/gaygen/ - Gay General

>>7663124
It's like people WANT others to be turned off by them, so they do these petty little things instead of allowing your date/bf to make up their own mind.

Like if people want to be alone, then they can freely do so, but if you want a bf, you absolutely need to cut out the whole "he won't be interested in me anyywayysssss" act.

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please post cute pics like this one

>expected it to get worse
>got worse
Might as well predict the end of the world just to end it.

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>>7663158
>not having a qt hacker bf to wrestle
missing out cuteposter

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>>7663091

>>7663101
>>7663124
I don't say it aloud, It's just ever-present in my head
>someone calls me handsome (always a family member so what's the point)
>I just smile and and as soon as they leave my presence return to my usual state

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>developing a fat fetish
How do I eject from this

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>>7663168
um that's where you're wrong friendo, i do indeed have a bf whose also a qt hacker when im not wrestling w him

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>>7663158
>you will never experience this

>>7663183
then i am the one missing out

>>7663176
damn charts are getting detailed AF these days

>>7663188
What part? Replace one with an ugly bald guy (me) and I already have.

>>7663163
anon pls dont not until I get a bf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuJE40OBt48

>>7663176
If you weren't across the ocean from burgerland I'd actually maybe see how things went with you, don't give up anon.

>>7663289
This. I'd fuck him real good, especially for those 3 wealth squares.

>>7663289
and this is another issue, the one time I did talk to someone on grindr a while ago they were on the other side of the planet

>>7663302
I don't know what you think 'wealthy' is but I'm definitely not it

>>7663325
i thought each square represents some sort of wealth amount
also how did you run into that problem, just use the nearby tab instead

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>>7663158

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>>7663349
I have a decent amount saved but I'm not rich :/

>>7663386
that looks very unpleasant

>>7663349
forgot the other bit
I did try to talk to people much closer but they didn't respond

>>7663401
>decent amount saved
daddy

>>7663409
oh
well yeah i never use the global online thing because there's just no point starting an ldr when im not travelling anytime soon

>>7663179
cute

>>7663168
also cute

>>7663188
Me on the right
but switch out the guy on the left for a cute bear

Is everyone on grindr looking for sex only? My last few conversations have left me baffled.

>>7663450
Yes. The app name should have implied that

>go on Hornet
>get a message from the Hornet team reminding me to stand in solidarity with Mexican and Arab immigrants
The fuck is this garbage?
Fuck spics and ragheads

>>7663452
Mind blown.

>>7663460
What's Hornet?

>>7663487
european grindr

>>7663452
Well, that sucks.

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>When someone actually responds positively and wants to talk
I AM NOT PREPARED FOR THIS LEVEL OF SOCIAL NTERACTION

>>7663525
I know that feel. I spend too long decided whether to like someone or not on Tinder, and feel relief when we don't match.

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>Tfw you know you will die alone.
>Tfw the person for you doesn't exist
>Tfw you just give in and die inside

>>7663551
Iktf

>>7663525
Must be nice.

I hate being with overweight guys it makes me feel less attractive by extension

>>7663139

Who seriously wears fucking pants this tight to work in all day?

Also where do I get some?

>>7663578
ppl who wanna show off their ass/are oblivious to the fact that they have a big ass
i have to wear a pair of khaki pants sometimes that make my ass look ridiculous and i feel awkward all day

>>7663431
>daddy
I'm 25...

>>7663525
yep

>>7663551
yyyyyyyyyyyep

>>7663577
Go to the gym and stop eating 6000 calories a day

>>7663605
I'm not overweight. I do work out.

I just don't understand the chubby fetish because they're looked down upon by people around you so when I'm with them I feel ashamed. I'm shallow.

>>7663618
Its a self destructive habit, how are you a psyche student and don't understand this???

>>7663645
I'm hopelessly optimistic and try really hard not to assume people are self-loathing even though on /LGBT/ it's basically a given...

>>7663618
Either stop dating fat guys or stop giving a fuck about what others think of your partners.

>>7663618
Oh I misread sorry
I wouldn't want to be with an overweight guy either.

I'm gay for Jontron.
How do I express my unrequited love to him without creeping him the fuck out?
Is that even an option.

>>7663690
He looks like Chaz Bono

>>7663696
dont judge me

>>7663690
didnt he just like go on some racist tirade or something

>>7663681
I was trying to be less shallow and I liked this guy's personality. So I hooked up with him for 3 months. Then I just kind of realized how ridiculous we looked and I couldn't get over the fact his penis was maybe 2-3 inches and it would have been bigger if he was less fat. So I told him I'd be more attracted to him if he commited to losing weight and it went over like a lead balloon.

Live and learn I guess. It just seems like overweight is objectively inferior.

>>7663709
lmao what did I expect from /lgbt/

>>7663707
You deserve to be judged.

>>7663709
that's pretty hot tbqh

>>7663690
Arin? Is that you?

>>7663724
You have no idea how much I wish I could be Arin just so I could spend time with Jon.

>>7663551
Don't be a fat neet. Don't be lazy. If you are not particularly attractive then you will have to make the first move.

>>7663710
Are you Asian or white? You remind so much of this Asian guy I use to know.

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>>7663158

>>7663696
LMAo

>>7663767
>black
>45 pounds overweight
>Full time job
>6.5 inch penis
>inherited 5 bedroom house in nice neighborhood
>virgin to gay sex
>has geeky hobbies

My resume isn't looking bro. Don't think it's possible.

>>7663818
Sounds like my ex but he was only half black so tolerable 2bh

>>7663818
*Isn't looking good

>>7663818
>inherited 5 bedroom house in nice neighborhood
you can nab a twink on that alone if you don't make him pay rent (don't expect monogamy tho)

>>7663830
I don't want to be someone's sugar daddy.

>>7663818
Lose weight, get a black or hispanic guy if you have no luck with whites.

>>7663845
lame

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>>7663845
you're not really a sugar daddy if you're not giving him money
i was js you have options tho, don't giveup

>>7663845
How old are you?

So yesterday I was debating on going to a gay bar that just opened up since I'm only out to a few people. I went and felt like I needed to be there. I was withdrawn initially but I then I started to get more comfortable after meeting other guys who came out to a gay bar bar for the first time.

Also there weren't any creepy predatory old guys either.

>>7663867
>Also there weren't any creepy predatory old guys either.
hold onto this place and never let it go (until the old dudes find out about it)
the first gay bar i went to i got eyefucked by these two old guys sitting next to me so obviously it was so uncomfortable

>>7663847
Trying to lose weight now and I already avoid whites as I live in the south.
>>7663850
Yeah it kinda is.
>>7663863
Thanks, I'm not giving up I'm trying my best to be positive.
>>7663865
28

>>7663880
old gay guys stare way too fucking much tbqh

>>7663893
one of them actually licked their lips at me and i just
haven't gone back since

>>7663895
honestly you should get reparations from those old guys

it's just repulsive when you notice some glaring at you, and you look at them in a dismissive way, and if you try looking back at them to get them to stop or just to see if they're still doing they'll just take it as you wanting them to come over

literally suicide

>>7663867
That's dumb. These things should end in gross disappointment.

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>>7663915
*licks lips*

>>7663892
What age range are you trying to date in?

>>7663935
23~34

>>7663946
This is ideal but not set in stone.

>>7663946
Try 25 and up.

>>7663867
Oh I remember you, I'm so happy it went well !! Do you think you'll go there again ?
Honestly, you almost convinced me to try a gay bar too !!

What /mu/sic is gaygen listening to?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C11yVVg3tck

>>7664104
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skOAT87JVbU
i just finished a compilation of rosie perez dancing on soul train

>>7663139
>How has the first month of this wretched year been for you gaygen?

I only cried 14 times so far.
Otherwise, pretty good.
;_;

anyone else feel like they could fuck a girl and enjoy it but only really attracted to and interested in relationships with men?

trying to understand this feel

>>7664226
no

>>7664226
Question, how many relationships and sexual encounters have you participated in?

>>7664226
I had several girlfriends in my teens

during sex I was barely hard and I really started to fucking hate every single one of them after a while

I still don't think women are people in the same way men are, I'd probably be better off never having fucked one

I really like flirting with women though. It makes other men think I'm hot shit.

>>7664246
ive fucked about 10 guys, 0 girls, never been in a long term relationship
currently in a FWB arrangement with a bi friend of mine who's got me thinking about this shit

>>7664248
maybe you're bisexual and just a misogynist (i think that's a p common fetish desu i see blogs about it on tumblr p often)

>>7664226
Only if I'm really horny and in a weird mood. Usually I'm in a bottom mood so it's not often. And I'd only want to cuddle with a man.

>>7664248
>It makes other men think I'm bishit
ftfy

>>7664166
Crying once every two days is an excessive amount of crying.

>>7664104
Music's dumb.

>>7663460
Kek

>>7664259
ok then go fuck some girls lmao

>>7664276
>Crying once every two days is an excessive amount of crying.

Yeah, for me especially.
I actually kept track of my crying, and during the entire last year I only cried five times.

>>7664308
>only

>>7664270
wording

>>7664166
>>7664308
Jesus I can't even remember the last time I cried. Must have been years ago.

>>7664306
but i got no game
i have so much to learn
men are so easy

>>7664330
Compared to this month, I mean.

>>7664332
What are you, some kind of manly man?

>>7664338
you don't need game to get women lmao
just don't be fucking ugly

>>7664263
I don't really care about stupid shit like that
>>7664270
whatever you say

you will never know the jealous stare of other men when you hit on their gf's

>>7664339
>What are you, some kind of manly man?

Nah I don't even think it's a good thing. I'm just surprised by the fact of how dulled my emotions have become

>>7664351
Inb4 autism

>>7664308
>I actually kept track of my crying
Why. That's dumb.

>>7664351
>I'm just surprised by the fact of how dulled my emotions have become
That also sounds really dumb.

You people need to stop doing what you're doing.

You know you're severely messed the fuck up when even clown btfo you

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>>7663139

I plan on going to the gym, skipped the first month due to New Year resolution ppl. Hoping to keep at it this time >:3

pic: goal body

*ties myself up and puts aneros in pooper*

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>>7664104
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlXYXbJ5Uog

>>7664166
>pic related

>>7664226
god no, have you seen what they have down there?!

>>7664422
he's a furry though

>>7664421
btw, they don't drop out until late feb so it's still going to be pretty busy

>>7664338
>>7664341
To be honest, I think if a woman's looking for a quick fuck, words will only get you so far. She will already have scouted for the hot people she wants to get laid by.

>>7664351
I know that feel as well, I used to suffer from dulled emotions for several years myself.

>>7664395
>Why. That's dumb.
My former QT read some experiment about a grill who did it, we thought it was a weird but kinda fun idea, so tried it too.
[nospoiler]He had to delete his at some point because he couldn't keep up with all his crying anymore.[/nospoiler]

>>7664428
meant for >>7664419

>>7664422
pics

>>7664428
that's what makes the btfo that much more severe
thanks for ruining yet another joke by making my explain it

>>7664429

Meh, my gym is pretty small, so kinda hoping it speeds the drop out rate

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>>7664104


JAMC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPPP3BXurHk

they were really cute too

>>7664226

desu I wouldn't mind cuddling a tomboyish girl but having sex with anyone aside from other twinky bois is unimaginable

>>7664422

Is aneros any good? been thinking of buying it. I saw vids with guys bodies like shaking hardcore.

Is it that good?

Is it bad that I really don't give a shit about women and minorities?

who else kinsey 5 here

>>7664481

6 masterrace

>>7664490
word

>>7664473
no but it's pretty bad if not giving a shit turns into hatred 2bh

>>7664472
I'm pretty sure videos like that are just to sell more units.

Also 'aneros' is the stupidest name for a sex toy in the world. And it's up against *stiff* competition.

>>7664436
lewd
>>7664472
yes it's that good, you can literally get a pleasure seizure which people call a "super-o".
the catch is you have to practice anywhere between a few weeks to a few years to make it work.
the goal is to make your sphincter twitch/spasm on its own by flexing it just the right amount, so your body massages the magic spot on its own. then you supposedly just "ride" the super-o
the hard thing is to not force it because then it wont work

>>7664468
i heard they were coming out w/ a new album this year and i was shocked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5x1F9ohRa4
is my fave

>>7664507
we get it, you prefer bad dragon

>>7664522
>tfw no small rex

>>7664521
he likes undertale porn

he is almost criminally furry

why does every gay guy in their 20s think they're a junior political activist
can i have a normal non-SJW bf please

>>7664533
hi
politics are literally "my opinion is hotter than your's", which in turn is not better than /v/ discussion
wanna be my bf?

>>7664539
>MINNESOTA
>I
>N
>N
>E
>S
>O
>T
>A

>>7664533

Politics and science are the most important things in the world.

Not saying interest in other things is bad, but if you don't have an opinion in either of those two, are they even date worthy?

>>7664545
sweden :^(

>>7664544
I could post undertala bara but I don't know if janny likes that

>>7664533
I care about politics but not in an SJW way, so I usually keep my mouth shut on that so I don't get ostracized.

>>7664544
literally yes
it's the dumbest fandom i've encountered yet

>>7664559
this
It's not like I spout /pol/ memes like an autist, but once it becomes obvious to the other guy that I'm indifferent to minority issues, they give me a bitch face.

>>7664574
I once dated an insufferable "Womyn yaaaas qween!" guy. I swear it was the core reason we were incompatible.

>not dating a /pol/ bf
..guys?

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>>7664597
pol is a bottom who only likes fem twinks

>>7664597

>not having a 2-d Bara body pillow bf

guys?

>>7663139
/gaygen/ in terms of personality and build, what is your "type of guy"?

>>7664604
literally me and my bf

If everyone had the "don't be le sjw" mentality gays would still be punished by law, women couldn't vote or work, and blacks would still be slaves. These things are important and everyone should take a stand.
I'd prefer someone who's a fascist to someone who just wants to stay out of it, at least they stand up for what they believe in.

>>7664614
Wide shoulders, nice face, kind and sweet.
But Id rather have a bf at all

>>7664614
t h i c c

>>7664616
>roastie opinion
Discarded

>>7664614

Taller than me, quiet, reserved, small peen, likes cuddles over sex

Grumpy too <3

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>>7664614
yr dad

>>7664604
>bottom
>like fem twinks

How can someone screw up being gay this badly?

>>7664614
Tall and muscular, kinda dumb and cocky but really cool friendly jock

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>>7664632
ask rugby

hoping for a seizure

>>7664629
>>7664634
I basically want both of these, except the small peen. ;)

>>7664522
Definitely.

Actually, is there an off-brand dragon dildos place? Because I'm sure baddragon overprices since presumably there aren't many major leaguers when it comes to making mythical creature genital imitations.

>>7664531
The real question is why you want my attention so much, my dude. Ask yourself deep down.

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>>7664642

>being such a slut your hole has to have giant horse cock just to feel anything

Whatever you like anon

>>7664614
tall chubby hairy bearmode

>>7664653
I meant that I don't require a small peen. I accept whatever size he has as long as he has the other traits.

>tfw anal virgin

>>7664651
i think mr. s leather has a few dog and wolf ones, but other than that i've never heard of another company like bad dragon

>>7664597
>>7664608
>just straight up not having a bf of any sort
...g-guys?

>>7664614
small, nerdy, twink-ish and much more outgoing than me ...that's about it

>>7664614
I'll take any kind guy with an open mind that is not fat, excessively hairy or ugly.

I would love a blonde fluffy haired twink or femboy.

>>7664689
are you cute

>>7664659
everyone loves the nerdy twinks

>>7664629
delet

>>7664641
>become more autistic over time due to isolation
>develop mini seizures
*claps*

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>>7664695

Small peen is best peen

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what should i name my new red netbook
i was thinking about ruby
would that be a cute hostname?

ty

>>7664691
I'm masc,balding, over weight ( currently losing weight), I personally see myself as ugly.

>>7664713

Roxanne

>>7664716
post bod so i can judge your potential

>>7664705
but how could he pound your bp with such a small peen?

>>7664713
Alicia?

>>7664713
Ruby and Roxanne are both good imo

>>7664614

someone young, pretty, blonde and twinky but also camp/high energy enough to help me be more outgoing

basically someone like me(aside from blonde) but fun and swishy instead of shy and depressive

>>7664743

Slow deep cuddle sex > pounding

>>7664733
5 feet 8 inches.
39 inch waistline.
182 pounds.
It is a work in progress. I was 212 not long ago.

>>7664651
You've been talking down to me for years like it meant something. Kiss my ass, furry fucker.

I am like the Arnold. I don't take shit from idiots. Now say hasta la vista to your so called ""reputation""

>>7664713
Or Ronda

>>7664761
>not posting pics
i mean good luck

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>>7664762
Riiiiight.

>>7664722
i like it

>>7664743
alicia is a blue name though

>>7664746
will probably go for ruby or roxanne

>>7664764
ronda sounds good too, keep it up
sounds like a vacuum cleaner tho

>>7664614
Just spent 15 minutes trying to figure out what my type of guy is but honestly it just depends on them. For some guys I love how laid back they are, for others that just doesn't work but they're still massively cute.

>>7664779
i agree desu
all the guys i've been into have been very different from each other

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>>7664774
suck it up bitch

that's all you are, a fucking bitch just begging for a beating

>>7664762
>talking to tripfags
>4chan

NEVER feed the attentionwhores.

>>7664769
I might. I'm currently not home.

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>>7664791

>>7664792
So then why did you literally just feed an attentionwhore?

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I JUST

want people to stop trying to eradicate and torture and experiment on us. Why does that have to be so difficult in a "civilized" society?

>>7664823
>Hobby Lobby
>super savings, super selection!
I feel bad for laughing but that was really unexpected.

>>7664792

Aren't we all trippfags irl when you think about it?

>>7664833
That's deep, man.

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>>7664812
fucking useless furry

just kill yourself now so I don't have to
>>7664814
losing your cool clownshit?

>autistic straight men
there isn't a worse fate 2bh

Who else thinks baseball caps are ugly?

>>7664860
Just u sweetie

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>>7664860
some are pretty cool

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>>7664860

>>7664860
Trashy more than ugly.

>>7664869
@ me next time

>>7664871
yeah, you probably would know
>>>/trash/ is your home board after all

>>7664885
@Anonymous
never trust a big butt and a cap

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>>7664890

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>>7664893

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>>7664900

>>7664860
They make any guy look like a manchild.

>>7664944
>tfw you're so fucked up you have a fetish for calling guys in baseball caps 'papi' even though you hate all hispanics and guys in baseball caps look like manchildren anyways

o well

>>7664927
desu i've never felt this like somehow drag race is the one thing i'm totally okay with waiting for (probably b/c my entire insta feed is drag queens and i play with makeup all the time)
waiting for p5 is complete and utter suffering tho

>>7664757
>Slow deep cuddle sex > pounding

I mean, I agree, although I wish the sex between me and my lover could be a bit rougher/more intense.
When I try scratching him or something, it's already too much for him, and he doesn't seem to be into that kind of thing at all. Whereas it truly gets me going.
What do /gaygen/

>>7664860
Only str8 guys wear baseball caps
but the way they dress makes me wet, so

>>7664841
>>7664888
>posting in /gaygen/
>not being a furry
I bet you get hard to wimmens, you straights

>>7664955
Then find a new fuckbussy

>>7664957
Same but only a select few
the ones who actually pull off laid back are A+
all other str8s are fucking disasters with their pathetic attempts to dress like human beans

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>>7664957
>cargo shorts and clashing patterns make you wet

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>>7664395
>You people need to stop doing what you're doing

Would if I knew how

>>7664757
>>7664955
depends what mood you're in

>>7664847
>autistic gay man?
i.e. me

>>7664965
nope
autistic gay men have it easy
ask that autistic gay man who shoved a banana up his pooper on youtube for his atheist fans

the only option autistic straight men have is to transition, which turns them into CWC so literally lose lose

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baseball caps somehow make guys like this even qter

>>7664978

I want to ride his nose

>>7664983
*BRRRRAAAAPPP* snnnnnnnnniffffff snniiiiiiiiiffff

>>7664978
>super flat and wide face
>only his nose sticks out
how does this occur
did mama drop him on his face at birth but there was a nose shaped hole in the ground

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>>7664978
more hats on str8 guys

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>>7665017
>that gay face
>straight

>>7664965
It doesn't depend on mood. Pounding is literally never more enjoyable than the alternatives.

Its only use is to let off steam, and even then better alternatives would just be playing between slapping, choking, and just some good passionate deep lovin'.

>>7665017

Dem tiddies

*breathes heavily*

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>>7665017

>>7664961
>Then find a new fuckbussy
But I want him to expand his horizons and find the true pleasure in pain.

>>7665036
Now that you mention it, he's actually into choking me, maybe I could turn the tables sometimes to ease him into the whole thing with a barely painful action?

>>7665042
interesting choice of selective shaving

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>>7665042

I only wanted to let twinks pound me but now I want a muscle daddy to pound me

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>>7665069

>>7665086
congrats you're a whore

>>7665088

2 douchey

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>>7665089
Second this.

>>7665090
Douchey guys fuck the best

>>7665094
>virgins still buy this myth
LMAO

>>7665086
>wanting twinks to "pound" you

How can you be this dumb? They're not even physically capable, by definition.

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>>7665094
douchey guys nut in your mouth and ask if you had an orgasm

>>7665099
the guy who took my anal virginity was some college football chad

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>>7665111
no wonder you have such low standards

>>7665106
LMAO

>>7665106

>ask if you had an orgasm

What a polite douche you slept with, most don't give a fuck

>>7665126
i never had sex with a douche
i did eat his ass tho but that's as far as it went

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>>7664614
Body doesn't matter too terribly much, but my favorite is 15-18% body fat with slightly above average muscle. British accents are a big plus, but, if they are smart and confidant, I would happily hop into bed with someone who took me out to dinner and whispered some Keats in my ear while we watched the stars.

Pic related, this man is perfect in every way

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>>7665139
>whispered some Keats in my ear while we watched the stars.
ok nerd

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>>7664614
As for build, probably this
n-not that I have daddy issues or anything!!!!
Personality wise, probably laid back and not autistic like I am. Likes thinking outside their own box, can do a million things and comes up with a new hobby every day, and feels like the little things in life are the best, like eating ramen out on the deck in the middle of the night.
So basically my ex.


Goddammit.

>>7665139
>if they are smart and confidant
lmao

>>7665137
douches love to be eaten out but i swear to god most of them will never ever put their mouth on anything because its like ummmmmm so gayyyy

>>7665139

>Keats

Trash

>>7665175
My threshold for confidence is the ability to make the first move and hold a conversation, after that I don't mind if I have to throw myself at him a little.

>>7665181
nah he ate my ass too but we never banged cause he was all "i-i don't use condoms because they hurt my big dick" and i'm like
your dick is 6 inches
and then he dumped me like two weeks later

>>7665173
what's his number i'll fuck him 4 u bb

>>7665196
LMAO
men out here still exaggerating their size as you're staring directly at it

>>7665192
Nah

>>7665194
>and confidant
r u seeing it now mr burns

>>7665219
He totally exists... maybe he just hasn't seen me yet...

>>7665211

I'm gonna pretend like I'm about to whisper Endymion into your ear and then start reading the 1850 prelude where Wordsworth fellates Burke instead

>>7665235
Senpai, stop, I can only get so aroused.

>>7665234
You'll never find a confident confidant.

>>7665235
Delete this IMMEDIATELY

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>>7665139
>>7665175
>>7665194
>>7665219
>>7665248
>And I now see it
goddamnit

>>7665265
FINALLY
GODBLESS NOW I CAN SLEEP PEACEFULLY

>>7665247

Never

>>7665248

Also never

Can anyone with a somewhat rough voice make a vocaroo where you moan sensually for 1-2 minutes? I need help with my aneros session

>tfw used to have a twink body but beer is making me develop lovehandles

>>7665302
you should try the gonewildaudio sub or the thread on /soc/ 2bh
not even trying to be dismissive

>>7665303
fuck me papi

>>7665302
>>7665308
What this guy said, only it's this thread.

>>24782807

>>7665316
Well fuck. Its just the MSA thread.

>>7665308
>>7665316
thanks

>>7665324
I think cross board you have to use >>>
but same board is just >>

>>7665347
let's see

>>>24782807

>>7665398
>>7665347

you just paste the URL of the thread and it will magically turn into a >>> embed when you post

>>7665406
>>>/soc/24782807

>>7665406
:D Thanks, oldfag.

>>7665415
ok so you actually also need the /boardname/
forgot that part

>>7665427

he looks quite cute actually

he looks way younger than 30 also

>>7665427
>using fakegps app just to find profiles you dislike
this is why actual hobbies are so important

>>7665427
That's very thoughtful of her
How old are you though? Is he around your age?

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i need to get fucked

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>>7665435
I actually think he's kinda cute and I use fake gps to see what grindr is like in different places

>>7665459
Me too. I'm an anal virgin at 24 but I just want it to happen with the right guy, not some stranger. ;_;

>>7665461
u need some sort of religious awakening or w/e people give up sex for spiritually

>>7665427
he's cute

>>7665459
grindr

Is muscle humiliation that ends in rape a thing, 2bh might be my next fetish

>>7665459
>>7665470
I have the most sexual frustration so I win.

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>>7665452
~ AbOuT LiL oL mE ~
::age 21::
::sex=male::
::washington, usa::

(*)virgin
(*)3 bmi pts overweight
(*)not good at small talk
(*)often giggles, rarely laughs
(*)plays league of legends
(*)has 720 credit score

>>7665486
i TRIED grindr
everyone is a bottom or tops take forever to reply when i need dick asap

>>7665529
craigslist

>date guy
>he ends up being a furry
>ok i can just show him vanilla sex is just that much greater
>he ends up fucking me in a fursuit once
>furry now
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUH

>>7665542
that's how it always goes

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>>7665473
I need dick inside me. Or maybe I need to dick someone. How do I know what role I am?

>>7665525
>(*)has 720 credit score
Just my type

>>7665566
by trying it out, duh

>>7665542
>ex was a furry
>I teased him about it constantly
>I made him shave his entire body because I knew it bothered him

I made him my bitch by treating him like my man.

>>7665581
>ex
>treating him like my man.
thinkingfaceemoji

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>put condom on
>go soft

awww.

>>7665590
the story was in the past tense anon.

>>7665605
>put condom on dildo
>ride it
>condom rips

>>7665611
it should've stayed in the past
as in never ever bring it up again
thank

>>7665605
get used to it when you're alone

>>7665629
Ddi you get pregnant?

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>>7665605
It was never meant to be. Damn those condamns.

>>7665637
It wasn't a squirting dildo =(

>tfw as a bottom, bareback feels better to me
I'm gonna get HIV, aren't I?

>>7665644
Then you're not trying hard enough.

>>7665697
>to me
you're stating this as if the norm isn't that everyone prefers bareback

>>7665727
i like feeling a warm hard dick inside me, not a rubber sock

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>gays who put themselves down all the time

>>7665780
Yeah sis, everyone does. Doesn't give you an excuse though.

nouveau - >>7665875
new - >>7665875
nouveau - >>7665875
new - >>7665875

>>7665529
Haven't used grindr in years but I remember there being a serious top shortage. Is there any reason for this? Stats seem to imply there should be an equal number out there.

>>7665883
huh

>>7665789
>Im so attractive lel I love myself xdxd