Mtfg: male to cute girl gen

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:>

>>7605857
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cT5CaETizC
>>7605871
Check your privilege, I started at 24.

>>7605877
wtf!

>>7605857
oh
that makes sense

the isolation made you depressed then?

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>>7605846

If only I could be as cool as Jessica and help you with your bullet hunger

>>7605851

Nothing right now, I'm just always delusional. If I wasn't delusional, would I be here?

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>>7605881
im just lewd posting

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why would mokou be so cruel?

>>7605885
too lewd >_<

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>>7605877
C:

>>7605859
yeah you could use the same needle although I wouldn't recommend it

>>7605880
Check your privilege I had to live as a white male, do you know how hard it is living with privilege when you just want to be a lesbian with a penis in a biracial relationship?

>>7605885
please stop

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>>7605846
I really like your accent!

w-why do you want me to shoot you

>>7605884
>I'm just always delusional. If I wasn't delusional, would I be here?
this helps me get through the day.
>>7605871
yee I'm about that settling for femboi lyfe 2bh, it's less work.

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>>7605891
kuroo is best boi
>>7605890
never too lewd

>>7605885
>>7605891

boys are gross this is a lesbian zone

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tbdesu I was too nervous to listen to vocaroo/clypit clips until like the past month or so. Like I didn't actually start listening to the ones people would post in this thread until like November or so. I've forced myself to listen to them now
>>7605877
lewd, way too lewd

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>>7605868
Oh shit! I miss read the trip. :P I was just replying to sass before that. I know it's sass cause I call it Hot Sass.

>>7605861
I'm not really anonymous. I post my music here all the time.

>>7605850
>good to hear you are in demand, I saw one of your songs the other day and really liked the lyrics. cool stuff
Aww, thank you! I think you are talking about Ephyra. I'm glad you enjoyed.

>>7605880
Sorry I misread your name xD

>>7605883
>the isolation made you depressed then?
>depressed
Where did I say I was depressed? I mean sure I get depressed sometimes but no more than normal people do. I usually do well to power through it (was talking to Shakira about this the other day). Did you see me sad posting here or something? I usually don't sad post but if I feel bad this is one place I can say whatever I want and nobody really knows me IRL so I don't feel like I'm attention whoring (like if you sad post on fb).

>>7605901
this

>>7605889
mokou's lore is some scary shit she probably was not thinking straight or something

>tfw anon hits on you and never replies to you

>>7605850
so you've got a thin frame? that's good
i'm pretty manly due to excessive yardwork, hoping to cut it down, though

it's not too bad, i think like 320$ a year for a full year's dose? cheaper from other sites. i get it from inhouse
libido is nice to keep, yeah, though i've heard after a few months on HRT you get a "female" libido

>>7605852
the fuck

>>7605853
*hugs*
neppers!

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>>7605901
boys are hawt tho
>>7605893
the ride never ends

>>7605909
hi

Is it bad to take HRT an hour or two earlier than the previous day?

>>7605910
please stop posting that in my thread :c

>>7605915
Why?

>>7605914
no, it doesnt matter

>>7605911
hi lauren
are we gfs now

>>7605922
ok

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>>7605910
boy are the hottest desu

>>7605901
but I'm a boy

>>7605910
>>7605925


Okay, you're both right, but my pants don't have room for a boner and it's very uncomfortable. Think of my pants.

>>7605918
I don't like it

>>7605914
its fine

>>7605924
sweet

>>7605894
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1E8EOj8kWYI
I want you to shoot me because I'm trapped in boymode hell.

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>>7605926

No, you're a man~

I would visit your flower and collect your delicious pollen on my fuzzy thighs anytime bb

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>>7605925
ikr
>>7605915
this is a yaoi shipping thread now >:>

>>7605930
what's ur discord

>>7605928
what?

>>7605904
have you tried benzos for that raging depression of yours?

>>7605936
gelgel doesn't like it

>>7605936
>>7605933
it too lewd

>>7605932
aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>7605909
I think not peeing all the time and not having dry skin or being a little itchy is worth it to me to switch over, the libido thing can be secondary.
lol no, I have wide shoulders and long arms compared to my body, it makes me dysphoric as fuck but then again my mom has some manhands. I think my lower body is the only good thing since I ride my bike everywhere but my feet are gross.
At this point in life I just want some bewbs and to get my legal shit in order. I've always been more or less androgynous but then I got fat and just went lazy boymode.
Anyway, I'm off to work hopefully I can get my meds tomorrow with no fuss. Bai

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>>7605938
I don't get it?

btw benzos killed my mom, gg no re.

>>7605891
how big is your dick?
asking for a friend

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>>7605933
me on the left

>>7605948
>mtfg will be studied in the future

>>7605901
>lesbian zone
>a thread full of people who live as male, sound male, dress male, and act male
>ok.jpeg

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>>7605953
>me

>>7605951
uh i haven't measured since like pre hrt. i think its around 5.5 - 6"? just an estimate

>>7605931
you'll get a ton of action if you talk in girlvoice too

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>>7605925
>tfw boys
>>7605948
My shitposts will exist through the eons and live forever
>>7605931
I'd listen to your guy voice for ages desu

>>7605950
it killed a lot of women here too

do you think ill be a question in 2070 queer Internet archeology classes

>>7605935
Burch#9929
im gonna be.... busy for a bit tho :3

>>7605949
yeah, my arms are long and i have huge shoulders, but so does my sister, and my mom
both taller than me
later

>>7605956

>live as male, sound male, dress male, act male

o-only for now! I'm at the coming-out stage and will transition later this year once I get some hormones in me and acquire hair

>>7605960
I don't have a girlvoice
>>7605961
So the girls like foreign accents meme is true then. I need to move to the USA.

>>7605967
cool story bro

>>7605973
you've been working at it right?

what's it like now?

> Explain the origin and significance of huggs to trans women on 4chan in the 2010s.

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>>7605958
me!!

>>7605961
boys are <3

>Extra Credit: Who is Nim was why was she unimportant?

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>tfw you look visibly cuter than you did the month before

[cautious internal optimism]

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>>7605961
>>7605948

Can you imagine what sociologists are going to think about /mtfg 100 years from now?

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>>7605981
sugawara is a qt

>>7605982
trick question, very important

shakira's hot sauce is the best :D

>>7605982
im not so sure she is nim

>>7605983
what is this 'optimism' you speak of

>>7605977
I tried this morning and gave up because it was so depressing to sound like this
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KqsT1QTLfM

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>>7605986
the cutest imo

>Extra Extra Credit: What is Nim short for?

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>>7605994
I-i like kuroo

>>7605996
nimrod

>>7605982
fuck I could just imagine some graduate level class studying /mtfg/ and trying to analyze personalities and word choice and such
>why do they always type "hugg"
>what does "buddi" mean
this whole site will be some bizarre time capsule to them

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Tfw got to see my niece and nephew
>>7605996
Nicest international mouse
>>7605992
That's not that bad shakira
don't be a bb
jk
yr my bb

>>7605931

I don't think you're far off from a good girl voice, it doesn't have to be high. Today one of my instructors was a 6' tall large (not fat, but large) cis woman and I missed half of what she was saying because her voice, feminine but fairly deep due to her stature, enthralled me. I creepily stared at her face the whole time, studying how she shaped words and thinking of what to do to replicate it. On my drive home, having studied her and acquired her skills like Taskmaster, I hit a new spot with my woman voice and my day greatly improved. It's like the great and learned scholars of femininity here say, it's more about resonance than pitch.

Nothing is real

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>>7605988
lmao fk you xD

>>7605992
y you say you going to bed but then don't and dodge my attempt to help you. shakira pls

>>7605996
Nimonya?

>>7605996
Not into men(kekkkkk jk she's straight)

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>be invited to some music thing at a nice venue last night
>it's $20 at the door but figure I haven't been getting out enough lately y not lol
>it's some folk band called Two Steps on the Water
>don't really know anything about them

>be getting ready to go out and be struck with anxiety and dysphoria, curled up on the bed and sobbing like a bitch, feel like a fraud and like I should probably just walk into oncoming traffic
>girlfriend really wanted to go, she's already bought her own tickets online so she was gonna leave without me
>pull myself together for her sake, didn't want her walking around the city by herself at night

>finally get there, lil bit late but the band had only just started playing
>oh
>The lead singer is a stronk trans womyn raising funds for facial surgery
>great

so /mtfg/, is this what essential trannycore is?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTZOY7fk2-U

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>>7605998
gud taste fellow fujo

>>7605950

Why do they do it Zhe? ;_;

Nothing isn't real

>>7606014
woah

>>7606006
I wasn't dodging you I took sleeping pills and I had become ready for bed but as I said I had to go outside and by the time I returned it wore off. Maybe I may as well come back on skype
>>7606004
>>7606003
Why are you hugboxing me?

>>7606007
me on the left

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>>7606010
>not shipping kuroken

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>>7606016
No worries, I was just giving you a hard time. :)

>>7606012
I think someone payed them off! It's a conspiracy for sure. Who are you? is this sass with trip off.

who else calls me Zhe?

hmmmmmm its a conspiracy, are you benzos!?

I want a Jotaro body pillow

>>7606021
Are you at part 4 yet?

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>>7606015
<3
>>7606016
I'd hugg the fugg out of u
but yr voice honestly doesn't sound that bad.
It's progress
Keep at it

>>7606001
pee pee poo poo
you might have a uti or something senpai
>>7606007
>tfw want to be girl on the right
>>7606016
i mean it isn't that bad, it's just something to keep working at.

>>7605999
RIGHT

>>7606003
>>7606006
sorry you failed 2010's /mtfg/ history ;-;

>>7606008
wtf

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>>7606021
>tfw no gyro bodypillow

>>7606030
me too

>>7606016

>hugbox

Woman, do not insult me. I do not tell lies. Is it hugbox to say that you're not far off? Should I speak bluntly? Your voice is faggy enough to do a woman voice, you just need some adjustments. As I said: you're not far off.

>>7605992
you gotta try to talk in headvoice!

>>7606025
i ate an olive today

>>7606025
im sorry no i didn't that was a lie

>>7606039
aaaaaaaa
olives tastes nasty tho

>>7606009
i saw her fundraiser a while ago
i'd probably like that music if i were in the right mood desu

>>7606011
Some sort of infection maybe?

>>7606021
i want an isla body pillow ^>^

>>7606007
>>7606030

>tfw i am the girl on the right but have nobody to cook for but myself and solo hugs are dissatisfying

>>7606032

I would love a gyro the size of a bodypillow

>>7606045
:c

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How is everyone today?

>>7606047
can i cum on your tummy

>>7606053
No

>>7606050

Not drunk tonight! My packages came in and I now have an epilator. Shaved recently enough, though, that my leg hairs are too short to use it just yet. I am eager for the pain, I'm sure it will be exquisite.

>>7606057
please i need release

>>7606050
6/10
hbu?

>>7606032
>Gyro will never pound you raw for hours, finally smiling as he gives you big cums revealing his >GO!
>GO!
>ZEPPELI!
>grills

>>7606050
are you unfortunately enough to live in peru?
or just the name?

>>7606058
>tfw you use an epilator on your tummi and it rips the skin
i learned my lesson

only legs and arms ;-;

lauren
it's PANDORA#9929
oops

>>7606042
>help June Jones fix her face
uuuuuuuughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>7606020
I'm no one important enough to trip :) so don't worry ^_^

Well to me zhe seems an obvious pet name :3

Benzos are horrible way to go :'( One of mum's bfs used to shoot up Tamazepam and trip balls. It would always end up with him trying to "bash the faggot out of me"

Gone is the mind that benzos fail to sedate...

>>7606036
The voice guide doesn't even give any instructions on how to resonate in your head just "you gotta do it" and predictably I have no idea how to.
>>7606035
>>7606030
Whatever. I'm boymoding till I can afford voice surgery. Night.

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>>7606058
Make sure to keep it super duper clean else you're going to end up with a massive amount of ingrowns.

>>7606061
9/10
Cuddles are amazing

>>7606064
Just a name I live in Finland but moving to Australia next month.

Nobody tell her that surgery doesnt give you a girl voice

>>7606065

>rips the skin

Oh dear. Maybe I'll just keep shaving that after all. It'd be a bad idea to epilate the hair that sprouts around my nipples, right?

>>7606074

>tfw i will never be as delusional as shakira

nn u nn

Which is to say, night-night you negative nancy

>>7606076
>no cuddles
;_;

does anybody else waste their postiive moods worrying about how things are gonna get worse

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>>7606084
no

>>7605880
Doesnt change the fact that im manly as fuck looking and tall as shit ¯\_(シ)_/¯
I just gotta own up to it i guess

>>7605909
Huggu

>>7606081
I waited 6 months for these and it's totally worth it

>>7606084
yes...

>>7606084

every day

>>7606045
>nobody to cook for but myself
iktf
I just wanna cook a nice dinner for a boy, maybe some etouffee or bisque or something. Kinda dissatisfying just to do it for myself
>>7606050
p good
pretty quiet night

>>7606080
tweezer!

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>>7606090
opposites attract

>>7606088
I've never even held hands :c

>>7606078
from what I can tell surgery improves your voice if you've already made a good deal of progress, it doesn't just work by itself

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>>7606072
Awwh, well thanks anon. I was just making sure you were a stalker or anything. :)

<3

Yeah benzos are soooo fucking bad. I'm sorry you had to experience that too.

Hi thread

>>7606100
beepboop

>>7606074
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KaMJ9YvnUNw

maybe that'll help

>>7606095
Yeah it was my first time :B

>tfw accidentally gave lauren my old discord and she's offline now
:(

>>7606087
:3
how are you doing?

>>7606096
My point exactly

>first time with glass dildo thing
>my butt still feels weird
t-the buttplug was more convenient......

>>7606109
stop

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>when you know you're going to have a fight and none of your concerns are going to be addressed

>>7606103
Thank you. I really like this video. This guy is a good host/speaker.

>>7606109
good weird or bad weird

>>7606102
Boo boo bop?

>tfw no gf who wants to live in a three story town house, drive one of my three cars and tell their parents about me

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>>7606121
Wow what a shame

>>7606118
i might've pushed it a bit too far
idk
it's not really painful or anything, just an overall sensation that something is weird
i'll try again tomorrow, maybe >_>

>>7606111
w-why

>>7606109

Glass is nice. Easy to clean, unyielding, and transmits vibrations. Apply bullet to dildo and enjoy. It's a very different experience from silicone.

>>7606121
a-are you taking applications for gf

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>when you take off the corset after waist training and you waist is tight af

>>7606128
>apply bullet to dildo and enjoy
w-what

>>7606127
loose butthole

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>>7606121
I volunteer so hard.

>>7606132

Bullet vibrator

>>7606121
so do you have three of everything or

>>7606137

not girlfriends

>>7606134
it's not thicker than a regular dick would be!

>>7606136
o-oh, that's what i guessed
that sounds fun desu :x

>>7606137
I was thinking that too.

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>tfw you look this good
:>c

>>7606094
With a reference point of the Sun, Neptune is currently opposite of the Virgo constellation on the celestial plane, which is my astrological sign. Does this mean i am attracted to myself?

(am i funny yet??)

>>7606105
I am about to go out and have dinner with a friend because i'm too lazy to make something at home...
Its alright though

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>no cute girl to cook for and snuggle up for the cold night

>>7606137
>Not having three holes to stuff cocks in
Are you even trutrans

>>7606137
Yes to testicles
And maids
>>7606126
>every time beep flirts a bit with you, you get super anxious and your heart races

X.x

>>7606117
no problem!

>>7606119
beep? BOO BOO BOP!

>>7606145
Poor pug! ;~;

>>7606143
rip
where you going to eat?
and i thought you said you were broke!

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>tfw ywn be a butterfly in space

>>7606121
>tfw no gf
me relatability to this feel ended there
>>7606146
are you me?
>>7606145
Pugs are best dogs desu i had a stuffed animal pug as a kid and i loved it

>>7606147
Oh remind me the only thing I don't have three of, thanks ;-;
>>7606146
I know. I made a sandwich because she won't come over and let me cook, she wants to go eat fast food and lay in her small room alone

Also cold

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>>7606147
Sass I just tried the mango thing <3
Twas yummi
How's yr day?
>>7606143
sometimes <3

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GET WELL SOON ASH

>>7606150
where do you keep the third one?
inside you at all times?
or just hanging around like the others
or hidden in a closet somewhere?

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>>7606157
>>7606156
it's all I really want out of life

>>7606145
pupper

Wanting a girlfriend is unacceptable homosexual behavior

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>>7606156
I have the opposite opinion on them. They are unhealthy and are bred into deformation. They have the worst personalities too ime.

>>7606146
>tfw no cute girl to wake up snuggled against, kiss her on the forehead and quietly slip out of bed to make her breakfast, then wake her up by straddling her and gently kissing all over her face and neck

>>7606165
im. gay

>>7606162
>hidden in the closet somewhere
Story of my life
>>7606163
Same

>>7606165
fuck off normie

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>>7606167
oh gosh

>>7606171
please do not bully my friend elanna

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Sometimes a pug's eyes will start popping out and the parent has to push it back in gently or take it to the vet.

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>>7606165
I just want one though, what can one hurt>>7606167

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>>7606165
it's not gay it's reverse-straight!!

>>7606175
sorry :(

>>7606176
i want to see it but I don't think I should
should i look it up

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>>7606165
sorry

>>7606166

Correct, the existence of pugs is animal cruelty and nobody should breed them. What is good dog, do you think? I like poodles. They are smart and have curly hair and black hateful souls just like me

>>7606169
Me 2

>>7606171
I'm no normie

>>7606179
Thems some gymnastics them are

>>7606186
yuri is the purest form of love

>>7606185
>when eugenics but they did it the wrong way

>>7606175
*bullies*

>>7606159
That's Ash? Huh.
Why do you have her pic?

Someone came out as trans at work today. As far as I can tell, no one reacted badly.

I don't feel so alone anymore.

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>>7606184
It's ok
You can kiss girls and hold hands with them and it's not gay if you say no homo

>>7606188
I-its impure!

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>>7606182
no it's just gross anyways
>>7606185
10/10 taste!
Poodles are my favorite too!
I also love how french bulldogs act but they are almost as bad as pugs so I wouldn't buy one from a breeder. I used to work at a dog daycare and I always thought it was entertaining how much the poodles would form games to fuck with other dogs. If there was a giant bully, this one poodle jackson would nip it's hind legs repeatedly. Jackson was too fast to catch usually though. I love poodles.

>>7606159
please don't post her pictures

>>7606186
that's just what a queer would say

>>7606155
He is paying for me >~>
And idk somewhere cheap, maybe a local pizza place lol
>>7606163
It is pretty great desu
Some day Eva.
>>7606158
*puts on resume* "sometimes funny"
Surely this was the missing link.
>>7606166
I know and it makes me really sad because they are adorable as fuck but i hate that people selectively breed them till they cant breathe right just to look flatter faced because when they are normal and not super squished faced then they can be really cute. They didnt always used to be so squished faced... and also i like the fur pattern
An idk my aunt had a pug and it was like the best dog i'd ever seen behavior-wise, i've seen other good ones too.

it wasn't as bad as i expected

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>>7606194
that's good advice
>>7606197
I hope so

>>7606176
I'm not even a dog person, but I think it's ridiculous that people breed such genetic aberrations for domestic ownership.

>>7606204
>tfw you're a dogperson
ill never pass with this snout :(

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>>7606197
one time i asked out loud who god was and my friend's pug turned around and winked at me when I was on mushrooms.
That pug really liked things up it's butt. It would sit on yr finger if you were pointing. It also sat on the bowl piece of a bong once.
>>7606204
it's retarded

>>7606204
yeah i feel kind of bad whenever someone says they have a pug

>>7606025
yes
>>7606032
that too
>>7606044
woah why

>>7606195

My lonely old grandmother has a mini doodle. He's smart as a whip but since grandpapa died and her health declined he's now literally as fat as a full sized lab. It's very sad. He was such a beautiful dog, but now he's a pile of chub that can hardly walk. He's only 8, but I don't think there's much that can be done for him...

>>7606106
*thumbs up*

*cries inside*

>>7606182
Just did

DO NOT

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>>7606208
me on the top right

i dont really like butter but i mdae a roux for my mom and i for steak and i feel rlly sick

>>7606210
cuz i looked jotaro up and he looks too bumpy

>>7606167
How would that work tho? I do the same thing, it'd be awkward to be making two breakfasts at the same time

>>7606185
>>7606211

Ah, I was wondering what that sound was. My trip dropped. Somebody make sure I don't drop trip to post on /ck/ again

>>7606219
no but its a printout on a pillow

>>7606167
i need this

>>7606098

Yes. They are evil. Almost as bad as opiates and meth imo. I'm sorry you lost your mum to them... I'm currently loosing my mum to meth, and she lives a thousand KMs away and I can't do much about it though I have tried ;_; it's getting super depressing...

Of course I am a creepy stalker ;) I would trip but so many people on here are hostile AF. Im a lovely person, but I'm extremely fragile. I can't take all the testosterone that flys around here between trips. Doesn't seem worth the emotional distress. As anon I can just fuck off and be forgotten about.

I mean we have talked before... You were telling me all about how you were teaching someone music theory and that you know how to play lots of instruments, but that you mainly play piano. You seem like a lovely and intelligent person :3

Compared to you and others I have very little to offer. So why bother right? :)

I'll just keep on trying to be nice. Maybe I ought to pretend like I haven't interacted with people before. Might stop some of the spooking ;) after all, all I want to do is try to uplift people where I think I can... Often that means sharing similar experiences to remind people they aren't alone out there. We all struggle. We all suffer.

Anyways, I better get back to work or the boss will get shitty that I've been on my phone all day ^_^!

>>7606225
o

is it alive

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>>7606216
<3
>>7606217
it's because yr made of meat and yr body doesn't want to eat meat you fool

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LET ME NURSE YOU BACK TO HEALTH WITH MY LOVE

>>7606231
don't be mean anon!

>>7606231
you are creepy

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I ate way too much. Why does lamb have to be so tasty?

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>>7606186
I don't mean to alarm you, but I may not be a cishet male

>>7606208
Wtf
Maybe its the anal god pug
Idk they are really cute and fun but I'd never get one because I get really sad any time I think how fucked they are.

>>7606238
Meant to reply to
>>7606196

>>7606231
creepy.
>>7606229
no
>>7606230
no its the butter.
large amounts of butter.
it makes me ill sometimes
my body loves meat.

>>7606194
opinions like this are why you will forever struggle to distinguish yourself from a normie :c

>>7606197
oh, nice :3
i have a guy friend who does stuff like that sometimes
i don't really liek him but he always tries to buddy up with me

>>7606244
what's the point of having a pillow person if they're not alive to pat you on the head

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>>7606235
One time I was tricked into eating lamb
>>7606239
i like pug root beer but borks is the best
>>7606244
no it's the meat because yr a little girl and yr not supposed to eat like a fucking carnivorous big cat

>>7606243
you've changed brolanna..

all those brewskis...what were they even for?

>>7606248
I eat veggies and meat and starch and all different stuff!
Omnivore!!!!
>>7606246
to hold in your arms and in between your legs

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>>7606238
im a normal cishet male I just dress act and think female as an ironic meme

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>>7606246
I love u nim

>>7606248
happi cat

>>7606251
>and in between your legs
L E W D

>>7606255
yeah

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>>7606250
I don't mean to alarm you, but brolanna might have made a habit of flirting with you.

>>7606252
Cool what's that like?

>>7606245
All the normie girls I knew liked to kiss girls..

ok lowkey theory guys
isla is a pillow princess
i'm going to need anonymous anecdotal evidence to back my theory up

>>7606253
ily juni

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>>7606248

>pug root beer but borks is the best

>>7606258
:^D LOL

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i like emi
>>7606259
Pillow and plushie >~<

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>>7606238
I wanna get an orchi and rubb balls I heard it feels good

>>7606170
>tfw got lost in the closet maze

>>7606258
LOOK AT THIS DUDE

>>7606231
Hey stalker anon guess your plan to frame her was unfoiled because you forgot to post with her filenames. (:

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>>7606257
it's pretty great I cant wait to ironically meet my husband/wife and ironically marry them and have ironic kids and die ironically by eachother's side

>>7606257
you mean they weren't just tossing me a cold one to keep it real? ;-;

>>7606258
>(kin)

>>7606248
>One time I was tricked into eating lamb
I was tricked into eating zucchini once. They told me it was cucumber. I legit gagged :(

>>7606258
literally who

>>7606258
fuck you fag she just came out you can't do electro and ffs and finish hrt effects in a week

>>7606258
how to trans
step 1: go full time

>>7606257
ok
then go give a normie kiss to a girl right now to provei t!!!!!

>>7606266
c o n f i r m e d

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>>7606276
>gagged on a dickfruit

>>7606266
i like isla ^^

gimme some of your plush okay?

>>7606280
why is she fulltime if she hasn't done those things

>>7606232
>>7606233
>>7606244

Stalker anon goofed, I bet it was the person with the whole conspiracy of trying to frame her that is actually him.

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>>7606276
zucchini is pretty good

>>7606287
cause she's rich in a liberal area or some shit idk

>>7606283
are you okay

>>7606248
>i like pug root beer but borks is the best
S A M E desu

>>7606283
uh oh
*injects hugg*

>>7606270
>>7606289
DUH only retarded autists would believe that whole ash bullshit
my money is it was Kayla

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>>7606267
Idk I assume it feels a bit like when you have scrotes rubbing?
I wonder what scissoring is like.

>>7606273
That's unironically fucking awesome

>>7606274
No they wanted to trick u into being gay

>>7606282
OK I'll kiss my gf (male)

>>7606287
Some people have guts

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>>7606294
>>7606299
I'm just getting all >///< again

>>7606300
>>7606289
>>7606270
stop the samefaggnig

>>7606303
*injects you with estrogen*

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balzac house

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>>7606302
>tfw crying under the bleachers while brolanna goes to prom with the head cheerleader

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benis

>>7606276
zucchini is rlly good though, especially zucchini soup

>>7606284
>gagged on a dickfruit
I have a really sensitive gag reflex :(
I'd make a terrible gf

>>7606290
>zucchini is pretty good
I've always hated it; idk why. I love zucchini bread but that's it.

>>7606302
>I wonder what scissoring is like.
wow super gay..

kind of unrelated but do you know what process I need to go through to get an orchi in alberta?

is it gay to want to scissor penises with a cute girl

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mommy

>>7606315
i think there are multiple reasons youd make a bad gf

>>7606320
pat drake with all four limbs

>>7606317
its an abstract kind of gay

>>7606310
balzac is a town kind of near me my brother and dad drive through it sometimes

>>7606305
Hi stalker anon, who will be your next victim?

>>7606324
want to try

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would I be good gf?

>>7606330
patpatpatpat

>>7606329
not really no I would rather do sex with a man I think

>>7606330
pAT

>>7606322
hair pls
my hair is for petting

>>7606330
P A T
A
T

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>>7606337
>>7606335
>>7606332
what is going on?

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>>7606320
Harsh :(

>>7606338
patcopolyse

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>>7606311
You are the head cheerleader

>>7606316
When I went through there was a single gatekeeper that could approve SRS and orchi but that might have changed
They were based out of Edmonton. Are you seeing a shrink right now?

>>7606334
oh.... okay.

>>7606341
so I wouldn't then ;_;

>>7606342
o-oh right, i forgot!

*slow 80s synth starts playing*
*credits roll*

>>7606159
>>7606231
Fuck off creeper. The last thing she needs is to worry about some obsessed stalker while she's in recovery.

>>7606311
It's okay, nim, we can have a morp in the basement.

>>7606342
I think there is another guy in calgary who can do it now but the wait to see him is like 16 months

I was seeing one before and they referred me to an endo but I am not seeing one currently

>nipples ache
>can't stop eating
>no energy

>>7606357

That's E for you

>>7606350
yeah, but like, who would want a seemingly unattractive dork with glasses like me?

*sprays hair with massive amounts of hairspray*