Getting out of the game won't be easy edition
• Informed consent providers: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
• Makeup for beginners: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels: http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels: http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
Previous: >>7638129
no drugs
happy times
yes drugs
unhappy times
>>7639625
So due to money, I had to take a month and a half break on my spiro and estro and man was that awful. Sex drive came back in full force and my orgasms were no longer dry (far from even). Suicide was considered, but I didn't actually try anything only because I knew I'd eventually be able to get back on HRT soon. I don't really want to talk about this, but I felt the need to warn you gals. If you are able, stay on your HRT like your life depends on it. In some ways, it really does.
Honestly I feel lucky it only impacted me in reversable ways. Who knows what would have happened if I waited much longer. (I was an earlyish transitioner, so the effects of T on me were pretty limited)
tfw no buddi
>>7639625
Nth for I like to pretend I'm a gay boy
>>7639612
I managed to give myself a major de-realization episode last time I smoked weed (it was really strong desu) so yeah I'm avoiding drugs until I have more peace of mind.
no nim
unhappy times
yes nim
fantastic times
>>7639583
>its overrated
That's been my experience. I've only tried it twice and had baby lines but all it really did is make me talk to much and fidget for half an hour. Then I had a headache all night :/
>>7639630
i dont think youre qualified to give advice on how to be happy
>>7639637
I literally was a bath salts addict when I was 19
how do you make yourself stop liking someone?
>>7639630
>>7639639
nimmy the best
nth for comfy
my nana tells me stories about her sugar daddy getting her super into coke back in the day
>>7639619
You can freebase cocaine, which isn't the same as crack. It's what set Richard Pryor on fire.
>>7639624
>pepsi tastes better than coke
There are reasons that Coke is better. All cola sodas use secondary flavoring besides just the coca. Coke chose vanilla, which is smooth and delicious. Pepsi chose lime, which is harsh and bitter. To counteract this, they have to make their cola sweeter, which is why children without discerning palates prefer Pepsi.
Additionally, my mother not only was, but continues to be a respectable woman. If I can be half the woman she is, I'll be happy. And technically I already am, since I have one of her X chromosomes.
>>7639637
That's one of the most retarded things I've heard all day
>>7639637
I'm joking. I have an easy life and recreationally do drugs a few times a year.
how to do dmt when no rig
is freebasing easy
i've never had a crack pipe before
>>7639625
>that movie
is that real?
>>7639630
honestly the other way around
i mean taking opiates is literally going to make you so unbelievably happy
however no drugs is a safer time
>>7639659
>You can freebase cocaine, which isn't the same as crack
>It isn't the same!
Whitney Houston pls.
First to reply gets a free wish
i miss spookychan sarah
>>7639675
Lies
>>7639675
fuck off :D
>>7639675
One wish plz
>>7639672
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeFm3Oda5hw
You reminded me of this song just now. It's a good one.
>>7639660
lizzy ^.^
>>7639675
Hrt banned and is no longer manufactured within the year
>>7639661
you dont do anything harder than weed or acid or something like that. hard drugs suck because theyre too good.
t. addict
>>7639647
you dont
you marry the pilot boy so you and your family can stay in the US
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y23YtUAZieQ
>>7639676
not when you realize she was cnt
>>7639668
No lol.
>>7639690
calmly ruffle up sophie's hair!!!!
>>7639681
Yes you can be a transgirl
:^)
>>7639661
you can try any drug as long as you dont have shit-tier willpower
>>7639690
>harder than weed or acid
Hm... perhaps my understanding of drugs is limited, but I kinda thought acid was like... full throttle as far as drugs go.
>>7639691
i don't like the pilot boy as much as the big lip nice jaw boy tho
even if the pilot boy has way more money and is way more stable and sweet and caring
THIS IS WHY I NEED TO STOP LIKING THE GUY I LIKE CAUSE HE'S A FUCKBOY
>>7639702
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
>>7639694
Except it's on Netflix.
>>7639659
I thought he poured bacardi 151 all over himself and lit himself on fire intentionally because he was trying to kill himself
>>7639694
What? Yes it is! http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3837196/
>tfw not in a stable relationship with someone
>tfw unlovable
>>7639705
I'm pretty the most responsible girl ever. I feel like that at least has some degree of telling me of my willpower, but who knows. Maybe my willpower sucks. Haven't really toyed with it.
nth for being a hon forever
>>7639688
Hi Nimmy
>>7639693
Yeah
>>7639707
no
i was gonna recommend dmt, but i thought it'd be too nutty for a first time, it's definitely what i'd call full throttle
>>7639714
>that tongue
Trip on, Neptune.
>>7639721
omg stop you're fine
>>7639721
n+1th for being a hon forever
>>7639721
You can always start lifting
>>7639727
i have a huge tongue too though
>tfw unending desire to abuse drugs
>>7639727
>TFW NOT A QT WITH LONG TONGUE LIKE NEPTUNE
KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME
wow this thread got hella druggie hella fast huh lmao
>>7639738
save me from the drugs pls
who is your trip OTPs?
nimxeva
lanaxphien
>>7639719
get a boyfriend
>>7639732
but bro
if I stop taking the pills I'll DIE
>>7639742
Ill protect you buy eating ALL the drugs in your area,
Bees are often very fuzzy. I'm about to not be. Going to epilate tonight! Any tips/warnings?
>>7639715
>I killed her
That's my line
>>7639745
>not nimxolive
gay
>>7639753
what's that mean?
>>7639745
>tfw no mtfg platonic gf
>>7639753
take a warm bath, exfoliate with a loofah or something while you're in there, then epilate. it helps bb.
>>7639749
Fuck off skank I've got dibs on Drunk Chaser
>>7639661
>If I were to try one drug, what should it be?
Estrace!
LSD if you want to change your perception and trip out.
MDMA if you want a fun upper. Don't take with ssri/maoi/ect drugs >.>
>>7639756
o-olive?
am i bad trans for putting off srs for a year so i can get settled and move in with my gf and spend the year on the visa process and working my tits off instead of swanning about in consultancies and getting my junk rejangled. i'd prefer my gf looking after me in hospital after all, instead of my mom
>>7639763
>but then you'll do da drugs
thats different, I need them.
>>7639769
I will never afford srs
I'm going to kiss nim, she just does'nt know yet
>>7639769
no, you sound like you know what's best for you
>>7639769
no, thats absolutely viable in every way. Id even say thats the smart choice.
>>7639770
but what if doing drugs will make me a happi for a lil bit
>>7639768
>is drunk chaser cute?
I don't know what he looks like, but I highly doubt there are any cute male trips here.
>>7639746
I highly recommend the bf program
>>7639749
i refuse
>>7639769
Nope, you have the right idea.
>>7639760
That was the plan. Should I moisturize afterwards or will that introduce me to an endless nightmare? How best to avoid ingrown hairs afterwards, continue exfoliating regularly?
>>7639778
anon!!!
>>7639782
no, Ill be the one to make you happy.
>>7639784
is it really nice
life will never get better
>cellulite on upper thighs
>not even close to overweight
feels bad
:v(
>>7639783
if they're cute they usually end up becoming girls
>>7639792
h-how are you gonna do that sophie
>>7639795
awwwwh ;__;
>>7639769
No, it's fine.
You should get srs when you're ready for it.
>tfw a male friend tried to hook me up with a female chaser who specifically wants girlpeen
>tfw she's probably going to stop caring about me if i decide i want srs
>tfw have a secret crush on nim
>>7639768
but it turns you into a goof
>>7639804
>its a 'we're supposed to believe burch has friends' episode
>>7639805
i said i refuse
back off hoe
>>7639808
it's not very secret evangeline
>>7639801
by quaking the sads away
>>7639808
it's not a secret anymore if you post it here!
>>7639795
iktf
>>7639794
Yes. He holds you and kisses you. And makes all the anxiety and fear melt away when your with him.
also never tell a guy you like it rough cause my lip is literally bruised as are my ass cheeks and hips and i've been in pain all day ;_;
>>7639819
hehe....
>Day 5 and Trump has already banned abortion funding
And so it begins. Abortion is the ONLY issue that I stand with the feminists on, fuck pro-lifers.
being lonely is scary
but people are also scary
i just wanna stop being scared
there's only one way out
>>7639830
>>7639800
>tfw not cute, but transitioning anyway
>>7639836
it secret, don't tell her!
>>7639830
fucking trump
i'd ask to move in with you but the UK is even worse
maybe i can look into a russian citizenship?
>>7639803
i'm ready but i got important things this year like a visa, moving countries, finding a new job in my old country until i can move, finding work and health insurance in my new country, shipping my stuff over a box a month to my gf's place (shipping is expensive + its all books because i'm a nerd faggot), flying back and forth a few times, gettin married- i'm gonna be too busy to be in a hospital or to spend 3 hours a day sticking stuff up my vajangus. even if i'm not, it'll be distracting enough so i don't work on the visa or don't get a job. too busy dreamin of frankenginas
>>7639836
You are cuter than me
You can get a bf too
>>7639850
what the fuck did you just say ;_;
did you really just diss the kingdom of hawaii
i just
i don't know what to say
>Arguing with gf
>yelling and screaming at each other about dumb shit
>really frustrated and she won't let me talk
>sperg out
> start screaming I hate this relationship over and over again
>tfw as I'm yeliing I know deep down that this unhealthy forced relationship with one of my best friends is going to continue and even though i really just want dick in my life
Fml. Still unnecessarily in an angry hateful mood. Especially self hatred and anger. What should I do?
>posted this in wrong thread too ;_;
>>7639859
why not get a bf?
>>7639853
i'll do more than that! sell your worthless soul to me and i'll give you seven fabulous wishes. what could go wrong?
>>7639861
>>7639862
You're right it's simple I'm dumb.
>>7639869
glad I could help
>>7639867
buddi
>>7639859
idu like men are literally everywhere just waiting to give you some pipe
>>7639865
1. i wish i could change the rules on wish granting
2. i wish i could wish for unlimited wishes
3. i wish for unlimited wishes
4. i wish i was a reel gurl
>>7639873
hmmmm~
>>7639876
??????
>>7639878
nothin ^.^
budd
>>7639837
I'm excited for the wall
I wonder how high its tallest point will be
benis :DDD
>>7639875
wow these are beautiful wishes nim. done and done
>>7639881
o-ok
>>7639845
Yeah, I guess I meant "ready for it" in a more general sense that you don't have to get srs as soon as you can afford to financially, and if you think it would be better to put it off for whatever reason then that's perfectly ok.
when i was 11 i always wanted to be a lil bunny girl
>>7639875
that sounds really complicated
i love when you've been taking dick regularly and a guy doesn't have to take 5 mins to work into you. like he can just slide it in then pound you. i hate being super tight all the time. ;-;
>>7639891
i dont think i have the right people to do mdma with :( i'd love to get huggy and kissy with someone
>>7639893
would you fug a genie
>>7639896
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>>7639887
told my gf i'd rather be in our bed and our house and have her be jerking me off rather than being on my own in my parents house sticking dilators in my pussy
when i put it like that i sound AGP as fuck
>>7639908
hmmmm
>>7639857
Oh, lord. There's fuck all to do there, I was in Binghamton for a little. Townies' lives are full of Rust Belt misery and everything closes early. Good brewing scene, though, and there's a few colleges with some decent people to hang out with if you can get close to them, and they support a decent restaurant scene and provide a fair community for nerd shit. Good hiking, too, when it's warmer.
>>7639904
honest answer?
I am pretty sure my bf is the only person Ill ever sleep with voluntarily.
>>7639918
lol no
i'm all alone in my room all the time with no friends
tag urself, i'm 4
>>7639921
>>7639923
what if your bf was a genie
>>7639929
i dont wanna be any kris jenner desu
>>7639932
doesnt matter what he is, I am his property, so I guess yes, if he wants
>>7639874
>>7639891
I hate the "yeah but it's hard" complex that I'm trapped in. It should just be end the unhealthy relationship, then look for a healthy. While doing so in the sex I am more attracted to but, it's so god damn hard for me to do it. I think it boils down to me being a lazy scared piece of shit. How do I stop being that?
>>7639941
>I am his property
o-oh
>>7639930
me on left ^^
>>7639943
Either realize your self-worth or become so self-loathing that you attempt suicide, fail, and then leave everything behind to try something new because you feel like you're suffocating in your old life.
>>7639944
>tfw I posted a sad nazi girl on 4chan as a reaction to something I said on discord
not sure if I am retarded or just tired
>>7639941
>>7639929
always 5
>this female chaser girl keeps referring to me with masculine stuff like "brosef" and "gayboy"
m-maybe i was wrong about female chasers...
>>7639941
This is so inspiring
A transgirl who took hormones, has a neovag and is now extremely passive and property of a man
This is the gold standard
>>7639963
no its okay ^^
i just get jelly when i hear about people in good relationships :33
>>7639978
its a little shameful that she considers herself part of the right
I hate taking naps and feeling worse emotionally when I wake up.
>>7639977
Wrong how? Did you think they'd be better?
>>7639983
why
How trans am I that the thought of having SRS makes me feel very happy?
I consider myself "Normal" guy by all accounts. But gender has gnawed at me for a long time. And I sometimes lurk here out of morbid curiosity. Like I look at trannies the same way I see sports professionals. Sure I would love to be one. But I just don't have the ability to.
>>7639954
Idk I really don't have any worth
>>7639977
I'm pretty sure that's just one person being retarded.
>>7639989
human cattle following your political belief kind of trivializes it
you want intelligent and rational people to believe what you believe in yes?
>>7638751
Im never going to go to jail im young and imortal ;^)
The shroom trip out was in Griffith Park too and i was maybe like four or five beers in when i hopped out of the car of some white boi i met in venice beach while i was smoking all along the beach where the waves are and i also saw some cops there too and they got a little close to me ngl but i walked away before i saw them get out of the car and just started walking along the coast not really going anywhere but like yea when i got to where i couldnt really walk anymore i sparked another bowl and started talking to this stanger as you do and he had a blunt ofc so we smoked there and i shit u not this cute short little thing started doing reverse fucking splits right infront of us and im such a goddam idiot and i wasnt drinking cuz i could have fuxked her that day i tried to say hi but she ignored me and im such a goddam FUCKING MORON cuz i saw her walking while we were in the car and i hollered at her again and said something like "DAAAAAAM (SHWING)" (you get the idea) and she looked at me and recognized me and smiled that smile yall know what fucking smile im talking about and if u dont ur a fucking retard and so the fuck am i cuz i could have should have told that white guy to stop the car and picked her up and i could have given her the ectasy i took and some shrooms too but thats all in the past and wow that was a long day long weekend and a lot of people told me off that day from a distance cuz im just a bad
>>7639983
why?
>>7639978
thank you
>>7639979
awww :33
>>7639991
>Like I look at trannies the same way I see sports professionals.
hold the phone: does that mean I am a professional fuckup?
>>7640000
lmao. your comments always crack me up
>>7640006
wh-what
>>7639953
>>7640009
post your tongue you femboy
>>7640006
This. I'm a chaser and I want dysphoria so bad. It sounds so good. Fuck. I would be so happy to be a Broken tranny
>>7639991
>But I just don't have the ability to.
why do you think?
and repressing your feelings is not good, it doesn't make them actually go away
Eva and Nim are so cute together. I want them to do cute things and be happy together.
>>7640013
me on the right!!!
>>7639987
well, yeah, i mean they're kinda rare...
idk, it might just be gender neutral stuff since all the cis girls i know tend to use "dude" and stuff for either sex
>>7640006
either that's a sign that you're trans or you have a really fucked up view of what being trans is like
>>7640013
v-vangy can i add you on discord ;w;
>>7639991
if you think about having SRS a lot you might be very trans
do you have breakdowns / depression over not being feminine / having a dick? or is it just a fantasy
>>7640023
but neither of them can form conversations
they just post images and gifs at each other
them meeting irl would be a social anxiety trainwreck
>>7639943
i don't know that you ever necessarily stop being that, but you just have to do it anyways. you just kinda overcome it rather than eliminate it.
then it kinda goes away after awhile.
>>7640011
I don't know myself. But literally all the stuff you talk about and experience. I want to feel that. The fear, the anxiety, the dysphoria. It's the perfect life. To be so fragile and unstable. Fuck normality.
I want to be part of the trans suicide statistics. I want to be special.
>>7640028
we talk on discord
>>7640016
Pretty sure that's not the mental illness they were referring too, but on the other hand CHASER GET OUT REEEEEEEEEE!
>>7640032
>I want to be part of the trans suicide statistics.
what the fuck am i reading
>>7640027
idk you well enough yet
>>7639963
saved. you always post the best nazi anime girl reaction images.
>>7640034
im sure that goes wonderfully
>>7640027
Erm, I don't think "gayboy" is one of those gender neutral terms, senpai.
>>7639998
Well, there's always therapy, if you can get it. I went the shit route, so I can't really speak for the effectiveness of other methods, personally. I just tried to off myself, and then I did other shit because the alternative was death anyway.
>>7640016
I'm a chaser and you sound retarded. Dysphoria and depression often come hand in hand, and I know for certain that the latter makes a ton of people's lives miserable. The former causes you to dislike your own body. I cannot imagine the thought of disliking my own dick so much that I might have a mental breakdown if someone else were to so much as touch it. That... is something I honestly have to take pity on.
>>7640044
yeah!
i like talking to her :)
>>7640032
You're fucking insane.
>>7639911
>calling me doll
it's like you want me to fall in love with you or something
nim on top me on the bottom
>>7640032
i think you already have some mental issues you need to work out
>>7640041
this one is new as well, have never posted it before
>>7640032
wow, it sounds like youve been here for a long time. I havent talked about deeply personal stuff on here in months I think. you seem to know me well. Did you drop trip or are you an anon?
>>7640060
oh wow my hips are nice
>>7640015
>>7640064
There is nothing enviable about the trans community. We're all broken and often bitter and hateful and petty and destructive towards each other because of it. You have a mental illness most likely or you're trans and going about it in the unhealthiest way imaginable.
>>7640064
This is how you end up becoming part of the suicide statistics for trans people. Wanting to be part of a community is alluring, but people that aren't truly trans who end up transitioning more often then not kill themselves
>>7640046
i understand it's scary
you can take small steps; build up your courage
p i c k l e s
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>>7640080
>>7640072
FUCKING NICE
>>7640084
I just ate some. They were nice.
>>7640085
LMAO WHY DOES QUID ALWAYS HAVE THIS FUCKING GOOFY EXPRESSION ON THEIR FACE
>>7640090
>>7640065
I am anon. I've talked to you about this before I think. I have an eidetic memory. So I can recall a lot of stuff about lots of trips. Ive been on E for about a year. It's really helped me purge the feelings of normalness
>>7640057
No I'm not. That's the problem. Not yet anyway.
>>7640063
No I WANT mental issues. This fucking normality I want to drill into my brain and lobotomise myself.
>>7640084
thats right my little c-word
>>7640087
o-oh...
pickles suk tbf
>>7640100
nim no...
>mfw a girl from here just tried involving me in some fictitious drama with "internet famous" trans girls
i've already talked about it thoroughly with the both of them but assuming you're reading this since you vanished on facebook can you like
not involve me in this inane bullshit in the future? ty
>>7640104
me everywhere!!!
why u saving my quid collection anon
thats MINE
>>7640107
omg edie i heard you killed a guy and left his body in the desert to rot can you confirm or deny this?
>>7640047
I may just live out my life as a sack of shit. Let oldness come with a smile. I don't have any goals or anything. Maybe that will change as I transition to female. Who knows? Idk, sorry for whining so much but thanks for the input. Everything will happen eventually, so why not just see it as fine
>>7640109
>>7640115
do you self-harm?
>>7640059
But Olive you're more like a pal I can drink with and play DaS. Don't lose to cock like the rest of the dumb trannies here baka
>>7640124
>Don't lose to cock like the rest of the dumb trannies here baka
amen!
>been forgetting to practice voice lately
fuck
>>7640065
>tfw can't respond with something because all the good images I saved are from you :<
>>7640128
tfw no cute voice
>>7640113
i can confirm that accusation as a fact
idk why people from here involve me in crazy bs outside of this place, like i'm on good terms with pretty much everyone outside of 4chin lmao
>>7640122
Yes I do.
>>7640099
you look much better in that picture than the unsee
actually attractive
>>7640115
The joke's on you, I'm a semi-functional human being and dysphoria is the least of my issues. You're gonna have to find someone else's vulnerability to envy for your strange fantasies.
>>7640097
wow, youre interesting. you remind me of someone I know.
I wonder what you know about me
>>7640130
another one I havent posted yet
>>7640131
https://clyp.it/gnovlior
>>7640128
no they arent >:(((
also you sound like one of my old cis friends
nice work
>>7640142
sounds fake desu
like youre trying too hard
>>7640131
I think your voice is cute, lot better then mine
>>7640148
i get too selfconscious to train it
like ill get embarrassed even know no one is listening to me lol
>>7640151
inspire yourself
i watched videos on youtube about people's experience with hrt
you could look into self-medding, but like i know it's intimidating and suff
>>7640153
I wish I had more time alone to work on mine :c
>>7640124
>cock
srs tho girls are nice but like
Boys just smell so good
I'm fine with being pals but make no mistake, my cock conquest will not go unwon :^)
>>7640135
Yeah that's a good idea about the coke, well not necessarily coke it's to expensive and overkill. I'll probably buy some adderal. After I do adderal a few times in a week, I think and will so my much shit into the right place that my life quality for the next few months improves drastically.
>>7640162
how did you do that
are you just an angle wizard or does that hairstyle work really well on you
>>7640165
awww it's okay
your family knows just do it whenever!
>>7640169
... im not sure what you are asking
>>7640169
Drake are you Australian?
>>7640115
Fuck, fell for the bait. Good one anon
>>7640174
how did you go from so unattractive to attractive in one picture
>>7640175
I've thought that before as well but he's actually an ameriburger
>there are people ITT who are dysphoria dysphoric and want to feel how we feel
>>7640172
>You're the most human of them all.
human in what way?
>>7640175
i live in the australia of america
socal
>>7640140
thanks. that'll be uselful in the future I guess. I hope that's an actual manga (probably can't buy in germany anyways)y
>>7640180
what a silly thing to want
this is literally hell
>>7640182
la or sd?
>>7640166
>I'm fine with being pals but make no mistake, my cock conquest will not go unwon :^)
But I'm an incredibly loyal person who would never consider cheating, pal.
>>7640177
I'm not fucking joking. I want to be a shadow of my former self. I've already nuked my balls and atrophied my penis to my delight. And growing tits makes me feel like such a fucking freak. I love it.
>>7640100
Pickles r gross
>>7639630
>tfw no weed hookup
>>7639635
Buddi
>>7640185
i live in big bear senpai
>>7640184
It's very confusing, fetishizing suffering and all.
>>7640167
don't be rude ;-;
>>7640181
You can see them too can't you?
You can hear them?
So can I.
you're human because of the pain and mental illness you've suffered. I want that too.
>>7640190
AGP
G
P
>>7640198
Okay Phiechen I don't wanna insult you here but...
Anon listen to yourself. She describes herself as property, as furniture, to be used and nothing more. Are you fucking serious saying she's the most human person here or is this a parody? Come off it.
>>7640201
But we're all a bunch of leftie cucks with noguns.
>>7640189
Oh no I didn't mean that my conquest was for your cock specifically
Jeez
Just
Nice cocks attached to nice boys in general
>>7640190
Thats a funny way to repress
>got literally everything from my mum
>fat butt, wide hips, narrow shoulders
>feminine face (people address me as woman if I don't cut my hair)
>almost no body hair (only pubic and arm pit + tiny stubble on the inside of my thighs, zero back hair; people always asking me why I shave my arms/legs)
>only attracted to men
>feel like the only reason I want to be a woman is to get attention not because I actually want to be a woman
>feel like 26 is too old anyway
should I just end it
>>7640167
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05hhkCReCbV
>>7640203
Needs more genocide and defence of the celebration of genocide
>>7640209
also forgot my tiny hands, my middle finger is 2.75inches
>>7640203
i had friends who lived in australia
itd be like a dream to live in a place with actual manly people
the culture here is garbage man
>>7640209
okay
>>7640207
Well I, for one, find it repulsive that you would be attracted to a cis male at all. Honestly shameful to your kind.
>>7640196
https://clyp.it/a0bq1rd2
>>7640162
Gee, it would be a real shame if you had the opportunity to test it out. Ah ha... I'm going to stop thinking about this now.
>>7640168
That's the spirit. Self-improvement doesn't have to seem normal to be useful, and if you think it will help you move into the next stage of your life, then I say go for it. You deserve to be happy, girl.
>>7640209
Just be a femboy, ffs.
This thread is literally the only place where I feel within the average parameters of sanity, maybe even saner than average.
>>7640208
Oh I never repressed. I embraced this with so much glee as soon as I could when I turned 18
>>7640220
Cis males are great and I want them in and around me
>>7640225
you should find better places to hang out
>>7640228
DROPPED
>>7640214
srs is like agp final form tbqh
>>7640223
omg what did i do
>>7640229
I do have a social life. It's just that I'm reminded of the fact I'm crazy whenever I hang out with people who are less so.
>>7640228
i dont understand
is vanilla bean a low tier ice cream? i hope not
>>7640243
r u in cali?
>>7640198
>>7640214
I understand the wish to suffer, but I dont understand to want to be broken, isnt it over once youre broken? isnt the struggle more interesting? when life tries to break you over and over but you just barely manage to hold on and you suffer above and beyond what you imagined yourself capable of going through?
>>7640193
I mean, Id get it if their life was bad already. A sort of... go all the way. I often wished I was so far gone that I wasnt self aware, that would be way better than what I am now, but I guess thats just hoping to avoid pain?
>>7640202
Am not insulted, dont worry.
Is it lewdposting time again
>>7640243
>vanilla bean
M Y N I G G A
thats my favourite its best tier
>>7640243
french vanilla is high high
>>7640243
its good I think
>>7640223
no bully nim ;_;
>>7640242
Oh nim
Sweet nim
It never would have worked out
You're a nice girl but I just love the D too much
>>7640249
I only started transition two months ago and I already am eating from the trash can all the time.
>>7640251
>>7640250
>>7640243
>french vanilla
>with sprinkles
>>7640224
You're sweet ty :)
>>7640257
i understand more than i know
>>7640262
be like one of these people
>>7640259
omg yes!
>>7640103
I look alright in most pictures that trolls don't save and post, that's a good way to screen them
>>7640245
yeah
>>7640265
>people
don't mis-species him
>>7640265
where did you find this picture of me
>>7640266
sometimes I just pour so many ice cream is completely covered, it is the best
>>7640259
>with sprinkles
you ruined it
can i achieve a super butt with the help of ice cream? how do i get a butt thats fat, firm, and aesthetic?
>>7640258
>and I already am eating from the trash can all the time
excuse me, what
either way, you should honestly find better places to go desu
this place is notoriously cancerous
>>7640228
Having a mans dick in my mouth is one of the best moments of my life. Tbh probably the best
>>7640276
genetics
exercise
thats basically it ¯\_(シ)_/¯
>>7640246
Being broken is the final reward
You're right the struggle is so incredible. I wish I had been forced through rle a year ago.
>>7640279
>excuse me, what
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ch5ZCGi0PQ
>>7640267
Why don't you post a good picture of you then? I've only seen these bad ones.
>>7640276
youre supposed to eat food with a lot of calories in it while doing specific butt exercises i think
>>7640243
i think it needs toppings
>>7640290
so like spam musubi
>>7640301
>///<
>>7640301
nope
calories make fat
which is what you meant by super butt right
the thicc?
if you mean toned then protein ye
>>7640305
your mom makes u fat
fatty
>>7640284
youre fascinating anon,
I wish I had time to figure you out.
But I have to go to sleep
its close to 7 am and Ive uni in the evening.
>>7640308
:'(
>>7640281
it sounds nice but the actual men are so unattractive
it's like, ugh
would i want to romance this big hairy dude just so that i can suck a dick now and then
>cis girl on facebook complaining about things i will never have because i am not cis
why live
tamara hi
ur gay lol
>>7640312
>meanwhile in /mtfg/
http://i.4cdn.org/f/Beef%20Stroganoff.swf
>>7640312
The big hairy dude is such a big part of it. I'm going to start drooling
>>7640320
hi
yoo too
I LOVE MEN AND MEN'S DICKS
>>7640326
same
>>7640325
u like boys queer
>>7640326
Good post desu
>>7640326
Olive please stop you're making the more innocent patrons uncomfortable.
>>7640332
>not liking both
>>7640340
I too am a dick lover. I am one of theeeeeee
>tfw no grill to feed my dick to
tfw dad says I look really stupid and like a scarecrow with long ratty hair
tfw probably gonna have to let stupid dad move in with me
tfw didn't have the courage to come out to him
tfw angry and sad
>>7640352
>tfw probably gonna have to let stupid dad move in with me
lol, why?
>>7640352
>tfw dad says I look really stupid and like a scarecrow with long ratty hair
>tfw didn't have the courage to come out to him
DO NOT
>>7640352
okay but leave all your dildos out on the table
>>7640286
I mean, I don't really care that much, that's the main thing.
But besides that, it's not like I'm gorgeous, I wouldn't be proving anything besides that I don't look *that* shitty, and especially since I'm not posting any girlmode pictures on here it's kinda hard to look good without makeup or proper hair or anything. When I'm in boymode I basically just ignore my hair as you can tell :P
Also I have resting snark face, one eyebrow is just placed a little bit higher than the other and there's nothing to be done about it, other than that if I get an eyebrow lift I can just have one done instead of both lmao
>>7640345
but boys are really sexy and smell amazing and keep you safe and hug you
>>7640360
youre gorgeous to me quid :)c
>>7640362
i find the idea of male authority extremely threatening
i just want a dominant girl to cuddle me ;_;
>>7640354
because he's in an unhealthy relationship and i need help with rent
>>7640357
:(
>>7640358
i haven't even used them since starting hrt
>>7640367
terrible fucking idea btw
just find another roommate
or a different money source
>>7640367
find somebody to move in with you
but absolutely do not let a very possibly abusive father move in with you, especially if he's not going to accept you
>>7640268
cool, cuz I saw someone on some app that looks like you recently.
Things are getting pretty physical with my boyfriend and I'm super nervous. He knows it'll be my first time so I want to make sure it doesn't suck. I've read some foods can help out with like, regular diet and having slightly cleaner anal and everything. I was wondering if anyone had any tips for what I could make us so that I won't get much poop on my dick when I top him? I'd ask him to enema but desu I think he's under the impression I'm a bottom and it's more fun if he finds out when cuffed to the bed.
>>7640367
I'll move in with you, I need to get out of my house anyway
>>7640352
It will most likely get worse. Hope you find something better.
>>7640366
>the idea of male authority extremely threatening
but thats the best part!
they are so big and strong and kiss you and protect you from the wolves and bring meat and you repay them by gathering berries not far from your cave
>>7640373
lmao nice setup, got me good
>tfw could move to Texas to live with sister
>considering...
>>7640375
i'm skeptical of this
i've been trying this with so many people from mtfg
how far along are you in transition
can you function in society normally
can you hold down a job
do you work atm
do you have valid references
do you have skills
do you have money
can you get hired with ease
?
i live near seattle
>>7639670
When has my advice ever been anything other than "don't do hard drugs all willy nilly"?
I'm not currently an addict
>>7640383
>from /mtfg/
i think this is your problem
you should find some more normal people to shack up with
my understanding here is most people here are pretty dysfunctional :<
>>7640382
i-its a really good feeling when a boy presses his rod against you and smells your head and huggs u and and its all very much so uwu
>>7640389
yeah
strangers are scary af
i hate coming out as trans to people
i hate being a tranny
>>7640388
>>7640381
move in with me
>>7640389
I think there is something to be said about wanting to live with other trans people while early in transition though
so idk it makes it easier
i should strive to move out from my brothers and live with someone i can be myself with but thats not really an option for me because im dysfunctional and incompetent lol
>>7640389
But normal people don't like trannies. Boys pretending to be girls are weird.
>>7640390
i think this is too much uwu for me
i-i'd rather just be a girl and kiss another girl
>>7640397
idk, there's probably much better places to look for roommates than here
>>7640404
well yeah but if you need someone who can sustain themselves /mtfg/ doesn't seem like the best place to look?
i need a cute cis gf who can mommy me ;_;;
Jeez, that took longer than I expected. It was delightfully excruciating and now my legs are smoother than they've ever been.
Good night, ladies. Time for me to enjoy my sheets.
i don't want to come out but i want to be a woman
>>7640412
/an/ goes on about this like every few months lol
>>7640408
okay thats fine too, I was just saying that you dont have to be afraid of boys because they really are nice and just want to have ur babbys
im about to move in with a friend that ive known for about 6 months now. he doesnt know im trans. ive been considering real transition soon and i cant help but worry that if i do, he's gonna instantly regret moving in with this hon freak
>>7640413
ya same
>>7640421
we need to go sleep, Ive class tomorrow (or rather, today) and its already 7 am
>>7640383
Uh, I would love to live near Seattle, but live across the country. Would be willing to throw everything away and start new.
>transition
not on hrt yet but being away from home would make it a lot easier though
>can function in society
yes
>hold down a job
yes
>work atm
No but I just finished being seasonal at UPS
>valid references
idk maybe
>skills
uh good at doing tedious dumb shit to get money
>money
not to much atm would be willing to sell everything to start fresh
>hired with ease
I don't see why not
>>7640426
And I need to get back to work
Goodnight!
>>7640427
:/
have you had other jobs?
do you have a skype?
If you can pay 700 when you get here then possibly
it's pretty expensive in my area tbf
my rent is 1260 a month
If a cisgirl wishes she had a penis that doesn't maker her FTM, right?
>>7640437
There's a difference between a passing thought and a persistent desire.
>>7640437
Not unless she also wishes she were a man.
Would you rather
A.
>spend two weeks with anne coulter, she's writing an article on trans folk and will use any opportunity she can to defame you
B.
>spend a month in a sharehouse comprised of three TERFs, they aren't aware you're trans but can find out if you slip up at all or don't pass
???
>>7640437
one time i met this grade school lesbian girl when i was in highschool and she kept talking about wanting to be a dude and we hit it off and i was like yeah i wish i had a vagina and it was really creepy to my friends so i stopped talking to her
god that's a weird memory
>>7640436
I worked at Kroger for three years.
>skype
let me figure out what it was
>700
Possibly, if this goes somewhere I'll do some financial work
what job do you have?
goals?
how old are you?
>>7640218
But I don't like manly culture :c
>>7640445
I could do either, really. I'd probably do B, though, because once they figure out I'm trans, they'll probably try to give me the group silent treatment, which would be the best relationship with roommates I've ever had.
>>7640381
if she's a good person and it's austin or something you should do it
LOOK AT ALL YOU NERDS
>>7640448
i was working 40 hours a week at petco being an aquatic specialist at 12.25 an hour and now my hours got cut this week so i'm going to an interview tomorrow and another on friday
I have a definite job working at a sensory deprivation tank center that will be fulltime but it starts as part time. I start in late february (possibly march). My goal is to start an apprenticeship in plumbing by summer. I'm 21.
I want to start doing girl mode soon and I want to be presenting at least somewhat often by summer as well.
What are your goals? How old are you?
>>7640463
LMAO
>>7640447
>What do you mean by "wish"?
Just that, wish. Say le tranny button meme will give a cis girl a penis if she presses it, that doesn't make her trans if she willingly presses it right?
>>7640464
I'm 19 almost 20 and want to be on hrt as soon as possible. my other main goals are figuring out what I want to do and getting out of my house/away from my hometown
Would I need a car where you live. I could sell my car and easily have enough to live off till I got a job.
>>7640447
hey quidders
what discords do you usually hang around on? i don't see you much anymore
>>7640476
Eh it helps if yr working odd hours
I'd be willing to give you rides as often as possible
I have two bikes and I commuted ~24 miles a day for over a year
Lots of trails around here.
the busses pretty much suck balls but there's a relatively cheap taxi service here too
>>7640476
there's a kroger literally right in front of my place if you'd be willing to work for them again
>process of elimination leads me to thd fact that the only things that could have gone wrong with my computer are CPU or motherboard
>go to computer store
>can't find an intel motherboard of the same chipset, so go for a AMD mobo and processor because it's cheaper and I'm not looking to upgrade
>move new mobo into computer and plug everything in
>straight up won't turn on
I need help
>>7640473
I guess that would depend on whether she wants the rest of her body to become more male.
>>7640466
wtf fransi
>>7640496
is it plugged in
>>7640503
yes
>>7640496
this happened to me once and it was because the PSU was faulty and outputing incorrect voltages even though the led's still turned on lol
>>7640507
why dont you think the psu is the problem
>>7640497
Say she doesn't, she just wants to be a girl, 100% feminine but she wants to swap her vagina for a penis.
only smol ppl get qt clothes
>>7640502
Wtf anon
>>7640515
rude
is terry trans?
>>7640510
because it was working before I switched mobo
>>7640514
iktf and i hate it
>>7640487
I would totally bike to work.
How soon would I need to be up there?
>>7640511
In that case I'm not sure what that girl would be, but I don't think I'd consider her trans.
Out of curiosity, is her desire for a penis strong enough that she'd consider getting phalloplasty or something, or is it just a fantasy?
>>7640528
actually fransi wanting to have a penis is the complete opposite of agp
>>7640534
When would work for you? Early february?
my lease is up march 28th
i live in a somewhat spatious one bedroom apartment
we can transfer to a 2 bedroom apartment after that or even before if you get the money otherwise i can renew but I really want to get out of this apt. because of memories of my ex
>>7640537
Klugscheißer
R E E E
E
E
E
tfw no mommy
>>7640540
cool looking b thing
>>7640547
What?
>>7640538
Yeah early February would be fine
I would also have my taxes money
and yeah we switching to a two bedroom would be nice
whats your skype?
>>7640550
>ß
this fancy letter
i keep getting anxiety attacks recently and idk why
>>7640553
gogurts4ever
>>7640555
over active imagination
you need focus and to know that you are ok in the moment
>>7640557
I think I sent you a request?
I've only used skype a few times
>>7640554
It's a "sharp s" or 3x s
>>7640555
everything's gonna be okay
have a good night everyone
>>7640568
i haven't gotten anything :/
>>7640569
no that is clearly a fancy B
hair wet and without volume = girl
hair dry with poofy volume = boy
???????????????????//
>>7640577
you 2 buddi
<3 u
>>7640580
straighten it
>>7640577
good night buddi nim
i wish i had someone to act yandere on
i need to start straightening my hair to get out of scarecrow mode
>>7640583
my hair is like this when it's wet
>>7640587
youre a cute scarecrow though
>>7640072
obby what i'd do with that tongue
>>7640588
>
>>7640589
dengoo
>>7640590
i am mildly uncomfortable now
i think i should not post pictures for awhile...
>>7640571
okay sure
>>7640563
i think about things i want to say or do then get scared of others and then ahhhhh and i hide v-v
>>7640578
idk add me Carvins Creek
>>7640562
ouch
#bringbackquid
#urakiduraquid
>>7640597
oh post so much more sexy ;)
Is there an easy and quick way to make a timeline on phone?
neptune i'm mad at you but you inspire me
I also have no money but i bought a cardigan to be like u :/
Home from work ^_^!
Super-Long 4 Day weekend begins now :3
What are we listening to people?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBkdv6FZLsE
>>7640605
If you mean a transition timeline then probably not.
>>7640605
na
it's 2ez in paint tho :^)
>>7640605
s-sertii
do you use discord
>>7640611
Sertii#3452
>>7640607
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TV6LPx1ezYs&list=PLHTxTdgEJ2qIXHVCsE7lL7jQIyzquHgkv&index=11
>>7640607
tfw no personal indoor ecosystem
>>7640579
>no that is clearly a fancy B
REEEE
>>7640579
In theGerman alphabet, the (traditionally lowercase-only) letterß, calledEszett(IPA:[ɛsˈtsɛt]) orscharfes S(IPA:[ˈʃaɐ̯.fəs ˈʔɛs],[ˈʃaː.fəs ˈʔɛs]), in English "sharp S", is aconsonantthat evolved as aligatureof "long sand z" (ſz) and "long sover round s" (ſs). It is pronounced[s](seeIPA). Since theGerman orthography reform of 1996, it is used only afterlong vowelsanddiphthongswhilessis written after short vowels. The nameEszettcomes from the two lettersSandZas they are pronounced in German.[1]ItsUnicodeencoding is U+00DF.
While the letter ß has been used in other languages, it is now only used in German. It is not used inSwitzerland[2]orLiechtenstein. German speakers inGermany,Austria,Belgium,[3]Denmark,[4]Luxembourg,[5]South Tyrol[6]andNamibiafollow the standard rules for ß.
>>7640613
Yep :) I couldn't remember who I was talking to about them!
IKR! I do like De-Loused more as an album, but Bedlam has some of their best tracks ever produced tbqh :3
>>7640617
Drakey :) How's the shit-stirring going? When I last checked in you were baiting nico pretty hard x3 I had a good laugh :P
>>7640617
tfw 95 gallons of ecosystem in my apartment
also have empty 70, 40, and 55 gallon tanks i'm gonna set up someday
>>7640623
i like at the drive in a million times more
the widow and cassandra gemini are the tracks that always drift me into mars volta tho
>>7640628
pretty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwCGi2F24io
naziposters irl
>>7640604
no
no more pics
>>7640605
send me pics on discord then ill make it for u :D
>>7640606
you confuse me some times
youre sweet though
you should post pic wearing that some time
>>7640631
Do you have me filtered?
Am curious.
>>7640633
yes
>>7640635
thats not how it works but ok do you want some transgirl pee mixed in?
*cums*
rubb my boobs desu senpai baka
>>7640637
Wow rude
>>7640522
trans people are cia niggers
>>7640643
>>7640647
stop being rude fransi
>>7640652
little boobers need rubbs too :(
>>7640656
I could make rude my 2nd name
>>7640639
quit being weird
>>7640668
i can't
drake
<3
>>7640650
I-I'm not a cia nigger.
drakeXjuniper when
also you can girlvoice around your dad and introduce drake as your boyfriend
it'll be great
>>7640678
shut up anon
he's like a little brother to me
>>7640685
wincest its it then
>>7640690
i better go acquire that fetish
and quick
>>7640628
So pretty <3
Also that song was also pretty... its the audio for some intensely bitter-sweet scene in a coming of age film.
I don't listen to At the drive in... I probably should :P Where do I start? I am open to suggestions :)
It is a real shame that Omar got fed up with Cedric, but then Cedric did seem like a bit of a tool off stage :/
>>7640635
Yeah because you are fucking funny... For instance calling pumpkin "melons"
Besides you only troll the bitches, and I think it is amazing ;)
I did actually, got a lot of stuff done so the day went fast :3
Of course I am happy :) I tried being miserable once, it was shit so I thought I wouldn't bother with that again :P
>>7640686
ok
have you seen those little jar ecosystems tho?
you can have like generations of brine shrimp with an algae or moss in a closed jar live for a long time it's pretty cool
>>7640690
NO
>>7640693
yeah they had an interesting dynamic
so much energy though
start here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnbMXLkaKaI
if you like it
thats their first full length
>>7640693
those were fucking pumpkins
wooooooooooooooooooow
you shouldnt have even told me
just let me live in my delusion
Nep made this <3
>>7640701
>from depressed, to depressed, to still depressed
>>7640701
why does everyone have a repression beard lmao
>>7640701
Oh wow you looked bad as a dude
>>7640706
i didnt because i couldnt grow facial hair lmao
>>7640706
none here senpai :')
>>7640711
do you just get stubble??
i had like, a pube beard lol
>>7640701
Wow, you look like 10 years younger
and cute
>>7640701
hecka cute
>>7640715
some where in between those two yea
tfw tons of baby fish
>>7640727
aren't u 14 tho
>>7640706
I hated shaving, basically. Was easier to not shave and avoid mirrors
>>7640727
lil baby maeve *pat pat*
>>7640736
yeah it's easier to hide my ugly face behind a ball of hair and i didn't have to pay attention to hygiene as much
>>7640738
THIS
>>7640607
was listening to Dragging a Dead Dear Up a Hill and crying, then Pop and insomnia, and now Ruins with still more insomnia
can somebody tell me if i have potential to pass? i'm worried i'm too old and will look too masculine
https://unsee.
cc/depusamo/
thanks
>>7640743
DEAL WITH IT
YO LEGIT OPINIONS ON CANADIAN SKETCH FFS PLS.
they seemingly kindof suck for the more complex shit, but for certain basic things they may be able to b trusted. THEY TAKE CASH ON SITE, which uh works great for me.
SO SHOULD I? Y/N? ADDITIONAL THOUGHTS OR ETC TOO PLS
>>7640746
no you look very young and like someone assigned female at birth
>>7640745
Definitely
I also lost like a bit over 60 lbs.
I think those things made more of a difference than hrt did
>>7640701
You do actually look much happier. Those eyes are so dead in the first pic... :(
>>7640699
Ta for the link, listening now :) Kind of AFI vibe. Lovin it!
>>7640700
Yes... omg don't you eat your vegetables? Naughty.
>just let me live in my delusion
I'm a man, bro ;)
>>7640711
Same I started shaving when I was 25... and I didn't get any body hair until I was 19 or so. I think I had a tiny bit on my shins and under my arms, but I know for sure I didn't get even one chest hair until I was over 20.
I used to get picked on a lot actually... not bro enough bro!
>>7640746
haha very funny
>>7640747
How do people even grow so much beard wtf.
>>7640746
reported
>>7640747
Sexi, would fug <3
>>7640749
usual advice is don't go to unknown surgeons
while we're doing this, how do i look? any tips?
https://unsee.
cc/zinemodu/
>>7640752
yeah i know what that was like
i had / have somewhat hairy arms and legs but like chest hair didnt even start to set in till like last year so
and i didnt even have to shave my face until i was over 18
>>7640762
you look REALLY CUTE
are you jewish tho
God damn night shifts are weird
>>7640706
was a good way to hide acne during puberty. nobody will question your gender easily when you have beard. people would probably get that I'm trans if I shaved.
>>7640767
yes
<3
>>7640771
Some escaped mental patient stole a knife and ran around the store like 2 nights ago lmao
>>7640759
it's this bensimon guy. he's established, not really known. he's worked out of brassard's clinic forever i think. can find f all abt him other than he doesn't seem to use up to date techniques wrt certain shit, and seems p mediocre if not risky, but i have no idea. i am thinking maybe he could be trusted to do a scalp advancement, but his technique wrt brow bony work is described with vague language that kindof scares me. sure id love to get rid of my glabella, but i might be able to get away without getting it done. (i certainly got away with it before i started ageing like a crackhead)
>>7640767
>God damn night shifts are weird
They can make for some wacky and sometimes frightening stories though!
>>7640775
Idk he ran off the property before anyone tackled him
>>7640767
i always thought night shifts would be comfier and stuff
wait maeve is 14?
>>7640776
ive been on hrt for a month and my right nip is starting to feel a bit sore
is this a boober
>>7640786
they pass to me
idk i mentioned the clothing is too masculine but with proper mannerisms she could still pass in them
>>7640779
Its a crapshoot
It can be comfy or you can meet the weirdest customers youve ever had
>>7640776
Fuck I want a soap dispenser like that
>>7640779
They're honestly kind of a drag, they really fuck up your sleep patterns.
>>7640774
hmm
yeah he seems like he would probably be okay for some stuff but Tbh I know hardly anything about ffs
tfw fucked up diet and fucking up sleeping schedule
today is bunk
>>7640788
start of a boober
>>7640788
you should get itty bitty boober buds soon
>>7640800
>>7640797
>tfw you finally start growing little boobers
>>7640796
How bad are we talking here?
Had slice of bread and stayed up a few hours?
Or like KFC family feast solo and you've been awake over 24 hours...
>>7640791
It's still quite a stretch
i just think gushing over how beautiful and passing you think they are is silly and doesn't help them progress
>>7640801
rubb
>>7640806
squeeeeee
i have a sore in my mouth for a few days now that is getting worse and im getting scared it might be something bad
good night friends <3
>>7640812
It's definitely cancer
>>7640812
what color is it?
>>7640815
recommend me a movie before you sleep
>>7640819
moon by david bowies son
i gave neptune herpes i think
>>7640825
sounds like herpes
>>7640807
Not so bad bub :) Tomorrow will be a better day :3
You got this!
>>7640779
>i always thought night shifts would be comfier and stuff
I used to work nights in a hotel and it definitely can be. It can also be really scary and occasionally heartwarming or just wtf. It depends what you do and where you are.
A lot of nights it was just me and a laptop playing games or watching movies and i didn't have to see anyone to morning.
I had a drunk guy threaten me with a pen, then flee and get lost in the parking lot when I called the cops. Watching him get tackled by cops was pretty great.
The restaurant owners were a real pair. The husband was this nice submissive guy just trying to hold the business together and the wife was this alcoholic 40 something yuppy party girl that never grew up. She was abusive and treated him like shiiiit. She was also cuckolding (literally) him with the alcoholic, meth-head cook. She was a real cunt. She would raid the freezer to give her daughter ice cream and ream out the cook (different cook) because there was icecream missing from the freezer.
>>7640793
>They're honestly kind of a drag, they really fuck up your sleep patterns.
This is the fucking worst. Eventually you don't even feel human anymore. Coming home on the bus with everyone headed to work; you feel like some kind of freak.
>>7640819
>recommend me a movie before you sleep
Pan's Labyrinth
how big do you want your boobs to be mtfg?
>>7640825
Idk if its herpes
For me its always on the outside
>>7640829
doesnt look like it though and its not towards the outside of the mouth or the lips so probably not
>>7640825
probably just a canker sore
make sure you are brushing your teeth regularly and rinse your mouth with salt water once in a while
>>7640834
I'm ok with how they are now. Wouldn't mind if they got bigger and they probably will anyway but I'm definitely not going for surgery there.
>>7640831
oh this looks perfect actually
thanks cock breath
>>7640834
small but look like actual boobs not man tits
>>7640834
>how big do you want your boobs to be mtfg?
C cup maybe? I don't want anything huge; just big enough to fill out well and create nice cleavage.
My grandma is sweet but a bit narcisistic .
She called me randomly and lied abt having an unanswered call from me. Its her birthday and she made sure i knew that. Like i would have wished her happy bday anyway...
>>7640831
Yeah, I havn't worked anything that forces you to stay up quite that late, I can only imagine the feeling gets exponentially worse.
;_;
Also I shouldn't be laughing at the whole situation of the restaurant owners but that sounds fucking ridiculous
>>7640834
I could stand to gain a cup size but I'll take what I got
>>7640831
>A lot of nights it was just me and a laptop playing games or watching movies and i didn't have to see anyone to morning.
damn that's easy money
the restetaunt owners sound like characters in some sort of dark comedy show
>>7640834
ideally big but not TOO big ya know
realistically i'm just hoping they are gonna be shaped too strangely
>>7640852
aren't* gonna be shaped too strangely
>>7640854
>not wanting strangely shaped boobers
Maeve...
>>7640855
>1D is great
I prefer them 2D myself
>>7640859
Is this the part where we all learn how all boobs look weird?
>>7640862
D-do they?
>>7640859
maybe a little strange
just not TOO strange ;_;
the people who said bica doesn't allow for breast growth can suck my tits
so how did you feel about Trump's inauguration speech,mtfg?
>>7640834
Like, a C cup would be fine. I'd love to be larger. But I just want to have normal boobs.
>>7640864
I'm fairly certain that boobs come in all shapes and sizes of traffic cone
>>7640868
Dark, kind of angry, spoke directly to the people who got him elected. Very unorthodox for an inaugural address but I thought it was effective at setting the tone for the kind of president he wants to be.
>>7640834
i want boobs like dolly parton
>>7640868
ironic
>>7640870
Oh, i've been meaning to ask your opinions on progesterone. Worth it or not?
post yfw you first realized tranny boobs would literally never look normal naturally
CHOOSE YOUR BF
>>7640873
i want a voice like dolly parton
forget the boobs lol
>>7640879
i want chromosomes like a woman
forget the illusion of being one
>>7640875
Ymmv
I just found it expensive, side effect heavy, and I don't think it really helped my boobs. Made me moody and bloaty as fuck.
Some people say it helps but I really never noticed any benefit and did notice a lot of downsides.
>>7640876
You know that the conetit phase eventually does end, right?
moo
>looking at pics of self
>get boner
What does this mean?
>>7640874
Oh boy, you'll be whining and crying for 8 years. Can you just kill yourself soonish and spare us?
>>7640888
It means you're fucked in the head
>transition to become my own gf
>gf needed a bf
fuck I didn't think this one through
>>7640888
You're living the dream
>>7640888
nice butt anon
>>7640893
>transition to become bf's gf
>gf needed a gf
>>7640877
>SJW crybaby white guy
>poo in loo, nuff said
>thug wannabe asian mutt
>/fit/ redpilled and intelligent black man
gee I wonder
>>7640845
NP, It's really good. Enjoy, window licker!
>>7640850
>Also I shouldn't be laughing at the whole situation of the restaurant owners but that sounds fucking ridiculous
>>7640852
>the restaurant owners sound like characters in some sort of dark comedy show
They were pretty screwed up. One night the husband, wife and cook who was banned from the property for assault and theft were all upstairs drinking and partying. At some point the cook and the husband started fighting and the cook lost, badly. He stormed downstairs and smashed up the public bathrooms and then left. I went to check the damage in the bathroom and the owners ambushed me at the door insisting that they clean it up for me, but I refused and instead locked the doors so my boss could see it in the morning. She was furious and screaming at me and I could barely contain the smugness on my face. They were fucked. The hotel cancelled their contract, the business failed and their marriage ended.
>damn that's easy money
It was! I was making nearly $16 an hour by the time I quit plus very good benefits. It's an easy job (night auditor) but it takes a toll on you. The turnover is atrocious too and I was constantly having to train new idiots or creepy, fat, smelly people that would just quit a month later. Being stuck there with some smelly dude all night with nothing to talk about after the 2-3 hours of work is done was super lame.
>>7640885
>You know that the conetit phase eventually does end, right?
My ex is a cis girl that had conetits when she was younger and she did indeed grow out of them. They look fucking fantastic now >.>
>>7640888
>What does this mean?
You're agp.
jk, I have no idea.
>>7640892
>>7640894
Which one is it!?
>>7640875
When I took it my tiny boobs felt really full and tense.
But they go back to normal again when I stopped it. Dunno if it helps permanently.
>>7640899
Why not both?
>>7640902
Good point.
>>7640902
>>7640913
>>7640926
Wat
>>7640935
just using up the last images
>>7640943
Does HRT actively make you more stupid or is this thread just filled with dumbasses?