griffisu edition
• Informed consent providers: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
• Makeup for beginners: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels: http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels: http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• buddi
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• Discord: https://discord.gg/qjxGSxY
golden age: >>7710913
this is now a kuroo edition
oh boy its injection time
time to freak out over nothing again
Rate the last edition, scale of 1-7
first for this being a nim thread
this is nim's thread
>>7711748
I wasn't there
I'm gonna be generous and assume you managed a 2 without me
honestly nim threads should be held up as the pinnacle of MTFG threads
My cypro got here, I'm excited.
NEED BOY
>>7711759
do you want to do lewd things with boys?
NEED GIRL
>>7711765
ok you're not nim
I want cute dresses...
>>7711762
>tfw your boy is sick and cant lewd you
JUST
does yelling anon still post here
>tfw you can't take generic viagra if you're a girl
We'll see about that you piece of oaper
>>7711773
Who is "yelling anon"?
>>7711776
w-what are you doing with that
>>7711776
>viagra when you have an atrophied feminized penis
Is this some new CIA torture method?
>>7711759
It's still her thread ok?
tfw no mini evangeline to keep in your pocket
>>7711781
i don't think sass understands what HRT does to your body
>tfw huge cranial vault
might as well just kill myself desu
>>7711790
reeeeeeee
>>7711793
>tfw will never be that cute
>>7711793
hugg
>tfw hate feminists
>tfw love femdom porn
What's going on?
>>7711793
You look great and you clearly pass, you need to see a shrink or something.
>>7711801
the world is a confusing place for people with autism :/
>>7711793
How old were you when you started? you're mega cute
>>7711741
A couple weeks ago someone posted a 15% off coupon for privatemdlabs, is that anon still around?
>>7711776
I opened an ampule and I see glass floating in it
I don't have a filter needle
should I risk it??
>>7711814
jfc that's scary
>>7711793
jesus christ, clean your mirror
it's grace-tier disgusting
emi
>in the closet
>tfw I'm running out of reasons to why I dont cut my hair
>>7711814
No, probably not.
tfw nim stole your Eva
>>7711828
"I like it this way" isn't a good enough one?
>>7711828
I like m-metal, parents
*weakly headbangs*
>>7711827
>>7711830
Joan you're my favorite
>>7711831
BACK OFF
>>7711831
eva was never yours to begin with, you filthy chaser
>>7711832
Not when you're supposed to be a boy!
>>7711833
G-Get down with the sickness!..
>>7711828
Personally I used growing my hair long as a fuck-you to people telling me I needed to get it cut. I was a stubborn kid. Anyways, you always have that excuse available.
I'm not property, I'm my own
>>7711835
Thank you Anonymous, you're my favorite too.
>>7711844
>>7711792
sass is the resident agp so what do you expect
>>7711844
you tell them! ^^
>>7711847
>>7711834
buddi
>>7711793
WOW
olive, this is gonna sound so weird, but in that picture you look alot like this girl i went out with some, its so bizarre
i think it's your eyes and nose maybe?
wtf man
anyway, you look cute, quit being a fag
>>7711844
I'm just property
I'm dumb and useless and rely on other people and my only place in this world is at the side of someone better than me
>>7711841
there are plenty of cis guys who have long hair
pic related is someone I knew in high school
>tfw ur not one of the pretty girls
>>7711862
hugg
>>7711862
no your not, your grace
>>7711862
You don't believe that, really.. do you?
>>7711865
iktf ;------;
>>7711862
you're my favourite drama whore, grace
>>7711863
10 to 1 odds on that being a repressing or closeted transgirl. (Or maybe I'm just projecting.)
>>7711874
tfw merc doesn't know she's pretty
>>7711879
i have long hair and im a cis dude
just growing it out brah!!
which trip has the longest snout
>>7711862
stop
>>7711849
B-but ciswomen are AGP.
ive got swag
(secretly we are gay)
>>7711888
You're worth more than you ever could know. Guaranteed.
>>7711893
merc hi
>>7711793
I need a brow done and hairline advance (after I've gotten a hair transplant)
>>7711862
True.
>>7711901
In the mean time you could try clip-in bangs maybe?
i really want to hang out in person with someone because being cooped up all the time is depressing me but its like snowy and cold and gross outside right now and everyone is like too far away or busy or snowed in and ugh
>>7711899
But then I still need someone to know for me
>>7711902
Are you ever gonna forgive me?
http://www.strawpoll.me/12286168
>>7711881
>>What happens, ma amie?
it's "mon amie" actually
dumb sass, study harder
>>7711909
I thought you were a girl tho.
>>7711907
I'll forgive you when.. you actually full on clean your room and post pics for all to see.
>>7711908
You done trigged me.
>>7711914
"mon amie" is the feminine version of "mon ami", and "ma amie" doesn't exist
also i'm a cis male, so learn my pronouns
>>7711766
hi
snugg
>>7711917
A-are you serious
>>7711914
Mon amie is feminine though.
>>7711909
Mon ami ->my friend (male)
Ma amie ->my friend (female)
POPCORN CRAVINGS
>>7711926
If I remember correctly it's mon amie in the feminine as well, because ma amie sounds weird to francophones.
>>7711926
What about friend (female (male))
>>7711926
mon ami = my friend (male)
mon amie = my friend (female)
because "amie" begins with a vowel, you have to use "mon" since french doesn't like two vowel sounds next to each other like that (compare the nonsensical <<si l'on>> instead of <<si on>> which literally only exists because french people are autistic)
you're such a goddamned retard sass, why don't you go and hit the books - or better yet, why don't i hit you with the books
>>7711926
It's mon amie because you don't use "ma" when the next word begins with a vowel
>>7711931
I believe it's pronounced "faggot"
>>7711926
ma ami -> my friend (female (male))?
>>7711924
Hmm.
Yes.
>>7711926
This is wrong though. Feminine possessive pronouns change to masculine when the female noun begins with a vowel.
French doesn't allow words that end with a vowel to be followed by words which start with one. It's not Portugal.
>>7711932
ooooooo im telling elanna you're double-bullying
my dad bought me gummy worms
>>7711937
love you Joan
Every time I go on cgl I regret it instantly.
All those awesome cosplays. Even if I looked good, I'd never be able to make something that nice.
>>7711938
You're not just playing a joke on me right? Cause I really will if thats what it takes
>>7711942
i wish i could put you on fast-forward so we can skip ahead two months and see you lusting after cock
>>7711926
>Sass can't speak French
Triggering people to prove Sass wrong.
:3
>Tfw
>>7711952
>I was pretending to be retarded.
>>7711944
Sisters unite
>>7711950
it's been three months and i haven't yet anon
ive already won :)
>>7711946
fuuuck. same
>tfw you don't want to admit to being wrong so you pretend you only said it to trigger people
>>7711959
cock lust kicks in at 5 five months, and i think you're probably an early bloomer too
dumb nim
>>7711955
It's technically right but it's wrong, I learnt that in class last week an I've bren baiting ever since but todsy I actually bit
tag urslef
>>7711900
hi nimmy howre u nim i'm posting in this thread, which is yours, btw
>>7711952
>speaks two romance languages
>can't get basic french down
go cover your head in shame and drown yourself in a toilet
preferably after a fat man with hemorrhoids has taken a shit in it
>>7711965
oh yeah? cuz everyone was saying three weeks i started! >:)
>>7711924
Grace I'm in Chicago for a week or so. Interested in grabbing lunch or something?
>>7711976
That would be fun! When are you gonna be in town?
>>7711803
lmao i'm seeing a shrink and he's the one who says I need to make more of an effort to pass because looking this way is what's making me depressed.
>>7711826
fuuuuck I know
I clean it every week but my housemates are fucking retards and mess it up with in like three days
sharing a bathroom is hell
>>7711808
20 but for a year I was literally just on birth control pills lol
>>7711797
nim you are literally the cutest girl here
>>7711858
y know a lot of people say that actually
not that I look like a girl they used to go out with but just that I have a really familiar face
I dunno
Maybe I'm a time traveler
>quit being a fag
I literally can't
>>7711949
>Grace is finally going to clean her room.
I'll believe it when I see it.
>>7711968
second to the right in the back row
sniff sniff
>>7711904
yeah
>>7711980
I'm gonna be in the city tonight. I'm in downtown till at least Sunday.
Yay I get cuddles tonight.
The Pannonian limes have been overrun by a mass immigration of Quadi, Ostrogoths and Vandals. No matter, they can be treated with to set up buffer states along the Danube to guard against the coming terror of the Huns. The Quadi chief has agreed peace on condition of Roman land however the Vandals are intent on destroying everything. Their invasion into neighbouring Dalmatia has been checked by the First Legion, Here brave Roman legionaries with the sign of Christ upon their shield turn back the invasion.
>>7711990
Visiting your bf?
Well perhaps we can do something Saturday, I work week days
>>7711993
Yeah. Alright, that'd be cool with me. We can feel it out later this week.
>>7711993
>perhaps we can do something
wow, don't sound so excited, grace
d a i l y
r e m i n d e r
: ^ )
>>7711999
nice trips Race Realist Sonic!
>>7712000
If it wasn't for "leftism" his ass would have been fried.
>>7711970
>Put your head in a toilet and your butt in the air
Spank me baby! Make me feel how you hate me
yeee, this girl is very cute to me, i wish we had legit dated, now i have to call her and talk to her to fill this void in my heart
lmao
yeah you could be a time traveler, i'd believe it
maybe you're like samurai jack and you're here to defeat some evil and you can't age anymore
>I literally can't
delete yourself, NOW
>>7711932
Are you cheating on mee
Did anyone here start off not being able to pass at all but was able to pass after hrt?
>>7712012
im transbian
>>7712019
get in
>>7712020
yep.
ofc, people thought I was a girl back when I was like 14.
>>7712019
yeah he's been all over the place!
sorry to be the one to break the news :(
>>7712012
so that's why you call me huh?
>>7712019
OH
dude
okay
i was looking for you earlier
I hate the feeling of having facial hair so much.
>>7712020
>Did anyone here start off not being able to pass at all
Well duh
>but was able to pass after hrt?
I really don't like to say that "I pass" because it's only with a wig that I do seem to. However I did not pass even in a wig pre-HRT so I guess yes to that question as well.
>>7712032
: ^ )))))))))))))))))))))))))
xoxo
>>7712012
>no (You)
I'm dyin here merc
also omg maybe future me is the girl you kinda dated but now she's gone back to the future and present me will just have to be your girlfriend
I did it I cracked the case
>>7712019
shut up, elanna
i see ignorance and i can't help but respond to it - i had the itch to insult a tranny and you were out dick-hopping or trying not to get your seat wet at work with wayward thoughts or something
god, i wish i could do the world a favour and choke you until you look like a blueberry
tfw too intelligent to be cis
>>7711844
Eva, I am proud of you for being able to come to this conclusion, despite all of the times we see you coming to /mtfg/ in a pretty sad mood. I feel as though as long as you can stick to this principle, your life will genuinely see improvements.
>>7711862
Grace, I'm afraid I'm going to have to put you into time out until you can say three nice things about yourself.
>>7712039
>also omg maybe future me is the girl you kinda dated but now she's gone back to the future and present me will just have to be your girlfriend
mhmm.
mhmm, mhmm
mhmm.....
IT CHECKS OUT
also i did quote u see>>7712031
hmu i'll cook you a nice breakfast after you sleep over; i'm a good lay like that
>>7712042
iktf
>>7712049
UwU
>>7712051
buddi
>>7712049
*pat pat pat*
>watching american pickers
>there's a disgusting hon on there
can you stop
so is that london meet up gonna happen
>>7712053
I only want nim pats <<
>>7712055
>>7712053
>>7711982
>nim you are literally the cutest girl here
i know it's not true but im still blushing
>>7712055
I hate that show, they use it to fill all the slots on the history channel. Is it history? No.
>>7712042
iktf
>>7712023
I'm not gaaay
>>7712033
I was at work sup
>>7712028
;(
>>7712040
Oh god that's hot
>>7712042
>>7712046
group hug
>>7712051
LEAVE MY BOYFRIEND ALONE FAGGOT
>>7712020
Do I pass?
>>7712043
Uhhhhhmmmmm...
who else /comfy/ right now
>>7712055
desu I avoid media where I know there are trans people in it
Is that a bad thing
>>7712043
I'll do my best
>>7712058
*patpat*
>>7712066
w-what
>>7712040
Omg you bully slut! You're nothing but a fuccboi
>>7712072
>>7712057
if it does happen, it'll probably happen without you, oryx
>>7712064
https://clyp.it/sxkjbu02
>>7712057
I-is that Kevin 11?
I have so many Ben 10 figures under my bed.
>>7712067
I'm waiting...
>>7712061
Techically there is a history behind the objects. But you dont have an imagination so what do you know.
>>7712038
that's a lot of mouths
>>7712077
cutie eva ^o^
>>7712020
this was me. i regret transition desu
>>7712084
:^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^) :^)
It's alot of tongues too :^) :^) :^)
:^) :^)
>>7712085
>>7712087
so you were a fuccboi
>>7712044
>a good lay like that
I don't know what this means
also I just watched the new trailer for Samurai Jack
p hype
>>7712060
>you will never see eva's cute face blush in person
life is hell
http://www.howtobeagirlpodcast.com/
>>7712064
>Oh god that's hot
stop finding it hot, you're supposed to find it mean
the only time i ever want to make you hot is when i press hot metal into your flesh, faggot
>>7711992
what game is that
>>7712069
Well I'm here chilling to music as usual but unfortunately right now the thread is filled with posting at a third grade level so that sucks.
>>7712083
Oh is that their justification? Even so showing it back to back from 10am to 7pm that's filler you can't lie. if it was like one or two shows I wouldn't mind it but all day and it's only vaguely historical?
While I'm ranting about that channel
>Ancient Aliens
Should not be on the history channel.
>>7712095
Hi Juniper
>>7712099
I think it's total war: atilla
>>7712096
Oh yeah, I forgot that happened.
>>7712097
>stop finding it hot
Y-yes master
>>7712079
They fired you?
I thought they were gonna hire you wtf
>>7712069
I'm p comfy. Been drinking cider and feeling stoked about the books I bought today. Used book stores are a godsend.
Also, most trannies in current media are annoying, narcissistic, and uggo. I prefer to impose trans headcanons on characters in shows I watch.
>>7712059
I want a pig so bad. That and a monkey.
>>7712099
Total War: Atilla. It's a turn based strategy and real time battle simulator set at the end of the Roman empire circa 395 - 476 AD. I'm a huge TW fan, played every single one since Medieval back in 2002.
>>7712100
<3 hey :D
My friend actually tried convincing me that mermaids were real after this aired on animal planet:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCNFLCNLs5I
I was really stoned and believed it for the night too lololol
im so lonely :(
>>7712106
>I prefer to impose trans headcanons on characters in shows I watch.
I thought I was the only one
>>7712110
my mom believes this is real baka
>>7712093
>I don't know what this means
lmao
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Good%20Lay
dw, i will take you in my arms little one and teach you the ways....make you a good little gold-star.....
yeah that jack trailer is hype as fuck. i think i need to rewatch the original series before this conclusion airs.
>>7712104
thats the thing, i was never ACTUALLY hired, you just brought me in and we were in the back, you were working mostly, and i was hanging out mostly, and helping you some
it was pretty chill
among other random things, there was a large shredder for paper, that also printed things, lmao idek what that means
>>7712111
i hope you used the time when you were off mtfg productively
>>7712107
how is it? most recent I played was fots
tfw too dumb to be cis
>>7712107
good taste
>>7712111
same
>>7712098
artistic representation
>>7712119
whenever I try to too something productive i get a really bad headache and have to stop
>tfw no juni to cuddle
>>7712116
>sex
oh my
>>7712131
Juni
>>7712131
my mom is an enigma
>tfw no lauren to snuggle
>>7712140
no you have one
just not me
>>7712130
it's okay lauren, thinking makes my head hurt too
>chara hates me
>>7712116
Shoulda asked me for some oxys or something ;____;
I could shred the receipts
>>7712124
You're still in time out young lady. Can you say at least one nice thing about yourself to start? You don't have to say all three at once.
>tfw called a princess
>>7712144
chara doesn't hate or love anyone, she's just chara
>>7712143
its from anxiety
like i can focus on something for like a 20 minutes without my head feeling swollen and needing to lie down for hours
>>7712144
I like you
>>7712106
> I prefer to impose trans headcanons on characters in shows I watch
iktf
I usually just interpret certain struggles or quotes in shows I watch in my own issues dealing with all of this, if that makes any sense
>>7712111
hugg renren
>>7712100
sounds nice
>>7712144
i married you btw
>>7712153
can it be soon
>>7712095
buddi juni :o
>>7712159
buddi ada
i like boys now
everyone was right
transbian is a meme
>>7712161
buddi nim
>>7712121
Eh it's not my favourite.
>Clone cities
>Religion is a useless dead weight (churches cost so much money to maintain)
>Roman troops are kinda useless (Legio Comitatenses have a hard time beating most barbarians but eh, maybe that's a historical representation of the drop in training standards)
>Cavelry gets chopped up if you try retreating to re-charge
>Un-optimized
>Drab graphics (I know it's deliberate but they still had mosaics and colourful togas in teh late empire)
>Huns get artillery spam on campaign
>You can now destroy cities but the AI never rebuilds them
>Naval battles shitty as usual
I only like it because of the period it's set in
>>7712124
Cool we have one thing in common.
>>7712120
Yeah exactly, it's not actual history.
>>7712110
Hmm lol
>>7712150
are you sure that's anxiety and not something more serious
focusing on something for 20 minutes before getting headaches and needing to lie down sounds like more than anxiety
>>7712163
buddi olive
>>7712133
Lmao jk (I know you're straight lmao)
https://clyp.it/rqrlfp1k
>>7712165
im too autistic too get to a doctor anyway
>>7712164
I guess I'll just stick to original rome and med 2 instead
>>7712157
asap desu
i wish we lived closer to eachother
>>7712159
<3
ada the good girl ;3
>>7712162
YOU DID IT
you liked my beard didn't you?
>now
??
also are you sure this isn't a phase of leaning towards them?
>>7712163
olive hru
>>7712146
apparently im pretty cute
people open up to me really fast
Alright, paste the longest post of yours that you can find to see once and for all what gender you really are - NO CHEATING
http://www.hackerfactor.com/GenderGuesser.php
>>7712162
you cant go against the laws of physics, ufuflu eventually claims everyone
>>7712113
Nah, senpai. Mirai Yashima is my main bitch, but I've done it to several at this point.
>>7712152
That's generally how I do it. That or the characters just instantly come off to me as trans for some reason, and it just sticks, like pic related. It makes total sense.
>>7712169
wait a second, that shape seems familiar....
I wish I was like isla and the other cute girls that get free video games and shit
I really want to play pokemon sun or moon but i can't justify buying a 3ds
also i miss having a ps2
but i know it's unreasonable to be jealous of shit like that
>>7712183
uh you are cute tho
>>7712178
all my posts are like 3 words
>>7712172
Rome 2 is finally okay, Napoleon is good. Empire I personally liked (again mainly for the historical setting) but a lot of people didn't and yeah it is full of bugs but I'd say give it a shot nonetheless
If you play Rome 1 you will know the expansion pack Barbarian Invasion right? Atilla is basically a remake of that.
>>7712170
>i know you're straight
>that clyp
I mean
I can be flexible
>>7712175
I think merc and I are dating now
>>7712183
do you want my 3ds ill give it to you for one snugg
>>7712186
terseness is a male quality
>>7712190
g-great
>>7712178
None of my posts are over 300 words
Seems to peg me as female in informal and weak male in formal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGW4faWUrbk
>>7712185
thanks
i'm not as cute or innocent as them though
>>7712191
no i don't want you to lose stuff just stupid chaser sugar boys
you can have unlimited snuggs for free <3
>>7712196
same
>>7712189
yeah I know, I just prefer the old style
>>7712197
isla ain't innocent
>>7712201
Do you like Shogun 2?
>>7712202
true
but she's smol and has health problems going on so people feel bad for her
It feels weird and immoral talking about this and i wish i hadn't brought it up now
sorry
>>7712210
no i didnt mean it in a mean way
if you want free stuff girl voice can probably get you it
>>7712176
That's 2. One more and you're out of time out.
>>7712178
informally a female and formally a male
what does it mean by this
>>7712206
m-maybe....
I start seeing a speech therapist soon, I hope to get voice so I can play games with people.
>>7712217
i wanna be a fin dom like my ex
i didn't think you were being mean i just realized how retarded my statement was
yr always sweet af
>>7712201
Yeah the gameplay was better as well. TW went downhill once they came onto Steam idk if it was because they got obsessed with DLC whoring or what but the games were never the same again. Rome 1 was the pinnacle.
>>7712206
I did, forgot that one. Some things could have improved though for instance giving ashigaru matchlocks a greater range than bows and making it easier to set up the firing fences. I tried my hardest to recreate the tactics of the Battle of Nagashino but it always didn't quite work because bows would pick my matchlocks off or they would be exposed to cavalry because no fence. And cavalry died a little too easily imo. Otherwise a pretty badass game.
Is BDD a meme?
Asking for a friend
>>7711741
Griffith is a femboy, don't steal him you harpies!
>>7712228
desu is blew my mind when med 2 let you go to the new world once you got to caravels
>>7712225
play with me ^>^
>>7712227
we're gonna have cute girl voices soon!!!!
>>7712229
no it is absolutely not a fucking meme
>>7712225
See pic
>>7712235
Oh god yes! I loved that little addition! The Aztec units were beautiful as well.
im sad
>>7712196
>Seems to peg me as female...and weak male
i guess it and your roommate have something in common then
>>7712225
>tfw 278 hrs on record
I hope you can make great progress on that <3
>>7712218
I'm not always stupid! Sometimes I can be really smart and strong!
sometimes
>>7712228
I adored Shogun 2, it's still fun to play years later and my favorite
>>7712250
lauren why
>>7712178
this is the longest thing I could find
still
I don't understand
how do they determine the difference between informal and formal in the same passage of words
tfw see the letters ts, tg, and cd everywhere
>>7712244
YEAH :D
I was thinking about our future podcast today
>>7712250 big ferret for u
lauren <3
>>7712254
im ugly
>>7712229
It's the best meme
>>7712242
once my voice is even a little okay I will, maybe after my first couple sessions ^^
>>7712253
it's always been my favorite since I got a copy in a store back in 2010(?) I think it came out in.
>>7712248
I think I need a better gpu to play the newest ones. med 2 had it all even if it was a bit buggy at times
holy shit lauren i googled that pic and it was really depressing and scary
D:
>>7712261
no you're not
>>7712265
you know i won't just either way :)
>>7712229
no, no it's not ;_;
>>7712259
you don't hate biscum do you
I mean like
I dunno I hate to use tumblrshit labels but if I had to I'd be heterosexual but biromantic because I'm a weak person and crave romantic companionship any way I can get it
>>7712261
no
>>7712260
what kind of stuff were you thinking about juni
>>7712259
b-but i don't like to share
is there a reliable place to buy tiddy pills in uk
i love chara
>>7712286
throw rock at char
>>7712265
https://youtu.be/vOGsu9X3cbo
we should do a co op campaign
>>7712259
I'm dowwwn
>>7712252
That is lewd af
>>7712178
I probably do type like a dude so I'm not even going to bother.
>>7712289
wtf
>>7712284
you gotta lose a lil face fat and you'll look lots better
>>7712294
it's a lil rock
>>7712286
I like chara even but I am pretty sure she doesnt like sheen
>>7712275
>you don't hate biscum do you
no, i'm actually bisexual, but i'm also a misandrist, so pretending i'm a lesbian is easier; and also i like having alot in common with a ~lover~ so girls make more sense; all the men who share my interests are gay and wont love me ;-;
> tumblrshit labels
lmao dude, like; that shit exists for a reason, sometimes its nice to have language to describe thoughts and feelings! (even though it may get used poorly or abused or whatever, but thats just humans ayyyyy)
that makes sense though, i'll be your non-sexual romantic lover, now you just have to find a dick to sit on lol
>>7712283
DONT BE SELFISH!!
>>7712298
does it float
>>7712272
gtx780 and 5820k,new gpu is only thing left to get for the computer I started early last year, I kinda went overboard on the thing since I was sad from getting very ill which made me not be able to work so I needed a distraction, that and old one was making a weird noise, think the psu was about to die or something
lauren
>>7712300
birdy told me to say that
lauren you are cute honestly
>>7712272
>>7712250
mink fur farming is not cool
>>7712276
idk desu i feel really stupid
i was thinking of going over the statistics of mtf's and how so many males on 4chan end up transitioning
kind of intro with covering terms like bdd, agp, trutrans, and just gender identity disorder which zheanna recently helped me better understand
>>7712307
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oIf_lp0ewY
>>7712304
i am selfish!!
>>7712290
once my voice is down we should ^^
going to have to unmod it though since mine is filled with personal modifications :/
>>7712316
>>7712178
submitted a recent essay I did for school
I'm about 0% surprised at the results
>>7712174
yeah!
>you liked my beard didn't you?
no, girls with beards is no-no
and idk desu
i like several boys atm though
>>7712179
i guess so ¯\_(シ)_/¯
lauren you are cute
>>7712324
very nice
sav3d
>>7712324
can you make one that says EvangelineXEmi OTP
for a friend...
>>7712275
>heterosexual but biromantic
I have a very hard time separating romance from a desire to fugg someone. I know it comes from my own attachment issues or whatever, but I see sex as a form of communication, and if I'm close enough to someone to be romantic with them and I feel that being reciprocated, I will want to do the sex.
>>7712285
Internet.
>>7712253
Okay, that'll be sufficient. You're a good girl, Grace.
>tfw get to see boyfriend tonight and job interview in the morning
things are turning around i hope!
>>7712336
i'm sad now desu
animals>humans
pic related is as much proof as i need
>>7712335
thanks for the help
>>7712342
>>7712324
O-ok
>>7712335
Let's put it this way. I would cuddle with guys or girls, but I would only wanna fuck guys.
>>7712350
>animals>humans
Oh boy
Yeah let's not get into that. Remember my falling out with Akaka over Syria? It's gonna be like that.
>>7712334
Got you covered famalam
>>7712336
the gpu is starting to get really iffy on newer stuff, it was good 4 years ago but it's really showing it's age now, once I can work again I was thinking of putting some aside to replace the thing with something mid tier I think
>>7712357
I value animals not at all
worst thread ever
>>7712354
http://hepwori.github.io/execorder/
Go nuts
>>7712312
;~;
>>7712362
>tfw you're running a GT650m and you can't even run newer stuff as of 2016
maybe I'll start camming and get guys to buy me a ps4 with nier: automata
>>7712350
>animals>humans
this is the only reasonable thing you've ever said.
thats fucking fact right there.
humans are atrocious. terrible desu, just terrible desune
>>7712370
you're okay with me sheen.
i only cried for 1.5 hours today thats a new record
>>7712363
I've lost faith in humanity as of last weekend. Morality is no longer something I'm concerned with.
so for me, humans = animals = 0
H-hello, ladies. It is my displeasure to inform you that the person you knew as the girl "Honeybee" is dead. She got blackout drunk at a drag show doing shots of gin and choked on her vomit. Her cats ate her face before she was discovered.
Her last wishes, scrawled on a cocktail napkin, were for her "shitposting" to be continued on these "MTFG" threads. I have assumed this duty.
>little sister starts telling me about futa porn
>>7712385
What's got you crying?
>>7712375
I was thinking of waiting for the RX 490 to come out, it supposed to have 8gb HBM2 which is interesting, over twice the vram I have among other things being much better on paper :/
>>7712385
I genuinely can't tell if you hate me or not
congrats tho
>>7712390
I've seen this hentai and read this doujinshi
>>7712390
Is she a fan?
i've said lots of reasonable things
>>7712386
what happend last weekend
>>7712385
hello gf
>>7712387
My condolences, senpai. I hope her face was tasty.
>>7712390
I've been compared to futa before. It feels like a half insult, but I can't help but take it as a compliment because the people who say it always qualify it by telling me that my girlcock doesn't look like it's a part of me because I'm so girly. It leaves me happy and slightly confused every time.
>>7712398
Name three.
>boyfriend on the way
>gets a flat tire
>>7712402
Poor taste, little sister, poor taste.
You know what the worst part about weight loss is that no-one ever talks about? That you can't ever eat junk again. I was reading this
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-4197574/The-champions-piled-pounds-careers.html
And IKTF. I lost 100 lbs when I was 16, I never touched junk again and I stayed thin until 20 when I left home and and started eating junk again then I gained back about 80 lbs of it. I think it's like alcoholics where once they quit they can never touch the stuff again. Even to this day I never keep any junk whatsoever in the house like biscuits and cakes and shit, if I didn't do that I'd be even fatter than I am now. So yeah sucks but I'm gonna have to go back to the abstinence, that worked. The good thing is that if you stop eating something long enough you lose interest, I never did regain a taste for crisps and soda since quitting at 16. McDonalds however, I started that again. that's what fucked me up.
>>7712404
their names will be: one, two, and five
>>7712399
stuff
I learned a lot
I think I've been acting like a child for too long
>>7712405
>not living with bf
>>7712107
I bet original rome total war is better
my sister keeps telling about the porn she reads and its weird
i feel like i should tell her to stop
>>7712407
>I never did regain a taste for crisps and soda since quitting at 16
same here actually
i was (kinda still am) a fat shit and i cut out crisps and carbonated drinks completely - i haven't eaten crisps in years, but i still drink root beer every now and then
soda in general makes my teeth hurt and my mouth feel all sticky
>>7712387
why was her cat at a drag show?
and why did everyone allow a cat to eat off the face of a passed out tranny?
rip though, may her spirit live on through you!
(tbqh I never liked her anyway, I'm kind of glad this is how it all ended up going down)
>>7712409
Shneaky shneaky. Silly rascal.
>>7712409
>one, two, and five
Welp sex with cis girl was nice but I didn't orgasm.
Am I doomed to be a frigid bitch? How 2 orgasm?
>>7712418
Does she have any good recommendations?
lets fuck around and have some fun ok
tinychat
.com
/hermesplace
>>7712404
Oh, it certainly was. It was the first thing the cats went for.
>>7712420
She went home and THEN died. Also ow, that would hurt her dead feelings if she wasn't totally dead.
I'll see if I can't get a good tripcode working. Honeybee would like a decent string.
>>7712403
oo buy me pizza <3
>>7712374
and just get anti-androgens to start? sorry for questions ;;
>tfw ur tucked gt gets hard and pushes up against your bp
B-)
>>7712407
ye its totally true sadly :(
I only lost 40 lbs, but gained 20 back after not forcing myself to eat only healthy all the time like I was
it sucks, but the payoff is you get to look at your body and enjoy it (along with feeling lighter and more athletic)
>>7712428
chara
thoughts on pineapple pizza
>>7712401
bf(gf(male))
>>7712395
I don't hate anyone except myself.
>>7712391
Medical issues, nightmares, depression, and living in an eternal prison. So the usual.
>>7712425
she's 14
im trying to get her to stop
its really weird
>>7712435
my beautiful bf(gf(male)
>>7712436
There's nothing weird about liking porn.
>>7712439
put me out of my misery.
>>7712426
wtf merc where r u
>>7712428
some day
Hm, maybe this generator doesn't work as well as I hoped.
Evening, ladies.
>>7712439
I missed you~
>>7712443
what estrogen are you taking?
>>7712353
*gives headpats*
>>7712441
Yeah I don't really care if she watches porn but I feel weird hearing about it
>>7712387
Did you really do a drag show? What happened to being in the closet?
>>7712363
Good we have something in common
>>7712380
My theory as to why certain people believe this is because they had poor relations with fellow humans so took solace with their pets and mistook the pet's loyalty in return for food as actual love. I noticed that most animal lovers are socially isolated. I am socially isolated but I don't like animals. I attribute this to growing up in the third world where animals were a danger and a visible source of food, by that I mean you live with the goat, you see the goat getting killed, you eat the goat, you don't have this sanitized Western view of meat where it's just a packet in a supermarket, you can't visualize the animal that made it.
>>7712419
Yeah soda is too sweet and sticky for me now. When I hear people say they can't quit soda I just chuckle. Yeah it sucks for the first year or so but after that you get used to it.
>>7712433
;_; no more big macs for us
>tfw cis-gf just tied up my hands and feet and put some nipple clamps on my nopples and she absolutely devastate me sexually.
>>7712446
Are you a zombie?
>>7712447
10s of thousands $ worth of surgery
>>7712418
She wants to eat your boipucci, senpai.
>>7712424
Dildos. Lots and lots of dildos.
>>7712427
Fake bees are scary, desu...
>>7712430
No, you want estradiol (or another estrogen supplement) to balance your hormone levels. Just stifling your T isn't a very good idea. I won't be very much help off the top of my head, but the HRT threads pop up on this board pretty frequently, and they can give you hormone charts and stuff like that.
>>7712446
hugg
>be depressed for most of the day
>go to work to feel better, make lots of money and have lots of nice conversations
>still depressed
welp
>>7712443
oh we talked on r9k huh
>>7712460
do people ever go on just to talk to you
>>7712451
Wait, so was it good or bad?
>>7712460
order pizza
>>7712447
estradiol
>>7712460
It's almost like degeneracy isn't a part of a happy, healthy life
>>7712465
Probably boring to talk to
I want to masturbate but I'm not motivated enough to do it
>>7712392
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
again, I'm thinking about console gaming because I don't game hard enough anymore to warrant a new PC
>>7712435
you should put more effort into hating yourself less
>tfw birdy hates u
>>7712474
i know this feel.
>>7712461
i left r9k and got more depressed lol
>>7712450
I didn't perform, goodness! I just went to it. It was a good time. Came out to my sister somewhere in there, too.
>>7712453
Yes. The fungus got me. Or maybe worms. Either way, other bees should stay the hell away.
>>7712456
>fake bees
What is a fake bee? Like, a bee mimic? Those can be cool.
>>7712458
Who would want to hugg this? It's the bad kind of fuzz.
>>7712454
if you read all her posts you'd probably have a lot of sympathy her
its sad someone can be so attractive, have a career playing video games, and really seem like they have everything going for them, but feel like dead inside :(
just thinking about that makes me view my own life differently
>>7712478
>man idk i just ate chicken strips and a bacon cheeseburger earlier ;_;
yeah but a pizza will make you feel better because the oozy hot salty mess will slide down your throat
>>7712460
>Be me
>Have sex with cis girl
>Take viagra
>Never cum
How to orgasm Edie? My body feels weird
>>7712471
some people are just lonely and want someone to talk to
edie's pretty upbeat and chatty, which is the most important thing, it wouldn't surprise me if lonely people pay just to talk to her
>>7712474
I know that feel
it takes so much effort and concentration these days too
>>7712482
That picture is nightmare fuel.
>>7712477
I got the 5820k specifically because most strategy games I play are very cpu intensive, like it's not even graphics, it's just I don't like grand strat stuff to go too slow or to wait on turn timers for 4x stuff :c
I think the gpu is a bottleneck now though....
Maybe i'm not even bi.
Wtf am I
is your butt support to be sore after
>>7712481
What's being depressed like?
>>7712483
I read most of her posts already and the stuff she posted in agp general before posting here
I already know pro gamer life is shit you just sit around all day stressing yourself out about shit in some game you don't even enjoy playing
>>7712493
Your peen just works all the time?
>>7712503
ya lol
i've never had a problem getting a boner like ever
>>7712499
you know when you get a kill in lane and u are up cs but the rest of the map is feeding and the game is over at 5 minutes even tho u made some nice plays. its like that except ur not playing league ur playing life.
>>7712499
Like staying inside sounds preferable to doing anything that requires effort or an even slightly better than bleak disposition, but then also feeling guilty about staying inside all day doing nothing, which then reduces the amount of effort you are willing to expend, rinse and repeat.
>>7712506
Not even on hormones?
>>7712513
Oh, okay.
i hate that
>>7712482
What did she say?