A question for ftms

A penis.

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>>7721842
What kind of penis?
>cut
>Uncut
>How long
>How thick
>Say fuck it and get a horse dick, maybe dog, who gives a shit!

average and cute

>>7722163

>cute
>penis

AAP
A
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>>7721802
I would get the biggest one I could.
Huge, intact.
A literal Horse Dick if it was beautiful enough.

Of course it would probably go like breast implants where the technology gets better so the people who first get them are going to have Frankenstein penises with scars and hair on the shaft and lumps.

Maybe I would wait until the technology had improved, but by then everyone would be getting huge dicks so they wouldn't be as revered any more.

Like breast implants, people would start getting all judgemental: "He went to a shitty surgeon and got an ugly cock transplant! Don't go home with him unless you like gristle!"

And gays would start saying they like natural dicks and that size isn't important, even though they still spend all their time looking at porn of guys with huge transplanted dicks throbbing and shooting spooge clear across the room and down the hallway. Like guys would probably pay extra to have giant semen reservoirs installed so they could literally ejaculate a gallon of jism on their partner(s).

I should probably train to become a plastic surgeon. I would make millions!

Average and more importantly, functional

>>7721802
Bigger than average, cut. But what matters the most is it being functional.

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>>7721802
>what would you want it to look like?

Intimidating.
Menacing.
Frightening, even.

I'd want men and women to just gasp and drop to their knees in awe.
And then start sucking it.

>>7722229
Dude

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This

>>7721802
Intact, average in length, maybe on the thicker side. Definitely with a nice curve to it. Potent, please and thank.

>>7722229
Are you okay, man.

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9x7
uncut
straight
tan
bergamot scented

>>7722229
>Like breast implants, people would start getting all judgemental: "He went to a shitty surgeon and got an ugly cock transplant! Don't go home with him unless you like gristle!"
>And gays would start saying they like natural dicks and that size isn't important, even though they still spend all their time looking at porn of guys with huge transplanted dicks throbbing and shooting spooge clear across the room and down the hallway.
i don't like girls with giant implants for imaging what i'd like to look like, so why would i like giant transplant dicks for getting dicked?

>>7722247
>cut
>functional

I'd just want it to be relatively average sized and able to perform like an actual penis (including ejaculation), which are the two things bottom surgery can't achieve right now.

>>7721802
I wouldn't really care as long as it looked and functioned like a normal dick.

>>7721802
when i was 15 i was obsessed with giant dicks and used to go on /r/bigdickproblems and claim to have an 11 inch dick, but i've since gotten more reasonable and are aware of what an actual average dick is (5 inches) and the sort of dimensions that actually function
so
>intact, around a ci-8
>7x6
>shower, around 5x5 flaccid
>somewhat darker than the average dick on someone of my crazy pale skin tone would be
here's my dick on the right, average dick on the left:
http://thevisualiser.net/php/cockprofiler/profiler.php?scale=.8&length=133&girth=117&col=w&skin=1&cockeye=0&flplength=178&flpgirth=153&flpcol=w&flpskin=3&flpcockeye=0

>>7722577
Same.
If I had the choice, uncut, but I'll take anything.

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I was hoping you guys would be bigger degenerates.

>>7723406
we're on 4chan, of course we're degenerates, but fixing the bizarre medical condition that made us dickless manlets isn't a part of that

I want a wider 8in or so.
I would like that in addition to my current genitals though.

As huge as they can fucking make it

9 inches long, thicc, uncut, curved slightly upward, a little darker than my skin color, easily activated

>>7723418
You mean... being female.

>>7724409
yep, that bizarre medical condition
not sure what your point is here

>>7723956
>tfw that describes my bf's beautiful cock

my bf has the perfect penis!

cut. 6.5 inches with 6 inch girth.
I'm very specific about how i want my future weiner to look.

About average, really. As a dom, there's maybe something to be said for having it be a bit bigger than average (for the psychological effect on your sub); but I also don't want it to be a chore to go down on, or too big for anal. I want a really fuckable dick here.

Uncut, obviously. If given the choice, I don't want to start with a broken model.

Definitely a shower (thanks to the person who mentioned that).

Decent stamina.

A shooter, not a dribbler.

Only a few veins.

Not too pale (I find that freaky). The color of my current junk is fine.

Attractive balls (while we're at it), not too hairy.

>>7724409
Do you not get tired of being a tiresome troll? What's in it for you?

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>>7722313
>bergamot scented
I'm fucking sold

>>7723406
The most degenerate thing i want with my dick is to accidentally cuddle boners with my GF.

I mean I'm theoretically really into being able to spawn children but realistically I don't really want any, lol.

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>>7724497
>too big for anal

As if there could be anything too big!

t. total bottom

two dicks, with one dicklet protruding out of one of them, one is very tall, one is a bit shorter, and the dicklet would obviously be small, like a branch coming out of a tree

basically the 9/11 towers with one little tower sticking out of the tall tower