>tfw I pass as a Dutch woman

>ugly people
>ugly language
>ugly accents
>most progressive nation in the EU in terms of lgbt rights

Atleast you can fit in with the land of the giants

what the hell is with the dom girl in the window behind them
spooked the fuck out of me

>>7671421
I actually think the Dutch language is the most qt Germanic languages since Germanic languages generally aren't pleasant sounding. Plus I like how everything is in dimunitive, it's cute. Plus, speaking as a Slav, hot women aren't all that. I'd rather have reasonable, down to earth Dutch dyke (best in the world, I hear) than the crazies here.

>>7671461
Pretty sure that's a doll.

>>7671635
>Pretty sure that's a doll.
D: THATS MEANT TO HELP!?

>>7671461
It's probably the red light district in Amsterdam

>>7671394
i've never seen so many large, bony foreheads

>>7671721
It's pretty clearly mannequin display for a store

>>7671748
Why does it look so unattractive if it's just a mannequin?

>>7671461

that's a hoor

>>7671394
>netherlands: kingdom of hons

>>7671781
it's gota be a person they dont give mannequins teeth. come on

>>7671746
>tfw every trans woman should move to Netherlands because it would be instant pass

>>7671394
Dutch women are ugly men, so yes.

>>7671793
What kind of person has jet-black eyes with 0 white in them?

>>7671394
>>7671421

Q. Why are Dutch trannies so tall?

A. So you can see them over the dykes.

>>7672063
an evil one

>>7672157
dykes as in lesbians or dykes as in architectural structures?

>half of them have legit brow bossing
I guess this is why I pass so well, being a Slav among Anglos and Germans is like cheating.

>>7671394
Germanic women look like men so nothing to be proud of

>>7671394
how can rapefugees rape such ugly creatures?

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>>7674273
You slavs have mongoloid faces so it's cheating by default. I mean mongoloid as in with some asian traits, not retarded. Also retarded sometimes but that's beyond the point.
I'm a mixture of Italian and Slav, I ended up with the chinkish sort of slanted eyes of your people and the facial structure of a neanderthal with a massive brow bossing and hollow cheekbones. I looked pretty fugly as a female even by mtf tranny standards, but i am considered more attractive by ftm standards because of these weird shit features. You'd surely pass among Italian women as well. Pic related is our former first "lady" who happens to look like a notorious local tranny

>>7674792
Only some Russians look mongoloid. The true subhumans are the brits they have the most round heads ive ever seen and behave like drunk barbaric monkeys.

>>7671394
that's what normal, everyday cis women look like, anon
are you telling me you haven't seen any normal, everyday cis women?
i mean, that would explain everything about /tttt/

>>7674954
>The true subhumans are the brits they have the most round heads ive ever seen and behave like drunk barbaric monkeys.
In Britain that's heavily class based. You won't see middle class Brits on vacation behaving like that (and you won't see upper class ones at all) so it's mostly the chavs and the hooligans that make messes abroad and ruin Britain's image in the process.

>>7674954
Absolutely right. They're subhumans.

>>7671461
>>7671635
>>7671748
>>7671781
>>7672063

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raOwFwGixzc

>>7674792
We don't have fully Mongoloid faces, usually we just have a mongoloid feature or two. Plus slavs tend to have far more delicate faces. It tends to make us just look femmier and a little bit "alien" (idk how else to describe it).

As a result, the only cis women I feel like a tranny compared to is Slav and Asian women.

>>7674976
Passing is easy, but most young trans women are normal women who want to be legitimately attractive. They then conflate their normal desire to be attractive with passing. Plus women who aren't attractive are probably the most invisible members of society, so you never compare yourself to them.

Do you have a shoe size of 42 or below? (dutch foot sizes)
Most guys have at least 44.5 (also dutch shoe size). Finding footwear will be difficult.

Just saying, some people called me shipfoot, since bigfoot was too small and I have huge shoes.

>>7676332
Mine are 40 in European sizes. I find it hard to believe that Dutch women have bigger feet than this on average.

>>7676332
42 and below is normal sizes in any country for women

>>7676368
That's why I asked if you had that. If you want to pass and still find shoes. Though, as of late, woman shoes here are sold up to 44. (They call it xxxl size sometimes) This because, the avarage foot size is getting bigger with the years here. (NL by the way).
There are shoe sizes that go over 50 for men. I am not too sure of the exact numbers, but the largest size I saw in a shoe shop was 54. xd

>>7676386
>he avarage foot size is getting bigger with the years here.
Yeah, I've read that the average foot size in the US has doubled from average size 5 to average size close to 10.

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Why do Dutch people have such massively wide mouths? It's common among both men and women, I feel like my mouth is like a third of width of theirs. that's one weird feature you can always identify as Dutch and that, imo, helps with the androgyny.

>>7676816
And shoulders... shit, maybe if I die my hair blonde I can pass as a nordic giantess, I already have blue eyes

>>7676816
>laughing_hons.jpg

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>>7671748
It's a prostitute/escort or whatever.... How have you guys never heard of the red light district in Amsterdam?

>>7676386
>Though, as of late, woman shoes here are sold up to 44.
pls gibe dutch shoes to swedistan
still can't find shoes over 42 here

>>7671421
holy fuck i guess i know were im moving to...finally a land of progressive giants....

>>7671748
You pretty clearly need to get your eyes checked.

>>7677949
That was a joke carried over from another thread. I am not that anon.