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pickles

>>7656807
What do pickles taste like?

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I was practicing my girl voice at my friends house and he told me to stop because it was annoying and weird :(
I also asked him to call me my girl name while in private and he said he can't because it makes him uncomfortable, even though a week ago he asked if he could start calling me female pronouns
I feel pretty upset now
He must think I'm a joke

>>7656808
pickles

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>>7656812
head pats for little frangi

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girls i am literally have the best nice ever. molly completely removed my dysphoria for now. I saw myself and actually saw a girl. Ugh I feel so good. Also this hot guy is fucking me into submission and owning me completely.

best night EVER

;3

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is it possible to shrink your shoulders by getting hugged and snugged really hard
>>7656811
maybe things are just moving too fast for him

>>7656811
Probably just wait a bit.

>>7656820
HUGG
molly is absolutely great
I'm glad you had a good night girl

>>7656821
maeve is CUTE

>>7656820
don't take MDMA too often

>>7656827
no im broad

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>>7656828
First time I've taken it in ~1.5 years.

>>7656823
<3 hugg to you.
Molly is soooo great. I feel so amazing right now. I'm gonna do my best to capture this sense of dysphoria-less-ness for my normal life. It's just so amazing, for once in my life I saw me and saw something I liked. The rotting vulture that droops from my neck has been lifted... at least temporary.

also I'm with Carth / StatueMan, he makes you feel fucking good. wow hes not just memes

>>7656802
*Sass edition
Fix'd

>>7656821
>>7656822
But he's known since October
He's never had a problem with it before and now all the sudden he's so like against it and idk

>>7656834
Dunno what to say, maybe its all hitting him now?

>>7655858
What if my penis is too big and it ends up in front of my butthole?

>>7656834
it's just difficult to digest for some (specifically cis) people i imagine..
it might feel like youre losing support, but i don't think you should take it personally or let it stop you from progressing

>>7656832
Wait, you're literally with the carth chaser from mtfg?

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>>7656846
yes. he's at my house right now. he's actually really nice, not creepy, and hes pretty good conversation.

oh and he has a big dick LuL xD FaM

>>7656802
Is Arin trans?

>>7656848

Classic! Get it girl <3

I'm not a real girl and all my friends hate me

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>>7656853
of course not

So hey I am that new trans from last thread, well tail end on the last thread.

So apparently a old friend of mine is also currently transitioning. We are meeting later today(?) and we are going to talk and help unfuck my mind to go to the next step.

>>7656722

:( whats up?


>>7656857
are you
>>7656713 ?

Get titty skittles, any way you can, put them in your body. That is the most important step...

>>7656857
Make sure someone knows where you'll be, and have them call the cops if you lose contact for too long.

does grace still post here?

>>7656861

yes

>>7656861
Unfortunately

I have $180 to change my name with
I am considering spending it on getting a nitrogen bottle and some food

>>7656856

Her nose reminds me of a penis...

>>7656842
Here bby.
Sass has got your back.yhe vid consists of 2 parts, 1st part is for like showgirl antics/deep level stealth situations.
2nd part is for more day to day life.
https://drive.google.com/open?id=0BxS0IXffV7ixOTRyQWpHVW9oTm8
It's wateroroof medical tape

>>7656866

This seems wreckless... Much cheaper option would be to buy weed.

hey what's up you dumb trannies I'm here to be a jerk to you

>>7656859
Yep, are titty skittles some kinda nickname. Yes I am completely new to this.

>>7656860
I mean sure but I know where we are going.

>>7656848
Huh, yeah he seemed pretty cool, but he's into white girls.

Lucky you ;)

How did you even meet?

>>7656866
Why nitrogen bottle?

>>7656872
Breast mints
Fem&ms
Sissy pills
Hormones

>>7656876
Oh fuck, yeah I am stupid.

Yeah no I am going to order some next paycheck.

>>7656875
helium is of short supply, so they "water it down" with oxygen

>>7656877
You're not stupid ^^

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>>7656872
Titty Skittles are HRT meds, because they are pills and they give you titties :3

If you self med, you want to get blood work done yourself. Head over to /hrtgen/ and suss out the links in the OP there is a wealth of information :)

It is hard to say what is best for you without knowing your entire context. So you need to try and figure some of this stuff out yourself. Just remember that nothing we do ultimately matters, right? Eventually we all die. So try not to get hung up on the anxiety and fear and doubt, and instead embrace what you are and get help.

Maybe you are a girl, maybe you aren't. It is hard to say, again, without knowing your context. That isnt exactly something you can just bash out in 2000 chars either. But if you are convinced, and things line up, and this is real for you: take what is yours.

You got this!

>>7656876
>Breast mints
XD
Spiro tastes minty

>>7656880

Trip on Chels... you duffer!

>>7656881
First class uwu

>>7656878
Is this for like getting high? I don't understand.

>>7656886
She wants to kill herself

>>7656886
its for getting dead

>>7656879
>>7656880
Yeah no I got this, next paycheck that is. Wish I could buy it like right the fuck now but money.

>>7656876
>Sissy pills
no

>>7656868
>Death In Vegas - Hands Around My Throat.mp4
uhhh?

>>7656868
>>7656892
Lmao sorry
Wrong link
This is right link
https://drive.google.com/open?id=0BxS0IXffV7ixWkFITE9QczVETk0

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>"don't feel bad"
>"you are just a girl that just so happens to look and sound like a man"

*loves u all*

>>7656888
>>7656889
God damnit Shannon, not this suicide thing again.

Please don't. You're almost there.

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>>7656890

Only good girls get head pats, and you can only be a good girl if you take your titty skittles :3

I just did the absolute foulest smelling shit in human history about 2m from my girlfriend's dad

>>7656896
explain this image

>>7656901
I can hear him coughing

>>7656891
AGPenicillin

>>7656898
Thank you anon I <3 u
>>7656885
Who are you? You always come out of nowhere and cheer me up. Thank you.

>>7656904
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMpYQCd9z3Q

>>7656907
I can't tell you my name, they're listening. But I can give you a hint

I really really hate shrinks

>>7656900
>tfw getting skittles legit
>tfw it's gonna take like another six months
fuck
my
fucking
life

>>7656895
Thank you!
Yeah the first one seems really annoying when you need to use the restroom, but it seems to hold very well. I just wonder how much it fucks up the sensitive skin if you do it everyday.

>>7656909
damn i was truly born in le wrong generation

>>7656911
It took me almost 2 years
get on my level fgt

or just self med idk

what happened to akaka tho

>>7656866

>nitrogen bottle
You shouldn't put nitrogen in a bottle. You could put your eye out or some shit. Maybe lose an arm. Might even die.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Dy31CTNRt8

>>7656911
>tfw can't get skittles legit because no income and no insurance
w e w

what happens if I go on HRT and dont get blood work done

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>>7656900
>Head pats
Can't wait :3

Wait zheanna is actually hanging out with carth?

That sounds weirdly fun for some reason

>>7656916
She's busy with work and doesnt post here anymore. Pretty sad but idk if this place even deserves someone as amazing as her

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>>7656920

I can't sleep.

>>7656923
<3

I got "ma'am"ed at an applebees today
I'm happy ^^

>>7656936
How does it feel?

Like I really want to know.

>>7656939
Guilty, like getting caught in a horrible lie.

Is finding an ftm bf the best option for us??

I feel like any cis guy would always see a mtf as second best compared to a woman who could birth him kids :/

So, what kind of exercises should I get working on?

Also what diet works best?

While transitioning by the way.

>>7656943
Bi ciswoman or lesbian is the best option

>>7656910
:3 i love your passion bby. Thank you.

>>7656912
I've never done the first onw, but the second one i've done it for a full day and it was ....functional. It just took some time adjusting to peeing :3

I had a mental breakdown and now I'm sitting here in a McDonald's at 2am trying to think of reasons not to kill myself.

And I'm coming up pretty empty

>>7656954
Killing yourself would prove those shitheads out there right.

Tell them to fuck off and live.

>>7656954
maybe you should try to go to sleep. i know that when i'm tired i'm much more inclined to be depressive. tomorrow you'll feel better.

>>7656939
It's really like, affirming. Like a weight comes off your shoulders for a little bit and you can manage a real smile.

>>7656952
:p

>>7656954
In a week you'll look back and be glad you controlled your crazy girl hysterics.
Now go home and rest, okie?

>>7656954
I'm not going to bullshit you with positive things. Just going to ask you one thing:

Just try to get some sleep before you decide. If you have access to antianxiety medication, use it.

If not get some otc tylenol pm and take two caplets.

If you're going to make a life altering decision, do it after some rest, not in the midsts of a crisis.

Mental crisis tend to drain you, it has happened to me a lot of times...just rry to get some rest before any decision.

>>7656964
Antianxiety meds hurt your liver, damage your psyche, and cloud your judgement.

>>7656802
>that video
bad feels, senpai, bad feels

Yeah you all are right, I should really get some sleep and try to forget this ever happened. It probably doesn't help that there's a 99.9% chance I have sleep apnea though, I should really start doing something about that.

I'm gonna take the long way home though, I have some thoughts I need to sort out.

>>7656973
Listen to some music on the way home.

>>7656973
Be safe, please

>>7656954
Please don't hurt yourself
You're meant for so much more than this

im watching rick and morty
tis pretty good

>>7656979
I like that show ^^

>>7656979
First or second season?

>>7656981
second

>>7656983
Nice. Did you watch the court hearing? That feels like a Season 3 episode, hell someone animated it.

>>7656988
no, not yet o:

>>7656990
Its a nice treat after you finish Season 2.

>>7656967
>Liver
Xanax bypasses liver.
This is the sole reason my doc prescribed it to me instead of other benzos.

Ad fot the other things, it'll help you sleep

>>7656964
Oh jesus, do NOT take benzos if you're suicidal it's a terrible idea
you're gonna wake up in hospital with huge ass cuts all over your wrists

>>7656988
3rd season
When? Where?

sometimes I feel pretty good about how my face looks

then other times I see a full body pic of myself and the illusion is shattered

my body is quite skinny and pretty feminine, but my head is so huge and out of proportion that it looks ridiculous

should I work on fattening up or building muscle to make my head more in proportion to my body?

>>7656994
Never happened to me.

>>7656996
No I was talking about the court case skit they did. Someone animated it and it felt like a Season 3 episode.

I wish there was a official 3rd season.

why cant life be as simple drinking wine while eating good bread with good butter, good cheese and good salami?

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>>7656954
order a caramel sundae!

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Me and frangi on the right
stacc

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>>7657013
>tfw no one to stacc

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>>7656802
Tfw I'm a girl :)

>>7657005
It is

>>7657013

cute!!!

>>7657012
Their apple pies are bland af. Buy one. If you can taste the goodness, keep going. If not, do not pass go, do not collect $200.

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>>7657013
UwU i can't believe it's been 6 hours already of just cuddling

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>tfw yesterday wasn't a dream
>tfw I actually came out to my sis
>I actually wore a dress and makeup
>I actually felt pretty
>it actually felt right
>I'm actually transitioning for real

>>7657022
not with dysphoria

>>7657013
That is so adorable.

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>>7657033
:3
amy is best girl

>>7657033
>This post
Soon hopefully, as in the middle of Feb.

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>tfw you never sleep anymore

Amy was cringey when she was spartan or totally-not-repressing faggot but gdi she's adorable now

>>7657031
I want more cuddles umu

>>7657041
Hrt already on its way!

>>7657038
Amy is the real me

>>7657049
ammyyy

>>7657049
Lucky!

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>>7657045
I cringe too.

My sister said I always tried to come across as this toxic masculinity guy that didn't really pull it off when I was younger.

And she's really happy she's gonna have a sister now

<3

is it excessive to change your bnet 3 times lol

>>7657056
Nah, keep changing it

>>7657056
I mean idk i only changed it once to get my girlname in it

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyFXpXVZ8ho

>>7657045
amy a best

>>7657055
I mean, i don't think you ever did manage to pull it off.

Please come down to london in may when im there, i want to ruffle your hair

>>7657066
You'll miss your bus >.<

>>7657059

ok i'm gonna do it fampai

>>7657060

the first time i did it was to get the name edie, second time was when a BUNCH of guys started spectating all of my games and hitting on me so i changed to lily
and now i just hate everyone and wanna avoid ppl and blizzard will never release the invisible mode so rip

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>>7657052
>>7657053

>>7657062
It's great I told my sister. I'm not longer trapped in my own head or let myself fall into repression again.


>>7657066
I will hopefully :3

>>7657068
Ahh no its ok i just looked and its coming in 10 mins, i have a a bit of time.

>>7657070
Well ya you should change it then

>>7657076
Do it!

A bouncer actually threatened to kick me out of the bar when he saw me coming out of the men's last night

>>7657079
Mh~ okay, but don't wait too long, or you still have to hurry :D

>>7657070

Just choose a name like "Stevo420" and talk in fag voice, gets em everytime...

>>7657086
>talk in fag voice
So just her regular voice then

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>>7657087

>>7657035

How about I feed you those good sammiches and wine while buttfucking you and calling you a good girl?

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>>7657094
t-thats lewd anon

>>7657070
what names did you think of when you were gender queer phase?

>>7657097

I'll also offer snuggles, hand holding, and kisses free of charge~

>>7657103
That is even lewder.

>tfw finished Rick and Morty
fuck
now what
>>7657076
:333

>>7657109

Workaholics, The Eric Andre Show, Mr Pickles, Trip Tank, Archer, Sealab 2020, Harvey Birdman.

>>7657079
>>7657086

das da plan

>>7657087

BURN

>>7657098

i just had like pseudonyms basically. that's initially when i went by dollface.

>tfw you remember you read the signals wrong tried to kiss a friend of a friend and got BTFO and now they're all going to find out

FUCK

>>7657119

that's just life bb no reason to freak out about it

>>7657123
It's just embarrassing though.
I have awful gaydar ;-;

>>7657126

everyone embarrases themselves sometimes it's really not a big deal!!!!

>>7657130
>everyone embarrases themselves sometimes it's really not a big deal!!!!
speak for yourself, i avoid other people in real life and every time i make an embarrassing post, i just pretend it wasn't me

>>7657136

lmaooooooooo just because you hide from it doesn't mean it didn't happen i hate to break it to you

for the record i didnt go to sleep. ive spent the last past 5 hours trying to fix this shitty fucking bed because the legs basically cant sustain it anymore. i managed to do some ad-hoc fixes that will allow me to sleep a bit now but im gonna have to call the landlord to address this shit. im only not calling now because im about to collapse and if he offers to come now ill be fainted by the time hes here and also my room is fucking disgusting and i dont want any trouble. ill call him late enough the earliest he can come is tomorrow, thus giving me time to clean this mess. living as an independent adult is harder than i thought and i think i have to admit i was not quite ready for it. im sorry. i love you all. im tired and a mess

>>7657130
Yeah I guess. Ugh those friends thought I was a straight guy too. Things are gonna change

>tfw not a fluffy doggo
;w;

>>7657136
Own up to it.

>>7657138
what the fuck, just put the mattress on the floor and sleep on that

why are you so retarded

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>>7657137
>lmaooooooooo just because you hide from it doesn't mean it didn't happen i hate to break it to you
don't be mean to me edie, i'm fragile

like a flower, except uglier

>>7657145
you're transdog?

>>7657151
>enough room to do that
>in this room
ahahahahahahahahahaha. id have to disassemble the entire bed frame which is impossible. you think i didnt think of THAT first? come on, i might make stupid posts sometimes but im not a drooling cretin

>>7657161
i want to be a doggo woof woof

>>7657166
okay
you're sleeping outside in the nude

>>7657169
WOOF ^ω^

>>7657161
TransWelsh.

>>7657182
*licks your face*
^ω^

>>7657182
do you have a desire to shag sheep?

mommy anna

>>7657192
but anna is a babby trann
she is too young to be a tranny mommy

>>7657195
well
i am too

im not even on hrt yet (i will be soon if i get over myself)

and also i am 1 year younger than her

she is my mommy and that is that

*pees on the rug*
^ω^
im a good dog

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>>7657207
omg
these teen trann mommas birthing thier babby tranns and living on welfare

>>7657211
bad dog!
bad dog!
*rubs ur nose in it*
*smacks ur butt repeatedly with a newspaper*

>>7657214
*runs into the corner*
;ω;
pupper needed the bathroom
*pees more*

>>7657207

hot.

>>7656802
I like her hairstyle

i feel like shit
i am shit

>>7657220
no ur not
*licks face*

>>7657220
Me too. Weird how little things can ruin your mood entirely...

>>7657226
what ruined your mood

Well off to meet my old friend.

Time to get things sorted out.

>>7657216
ugh!
bad dog!
*smacks ur butt with a newspaper more*
*kicks u into the garden with a ball to clean up*

>>7657232
*humps the ball*
woof :3
im a good dog
:333

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>>7656802
25, somewhat closeted, open about it to a few people, Fighting clinical depression, and thinking about starting transition, been trying to rep since high school. I act female online and can do an ok voice, but I'm honestly terrified of being a hon,

Is it too late for me now, Decided that this year I'd either start transitioning or give up on the idea entirely, its really really late for me now, am I just fucked at this point?

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accurate?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aEnnH6t8Ts


My sister showed me this. How did I not know this exists.

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I dont wanna be a doggo
I wanna be thicc

>>7657249
no being a pupper is better ^ω^
woof
woof

>>7657240

I did this for a year and it wasn't too bad... though HRT is much better

>>7657249
deltoid this

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>>7657258
sometimes
thicc is better

>>7657262
i know
ill mever be thicc (in the right places)

>tfw you've made no steps towards transitioning
>tfw you've never even worn girls clothes
i am not trans

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>>7657264
you are just repressing

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>>7657264
>t. Me in April

>>7657275
yeah but i was just like this in april
of 2015 too

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>>7657274
get a real job or like start organising stuff to learn how to become a botanist

>>7657280

>get a real job
w o w how dare u imply i work for a living
i already have botanist books i read in my other 10 hours of free time tho like i'm so boredddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
i do need to do somethinggggggggggggggg
i'm just gonna play more OW for now i guess till it becomes a reasonable hour to do all my other free time stuff lolll

>>7657282
desu if I wasnt a hon I'd be jerking it on cam too because I'm unemployable
but you are better than me and you should be prioritising to getting out and getting into what you really want to do

>>7657288

you shouldn't call yourself a hon that's kinda a mean term in general even if self-depreciation is a thing yknowwwwwwwwwwwww
and honestlyyyyyyyy i wanna get out of camming so i'm doing my shittt. i just have so much fuckin free time.
i'm almost level 600 on OW now too and i literally just won my match in under 2 mins like this is all i do at night i have no life kill me

my hair is shit

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>>7657298
I know that feeling, I have over 1500 hours in Rust
I deleted it from my steam install

>>7657302
mines worse i guarantee you

pubes arent supposed to grow on your belly right

>>7657303

let's jump off a building together desu it'll be fun

>>7657275

April is a funny way to spell Thursday.

>>7657319
okay

>>7657275
I'm 5 months on hrt and I'd love to wear a dress, but I don't pass yet, so I would really be the "man in a dress"-meme

Gotta love cooking! :3

>>7657275
>tfw amy will be cute and i will not be cute
self destruct sequence initiated

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>>7657339

Lol I'm a fucking duffer right? :P

>tfw frangi's leaving in 40 minutes
HLEP

>>7657342
it's like half past midnight you silly moo

>>7657345

It's 1am thank you very much ;)

What's going on? :3

>>7657347
it seems way too late to cook food

t. someone who cooks at 4am

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>>7657344
quick, suck her dick

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>Come into work, learn one of the residents has taken a turn for the worst
>Check on him hourly, give him a couple morphine to help with the pain
>Giving him meds to reduce his mucus
>Resident looks at me and mumbles every time I enter the room
>Talking with daughter, trying to stay upbeat
>Pass over meds to next shift, getting ready to leave
>Just as I'm walking out the door, he passes away
>Go up to tell daughter I'm sorry
>"I was actually on my way out, I just wanted to say..."
>Can't finish
>Just hug daughter, say I'm glad he had the morphine so recently since it probably helped
>She thanks me, I say goodbye
>Kind of choked up right now

I know this isn't the place, but I can't sleep and I needed to get it out.

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SO TIRED
and its 3 pm and I just got up like an hour ago

Just because they call you by female pronouns doesn't mean they think you're a girl, you ugly faggots. If you're a man wearing a skirt do you think employees will call you sir? They don't want to piss off an angry SJW autist in drag that will try to complain about their workplace on twitter and call them out. If they actually do, you're just fucking abysmally ugly. There are hons who are called "ma'am" when they're ugly 6 foot tall 40 year old men with beard shadows. That's what you're getting excited about.

The only true determinant of passing is if a high quality man wants to date you and stays in a long term relationship with you, no not the fucking losers who thirst on you after you put your fag leg pics online. A guy who isn't a loser, is attractive, employed, and educated has to date you, want to have sex with you, and thinks of you as worthy of commitment as a woman.

>>7657357
I am just going to assume you're always tired so just let us know if you're ever not

okay so somehow my housemates figured out I do drugs and I've been given final warning by my landlord, not like I need weed to NOT BE IN PAIN IN MY FUCKING DREAMS or anything

more upset that he also said all three of them have come to him separately saying they can't stand living with me and all three of them are moving out, and that I'll have to go if I can't make the next tenants he finds get along with me

why does everyone hate me
I try so fucking hard to be good but everyone hates me after they get to know me properly
none of my uni friends have spoken to me since I left

I can't even kill myself properly

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>>7657344

Tie her to the bed or something. You two are super cute... You can't let her leave ;)

>>7657350

It's worth it, gotta nurse it till 3 though. Didn't think it through... But 6 hours should be long enough :)

>>7657354
Hugs <3

Palliative care is rough... I hope you are alright, that is some heavy shit :'(

>>7657364
what are you making though?

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>>7657359
>Just because they call you by female pronouns doesn't mean they think you're a girl

Ive been saying that for ages but they always say I am just bitter

>The only true determinant of passing is if a high quality man wants to date you and stays in a long term relationship with you,

o-oh. I guess you win this one.

>>7657360
sometimes I dont have sleeping problems though

>>7657359
What about cis women who can't get quality men, do they not pass either?

I feel like all my presence does is make people unhappy

>>7657367
>o-oh. I guess you win this one.
What? You seriously haven't been in a LTR with a man? You seem really pretty and pass amazingly well from what I remember. I think a guy would be lucky to have you.
>Ive been saying that for ages but they always say I am just bitter
Ugly trannies don't want you to take away the only thing they have that keeps them from killing themselves. They're pathetic and deluded.

>>7657357
You should try to go to bed sooner. But oh well I went to bed at 1am, but got a bunch of nightmares so I'm tired too.

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>>7657359

I'm sorry I can't be a hot trap for you but I'm not a girl for sexual reasons.

>>7657364

It is pretty tough. Not the first resident to pass away, of course, and I'm close with a lot of them. I'll make it, like I always do. Just can't sleep rn

>>7657342
first the keyboard, now the cooker

you live a disgusting life

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>>7657365

It's magical butter :3

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>>7657370
>You seriously haven't been in a LTR with a man?

no no, I usually maintain I dont pass.
but ive been living with my bf for 3,5 years, so according to that logic I pass, which is why you win.

>>7657371
I was in bed around 4am, but I couldnt sleep, so I got up again. I slept at like 8 or 8.30
sun was already up.

>>7657377
lol is that a drug thing?
typical convict islanders :3

>>7657368
Yes, very ugly cis women don't count as real women. I'll give lesbos an exception in this case. Getting a bf just by being a girl is easy though, if they have problems it's all their fault. Even fat chicks can get guys to fall in love with them.

>>7657378
Phienchen I need a perfume or deodorant, but I'm to scared to go to a store and buy one. Can you recommend me something that smells nice?

>>7657275


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUrRnjZ0rXI


Spartan sacrificed himself to save Amy. He was brave in the end.

>>7657378
> ive been living with my bf for 3,5 years
You're considered a high quality woman by him, so I think you're one too. You're probably prettier than most cis girls.

>>7657382
But they still pass

>>7657387
>You're probably prettier than most cis girls.
she was even before ffs

>>7657388
That's only because people are too lazy to think about the traits that distinguish between male and female. I bet the women in her workplace are thinking "that ugly bitch looks like a man." If she cut her hair short she'd look like a dude to everyone else. So nah, they somehow pass less in their cis gender than a tranny who looks good, which is sad.

>>7657390
You can twist definitions as much as you want in your aggressive narrative but they still pass.

>>7657384
Are you in Germany?

>>7657382
Stop it you /r9k/ female fetishist! Women neither have an easy pass in life nor are they magical beings who's wishes come true.

Life is hard and even if you give it your best you may fail, but still we do what we can.

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>>7657390
They pass because they dont have to think about gender roles all the time

>>7657395
>Life is hard
life is easy, you just suck

>>7657395
Yes

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>>7657384
mhh
my bf picks my deo (he likes a specific one, I can look for it later if you want)
and I dont own perfume, I want to buy something, but Ive no money, no idea what I am doing and I am too scared to enter makeup/perfume stores etc, so Ive to order online as well ;_;

>>7657387
ya he likes me, he is a good guy. Im relaly lucky to have him.

>>7657389
hugbox

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>>7657398
Rude

>>7657373

Yeah of course... But you build a bond with them and it's always hard to deal with :( I'm sure you'll be alright, it's a part of the job, but I still hope you feel better soon <3

Thanks for sharing this today, it couldn't have been easy.


>>7657374

Thanks bub <3
Next I'll show you my shower, you will loose your fucking mind. There are competing civilizations in there... Crazy shit!

>>7657379
Adelaide anon?
Yessss it's weed in butter :3 I told my housemate/landlord that I would make him some weed treats for being lovely ;)

Plus I want some too, but more so to get wacked and try to unravel some stuff.

>tfw it's not looking like you are gonna be able to go on hormones any time soon
at least i've mostly done puberty so the damage has mostly been done already ;_;

>>7657401
>hugbox
nope

>>7657405
How old are you?

>>7657404
>Adelaide anon?
natürlich

coming from no experience with any kind of drug i thought it looked weird --butter and some kind of herb
i didn't wanna be rude but i was thinking "that doesn't look like it'll end up being anything tasty"

i'm dumb lol
i thought you were making food food

>>7657409
early to mid twenties
there is no point trying to point out that i'm wrong though
getting upset won't speed anything up

>>7657405
How comes you're not self-medding?

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Holy fuck I was rolling so hard last night. Ecstasy, two dabs, and hella jaeger bombs. Im going to hell for sure lassies. Have a comedic pic of Isla

>>7657401
Oh okay I see.
I didn't think that you would be that scared as well :o
Maybe I just buy some popular one, or wait until I'm not as scared anymore. I just thought that a nice perfume might make me feel better, but maybe I should get more important stuff first.

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>>7656854
lmaO <3

>>7656874
>How did you even meet?
on here, he lives like an hour and a half away from me oddly enough.

It was a good experience, interesting character to meet.

>>7657401
Phinchey its not healthy to be scared of a shop you're a verystrong person too!

>>7657412
If you get upset to a doctor it might help

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Also, the mother fucker who snorted two lines pissed on my stuff while passed out on the floor.
Anyways, hows everyone's days going?

>>7657418
>If you get upset to a doctor it might help
it doesn't
i've tried, it only hurts me

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>>7657417

>>7657420
Did they not beleive you..

>>7657419
>>7657415
qt. I also took molly tonight.

>>7657419
>tfw not intersex with hip problems like isla

>>7657421
i don't know what they did
but it didn't result in quicker access to hormones

>>7657419
rubb isla

>>7657424
>tfw her disabiity makes her kawaii as fuck

>>7657422
im gonna go at it again, just no weed tonight.
>>7657424
its not that great, really
>>7657426
hugg anon

>>7657424
>tfw not intersex
to be fair, this general is dedicate to people with a shitty kind of intersex disorder

>>7657430
Hugg

>>7657410

Haha it's fine ;)

It's actually quite nice, though I assume it's an acquired taste, or perhaps you have to be a bogan to enjoy it. Who knows.

I actually did cook before. one pan dish that is really friggen good for you. Bit of chicken, some cherry tomatoes, various cabbages, spinach, various choys, and some thinly sliced sweet potato. Just chuck it all in the saute pan, throw a few herbs and spices on top and a drizzle of light soy. I usually just simmer it all in there for about 20 mins take the chicken out and knock the heat up to reduce it a little. So it ends up being chicken with a weird cabbage salad. I dunno. I grew up traveling around a lot, so I don't really care for presentation, food needs to be yummy, easy to make and nowadays, make me feel good :)

If you have your shit together you can do it all and the cleaning that goes with it in about 30 mins. EZ PZ!

>>7657430
>its not that great, really
its better than having a male skeleton and functional hips

>if you take it from me, life life for yourself
>cause when its all said and done, you don't need anyone else
-Maria Creveling

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Okay, ESL here, is "honey" a no-no word even when talking with your partner? I think darling is a bit too southern belle 80 years ago. Is sweety the only allowed vocative?

>>7657433
>I actually did cook before. one pan dish that....
now THAT sounds like something i'd eat

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>>7657418
>you're a verystrong person too!

I wish :/

>>7657416
>I didn't think that you would be that scared as well :o

social anxiety, but I also feel like a man invading women's spaces, which isnt helpful v-v

Im just happy i havent seriously been clocked this entire con
>>7657432
whatup
>>7657434
Subjective

>>7657437
My brother and his wife said it all the time

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>>7657430
>im gonna go at it again, just no weed tonight.
i had a pretty profound moment when I looked into a mirror last night and didnt feel dysphoric. It was a memorable moment.

After carrying the dysphoria vulture around my neck for so long, even an hour without the vulture felt like the best therapy.

>>7657443
Phinchey you're a woman. You belong in those spaces

>>7657446
Stop being so kawaii!!

>>7657443
Yeah I hope my anxiety will go away if I ever pass, but since you're still feeling like that, even though you pass really well, I'm kinda worried.

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>>7657443

>>7657440

Lol nice! Feel free to give it a go you just need a saute pan, but if you don't have one, I suggest using a deep frypan and some foil :3

I like doing stir fry in the wok too. If you prepare the chicken by freezing them in single serving sizes, and don't do rice (just have sweet potato as your carbs) then you can bash that one out in about 15-20 mins.

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>>7657456

>>7657450
im glad that happened for you Zheanna!!
>>7657452
Ehh? Im just doin what i do >_<

>>7656802
Why am I such a hon, /mtfg/

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>>7657456
wh-what do you mean

>>7657453
ya Idk, transitioning made it worse for me, but maybe I am just retarded

>>7657452
>implying
I wish I could see it like that

>>7657437
>Okay, ESL here, is "honey" a no-no word even when talking with your partner?
if you're talking just about addressing your partner, it sounds a bit outdated to me, but there's nothing wrong with it

some people use "baby", "babe", "sugar" or random made-up syllables that don't mean anything (my last girlfriend was called fiona and i used to call her "feefee")

>>7657461
You're a hot lesbian with lipstick butch to me =}

>>7657460
uwu

>>7657462
uwu

>>7657462
Aww that sucks… :(
Oh well at least it can't get worse for me~

>>7657468
But there's a scary guy in my mirror every morning

uwu

>>7657464
okay, that's helpful. Thanks!

>>7657474
i wouldn't go calling strangers any of those words though

that's dangerous territory right there, anon

owo

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>>7656924
>Wait zheanna is actually hanging out with carth?
yeee

>That sounds weirdly fun for some reason
it was weirdly fun.

>>7657477
no, no, I meant for an english speaking partner.
That's why I was doubting the validity of using honey.

>>7657471
={

>>7657364
Too late now :(
I'll see her again soon though!
And thank you :)

>>7657488
So who's the new boyfriend, Anise?

>>7657488
Anise!!

>>7657494
Just an internet only bf. I don't see how I could end up with someone from the US irl. Like, hitting on tourists?

>>7657500
How's it going, Oryx?
I'm doing a 48 hours awake thing and I'm feeling a bit rough and a lot ugly.

You know what really grinds my gears? Hugboxing

>>7657450
Hey zhe what happened with your best friend/bf that you were with?

>>7657504
That's a bit idiotic of you :^)

>>7657512
Why? Not referring to this thread specifically or anything.

Just in general.

>>7657492
Nawwww. I just think the public displays of affection are adorable! Even if it is just roleplaying, it's cute.

>>7657501
There are probably American students and expats in Argentina. You just have to find them and then trick them into becoming your boyfriend.

It shouldn't be too hard, since Americans aren't that bright.

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>>7657503
Thats not healthy Anise!! Do you have a bf now?!

>>7657514
I wasn't hugboxing you.

>>7657517
kek
I've met a few germans, no americans as far as I know.

>>7657518
Just an internet bf I write to and stuff.
I'm cutting off my internet this month so I wanted to have a last go at the vice. That and trying to fix my sleep schedule.

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>>7657523
>I've met a few germans

did they goose step into your heart?

>>7657518
Is that a Frame Arms Girl? She's cute. I never finished my Gourai.

>>7657516
>roleplaying
It's really mostly not desu
I also just gave her a kiss in public it was really nice!

>>7657523
>That and trying to fix my sleep schedule.
b-by staying awake for 48 hours?

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>>7657518
I didn't notice the pic!
That's why too lewd!

>>7657526
I'm not sure what goose step was.
They were nice people, but people in vacation or study trips to places with tons of tourism by themselves rarely are bitchy.

>>7657518
Oryx what's ur skype

>>7657531
instead of going to sleep at 5am and waking up at 4pm, yes.
ideally I will go to sleep around 11 tonight and I can't sleep more than 8 hours anyway.

>>7657526
oh, except you, of course! I think I have a quack of yours saved somewhere because vocarro wasn't working right and made me download it.
But I haven't actually met you so it doesn't really count.

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>>7657506
I am still talking to him, I mean hes my BFF so yeh. We are kinda in two different places. I'm gonna be traveling to visit him next weekend though so I'll be able to measure how its going. We aren't committed..... yet (fingers crossed).

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>>7657489
He's even on my phone, in pictures

>>7657523
Kay =]

>>7657528
Yes

>>7657532
The clear version colors look nice but I wanna limit what I own despite how nice the clusterfuck is and the other color is hard to find which helps tempt me i to wanting that mkre =]

>>7657534
dedas.ret but the name will appear as kippa

>>7657457
i already cook my own random shit in pans :D

>>7657551
Stup posting lewds ///-///

>>7657559
Hugg Anon