heroes, sheroes, and villains
• Informed consent providers: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
• Makeup for beginners: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels: http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels: http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• this is buddi nim's thread
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
•no politics
last >>7721108
nimmy thread
feel like the grossest hon today
fun times
batcat
did she get ffs?
Jesus christ im so ugly people feel sorry for me....
>>7722272
no she's just an intersex girl
>>7722263
tfw a villain
>>7722270
>has bf
>complains
i just came while smelling my boyfriends shirt
Yaoi > Yuri
im gay
>>7722233
Idk, depressed went out drinking with Richard and Sam, watched Boogie Nights, got way too high then passed out in comfy bed.
>>7722238
take my stream, my regulars are amazing.
>>7722246
depression get
also idk, my roommate says I sound normal and he never bullshits me maybe its a mental block or maybe it comes and goes, I felt okay for some of the stream then like aids for the rest.
also im hella famous where's my red carpet.
>>7722258
I guess, but theyre my regulars and I feel bad them giving me so much money when i cant actually buy happiness.
>>7722261
Some ppl are drawn to me because I'm good at pretending everything is ok.
>>7722264
eyy lemme be ur bf bb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMDCM5OAOaE
>>7722272
no that's a cis girl
>>7722273
clean up your eyebrows and also once youve coated them in foundation go over them with a brow pencil
>>7722278
>tfw you're the hero of your own story
>>7722283
agreed
>>7722279
pro tip having a bf doesnt make all your problems go away
>>7722273
i actually feel sorry for you because youre insane and everybody hates you. youre not even bad looking. youre just fucking nuts.
>>7722282
My bf gave me an arm massage earlier and i came from that, kinda weird how i orgasm now
>>7722285
Shame you couldn't make those big shoulders smaller
>>7722289
>tfw your a backround character in your own story
>>7722272
just a very early trans
>>7722285
That might be true but doesn't that make the people who know you, genuinely, worth that much more?
>>7722279
having a boyfriend doesnt solve all your problems
people overrate relationships until they're in one.
they're nice but they're not a panacea.
>>7722292
Oh, well yeah I'm crazy, i think every human is insane in their own degree though.
>>7722293
u have a bf now kayla? i cant believe u still come here and havent killed yourself already
>>7722285
its a lil weird for so many people to gib people money just for playing a game on stream
but what do i know
>>7722290
>pro tip having a bf doesnt make all your problems go away
but it makes the loneliness and sexual frustration problem go away and desu those are pretty much the only problems I have rn
>>7722285
Hope your voice starts getting better.
surgery is rough
>>7722286
tfw no quid bf
>>7722272
she's [basically] cis you dum
>>7722276
whaaa?
wow
thats cool?
like
huh this is interesting
>>7722285
ye it could be a mental block, it could also come and go too, probably both or a combination or whatever. to be fair your opinion of your voice is gonna be jaded since you're the one who feels sick, so yea
being famous is cool man, i didn't know you were a celeb, now I feel bad
who're richard and sam, if you dont mind me asking
>>7722306
How did you miss that arc? It was a pretty big one towards the end of last year.
>>7722306
>i cant believe u still come here and havent killed yourself already
we're working on it
help out if you want
>>7722285
Iktf.
Some people only know how to throw money at things though, so in reality, they're doing everything they can.
>>7722309
well atleast you know how to solve them
>>7722306
Yes i have a pretty serious thing going with him. Wanna move in together.
>>7722310
chara, you're a mystery
>tfw least interesting character in /mtfg/
>tfw the show plays a canned laughter every time i say "spook"
>>7722285
>wheres my red carpet
let me roll it out for you bb
>bf
hella gay Im a boy too faggot
>>7722314
stopped coming here because you people just make me depressed. dont need it anymore
>>7722319
How so
>>7722290
even passing didn't do much for me
i honestly feel that finding love will do so much more for me
>>7722319
"I cannot forecast to you the action of Chara. She is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma" -Churchill.
>>7722320
Protip, be more dramatic here.
>>7722320
hey im the most boring basic bich in here!
>>7722321
well im not changing faggot so hurry up and become a girl
>>7722272
I bet she's tall as fuck.
>>7722323
>stopped coming here
Well, apparently not quite.
>>7722326
can i have some of your passing powers?
please
>>7722320
i like you
Does anyone else like being called a faggot slut and good boy during sex?
Being a boy really gets me off :/
>>7722334
She's 5'4"/5'5" I believe
>>7722329
no buddu
>>7722297
>>7722310
>>7722327
lol
>>7722331
I miss streaming with megazero
>>7722320
I'm the most boring tbdesu
>>7722282
Lewd
>>7722340
your trip fell off, elanna
>>7722343
yes friendo
>>7722349
she just likes to be liked, it's pretty simple lol
tfw you just gotta be you and things will work out
>>7722331
that's fuckin gay
>>7722331
So do you have a gt or one of those nasty fake vaginas?
>>7722349
oh, don't give her your address though obviously
do any other chasers get excited when sheen posts?
he is so pathetic it makes me smile every time
>>7722338
i'd give you my whole wardrobe too if i can just be a normie cis person who has someone that loves them
hi thread
x)
i like chara
>>7722366
hi boo :3
>>7722353
Not elanna
Sounds like she has good taste tho
>>7722323
See, you're supposed to be here because you're depressed, not because your life is in order and you're bored. That's where you fucked up, senpai.
>>7722340
No, that would just make me cry. I'm exceptionally bad with humiliation play.
>>7722358
*tfw you just have to give up and believe nothing will ever work out and stuff will work out
Fix'd that for you.
>>7722341
What about her shoulders or forehead? TELL ME SHE HAS ANMASCULINE TRAIT SOMEWHERE
Rileyyyyyyyyyyyy
>tfw watching hilarious stop motion Belgian short on the webs
>>7722371
that's not positive thinking, haku
gotta stay positive
if you aren't how can you smile?
>writing remote control bdsm software service
what the actual fuck am i doing with my life
oh yeah being a degenerate
>>7722366
moist
>>7722208 #
.....
Dude different fucking lip color.
Less foundation
Get your brows fixed and if you wear that much makeup, line your eyebrows.
God damn.
>>7722356
hanna no
>>7722378
>Belgium
no such thing
>>7722331
fine I will then, heh
that'll show you
>>7722380
haha that sounds amazing
>>7722340
this
is my fetish
>>7722371
I get ya. I'm big into Degradation. I had a crush on this guy who used to call me a freak and mentally ill until he apologized and started being nice.
I dropped him after
>>7722349
you're fine with me, when you're not sadposting or randomly leaving discords every week.
>>7722357
i don't care about being liked, i like attention.
negative or otherwise.
>>7722361
give address
>>7722366
hi boo
>>7722385
Zheanna since you seem somewhat good at this what the heck should I do when I want to try out lipstick? I know that bold red colors are bound to look bad, but I think I basically don't know anything else about lipstick.
>>7722368
hi carol
are you feeling better?
>>7722381
>fruit makes you moist
too fucking lewd
>>7722386
not everyone can be a cool and quirky shitposter like you
some of us are just bland
>>7722353
>tfw your partner refuses to call you a faggot boy during sex because they don't want to trigger you
>>7722385
wait so caking on foundation so you look like you're made out of plastic isn't a good thing?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRblwK-Mr5A
>>7722398
am i quirky
>>7722395
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUPhlhBBzd0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fbmBvUxvmY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQrSaLSRVJA
and if you want to wear nudes,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5WgzQt_WPw
>>7722399
daddy
>>7722349
Why not just be nice back and not give her anything physical?
>>7722403
very
>>7722375
>>7722395
go to sephora
disinfest the lipstick
use a que tip to get some product
try on the lipstick
>>7722399
communicate you stupid bitch
gosh
communication is key
>>7722411
That you, nerd?
>>7722410
oh
what do i do that's quirky
>>7722407
It's okay, silly.
>>7722408
do not encourage this.
>>7722379
>if you aren't how can you smile?
I avoid smiling whenever possible because of my paranoid fear that it makes me look like a hon.
>>7722393
Yeah, that's foreign to me. I can handle being cut in bed and beaten until I'm covered in bruises, but if I get called something mean in bed, it's pretty much game over.
>>7722389
>kissing a boy
wow what a gay
>>7722387
Why?
>>7722417
olive am i quirky
>>7722429
Calm down little boy.
>>7722419
that's not healthy haku
you have to be confident
smile, and smile like you know you're the fucking best
because that's how you should feel inside
>>7722423
my sleep schedule is fucked up so sometimes im awake at different hours
giving the impression of always posting :^)
>>7722418
It's ok to manipulate retarded adults like quid, but don't go manipulating children that aren't old enough to know any better.
>>7722416
i dunno i just get that vibe from you
>>7722399
>>7722391
Riiighhtttt if only I could find someone that will stop the liberal bs and just treat me like a man who fetishes the thought of forcing himself to be a woman
my pronouns are bitch boy, faggot, and daddi
>>7722423
someone called me a man a lot ;-;
>>7722429
is mommy triggering
>>7722351
i miss duoing with fable in Curse Academy days when no one knew his voice.
i dont think i was relevant before then but i got along well with the coL guys Chuuper Laute Nydus etc.
>>7722358
im super straight
>>7722366
oh no...
>>7722389
surgery just to spite me SIGH. just take my surgery lets trade im a trainwreck rn
>>7722425
super quirky
remember that time you had sex with kermit the frog
super quirky
>>7722436
oh im a weirdo :(
>>7722409
nothing better than rolling around with another trannie calling each other faggots until you start de-clothing each other and having really rough sex, asking "who's the faggot now" while they pant their name
amirite?
>>7722417
yes
although if you want to be Batwoman, then I'll be question or wonder woman
Batwoman is gay lol so its even more cute
>>7722420
STOP THIS
>>7722435
what about adults that have the minds of children, like sass
>>7722442
yeah but that was just to pay off my student debts
>>7722444
noooooooooooooo
youre not
>>7722433
i think you just dont have anything else to do
>>7722429
>doesnt get called daddy
elanna.. youve fallen so far
>>7722438
that discord was really weird
dont think it matters too much carol
>>7722441
>>7722420
>tfw this will never happen to you
>>7722454
well yeah ive made that clear before
>>7722448
Still fair game. I just have a problem with using people because they haven't been an adult long enough to have seen these things.
>>7722420
>someone made a comic about the exact thoughts I've had multiple times
This is weird.
>>7722437
ehueehueehueehueehueehu
>>7722452
you can still adopt
the dream ain't dread
>tfw bf calls you "good boy" during sex
>>7722450
LOL nim doesn't live off a trust fund from her rich daddy and have her debts paid off before she's even finished school
nim's so quirky
>>7722415
It is I, the northern son born under the southern sky.
I miss real Faye shitposts, this fake faye is fun, but not like the real faye
i can't eat, my stomach is doing some stupid grippy knotty shit, this is weird
>>7722452
dum sub go lay down or youll get in trouble!!!!
>>7722468
wouldnt that trigger your guys dysphoria
>>7722454
Why would I want to be called daddy?
I'm a little bitch boy
>tfw gf calls you "good girl" during sex
>>7722452
>Will you tie me up and use me?
i'd love to tie you up, elanna
tie you up to a giant rock and throw you over a bridge, that is
>>7722447
stop what
>>7722477
dysphoria is a meme
we are all agp
>>7722478
>doesnt like being called daddy ironically
>>7722470
be my daddy olive
>>7722421
<3
>>7722435
inb4 quid trys to defend herself.
>>7722441
I miss laute, he never plays anymore. We used to chill watching matches together.
I still talk to chuuper on occasion, wasn't friends with nydus though.
Feels bad.
>>7722481
i like this bully anon
>>7722452
You have to show me how good of a little boy you are first.
>>7722419
I like the psychological abuse a lot more than physical. Tho that's bae too.
Different strokes
>>7722445
Y-yeah
I was more thinking daddy putting you on your knees calling you a pathetic faggot because of how much you want his cock. Have him berate you for a while about being a slutty faggot boy.
Then finally after begging for it enough he lets you have his cock and let's out a low growling good boy when your face hits his tummy
>>7722472
no you needa just put on that ego helmet and crash through the walls you've put up yourself like the juggernaut
i'm literally the person that burns hugboxes, i'll call you out if I feel like you need it
>>7722441
I kind of get where you're coming from, Im getting voice surgery next week and its like
well I'll meet social expectations and quit having people look at me in shock if I drop my voice
and then on the other hand, I'll be stuck like this and I don't know how that's going to feel like when thats my life now
>>7722481
You never want to humiliate and kill me anymore bully anon
>>7722471
You are SUCH a dork I swear. I can't believe you're still following me here. Add me on discord and talk to me.
Grace#3178
>>7722477
i told him to reffer to me as a boy till i can pass soo...
>>7722496
You're going to be so happy.
>>7722484
why hate on somebody if they get attracted to dressing up as a girl anyway
why does it make you guys so upset?
>>7722496
no more tears
>>7722395
Try them out with the testers. It depends on your style. Nudes are always good. I like purples, dark burgundy, but mostly nude if chill.
>Been on AAs for months
>Still get boners and horny all the time
I blame threads like this.
>>7722501
dont you already pass?
i thought the 'im ugly :(' posting was just an attentiongrab like every other girl does
>>7722497
i pray every night that when you sleep, a worm crawls in through your nose and starts eating your brain
judging by the way you post, it probably started happening a while ago actually
>>7722510
I've been on AAs and they've been working. I have to stimulate in order for anything to happen.
Cypro a god
>>7722510
i get them sometimes but it's not that bad
>>7722496
>I'll be stuck like this and I don't know how that's going to feel like when thats my life now
boys will cock their heads and wonder what angel is talking and then see you and fall in love and want to put their weewees inside you
>>7722487
>tfw taking care of all of nim's expenses through sexual favors and calling her princess when she's a good girl
jeez is it hot in here
>>7722507
Zheanna can I get a free good and helpful voice tip or something I can do to get closer to good voice?
>>7722502
???
Is it really being manipulated if you know you're being manipulated?
Or is it just consensual?
>>7722498
I'm only here because of someone else
>>7722513
>passing pic is not reality
most people just fish for compliments with angles and lighting
>>7722515
Unless the surgery goes wrong I guess.
>>7722523
idk
but like
i have a really low sense of self worth
so being used kinda makes me feel like im being useful
>>7722524
She told me a little already. Just do it.
>>7722513
no i dont pass that well
pics dont really show it off well tho
>>7722514
AVERAGE
80
IQ
>>7722516
Is it wise to jump from spiro to cypro then?
>>7722527
Dying under general doesn't sound so bad desu.
>>7722514
<3
I wish your worm would crawl insde me tho.
>>7722534
I've only ever been on Cypro, and it's done me no wrong.
if you feel like you're not getting results, try swapping <3
36 hours then I am free
>>7722535
>not wanting a painful, agonizing death
2vanilla4me
>>7722521
o-oh wow
call me a princess olive!
im ugy
>>7722530
>how?
I guess theres just too much T in me.
>>7722535
please don't think like that!
>>7722540
how long
>>7722528
You need help.
>>7722532
you post like hundreds of pictures of yourself
even with angling you still seem to pass regardless
>>7722548
two and a half months lmao
not very long
>>7722541
kill me, be creative.
>>7722546
i've thought like this for years i'll be ok anon.
considering making pasta, thoughts?
>>7722535
General anesthesia is the best, desu.
If I had money like Michael Jackson I'd sleep every night with propofol too
>tfw not dead
>>7722549
no im fine c:
>>7722554
penne, ragu, parmesan
fucking do it faggot
make me some
>>7722479
Nyorou~ This makes Haku happy... I loosen up just slightly more every time it happens.
>>7722494
>///< I-If you think that's best, I'll try. But only if you really believe I don't suck...
>>7722498
Grace, should I do Discord? I downloaded the app, but I dunno if it's any good and I need an opinion.
>>7722530
I get horny boner'd pretty frequently too. My sex drive has always been insane though. I'm still confused about the boner part.
>>7722530
It does work
This guy from the states is coming over here in April but I'm not sure if he's a catfisher not
>>7722554
i also like overloading my food with parmesan
not even kidding
>>7722553
it's been like 2 months spiro and a month on cypro
a-and i still get turned on sometimes
>>7722555
think MJ had dysphoria?
>>7722554
Tacos tho.
>>7722554
>kill me, be creative.
Idek who you are tho, so that seems like wasted effort.
maybe one day !
>>7722533
:3
This is a nice thread.
>>7722560
I own you.
>>7722566
what dosage on cypro tho? i have naturally low T so that might be a thing
>>7722563
you can do it. just break those walls, haku!
>>7722578
C:
yay
>>7722555
Wow, such doubleb dub tris!
Hey, I think I found your lost picture.
>>7722567
Nah, he was just messed up.
>>7722552
i dunno maybe you have a lower standard for passing?
Karoline
>>7722569
shame.
>>7722587
im just gonna go with ragu and i cant believe its not butter...
>>7722565
its the only way to eat pasta desu.
>>7722581
that bitch has bigger quads than me
i bet she squats better than me too
this is not ALLOWED
>>7722529
Who am I finally?
I am the instigator of crime
I am ruin and sorrow
I am shame
I am dishonour
I am death
I am absinthe
Lauren
>>7722581
Lol are you the poster from earlier who wanted to fugg me?
>>7722563
The mobile app is ass but it's great on desktop
>>7722591
Always so edgy.
>>7722579
50mg
i tested it a month ago and it was at 25
im gonna test it again in march after another month on cypro
>>7722522
Sure but I can't give any advice without you posting a clip.
Lauren
>>7722589
that works
dangit now I want pasta
>>7722590
let me tell you the secret of female strength: it's testosterone. don't tell me you don't have it.
>>7722596
iq average is 100
(ofc unless you get the test done by like Mensa then its meaningless)
>>7722596
all of me sucks dick
>>7722591
13 yo edgy teenage boy!
Yay! What did I win?
>>7722559
>Will you fuck me first?
if my cum were poison or fire, i'd probably consider it
seeing as how it's just regular old semen, i'm afraid foreplay would mostly be me hitting you in the head with a brick
>>7722594
yes, that's me :)
>>7722569
http://letmegooglethat.com/?q=remilia+trans+girl+league+of+legends+agp
>>7722606
???
this is all american cuisine dont fucking @ me
>>7722591
Let me be mad, mad with the madness of absinthe
The wildest, most luxurious madness in the world
>tfw no Totinos pizza rolls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4kpVO56OBU
>>7722616
i told you to make me some
maybe i can eat if you do
do ittttttt
don't be a faggot
>>7722612
>tfw you can only squat 25 lbs more than your body weight
Wow I've gotten fucking weak since I quit diving.
>>7722612
yeah im cutting it down if it's lower
what should i be aiming for t-wise?
>>7722606
>you will never cook a tasty meal for mercury
oh btw
I ran into dentistboy this morning
like literally ran into him with my shopping cart at the grocery store
we both said hello very awkwardly and then left
does this mean we're dating now
>>7722610
It's 14 actually grumble grumble.
>>7722626
I forget what my endo said exactly but he's happy with where it is rn, sorry I didn't write it down nimmy!
Lauren
>Guatemala Avg. IQ: 79
>Borderline intellectual functioning is diagnosed by IQ test scores that are between 71 and 84
>>7722614
I dont really google new people here because I dont care enough.
and Id never have googled moba related stuff either so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>7722592
domination good, rape bad
sorry faye :(
>tfw comfortable with the work I'm doing to eventually pass
>tfw still want to die
How fix
>>7722611
>i'm afraid foreplay would mostly be me hitting you in the head with a brick
so, ordinary heterosexual love
>>7722635
oh that's okay :(
>>7722645
yeah same Soph, I didn't know she was famous until 10 minutes ago or someting
in other news eating disorders fucking suck
why the fuck is my stomach linked to my emotions
>>7722649
<3
so what do i when i go to the doctor about my chest pain and he sees that i have tits
>>7722647
euthanasia
If bully polished his grammar and put in a little more creative effort he could be the next CNT
>>7722655
>eating too much chicken trying to get natty gains BREH
>>7722594
i have consulted the xfiles and according to them you are based in some extra extra remote country :(. that's bad news.
>>7722640
savage
>>7722655
"i'm taking hormones because I'm transgender."
>tfw someone's property
C:
>>7722652
eat a ramen
>>7722646
It's okay Im a man I can't be raped
cept that one time
>>7722645
it was more a punch line for a joke then trying to be rude >.<
>>7722652
Your stomach is probably doing knots because your stomach is too acidic. Eat something.
If you want to feel better before you eat, drink milk first - it's a buffer solution, so it'll neutralize your stomach acid.
>>7722579
Okay, thanks. I'll do it for you. <3
>>7722595
Hmm, okay, I'll probably start using it, then. I mostly just want it so I can talk to you girls.
>>7722624
Why do so many people hate commies in these threads?
>>7722647
You kind of don't. You just have bad days and not so bad days. Basically, adopt a philosophy that makes suffering noble or irrelevant and reeeeally digest it.
>>7722652
heh i flipp between over eating and starving myself
JUST!
>>7722624
>Communist country
Lmao, we're the future of the world faggot, a Libertarian paradise run by a corrupt and inept puppet regime in the name of the Oligarchy where the majority of human beings are denied their basic rights and needs so as to have cheap labor.
We have a university (private) that has PhD programs in objectivism philosophy and a Hayek auditotium and a Mises library.
LMAO, this is the country Trump and the Fascists would kill for. One "president"(military general/christian evangelist minister) was recently tried for genocide.
Country of the future bby, never forget. ;)
The average IQ drops low but ony because of the rural populatio that subsists on $1 daily
>>7722677
It's the best way to reach me these days.
>>7722674
Omg, I sound like an idiot when I reuse words like that
>>7722658
It comes off as less aggressive and more comical if you stylise your posts to have poor grammar though
>>7722639
Lol did you ever try the hot sauce? (Green top)
>>7722672
no worries
>>7722650
ya I mean, I guess its good for her, but it doesnt really phase me.
other question: how likely do you think it is for my bf to let me pour wine over my antipsychotics?
would you recommend doing that?
>>7722685
>that's a viable and logical explanation backed with science
What more do you want from me
Take an antacid if you don't wanna drink milk at least. It'll make you feel better.
>>7722668
scared he'll tell my mom even if i tell him not to
they're church buds
>>7722680
Maybe the IQ is low because of racial genetic inferiority.
>>7722677
>we're the future of the world
>a libertarian paradise
>>7722677
i dont hate commies
theyre just silly
>>7722672
you will find a cute boy with a large penis who is nice to you and will wont rape you unless you ask him to
>met a cute passing trans girl yesterday, we have mutual friends
>she was pretty obviously creeped out by me
I was literally more than a foot taller than her and felt like such a total hon, it was pretty cringe
>>7722699
that sounds racist
>>7722688
CNT was the best trip of all /mtfg/'s history. He should be emulated.
>>7722699
>implying it's impossible to select any race's IQ by the means of population control
>>7722708
*She, derp
>>7722690
i mean yeah, its interesting but it doesn't really mean much to me
now i understand why everyone knew her though, i thought i was retarded or something
>how likely do you think it is for my bf to let me pour wine over my antipsychotics?
probably not likely, since you're not supposed to take psych meds with alchohol, and even drinking while on them in general can be a bit sketch
>would you recommend doing that?
idk
you only live once dude
It's probably not the best thing, but I dont think trying it once or twice will kill you. I dont actually know what will happen though, I've never really done that
>>7722698
he's a doctor, he legally CAN'T
if he does tell your mom, he's violated HIPA and broken the law
you could try and get a new doctor that isn't friends with your mom though
>>7722697
maybe i'll play a game or something
take my mind off things
thank you for the solid advice charlotte :3
>>7722703
kill her
>tfw asexual because of gf
>tfw in your head is a constant montage of lewd that you wish you could do to someone
>>7722699
i'm in love with apustu's eyes.
>tfw no one to go see John Wick 2 or Lego Batman with
>>7722699
Nah, it's chronic malnutrition. Mayas had awesome math abilities and stuff. Average height in 1200-1400 for nobles was 1.83 m, when the Spaniards got done with them and the first anthropologists came, they claimed the maya to be the pygmies of the american continent.
I'm Oligarchy so my IQ is first world.
>>7722528
LMAO SAME IKTF
I can't enjoy sex unless I feel like I'm being used otherwise I feel like a leech and a creep
>>7722720
>Average IQ 80
>>7722721
I'll see John Wick 2 with you.
>>7722718
get a boyfriend
the elton john cover of Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds is good C:
>>7722724
not even sex
just like life
like it makes me feel warm inside
>>7722718
Sounds more like sexually abstinent than asexual.
>autism level
>>7722714
you know, he played me.
I tried to get him to allow me to drink wine occasionaly.
he actually caved, and I got wine, but we already planned to put me on antipsychotics, so he KNEW he can just take that privilege away 2 weeks later
ASDF
I FEEL BETRAYED
>>7722730
kinda looks like a turkey
>>7722722
I was hoping for more mad and less explain desu
>>7722729
Clean your room yet?
>>7722722
how can i play with you if you live in the Andes?
>>7722745
Why would I be mad?
It's like you're unaware of the future of america friend.
>>7722738
antipsychotics are fucked
grace after you're done cleaning your room can you come over and help clean mine?
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>>7722731
sure
but sex too
>>7722735
hi, Lauren Powers
>>7722738
LMAO
he totally played you like a violin lmao. your bf is keikaku is seems hahaha
well gg
just sneak some now while you still can
i mean he didn't betray you cause he's just looking out for your best interests and all, but damn thats funny.
you should just straight ask him "why did you trick me?"
>>7722730
i want a boyfriend
>>7722752
The leftism runs deep, but I hope you're right.
>>7722741
you havent seen pictures from elite dinners?
ive only ever been with girls is it worth it to try being with a guy or nah
>>7722750
Not yet.
>>7722762
Human tastes awful no matter how you cook it.
I'm not an alien I swear.
>>7722766
if you want to sure
I want to go to John wick 2 and be all pumped up and then fuck like crazy and slam the bedpost against the wall for V-Day
but she''s making me go to some cooking class to make:
Burrata and Olive Tapenade Crostini -
Steak Tagliata with Arugula and Fried Capers - Risotto with Pancetta and Shrimp -
Dark Chocolate-Espresso Budino
I feel like a married lesbian couple and its gross
>>7722734
It's okayyyy I mean this is what I deserve
>>7722732
I literally thought
"robin would like this" when I picked it
>>7722730
Im straight tho
Faye/Grace/Ash threesome when??
>>7722768
I've heard it tastes like pork.
>>7722760
>i want a boyfriend
me too
>talk to mom about my chest pains and seeing about getting a brace to fix my ribcage
>"BUT IF YOU GET THAT FIXED YOU'LL LOOK LIKE A GIRL"
oh what a tragedy that'd be..
>>7722770
lesbian bed death
>>7722770
>Im straight tho
straight girl
>>7722771
But Ash has a vagina
>>7722776
What's wrong with your ribcage?
>>7722766
Yeah, definitely.
This place has really good chasers too, honestly, we trannies are really lucky in that respect.
>>7722776
what is the name of this ribcage transplant surgery
>>7721324
Sorry, got carried away doing some chores. As to the home laser stuff I have, I'm using it pretty much on everything that has hair, which for me is a bit on the face, some on the chest and then legs and armpits. I have the Silkn' Flash and Go, myself. I got a store display model that was unused for half off, so with a deal like that, I figured why not? Still cost me around 120 or so though, so the home kits aren't exactly cheap, but you can just do everything instead of focusing on a specific area.
>>7722766
Bang one of your roommates and find out.
>>7722767
Oh well.
>>7722770
Be my gf Faye and we'll do awesome girl on girl bro stuff like that all the time.
>>7722771
that's a lot of boobies
I am not complimenting Grace.
>>7722762
does not look yummy
>>7722760
>i want a boyfriend
i want a big thicc trans woman
>>7722771
faye/beep/zhe will happen if it kills me
but you can have your snuggy nim/grace/ash you don't want to throw a real alpha man in with those two delicate flowers
>>7722771
Dreams that good never come true.
>>7722789
>I am not complimenting Grace.
THANKS ANON
>>7722788
Ugh
I'm seriously gonna do it
just been busy
>>7722770
all of my favourite things...
>>7722768
women apparently taste better than men
>>7722781
>this is correct.
why am I not surprised that Merc has eaten human before
>>7722789
is grace still mega flat?
>>7722728
Are you calling me a dummy? Because I don't need other people to tell me that, senpai. :'(
>>7722800
that looks like it's gonna be sore in the morning
>>7722770
Oooh this actually sounds like a good meal! :3
>>7722800
>vegan
>eating human
Classic vegan hypocrisy.
>>7722786
Neat, thanks. How much does it hurt?
>>7722794
>i want a big thicc trans woman
thats not me rip
I'm a washboard with arms and legs
>>7722793
in that case, who's company do you enjoy more, men or women?
with a girl, lesbian bed death will set in after awhile, so then you dont have to put out. and you're both girls, so you know you'll have plenty in common
men are cool too though,
so idk
you should just flip a coin dude
or find a platonic bff like a straight girl or a gay dude
>>7722807
merc not vegan
>>7722807
at least a human can consent!!
>tfw no one wants to have a threesome with you
>>7722811
A lot would make me dysphoric.
>>7722802
eh little last time I noticed
>>7722807
i'm not a vegan, I'm MOSTLY vegetarian
and its not like i was always vegetarian
>>7722800
>women apparently taste better than men
I'd believe it, but I can't verify
>>7722814
see, you know me anon
>>7722815
:^) "can", yea
they are capable of such :^))
>>7722817
me you and olive
get the condoms and the hitachis
>>7722808
It only hurts for a split moment when it activates and then it's gone. It's like getting shocked a lot basically. Wouldn't quite call it pain, but most certainly is uncomfortable for that moment and then it's gone. Fair warning though, I'm ghost tier pale white and have black hairs, which is optimal for laser, so your results may vary depending on your situation.
>>7722811
and she's a virgin so faye is right she's a tender cinnamon roll
>>7722821
stop discussing her body like she's not here
>>7722821
thats lame
shouldnt they have gone in by now?
tomorrow is my 3 month trannyversary!!
I'm going to celebrate by doing a flip off a rooftop!
We can't all have Faye boobs.
>>7722803
I'm not! :3 I was making fun of Drakeposter for being a retard.
>>7722753
pls elaborate
>>7722760
yes
we havent had that conversation yet, and obviously I am not actually mad about it. I know hes trying to protect me.
but god damn ;_;
>just sneak some now while you still can
I can buy it, but if he doesnt let me drink it it doesnt do anything and I dont exactly have money to spare ;_;
but ya he got me there. I was really confused why he even said yes to that
baka
>>7722817
>tfw emi forgets her buddi
>>7722811
you realize I fuck vaginas exclusively right
spoiler: with my penis
>>7722823
okay ill bring condoms for my magnum dong
>>7722836
OMG REMI ><
>>7722841
ok Dr Mantis Toboggan
>TFW I'll never be a sexual object on mtfg
>>7722833
Have you seen what Cheska's are like now? Jesus christ she'd put us all to shame
>>7722837
I do this too.
>>7722796
>>7722838
why did you have to ruin it
>>7722848
would you actually want giant boobs?
like honestly
>>7722848
I haven't intentionally looked at anything Cheska related since July. But I'm not surprised if thats true.
>>7722809
>I'm a washboard with arms and legs
i know. the real obstacle is not that you aren't thicc, the real obstacle is that you don't like thiccness. thiccness starts in the mind.
you do have a nice butt though.
>>7722854
enough to fill out a bra
>>7722849
I do it ironically
>>7722848
>Tfw cheska Sophie Me 3some never happened.
;-;
>>7722837
same
>>7722841
yeah same
i need magnum XXXXXXL
cause i have a 13" penus
>>7722835
lol even though you're not actually mad, asking him would be funny lol
>I can buy it, but if he doesnt let me drink it it doesnt do anything and I dont exactly have money to spare ;_;
oh @_@
i'll come see you and bring some quality american alchohol, you just have to wait...a while.....
>>7722851
i dont want to give you HPV though
lube is good
lots of lube
lube and spit
>>7722851
i-im fragile
>>7722850
Uh
>>7722854
Yes.
>>7722855
honestly I wanna follow her example and be a NEET and get fat and lose it and fat and lose it until my boobs are big
>>7722859
Rip Sass
>>7722865
Genetics may have also been a factor for her.
I decided to buy a gun to kill myself with my next paycheck. Things are looking up for me.
>>7722857
i mean okay, like
this is my perfect world ideal, but i just dont think its attainable.
my butt probably explains why i'm so flat-chested though
i like being thin anon, i want to look like a fashion model.
ty though, my butt is probably the only good thing about me really
>>7722869
>is Faye trans or cis?
yes
>>7722870
Unless my genetics are direct from my mom, which considering a lot of things they probably are, I SHOULD have good boob genes too.
>>7722869
yes
>>7722837
>>7722859
you only put your penis in vagina in theory
in reality you want a boy to put his penis in your vagina
There was an event in my country about being allowed to show your tits or whatever, some local conflicts and stuff, but here's a compilation of cis breasts and a few might make you feel better about yours.
http://giphy.com/gifs/l3q2HTXddTnWqJNJu
>>7722834
Okay, I thought so but I just wanted to make sure. Sorry, I'm just sensitive right now because I bombed a biology quiz. I felt like I did really great on the one from today, but then the teacher handed back last week's and it killed my happiness...
>>7722874
congrats anon
im proud of u
big ones for emi
big ones for emi!!!
BIG ONES FOR EMI!!!!!!!!!!
>>7722869
>is Faye trans or cis?
intersex
>>7722881
Thanks Boo. I hope you'll miss me
>>7722867
why don't you respond to me anymore :(
>>7722876
This may sound mean but your genetics aren't that of a naturally born female so I wouldnt put too much on that.
Not saying big tiddies arent possible for you though.
I've only been browsing these threads for a few weeks, so forgive me if this sounds like a dumb question, but like...is nim serious? Or is she just an obvious joke character/trip that people are used to?
waking up in girl clothes and seeing a girl in the mirror is a great way to start the day and i've been happy af :D
>>7722891
>>7722888
Who are you anon?
>>7722884
before, Faye said he was a cis man. now i don't know if it's somebody i can chase or not.
>>7722891
I used to wonder the same thing about Faye when I first started coming here.
>>7722879
THESE ARENT MY ANIME TIDDIES
>>7722890
Yea yea I'm well aware of the harsh reality that I'm a tranny and not a cis girl ;;
>>7722891
kill yrself
>>7722874
how about instead of buying a gun, you continue on with your transition
I managed to eat some oatmeal, things are looking up
skyyyyyyyyyy highhhhhhhhhhh
>>7722900
Just uh, drink lots of milk or something.
i keep falling in love with everyone today
like everyone is hella cute and i just want to squish them
>>7722895
how can you not recognise me? i'm the anon that likes you and your body. look at me.
Should I buy the sex toy that will work better, or the sex toy that will look cuter?
>>7722912
how about you buy the gun anyway, because it's always nice to have an "emergency exit", but only kill yourself if you get old and ugly
>>7722908
I used to before I started spiro. I also think I've developed a degree of lactose intolerance.
>>7722906
good girl <3
did you add honey?
>>7722900
that's why they don't look idealized.
>>7722910
it's called estrogen peak.
>>7722916
that's a tough one tbdesu...
middle ground?
>>7722921
you like the shade comic??
>>7722913
beauty is not really subjective...
you're weird.
>>7722916
Unless you cam, buy the one that feels better.
Function over form and all that.
>>7722919
o.o
that's incredibly strange to hear someone else call me
wat
i added vanilla
>>7722917
How about I just use it before cancer kills me
>>7722861
>i'll come see you and bring some quality american alchohol, you just have to wait...a while.....
thatd be SO rad
>>7722898
you can chase her but she will make it hard for you simply because she is confused and feels trapped in a bad relationship with a bad person who she thinks she loves
>>7722912
who are you man?
Why am I on the villain list?
>>7722921
>middle ground?
There isn't really one, prostate toys are usually pretty gross looking. They're either trying to look masculine or they look like turds. I found a cute pink anal vibrator but it's clearly shaped with women in mind. It'd still work though right?
>>7722923
I'm loving it.
I've heard solid complains about the art, and capturing panels by themselves makes some stuff stand out, but everything works too well together.
>>7722858
ye same
I'd rather have small boobs though, but my stupid ribcage needs a decent amount to balance it out :(
>>7722924
sheen is subjectively beautiful
>>7722911
>clingy shit
is this what people call their spouses these days?
>>7722933
Who do you think, dipshit
>>7722906
You've convinced me to eat oatmeal tonight.
>>7722916
Both.
>>7722918
Just uh, do your boob exercises or something.
>>7722934
Because nobody likes you.
>>7722942
don't know man
>>7722899
what was your conclusion young lass
>>7722942
Shut the fuck up
>>7722927
well, i mean, you could
just seems a bit pre-emptive to me
>>7722924
Beauty is super subjective, dummy. Do you think everyone agrees on who is attractive and who isn't? Have you seen couples in the streets?
>>7722947
the love feels so good
but you always go down, that's how cycles work
>>7722924
>beauty is not really subjective...
but that's what i say. am i not weird now?
>>7722948
how is peanut butter quinn and how are you?
<3
anyone wanna tinychat or nah
>>7722921
>that's why they don't look idealized.
Mine are still wideset and weird
>>7722960
sure, same place?
>>7722960
Thats the beginning of a deep hole that doesnt end right there.
>>7722961
there are tons of people who are mean to me
;_;
>>7722918
I want to pumpy wumpy up Gracey Wacey's tummy wummy full of milky wilky until she has the farty warties~
>>7722963
what is dis place
>>7722934
Because I put you on it, that's why.
>>7722929
thanks. i don't like the gifs she posts though. they are so pathetically hetero.
>>7722969
But not many that have known you for 5 years
>>7722970
WJAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKK LMAO
>>7722934
you shouldn't be
personally I think you're an underrated trip
people just gotta look past a thing or two, I think you're alright :]
>>7722961
Let's dance, faggot
This black eye won't be mascara
>>7722960
lets do it
tiny
chat.
com/hermesplace
>>7722962
did you even see the gif?
>>7722983
Only if you kill me after I intentionally lose
>>7722985
I FORGOT THAT ONE OKAY
T-they must be a tranny
They're still bigger than mine!
they probably have stuff to make up for it!
>>7722979
>not wanting to have a tumtum full of milkies
>>7722984
sure.
>>7722984
Thats not the rape dungeon.
>>7722880
Ugh this happens to me too. Try to minimize how outside things affect you by focusing on your positive aspects.
>>7722996
I wonder who I am
>>7722992
I believe the problem was the gay ass faggot language Anon used to say it. I think any reasonable man would want to cum inside Grace, but for fuck's sake, don't sugarcoat the language.
>>7722986
fingers crossed I guess
>>7722989
nah, there were no trannies, well there were but they were together because let's face it even people for equality hates us.
>>7723006
kitties need lots of milkies
>>7723006
>I think any reasonable man would want to cum inside Grace
>>7723012
GIRLS DO NOT HAVE CAT EARS
Can girls play Doom?
>>7722996
it's obviously isla, why aren't you on your way to go save her right now (preferably by galloping across the land on a horse)
>>7723006
I think they were talking about actual milk given the context.
>>7723015
they grow in on hrt
tfw no gf
>>7723016
girls can shoot demons with the best of em you nerd
tactical reload ch-chk-snap budda budda budda budda budda
>>7723015
you still cant stop me
>>7723006
>>7723015
You get the cat ears at a year and a half of hrt
>>7723016
Sure, just in a girly way.
>>7723029
Cat ear transplant as your next surgery?
>>7723015
i love lauren :)
>>7722924
Hmmmm. My mom says I'm cute tho. i just got to lose some pounds.
>>7723016
Yeah I completed that.
>>7723029
what vile creature would ever stop the blossoming of a girl with cat ears
>when you realize you havent drank in 3 hours and you're on spiro
>>7722988
Was this actually hardass anon's reply?
laaaame
I haven't been in a fistfight in ~8 years
come on, can't we roleplay some pregame?
>>7723046
should your trip be read as "fag daddy"?
>>7723046
gogurts4ever
i don't play vidya really but <3 u
>>7723015
You cant take my dream from me!
>>7723028
>>7723033
Ok good.
>>7723047
I'm a trip without a trip on. I would lose a fist fight. And role playing isn't my thing.
>>7723039
hugg
>>7723045
RIP grace
>>7723014
What? Is this an incorrect assessment?
>>7723055
Lizzy I...
>>7723045
>when you're put on an iv drip for not drinking enough water
>>7723058
I'm not sure but it makes me feel funny
>>7723057
;_;
>>7723006
>any reasonable man would want to cum inside Grace
tfw nobody would ever want to cum inside you
>>7723055
The veil of anon covers many trips.
Are you cute?
>>7723021
omg ily juni
>>7723034
/mtcg/ - male to catgirl general
>>7723055
huh, i had no idea you'd known drake for that long
>>7723070
Good kinda funny or bad kinda funny?
WHEN THE CATEARS COME IN IM HAVING THEM SURGICALLY REMOVED
NEW THREAD TIME NIGGERS
>>7723073
I am pretty particular about men, but just in an online context I will be super submissive and faggy for you when I visit this general once every 3 months.
>>7723072
Probably not true, there are people that like all types.
>>7723089
I'm leaving them on if they look ok, but I'd rather have nothing than aids cat ears.
>>7723087
good kinda funny
>>7723100
Good. I want to make you feel that kind of funny more often~
>>7723111
A-anon what the heck why
>>7723093
why is it always the cool trips who end up killing themselves
>>7723114
Cuz you're cute and approachable :3
>>7723135
pls chaser-anon