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Cis Lesbian General (/clg/): Vidya Edition

If you don't have a girlfriend you can always have a video game.

Ignore posts that are baiting your response. Anything that screams for negative attention.

There are a list of filters via paste bin. They help removing typical bait.

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>thread ded and archived too quick so hope your best contribution ever wasn't in em
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Filter list: http://pastebin.com/hmZKdbmE
Discord: http://pastebin.com/P644WESi
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Someday when I'm God, all girls will have a cute gf.
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>>7671041
Give us the sign of your arrival.
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>>7671014
We were playing Ark the other night and decided to visit her first cave to maybe tame some poop beetles but snakes KOed me and she ran away so I died and lost my cool stuff then an alpha raptor killed her and both our birds.
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I wish you all the best of luck in finding a cute girl to lie on, anons.
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anyone wanna come over and share the extra snickerdoodle I'm making? they're from scratch!

[spoiler]pls help me get over my ex pls[/spoiler]
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>>7671481
Invest in a cookie cutter.
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>>7671549
>she doesn't like freeform cookies
pleb
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>>7671559
Maybe your ex didn't either.
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>>7671289

Sounds like a fun date.
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>>7671645
kek rekt
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>>7671481
I'd come make cookies with you, if we could cuddle too maybe?
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>tfw no gf to play vidya with
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>>7671993
sure, and they came out fine even without the cookie cutter
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>>7672043
I don't know what those are but I'll share one with you, anon.

>>7671289
Maybe invest in a bow and arrow, or a rifle. That always annoyed me about ark. You die and if you can't find your body, you're stuffed. Everything you've made it gone.
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>>7671407
I got to lay on my crush's lap, cuddle and hold hands, while we watched VVitch. Too bad she's straight.
why live?
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>>7671407
Why is Kanna so THICCC?
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>>7672242
Squats and dead lifts.
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Since vidya edition, I'd like to say I just started the game Lisa. I really enjoy it thus far, nice break from all the Overwatch I've been playing. You guys start anything new lately?
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>>7672412
Nothing new but I got back into Skyrim in a big way. Spent a full day modding it and have been playing it as much as my limited free time will allow. I wanted to play Oblivion but couldn't get the mods to work well and I got frustrated.

Also tried playing My Summer Car for a while but got frustrated with the permadeath feature. Good game though. Might get back into it.
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>>7672035
Play vidya with me, anon.
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>>7672035
What do you play?
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>>7672741
Action/RPGs mostly. I'm playing Persona 4 Golden right now, I just bought a charger for my vita.
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>no gf
>no vidya
>suddenly dreaming about and lovelorn over a girl who broke my heart 3 times and just sucks over all
>regressing back to neet-hood
>muh mental illness
>tfw hate meds but if I don't take them I'm even more of a wreck
>tfw KV
>gonna be a wizard soon
>tfw had to post this three times to get it right

Fuck

Someone end me
Seriously please kill me NOW
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>>7672881
But you might miss out on something really cool like the perfect lesbian movie or VR girlfriends!

>>7672863
I'm not touching persona until they have a femc. Het can eat its own shit.
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>>7672043
they look delish!
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>>7673067
>I'm not touching persona until they have a femc.
d/a, but P3P?
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>>7672881
>no vidya
What is the meaning of this?
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>>7673169
I only play cellphone games...
>>7673067
It's taking too long and VR is lame
It's not real anon
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>>7673260
>I only play cellphone games...
That is why you are a kv,
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>>7673097
I glimpsed it. But I'm a graphics whore.

>>7673333
If anything she should have lost her v card by now. Nice quads.
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>>7673097
FeMC canon sleeps with Elizabeth if you do her route.
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What's your favorite game, lesgen?
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>>7673404
Your mother. She's a lot of fun.
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i like viyda just not really good at playing multiplayer games. I only "play" visual novels these days anyways.
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>>7673404
League of Losers.
Also, that one anon from here that added me on League never messaged me back.
She probably hates me because I'm a shitter. Feelsbadman.jpg
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>>7673404
At the moment I want to say DDR, because it came up recently and I'm feeling particularly nostalgic about all the good memories from when it was at peak fad.
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>>7673404
Skyrim. Always.
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>>7673404
i know i'll get hate, but it's skyrim
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>>7673697
>>7673700
now kith
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>>7673404
Tfw no one likes morrowind
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>>7673774
False. My gf played it to death
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>>7673711
but i have a wife
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>>7673798
does she like skyrim?
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>>7673782
good
morrowind is superior :3
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>>7673810
idk desu
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>>7673818
is this 'wife' fictional?
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>install a text mod and a creature mod onto Skyrim
>somehow my lighting and weather mod stops working

Worst game desu.
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>>7673893
there's something wrong with your mods
skyrim is kinda shitty tho
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>24 year old kv

Is there a point where it's too late for you? When you've been alone for so long that you become basically un-dateable?

I don't think I will ever be comfortable in a relationship, especially if it is with a non-kv normie. My jealousy insecurity will make it impossible and I will probably resent her for having fun and living life while I was lonely and miserable.

One day I will be able to afford a therapist who can work through my issues with me, or at least I can throw money at pretty whores who can fuel my self-loathing. Until then, I am on my own.
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I work at Australian gamestop and my will to play vidya has dropped dramatically since working more "full time" hours. Kinda sucks tbqh, vidya was my chill out hobby and now idk what to do with my time
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>>7673906
>resent her for having fun and living life
I don't know if anyone's told you this, but you can have fun and live life without being in a relationship.
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>>7673913
Find a new hobby? Tabletop, baking, some recreational sport. I think I'm gonna take up scuba.
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>>7673913
Kill hitch-hikers? It's a classic Australian way to unwind.
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>>7673913
I started reading more books. Maybe it's just me, but I find I can fill any amount of time with reading, whereas with vidya and tv/movies I want to wait until I have a good chunk of time to devote to them.
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>>7673941
Yeah I'm thinking a recreational sport. Was thinking maybe rock climbing, but I have to find a buddy.

>>7673949
Perfect! Great australian pasttime hahah
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>>7673840
no, I'm just not really into gaming, so I don't talk about it
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>>7673956
Opposite for me. I tend to spend a lot of time reading, and I don't focus on anything else until I finish it. As a result I finish most books within a day or two.
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>>7673923
Nice try, normie

I'm not having fun because I'm a boring loser and nobody wants to hang out with me. It's the same reason why I'm still a kv. I've missed out on so much, I don't think I will ever become a fun, sociable person. It's too late for me, anon.

>tfw she tells you about all the fun drunk adventures she went on with her friends
>tfw she tells you about that amazing road trip with her ex
>tfw you spent all that time working, studying, masturbating, and shitposting on 4chan
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>>7673968
I usually had a couple of dedicated commute/other books going, ones that I wouldn't get salty about having to put down. Things that are a struggle (foreign language), or dry, or short are good for filling space with.
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>>7673980
>normie
Oh fuck off.
>I'm not having fun because I'm a boring loser and nobody wants to hang out with me.
So what? You can't have adventures on your own?
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>>7672412
The For Honor beta, it's pretty fun honestly, gonna buy the full game, but the P2P system is kinda shit and it's >Ubisoft
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>>7673404
Red Orchestra 2
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>>7674019
>Oh fuck off
The truth hurts

>So what? You can't have adventures on your own?
Going outside makes me nervous, especially if it is someplace I haven't been before. I'm learning to cook, but ymmv on whether or not that's considered adventurous. It's mostly cooking the same stuff over and over again because I can't get the flavor right.
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>>7674056
>The truth hurts
idk if you're a "boring loser", but you are kind of a dumbass.
>Going outside makes me nervous
Welcome to the fucking club.
>I'm learning to cook
Well that's something. Are you doing it because you enjoy it or because it will help you snag a mate?
I'm not saying you have to be "adventurous", just that you don't need to have friends to go out and do shit.
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>>7674079
Yo. Pull those pants down. Air out that cooch. I'll eat you if you play nice.
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>>7674098
Jesus, fine, sorry I interrupted your pity party. Have a nice day.
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>>7674137
I feel like you'd be the kind of girl that likes a slap once in a while.
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>>7674053
pls be my russian gf
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>>7674079
>Are you doing it because you enjoy it or because it will help you snag a mate?
I'm doing it because I like good food and it saves money. Nothing will help me snag a mate. Women don't care about your food, women, like all people, want cash and fun. I don't have either.

>>7674137
That's not me
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What do you think about that amandaschronicles on YouTube no longer being a lesbian and claiming to be a non binary tranny and taking testosterone?
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>>7674178
I'm Austrian, sorry.
And I mostly play MG or (on soviet side) Marksman
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>>7674183
top tier taste anyway :3
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>>7674189
T-thanks
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>>7674182
Nothing of value was lost
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hi cisbians
are any of you [spoiler]secretly biscum and[/spoiler] attracted to ftms?
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>>7673404
Monster Hunter
Leggo Legends with friends
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>>7672412
Recently started The Elder Scrolls Online which is pretty good. Just bought my first horse and stealing shit from people is fun. Overall just play Overwatch mostly and still half-way from re-finishing Final Fantasy 10. Also plan on finally getting into Dark Souls soon.

>>7673404
Zelda: Ocarina of Time

>>7673552
Shit, this is probably me. If it is, sorry anon, totally forgot since it was the week before finals and I haven't opened LoL at all. Still up for playing if you want. Should probably add you somewhere else because I don't open League as much anymore unless someone tells me to play. (ps i'm also a shitter rip)
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>went to the hospital yesterday
>don't have cancer
>still no guts to kill myself
wew
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>>7674053
wanna play ro2 with me and let me follow you around like a helpless little duckling who is bad at gaem?
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>>7671289
I thought this was a sex metaphor until I re-read it a few times.
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>>7674183

>always playing soviet
Top tier.

I always enjoy just being a basic bitch rifleman though.
Holding defensive lines against angry germans with automatics whilst using on my bolt action is fun af.

Hype for Rising Storm 2 though
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>>7674625
No, go away and never come back please.
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>>7674827
>implying I play with scrubd5
Just kidding, would be fun. I'm pretty busy with work lately unfortunately. Thanks Trump.

>>7674878
Yeah I still play rifleman a lot too, since it's often the only class available and most maps aren't big enough to warrant the need for a scope anyway.
Bridges though, creeping 15min through the dirt in prone position until you reach that one vantage point and just snipe and countersnipe Germans all day, so satisfying.
Yes, fucking Vietnam. I'll be listening to CCR all day and bring Napalm freedom to the poor VC.
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>>7673404
All time favourite? I really don't know. My biggest addiction when I was younger was The Sims and then The Sims 2. It was an interesting few months when I realised my Sim-self should start dating girls.
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>>7674937
>Yes, fucking Vietnam. I'll be listening to CCR all day and bring Napalm freedom to the poor VC.
Wow, you sure know how to get a girl fired up.
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>>7673404
I love borderlands 1 and 2
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>>7674937
>Yes, fucking Vietnam. I'll be listening to CCR all day and bring Napalm freedom to the poor VC.

Oh fuck yes.
Though I'll probably be playing as the Viets, because they'll have the shithouse bolt actions versus the american full auto. I enjoy being on that side of the asymmetry.

Same in RS1 where i play Japs rather than MURKA.

The important question however, is how bad is the ptsd you get from seeing Mamayev Kurgan show up in the map list

>>7674970
This though.
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I don't know how to react when someone tells me something bad.
>"My dad left us"
or
>"my aunt passed away"
I feel really sorry for them, but wtf am I supposed to say? Everything sounds like I fake-care. What should be said in such instances?
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>>7673906
You sound like me, except I'm a 25 yr old kv. Let's get married, bby. I make enough money to support both of us.
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>>7674988
I enjoy playing Japs too but it really depends on the map. On Iwo Jima being a Yankee marksman is just way too much fun.
I'll definitely play Viet-Cong too but I haven't checked the guns yet. I'm more at home with bolt-actions too, although I do enjoy the semis (most commonly the BAR or the MKb42)
And I honestly don't mind Mamayev that much, but again I'm usually Soviet marksman on that map, deep in the snow and pretending I'm Pavlichenko shooting fashisty.
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>>7674810
It's okay. I mostly just play on the weekends since I'm busy with school and work during the week. I have stream, I don't use it much anymore. School/work is ruining my gaming life.
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>>7675010
Do what I do: nod your head in agreement and say "oh, that sucks" then walk or look away.
Fuck, I'm autistic.
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>>7675019

Yeah, Mamyev for me usually means 'hunkering down in the trench with my friends, crying as the shells fall near me and the colour drains away'.

You make a fair point about the BAR, its a fun gun to use. Not to mention pic related. But i just love me a mossy nugget.
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On party with a qt3.14. Really want to hit on her, but literally no idea if she's straight or not. What do you usually do in situations like this?
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>>7671014
>Virgin basement-bound manchild edition
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>>7675013
M'lady, would you be interested in becoming my mommygf?
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>>7675052
PTSD Simulator 9000 is really such a fun game. I wish I could speak Russian to understand the cries of absolute horror, but the German ones are bad enough usually.
Moist nugget is definitely best gun and best marksman rifle though. AAAAAAH MOTHERLAND.
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>>7675068

Jesus christ the death screams are so horrific. Im glad I cant understand either language, it'd fuck me up.

>>7675054
Do nothing and then cry about it later, usually.
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>>7675084
The Americans can be pretty bad too though.
>P-Pa? I think I fell off the t-tractor, Pa...

>>7675054
Make awkward small talk and blush a lot, stutter like an absolute retard and go home alone. Works erry time
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>>7675054
Small talk, make a flirtatious light touch. if she responds positively. "sooo, are you into girls?" if she says "um yes" proceed, if not, KILL YOURSELF

of course this requires good body language usage and reading, so no hope for u my fellow autismo
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>>7675125
I doubt I'd actually manage to hit on her, besides I found out shes 17, so fuck me, i won't hit on an underage. Better luck next time i guess
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>>7674625
No. Disgusting.
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>>7674821
You can't kill yourself because I love you.
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>>7675104

Jesus christ. That's another good reason I try not to play Americans.
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Why do Americans want Muslims in their country? Can someone explain because I legitimately don't understand why
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>>7675260
Because the USA is a nation of immigrants. Always has been, always will be, since they're smart enough to understand that immigration is always a net positive.

They're the most powerful nation on earth for a reason, anon.
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>>7675223
Yeah it's pretty gruesome. But so much fun.
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>>7675390
>dykes play RO

Where have you been all my life?
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>tfw horny
>tfw I want to go to gym
>If I go, I'll get even hornier and won't be able to control myself
what do?
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>>7675443
Hiding in Vienna, obviously.

>>7675449
Masturbate first, then work out. Duh.
Also best picture
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>>7675449
I think you need to watch all of the cuties bouncing up and down until you can't take it any more.
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>>7675187
Who are you and why do you love me.
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>>7675449
My friend always avoids the gym for the month of January because she gets too turned on by the mildly THICC girls who pile in for New Years resolution stuff.
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>>7671014
My girlfriend is into Shin Megami Tensei and to this day she still believes it's what initially attracted me to her.
Also, she recently skipped on a friend's party because she wanted to stay home to play The Witcher 3.
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>>7674810
Why do so many girls like Zelda?
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>>7673404
Harvest Moon: Back to Nature
Right now I'm playing Trails of Cold Steel 2. Are there any vitafags in this thread?
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>>7675617

It's great, why else.
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>>7675628
I'm a Vitafag.
I'm still sort of playing Trails in the Sky, although I've been focusing on other games recently.
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>>7675653
Oh yeah, is it any good? Cold steel is pretty fun so far. What else are you playing right now?
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>>7675065
Are you a qt? How old are you? Are you in 'merica?
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>>7675327
No it's not. Reddit, pls leave.
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>>7675681
It's nice. I'm around 10 hours in so there's still lots to see, but as usual with Trails, they're doing a good job with the world building. I'd say it's a classical little RPG with some modern twists.
Currently I'm mainly playing Tales of Xillia.
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>Butch
>Complicated relationship with my body
>Not sure if it's bad self esteem or if the ftm meme is true

I don't want to be a tranny.
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>>7675740
Talk in a tranny thread. They will be able to help you.
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Today in Japanese class we talked about colours and patterns ended up colouring in pictures of different pieces of clothing. [nospoiler]And the kinda qt probably gay grill chatted me up.[/nospoiler]
It was quite nice, and now I'm considering buying one of these adult colouring books. I've been having trouble relaxing lately, anyway.
Are they fun, /lesgen/?
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>>7675743
They are, actually. It's something we just stop doing once we leave childhood but it never stops being an enjoyable activity.
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>>7675743
>tfw your japanese class is has no fun like that
Though I do enjoy when the teacher spends 30 minutes talking about her adventures around the world.
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>>7675743
Japan's idea of "blue" is wild. It stretches much further into the realm of green than I'm used to.
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>someone asks you to interpret this kanji éť’ without any context
>wat do
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>>7675764
I meant to quote >>7675759
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>>7675764
>i-it's blue
>turns out to be referring to a traffic light
>well shit
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>>7675747
It did remind me of childhood, and the careless time before I had to pay bills.

>>7675753
Japanese class is pretty tough on us. We can be grateful to be able to enjoy such an activity for a change.

>>7675759
Well, blue and green aren't as different from each other in Japan as they are in the English language. As >>7675764 is implying with the reading of the Kanji.
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My ex-gf still wants to be friends although we broke up because she was too "mentally ill" to be in a romantic relationship, and she's a ftm tranny.

The bitch has this controlling nature where she will lecture me if I don't respond, and interrogate me as to why.

What do?
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>>7675795
>dated a tranny

You don't belong in this thread.
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>>7675795
>ftm
>referring to him as a girl
Just don't respond to him ever again, you're not going to be a friend to this guy and it sounds like you don't like him anyway.
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>>7675802
I'm a dyke, though.

She has a female voice and is pre op. I just saw her as a girl
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>>7675810
Tranner detected.

I refer to them as he infront of them. Since when is clg pro-tranny?
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>>7675810
Also, you don't know the situation.

They're an emotional trainwreck, and I have been there for them everyday for the last six months. I've stayed up all night as they cried, lost sleep, became ill and had them break up with me.

They barely supported me, as well. I do love them intensely, it's just really difficult.
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>>7675818
d/a, but I'm not anti-trans and I never have been. I don't usually participate in the fights that happen here because they're between crazy people who aren't representative of either group.
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>>7675525
Just accept it without questions.
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>>7675894
Well, ok. Thanks for your love.
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Lesgen gimme some good TV shows to watch pls. Lesbian stuff appreciated but not necessary.
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>>7671014
Alone playing mount and blade or old need for speed series... That sounds sad even for me.
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>>7676007
Wentworth is good if you haven't seen that.
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W-we like rv here (even if rookie is an eh song)
https://youtu.be/HphUx4NlspE
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>>7676033
First I thought that's how Mike Tyson says Westworld but apparently it's another show entirely. Thanks!
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>>7676042
It's shit.

These qt and gut song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03jU7hvdelE
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>>7676042
Disappointed with the title track but who knows, it could grow on me. But all in all, I really like this album.
Also, talk to me is the best, I don't care what the other bitches say
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>>7676042
mate i bought "little little" and "happily ever after" on itunes so fast after hearing them
the rest are meh/okay but i'll give them a few more listens
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>>7676042
Joy looked so gorgeous in the MV. Also Wendy is a top tier qt, would date
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>>7673552
are you EUW?
I'm supp main and need a strong ADC to carry me :(
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>>7676007
Hannibal
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>>7675449
Go anon, do it and make those gains while you imagine fugging all those cardio bunnies

My favorite time of year is January because half the girls don't know what the fuck they're doing and always ask me for help
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>>7676168
Seen and loved it, but thanks
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>>7676064
>>7676080
Good taste, Little Little, Happily Ever After, and Talk To Me are my favorite songs in this album. Red Velvet has always produced really good b-sides, some of them which are better than the title song and this album might be the best one so far, along with The Red
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Can Canadacucks tell me how hard is it for a foreigner to land a job on higher education there? Life in my shithole is cracking down and I want to escape.
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>>7676277
>how hard is it for a foreigner to land a job on higher education there
If you mean a job in higher education, like as a uni prof, I have no idea.

If you mean that you have some kind of degree and are looking for work, then it depends on the field, how much experience you have and how well you interview. Also where you're trying to settle, some areas are significantly more competitive than others.
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Uh, you okay Summer?
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>>7676277
We have a points based system. So there won't be a grey area when you apply - either you qualify, or you do not. Just apply and find out.
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>>7676379
My mom got her very useful humanities degree, a masters and an almost PhD. To be honest I have no idea what kind of job she can get besides teaching.

>>7676396
So what do you recommend, apply for jobs through the Internet or stay in Canada with a visitor permit until she can get a job?
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>>7676042
>tfw listening to the entire album on repeat at work
The comfiest feeling
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>>7676396
That's for immigration/pr though, nothing to do with the job market.
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So anons I'm going to Australia for three weeks this Sunday, anyone has any tips generally? What to do, what to see, good restaurants or clubs in Sydney/Melbourne etc?
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>>7676396
>>7676458
Oh, points are used for work visas as well, my b.
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>>7676467
beware the bogan
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>>7676007
Look up Nordic Noir if you like crime thriller stuff and don't mind subtitles on. Scandinavian shows are well regarded. Nordic Noir is a theme and not a show specifically.
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>>7676574
I've seen The Killing, that was pretty good.
And not really a crime show but Borgen was cool too.
Thanks for the recommendation
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>>7676610
No problem. I never really watch shows personally, but my wife loves nordic tv, she's British :)
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>>7676709
>my wife
I wanna say that one day.
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>>7673404
Age of Empires
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>>7676739
Me too, Anon, me too.
;_;
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>>7676764
Man, I'd be content with "girlfriend."
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>>7676780
I'd be content with "friend who accidentally brushes against me sometimes"
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>>7676007
Orphan black, homeland, wentworth, portlandia, vikings, Bake off, face off, American horror story s1+2, shameless, stranger things, ray donovan
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>>7676042
Holy shit body talk and talk to me are amazing.
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>>7676161
I'm in NA. Support/Top.

>ADC in 2017
>ADC in this assassin meta

Girl, it's like you wanna feed.
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I was eating my begrudging FWB out last night and it was going pretty well but then she started like, talking to me and telling me that she cared for me and stuff.

It kinda ruined the mood, I like it better when we just start shit talk each other and do the oral.

She almost fucking cried and tried to snuggle me. I mean I didn't just tell her to fugg off or anything but it was so strangely off putting.
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>tfw you crush on a professor at university
>tfw you never see her because she's in a different department
>tfw you write an email to her and when she emails back she writes bises (kisses) and her first name
>tfw you want her so bad but she's probably straight
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>>7676870
A "friend" would be enough for the start
;w;
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>>7677001
>talonxez
No more of this.
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>>7677029
Earlier this month I accidentally sent a nude to my high school soccer coach and she replied back "nice sheets" and I never said anything back to her.
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>>7677025
She caught the feels or she just needs someone close to her right now. Don't lead her on but try to be there for her and tell her that you aren't looking for a girlfriend (you fucking crazy) but you care about her too and will be there for her if she needs to talk or needs to hug.

>>7677053
Well is she hot? How did you accidentally send a nude to someone that random??
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>>7677038
>tfw no friend
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>>7677043
You're right. Taric is a better match for our fuckboi EZ.
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>>7677061
She is kinda old but I've seen pictures of her in her mid-20s and daaaammmn.

Also we talk a lot and her name has the same two first letters as the girl I meant to sext to and I sent them a nearly identical message whining about my shitty day.
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>>7677095
You didn't sext me tho?
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>>7677053
was she cute at least!
And at least she made a joke, and didn't shame you
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Has anyone noticed that girls who lift are all submissive AF?

Like, I workout a lot but I just wanna switch sometime, like call you mommy for a change.
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>>7672203
they're snickerdoodles (cinnamon sugar cookies)!
>>7673079
they were delish!
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Finally got back into Master rank on Overwatch
>feelsgoodman
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>>7677252
Boost me pls
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>>7676277
Is that madotsuki or megumin?
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>>7676739
No worries Anon. All of us that can say that have been in your shoes once.
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>>7677321
I'm barefoot!
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>>7677321
WHAT ARE THOOOOOSEEEEEEE
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>>7677396
Comfy.
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>>7677404
Autism.
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>>7677396
They are comfy, that's what they are! Like sticking your foot into the butt of a rabbit I bet!
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>>7677410
Ok?
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>>7677411
Rabbit colons aren't fur-lined, though.
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>>7677420
They are warm tho.
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>>7677419
hey just be yourself.
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>>7677198
They look and sound delicious but jesus christ what a retarded name. As expected of burger engrish

Mind you I just googled it and they blame it on bastardised German.
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>>7677457
That's what I normally do in my own home. I don't get how wearing comfy slippers is autistic.
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>>7677262
Depends, will you let me suck your tits and call you mommy?
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>>7677469
well literally just be yourself my brosef.

[spoiler]please be my gf[/spoiler]
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>>7677527
I don't know what i'd do with two, anon! Sorry.
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Downloaded her for fun and found the profile of this girl in my school that's a junior and 16 y/o, she put she was 18. Wtf. Also, why are 90% of les/bi girls around me ugly/fat/tumblrina looking -_-
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>>7677466
Are you a brit bong? Can you explain why you say schedule=SHED-YOOL but don't school=SKOOL? Fucking ridiculous.

>>7677498
Eh well I prefer older women but I mean if it gets me over these fucking afks.
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>>7677545
I dated a 15 year old for like 7 months because she put 18 in her dating profile.
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>>7677545
Well she wants to lure unsuspecting older women into her teen honey trap.

And a lot of these women have trouble meeting other women. So obviously there's something wrong with em.
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>>7677534
sad day
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>>7676059
What is this hour long of beatless, boring, amateurish, low-production, low-quality hipster irrelevant indie garbage? Keep it
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>>7677644
wew, not even that anon but you're a clown.
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>>7677644
What do you listen to? Metal?
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>>7677644
You're probably too young to know them. Sure their music may not be as catchy or high production as contemporary music, but nostalgia is probably the biggest reason why people are attached to "old" or "retro" music. Nostalgia makes things better than it actually was
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>>7676007
Peep Show. You autistics fucks will relate for sure
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>>7677702
My music taste is extremely patrician and I like what my good tastes gravitate to. https://youtu.be/RPX44xvUmFA
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>>7677836
u da hero
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>>7677836
Fuck you
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>>7677836
Damn, the last time I saw this video was when I was in high school
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>>7677562
Nice. Did you fug her at least?
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>>7675731
Neat. I'll have to download those then. How are the Tales games? I'll probably play Steins;gate after don't wanna get burned out
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>>7675029
iktf
I'll try going online this weekend then

>>7675687
>Are you a qt?
If I was I'd probably already have a gf already d e s u
>How old are you?
21
>Are you in 'merica?
The continent, yes
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>>7678053
ignore me being dumb and putting "already" twice
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>>7677702
What's wrong with metal?

>>7677812
This. Just watch out. It might be too real for you to handle.
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>>7678053
You sound cute, you can be my gf.
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Hello Ladies,

I know the in-vogue thing to do these days is to pretend you're a lesbian but deep down we all know that none of you are able to actually resist your biological instinct to be with a man.

With that said, I offer myself - a 24 year old, 225 pound, lean/muscular 6'1, successful business owner with extensive ties in the travel industry

Add me on steam if you live in the USA and aren't afraid of flying. Username: njoenka
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>>7678134
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>>7678134
kek. Ask yourself, why would lesbian women on the Internet be interested in you when women in real life already are not? Fix yourself, get a gf.
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Can you describe your first time when you had sex with a girl? Especially when you make skin contact, even in non sexual situations it feels so good when girls casually touch me, can't imagine how lewd it would feel to have someone's legs wrapped around your back or your neck..
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>>7678071
Metal is the hot dog of popular music. It takes a lot of technical mastery and specific equipment to make (from scratch) and, when modified and dressed appropriately, it appeals to some extent to nearly everyone, but people who mostly or exclusively eat hot dogs are fucking disgusting.
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>>7678134
Do we have to fuck, or will you just give me money to be around you?
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>>7678168
I think you could have come up with a better analogy than hotdogs, anon.
I agree with you though, but anyone who consumes one type of media exclusively or excessively are disgusting. Look at weeaboos, ghetto trash wiggers or any elitist group.
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>>7676907
>body talk
I seriously don't understand why so many people like this song so much. It's definitely not bad, but kind of underwhelming plus the other songs are much likeable.

Wendy's voice at the beginning is ridiculously hot tho, I'll give you that
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>>7678234
Heh yeah it was a shoddy analogy, sorry. I actually used to really like doom metal and power metal.
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>>7678242
Are you kidding me? The synth in the song is amazing, legit got goosebumps on my first listen. Bop of the year desu
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>>7678071
Everyone here is basically Mark
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>>7678299
Eh I guess I just like the songs that are more "red", like happily ever after and talk to me. Body talk is still nice
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>>7678168
Congratulations. You made the recent news.

>>7678167
It never happened :DDDDD [screams metaphysically]
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>>7678167
I'd also like to know this
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>>7674182
Really? What a shame. I used to like her
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>>7678278
I still love power metal. Especially groups like Sabaton. That bombast and energy is what I crave. When I used to drive home at 4am it was pretty much the only thing keeping me from falling asleep at the wheel. It made me drive like a mad bitch but whatever, no one but me on the roads anyway.
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it's so confusing, how can i ensure i'm actually gay and not bi? I know I'm 100% attracted to girls, but I'm not sure how I feel about guys; some are very good looking, nice to look at, but all the guys I see this way are model tier or celebs, while I find "ordinary" girls, some in my school, attractive. Ive had crushes on girls irl but never crushed on a dude, I really only find male model looks attractive. So am i technically bi, or gay? Since I cant ever imagine myself sucking dick or touching one..
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>>7674810
Bruh, fucking get Dark Souls. One of my all time favorite games.
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>>7678561
nah your gay finding a dude aesthetically attractive doesn't mean you want to fuck them.Its like theirs this expectation for gay girls not to find guys even aesthetically attractive but if you have no interest in fucking guys your fine
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How many of you here play Overwatch/have played with people here?
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>>7678167
>Be 16
>"Dating" a 13 year old at my school
>At my house after school, no parents
>We're hanging out in my room, watching TV and holding hands
>Getting sweaty so start taking off clothes
>We've kissed before but haven't gotten naked yet
>Kissing gets heavier and I start kissing down her legs
>I've never felt so much adrenaline. She's never felt so good. She's so soft and smells so nice. I want to lick her skin.
>I do
>Everything starts feeling surreal, like I'm watching myself do this
>Her tongue is the most magically thing in the world
>She gasps in my ear and I just want to squeeze her forever
>I can feel her hot and wet on my thigh
>My mom comes home and she has to hide under my bed
>Sneak her out and walk her home, trying not to sound so eager to do it again

It was good. I wish I could go back to those days when simple things were amazing and just holding a girl's hips was enough to make my heart pound.

I want to be a kid again ;_;
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>>7678593
>this expectation for gay girls not to find guys even aesthetically attractive
this confuses me so so much, like i cant declare myself gay since I do find some guys reaaally good looking. But dicks are gross

I get nervous around good looking guys cause all i can think is "omg he's so aesthetic, love his hair and facial structure, I hope he doesn't think I'm weird for admiring" but my nervousness around cute girls is more natural and giddy.
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>>7678685
I do, but I play on the PS4 because I don't have a good enough PC. Mainly Reinhardt/Mercy/Lucio because I can't aim for shit.
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good evening, lesgen!
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>>7678703
Wanna be support for my DPS?
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>>7678701
Seriously it's fine. You can find a person physically attractive without being sexually attracted to them. I think my brother is a good looking guy, but that doesn't make me straight, bi or incestuous. Stop fixating on your sexuality and just enjoy your life. Go out and find a cute girl to eat out.
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>>7678561
It's sexuality. If you're solely attracted to women you are gay. You can see a cute dog and not want to fuck it. You can see a pretty painting and not want to fuck it. For me it's like males are children. They don't register in my line of sexual interests. But then again I hate them for their personalities.

>>7678685
Ahoy hoy. Pharah is my go-to on attack. I'll also use Zarya, Sym, and Ana. Sometimes Mei or DVa.

>>7678686
Even if this is a lie I sure did enjoy it.
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>>7678884
Slightly embellished at most. It was a long time ago.
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>>7678053
Fucking lel. What a funny coincidence. I'm the anon that you added on League. (25 yr old kv)
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Are the girls on 6th Street that walk around holding hands lesbian couples or liberal besties?
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>>7679127
Yes.
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>>7679132
I'm surprised there's no lesbian bar in Austin (yet?) all things considered.
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>tfw mom literally tells you you need to go fuck someone already
Well shit. Can anyone here take my virginity for the sake of my mom's well being?
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>>7679165
Are you demonstrably cisgendered?

Where do you live?
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>>7679170
I guess. Doctors haven't found penis or prostate in me.

The third world, sadly.
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>>7679199
So by "someone" did your mom mean a male or does she know you're gay?
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>>7679165
My mom decided I'm asexual, she saves newspaper articles about asexuals for me. It's kind of cute.
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>>7679224
I don't know. She has thrown tantrums over me being gay twice, once because she saw Sakura Trick in my computer and the other because she saw /lgbt/ some other day. At the very least she suspects but I think she meant I should fuck dudes, yeah, though she keeps telling me this "I'm a 100% supportive of you" shit.

>>7679235
It does sound cute, actually.
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>>7679235
>newspaper

do those still exist?
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>>7679279
Old people still exist, so yes.
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>>7679265
>Sakura Trick
I'd throw a tantrum too if I saw you watching that trash.
In all seriousness though, I'm sorry your mom sends wildly mixed messages. That's tough to deal with.
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>>7679320
Well, I don't really follow Sakura Trick because it's kind of boring. I think most of the other stuff Tachi has released is better. Mom saw a thread back when the anime was airing and read "lesbians" and began to ask me all sort of stupid shit, doesn't help I've heard her say lesbians are disgusting at least twice. She does like faggots though. I've found gay porn in her history and also has some gay friends. Fucking straight women are weird.
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>>7678776
What happened to adori? Is she still getting fucked by guys?
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>>7679353
The manga's boring, but the anime makes me want to set myself on fire. Futakaku Kankei isn't my thing either but I'll concede that it's better than ST.
That's pretty hypocritical of her.
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>>7679428
I don't really think the anime was worse than the manga, if you ignore it seemed to have barely little more budget than Kill Me Baby. I do like Futakaku Kankei, it's funny.

I know. Supporting certain group of people because it's your fetish is just disgusting to be honest.
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>>7679450
I quit after the first episode, it made me irrationally angry.
Yep.
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>>7679513
>it made me irrationally angry
How so? Even if I don't particularly like ST I still found the anime cute.
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>>7679549
It's like how certain types of people just make you want to turn around and leave their presence immediately (e.g. drunk racist stepford wives, thirsty neckbeard creeps). I just have that kind of reaction to how the girls are in ST.
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>>7679643
Well based on Tachi's art style especially in their earlier work they give the impression of being male.

You shouldn't have high expectations for yuri written by men.
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>>7679713
Allegedly Tachi's female, but I don't care enough to look into whether that's actually true. It was only the anime that bugged me anyway.
I didn't really expect to like it, but I was determined to give it a chance. I'm not going to pretend I have any real foundation for my dislike of it, it's just aggressively not to my taste.
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>>7679265
This queer can get a gf but I can't
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>>7679513
Kek

>>7679265
My sister cried when she saw /lgbt/ on my computer. Called it "that lesbian chat room"
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>>7679834
Oh anon. There is no justice in this world. Better luck next life.
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Damn, that old married dicklover is starting behind our doorway and I can see about 20% of her. Bitch, go to your working place already.
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>>7680209
>standing
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Lesgen I'm having a lunch date, send help
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>>7680353
Order something nice. Don't get too drunk. Smile and nod. Ask questions.

Need more?
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>>7678593
What if I never physically wanted to fuck with guys but had several crushes?
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post those
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>>7680376
Order fork food, not sandwiches. There's nothing like talking to someone who has mayo smeared on their cheek.

Order modestly, regardless of who is paying.
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Who /hateherex/ here?
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>>7678112
D-do you mean it?

>>7679109
Kek
>tfw we both main top
I-I can bottom for you if you want
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>>7680376
>>7680508
Thanks anons. It went pretty well. We had some great good and a bottle of sake and she convinced me to go to the sauna/steam room thing with her afterwards
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>>7680669
You're going to get nekkid?
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Good morning! I'm sure you get this all the time in this thread, but maybe you guys can help me out? I'm questioning my sexuality and I want to talk to someone about it/maybe get some advice or insight.
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>>7680672
We did, I thought I'd die, haha. She is waaaay too attractive for me.

>>7680675
What are you questioning exactly?
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I made an okcupid for snooping purposes. It has a Wojak for a picture and no profile, but I did answer some questions to get Match percentages.

Which of you desperate dykes "liked" me?
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>>7680675
It's confusing because I don't crave sex with women really. But I had to teach myself to like sex with men over the course of a couple of years, so I don't think that means anything.

I never had the opportunity to get close to a woman because any time I found out/suspected someone was a lesbian I get SUPER awkward around them and couldn't talk to them. I get awkward around a lot of men too though, even ones I'm not attracted to, so I don't think that means anything either. I'm just an awkward person.

I had sex with a woman a few years ago but we were very drunk and what I remember I hate and am ashamed of. But I feel the same way after getting too drunk and screwing a guy friend, so again, I don't think that means anything. The only women who have asked me out I have not been attracted to but this is a small country town so selection is limited.

I'm considering getting on okcupid and meeting a cute girl and explaining it to her, going on a date, and maybe getting physical if she's down. Is this the best way to deal with my questions you think? To just go for it? That's the only way I managed to make myself have sex with men. Maybe this will feel more natural and not require years of practice for me to enjoy it.

Or do you think I only feel this way because I'm going through a romantic and physical dry spell and getting desperate? But it's not like I can't get decent men, I've broken up with two perfectly acceptable guys and ditched a number of others in this past confusing year. I just have a whole lot of ifs and maybes, and diving into it seems like the best option for finding out at this point. What do you think?
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>>7680693
Wow sorry for the wall of text. I guess it's just been on my mind lately.
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>>7680675
>>7680693
>>7680694
You're bisexual and you have issues with intimacy (or even the potential for intimacy)

You should stay off okcupid until you figure yourself out a little bit better, and learn to stop being so desperate

Try learning to practice breathing meditation, it is really easy so just google it, it can help you to think straight (pun unintended)
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>>7680710
Man I've been trying to sort through my issues for six years and made little to no progress. I just can't get a sense of self awareness. But I live without it just fine for the most part. I can't wait to grow one. Also, I don't think this is desperation because I can get sex/relationships from pretty good guys. It's just not working for me.

Meditation, maybe.
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>>7679372
She's with guys and girls.
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>>7680829
Add her name to the fucking filters Cuz that bitch was UGG-LEE. The obsession with that 300 lb niglet is just a sign of someone hoping to shitpost.
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>>7677956
What I like best about the Tales games are the battle systems. You don't just press X, instead there are lots of different button and attack/magic combinations around. Even though the games are usually quite easy, so it's not as if you had to master them. Still, it's fun.
They also feature a lot of exposition and scenes to advance the plot. It's something I'm noticing with Xillia a bit more than with previous entries, even.
And I also love Steins;Gate a lot. Sci;Adv is one of my favourite franchises.
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>>7680693
if you're turned off by all sex it could be you're asexual. Or it could just be you don't like drunk sex, and want sex to have meaning
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I give in. KyoAni Tooru is cute. You win.
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>>7681091
Another one converted!
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>>7680693
To me it sounds like you're just not a very sexual person. Maybe it's a low libido, maybe you're somewhere on the ace spectrum. If you had to teach yourself how to be with men, and it didn't come naturally to you, I don't think there's a whole lot of attraction involved.
I think trying out OKC could work for you. Having dates or sex with a woman could clear up your feelings in that regard.

How is your romantic attraction? Have you had feelings for men, women, both? Who do you see yourself with in the future, who do you fantasize about?
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>>7681093
Well I was only "converted" to the anime. I already read the manga.
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How do two girls have sex?
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>>7681193
It's mostly handholding.
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>>7681193
Pic related.
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>>7681202
That's extreme.

>>7681193
First we talk. Then we go for a walk.

>>7681211
DELETE
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>>7681211
That's a pretty long thumb
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>>7680643
Yes <3
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How's that backlog coming along, /lesgen/?
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>>7681098
>>7681086
I actually am pretty sexual though. I have always had sex on the brain a lot, started masturbation early and frequently, just always had an interest in it. But actually being with a guy was not good in the beginning.

I have always pictured myself with men. But I can imagine myself being romantically happy with a woman. Maybe the reason I picture myself with men is that's just what I've always done since I was little and saw on TV that girls and boys get together. I never gave women a chance cause I was too awkward around them.

But yeah, that's what I was thinking. Clear up my feelings once and for all, romantically and possibly physically. I mean what is there to lose?

Did any of you have this much uncertainty or did everyone just know?
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>>7681301
Well I'm watching LoGH finally.
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>>7681301
Not actively working on it to be honest. Maybe later.
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>>7680643
You'll be my ADC?
You'll be willing to get one shot by every assassin for me?
I think I love you already, anon.
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>>7681344
Alycia Debnam-Carey?
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>when you stare at the ground while you walk because no confidence
>see high heels
>eyes travel up sculpted black stocking legs
>see a nice, clean, professional outfit with a tan coat
>shimmering long black hair and a breathtaking face looking at you
>panic and slam eyes back to the floor
Women are just so perfect it's intimidating
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>>7679127
This made me realize I'm not taking advantage of living in a relatively gay city nearly enough.
What makes a city "good" for gay people though? What can I do to take advantage of my location?
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>>7681211
Pls this is a blue board
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>>7681324
Space keikaku doori - the best kind.
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>>7673906
>jealousy insecurity
No wonder dykes have the most unsuccessful relationships, Christ shit like this makes me lol@women all the time
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>>7681633
>Male wants to critisize female relationships
Kek your virginity is showing kid
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>>7681654
Don't feed it, dumbass.
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>>7681659
I'm bored in class. Sometimes you want to throw garbage at the ugly kid.
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>>7681704
But in this case the the ugly kid is panting heavily and staring hungrily at you while you throw the garbage, muttering "more, more". Next class they'll sit closer to you, hoping you'll do it again.
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>>7681729
Next time I bring a gun. What a twist. Girl shoots up school to kill beta orbiters.
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>>7681740
Please keep in mind that this was supposed to be an analogy for feeding the troll.
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>>7673404
Splatoon
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>>7678167
i held hands with a girl once,does this counts?
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>>7673404
Any Zero Escape game, but VLR is my favorite
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>>7677644
>beat

Pop pleb. Coming from someone who likes garbage empty drivel like RV, your standards are embarrassing.

>low-production
Kek

>Irrelevent
Sonic Youth, The Breeders, Nirvana, and The Ramones all toured with them. They aren't irrelevant.

>>7677725

Retard. It isn't nostalgia.
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>>7681308
From puberty I knew there was attraction to women, but I thought it was a phase brought on by abuse, so I ignored it. Eventually I realised it wasnt going away and I slept with a woman. That cemented it for me and I've accepted that I'm a lesbian.
There was a lot of uncertainty and confusion to get to this point, but everyone has their own pace. Just do what's comfortable for you and you'll find your way.
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>>7681754
Where's the analogy where you give me head?

>>7681801
Bare handed? You play a dangerous game anon.
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>>7681914
>Where's the analogy where you give me head?
Nobody here wants your frat boy dick, bro.
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My GF is making a lot of casual suicide comments and she is a cop so she has a gun and stuff.

Is there like someone I can call that won't get her like fired or something?
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>>7682022
you can call your gf
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>>7682022
Are there hotlines in your country that you can call? They might be able to give you better advice on how to deal with a potentially suicidal gf.
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>>7682031
I do call her a lot, we live together so there is that but I call her almost everyday while she is at work for a little bit.

>>7682051
Like the suicide hotline? I thought it was just for people like, in the process of committing suicide.

I'm kinda stupid.
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>>7681985
Rude. My vagina rules these parts, mannerless dolt.

>>7682022
Definitely ask her to have a serious discussion. You need to find out if this is serious because it deviates from her usual behavior. Then go with her to get professional help.
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>>7682082
aww that's sweet ;w;
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>>7682085
Talking to her seems like a better idea than going into business for myself and calling numbers.
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>>7682082
>Like the suicide hotline? I thought it was just for people like, in the process of committing suicide.
The ones in my country say they are for if you or someone you know is contemplating suicide.
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>>7678167
My first time was when I was 13 with a girl who has been my best friend since we were 6. We were a couple for a couple of years as well, until we finished school.

The first time was the night of my birthday when I turned 13, I hadn't really considered love or sex until that point so it was her that confessed a physical attraction that day, once my other guests had left. She stayed for a sleepover.

It was awkward, lots of touching and stroking, homing in on the sensitive bits. We didn't reach a peak that night, but we were naked in the same bed. Over the years we learned together but eventually figured out that a romantic love had never been there, which is why we broke up.

She's bisexual and moved on to other lovers, she went traveling in Europe while I continued studying. She later married, before I did, to a girl from Luxembourg that she met once she resumed academics.

We're still besties to this day.
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>>7682085
My apologies, I mistook lesbian frat boy bantz for regular old frat boy bantz. Here, put this on so I won't make the same mistake again in the future.
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>>7682149
That's adorable.
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>>7682158
Where did the frat boy remark stem from? Because I want to engage in sexually explicit activity with other women without the promise of future security and companionship? It's pronounced BOI

>>7682149
Wtf is with these 13 yos. Why is not one watching these kids.
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>>7682219
Why would my parents watch me in my room? I know I didn't state it, but even a cheezebrain would assume that we didn't do oral in the middle of the living room.
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>>7681890
I played 999 back in the day and loved it.
Finally ordered Virtue's Last Reward a couple days ago, it should be here by tomorrow.
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>>7682244
Yeah but an earlier anon lost it to a 13 yo. I'm so jealous.

>>7682251
999 hit all the right buttons for me. I used a walk through the whole time but it was good.
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>>7682251
I hope you enjoy it! I easily put 40 or 50 hours into unlocking all the endings, but I generally take my time playing games. It should keep you busy for a while
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>>7682219
>Where did the frat boy remark stem from?
Your previous volley was a non-sequitur 'suck my dick'.
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>>7682291
Getting head or getting eaten is the same thing to me. I don't think head is exclusive to dudes. I do get picky about masturbating in the whole fap vs schlick deal. It's a schlick noise.
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>>7682313
>Getting head or getting eaten is the same thing to me.
Yes. Inserting a command to perform either act into an unrelated conversational thread is frat boy humor, regardless of gender.
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>>7682375
You spend a lot of time with frat boys? I am a college aged lesbian who doesn't get much hands on time with my gf. Do you not like women demanding sexual favors from you? You some kind of stuck up bitch?
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>>7682440
You sound like a douchy frat boy.

Kys.
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>>7682448
You sound like a neet who doesn't play well with others. An hero to save some oxygen for someone who will matter.
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>>7682455
I wasn't that anon you were talking with.

>you don't like women demanding sexual favours
>are you a stuck up bitch

This is the highest level of douchy, entitled frat boy, you obnoxious dyke.
>>
>join the discord
>get kicked without a word
okay? cool
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>>7682440
>I am a college aged lesbian who doesn't get much hands on time with my gf. Do you not like women demanding sexual favors from you? You some kind of stuck up bitch?
>using sexual frustration as an excuse
>attacking a woman after sexual advances are spurned
wew, we are reaching maximum frat boy
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>>7682471
Kek you need to calm down. What's got you so triggered? Head on over to Tumblr if you can't learn to stop screeching.

>>7682474
May have been me. I was clearing out anyone that wasn't added and were offline. If you want to join again I'll find someone to add you.
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>>7682503
>w-well, you're just t-tumblr
>le tumblr maymay
>ignoring the point

It's not screeching to just say that accusing people of being a stuck up bitch if they don't like your sexual demands is entitled and douchy.
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>>7682440
There are an unfortunate number of overgrown frat boys out there in the working world, they tend to make company parties very tiresome.

So you wanted me to engage in erp with you? Not my cup of tea, sorry.
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>>7682535
>scREEEEEEEch scREEEEEEEch
The problem here is you think I seriously want to touch you. It's a remark that isn't meant to be followed through. In other words a joke to be dismissed. But if you can't manage your autism enough to see that it's no wonder why girls don't date you.
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>>7681297
>>7681344
I've never been this poplar with grills before
d-doushio
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>>7682571
>durr I'm a retard screch screeech xD

Nigger.

That wasn't me. You replied with that comment to someone else.

Girls don't date me because I never go out, m8, acthsually.
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>>7682571
>But if you can't manage your autism enough to see that it's no wonder why girls don't date you
fucking rich coming from you
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>>7682566
I wanted you to act like a normal woman and not overreact. But very little should be expected from you.

>>7682627
I made an offhand comment and people were triggered by it. Sjws decided this meant they were being raped by some frat boy. Come back with an argument in where I'm the one at fault here. Dateless neets literally could not contain their autism.
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>>7682639
>SJWs

What the fuck are you talking about? Frat boys are universally hated, and no one said anyone was being raped. Your douchyness is similar to frat boyisms, just accept it.
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>>7682639
>I wanted you to act like a normal woman and not overreact.
>overreact
Is your bantz detector broken? You're the one who started getting pissy when I called you a frat boy.
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>>7682675
Someone said my comment was like a frat boy. I said probably because I'm college aged. Then it had to erupt into you getting offended. Calm down is all I'm trying to tell you. Because if you're gonna be that nuts over a woman talking about sex then you gotta leave. And that's all I'm gonna advise you. OK? Good.
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>>7682698
jesus fucking christ you are as mentally ill as people say you are
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>>7682694
Then the problem may be others butting into a back and forth where their input wasn't requested.

>>7682710
Someone still hasn't calmed down....
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>>7682698
I really want to punch your ugly fucking face, you oblivious retard.

It didn't errupt in getting offended, I simply cemented the original sentiment by citing a sentence that supported the assertion. I do like alliteration.
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My name is Makenzie and I'm just a little chubby, like seriously just the slightest tiny bit but my fit friend keeps calling me Makthiccy or Fatkenzie and it really hurts my feelings.
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>>7681892
Kek I didnt listen to the red velvet link (until now), I just didn't like that bland ass album that sounds like a band made up of teenagers performing inside of a garage. Don't know/don't care about those people you listed
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>>7682725
OK honey whatever you say. Like I care about which anonymous comment you are. But - why would you point out something obvious? I made that statement in the first place to agree with her. Are you stupid enough to think you were contributing? Lmao you might need to repeat a grade or two kiddo.
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>>7682729
Rape your friend. That'll show em not to hurt your feelings
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>>7682741
It wasn't bland, and if you don't care/don't know, you obviously don't have enough knowledge of music to make a claim of relevancy in the first place.

Shit taste, too. Those bands are great.
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>>7682729
Ahhahahaa
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>>7682744
It wasn't obvious agreeance. The emphasis was on your sexual frustration, not your college status.
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>>7682777
The problem is that you assumed I didn't know what I was typing. Because I didn't emphasize something doesn't mean I wasn't aware of the content and what I was mentioning had a purpose. It's called context. Nice trips. Now go read a book.
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>>7682764
Damn, guess I should've known about all these literal who bands who have a collective fanbase of less than -200.03
I listen to ReaL Music™ including artists with over a gorillion subscribers on their YouTube channel. Gonna listen to one of the most respected genres of music, which is dubstep obviously, right now to clear out my ears
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>>7682792
"I was just pretending to be retarded"
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>>7682792
I've probably read more in a month than you have in your life.

"I am college aged lesbian who doesn't get much hands on time with my gf".

It references your college age as an emphatic of the latter portion. It was at best ambiguous, at worst flat out poorly written. I assumed you were using college age to emphasise your hormones as a young adult, as supported by your lack of sexual time with your girlfriend, thus acting as an explanation for your sexual behaviour online.
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>>7682808
They are extremely popular, have cult status, and are highly influential. You can't make an argument of relevancy when you are so unaware.
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>>7682586
Love ya, anony.
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>>7682850
At this point I think they're just shitposting. Frustrating, but a common pattern.
Idiot makes a shitty post → someone points out that they're an idiot → lololol I troll u
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>>7682755
But what if she just kicked my ass?

>>7682772
I hope you choke.
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>>7681892
Red Velvet actually puts out amazing albums though, don't bring muh girls into this. They don't only do pop, I'd say they do dual concepts. Songs like Automatic, One of These Nights, Cool Hot Sweet Love are less energetic and are one of their best songs imo, don't automatically disregard an artist/group you've never heard of just because they're modern and target the younger crowds. Kpop is cancer but rv is like one of the very few groups who actually make nice songs unlike trash such as *cough*twice*cough
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>>7682841
Was I writing a dissertation? I was doing a 1 on 1 banter. You decided you were more intelligent and needed to involve yourself to point out something that was obvious. And now you're exploding with autism to try and justify exactly what no one needs. Just leave it. You're not as amazing as you believe you are.

>>7682840
>>7682869
Wew lad you sure made a constructive argument. Why so mad? Enlighten me with the reason you're offended.
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>>7682876
>Automatic
Based taste
Automatic is the greatest song to come out of kpop (Okay it may not be, but it's still my favorite)
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>>7682884
I refuted you, now you're moving the goalpost. It obviously wasn't obvious, since you needed my dissertation to explain to you why it wasn't obvious.

I'm amazing compared to you.
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>>7682884
You made the original "suck it" joke unprompted. You required an explanation as to why that joke would result in being called a frat boy. You may have made one post while "in-character" as a frat boy, but that post is indistinguishable from those you make when not in-character (for example: your successive posts fighting with >>7682841).
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>>7682903
Uh you said you came in to point out a flaw in my post. So 1.) We werent engaged in any discussion so your entry point was to pick at my post 2.) You pointed out something obvious (to me but not obvious to you but you weren't who I was talking to) 3.) Tried to explain why it wasn't obvious to you but no one asked you because you weren't involved in the original discussion. You were egotistical enough to convince yourself you were necessary.

Does your lack of reading context cues and your inability to accept conversations can exist without you turn a lot of girls on? Pull the stick out of your ass and m let's move on? Trying to make you see reason is impossible at this point.
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>>7682850
I haven't seen nor heard of fans of those bands in literal decades. I am musically aware btw, I visit Coachella. Maybe they should try collaborating with famous artists such as Skrillex, Beyoncè, Michael Jackson, Britney Spears, Childish Gambino, David Bowie, Taylor Swift, just to name a few if they want to get more fans and become more relevant.
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>>7682948
That's fine. I was intending to engage one person and then two others decided they needed to make a point. Which confused me and brought forth arguments. I'm still confused as to why people were triggered this badly. I'm slowly learning each other motivations. Which is helping me kill time on my commute.
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>>7682965
d/a but if this is trolling it's pretty good. I legit cannot tell if you are serious.
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>>7682965
>I am musically aware btw, I visit Coachella.
Wow, legitimately laughed at that. Take your (you) and go.
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>>7682956
I just explained why it wasn't obvious to anyone except you, and your brushed it off as a dissertation.

You seem to have trouble with... reading, mate.

I said you were a frat boy, you said I was triggered, I said I wasn't, you said you were in-character as a frat boy for banter, I said it wasn't obvious to anyone except you, objectively.

You have a serious ego problem, and logic isn't getting through to you. How about if I said at this point i just want to tie you up and hate fug you?
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>>7682985
>d/a
What do these abbreviations mean? I've seen it in other forums before and google gives different definitions
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>>7683014
"different anon", in this case
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>>7682965
>collaborate with Michael Jackson, David Bowie
Well that's gonna be tough
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>>7682871
Drug her first
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>>7683003
Well your memory of events is different than mine. I'm saying I didn't write a dissertation because I didn't care much for my post. I knew what she was saying I sounded like so I added details to affirm that. You popped up to tell me something I already knew. You didn't stop to think about "why would she insert this detail" but then again you didn't have to manage three strings of "conversation" without knowing what they're compelled by.

No, do not touch me. Your engagement is pussy repellent I can vouch for that.
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>>7683031
Yes it's unfortunate that they passed. But in case you haven't heard yet, Beyoncé is having twins and they are MJ and Bowie born again, so it can still be possible.
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>>7682984
>I'm still confused as to why people were triggered this badly.
Possibly because your normal posting style really does resemble that of a frat boy, and like >>7682675 said, frat boys are not well-regarded by most people.
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>>7683050
Nevermind, mate. I've already repeated myself enough. I wrote a bunch about how that detail was ambiguous.

Doesn't my egoistic posturing trigger your "bad girl" attraction instincts, m'lady?
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>>7683050
Not that anon, but I'm getting confused. Is this kek or nazi?
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>>7682729
she doesn't sound like a very good friend.
I'd tell her clearly that that hurts your feelings, and if she continues, stop being friends with her.
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>>7683064
Wat
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>>7683075
You thought I was a male because of the terms I used. When I said I heard the term used by females you remained offended as if I was a frat boy. What's frat boy about it? I asked. You said unwarranted sexual demands. A dom does that as well but I said maybe and drew similarities between me and a frat boy. But still you regarded frat boy as an insult. And I don't know why i needed to be insulted for making an offhand comment. If you said it was groce or you didn't like it - I could understand. But you chose to lash out with an insult so I was confused by why you took offense enough to call me that. And it became "hurr durr because" but really - you were just triggered.

Which brought in the sjw portion. You're an sjw because you are offended by "sexual demands". The same as I'm a frat boy for making a sexual joke.
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>>7682729
When I did that kind of thing as a dim youngster, the misguided intent was that if I continuously acknowledged it my friend would know I was OK with it. I realize now that this was supremely retarded and I stay awake at night thinking about it sometimes, but the point is that I was trying to be supportive in my own deeply idiotic way. Your friend is probably just a jerk though.
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>>7682871
She wants to have sex with you obviously. She's trying to make it seem like you're beneath her but really she wants to dive into your rolls.
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>>7682876
I literally have all of their albums on my phone. The amount of production and talent that goes into their music is amazing, I wish SM would focus on them more.
>>
I can only fuck and sing. What do I do?
>>
I found a pic of Adori. Who wants to see?
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>>7683610
Fuck off, Adori.
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>>7683761
So much hate. That's why Trump won.
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>>7683366
Have you tried fucking and singing? You could be an obscene side-act at Burning Man or Fringe Festival.
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>>7683162
Accusing you of being male was not a mistake, it was intended to mock the laziness and toxic masculinity (read: frat boy) of your "suck it" response. Thus the sarcasm in >>7682158.

>A dom does that as well
Whoa OK, usually with some form of consent. Also it doesn't usually go:
>hey stranger, it's been raining a lot lately
>lick my pussy
As you have emphasized so much, context is important.

After that it appears you have me and the other posters quite confused and I'm not interested in untangling that for you.
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>>7671014
hello lesgen, i'm a trans and soon i will become one of you. i'm very excited!
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>>7683984
Ok you win buddy. Everybody is a frat boy now. You got your dream.
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You're a virgin but I know you've imagined holding hands with a girl. Abhorrent.

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