Straightshit edition
Informed consent providers: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
• Makeup for beginners: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels: http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels: http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• buddi nim ><
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
Previous >>7628736
Elanna is so cool!!!!!!!
Sad edition
>>7629485
i thought you were budds. guess she likes me more.
>>7629487
>elanna
>straight
well meme'd my friend.
>>7629475
this one makes me want to travel somehow. I never left the country once :<
I have a problem..
https://unsee.cc
/sudemino/
posting again.. do I pass?
>>7629496
Come to Netherlands c:
So........ It was bully anon that named me slutvoice anon.
That's hot
>>7629500
lmao
>>7629500
Oh Holy fucking shit my sides
>tfw this isn't me and gloomy RIGHT NOW
>>7629500
NICE
>>7629500
uncanny
>gayfer edition
>masturbated five time since I woke up
>still horny
I need a bf or gf
>>7629501
It's not hot, I was doing it in a mean way.
Now you're identified solely by promiscuity.
>>7629499
maybe I will this year. haven't had then money yet but I will have enough in april and also will be free from my job then.
What did he mean by this?
>>7629512
>Now you're identified solely by promiscuity.
Oh gooosssshhhhhh that's so hot.
I have to confess I'm a Virgin though....
>>7629515
from what i understand, it's literally about autism
im not even joking
>>7629517
:>
>>7629500
Thats just savage...
I almost died. At least finish me next time...
>>7629497
>>7629518
yeah, projecting
What toys yo you all have ?
>>7629527
>>7629497
i'm glad you've embraced the gay
>>7629513
don't lie to me
>tfw people genuinely thought I was a girl when I posted nudes
>tfw you eat a whole pizza and don't even offer mtfg anyyy
>>7629535
>posting nudes
>>7629515
Uhh
when something, like either language or groups with common interest, classes maybe, generally form organically and non-systematically it's difficult and futile to try to scientifically find any underlying principles in either?
>>7629538
that's fucked up
i hungy
>>7629539
>tfw going to great lengths to hide anything that would make it clear I'm actually a trap
>>7629526
I'm one of those newbies who only use my fingers
>>7629520
You're not supposed to enjoy it, you're supposed to be affronted by it. It's mean.
>I have to confess I'm a Virgin though....
Unless you're talking about star signs, I'd sooner believe that Elanna's a straight woman.
>>7629518
Truth!
>It's a yuriposting episode.
Please no, I can't deal with this right now.
hlep
> tfw haven't seen gf in a week
> tfw haven't hugged gf in a week
> tfw haven't received headpats this week
>>7629549
How does it feel to kiss a cute girl
>>7629551
asagao to kase-san is the best
it's so fucking cute aaahhhh
>>7629558
>people have cum to pictures of my nipples and ass
>for some reason I'm excited and comforted by this
I have issues.
>>7629559
its good and i miss it
>>7629562
>lying on the internet
>>7629557
Find a temporary girlfriend to occupy you in the meantime.
Think of it this way: when you and your gf are apart, that's kind of like being broken up temporarily (so that makes it okay)
>>7629533
I haven't just embraced it I have kind of liked Yuri for a while.
>>7629525
I can read and really enjoy stories about girls doing the lewd without being a gayfer tyvm
>>7629548
:/
>>7629562
Just wait until people have cum on your nipples and ass
>>7629551
Same
nothing makes me more dysphoric
for those who have bought from qhi and live in the usa, how long did it take once it actually shipped?
>>7629559
It's better to be kissed BY a cute girl.
>>7629565
why would I lie?
>>7629568
I want boys to suck my nipples and use me like a toy.
>>7629548
It's mean but in a playful way. I've changed my mind in don't think you're a good boy I think you're a strict daddy.
I mean virgin as in, I've never touched a penis or had mine in anything. That's probably why I'm so slutty online.... Because in real life I'm very shy and quiet
>>7629569
in my case i've just been feeling insanely gay lately and its too much for me
>>7629567
can boys also like yaoi and be straight
asking for a friend of a friend
HEYOOO
PROGY IS BACK IN STOCK AT QHI
>>7629560
>>7629567
yeah and i can have trouble getting off to girls and still be straightgay
>>7629577
Yes, look at Boku no Pico
>>7629562
enjoying validation doesn't mean you have issues lol.
it's actually pretty normal :3
>>7629559
it's really nice ^^
you kinda melt inside
haven't done it that much tho, yet :3
>>7629576
being gay is nice ^^
>>7629579
>
howto avoid conetits
>mfw last night
>>7629585
be cool
>>7629573
also, there are some fucking weirdos out there
>>7629583
yes, but it shouldn't boost my mood so much that it snaps me out of a suicidal spiral
>>7629585
use prog during development
>>7629571
Is that a Spartan IV?
Yuk
>>7629588
I hate myself for recognizing this as homestuck fanart
im pretty much always sleepy
is this normal?
>>7629585
massaging, progesterone and surprisingly losing weight from what I've heard
>>7629585
well
they round out after a few years so even if you get them don't worry
>>7629590
idk, i've been boosted out of such moods by less
>>7629590
>>7629599
o.o you have issues too
>>7629598
poke lan
>>7629598
i highly recomend reading this
Asagao to Kase-san
it's actually the best yuri i've ever read.
maybe because it's easier for me to self insert tho but still. I think you'll like it.
>>7629600
i do :(
>>7629588
>mfw last night
>>7629598
>yuri
>>7629600
>gay porn BLOOPERS blog
Can you imagine yourself as a kid and thinking "this is what i want to do with my life - run a gay porn bloopers site".
I think I am ordering 3 more months' worth of titty skittles
why is progynova called progynova when it's actually estrogen?
that name would be perfect for progesteron
or am i just being dumb
WHat ever happened to smiles?
>>7629605
Ahh but we kinda spoiled it by posting so much of it >.<
>>7629609
porn is gross
delet this
>>7629605
Why easier to self insert exactly is there a character you really relate to or something?
I'll give it a look though, I need to take a break from citrus and NTR because I'm overbudget for the month and don't want to order more mangoes
>les beans
Doing this is just as scary as the first time ;_;
>progynova
>>7629487
>>7629615
yeah
kase-san is my spirit animal
>>7629613
it's ok it worked :3
>>7629619
How do I get this now that I'm prescribed? I only get the dumb oval pills now.
>>7629611
How do you even pronounce progynova
prah-gee-nova?
pro-gyno-va?
>>7629622
have any more like that one?
>>7629625
i do proh-gee-nova
im so confused on everything hormone related
it scares me
>>7629609
Those girls aren't actually yuriing, they're just doing it because they're being paid for it
I can't get into this beyond a superficial lewd feel
>>7629622
We could still post other mangas~ :>
...
>>7629619
deltoid this
>>7629628
me too but I'm just wondering if the "gyno" means anything
>>7629574
Well, you're hardly the only one. Meek, mousey types who don't like being noticed in real life but turn into turbosluts online seem pretty common around here, for some reason. That's why these threads constantly flip-flop between uncontrollable lewdposting and pent-up, sexually-frustrated shit-flinging.
Also, I'm neither strict nor nice, I'm just mean. There's a reason why they call me the thread boogeyman.
Does this jewellery suit me? Was just trying on random crap, never worn jewellery before.
https://unsee.cc
/budizega/
>>7629609
god that webm is so entrancing...
I ought to actually start doing makeup.
but yeah, I thought it was the funniest thing ever.
like, he thought running a straight porn blog was too unprofessional, so he does a gay porn blog
>>7629622
>>7629631
>>7629629
yeah you can always tell they're not actually into it
i don't get how anyone could get off to that
>>7629626
pictures?
not many, i wish i had more
>>7629631
none can even compare :<
>>7629634
feminine, woman
gynaecomastia literally means "female chest"
>>7629636
I like it, it's cute
>>7629636
throw that top in the trash, it's gonna really accentuate your shoulders
How do I get Janet Yellen's haircut without showing my hairdresser a picture of Janet Yellen?
>>7629634
isnt that moobs
>>7629614
Two pretty girls kissing is not porn.
>>7629629
>I can't get into this beyond a superficial lewd feel
And drawing of chinese schoolgirls move you on a deeper level?
>>7629625
Pro-gay-now.
>>7629642
thank you
>>7629629
>>7629651
rubb cudd uwu
>>7629651
>>7629642
True :(
>>7629650
i hate cis girls and their big butts
>you will never be a scrawny punk girl who skips class all day, smokes, and intimidates everyone except your small pretty girlfriend
why does ordering fem&ms make me so sad
>>7629650
>tfw skelly
>>7629656
welp, i have to read all of those now
>>7629658
>you will never be a girl who smokes
:(
I did it lads
More pills coming my way
>>7629661
you tell me.
>>7629661
You'll be happy when they arrive, dw~
>>7629646
My hips make it werk™
>>7629637
>like, he thought running a straight porn blog was too unprofessional, so he does a gay porn blog
Ever a professional.
>>7629657
>>7629663
Maybe you can get a but just as big?
>>7629662
In general yes. I don't how it goes with transbians.
>>7629650
I mean, there's a story, and the characters are actually into each other, and sometimes the art can actually be pretty hot.
Also there's usually an element of sexual confusion that is sort of relateable?
>>7629658
I don't smoke, but this is basically me lol. Also my girlfriend was taller than me (and dumped me)
>>7629665
Proud of you!
<3
>>7629592
Its a Helioskrill. Sexist armor ever
>>7629594
Yes
>>7629593
Stop hating yourself
>>7629664
Ahh but they aren't all good :/
>>7629674
is that a girl (boy)
tfw weird-looking chicks make it easier for us to pass
>>7629593
Oh, is that like supposed to be... Human versions of Vriska and Tavros? Lol
>>7629677
I thought the outfit was pretty and wanted to share it with everyone
>>7629669
>ever a professional
I wonder if he puts it on his resume lol
>Maybe you can get a but just as big?
eating that much whipped cream would help
>>7629672
It's not you though, you're a man in drag. Not a girl in highschool
>>7629665
Good job - Here is something for you >>>/u/2239352
>>7629678
tfw fat chicks makes it easier for us to be attractive
>>7629683
Try again.
>>7629686
I don't need to
why is it so gay to wear female clothes
>>7629684
Elsanna belongs on /aco/, it was even the first post on the board.
But thanks <3
>>7629691
Don't wear any clothes then beeper
>>7629686
>comrade
nice
>>7629689
.///.
where is that from
>>7629691
Because gay """men""" are just women
Why else would they want to be with men
>>7629671
I don't know about that. The story is usually bland and overdone to death.
While I was still reading manga I actually loved Nana by Ai Yazawa. It wasn't in your face yuri, just a story of friendship but still an excellent read.
>>7629681
In that girl's case it's implants.
>>7629653
A bit better, but it does seem like they're kind of putting on an act
>>7629641
Yeah I don't get it either
Like, I can't self insert because I assume that if I were making out with a girl I'd actually maybe be enjoying it, no homo or anything.
>>7629696
It's never too late to lose weight!
>>7629696
>tfw not a fat chick
okkkk bye
>>7629700
>it's implants.
I'm really bad at spotting implants desu
>>7629703
I'm 25, my life is already over.
>>7629706
byeee
>>7629708
That's right fatty
>>7629702
>A bit better, but it does seem like they're kind of putting on an act
I'm inclined to believe that's just how girls kiss each other. Women are over-dramatic in everything they do.
>>7629704
>tfw wanted to ask Shakira something then forgot that she wont even reply
Whats your weight if I may ask?
>>7629696
If you started at 25, then 10 years earlier than you. These results don't really come easy.
>>7629704
But you can be.
>>7629706
Goodbye.
>I'm really bad at spotting implants desu
Her's a re top notch.
>>7629713
170lbs. Why?
>>7629697
I snatched it from this thread >>>/u/2243108
It's this one :3
http://dynasty-scans.com/chapters/upside_down_swing#1
>>7629708
You didn't even try and fumbled the meeting whats the point you're too stubborn to listen and would just blame me again. Talk to your gp
>>7629718
thx thx :D
>>7629716
>calling yourself a chick when your thighs have molded to your couch
>>7629712
I think this webm is cute, but someone said they are really bad at kissing
We don't all get to make it, do we
>>7629717
5'11? Just thinking about things.
>>7629726
Yeah, I am 5'11" actually.
>>7629712
Have you people never even kissed another girl before? Their mouths are barely even open.
>>7629720
Shakira its not healthy to mope about it especially early transition. Just accept that you started and be positive. Look into industrial design.
>>7629712
When recording it for men yeah, that's how they kiss
>>7629700
Well yeah but I think the thing is it isn't overdone really when you only read a small quantity of yuri and I really don't read that much.
Does nana progress to a romance or is it just sort of one of those really close friendships?
>>7629712
Ok, that's more like it.
Also I'm not overdramatic I'm clearly a boy
>>7629734
Ahh that's good
>>7629728
Did you start over the age of 18?
I never thought id be saying this but it has to be said...is circe...dare i say it.../ourguy/?
>is beautiful
>has a thriving colorful sex life with many different flavors expierencing all life has to offer
>does not jewish made concepts like feminity and masculinity hold them down
>isnt white so very exotic
>completelt bold even posting with a trip to show shes proud of their posts
>nonviolent and a sweetheart princess just like how femboys should be
>takes the most abuse yet gets up and keeps fighting
>prettier than you
>is very controversial... you either love em or hate em but you dont ignore them
>works you marks into a shitposting frenzy
>made zombo act like a child and they just ignored it
>legitimately good person
> not on hrt
>is hope that anyone can be a femboi
Face it shes our guy.
>tfw you started HRT 10 years too late
When will this feel go away?
>>7629738
HRT? Yes.
>>7629741
When you step up and take your head out of the ground. Talk to your gp.
>kissing a girl again is gonna be super difficult because I'm a tranny, unless I meet another cute trans girl in London
i dont like this feel
>>7629725
We all get to post on /mtfg/ and figuratively hold hands, at least
>>7629734
>that doesn't mean you won't
I don't think I ever will, the people who pass and look pretty don't look like me
>>7629739
>Face it shes our guy.
>has a shitty personality that gets under everyone's skin
>>7629747
L O N D O N
>>7629753
i dont get this meme
>>7629741
I'm the person you're freaking out over, really just get FFS and work on your voice. Emphasis on the second thing. Cis people kinda just assume I have a strong jaw like most punk girls, but if I still had a trannyvoice then I wouldn't pass, even if I looked exactly like Winona Ryder.
>tfw you get aroused by crossdressing
How do I find a therapist who won't strike me out for this?
>>7629747
Nico would you like some tips and places where you can meet someone? Theres SHE Bar, Cool Bar, Muse which we went to, and a few other lgbt friendly places around there. There actually is a stealth trip named J that also lives in London but shes happy with her life and does some programming thingy. For the support groups its easy to goolge them and find the nearest one. Also we kissed so that counts, right?
>>7629756
A tripfag on /fit/ would say to every femanon "Please be in London" (Because he was in London and wanted to meet them) and /fit/ started saying it to every cute girls
what if i tell my therapist i'm self medding and he tells me to stop?
>>7629756
a while ago, some guy on /fit/ kept spamming threads that had girls in them with "please be in london" and it just kind of evolved from there
>>7629757
Ignore Shakira, you're trying to help a mentally unstable fat black woman who refuses to do anything to help herself
>>7629760
Well theres a bunch of people I could name that have lived in the area for as long as you have but Id rather keep it anonymous
>>7629765
Tell him no wtf
>>7629756
lurk more newfag
>>7629765
you tell him you won't
>>7629756
>>7629765
Why would you even ask that in the first place if you won't listen to him?
>>7629761
Say the cross dressing makes you feel confident in a way that you could do it every day because its how you feel and express yourself in a feminine manner, so long, curving words that sound pleasant to the ear like an asmr video
>>7629765
then stop
why are you even seeing a professional if you're just going to ignore them?
>>7629761
You're not exactly forced to tell them if you do
Also, good tucks hide your inevitable boners
>>7629783
>calling others autistic
>spend a year getting weekly electrolysis paying well over $2000 in total
>facial hair not gone but manageable
>go six months without Electro because scheduling and money issues
>hair growing back faster, thicker, and darker
I'm going to kill someone
>>7629787
starting hrt is a pretty good sign of being a tran
you're literally hearing spooky stories perpetuated by gatekeepers who want to maintain their jobs
that was a dumb post
i'm sorry everyone
>>7629766
I miss tiny
he's probably dead now
>>7629787
for example, i told mine i started hrt and he asked me why and i explained to him I don't want to wait that long and just said "yeah ok, i understand"
>>7629801
thank you very much!
i'll keep that in mind
thanks for still replying to that silly post
>>7629794
B-but I thought electrolysis was permanent?
>tfw no black market SRS procedure or orchi
;-; why even live
>>7629810
there most certainly is black market surgery
it's a tad risky though
>>7629810
>no black market SRS procedure or orchi
>>7629812
A guy on chaturbate had his doctor friend do it for free
>>7629765
some therapists are better than others. he has no right to say that, especially not if you just get to know each other so i'd take that as a sign that you should look for another one. a therapist is there to support you in making your own decisions not to make decisions for you.
>>7629783
It was just one tripfag.
I go on /fit/ pretty often to look at all the cute boys.
>>7629810
there's always DIY orchi
shoveled more snow lads
>>7629823
busy day huh
>>7629814
Pls ;-; SRS is expensive and excissively gatekeeped, i just want to be rid of stuff down there already ugghhhh
>>7629814
>that hairstyle will never look good on me
>>7629816
getting it done by someone with a license?
that's the jackpot right there
>>7629784
I don't want boners ;_;
>>7629810
there definitely is.
i heard a rumour that in some southeast asian countries, they kidnap feminine men and perform the surgery on them and turn them into girls, forcing them into prostitution
>>7629794
I heard that even facial hair dies eventually if youre on HRT for like 10+ years
but thats probably just old hons tales
>>7629822
Heroin and scissors and stitches orrrr?
>>7629826
yeah
i got overworked
i feel like shit
>>7629831
sissy forced-fem fetish stories are not a reality
>>7629830
Wear boy underwear under your girl clothes
>>7629829
He was technically a vet
>>7629831
I read that doujinshi, pretty hot
>>7629830
Then crossdress until it ceases to be something that's seen as taboo and that will cause arousal. Crossdressing is a turnon only because you perceive it as wearing the clothes of the opposite gender. If they start just being 'your clothes' then there's nothing to get turned on by.
>getting aroused by crossdressing
>>7629832
Old Hon tales.
>>7629838
explain faye then
>>7629852
you didn't know that?
I thought ever tranny knew that
how young are you?
>>7629852
>getting aroused by crossdressers
>>7629858
im 20 but it just seems odd to me
>>7629833
or probably find any way to kill or cut them loose, and then rush to the hospital so they finish it for you
>>7629851
This
you can start out with kinda gender neutral (but still for girls) stuff like jeans and hoodies etc that you can wear everyday
>>7629861
so hang on, the first time you wanted to wear girls clothes, you immediately came to the conclusion that you were a transsexual and not a crossdresser?
I'm not saying that could never happen, but you must have at least learned what crossdressing was before you ruled it out
>>7629867
Yes, I thought that wasn't exactly uncommon
>>7629869
What does wearing "girls' clothes" have to do with actually BEING a girl? Why would your mind think of crossdressing first?
>>7629838
Um..
Speak for yourself.
Lmao all of you got boners when you first wore women's clothes? All of you?
>come out to friend via messenger
>he replies tonight
>>so ur gonna be a trap?
>>7629869
ive never worn girl clothes
>>7629874
>"girl's clothes"
wat
what do you mean 'my mind'?
if nim is a tranny then they've known all their life
but they weren't born know what a tranny is, or even that they exist
and since crossdressers are much more common than trannies, I would have thought the term would crop up before transexual did
why are you talking like I'm crazy
>>7629883
I guess that explains it
>>7629881
Yeah, I believe, all two people that mentioned that make up the entirety of /mtfg/
>>7629869
I never wore girl clothes before i realized i started transitioning desu
>>7629881
i cried when i first wore panties haha
Is it just me or does elevated Progesterone induce depression & dysphoria?
I think I'm seeing a correlation.
>>7629851
You guys get off to weirdest things.
>>7629893
i realized i was trans and started transitioning*
Good afternoon, girlz. What's up?
Ugh I should have been working but I fell asleep for 3 hours in a nap. reee
>>7629893
how did you handle the dysphoria of that?
People here have broken down before because their family asked them to wear a suit or something
this stuff's confusing
>>7629897
>You told me you did too you silly autist~
called out lmao
>>7629865
How was waking up superduper early....dooper
>>7629895
Valq thats a qt picture. You're a beautiful women.
>>7629888
I put girls' clothes in quotes because gendered clothing is a social construct.
Basically, gender dysphoria manifests as wanting to be, or feeling like you ARE, a girl. And hating the masculine aspects of your body. So that doesn't have much to do with clothing, I only wanted to wear women's clothing because that's what's normal for girls. So when I did come across the term "crossdresser", I knew immediately that wasn't what I was.
>>7629897
There's nothing fucking cute about a gross confused teenage boy putting on girl's clothes and getting confused boners.
>>7629911
touching story but I asked nim, not you
>>7629911
clothes fitted for the female physique is not socially constructed
>>7629902
i don't think girl clothes would have helped me much when i knew there was a disgusting manbody inside them
>>7629915
Speak for yourself
>>7629918
all trannies could learn form you
tfw no virtual hug from my friends at /mtfg/
>>7629904
About as fun as always
I had reheated pizza for breakfast though which was nice
it was the only super early morning this week yay
>>7629924
hugg
>>7629924
gguh
Which trips are just chasers
evening people!
my hips are hurting!
could they still be growing or changing at 20 yo, or have i fucked something up?? :s
>>7629923
i have to say though, now that im on hrt for a bit and starting to like my body kinda, wearing girl clothes feels great. I pretty much only wear those now, even though it's mostly androgynous stuff and not 100% female clothing like skirts or dresses
>>7629933
manthony burch
>>7629933
anthony burch for sure
>>7629909
I don't think that's really the reason why it's arousing. I think it's because there's something that's really wrong and taboo about it, not necessarily an attraction to oneself. If it were, I don't think it would go away if you just started wearing girl's clothes.
>>7629919
I am entirely speaking about myself. I'm sure someone else could have been cute doing it.
>>7629934
theyre just growing pains
nothing to be worried about
what makeup brushes should i get first?
>>7629915
>There's nothing fucking cute about a gross confused teenage boy putting on girl's clothes and getting confused boners.
Tell that to /r9k/.
>>7629933
me im an alpha male masquerading as a tranny just to get laid
>>7629933
pandora
he just wants to lick all the transgirls and "fuck femboys in their tight ass."
never seen a transgirl so eager to use their cock on people.
>>7629933
Am I a chaser?
>>7629940
Stop being so cute!
>>7629940
idk i think i just would've gotten sad when i looked in the mirror and thought "what the hell am i doing"
>>7629935
what did you buy first? i'm a bit lost when it comes to rebuilding my wardrobe
>>7629933
i am a snuggle chaser
>>7629941
yes! i hope so!
also >>7629924 hugg fag daddy!
remember to stay hydrated
How do you deal with dysphoria if it hits you really badly?
>>7629959
escapism
>>7629904
Oh and hows your monday?
im so rude
>>7629901
I listened to the rolling stones for ~4hours.
>>7629959
gun in mouth, pull trigger
>>7629959
Video games
>>7629959
I go straight to bed or try to make art.
>>7629959
find an actual non-imaginary problem in life to be upset over
>>7629954
http://www.daintyhooligan.com/blogs/style-fashion/20031169-how-to-build-a-wardrobe-from-scratch
reminder: if you've never attempted suicide before, then you've never experienced real dysphoria
>>7629959
Sleep, it lasted days last time though which is new
>>7629965
>>7629926
Well I hope you got enough rest beforehand.
Monday's are usually slow at the shop. Pretty uneventful. It's 3:30 and I'm shitposting b/c it's slow.
>>7629907
>My legs are beautiful women
>>7629975
>find an actual non-imaginary problem in life to be upset over
you're a riot. go fucking kill yourself you stupid chaser.
>>7629983
wtf quit playing in the dirt
Did you guys really get aroused by wearing women's clothes as a kid????
Fucking weird.
Why would that give you a stiffy????
reminder: if you did not torn out your testicles with your bare hands during puberty, then you've never experienced real dysphoria
>>7629954
i started with pants (mostly skinny, form fitting jeans to accentuate my hips), then moved on to tops (a few tank tops, t-shirts, even got a nice tight polo-shirt) and a few hoodies.
Shoes i mostly go for converse, which are comfy unisex. I might get some real girl shoes in the near future. I really want to get a nice coat as well but it costs a lot of money and winter is over soon and i think i'll just do that for next year.
I want to move on to skirts and stuff eventually (i really want to pull off the style in pic related) but i won't do that until my hair has grown out a bit and im a bit further along on HRT.
>>7629959
sleep, or some form of escapism like vidya
>>7629980
Does a really really half-hearted attempt count?
Like basically seeing if this one thing would kill me (it didnt)
>>7629985
so ez
>>7629951
Oh, there was a lot of that too, it left me feeling pretty disgusting.
Very fucked up and confusing phase.
>>7629950
Not cute
Gross
>>7629985
touched a nerve?
>My only choice for relationships are chasers or crazy leftists
WHERE ARE THE NORMAL PEOPLE WHO WILL ACCEPT MY ABNORMAL ASS
>>7629986
Sorry
>>7629975
drakeposter taking rude shitposting to the next level
>>7629997
you gotta be normal to get normal
>>7629997
They're out there and they exist
Ya gotta look harder
So, to anyone who's curious- Getting laser hair removal is exponentially more painful than getting a tattoo, in fact tattoos like don't hurt at all. I feel lied to by everyone who said they did.
>everyone uses a different name to their trip on the discord
aaahh im confuse
>>7629946
Oh, great, r9k thinks it's cute.
Just fucking kill me
>>7629970
definitely
i was on 40 hours a week before hrt
>>7629995
i thought about it but there was a "if i do this im gay" mentality that stopped me from doing a lot of stuff related to that
>>7630007
>before
I never stopped
>>7629983
I know what you look like pretty girl ~
codeine makes me so goddamn pliable and subby
need to do more kink stuff irl this year
best thing about subspace for me is because of my autisms i go p much totally non-verbal so like the native american chick who would sometimes dom me in uni would get me right into subspace and then make me beg for tokes and stuff but because i was all dumb and subby i had to use gestures and stuff and it made me feel really dumb but in a good way ahhhhh
and she has milder aspergers too so she knows exactly how to confuse me and stuff and make me feel thoroughly mindfucked it's amazing
>>7630003
I'm going for first time soon, please describe pain, I'm doing it for my body since can't shave with my hair type without issues
>>7629988
i mean if it makes you happy and your heart starts beating really fast couldnt that cause it?
>>7629997
>cis girls
be more attractive than the next girl
>trans girls
pass
be more attractive than the cis girls
hope he doesn't dump you when you tell him you're trans
>>7630002
Lolright?
Leaving home is a start
>>7630006
*Teleports behind you*
*Unsheaths katana*
I hope this is what u really wanted ;-;
*beheads you*
N-nothing but personal kidd
Can I haz (u)
>>7629997
considering chaser is a super subjective word with a thousand meanings its essentially up to you
>>7630004
I don't B)
>>7630018
no srry
>>7630020
t. chaser
>>7630009
i don't know what killed my drive to play them..
it's still a good way to pass time and escape my problems but i just don't do it D:
>>7630019
nope
that's "i smoke" tier suicidal thoughts
>>7629997
i found several you can do it too
>>7630019
hugg
>>7629983
Yeah I had a nap yesterday so it was fine
did you start growing a beard yet?
>>7630011
so jealous of you british fucks and your codeine
>>7630021
i think you must be on a different discord to me??
there's not a birdy in the tranny discord i have!
>>7630003
is this real? I've had one laser session and it basically didnt hurt at all except on my upper lip. Are you saying you basically felt nothing?
>>7630006
you can get some very flattering leg shots, even if you don't have a whole lot going for you
they love that stuff, can't get enough of it
>>7630019
>>7629992
No
That doesn't count
>>7630030
budd mercury
>>7630007
>tfw watched 3500+ hours of youtube videos in the last ~14 months
>>7630018
did you mean /u/
>>7630041
N-nim kouhai
How r u kiddo
https://unsee.
cc/tirubaso/
>>7630012
It feels like being scratched, like if a small rodent was clawing you. Biking against the snowfall on the way home stung more. When he got close to the bone with the gun it hurt more and got kinda stinging, but it was never enough to make me stop talking and having a conversation with the artist. If you've had hair removal, you can take it easy.
>>7630025
t. t.
>>7629997
>being against leftism
you've made your own hell by being so spooked
>>7630008
Oh, yeah that would do it.
I was like, super secretive about it. Apparently not secretive enough though because when I came out like the first question my parents asked was "so...have you ever crossdressed?"
>>7630038
Wow, r9k is gay as fuck..
>>7630016
Thank you senpai that's much better
Hypothetically speaking if you were the last person on Earth would you still get dysphoria
>>7630037
It hurt, and when he got close to the hip bone I was clenching the table and gritting a bit, I dont think he really noticed though- we kept having a conversation as normal. I found laser treatments to be far more painful, even in low pain areas, laser had me clenching and gritting my teeth and needing to take breaks- and Im extremely pale, so yes, nearly nothing.
>>7630003
depends on the area
>>7630056
I mean for the laser hair removal, idk if I'd ever get a tattoo
I do electro for my face, is using numbing cream allowed? I've had to use it lately since my pain tolerance went down since I started hrt.
>>7630066
So is /pol/, /fit/, /g/, /a/, I think it might just be 4chan.
>>7630066
kurisu worst girl
>>7630066
hmmm
i could see my mom just getting extremely angry if i were to come out to her
Korra
>>7630081
>kurisu is the worst girl of her anime
>elanna is the worst girl of the thread
it really is like pottery
>>7630074
oh :(
sounds like laser is a lot more painful for you
i guess you're a lot paler than me then ^^
d'you wanna post a pic of the tat tho?
does anyone know if the NHS gives out free laser / electrolysis? and is there a waiting list?
i've almost got enough money so i'm gonna start asking around all the local private places to find out which one is best
>>7630094
i like elanna
>>7630003
>in fact tattoos like don't hurt at all.
Y-you got a face tattoo?
Do you hate being employed or something?
>>7630034
I have piles of white powder on my desk right now
Living the Scarface dream here in bongland
>tfw you look almost exactly the same after 18 months on hormones ;_;
>>7630102
????????????????????
lad?
>>7630081
I wish I were worst girl
>>7630079
God it really is like this whole fucking site is angry repressing queermos
>>7630088
But would she see it coming is the question.
My bet is yes
>>7630082
Whos stopping you
Also how do you shave
Electric leaves a gross shadow but my face cant take a razor every day
Maybe theres some skin product that could help with that though?
>>7630059
hmm at first i bought online, yesterday i just went to a store and even tried them on ^^
It gets easier once you do it a few times, just gotta convince yourself you belong there.
At first it was like "relax you're here to buy clothes for your girlfriend its perfectly normal" etc
>>7630101
same!
>>7630079
Traps aren't gay
>>7630071
Theory: When people get sad sometimes and they don't know why, they're dysphoric about not being something that may or may not exist
Ever since I changed my gender on Facebook to female I've been getting occasional friend requests from total strangers who don't even live anywhere near me. Is that normal...?
>>7630112
>God it really is like this whole fucking site is angry repressing queermos
they are
it's either irrationally angry pol posting, or people saying they wish they could transition or be born a girl
>>7630116
>>7630105
I know that feel ;_;
>>7630105
I know that fucking feel all too well. My general appearance is the same, I'm just younger looking with less of a brow and rounder lips.
>>7630112
im not sure
sometimes i think she for sure knows and other times i think it's just my head playing tricks on me
i know she's worried about me, but it might not be because of trans stuff
>>7630116
liking traps is the ultimate red pill
men make better women than women
>>7630079
i just came out to my /pol/ friend and he asked if i was gonna be a trap
>>7630100
just buy it yourself you cheapskate
why is everyone so smug
I recently came out to my mom over text message after moving away to college.
She is very homophobic and transphobic but agreed to talk with me when she comes down to visit me in a couple days.
I'm meeting her at the airport. Should I go in boymode or girlmode? She's never seen me as a girl before.
>>7630116
definitely not
>>7630116
traps aren't gay, people like to meme that they are though because they're technically males
but how is it gay if you're only attracted to their femininity? it's not like genuine gay people find them attractive anyway
>>7630112
>God it really is like this whole fucking site is angry repressing queermos
a friend i have browses /pol/ and thinks im cis he said me and this other girl would be cuter if we had dicks, BUT its not gay because its a girls dick
>>7630142
what a saint
>>7630141
just go as yrself lmao
>>7630141
Wear rainbow stockings and a choker.
>>7630131
boys make better women, men make hons
>>7630113
$120 electric braun foil razor and grapeseed oil
B/c everybody thinks I'm a girl and I don't want to be made fun of at work for facial hair.
I tried to be a boy.
anyone want to join the /mtfg/ discord?
its p dead
https://discord.gg/9njq5
hey grills whats going on?
>>7630146
the voice of our generation
>>7630130
you will be okay, everything will be okay, we will make to cute!
>>7630150
men dont make huns only if theyre ugly
>>7630160
>crossdressing males
do you mean MALES or CUTEBOYS
theres a difference
>>7630160
>I thought most traps were actually just crossdressing males though?
Technically yes but the average person doesn't differentiate.
I'm a boy but I'll make a hon
>>7630169
you can do it!
>>7630085
birdy post discord
>>7630160
>I thought most traps were actually just crossdressing males though?
yeah, but i mean, they're presenting as females
so it's kind of like a male hidden inside a female
._.
>>7630160
technically it's still not gay though, you really have to want to see it
>>7630167
>TFW ugggo
>>7630159
everyones calling me agp
>>7630173
>>7630176
.‿.
>>7630153
What is even going on at your workplace?
>Apply saying you''re a man
>Boymode all day every day
>They apparently are completely oblivious to this and gender you female all the time
Like the only explanation to this is that they think you're FtM and they are deciding not to gender you correctly because they hate trannies but in actual fact this ironically is gendering you correctly because you're not FtM. Idk that's my thoughts on it.
>>7630158
Who owns it?
>>7630181
So do your panty boners
>>7630174
Birdy#0509
>>7630183
>>7630188
HOW DID YOU KNOW ._.
I'll never be a cute 2D girl
>>7630186
no idea tbqh
>>7630186
I think everyone lost their goddamnd mind.
The lady who cuts the checks blabbed about me being a trannü the 2nd week in.
Everyone knows I'm a trannü now but that hasn't stopped the gross male behavior from co-workers & customers towards me
>>7630192
*wears eva like a hat* ^.^
Biscum here:
I'm a masculine top who is attracted to people with a feminine physique and a mind that is stoic and hedonistic. Either sex can satisfy requirements to provoke my attraction. That makes me bi, but I don't fuck around and I don't care about settling down to breed. Greater sexual temptation exists when you cast a wider net, but I reduce risk by avoiding secluded one on one social situations. IF someone wants a child with me then we can discuss it. This is all common sense.
What makes me bi is what I am most proud of about how I seek relationships. I'll be with whoever makes me happy for as long as they make me happy, OR if I see a net increase in quality of life between my partner and myself over the long term. It sounds technical, but it's actually pretty simple. Do what makes you happy, AND set reasonable standards/goals.
I'd like to clarify that I'm not saying monogamous bisexuals like myself are better than other bisexuals. I don't want to take shots at slutty bi people because that's slut shaming. Slutty people get people laid and that's doing the world a service. I'm not comfortable living a slutty lifestyle, but I acknowledge a slut's value.
>>7630194
that's agp by definition then isnt it
>>7630190
>tfw no discord friends
birdo i'm adding you!
>>7630181
just act so agp that you go 360 and become trutrans
>>7630206
but silk just feels so nice rubbing against my inner thighs..
>>7630077
Oh, haha, sorry, my mistake lol.
You dont get numbing cream for laser but Ive been told electro is way more painful, you should be totally fine, youll be fine.
>>7630097
The paler you are, the less laser hurts, reacts with the laser less. Like it hurts most when they go over moles and stuff, so laser doesnt hurt as much for me and I still thought it was far more painful that getting a tattoo.
Im gonna wait a few hours, keep it bandaged, I dont want it to heal wrong. Im treasuring it, trust me, Ill post post pics as soon as I can!
>>7630076
It also varies person to person, but from my experience tattoos dont hurt at all.
>>7630102
No I got tattoo'd on my back, over my lovehandle. I had laser hair removal over my entire back and torso.
Nim x Eva
>>7630202
>>7630204
your point being
>>7630213
There seems to be no fault in this logic
>>7629500
10/10
>>7630219
<3333
>>7630216
i think if you were truly agp you wouldnt have scammed us all with that tummy pic
>>7630217
oh okay, I'll be fine then, I'm super pale with brown hair so it should go well. I'm used to hour long sessions of electro on my face, laser is just for body since curly hair makes normal methods not work :c
thank you!
>>7630194
Faye told me.
>>7630177
I mean, unless they're actually trans I generally just see them as guys trying to get other guys to bone them.
That's kind of hot in its own way I guess just for the degeneracy of it.
But it's still kind of gay, because you're attracted to the idea that it's a guy trying to 'trap' you.
>>7630239
mtf+trap isn't gay!
>>7630172
Quit your lying
RIGHT
NOW
>>7630243
It's not a lie :(
>>7630235
Well...
My boss hands me my paycheck with my deadname on it.
He's always so still and awkward about it.
Ideally, yes it would be.
But, my name isn't Kayla and I'm not about to start cussing ppl out in my workplace for being nice to me & staring at my butt.
One greasy short guy keeps bringing me smoked salmon. ... He puts it on the break room table for everyone but only tells me about it.
Idgi
Thank God he can't get fresh sushi here
>tfw your mom finds your hormones and you're now being given 24 hours to leave your apartment
>>7630235
I never asked to be like this. If I bite the bullet and throw my life to the trash by transitioning it won't be to live out some twisted sex fantasy. Honestly at this point I'm so ashamed of being me that I doubt I'll have sex ever.
>>7630250
You didn't send enough
>>7630249
omg wow
that sucks ;_;
>>7630249
that's illegal in usa, need to give official eviction notice
>>7630249
hugg
>>7630239
I am being ironically in denial cause I think it's funny.
I concede that it's gay, I just call my self bi now, I don't really mind.
>>7630249
Sorry to hear that. Be well. Do you have somewhere to go?
>>7630229
Np, a pretty big chunk of people have had similar thoughts before. The militant ones probably have had similar thoughts but want to hide them.
>>7630240
Yeah, it kind of is
I think trap x anyone is kind of gay
>>7630257
I wish I could be this ok with being bi
>>7630249
>Renting from your parents
>Failing to hide your hormones in an entire apartment
>>7630250
yeah but you made a deal
that you broke
it is very shamefur to your famiry
also bad for me because i dont get to see beep tumtum
>tfw no anime kids to adopt and buy legos
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>>7630276
(you)
>>7630281
cumshot for zheanna~
>>7630276
wave2: congrats
>>7630281
>Rank: Professional Shitposter
I am me but stronger
Thanks
my hand is cold
>>7630276
BERNI- ERR, ANNA TAKE MY (YOU)S \o/
>>7630295
omw
do i bring a heater of just my hands
Who are your trip ships?
>>7630282
that's uhm, very l-l-lewd.
where would you cumshot me? also u r a boy right?
;s
>>7630302
drake x birdy
cartman x drunkie
>>7630302
MexValq
>>7630302
me n you
>>7630302
I just want Akaka to come back.
>>7630306
You're a flipping genius
>>7630306
lmaoooo
>>7630306
>tfw anon chasers get no pairing
>>7630303
on your stomach so you could see it~
>>7630302
Nim x Eva
>>7630302
elanna and a helium tank
>>7630328
I bet her voice would get all high pitched and funny, that's a nice pairing
>>7630302
me x lindt chocolate
>>7630335
i think with how deep it is it'd just turn into a regular girl voice
>>7630302
I would pay to see Zheanna x Phienchen.
something hott about forcing 2 straight girls to reluctantly play with eachother
>>7630312
I'm talking to her right now.
>>7630320
>on your stomach so you could see it~
:o but who are you
>>7630342
lmao good luck with that.
>>7630308
Wow, so lewd
>>7630335
https://clyp.it/5w5fio3x
>>7630340
I didn't know you liked me drake
>>7630342
I am..unconvinced that phie is straight
>>7630348
Just like with you and everyone else but yourself
>>7630232
Yeah you'll be totally fine, it shouldn't hurt at all after what you've been through!
>>7630302
Kayla x Shakira
>>7630306
Don't be mean to Drake, he deserves better than Birdie :(
>>7630356
that doesnt sound too good
>>7630362
we all have our own tastes bro
>>7630359
WHY
>>7630356
What does zheanna even look like
>>7630348
>I am..unconvinced that phie is straight
Interesting. I could see that. She definitely dislikes cis-girls enough to where she would never do that though. I wonder if her straight-ness is born out of aversion to girlz?
idk I think shes seems straight but you know her better.
>>7630356
LmaO more than you have.
>>7630359
moap and boo alliance is my favorite alliance yet
we will conquer /mtfg/
>>7630373
a vampire
>>7630357
You know at this point I'm fairly certain I just got shamed into straightdom and am actually bi af right?
>>7630366
You two really are two peas in a pod
>>7630374
Yeah there's a few reasons I think she'd probably never date a girl, but that doesn't mean that the attraction or potential for one isn't there.
>>7630282
>>7630303
>>7630320
>>7630346
>passing by exploring thread
>"What...?"
>simulatedcoffeeeverywhere.jpeg
Is this......normal for here?