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put it on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxGRhd_iWuE

• Informed consent providers: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
• Makeup for beginners: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels: http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels: http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• this is buddi nim's thread
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
•no politics
>>7720195
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nimmy thread
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nimmy thread
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Politics time is over.

We will now talk about how to deal with crippling loneliness.
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>>7721123
sorry
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>>7721122
If you didn't wanna talk about politics, you shouldn't mention it, because now I wanna talk about politics.

Anyway, you don't deal with crippling loneliness. You hug a soft plush buddi and curl up in your single person bed and cry until it passes.
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nimmy thread
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>>7721122
>We will now talk about how to deal with crippling loneliness.

LSD
DMT
MDMA
Cannabis
Alcohol
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>>7721129
>>7721128
delete these
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>>7721122
Literally get a puppy. it'll love you unconditionally, you will feel responsible for this creature and it will give your life meaning and daily walks will help you excercise and stuff
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>>7721135
I like you.
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>>7721138
pupp
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>>7721138
One of the first things I want to do if I manage to stay here in London is try to live in a place where I can have a pet, either a puppy or a kitty.
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>>7721139
i like haku
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>tfw the freaks wanna take me home to see if the rumors are true
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>>7721135
>finally have enough money to buy some stuff
>can't get anything else than alcohol and weed
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Mollydog chewing on a bone :3
>>7721142
Yes! This is a good idea
>>7721141
Pupp!
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>>7721143
Piggy! <3 I really want a cuddly piggy...

>>7721145
How freaky are they?
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i wish sirona were alive to see this

also
>florida man
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>tfw biting my lip and blushing in public while thinking about kinky stuff with Frangi
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>>7721153
sirona is alive
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>>7721135
tbH, my dysphoria has been so less since my MDMA experience 2 weeks ago. I mean sure I've still gotten dysphoric but seeing myself without my personal biases and filled with happiness was a profound experience.

I've done my best to latch onto that feeling and try to remember it when I start to feel dysphoria.

Dysphoria to me is always like a downwards spiral. One little thing starts it and I just beat myself up while it grows and grows. I've managed to hold the flood gates for awhile.
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>>7721153
You called?
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>>7721165
:3 I <3 u
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>>7721153
>>7721165
>>7721158
hmmm the train usually wins the
train vs. human fight
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>>7721150
Alpha Bay...

>>7721161
Some of my first positive experiences seeing myself as a tranny were on MDMA. It made me look more closely at the cute aspects of my body rather than play up the things I didn't like. It sorta kept things in perspective, and even made me brave enough to start wearing the clothes I liked and acting how I wanted to act without going into full anxiety mode and cold shouldering everyone.
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>>7721161
cute voice tho
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>>7721175
Hello Sass, was I needed?

If not, I need to go back to wondering why there are
"Mens leggings"
"Mens Thigh high socks"
and
"Mens Cargo skirt"
available on ebay.

>>7721181
Actually, I was in Morocco. They have one train and I was nowhere near it.

The muslims didn't get me either, they were too busy wondering if they were gay everytime I spoke.
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>>7721165
IMPOSTERS OUT
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>>7721186
>>7721150
be careful telling people to use DNMs

you have to be knowledgeable of bitcoin and crypto if you're going to do it safely
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jimmy thread
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>>7721181
What about hon vs. train?
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>>7721150
>anon's weed dealer doesn't have cocaine
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>>7721193
It's been like one month w/o Sassy snacks
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i hate being a pretty man : /
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>>7721194
>IMPOSTER
Thankfully anon, those days are behind us.

No, I'm just taking a break from 4chan until I get back on mones, or otherwise progress with transition.

Have an old pic of when I was going through my emo phase:
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What was your favorite kiss like?
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>>7721205
i hate being an ugly man :/
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>>7721165
I have a snek picture for you :3
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>>7721208
probably telling my girlfriend in high school i was nervous about kissing and she just pushed me up against a wall and forced her tongue down my throat
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>>7721203
have a snax

>>7721210

Saaved!
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>>7721189
rlly, you think?

>>7721186
Same. I saw myself as a female on mdma and I try to remember that everytime I start to feel down
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https://youtu.be/BR66r8fVCX8
I love city pop
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>>7721208
>>7721212
i mean..mouth..
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>>7721208
>What was your favorite kiss like?
get out
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>>7721212
g-gotta fix that!
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>>7721213
Everything is alright with the world now.
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I got a job at walgreens after 4 months of job searching
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>>7721208
I was trying to run out into the woods to hide, he held me down against the door and started kissing me to keep me inside. I kept fighting him to get away and run, but he overpowered me.
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>>7721226
can you gimme some pills
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>>7721195
Yeah, it's certainly not entry-level, but the steps are relatively easy, provided you have a decent smart phone with bitWallet. Otherwise it takes a hair longer, but if anon masters it, it's pretty damn amazing, as far as selection goes.

>>7721217
That's good! Keep your chin up and remember you can work it well enough.

>>7721208
First kisses are always great, and the first kiss I had with my bf was wonderful because we just went for it and it was like some gate of awkwardness was broken through.
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>>7721228
>I was trying to run out into the woods to hide, he held me down against the door and started kissing me to keep me inside. I kept fighting him to get away and run, but he overpowered me.
Not sure if this is hot or creepy
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>>7721208
I've only had one and I don't remember it at all.
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>>7721208
last night when boy I love finished cooking dinner with me and held me against the wall telling me how much I mean to him and kissing me.

:s

then like 3 hours later he said we cant date rn cause he doesn't want to look gay to all his friends.

:(
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The LGBTQ COMMUNITY IS AIDS
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Why do threads die, mommy?
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So is this the new wikihow article on completely going through the trans process? cause if so, cool
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>>7721237
lmao
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Right, well, if it's all well and good, I'm going to sink back into the ether for a few weeks... hell, it might be months before I get back on mones at this point...


>>7721238
Congrats, you're infected.
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>>7721237
that's so unbelievably shitty im sorry
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>>7721231
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>>7721242
your shitposting sassassinates them, you dumb sassquatch
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are snails cute
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>>7721208
Kissing my best friend while we were hiding under my bunk bed.

>>7721237
What a dick.
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>>7721251
but im a girl
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>>7721257
same
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>>7721253
throw salt on snail?
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>>7721261
no
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i hate leaving to go to work. theres so much anxiety..another week i dont pass..why cant i just work in my room all day so i dont have to face the world..
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The LGBT community is aids and should be abaulished
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>>7721237
WTF!? Are you ok?
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>>7721258
i was lying im not really a girl

how do i be one
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>>7721253
are conches cute
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>>7721237
that's not right z!!!!
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>>7721265
As long as they don't abaulish schools because you're in need of one
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>>7721234
I have a fatal attraction to dangerous men.
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>>7721237
social pressures can be hard,but if he did really care about you as much as you seem to care about him then he wouldn't care what people think.Now that doesn't mean dump him but talk it through,explain how this makes you feel
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>>7721262
saltt ren
or hugg ren?
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REMINDER TO TAKE YOUR MULTI-VITAMIN, VITAMIN D, BIOTIN, B-12 AND OMEGA-3 SUPPLEMENTS LIKE GOOD GIRLS
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>>7721279
>mfw I dont take multivitamins and dont go outside and dont go to the doctor and just hope i dont die
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>>7721253
Snails are fucking adorable. So innocent and squishy.

>>7721237
Fuck that guy. You don't deserve to be treated like that.

>>7721263
Learn to be a programmer.

>>7721265
>abaulished
>abaul
>aul
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>>7721278
hugg
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>>7721265
just mtfg desu
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Are Maeves cute? (yes)
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>>7721279
i'll give you my vitamin D

as long as i get administer it anally
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>>7721246
not really that funny.
he will be mine eventually
I'm not giving up so easily!
We are moving together soon, away from all the people we grew up with.

>>7721250
:\
thanks, yeah...
hes my best friend and his friends know me from HS and are very homphobic/transhating/racist

>>7721256
yes he does have quite a dick

>>7721267
I mean, yeah... I'm laying in his bed right now. We arent gonna stop seeing eachother but thats why he wont make it public. There are other reasons too but that was the main. Hes also worried bout losing me as a friend cause we've been bffs for 10+ years. All the girls hes dated he isnt friends with now so he is afraid of that. Plus we have businesses together etc

idk

>>7721272
yeaaaa

>>7721277
Gonna talk to him about it tonight. We are going out on a date. read above for more context

>>7721286
yea I guess, idk.
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>>7721279
why biotin and omega-3?
Don't say 'look it up'
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>>7721237
that's awful, why would anyone do that :c
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>>7721244
>Sassquatch
Omg I love you anon!
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>>7721296
>not really that funny.
It's a shitty situation for sure, but I still can't help but laugh at
>doesn't want to look gay to all his friends.
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>>7721296
hi zhe
so sorry to hear about what happened
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>>7721279
I take one a day men's because my mom bought me a huge bottle and I don't want to be wasteful
cypro seems to be winning the battle between the two of them by a pretty wide margin
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>>7721122
>We will now talk about how to deal with crippling loneliness.
I honestly have no idea, I kind of just limp on from day to day.

>>7721135
>LSD
I don't think my mental state could handle acid any time soon. I might try it again when I'm done with transition.
>DMT
I've always been curious about DMT but I don't know if I'd have the courage to try it.
Tool just because >.>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaqJ4SKdRL0
>MDMA
I want to try MDMA again but I need to find a cuddle buddy. I've only ever done it alone and I feel like I missed a lot of the experience :/
>Cannabis
I bought weed on Sunday for the first time in like 6 months. It was pretty great at first and I could really see what hrt is doing to my face but since then it just makes me super dysphoric and miserable as I contemplate my current life.
>Alcohol
Alcohol works wonders for me but I have drinking alone.

>>7721161
>Dysphoria to me is always like a downwards spiral. One little thing starts it and I just beat myself up while it grows and grows. I've managed to hold the flood gates for awhile.
Yes :(
This is how it is for me too.

>>7721208
>What was your favorite kiss like?
It was pretty amazing. The car was completely fogged up and we were kissing so long my lips were super tingly.
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>Mom: Hey, I moved your car and saw you had a ton of trash in it, make sure you throw it out later.
>Cardboard box sitting on the dash, with a McDonald's bag placed deliberately on top of "Lovehoney the sexual satisfaction store" box in it.

Ohgodohgodohgod whyyyyyyy
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>>7721297
biotin for hair+nail thickness
omega-3 for heart health? not sure about that one
you can always look it up
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Anyone here have experience with home laser hair removal kits? I got one awhile back and have been using it for about 2 months or so. Really starting to notice a difference, which feels pretty great.
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>>7721297
biotin is good for your skin, hair and nails

i actually have 10mg of lutein in my biotin capsule as well which is supposed to be good for skin elasticity

5000mcg should help make your hair all nice and soft along with conditioning and drying it with an old t-shirt instead of a towel

omega-3 oil gives you your "good cholesterol" that our modern diets don't really give to us anymore, you can get it in fish oil or flax seed

there are some studies that flax seed might be better because fish oil may lead to some risk of cancer
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>>7721314
Omega 3 is because cypro reduces your intake of it or something like hat, I think.
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>>7721315
wondering about this too
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why am i so great
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>>7721186
>>7721195
I'm won't do that. I'm not into buying stuff from the darknet. I know some people but we are kinda low on any good drugs here.
>>7721201
he can get some tho. I needed like two months to convince him to get me some.
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>>7721313
Beautiful. One of various reasons I moved out as soon as I could.

>>7721315
Tf, you can buy a kit?!
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>>7721315
Are you using it on your face or where? What model?
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>>7721321
you consume the life force of non passing trannies
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>>7721306
yeah.. I mean we are still seeing each other and stuff (i'm laying in his bed rn).

but I guess we aren't gonna be official anytime soon.

>>7721298
Yeah :\

I don't know. His list of reasons was long. He said he loves me and wants to be with me but now is not the time.

1. Isn't ready to come out
2. Feeling like he may want a child (new thing for him)
3. Afraid of losing me as a best friend (since hes no longer friends with any of his x's)
4. We have businesses and music projects together
5. Distance currently
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>>7721253
Thank you for using my pic :3
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>>7721311
i take that too, i think they just add in a vitamin to keep you get awake in the morning and some stuff that might help with deficiencies that are common to men

i don't think it would negatively impact transition progress

>>7721319
cypro can lead to a b12 deficiency
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>>7721328
this makes me really sad
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>>7721327
Chara is a nonpassing tranny.
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>>7721328
that's really awful :c

hugg
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>>7721288
hugg

>>7721316
I remember biotin making my pee smell weird.
Flax seed is packed with phytoestrogens, too
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>>7721339
yeah biotin makes your pee yellow lol
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can someone get me supplements
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>>7721337
Moap is such a sniper
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>>7721328
I hope he comes to his senses soon enough and realizes most of that stuff doesn't matter as long as you're happy together. Have a picture of a sleepy kitty to make you feel better.
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>>7721337
I pass better than you.
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>>7721297
oh omega-3 helps you lose weight too
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>>7721339
Phytoestrogens aren't necessarily good if you're on HRT, they compete for the same receptors but are less potent than estradiol.
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wait who has me as a mommy wtf
>>7721087
<3
>>7721084
np emi
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>>7721346
Dawh ty~

>>7721350
You mean that girl you were pretending to be passed better than me?
Even that's debatable.
You're a shut in hon, the cats out of the bag.
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>>7721161
MDMA was my first good trans experience
>>7721208
I went to a rave and did mdma and kissed a girl for hours and it was bae
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>my dad calls
>he says that i have to get my stuff from my moms and clean my old room tomorrow

well thats bloody inconvenient
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>>7721349
LILY
hi
>>7721362
> <3
*blushes*
uwu
>>7721350
hi charchar
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>>7721366
>even cis girls don't pass better than me
how narcissistic can one person be
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>>7721161
Now I'm even more keen on trying mdma desu

>>7721366
Speaking of which, anyone has actual pics of chara?

>>7721375
hi pupper : )
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>>7721296
Uuuuuh shit Zhe. Thid sounds really tough ;-;
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does anyone have first-hand experience from taking herbs on hrt? not just info they've read?

I thought I remember juniper saying she noticed some extra breast growth taking pueraria mirifica
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>>7721378
Hey Bird, why would you defend others girl but not me? Thats super fucked up, I was your biggest supporter and advocate and you threw me to the wind for a shut in hon who tricked you into thinking she was passable and wanted your dick.

Like seriously how are we any different? You wont be part of my harem but you're fine submitting to some neet who begs and cybers half the thread for pennies?
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>>7721382
Hi :3
>Speaking of which, anyone has actual pics of chara?

I seen a pic of her once
she passes okay
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>>7721349
>>7721338
>>7721335
thanks faM, yeah... It's really bitter sweet. He said he agrees we would be together and that I challenge him, he challenges me, we both make eachother better people, etc.

I'm not gonna give up. I want him to see that in this rat race of 7+ billion people, the fact we have found each other through such bizarre odds and care for each so strongly, that's worth trying for.
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>>7721385
just don't bother
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>>7721382
I have, she is very smol and cute
>>7721388
oh ok
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>>7721382
No, but we can at the very least know she's probably a lot less attractive than the girl she was pretending to be. Why would you pretend to be some one who was less attractive than you?
Why would you need to pretend to pass if it wasn't so?
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>>7721375
^_^
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>>7721392
we would be good*
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>>7721393
reeeee not my question!!
people always say they don't work and tell me any changes I thought I noticed were in my head
it really gets irritating at some point that people have such strong opinions without really knowing about them
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I have crippling depression lmao
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>>7721362
isla is my mommy
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>>7721394
Like no seriously, youll come to the defense of other girls, but when it was me you were just like, "yeah, fuck Moap."
Whats the deal?
Thats not how you treat a friend.
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>>7721366
It does not take much to look better than you.

>>7721375
hi Caroline

>>7721382
birdy has

>>7721388
lol you're still mad about this thats so fucking hilarious. Your autistic obsession is kinda cute in a way.

>>7721395
are you this fucking stupid
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>>7721394
>smol and cute
I wish I was small and cute but I am just a joke
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I swear to god the LGBT community is aids
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>>7721405
How r u
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>>7721405
chara am i uglee
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>yet another episode of everyone giving the chaser all the attention he wants
It's getting to the point where I don't think birdy's as dumb as he acts.
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>>7721358
Wort consideration, but my reading suggests most of us are not saturating our receptors.
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>>7721412
Pretty good, i just woke up.

>>7721414
Not at all, but i've also only seen that 1 picture.
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all the chasers see me as a man because thats what I am
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>>7721403
uwu
>>7721394
you havent actually seen chara
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>>7721423
he has
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>>7721420
BTW sorry for sperging out on your server the other day
>>
>>7721404
oh
>>7721406
stop
>>7721418
oh ok, moap 2.0
>>7721423
I have though
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>>7721419
Interesting, something I've not considered. If that's the case then they would probably be beneficial.
>>
Is it okay to be an arsonist, murderer and bank robber if I'm a girl? Asking for a friend.
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>>7721420
i dun look like a girl in that tho
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>>7721406
iktf sheen :(
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>>7721429
squak
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>>7721394
>tfw you've never seen what chara actually looks like
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>>7721429
>>7721427
he really hasnt.
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>>7721367
>I went to a rave and did mdma and kissed a girl for hours and it was bae
Senpai.

>>7721368
So your parents are rudes?

>>7721392
If you really like the guy, I hope the best for you two, but damn girl. Just, like, maintain and stuff.

>>7721402
Me too! It's been my constant companion ever since I was a little kid. *hugs*

>>7721418
I stopped paying attention to Birdy some time ago. I don't actually remember why...

>>7721431
Yeah, just be kawaii while you do it.
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>>7721405
Take you a while to come up with that zinger?
And yeah Ill never stop being mad about it, I cared about Birdie, and for some reason Ill never understand he sided with some shut in neet who acts like a straight up man over me. I thought it was because I had tons of other guys swooning over me and he was mad he wasn't special, but clearly he doesn't care that you cyber anyone who will give you a quarter. Also its pretty hysterical to have my appearance attacked by some beggar whose too scared to even show her face.
>>
>>7721431
You'd still go to prison if that's what you're asking.
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>>7721431
just wear skimpy sexy clothes and people will defend you
>>
>>7721429
>I know it's bait
>don't care
Please, moap is a stoner obsessed with old timey gender roles.
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>tfw you can get away with being the most horrible person imaginable in /mtfg/ if you're pretty
I'm going to do my best to become as pretty as possible so I can treat all of you like shit.
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>>7721378
>>7721394
>>7721429
fuck off

>>7721382
mdma is super cool when there's low drama.
I am glad I tried it a few times
>>
>>7721434
nim
>>7721435
too bad
>>7721436
except I really have though, isla
>>7721445
and you're just as insane and narcissistic as her despite being thoroughly unattractive
>>
>>7721437
I moved out of my mom's
But like
I have 1 day notice + was called at almost 10 pm at night
>>
>right nip feels a lil sore
it's happening
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aa2y0ms8GTY
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>>7721450
birdbrain
>>
>>7721450
she wouldnt actually show you lmao
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>>7721441
bullshit
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>>7721392
I hope things work out for you two from the bottom of my heart

>>7721405
Idk if birdy is too reliable of a source. For all I know you might have been birdy all along as well. Hell, for all I know you're both Hips trying to catfish people.

>>7721447
I just wanna have a good time and experience things. I don't have any big problems outside the occasional dysphoria.
>>
>>7721437
>If you really like the guy, I hope the best for you two, but damn girl. Just, like, maintain and stuff.

I mean, I'm gonna maintain and be fine regardless of what happens. We aren't gonna stop seeing eachother. He's been my best friend for 10+ years... We are so intensely tangled in each others lives.

and yes, I love him.
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>>7721432
Even so.

>>7721436
tfw birdy gets the timestamp live pic
>still not me xd

>>7721440
Are you mad i make more money than you now, too?

>>7721460
People know what i sound like, so that's pretty dumb of you to say.
>>
>>7721463
you could just ask someone to ge ta timestamp lol
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>>7721429
>stop
its the truth though I am a disgusting freak
>>
>>7721446
That is... literally how being a girl works in general.

>>7721453
Wow, bummer. Hope it isn't too difficult to get your stuff. That's a bit of a day's job if there's a lot.

>>7721461
Well, then I'm happy that you're going for someone you love. If you guys are that cool, I'm sure he'll come around.
>>
>>7721463
but i wanna look like one
>>
>>7721463
chara buy me a new graphics card pls <3
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>>7721464
Can i do that through a app like kik that uses a live camera system

>>7721467
you will in-time.
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>>7721463
Changing your voice is a pretty pleb-tier catfishing technique desu. I've ran into way weirder shit people do to gain other peoples trust and/or to appear as multiple people online.
>>
are you my mommi
>>
>>7721471
a year :sob:
>>
>>7721471
It actually can be done, ive done it before
>>
>>7721455
nimmy
>>7721456
except she has because she's mine
>>7721460
wtf
>>
>>7721477
>>7721471
ive seen it done*
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>>7721430
I looked at a lot of blood tests and compared oestradiol dosages. Estrofem 2mg seems to be the most popular, and there are actionable changes in blood levels up to 6mg/day. Considering almost nobody takes that much, phytoestrogens, pueraria mirifica, similar are probably okay.
>>
>>7721478
birdy why is my cat on my tum
>>
>>7721478
ok i see
good luck bird
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>>7721450
Baaaaaaaaaait
Kill yourself, faggot.
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>>7721469
Do you want my old one, i just bought this.

>>7721474
I mean, yeah i could do it i guess.
But i don't think anyone will agree with you on that point lol.

>>7721476
You can do it!

>>7721477
>>7721479
Ye same actually.
l m a o
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>>7721480
6mg seems to be what a lot of people take here tho
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>>7721466
Not much I need I guess but I'll need to call my social worker - desu I'm worried about my safety if I go there alone

I mean, she's already spreading BS about what happened

She is kinda narcassistic
(I mean that in the personality disorder way)
>>7721488
Yeee
>>
>>7721489
You start lower, then go higher.
>>
>>7721480
My prescription is 8mg orally, currently taking 4mg SL though
>>
>>7721488
it can happen
>>
>>7721479
show me fake pics on kik mommy
>>
>>7721463
what do you do chara
>>
>>7721489
Well /mtfg/ parties hard, then. Lots of 2mg/day and 4mg/day in the data.
>>
>>7721463
>Flaunting money
How seductive and manly
Are you gonna swoon me with your sick car and then assert your dominance over another man to seal the deal?
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>>7721488
Judging by how hard people swallowed the uguu face bait here I dont know how trustworthy of an opinion the general consensus here is lol. Good on you for getting away with it for so long tho
>>
>>7721497
i dont have kik installed anymore
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>>7721493
im on 4mg right now, but my last test had my levels at 900+ mg/dl for estradiol

im a dummy and took my estrofem before taking the test

im gonna retake it in march and then up to 6mg if it comes out low

do you know what the target doses should be?
>>
CharaxMoap is soo hot omg
>>
>>7721480
6mg isn't uncommon, I'm on that much... 4mg or 6mg seem to be the most common dosages around here at least.
>>
>>7721505
oh

i never had kik installed in the first place

makes you think
>>
>>7721498
She cybers people and then begs them for money, probably whilst sending them pics of a cisgirl shes pretending to be.
All the pics of the money she gets are undoubtedly fake though, its Chara, she's totally full of shit.
>>
>>7721481
tummi comfy
>>7721486
oh thanks
>>7721487
>finding you unattractive both physically and in personality is bait and makes me a faggot
I thought I was a chaser :thingken:
>>
only nim is allowed to post below this line
________________________________
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>>7721511
>>7721511
does it
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>tfw worsening chest pain, trouble breathing and a feel like there's something in your chest cavity
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>>7721520
emi pls go to doctor
>>
>>7721514
>>7721517
wtf isla
>>
>>7721494
Waste of money for most people. 8mg/day will hurt your wallet more than your body, though.
>>
I wish /mtfg/ drama was more exciting. When is somebody here going to be turn out a murderer? Who is the most likely to be one?
>>
reminder that taking too much estrogen is detrimental to feminizination

taking less estrogen is better than taking more
I kinda cringe when I read so many people saying they're taking 6 mg a day, an endo will usually not prescribe that much, its almost only self-medders
>>
>>7721520
Omg get a pole stuck through you already
>>
>>7721512
So I guess I missed it, is the current theory that Chara is cis or trans, male or female?
>>
>>7721513
Honestly its about time an actual man told that ghoul what's up. Gj Birdie.
>>
>>7721513
>calling me ugly
No, if you were straight, you'd be attracted to me like all the other guys I make cum. You're just a lowly faggot looking for unpassing transgirls to prey on. Suck my dick.
>>
>>7721520
r i p
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>>7721523
sory
>>
>>7721535
it's okay

just don't do it again

or ill go APESHIT
>>
>>7721525
Chara is a sociopath so probably her i guess

but in terms of who seems most murderer-y i would say CNT (SHE WEARS TRANNY SKIN SHE TOOK FROM PEOPLE)
>>
>>7721532
I am straight, and I'm telling you I find you unattractive, so who are the real faggots in this situation.
>>
>>7721527
no it's scary
>>
>>7721528
chara is trans, mtf, like the rest of us, likely unpassable, from her personality its doubtful she's even on hormones, she acts 100% masc
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>>7721536
ok i wont
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>>7721492
It's a gtx780 if you want it

>>7721496
doesn't matter either way.

>>7721498
stuff

>>7721501
Anything i want little one.
I'm not self conscious like you.

>>7721502
it was fun to fuck with quid

>>7721506
I'm on 6mg atm, and my levels were 140 E
and 0.2 T

>>7721507
lol

>>7721512
You have no idea what i do lol.

>>7721513
:thingken:

>>7721528
im a tranny yo

>>7721532
you don't have sex though charlotte.
let alone with boys.
>>
>>7721543
No, Chara passes.
She looks completely different from the ones she used to catfish people but she does pass.
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>>7721507
I can't help it, I have a thing for manly men. Especially if they have money.
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>>7721543
and likes to rp as a young girl
very tranny-like thing to do
>>
>>7721509
The higher average could be because lots of people here are self-medding? Doctors are softies because of liabilities. The majority of tgirls are on 2-4, or I might have gotten a weak sample.
>>
>tfw naturally masc personality
>>
>>7721460
>Hell, for all I know you're both Hips trying to catfish people.
not likely unless chara sues everyone who talks to her
>>
>>7721547
gimme, i'm a greedy fuck
>>
>>7721539
do you find me attractive birdy

>>7721540
do it or you'll literally die
The hole in your chest will collapse in onitself and create a black hole, engulfing the world in a never-ending pull into nothingness
>>
>>7721537
>tfw continually make casual jokes about murder
>have anger issues due to either PTSD or BPD.
I could be a murderer if I wasn't actually super averse to physical violence. Anger issues aren't actually very fun anyway, when the whole thing subsides you end up feeling empty and drained and shaky. Anyway I wonder if there's any articles that explain how much force you need to shatter a human skull.
>>7721543
I'm on hormones and I don't feel my personality has changed at all.
>>
>>7721555
>
>>
>>7721547
oh well
have fun~
>>
>>7721547
i had 25 for T but i had only been on cypro for 3 weeks at that point
>>
>>7721549
Prove it.
(You can't)
>>
>>7721545
okay one pat then
>>
>>7721555
yeah same haha! ^^ <3333333
>>
>>7721547
babee
>>7721559
I forget what you look like
>>
>>7721569
i mean
i don't save peoples pics so...
>>
>>7721555
>tfw no personality whatsoever.
>>
>>7721525
Mado was a wild one, had potential for violence.
>>
>>7721556
Come on that would be too obvious. You have to make all of the personalities distinguished.
>>
>>7721559
>or you'll literally die
:D
>>
>>7721555
>tfw dead personality
>>
I'm still sad I'm not allowed to cam for $$
>>
>>7721560
>I'm on hormones and I don't feel my personality has changed at all.
how long have you been on them?
I wouldn't call it a personality change necessarily, just bringing out different aspects of your personality...and making it easier to cry
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>>7721558
ok give me your address

>>7721568
im not sure what is standard but, my endo got the estrogen up first, then stabilized the T levels

>>7721567
ok

>>7721575
<3

>>7721576
tfw caroline is a good girl
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>>7721575
like this
>>
>>7721572
at
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>>7721578
Mado was nice
>>
>>7721586
is fun
>>
>>7721583
Only two months. Crying is definitely easier though you're right. I'm debating on whether hormones have made me a bit more emotionally stable or if I'm simply in one of those good months I have occasionally in between emotional craters.
>>
>>7721555
yo
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>>7721532
>people who don't find me attractive are obviously gay
you crack me up, carrot top
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>tfw permanently unattractive unless spend $20k on facial surgery
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>>7721547
Take me on a drive in your sportscar, buy me jewelry, and then tell me sweet nothings whilst you slip your hand up my leg~
>>
>>7721586
>give me your address
oh
can't i just download it :^)
>tfw caroline is a good girl
^^
>>
>>7721586
ill be able to get an endo in august but until then i have to self-med :(

no spiro tho so that's cool, that stuff made me dizzy
>>
>>7721600
maybe not!!
you don't know unless you've been on HRT for a pretty long time
>>
>>7721591
>t. never lived with Mado
>>
Good lord not that I find myself particularly attractive but this fucking week long sickness has made me look like a ghoul. Even my hair looks as if it had less volume.
>>
>>7721574
Don't mock me

>>7721596
Hi
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>>7721600
>only 20k
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>>7721587
serenade me~
>>
>>7721607
tru
idk
i just kinda like some people a lot (.__. )
>>
>>7721610
lets do this
>>
>>7721579
thats a good point considering hips might be schizo

ask faye
>>
>>7721610
sorry bro i was just kidding here's my real alpha personality
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>>7721593
Chara is for fun.

>>7721602
Then i bring you to my house, and behead you.
Gooooood Feeeeeel.

>>7721603
yeah let me give you a download link :3

>>7721605
I still use sprio, i didn't really have any issues with it.
>>
>>7721586
huhuhuhuhuhuhuh
>>7721587
oh BABY I am gonna fuck you til you can't function
>>
>>7721612
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jSFLZ-MzIhM
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is being transgender a good reason for suicide
>>
is chara actually a sociopath or is that a meme. she doesn't seem particularly worse than some other posters here
>>
>>7721618
is it from here:
http://www.downloadmoreram.com/download.html
>>
>>7721624
Always
>>
>>7721618
is she
>>
>>7721624
according to [[[statistics]]] it's a common one so

yeah?
>>
>>7721618
it made me like get so lightheaded i almost fell over when i stood up

bretty shitty

cypro has worked a lot better

and now nothing comes out when i cummie wummie uwu
>>
>>7721624
nah
>>
>>7721625
sociopathy is a meme itself, since nobody really cares about people they aren't very close to
>>
>>7721615
We gunna tussle?

>>7721617
You aren't as alpha as me
>>
>>7721622
oh kermie! take me!
>>
>>7721463
HOLY GUACAMOLE, CHARA.

pls buy me something.

lmao
>>
>>7721638
ye
address
>>
>>7721638
haha nice one bro

seriously tho that's not fucking funny
>>
>>7721641
she can buy you some guacamole
>>
>>7721633
I get lightheaded sooo much more often now that I've started HRT
it happens when I take a warm shower all the time
and my hangovers have gotten so bad I just don't even want to drink anymore (which I guess is good)

but I'm on cypro, you said this went away for you on cypro?
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>>7721640
bounce on it babe
>>
>>7721618
Oh gosh, and a hatred of women? You really are a mans man! I have a fatal attraction to guys who are dangerous~
Take me, Chara
>>
>>7721625
either sociopath or psychopath
>>
>>7721649
put your hand up my butt and make me talk like a muppet!!
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>>7721619
BOI-BOI

>>7721624
You don't need a reason.

>>7721625
people seem to think i am.

>>7721626
Hey you already got it! Nice~

>>7721629
A chara day, makes the smile stay?

>>7721633
Good! Cuummie wummie~
xwx

>>7721641
Want some guacamole?

>>7721650
>hatred?
Don't self project on me please.
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>>7721641
the screenshot is probs fake, chara always lies
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>>7721637
>sociopathy is a meme itself, since nobody really cares about people they aren't very close to
>>
>>7721651
but whats sociopathic about her. a lot of /mtfg/ posters seem meaner
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>>7720210
>does anyone have that picture saved of 30 or so different hairstyles?
>>
>>7721648
yeah that shower thing would happen to me a lot on spiro

did you switch to cypro recently? it took a few weeks for me to start feeling better
>>
>>7721659
but however could such a thing be faked?
:^)
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>>7721655
i hope you don't mind if I tape it for later
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>>7721656
:P
also that picture is gay
like really gay
>>7721657
om nom nom
>>7721661
she is a sociopath but hides it pretty well
she's a good person though ^^
>>
>>7721656
>.<
no, I don't actually like guacamole.

I don't need anything, chara. Other than your continued friendship. 8)
>>
>>7721672
all these people are me
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tfw rich!!
>>
>>7721667
im also all these people
>>
>>7721662
I wish I was feminine-looking enough to pull off a dyke-y hairstyle
I also love having long hair tho so whatevs
>>
>>7721656
you can smile without chara though !
>>
>>7721677
woah dont post evidence of federal hacking offensives on 4chan
>>
>>7721669
tape it for who

jim henson?
>>
>>7721656
cummies inside
>>
>>7721672
???

is this like a train ticket to dysphoria
>>
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>>7721660
>why yes, i do care about people who aren't my close friends or family
>>
>>7721665
I only ever took cypro! I guess its not the end of the world but I don't like it sometimes
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>>7721677
>bilion
>>
>>7721695
maybe try to see if there's stuff you can take to raise your blood pressure
>>
>>7721644
You can't touch this bro

>>7721642
123 fake stree

>>7721637
You realize that sociopaths don't care about people they're close to either short of fulfilling their needs
>>
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>>7721674
gay is ok

>>7721675
Me either, guacamole tastes yuck.

>>7721677
o r i g i n a l

>>7721681
Yeah but chara smiles, are the best kind.
You always have fun time with a chara around.

>>7721685
is that the hacker known as 4chan?

>>7721688
cummies outside

>>7721692
what are you even trying to say with this
>>
>>7721677
you can hack more money into your account, but you can never hack people's hearts to make them love you
>>
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>>7721704
>>
>>7721686
Well technically I am his intellectual property so he'll need to review it from the grave (it was in the contract)
>>
>>7721703
>what are you even trying to say with this
it only makes sense in the mind of an autist
>>
>>7721700
hmmm I didn't think about that being the cause but I suppose that would probably be it huh
I'll look into it if it keeps happening
>>
>>7721703
cummies all over
>>
>>7721701
um do you even fuck bitches?
>>
>>7721701
it's time
you're ready
no more fake address
>>
>>7721595
yeah in the last month I've probably cried more than in 2-3 years before starting HRT
I'm not more sad though so I don't really care
>>
>>7721703
>guacamole tastes yuck
>>
I'd like to see elanna in a fight with another trip from here

/mtfg/ cagematch tournament when??
>>
>>7721703
almost always
>>
>>7721707
i thought you were owned by the mouse now
>>
>>7721724
I wanna fight elanna's innie with my outie
>>
>>7721724
id pin her in seconds
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>>7721713
Uh yeah I do fuck bitches as a matter of fact

>>7721716
Uhh that's my real address
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i want a bf but i'm also too fucked up to let a guy be a boyfriend to me every time they try
>>
>>7721734
elanna beat me up
>>
>>7721731
Belly button sex?
>>
>>7721738
wrong innie and outie
>>
>>7721734
yeah but have you fucked so many that there's idols in your honor at other college campuses in the continental united states?

i didn't think so

also, ur gey
>>
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>>7721704
fuk u
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>>7721708
shrug

>>7721712
yummies

>>7721721
IT DOES

>>7721724
sounds fun

>>7721729
See "almost always" is better than you can say about most people.
>>
>>7721703
>Guacamole is dropped
</3
Why nerf?
>>
>>7721734
come on I wanna try it
>>
>>7721730
it's complicated
I'm not supposed to talk about it but Jim Henson is actually alive, he's just living underground in a self-sustaining bunker, waiting for the end of society. You should see the sex dungeon.

>>7721724
I did muay thai when I was 16
I'll biff elanna up good
>>
>>7721752
cummies are yummies??????
>>
>>7721752
chara how do you feel about nazbol
>>
>>7721756
did he turn himself into a muppet to live forever like the legends say
>>
>>7721752
true
>>
>>7721752
are you free right now
>>
guacamole
no
avocados are shit
>>
not liking guacamole is dumb desu
>>
>>7721774
what the fuck
>>
>>7721774
Your opinion is wrong.
>>
>>7721774
reee
>>
the only good topping is BBQ sauce and any other topping for another other reason or situation is not right
>>
>>7721774
>trashing on avocados

I thought you were a good girl, Isla.
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>>7721774
r u even human
>>
>>7721785
I like mustard mixed with mayo
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>>7721785
>>
>>7721774
Guacamole is (of course) disgusting, but avocado with nothing but salt is nice.
>>
>>7721793
no that's not right
>>
>>7721793
wtf
>>
>>7721793
birdy what the fuck
>>
>>7721785
topping for what though
>>
>>7721797
>>7721800
>>7721801
IT'S GOOD
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>>7721733
I'd pin you first, I bet you don't even lift

>>7721737
Cmere

>>7721754
Then come to 123 fake Street

>>7721793
Me too
>>
>>7721807
for chicken

just chicken

and only breaded chicken
>>
>>7721780
>>7721782
>>7721789
>>7721792
i am human, but im a texture eater, and the texture of guac / avocado is just
horrible
>>7721796
eh
>>
>>7721661
that's not what sociopath means
>>
>>7721793
>defiling mustard with disgusting white people condiment
what the fucking heck
>>
bbq sauce + ranch is gr8
ketchup + mayo is gr8
hot sauce + bbq sauce is gr8
hot sauce + ranch is gr8

hmmm I'm trying to think of some others...
>>
>>7721810
>nim likes tendies
what a looz r
>>
>>7721820
hot sauce + sour cream
>>
>>7721810
oh right, i thought most people figured this out by the time they were like 12

>chicken
BBQ sauce or teriyaki sauce
>beef
horseradish sauce
>pork
apple sauce or BBQ sauce
>lamb
mint sauce
>turkey
cranberry sauce
>>
>>7721816
do you like honey mustard
>>
>>7721816
mustard is fucking patrician taste
esp spicy mustard
the good stuff
>>
>>7721816
this right here
>>
>>7721724
the reason why I "pass" is because I am so large that I physically intimidate others into maaming me
>>
Old soul here.

In my past life I was transgender. I'm a cis female in this one.

Just relax girls. You got infinite tries
>>
I want an inexperienced trans girl to cuddle up to and kiss all over.
>>
>>7721809
fine I'll try again in a few months

>>7721758
>>7721752
What, please?
>>
>>7721820
Mustard + honey goes with pretty much anything.

Peanut sauce + mayonnaise is good too.
>>
>>7721822
yes also delicious

>>7721834
wtf is peanut sauce
I guess the mustard one could be good depending on the type of mustard, I hadn't heard that one before
>>
>>7721832
>early in transition
barf
>>
>>7721816
Mustard is white people's condiment though.

Mayonnaise is just for super white people.
>>
>>7721831
sweet
thanks for giving me the courage to suicide this body/life off and try anew tomorrow!!
>>
>>7721831
hugg
>>
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>>7721809
THIS IS THE CULMINATION OF ALL THE HOURS OF PUMPING IRON

ALL THE BULKING, ALL THE METICULOUS PLANNING FOR PRECIOUS GAINS

I HAVE ACHIEVED A PEAK MASCULINE BODY
>>
>>7721821
>olive doesn't like tendies
nerd
>>
>>7721845
DYEL
Y
E
L
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>>7721840
does this mean chile is white

chileans are like the third biggest consumers of mayo per capita in the entire world
>>
>>7721845
wow wtf is that really your arm
even in my current state I could beat you down, girl
>>
>>7721845
boys like girls with tiny girl arms
>>
>>7721845
people make fun of me, and you're smaller then me
>>
>>7721850
hugg
>>7721849
hugg
>>7721847
hugg
>>
>>7721845
In all seriousness, you look like nothing but skin and bones
>>
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>>7721858
>>
Lol OMG, how can so many in mtfg have autist palate?
>>
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>>7721850
>tfw the government of chile forces mayonnaise quotas on every man, woman and child each week in order to make their country seem more white
i see you
>>
>>7721859
i am lmao

ive literally just eaten two pieces of toast and two pieces of this cake my mom bought from the supermarket
>>
>>7721837

By "inexperienced" I don't necessarily mean "inexperienced at being trans," but rather "inexperienced at love in general." In other words, someone who's too damn shy to get a boyfriend for herself.
>>
>>7721864
And?
>>
>>7721865
pls
>>
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>>7721860
>state capitalist opportunists
>>
>>7721867
w-what do you mean and
>>
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>hey man how are ya
y-you too
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>>7721809
>>7721845
>tfw
>>
>>7721871
>>>/gulag/
>>
>>7721873
thin is good, dont let elanna bully u
>>
>>7721863
its true. i was exiled from my country into bongland for my failure to show proper respect to mayonnaise.
>>
>>7721875
Amy it will be okay, just cut out the brotein and do cardio
you got this
>>
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>>7721874
you've gotta keep moving in your transition
>>
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Ello y'all
>>
>>7721882
hugg
>>
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>tfw
>>
>>7721882
a wild grace has appeared

/mtfg/ just got 50% cuter
>>
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>>7721874
>hey little lady should be careful walking alone at night
y-you too
>>
>>7721873
you heard the woman

elanna doesn't care, nim
>>
the future is shemale
>>
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>>7721885
desu i kinda like this except the chastity thing
>>
>>7721878
She doesn't look thin, she looks like a light breeze could knock her over ;-;
>>
>>7721886
a wild sheen disappears

/mtfg/ just got 90% cuter
>>
>>7721869

pls what?
>>
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>>7721861
how do you think lmao

>>7721847
>>7721845
you are like a little baby
>>7721840
Mustard is middle eastern/mediterranean as fuck bro
that being said I'm p white
>>7721828

>>7721824
Not really
I like whole mustard and dijon is nice
Don't gimme that yellow shit though
>>
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>>7721880
Stupid delicious tuna
>>
>>7721882
hey gracey
>>
>>7721885
DELETE THIS

O//////////////////////////////////o
>>
Bring back Root desu
>>
>>7721857
>>7721845
Weaklings......

I put a new 305 in a shitty old rusted out 87 gmc Sierra.
>Kid's crazy rich aunt foot the $9000 bill for a new transmission & engine in a rusted out shitbox
>She offered to buy a new car beforehand but the stupid 19 y/o said no, thats too much
>Base model car they sell here BRAND NEW is 8k
Fucking
Money tho
>>
>>7721845
How is this even possible if you're not 11 years old?

>>7721840
Mayo was literally invented by Spaniards.
>>
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>>7721897
>flexing while hiding your bicep
???????
>>
>>7721828
>>7721826
Wtf I congratulated both of you for being cool doodz but my reply got eaten
>>
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>>7721894
are you trying to fatten me up!!?!?

ive been trying to lose weight not gain it
>>
>>7721897
low energy flex

i can tell because your hand isn't tensed baka
>>
>>7721905
are 11 year old usually super buff and muscular?
>>
>>7721897
>Mustard is middle eastern/mediterranean as fuck bro
I don't eat cheap mustard

It's English/French/Dijon or bust for me
>>
>>7721892

>doesn't like chastity
+1 respect to Grace.
>>
I miss Faye
>>
>>7721906
hey you got a problem leathergirl
>>
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tfw can beat up any /mtfg/ poster
>>
>>7721882
Hey Grace.
>>
>>7721892
hope you don't have a breakdown from it.
>>
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>>7721913
What exactly are you trying to lose?

>>7721923
Show me ur guns I wanna know if I can armwrestle u
>>
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>>7721894
she looks about the same as me.......
wind can and does knock me over though so idk
>>7721909
i gotchu bro dw
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>>7721901
>>
>>7721916
I'm not even going to ask if you've gone through puberty.
>>
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>>7721905
>Mayo was literally invented by Spaniards.

>tfw frantically googling "whitest part of spain" and comparing it to hapologroup charts to see whether this checks out
>>
>>7721932
i got a bit of tum even though according to my bmi im underweight :/
>>
>>7721934
what kind of mac do you have
also
>obvious self-harm scars
c'mon dude
>>
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lots of donations but still feel aids what do
>>
>>7721926
SOMEONE FIGHT ME!!
>>
>>7721934
cute noodle arms, maeve
>>
Hey ladies, your queen has arrived~
That was a long ass and uninterrupted sleep, it feels strange. I don't know if I liked it?

>>7721892
Hello mon cherie~
>>
>>7721944
give me the donations charity always makes people feel better :3
>>
>>7721923
fuk u leathergirl
>>
>>7721941
>i got a bit of tum even though according to my bmi im underweight :/
then ur skinny fat
loose the fat and become just skinny come join us >>>/fa/12217208
>>
is being trans cyber-punk
>>
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>>7721935
>>7721934
>>7721932
>>7721926
you are all puny
>>
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>>7721941
That's because:
1. Until recently you were on testosterone
2. You have absolutely no muscle, therefore, you're skinnyfat
If you wanna lose the pudge, start working out instead of starving yourself.

>>7721935
Why is your room so messy ;_;
>>
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>>7721920
Oh?
>>7721928
Hai
>>7721950
Hiya!
>>7721886
Aw, thanks <3
>>7721883
hugg
>>7721899
Hiiii
>>7721959
In a way.
>>
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NtfKfxWs74
>tfw manvoice
>>
whatr u doin right now

im listening to this and considering that existence is only pain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0x77EdoXhw
>>
tsg urself
>>
>>7721944
what did you get donations for?
>>7721961
>Why is your room so messy ;_;
its not my room @_@
this room is messy as fuck though, yes
>>7721960
nice muscles dude
can you do push ups?
>>
>>7721968
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NtfKfxWs74
tooloud.png
>>
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>>7721970
Listening to this and eating sandwich
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8w_Q57RQJc
>>
>>7721961
idk how to get a full workout and get a good diet and stuff

there's too much stuff out there and i get confused

i also don't know how to cook so when im at home by myself i just eat stuff that can be microwaved

and when that runs out(like it has now) i just don't eat until my mom comes home and eat a big dinner
>>
>>7721973
sorry
my computers fans are loud ;;
>>
>tfw go to the mall and try on some cute high rise shorts
>tfw they look bad because penis
>>
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>>7721935
why is your hand all fucked lol

>>7721944
What's wrong? :(
>>
>>7721971
third from the left
>>
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>tfw you're the only Alfa in this thread
it's like no one seriously tried to repress ;~;
>>
>>7721971
second from the left
>>
>>7721979
i put my hand in a shredder yesterday and lost a finger
rip
>>
>>7721968
if i were you, i'd worry less about your voice and more about your pronunciation

it's terrible
>>
>>7721984
>lost a finger
HOLY FUCK
are you okay? D:
>>
>>7721982
>sass posts boobs
>>
>>7721984
>tfw merc won't be able to finger u
¿por qué vivir?
>>
everyone post muscles
>>
>>7721988>>7721991

I was being sarcastic, chara was fucking with me.
there's nothing wrong with my hand lol
>>
What makes a midface long?
I never understood stood this
>>
>>7721984
another suicide attempt?
>>
>>7721989
i'm a boy (female)
>>
>>7721996
well
it's like when
your midface looks long
>>
>>7721987
ik
>>7721995
o-oh
>>
>>7721997
yap, exactly that.
>tfw failed again
pls help me chara
>>
>>7721966

>Oh?
I've never been a fan of the idea of denying one's lover of pleasure. Much better is to give her waves upon waves of uncontrollable pleasure. I don't know if it's possible to give a trans a screaming orgasm, but I'd love to try~
>>
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>>7721982
You're adorable
& Smol
>>
>go to take picture of manly muscles
>realize HRT has given self a skinnyfat bod never seen on me before
>want to die/never eat again
>>
>tfw not a big alpha-male
;-;
>>
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>>7722001
You're my only hope!
>>
>tfw no chastity gf to tease
>>
>>7722004
oh damn
I do not want to fight valq
I take back what I said earlier
>>
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>>7722011
h-hi
>>
>>7721999
But how can one tell.
I researched it and I don't know what is considered a good midface ratio.
>>
>>7721982
your arms look short

>>7721935
these arms look long
>>
>>7722009
but *I* need your help
how can this even work???
>>7722020
i do have long arms, yes.
>>
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>>7722004
Come at me bro

Also arm tier list when
>>
>>7722017
I believe you take the distance from the center of each of your pupils, then compare it to the center of one of your pupils to your mouth
and closer to 1 is closer to female
>>
do i pass
>>
>>7722030
mega hon coming through
go back to susan's
>>
>>7722026
I kinda just doubt thats a picture of you desu
>>
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>>7722026
Put it inside me~
>>
I want someone to fuck my butt until I cum
>>
>>7722037
looks like r2d2 after sheen sat on it
>>
>>7722037
those little self-vacuums are pretty cute actually
I like the little songs our old one used to sing
>>
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>>7722003
weeew
>>
>>7722027
what's the basis for rating
>>
>>7722042
Are you trans or a chaser?
>>
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Apparently this is a 30 year old. HRT some good shit, yo.
>>
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Because everyone else is showing off their arms.
>>
>>7722052
you can't see any bicep there!
>>
>>7722036
lmao
well i mean
idk what you want me to say I'm tall and have long arms and legs so
>>7722037
can you even handle this much arm???? i dont think you can t b h
>>
>>7722052
cutie girlarms :3
>>
>>7722056
There's nothing to see.
>>
>>7722012
>TFW no erotic fighting
>>7722027
Stop taking pictures of twelve year old boys
>>
>>7722052
TRIGGERED
>>
>>7722029
That's what I figured
I measured and I'm about 1.02
>>
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>>7722043
savage

>>7722045
i knowww
i should buy one ;-;

>>7722057
i want your disabled hand inside me daddy~
>>
>>7722064
LOL by what exactly?
>>
>>7722046

Did that get you going just a bit, Grace dear?
>>
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>>7722052
wait a minute, when did joan start posting pics

or tripping, for that matter
>>
>>7722027
Awwwwwe it's so adorable :3
>>
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u know when u watch the matrix revolutions and its just like so bad u cant even halfheartedly pay attention or pretend ur invested in it

anyway should i watch cardcaptor sakura or sailor moon R
>>
>>7722078
>>7722004
SHEEN VS VALQ!!
SHEEN VS VALQ!!
SHEEN VS VALQ!!
>>
>>7722052
also jelly of your hair length wtf
>>
>>7722047
smallest>flabbiest>biggest>muscliest
>>
>hips's new gf sounds and looks almost exactly the same as pookie except she's fabulously rich
Why is this allowed?
>>
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>>7722070
i got alotta arm
and alotta dick
bend over
>>
>>7722083
hey ufufu
>>
>>7722091
hi u didnt answer my question
>>
>>7722087
okay so ill be at the bottom cuz im alpha right
>>
>>7722083
>cardcaptor sakura or sailor moon R
cardcaptors dude
your new hair looks really cute btw
>>
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sigh

Someday it'll all atrophy r-right?
>>
>>7722083
dezionized is good, it makes a good movie from the two mediocre sequels
>>
>>7722088
Nobody cares, hips.
>>
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>>7722083


>>7722090
tfw no merc dom bf
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>>7722093
idk sailor moon is for girls tho ewwww
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>>7722083
OMG rare Ufufu!
Did you get cured of the Ufuflu?
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>>7722079
I started tripping last thread when someone using my name started posting embarrassing things.

As far as pictures go, I've posted before, just never my full face.
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>>7722083
Ufufu, you type like a retard but I've fapped to you more times than I've fapped to any other MTFG trip.

Cardcaptor Sakura
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>>7722102
tfw no chara sub sexdoll
rip rip rip
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>>7722083
how's your stomach?
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>>7722084
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These dangly things are hanging down from the power lines near my place. I've spent enough time with line workers to know that they're probably safe, but is there any chance that they just forgot about them and that if I reach up and grab them, they'll kill me?

>>7722003
Extremely possible. I've had many, and even a few where I almost passed out because the pleasure was so intense.
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>>7722050
trans
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>>7722106
why do you complain, you look fine
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>>7722094
You're to smol to be playing with adults! You should be like playing with dolls and stuff
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>>7722047
idk tier lists are mean inherently

maybe finger tier 5:everyone but merc
finger tier 4 : merc
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>>7722086
Haha, thanks. I actually had four inches taken off just yesterday, it was getting too long to be manageable.
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>>7722083
Why did you cut your hair
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>>7722083
Cardcaptors, no contest.
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>>7722107
>you type like a retard
thats because even though she is cis tier she is still from here
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>>7722106
fair enough, i guess i wasn't really paying attention until now
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>>7722095
thanks !!!!
ccs is pretty great desu
what up

>>7722098
oh i didnt know that was a thing fuck

>>7722102
hey it me!!!

>>7722103
lol

>>7722104
hey also sure? im like asexual now

>>7722107
oh, cool thanks
ccs it is

>>7722109
terrible im bout to go on meds that can give u tardive dyskinesia lol

>>7722120
i didnt like it long

>>7722121
well shit im bout to fuckin rollerblade up in here
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>>7722117
Rip Merc's finger
Ye barely fingered me.
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Contributing
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>>7722117
**finger tier 3
;-----;
>>7722125
not much dude what up with you
we still /femme androgynous/?? lmao
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I take 4mg of Progynova per day, 2x2mg. I know it has a much longer half-life than Estrofem, but is there any benefit still to taking it once in the morning and once at night? Or should I keep just taking both in the morning.
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>>7722125
Tell me about this asexuality. I've just been pretending to have a sex drive when it's totally missng. Your hair looks awesome.
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>>7722126
>ywn finger Faye
I would never finger whoever this Sass person is though
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>>7722117
>idk tier lists are mean inherently
duh, the whole point is to make people feel bad about themselves
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>tfw ufufu told you to self med at 15 but you didn't listen
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>>7722130
still enough for a shocker
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>>7722114
My face doesn't, that's the big issue. Stubborn facial hair with shadow that is obvious even when clean cut is the biggest issue. I don't want to be the bearded lady circus freak type so I'm boymode until that gets resolved, which at the rate it's going is probably going to be another year or more.
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>>7722112

Any advice on how best to achieve this?

>>7722113

Then bend over sweetie.
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>>7722136
Mwahaha.
>>7722139
>cheska was trying to help you get informed consent but you were a dumb scared cunt and talked to an old gay man until he told you you were just OCD and you believed him for a while
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>>7722136
I hate that pic
I look so gaunt
But I need to improve my villan skills
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>>7722135
Omg! I bet you don't even use lube and your finger is full of HPV >:(
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>>7722136
what tier of villain am I?
>>7722140
lmao, this is true
I fancy myself like a ninja turtle, 3 fingers, except i'm not green or a turtle
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>>7722136
is this something that the r9k/chasers have set up?
are we legitimate entertainment?
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>>7722125
>im like asexual now
Well, there goes my chance.
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>>7722136
is shakira really a villain?
seems pretty benign compared to some of the other posters here
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>>7722150
you're no villain merc

you're a hero
not the one /mtfg/ deserves
but you are the one it needs right now
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>>7722136
im not evil

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oorx2EQ0Ag&feature=youtu.be

Im everything those other boys all promised you
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>>7721972
streaming on twitch
>>7721979
vocal cord issues since i had surgery under general anesthesia/intubation so its really hard to speak
>>7721951
i dont like people cause they dont like me
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>mom is screaming about furries
wew
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>>7722162
idk you seem nice enough

why would people not like you
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I AM A /MTFG/ VILLAIN IN DISGUISE

REMEMBER THIS POST WHEN I REVEAL MYSELF AS THE FINAL BOSS
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>>7722136
>tierlists
I still think it's funny how most people only know me by name.
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>>7722160
angie is the mtfg hero
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>>7722136
I don't recognise some of these trips and I feel like I should be well acquainted with villains, given my status as the only truly heroic tranny.
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>>7722162
Holy fuck
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>>7722174
you're too cute and too nice to be a villain <3
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>>7722131
Generally try for the most even dosage possible. Split it if it's easy to.
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>>7722157
nah she's just hella autistic
>>7722160
I can do those things, because I'm not a hero, not like the rest.
I doxxed those people, that's what I can be.

I'm whatever /mtfg/ needs me to be. Call it in.


This reminds me, I need a girlfriend by halloween so we can dress up as batman and catwoman or poison ivy and harley quinn or something gay like that
>>7722162
oh
thats legit
what did you stream? did you enjoy it? or was it lame?
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>>7722170
go become famous as a tranny and see how the public responds
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>>7722192
mercury

mercury you're legit
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>>7722152
>is this something that the r9k/chasers have set up?
>are we legitimate entertainment?
It's a long-running joke in the chaser discord that MTFG is a TV show and the anons are creative directors who spark drama to keep it interesting.
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>>7722195
oh yeah i think i saw a video with her in it and like the entire comment section was one big debate on trannies

kinda sucks desu
>>
>>7722195
**who vocally dislikes the lgbt community
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>>7722186
AHAHAHAHHAHA

SO YOU THINK
>>
>tfw no one will tell me if I can kms with the power lines outside ;-;

>>7722125
You should. All the cute gay going on constantly in that show is just wonderful.

>>7722143
Depends. If you just wanna use your dick, it will be slightly more difficult, but if you give the tgirl in question a Hitachi wand and fuck her vigorously for a prolonged enough period of time, typically with her on all fours although it has nearly occurred for me in missionary, you will likely achieve it.

If you use toys, there's a lot more room for experimentation, since the necessary angles to hit (toward the belly slightly) will be far more accessible. With toys, she can be in just about any position, and you have room to do other things at the same time without much hindrance.

One important thing to remember is that this whole process will be much easier if the sexual atmosphere is relaxing and makes her feel comfortable.
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How do i stop being such a fucking hon?
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>>7722191
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am I really that mean ._.;
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>>7722197
i'm only legit as everyone needs me to be
btw
how2 see nim do we discord or something

>>7722201
>oh yeah i think i saw a video with her in it and like the entire comment section was one big debate on trannies
whu
wait is she famous or something?
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>>7722206
wtf I hate nim now
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>>7722206
:3
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>>7722208
Do you have skin under all that makeup?
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>>7722208
do your makeup so it doesn't look like trash for one
>>7722215
no
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>>7722170
I used to be super unstable and didn't understand how shit talking the public and everyone would cause them to hate me more. I didn't know how to deal with hate and people being assholes so I just burned a million bridges.

>>7722184
Was completely unprepared for this amount of donations.

>>7722192
Streamed League, I don't enjoy it but I won all my games. I tried to talk today on stream it felt super awful but ppl said I sounded normal even tho it was a struggle.
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>>7722216
she's a big lol streamer i think
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>>7722220
How in the fuck do i get better at makeup?
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The public doesn't care about sociology so unless I become a meme like Zizek I'll never have to worry about having to deal with being well known and trans. Good.
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>>7722222
Where did you disappear to yesterday? You popped in for, like, one post and then you were gone.
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>>7722136
what tier of villain is hips
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>>7722162
I wanna be a streamer
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>>7722231
is žižek trans
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>>7722238
be my private streamer uwu
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>>7722224
oh
i guess i didn't realize that was a "thing" thats cool
>>7722222
quits?? nice bro
real nice

its cool you won your games; but i mean if you didn't enjoy it then???
why not stream something you like?

>super awful but ppl said I sounded normal even tho it was a struggle.
probably kissing your ass lol
but maybe you did sound normal idk
i dont think i've heard your voice so ye
>>7722230
hmmmm you could try reincarnation? you could be cis in your next life
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NEW THREAD NIGGERS
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>>7722216
>wait is she famous or something?
is dis nigga serious
>>
>>7722239
i dont think hed be as funny if he wasnt a fat eastern european man so no
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>>7722208
foundation: 10 minutes
contouring: 40 minutes
lips: 5 minutes
eyebrows : AINT NO ONE GOT TIME FOR DAT
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>>7722208
I've heard good things about suicide
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>>7722222
>nice get
You seem totally out of it, of course people are gonna want to help.
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>>7722246
That's a really shitty and mean spirited response.
I genuinely want to get good at makeup
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>>7722222
You know that people really like you, right? No matter how you perceive yourself, there are people that are going to enjoy you for who you are.

When we talked, I loved how 'fuck the world' you were, it was refreshing. So, people are going to find parts of you that they like. Everyone's different, mm?
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>>7722222
>rem comes in
>steals all the digits
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>tfw almost feel sorry for kayla sometimes
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>>7722263
>>7722263
>>7722263
>>7722263
>>7722263
here you go buddyes
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>>7722264
>>7722251
hold on like
wait she legit famous?
who is rem?

what i am so confused rn is she an oldfag I dont remember??
>>7722265
>ALMOST
kek
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>>7722246
I actually heard about her on the news awhile ago because

FIRST PRO TRANS LOL PLAYER is liberal cocaine
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>>7722208
.....
Dude different fucking lip color.
Less foundation
Get your brows fixed and if you wear that much makeup, line your eyebrows.

God damn.
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>>7722234
shit tier
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