/gaygen/ Gay General

>>7615883
*were you

>>7615940
enemas actually ruin the lining in your anus and shouldn't be used regularly, they go in far too deep too
learn to eat better bitch

>Super homo
>Doesn't really like hanging out with women or RuPaul or any of that
Am I broken?

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>>7616305
>doesn't like RuPaul
broken
irreparable
irredeemable
forsaken

>>7616305
>Doesn't really like hanging out with women
You're just redpilled on the Vaginal Jew.

>or RuPaul or any of that
alright, the fuck is wrong with you

>>7616305
who the fuck cares about rupaul

>tfw yes bf
>tfw love my bf
>tfw blowjobs any time we're together

What's your opinion on pudgy guys who have girthy dicks?

>>7616305
Yeah you sound like one of those fags who desperately tries to ~be different~ from other fags but winds up being just as stereotypical.

Just the facts sweetie.

>>7616401
but you still post on 4chan
must be mediocre blowjobs 2bh

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Ugh.

I fucking hate the fact that as someone who is pro-LGBT rights I get lumped in with the kind of retards who decided to make the acronym LGBTQI+.

I wish the public face of the movement wasn't a bunch of complete fucking morons T B H.

>>7616422
Honestly I'm not I was just wondering if it was weird.

>>7616431
It's not and you're fine

But you should totally watch drag race because it's a fun show

>>7616431
Wondering if it's weird is stereotypical of those hunties~

>>7616426
LGBT is a great umbrella, it's sad that so many try to co-opt it by shoving on more letters or symbols. Like, chill the fuck out sweetie, you asexuals don't need your own letter.
I agree though, I wish LGBT leaders weren't pushovers 99% of the time. Tell those shitty groups to go start their own separate movements instead of trying to push through beastiality as an official pillar of LGBT.

>>7616305
I don't get any of that drag queen stuff either

>>7616426
I have no idea what 'queer' is and I don't know what the I or the + means

>>7616463
>I have no idea what 'queer' is
Just look in the mirror or open up a dictionary, like I know you haven't done either in a really long time but it's beneficial.

>>7615883
yfw this is degenerate, you faggots are trying to be semi straight.

KNOCK IT OFF, BE MORE GA OR KYS

>>7616544
honestly that's a very oppressive thought process

>>7616468
I meant how is queer different from gay?

>>7616565
Again, pop open a dictionary and understand what queer even means.

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>>7616544
But size difference is hot

>>7616305
What is a Ru Paul?

>>7616577
ive said this before but the fems toe looks like a penis from this angle

So are you fags okay with the T?
You don't actually want to kick us out the club??

What you folks think about us trannies really kinda matters, seeing as G the most visible and most vocal letter.

>>7616557
Fuck your oppression, if you aren't fucking hair bears, your a straight dude whos experimenting, or is afraid of women

FACT

GTFO.

>>7616574
weird, odd, strange but I don't see how it applies to sexuality
and what's I+?

God created fem bois to get railed by masc men

>>7616590
They ok. Kick out hons tho.......

>>7616595
that's a lot of oppression coming from such a small soul

>>7616600
So do you see how asexuality or genderqueer or the like fit into just a general 'queer' umbrella? Although, nowadays asexuality is its own letter too.
I = intersex
+ = anything else, including allies
As I said before, I don't agree with all the letters, but come on girl, google is just a second away

>>7616600
Queer actually is the sound of an anus squirting out a bit of shit after some good gay sex.

Its how you know your doing it RIGHT

Fun fact : only a mans ass can do this.

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>>7616620

>>7616582
An alien replicant that experienced a brief popularity in the '90s blaxploitation film Starrbooty:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8ARvzmTt9E

>>7616622
I guess, I remember it just being the first 4
everything after seems a bit convoluted

>>7616636
that's the 2007 big budge hollywood remake.
here is the original indie guerilla film in all its glory:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYNCzatVze4

>>7616577
>tfw someone saved my pic
I don't even have to whore myself anymore for attention.

>>7616583
It does.

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so fucking lonely
need bf

>>7616815
It's a hot pic.

>>7616816
Shave the beard and lose some weight.

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>>7616826
it's not me
also the tummy is cute
CUTE!

>>7616816
>>7616833
Ideal bodies
But the faces are way too babyfaced even with the beard

>>7616636
Yas bihhh

At one time he was pretty counterculture. Certainly more of a gay idol to me than Milo or Beyonce

>>7616816
MILWAUKEE

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>>7616868
i mean, i'd still spread my legs

>>7616885
Yeah but you would for just about anything.

>>7616957
OOOHHHH GURRRRRL

>>7616957
The shade of it all.

>>7616960
>>7616965
Don't need the overgrown orangutan section hollering at me RN

>>7616986
That's racist

>>7616816
>>7616833
>>7616885
http://frawlking.tumblr.com/
Here's his tumblr btw

>>7616824
Thanks bb. I think that has more to do with him then me though. Lol

>>7617035
Sounds like some sort of semitic name

Bonner killer

>>7617155
Not wanting to rape a jew boy and make off with his jew gold

>>7616305
I don't really like rupaul too nowadays. "Gay humour" is not funny anymore, its just too predictable. Everything is the same, same little catchphrases, quirks, weak imitations, etc etc I think Ive had enough of drag queens

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>>7616422
hurr durr if you don't like predictable and unfunny faggots screaming catchphrases and dancing you're trying to be different and edgy

>>7617315
>>7617298
U seem sad, what's the matter sweetie?

>>7616318
I'm triggered by that because i used homosexuality to escape transexuality

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>>7617433
>tfw bf is the only thing protecting me from dysphoria

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>five minutes into netflix n chill with your buddy and he gets like this
>what do

>>7617488
What does my buddy's ass look like?

>>7617433
Typically drag queens don't even want to look like pretty women.

The ones that do are shit

>>7617488
Ask him why he's like this while we're watching Changeling.

>>7617574
I'm scared of all femininity
Being a sub is the only thing I allow because it makes me feel so safe

>>7617488
>tfw no qt bf to cuddle and fondle while watching movies

>tfw no asian bf

>>7617737
ew

>>7617737
iktf
but not as much as
>tfw no hapa bf

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I've already jerked off 4 times today but I'm still horny

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>>7617737

>tfw

>>7617941
then jerk off again
but this time dont just cum
stop before cumming
start again
stop before cumming
do this at least 3 times and then by choice just cum

ur dick will malfunction afterwards and you can sleep

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>>7617737
It's a good feel.

>>7618036
actually what i need is to get laid
i haven't been laid in months

>>7616305
Nah, you're just a normal gay.
I never understood the RuPaul shit either

>>7618043
Gays who like rupaul or all of that gay shit are also normal gays tho

>>7618040
then go get laid idgi
you must be doing something seriously wrong if you're gay and haven't been laid in months but want to

>>7618055
cuz i open up grindr and it's all borderline trans fem boys and negroes

>>7618062
so you don't actually want to get laid then?
because if that's all the effort you're putting towards finding someone to fuck who meets your standard, then you will stay desperate for quite some time friend

>>7617941
Occupy yourself with something else than the internet.

How do I dress like a bear? I've already got the beard and the hairy chest, which these 19-21 y/o gay babies jizz their jockstraps for, but I need to complete the look.

>>7618445
flannel with the top three buttons undone
beer t-shirt

>>7618445
>>7618460
Post pics too

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>>7618062
jesus christ, where do you live?
deepest alabama?
you know you can select people by "tribe" right?

>>7618445
biker jacket and combat boots

>>7618460
The ol' lumberjack look huh.

>>7618445
High Heels and the aroma of desperation should suit you well mawma~

>>7618055
>liking rupual
Disgusting

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Follow me on instagram
@Aced_Fox
kthxbai

>>7618826
Like my ex, he would wear t-shirts with beer logos and it made me wet

>>7618949
Didn't ask for your life story.

>>7618954
yeah you did

>>7618945
What are thooose

I like those Ultra boost tho

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>>7617737
Oh boy, that one's gonna sting in the morning anon.

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>another saturday evening alone at home
what should I do instead of being miserable

>tfw pretty autismal but wouldn't be able to stand having another autist as a bf

Hey guys, so long story short, I'm gonna try to limit the porn related things I consume, and possibly quit them for good, which also includes /gaygen/, because discussing things with you is sometimes really sexual.

Reason being, is that I think this type of only online sexual experience is hurting my mentality, and I feel it's totally ok to talk about sex and all, but with real people in real life, and not locking myself in an anonymous image board, where I can either lie, or be extremely honest.

Any opinions, or comments before I leave forever. I still respect you guys, and would like to hear what you have to say.

>>7618985
My b. What's your life story again?

>>7619216
Not good for your mentality how? Sure, watching porn has some pretty well documented effects, but I can't believe /gaygen/ is ruining you. I browse lgbt daily and nothing about this board has ever gotten me going or anything like that.

>>7619248
I browse the threads when I'm just chilling and bored, and I end up getting excited and wanting to watch porn and fap. Doesn't really come naturally, I feel like I should be able to get excited on my own, and pursue sex irl, and not just get satisfied with fapping to porn.

>>7619031
watch something funny while trying to ignore how much better it would be with someone to snuggle with

>>7615883
that pic is sweet.

makes me smile :-)

>tfw you're a big guy, but you want to be a small twink, so big guys can spoon you, and cuddle you

>>7619269
Just don't fap, especialy if you get excited from reading about our weird ass stuff. The urge leaves pretty quickly after that initial "gotta fap now" and redirects into wanting to talk to people and socialize and bust a nut that way. Soon enough you'll be fantasizing about holding hands and popping boners when you see cute people irl instead of on FULLGAYTUBE.COCK

>>7619562
>when you see cute people irl

That's a problem though, I don't really find people cute irl. My tastes have become way too specific.

>>7617737
H-hi

>>7619593
You will once you quit jerking it constantly to perfect porn boys getting their assholes torn apart or what have you

>>7619619
I said too specific, perfect porn boys are in every video ever.

>>7615883
>masc4fem

This is what people mean when they talk about "unnatural" gay relationships. Good thing they don't exist.

>have a rare, quirky opinion/fetish
>really want to share it with other people, and see what they think
>try to hint, and bait people into asking you about it
>nobody ever asks
>literally no one cares

That's for the depression gaygen, I'm going to bed, and I hope I never wake up.

>>7619384
the fact that the taller guy's bicep is bigger than the smaller guy's head makes me wiping_sweaty_forehead.jpg

>>7619658
What is it?

>>7619680
Not saying now.

>>7619699
Well fine I hope you die in your sleep

>>7619703
I hope so too, I'm a huge piece of shit.

Masc4fem is sin.

The true master race is bigmasc4smallermasc.

>>7619718
Masc4fem is literally the most beautiful form of love. Smallermasc is disgusting.

>>7619721

Tranny/tranny enabler pls go

Masclets are treasures

>>7619718
>>7619721
Being a small hairless boy cuddling up to a big hairy man is C O M F Y

>>7619729
Nobody is a tranny enabler, retard. The contrast between big muscular manly men, and petite cute feminine boys is just the best. Masclets are cringy.

>tfw you'll never be an inexperienced shy smooth feminine boy, and find a big hairy alpha experienced man to lead you

>>7619736
>>7619738
>>7619747

Trannies pls go

>>7619755
Nobody is a tranny, idiot. If you don't believe there are different types of men, and aren't able to appreciate the contrast, then you're just a stupid, boring person.

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>>7619755
p u r e l o v e

>>7619760

Shoo shoo tranny scum

>>7619763

>tranny pedophile

>>7619769
twinks =/= trannies
you're a twink yourself too

>>7619764
This is why nobody likes tripfags. You're all braindead retards. You're also the type of redditor to leave a blank like after quoting a post. How disgusting.

>>7619772

I'm a stronk masc daddy

>>7619783
Please, I've seen the pictures

>>7619783
How tall?

>>7619774

Tbh everyone loves me and gaygen is dead without me

>accidentally bought thyme & rosemary volume shampoo for oily hair

Fuck, nobody will find me cute now.

>>7619788

Fight me

>>7619789

6'2"

>>7619747
this except we're both smooth boys

>>7619797

Just tell guys you love cooking and they'll think you've been making something good

>>7619795
Whatever helps you sleep at night, lonely khv fuccboi.

>>7619799
>6'2"

And also a dyel manlet.

>>7619803
I never understood two smooth boys together. It just seems lame.

>>7619806

>all this jelly

Spoken like a true tranny enabler

>>7619812
Fem4Fem is as bad, if not worse than Masc4Masc
Two smooth boys together? Fucking boring, it's like lesbians
Fem boys need to be dommed by masc guys

>>7619817
>all these wrong implications

Spoken like a true khv redditor.

>>7619812

Ass2ass can be cute

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>>7619812
yeah, two bottoms don't make a top

>>7619819
Nah, masc4masc is cool, but smooth boys definitely need a real man.

>>7619622
Yeah but you can get your specific porn boy whenever you feel like it online, not fapping will help in that regard

>>7619833
Not really, because it's very rare and specific.

>>7619826
http://www.myvidster.com/video/79460086/Big_Bro_Part_2_Colby_Jansen_Zac_Steven
<3

>>7619838
>Big_Bro

Didn't click, that makes me cringe, because I have a big bro.

>>7619819
Go back to /bigen/.

masc4fem is even worse than fem4fem.

>>7619840
it means big bro as in rehab sponsor or whatever
forget the plot though, watch for the dicks

>>7619842
There's a bigen? What's the point? Do people talk about threesomes and cuckolding in these threads?

>>7619840

>not wanting to fuck your big brother
>not wanting him to show you how to be a man by letting you fuck his big hairy ass
>not wanting him to ruffle your hair and tell you you did a good job while your load leaks out of his hole

>>7619838
I think I'm in love with Colby Jensen
He's everything I want in a husbando

>>7619844
Thanks for the virus. Also, top should be a bit older and harrier, and bottom should be a bit more feminine.

>>7619848
Fuck off cringy autist.

>>7619851

Get in line bitch

>>7619812
when you are a smooth boy you'll understand
domming and then switching and getting dommed back
it's all about attitude

>>7619845
This is /bigen/, the population has to latch onto here bc a standalone thread would be dead.

>>7619858

>trannies are trying this hard to infect gaygen

>>7619861
A smooth boy can't dom, that's just laughable. On the other hand though, a manly muscular hairy man bottoming is cute.

>>7619863
>says the literal tranny twink

>>7619860
Literally
Fight
Me

>>7619864

Colbydaddy's bottoming vids are the cutest desu

>>7619878

Square the fuck up

>>7619883
Don't start shit with qt anon, or I'll rough you up, dyel manlet.

>>7619886

The only roughing up you've ever done is when you've given dudes rug burn on their shafts from your poorly shaven boypussy

>colby jensen
>perfect face
>perfect tiddies
>perfect balance of fat and muscle
>perfect dick - not too big, not too small, up-curved
>doesn't talk like a girl
>plays sports
EHHHH
EH
EH
EH

Do you guys ever have super realistic sex dreams? Talking about ones where it actually feels physical. Like kissing, sucking a dick, or getting fucked in the ass for example. Getting fucked especially, I've woken up cumming because of how good it felt. It felt so real, and good, but then when I try even fingering, it really hurts. It's as if I've experienced the feeling in a past life, and know what it's like. It's so weird. Sucking a cock also feels godlike, but I've never tried it irl.

>>7619864
When the bottom is a smooth boy, anyone can dom that, even another smooth boy. It allows both of them to relish their smooth femmyness, especially with rope bondage and rough stuff.

Fem4fem master race.

>>7619903
>Fem4fem master race

How can you say you're the master race, when a masc guy can walk it, bitch slap both of you, and turn you into their bitch in a matter of seconds?

>>7619888
Real talk, you 100% stand no chance if we were ever to fight. Anon will be mine after he watches you getting demolished.

>>7619906

Real talk you need to start preparing to call me grandpa, because your dad is about to start calling me daddy.

>>7619914
You're literally my kouhai in every way.

>>7619916

Just because between the two of us only you know how to get a whole fist in your bussy

>>7619928
Whatever you say, retarded tripshit virgin.

>>7619933

That means I win

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me on the right

>>7619937
Sure, if it helps you sleep at night.

>>7619942
Guy in the green shirt is my bf.

>>7619942

Post silverdaddyhole

>>7619943

Knowing your dad is carrying my load in him all day sure does

>>7619951
Nice 12 year old insult.

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masc4fem masc4fem masc4fem masc4fem masc4fem masc4fem masc4fem masc4fem

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>>7619964

>>7619962

Nice 12 year old dick.

Lmao rekt

homophobe here, always thought I hated gays...

Just had a lucid dream about kissing my best friend. It felt good. Kissing a guy.

>>7619969
You need to be 18 to post in here.

>>7619977

Kissing boys is great desu

>>7619977
then do it in real life, man ;)

>>7619990
>>7619991
I think I will

>>7620001

Godspeed lad

>>7620004
;-;

>>7620001
Do it
gently bite his bottom lip
rub his facial scruff, if he has any
grab his man boob
grab his butt
grab the back of his neck


fuck i'm so lonely

>>7620024
At least you're not a retarded virgin tripfag everyone hates.

Please write me a tinder profile?

>>7620209
"Single and ready to mingle."

That'll get em for sure.

>>7620220
I just want a bf, any bf desu as long as he's 3+/10
I'm so tired of being lonely

>>7620424
Didn't ask for your life story.

>>7620432
Well too bad because you got it hun. This IS my personal blog space after all.

>>7620446
Nice, dude. You'd better give us a 'current mood' forecast with an appropriate emoji too then really. Maybe include a 'urgh' in there or two complaining about how lame people are.

>>7620464
Oh hey Shoes.

Anyways hows your sex life?

>>7620492
Booming, like usual, baby.

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>>7620495
AH HAH HAH

What a story, Shoes.

>>7620497
I'd like to see you do better, brosef. Hit us with a joke, chumly. I dare you.

>>7620507
I barely hit you. You're tearing me apart, Clownshoes.

>>7620518
Try making some fucking sense you piece of shit.

Ayyyyyyyyyyyy.

>>7620521
I did not hit you, it's not true, it's bullshit, I did not hit you, I did naht.

>>7620024
>read this
>heartbeat races
>get excited
>want to do it
>can't stop thinking about kissing a guy and just touching him all over

Oh my god I really am gay

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>>7620573
>homophobes are closets
And no one was surprised

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>>7619942
this kind of shit (the whole dom/sub leather-kinky scene where young twinks are abused by daddys etc) terrified me, made me vomit & repress homo thoughts for years..
But pic related made me gay instantly
...was I in the wrong?

>>7619616
h-hey

>>7620024
>>7620573
;_;
>>7620945
Wanna talk or something?

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>>7620464
Can you not?
Ughh, don't act like this is your territory. I'll do literally whatever I please here.

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who else #wakesupwellintotheafternoon

>>7621102
I've been dead inside for the last 22 years, the fuck you mean "my hobbies"

>>7621102
I'm happy if I wake up before 4 pm on a weekend day

>>7620424
I heard you want a bf
>>7621102
Me

gonna make a new tinder profile for a second chance
wish me luck

>>7621177
I dunno, just a depressing image I picked

>>7621200
I don't seem to get up before midday or later anymore unless I'm woken up

>>7621239
>tfw seeing tinder as my only way to meet anyone but I'm not very good

>>7621331
I'll wake you up with this dick here

why do so many twinks call themselves thicc
like anyone can arch their back chill tf out

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>>7621393
Twinks literally can't be t h i c c by definition

>>7621454
correct, only trannies can be thicc

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>>7621454
I mean, they can. There are plenty of procedures to help them do so. But when twinks on reddit are posting images of their back literally twisting in a C shape just so they can make their flat bums look big, it's retarded and people still fall for it.

>>7619901
Yeah actually, interestingly enough I did last night, it feels pretty much like the real thing.

Its pretty incredible what your mind can do, I've had dreams where I've been on drugs, and it was exactly like the real sensation of being on the different drugs.

For the most part I tend to have a lot of vivid and lucid dreams, they generally revolve around driving a car or bike, or having sex... Sometimes there's the dog dreams, which are obviously my favourite.

At what level of homosexual submissiveness do my tranny feels go away and I become completely happy being a faggy male?

>>7621471
that's wrong, only non-white trannies can
t. twink-looking white tranny with flat butt

>>7621001
Yes, very much

anyone else feel that they don't really fit into any role in gay dating?

>6'2, 160, prefer to bottom.
>no facial hair so bears won't pay attention.
>too tall / hung for most tops to be interested
>only fems and old gross men will even reply

>>7621741
Bulk up and become a muscle bottom.

>>7621741
You sound like my type. I like big bottoms and I love when dudes are my height

cocks

>>7621759
Thanks for the suggestion, I'm in the process, it's just slow for a spooky skeleton

>>7621778
are you in Colorado?

>>7621900
>spooky skeleton
Yeah. I know the feeling. Started out at 140 and 6'3"
Make sure to take lots of before pics for inspiration.

I'm at 210 now and don't feel much bigger, but looking back at old pics is crazy. I looked like a terminal cancer patient.

>>7621741
I feel this tho
>6 foot, 175, skinnyfat, verse bottom.
>twinky face and a nice butt
>a fuck ton of butt and leg hair so guys into twinks think im gross
>inadequate facial and chest hair so hot bears think im gross
>only fat old guys want to fuck me

>>7622045
>>7621741
Have you guys ever considered the fact that you guys just aren't as cute as you like to believe?

Like you're blaming the gay dating scene and implying the problem is your body shape and sex role expectations when completely ignoring how hideous y'all might be? Or the fact that y'all lack personality??

Just throwing out some suggestions as to why you guys are lonely so we can get to the bottom of this~

>Tfw crying my eyes out while bf holds me
>he doesent know it's because I'm secretly a repressing tranny

Why can't being gay just be fucking enough for this mental illness

>>7622244
*giggles*

>>7622268
That was bizarrely comforting

>>7622244
>>7622268
I don't get it

Explain this to me

Watching NFL pre game
Clay Matthews is so hot now. He used to have this cute manly vibe now he's a sexy bear with the beard and long hair

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What the fuck is this shit?
No, seriously what the fuck?

>>7621874
yes...and?

>>7622244
:(

>>7622475
old fart who doesn't know when to call it a day

>>7622475
looks like an AIDS victim

>>7622126
Realistically this is likely to be the case.
>>7622475
Sad to look at, but you just know this is up someones alley. Literally too.

>>7622244
This is profoundly sad

>>7622475
>Twink who hasn't grown up but his body definitely has

>>7622475
>He's in the otter tribe.

>never had sex with man
>get on grindr
>look for a month of someone my type
>find guy
>he has hiv
>tells me I can blow him and I won't get it

I don't trust it.

I'm starting to think men are superior to women. Feels like with a man you can have a way better relation ship, without a lot of bullshit, kind of like a best friend thing + extra. Pussy is kind of weird too, and a lot of women honestly have poor hygiene. A dick might be a lot more interesting. And maybe with guys you have way more choice, manly, feminine, in the middle, maybe even crossdressers. Not sure if tits are that great too, men can have impressive chests too. Also ass is ass, and men seem to have a variety of ass as well, sometimes it's impossible to define the gender based on someone's ass.

I don't know how to feel, kind of uncomfortable with this. What do you guys think?

>>7622654
Wondering what women are good for as well, besides giving birth, and I don't even like kids, and you can adopt if you wanted to.

Men generally make better cooks, are better with money, and have a wider variety of hobbies.

>>7622654
Basically that's sexist and it's stupid to ever state such publically, but we all fucking know when babies can be created without women, they're fucking extinct desu

>>7622654
Being gay has it's cons too. Closet cases,promiscuity, higher hiv rates and social discrimination. It's not all rainbows.

>>7622682
>Basically that's sexist

Not really, and even if it was, why would it matter. Are all gays sexist, just because they prefer a male partner over a female one? I don't understand your logic.

Why can't I forget about my ex? It's been over a year. Last night I dreamed about him. I try hard to move on, but my subconscious isn't letting me.
>inb4 get a new bf
I've tried that, it doesn't get anywhere, and I'm probably too picky. Besides, it doesn't feel right to force someone to be in a relationship with me just because I'm lonely.

>>7622686
>Closet cases

What's wrong with this?

>promiscuity

Not sure what to think about this.

>higher hiv rates

Yes, but you can still be safe I guess.

>social discrimination

Yeah, that sucks, but if your bf is a big alpha, you should be ok.

>>7622654
Women and men are different. apples and oranges. Many people have a preference and that's fine, but one isn't superior to the other.

>>7622727
>Many people have a preference and that's fine, but one isn't superior to the other.

Kind of an oxymoron.

>>7622644
I thought hiv was transmitted through blood and semen?

>>7622654
case can be made for men being easier to get along with, like being able to have sex with your best friend

>>7622750
So does that mean I'm gay, or that I can just make a logical deduction about the difference between men and women?

>>7622692
It is. And no not all gays are sexist, just what anon stated you fucking retard. Learn to read instead of being triggered.

>>7622758
If you're attracted to both men and women then that usually means you're bi

>>7622735
It's a matter of taste. Different people want different things in a partner.

>>7622772
>calls me triggered while being this mad for no reason

Being gay isn't sexist.

>>7622773
What if someone isn't attracted to women, but is afraid of admitting they're attracted to men?

>>7622795
that would probably mean you're gay but in the closet
even of you only admit it to yourself that's something

>>7622803
Ok, so what do you do after you establish that?

>>7622785
I'm correcting you, I'm not mad at all. Nice attempt to deflect from your dumbass opinion tho

>>7622811
>ad hominem for no reason
>calling others triggered while screaming "sexist"

Sure thing madbro.

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How you guys doing

>>7622938
Shitty, what about you?

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>>7622951
Pretty okay. Football all day.
Hopefully the Pats win.

>>7622938

Just played videogames for 8 hours straight while lying on the sofa, and when I got up to go to the toilet I blacked out for a couple of seconds.

So, not great.

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Fuck help me out here:

>First time with a guy, meet a twink 10/10 with a beautifull boypussy.
>Go to his house
>I start fucking his ass, with protection
>His dick barely gets hard
>He's moaning and twisting
>I feel nothing
>My dick is too big and keeps sliding out and even when it's in i barelly feel anything.
>The only bit of pleasure i get is when i hear him moan in pain
>I only feel pleasure when he starts sucking my dick
>I cum twice
>We cuddle
>I ask about him and he says he doesn't need to cum
>I try my hardest but he doesn't even get hard or cum
>I finger his asshole in an attempt to make him cum but he just moans like crazy and starts sucking my dick until i cum again
>We cuddle again
>Whole time thinking about Aids, how detached i am from other people, how miserable he must be and wondering what the fuck am i.

Is it normal for a bottom to not cum?
Why did only head give me pleasure?


>>7622976
What videogame?

>>7622976
Video games are played sitting on a chair, in front of a desk. Only women play on sofas.

>>7622985
am woman, play video games on sofa, can confirm

>>7622983

Stardew Valley, my main PC is out of commission, and my Linux laptop can't run anything except DOOM, Hexen and Stardew Valley

>>7622985

I'm just imagining the mental image of you dragging a desk and chair in front of your friends TV to play Mario Kart and it makes me laugh

You play games that are on the TV on the sofa, numbnuts

>>7622983
I'm a virgin, but I feel like I can cum just by sucking a cock. Maybe your dick was too big to be comfortable, and you weren't into it enough, and gentle enough with him.

But maybe I'm wrong.

>>7622997
>Hexen

Be my bf right now? I can ignore the fact that you're a nintenbab.

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>>7622976
That's not good. You should take a break.

>>7622045
Hair removal is a thing anon.

>>7622983

lol im just like the guy you fucked

when stuff goes into my ass, i usually go semi-soft. it doesnt mean im not into it -the opposite actually- im just focussing on my ass and not my dick

also even though ive had and enjoyed sex 12-15 times i have never cummed with another dude. not sure why, but i dont really care enough to try and figure it out. i enjoy sex a lot anyway.

and in regards to your insensitivity, you should shop around to find a high quality condom that fits well and also stop masturbating with a death grip

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>>7622997
>Stardew Valley
>8 hours straight of Stardew valley

That fun huh?

>>7622983
>>My dick is too big and keeps sliding out
Lol

>>7623034
Could you be the perfect bottom? Your satisfaction fueled only by desire to make the top feel good, and him always being the priority. Doing anything he wants to make him happy.

>>7623049

Its a good game!

I'm just about to marry Shane, im just missing the wedding present.

>>7623058
not even lying, this post gave me a boner
i just really get off on other people enjoying themselves

>>7623059
What's your crop? I remember doing potatoes and tulips.

>>7623034
More bottoms should be like you.

>>7622997
Get some rest asap anon. I know Stardew Valley can be addictive but you need a breather.

>>7622998
Yeah, i had zero technique, i was gentle but clumsy. I asked him about why he didn't cum and he told me it was a different kind of pleasure for him and that he doesn't. I tried jerking him off but nothing.

>>7623034
I wish i could kiss you, thank you so much, i feel much better now! I only use the death grip on the shower, i usually cum with my legs. Is getting fucked in the ass better than cumming? How do you like to get thrusted?

>>7623071
>i just really get off on other people enjoying themselves
As a top. Sex is okay. But hearing a bitch gasp and moan as you fuck them is incredible.

>am an exclusive top
>try some small vibrating butt plug
>never cum harder in my life
>could only see white for a few seconds
What does this mean?

>>7623101
That you're fun at orgies.

>>7623071
I got a boner just by typing it.

>>7623085
Are you an active top? Sometimes when I watch porn, I see the top just thrusting in and out, but other times the top grabs the bottom by the love handles with his manly hands, runs them through his back, grabs his shoulders, runs his hand through his hair, or hugs the bottom while fucking him.

>>7623085
i like it most when the top gets his whole body involved - so I like feeling him run his hands all over me and slap/squeeze all the fun parts while we fuck. neck kissing/ear nibbling is hot too

in terms of positions, i like getting fucked either doggystyle with the tops weight on me or with my legs by my ears and the top holding my ankles

>>7623101
>was an exclusive top
ftfy

>>7623124
So much this. I haven't experienced it, but feeling a hairy chest touching your smooth back, and getting your neck kissed, while getting fucked doggy must be the best.

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You degenerates disgust me. I can't wait until Texas is again permitted to adopt a total ban on sodomy.

>>7623148
I mean I love butts but it just felt amazing. Is that what bottoming feels like usually?
>>7623107
I'm curious about how orgies actually are.

>>7623149

Had that for the first time about a month ago. since I usually only go for twinks I wasnt sure how it would turn out but... holy shit. Fuzzy guys are SO much better.

I dont know if I can even go back to twinks any more desu

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>>7623115
Yeah and i did all of that stuff and i also bit his neck.

>>7623124
> With my legs by my ears and the top holding my ankles.

Crap, i forgot about this position. Thank you.

>>7623159
I'm scared of being left out desu.

>>7623160
Twinks can't top.

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>>7623152
Oh look vermin anon came by.
Hello vermin.

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>>7623149
It is.

>>7623164
How do you bite a neck lmao? Are you a vampire? I thought it's kiss necks, bite ears.

>tfw watching some good porn
>camera surprisingly hasn't shown bottoms face, all the better I can just visualize myself in their position
>camera pans to bottoms face
>he has downs
guess i do too now

>>7623164

Its a top tier position

Hits the prostate better then any other position, lets you kiss your partner and lets you see your bottom's face as you fuck him

>>7623184

havent you heard of hickeys?

>>7623194
I've even had hickeys. You make those by sucking on the neck, not biting. Hello? Who's the virgin here, me or you?

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>>7623184
You're not tricking me Cammy shit.

>>7623227
I don't know what this means, I'm new to these threads.

>>7623184
Why would you think it's only kiss necks, bite ears? You can do whatever the fuck you desire lmao

>>7623241
No, I mean, it must be pretty hard to bite a neck. How huge of a mouth do you have? I'm not sure it's possible.

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>>7623262

>>7623262
I mean, unless they're fat, biting necks is definitely possible. Biting someone's neck doesn't mean you actually have to clamp down on the ENTIRE fucking neck bro. Just like biting ears doesn't mean you gotta eat the entire ear.

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>>7623262
Get a load of this humen.

>catch feelings for someone
>he's in a relationship
>his bf is shit but i can't even point it out because yerr just jealoussssssss
That's it. I'm abstaining from emotions and sexual relations. Thus I'm here, let's get rationaaaaaaaal~

>>7623273
I don't know man, with the ear you can nibble on the earlobe, but what do you bite on a neck? It's just a neck.

>>7623271
How you doin

>>7623188
Literally? That's pretty fucked up.

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>>7623289

>tfw no CSGO bf to carry to GE

Anyone watching the major?

asking you fags to get an impartial opinion

who looks cuter, really short (like 5'0) ftms or really tall (like 6'0) mtfs ???

>>7623310
>>7623271
Please stop with reaction images like this. Makes me feel really awkward, as if they're starring at my soul. It's not like I'm saying anything ridiculous anyways.

>>7623312
carry me to ge
but also start a gambling website so we can be rich daddy

>>7623320
Short ftms. I wouldn't want to date either one though.

>>7623320
Trannies are degenerates. Whoever was born with a dick is cuter.

>>7623332
But I don't want to be the daddy, I want a daddy of my own.

>>7623355
but i called you daddy first therefore you have to be my daddy

>>7623370
But I can't be a daddy, I can't even grow a full beard.

>>7623320
No love for trannies.
I generally prefer short guys and girls though.

>>7623332
>>7623355
>>7623370
>>7623376
Daddy fight

>>7623376
you dont need a beard to be my papi
just carry me to ge and then fingerbang the fuck out of me desu neko chan

>>7623394
>fingerbang

No, I want to be the bottom.

>>7623408
You're my daddy, I've always had a daddy, if I didn't want a daddy, yes, I probably could go out and get a twink because I am what? Sickening. You could never have a daddy because you.are.not.that.kind.of.girl. Baby everything I have I have worked for this bottom position all by myself. BITCH!

>>7623422
What the fuck am I reading? Bro, I just want a daddy to carry to GE, and him to carry me to bed after.

>>7623425
You read shakespeare's last greatest piece. You're welcome papi.

Hey guys, please don't laugh, but how do I start with anal? Too ashamed of buying a dildo, and using even two fingers hurts a lot. Any convenient miscellaneous objects?

Captcha is literally "no entry".

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>>7623323

>>7623294
I am doing well. Heading out for a birthday supper soon. How are you these days?

>>7623522
if u cant even use two fingers
you're not worth the dick
T B H

>>7623203

ive only ever received them t b h

>>7623522

>two fingers hurts a lot

have you tried... one finger? shockingly original, i know

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Hey, can someone name any good gay romance novels? The more the merrier.

>>7623528
Pretty okay. Moved into a new apartment yesterday.

Happy birthday to you or whoever it is!

>>7623561
The Call of Cthulhu.

>>7623522
Just be a good boy and train

First time I had sex with my bf, he was well lubed and still went in slow. I was still crying cause it hurt but I was quiet and did it for him, and now I can take it no prob

>>7623538
>>7623556
I'm working on it, but using fingers is awkward.

>>7623606
But I don't have a bf. How do I train?

>>7623608
if using fingers is awkward
how in the hell do you think a dick is going to go??????

>>7622807
complain about not having a bf

>>7622938
meh

>>7622983
>We cuddle
tfw no twink to cuddle

>>7623631

no no i know what he means
the angle is tough, it strains your fingers after a while

>>7623608

use your thumb instead, its much much easier