>noonie
>grune-kii
>noonie-kitty
they've basically devolved into just noises at this point

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>>7735482
birdy has a nice cock actually.

>>7735483
that frog WANTED IT

>>7735443
all nim is good nim
>>7735458
more cats plox
>>7735472
what if yoou have zero cause you have none ;-;

>>7735472
I call all my pets jeremy

>>7735477
It's Wednesday! Omg >.< rip
>>7735480
That's the appetizer o///o
>>7735485
Is it supposed to have pepper x.x I've never made it

>>7735489
reeeeee why am I the only one who hasn't seen birdy's cock

>>7735320

Meditate, and you will be able to have a needle shoved into your arm without feeling much pain.

>>7735489
does it hit your cervix though?

>>7735498
I havn't seen his bird peepee either

>>7735320
are you freaking out and tensing your arms or something? blood tests shouldn't hurt

>>7735497
>It's Wednesday! Omg >.< rip
it will be okay you are going to sound cute :)
(I wish i could afford it!)
do you get to eat lots of ice cream like with tonsilitus?

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>>7735498
>>7735501

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>>7735350
>Can we talk about cats?
I love cats.

>>7735498
not a lot of people have seen it to begin with

a grand total of seven people have seen my dick

>>7735501
that's a good thing

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>>7735498
I can ask him if you want.

>>7735500
Yeah it does.

>>7735505
BANNED FOR LIFE

>>7735509
can you just like post an uncee or whatever cause like cmon

>>7735505
Awe it's so cute :3

>>7735514
>boo still thinks I'm intimidated by him
cute
>>7735515
why tho

>>7735516
watch out, it's a grower

>>7735513
>Yeah it does.
hot
>ywn have a bruised cervix

>>7735513
>I can ask him if you want.
yes pls

>>7735505
delete this

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Is everyone having a nice happy day

>>7735517
>why tho
what kinda more explanation is needed, I hear about nice abs and a big dick, why do I need to explain why that sounds appealing
and I feel left out too, everyone gets something fun but me

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Help its pretty I want to buy it