How do you come out

>>7723675
"Dad, I'm gay."

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>>7723675
You don't.

>>7724067
Hi Gay, I'm dad.

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DR PAVEL I'M CIGAY

>>7724090
This

>>7724917
NO!

>>7724090
Literally this.
It is the safest choice.

Unless you really do want your straight friends to stab you.

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I didn't, and I dont plan to do this. At least to my parents, sexuality and family do not go together.

i came out during a game of "never have i ever" because i was drunk. everything turned out fine though

>>7725731
What was the question?

I contend it's ok to lie in those situations to conceal being LGBT.

>>7725731
>everything turned out fine though
>he posted from the hospital emergency department

>>7723675
Father, me and Travis just sucked each other off on your bed, the bed you and mother conceived me on.
I hope you accept this as your new reality, or I shall be forced to consider you a hateful, homophobic bigot and I'll rough myself up and tell the police you assaulted me.
After you've learned your lesson and you get out of prison you can use your pension fund for our wedding.

>>7725743
Jesus christ, do you have no sense of right and wrong at all? People trust each other during a game of never have I ever. It is a sacred bond and you are abusing the trust.

>>7725743
"Never have I ever had sex with a man"
I put a finger down, and everyone just kinda stopped mid sentence

>>7725792
Fuck why didn't I blackmail my parents like this. I'm such an idiot!

>>7725798
What's the problem?

>>7723675
>>>7724067
>Hi Gay, I'm dad.
I would die