mtfg

I'll be nice in this one
I was only joking btw

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xth for I want to cut off my legs

http://is2.4chan.org/gif/1484730116756.webm

>tfw strong waves of dysphoria hit you.

>>7602014
Hello me from yesterday :(

what happened?

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you will never teach little Gwyn to play the piano
or call him Gwyndolyn when you're serious.

I need to stop thinking about this

>>7602016
what happened where?

>tfw life is a mess and no idea how to make anything of it
mandatory suicide for chronic fuckups when

>tfw you hate transpeople

How come there's a new thread?

>>7602017
snickerdoodle in a communist hat

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I'm sorry
this is what i do irl too
it's a big problem for me
Women can know about engines and motorcycles. I don't believe in what I was saying. I'm sorry for calling you hon tier. I'm sorry for saying mean things.
>>7602018
My apologies madam

>>7602016
to what?

>>7602022
What's wrong with being transphobe

WHY DOES MY DICK BURN SO MUCH AFTER I CUM WHY WHY WHY MAKE IT STOP

>>7602028
it's not good to hate other people just for what they are

>>7602029
see a doctor please

>>7602031
I don't hate them I just find a certain type of trans person really annoying

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My friend (who is in love with me) and I masturbated in front of each other. We resorted to this to avoid breaking my bf's boundaries about us, which I want to respect, but I still felt apprehensive about telling him. He wound up taking it very well and very calmly stated that he'd have to realistically consider the possibility of my friend and I having sex, and while I told him that such a consideration still seems really far down the line, I don't think he's necessarily wrong. I would enjoy having sex with her, but I'm really not thinking about it that hard. I just have a ridiculous sex drive, so cuddling can get intense, especially if my friend is reciprocating. My bf was so calm, which is good. Both of them are reassured about everything. But I still feel like a garbage human being. I know I'm fucked in the head with depression and anxiety, but seriously, what is wrong with me?

does this sound like i'm pretending to have dysphoria? what should i do to sound more believable:

I'll be going around my normal day with, like, my conventional, working sense of self going on but then if I'm in the shower or looking at a reflection for long enough to see, like, the angles move, I get really distracted and can't think straight and also feel gross and bad about myself.

how am I going? anything i should add if i'm to convince the psychiatrist i have dysphoria?

>>7602029
Do you pee right after? Cause if I'm dehydrated,cum and then pee my dick stings for a while.

>>7602036
severe genital dysphoria from early youth into adulthood or yr current age

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>>7602034
What do you mean

>>7602036
'pretending to have dysphoria' is it's own kind of dysphoria

>>7602040
The ones that get offended if you don't find them attractive then call you a transphob(majority of what I run into irl).

>>7602040
>favorisieren
is this actually a word

>>7602044
english would be like 'favouritise'

so why'd the last one get deleted? the fuck

>>7602026
it's ok but now you have to write fifty letters to your local representatives urging them to support transgender rights

>>7602035
some guys like the idea of their girlfriends fucking other girls?
it's not uncommon, especially if you're bisexual, you're going to have sexual tastes that just one person can't sate

>>7602036
munchausens as fuck

>>7602038
Like I felt I implied that with the shower thing? How else would I elaborate it? Would something like this work:

I look at my body and very specifically my genitals, when I'm in that working sense of self state, and I sort of shape-error and feel taken out of myself; which as before just results in frayed mood and like thoughts etc.

>>7602042
They are retards
>>7602044
Like, favorisieren und den link deiner Oma per Post schicken!
Yes it is.

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>tfw you've given up on the idea of passing.
>tfw you're just gonna take hrt to avoid killing yourself.

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Should I get back with my ex?

>>7602041
What kind?

>>7602056
were they nice to you or mean to you?

>>>/gif/9927886

feels

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>>7602051
It feels like an organ that should be inside yr body is hanging outside in a sack. It's painful and the pain echoes throughout every sensation that causes you to remember it's existence.
>>7602048

>>7602048
A lot of people find the idea of their so being with someone else attractive but when the actual deed is done it can ruin a relationship. It's human nature to be biased, you can't love two things equally. Either their SO gets jealous and demands that the friend never be allowed in their life again or they fall in love with their friend and leave their bf.

>>7602058
like if you are pretending to be trans so that you can transition
that is a fucking massive red flag that you are actually trans, but you are just in really deep denial

>>7602062
i like kisses they feel like love

>>7602048
He doesn't like that idea. He's got a jealous streak and it took a lot of work to get to this point. He's nominally poly (I don't really know what I am), so he acknowledges that his jealousy is somewhat hypocritical, but he's been working to get over it because ending my relationship with the girl would be awkward and guilt-inducing at this point. I do have sexual needs of which she can take care and he can't, but he has a lot more compatibility with me in that regard. This is more about making sure I keep balance so he doesn't get pissed at me.

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>that heartbreaking feeling you get when you remember that you will never be able to experience what its like to become pregnant and have your own babies

>>7602061
both
mostly nice

>>7602067
gosh i want to feel like love

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Do you think if I cut my ballsack and showed my doctor the scars they would give me an immediate orchiectomy?

take a moment to appreciate that your gt isn't burning right now

>>7602071
did you break up because they did something mean to you? why do they want to get back together?

>>7602072
kissus u*

>>7602074
Just cut a bit deeper and diy

im noided

>>7602076
um...he had some poor behaviors and like...issues
but he's working on them now and talking to him again is really good.

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>>7602078
I want to
I really want to
>>7602079
ok

>>7602068
yeah, i dunno senpai
it's a tough situation
one reason i don't want to get into a mono relationship is i'm really afraid something like that will happen to me and i'll end up breaking another heart
i really want to love but i'm scared to hurt someone

>>7602065
How am I in denial about being trans if I'm literally saying out loud that I'm trans and planning a transition?

>>7602063
See but this sounds so fkn hyperbolical; if I felt pain every time I felt my balls against my thigh and the pain evolved into a negative emotional component, how would I be capable of living an even nearly normal life? I'd be an invalid. I do actually have dysphoria but it's mild af and I'm not sure what's consistent with dysphoria and what's just, like, a reminder of the fact I want to transition. Like if it gets cold and I feel my peen shrivel, I'll think something like 'can't wait to cut this thing off' but it feels more like that's just a thought based in a decision - moreso than something I'm helpless but to feel.

>>7602081
juni that picture spooked me

>>7602084
a transperson would admit it completely
they wouldn't be convinced that they were 'faking it'

>>7602080
sounds like it has potential, i'd say go for it

i don't have any experience with relationships though, so i don't know if that's good advice

>>7602082
Are you poly or just not serious with anyone atm?

>>7602069
nope, never bothered me
never lost to cock either

>>7602074
absolutely not
they don't cut healthy bits out of people for no reason

if your testicles were cancerous or suffered torsion, then they might remove them

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>>7602084
eggzadjerate
>>7602086
sorry
it's ok because it's not real
don't be spooked lil one

>>7602096
oh

Does no one here understand DIY orchi?
You inject some mixture into your balls and it calcifies then you go to your doc and on an xray it looks like a tumor so they remove them.

what if I microwave my balls to get cancer and orchi like 8n that episode of South Park

i was trying to sleep but my migraine came back

>>7602100
they do examine tumors once they've been removed
you're liable to be sectioned

>>7602102
I love you Isla I hope you are a happy girl soon
>>7602100
no
you slice open the membrane and take out the teste and feed it to yr wife's boyfriend while they fuck on top of your body as you bleed to death

>tfw too spooked to sleep

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I hate short people.

how do i get kisses as a shy and anxious person

>>7602091
i'm not in a relationship right now
had a boyfriend but i lost all attraction to men

i don't want to break someone's heart because i can't be satisfied with a single relationship :/
but i don't want some watered down open relationship, i want a real relationship

>>7602087
Admit what completely?

Included in the things I've admitted:
>I want my dick gone, and have done consistently since chilud
>I feel that I'm a woman rather than a man
>I want to transition
>I have dysphoria, albeit mild

I guess what I want to do is to pretend to have extreme dysphoria, because I'm in a location where you have to go through a series of interviews over several months, present as your preferred gender etc. before you're even allowed hormones. And by making my case urgent I can save myself multiple months.

>>7602108
;~;

>>7602104
Yeah but at least you got your balls removed. They refuse to do it otherwise usually, unless your psych signs off on you actually being trans or some shit

>>7602106
I'm sorry

>>7602108
>mfw people actually want to be short
it's not all it's cracked up to be

you have to eat less to stay skinny and statistically speaking, you learn less and occupy fewer high-paid jobs

>>7602114
hugg

>>7602112
Should've thought about that before you were short.

>>7602115
beats being a tall freak.

>>7602113
so just see a psyche
it's better than being permanently labelled as mentally unstable, that's going to bar you from a lot of things, including adoption

>>7602105
thanks juni!!

>>7602118
i honestly wish i was taller because i have a really wide build
tall and skinny > short and wide

>>7602108
tfw 5'4

>>7602123
Tfw 5'11"""

>>7602115
Yeah but being 6ft tall as a woman gets you no benefits over being 5'8 since that is already considered tall for women in most places
I'd kill to be 5'8

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>>7602124

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>>7602117
hugg(ultimate)
I'll protect you in yr dreams tonight
>>7602120
sure thing u
>>7602124
HI neighbor

>>7602122
I wish I was shorter because I'd be less whide.

>>7602123
Into the gas chamber you go.

>>7602118
I didn't chose to be 5'3
I was just premature
and from a short family

>>7602115
>statistically speaking, you learn less and occupy fewer high-paid jobs
I'm fairly sure all the data w/r/t these sorts of things goes in the fucking canal when you become a tranny.

>>7602086
>that picture spooked me
It's a spooky kind of scene!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSICJJq86ic

>>7602119
Obv. I'm not advocating it by any means, I'm just explaining it to others in the event they have no other option. It's pretty rare nowadays but it used to be the only way

>>7602127
hugg
thank you
>>7602131
pls no spooky scenes

>>7602127
Hey juni, how've you been

>>7602129
I didn't choose to be tall either, ultimately there needs to be a final solution to short problem.

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>>7602128
Try to kill me faggot.

I can't sleep :<
Someone send me cuddles and love pls

>>7602139
I'll make sure Trump sends you back to Russia where Putin gasses you in the name of the Motherland.

>>7602141
ok
MWAAAA!
that was a kiss, which is a metaphor for love
and now for the best part!
-cuddles-

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>>7602141
Luv

>>7602141
cudd
lovv

>>7602141
oh I forgot the cuddles
*snugg

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What you think about the matrix brothers both transitioning

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>>7602142
Putin would fuck me desu

end me
>>7602127
^^

>>7602149
last I checked Putin isn't a pedophile.

>>7602151
I thought all world leaders were?

>>7602153
Bill Clinton isn't president.

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>>7602148
took the blue pill

>>7602155
But Merkel is Bundeskanzler

I just need confirmation - is my pretend dysphoria convincing?

>I'm chilling out, being myself, feeling myself be myself a little bit if I'm around the place in loose enough clothing and/or gril clothes at all - although this also happens if I'm in like very tight or masculine clothing (just the feeling of being in it can be distressing) - and then, like, if I encounter something, like an impression of my shoulders due to hunching forward or my genitals very much so (it's like having something that's not where it should be; like there should be an internality there where there's the opposite) or my reflection if I look at it until I see the angles move at all, I feel sort of ~moved~ out of the sort of one-for-one map you feel of your identity with your body, and there's a feeling shape-error that thought-wise is very distracting and annoying. It happens for internal monologue and voice too except without being able to talk about shapes that's much harder to describe. That's the sort of symptoms-type feelings I get.

If I said this, would they get me straight on the HRT?

>>7602158
Is she a pedo?

>>7602148
I'm so jealous of everyone who doesn't have a hugeass adam's apple.

>>7602159
wat

>>7602161
trachea shaves seem like the easiest surgery to get
things can get better anon

>>7602162
It doesn't need to be eloquent. It just needs to fill out their checklist.

>>7602156
Holy fucking shit

>>7602156
>tfw hrt cured me of /pol/

>>7602143
S-so much enthusiasm >~>
I feel unworthy of such energy
>>7602146
Snugg u
>>7602144
>>7602147
>tfw snickerdoo snuggers u

I want to cuddle puddle all of (You) ^.^

>>7602160
She's from the DDR which literally means Dicking Dem Rugrats

>>7602141
i am known to cuddle anything cute

>>7602168
neptune is my little girl uwu

>>7602168
that's me! Snuggerdoo!

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>>7602134
>pls no spooky scenes
Kay.
Have something cute and happy instead!

Hello how to get in a lewd mood

>>7602177
bicalutamide and gay porn

>>7602179
I don't like porn
And I mean RIGHT NOW

>>7602180
>I don't like porn
what the fuck dude
drink a tiny bit? that gets me horny, i dunno

lewd mewd

>>7602170
Well looks like you'll have to find someone else then :/
I'm not cute but I can act like it if that's good enough

>>7602172
o-oh >~<
Will you be my momma?

>>7602173
Snugger(You)
Sometimes I miss writing you stories.
I never write anything anymore :/

snuggie wuggie

>>7602188
aw
:c

>>7602188
maybe
if you want me to be :3

>tfw gonna be at frangi's 2 hours later
I'm gonna cry

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>tfw want to be a lil girl but also want to be a momma
I need to find someone who's also a switch but slightly more dominant than me but not too much and also likes all-over kisses and full body snuggles and lives in my area
Too bad that's gonna be super rare shrug sadface kms senpai

>>7602217
just get rich so you can sugar mommy me ;^)

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>tfw wake up to your gf looking at you and she gives you a kissu on your cheek and says good morning
aaaaaaaaaaa

>>7602217
I need this

>>7602227
need this too

>>7602227
I did this once and she didn't like it because it tickled her :/

>>7602243
tickle me

>>7602246
N-no
You tickle me
I like it >~>

>>7602249
What if we tickled each other?

>>7602250
I don't think I'd have the composure to tickle some one while being tickled desu

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>tfw the therapist asks if i have a partner

>>7602258
Is Myrthe your name now Frangi? Thank you for not choosing Edith.

>>7602259
Yes it is c:
You're very welcome, it didn't feel right to have the same name as someone else (on here)

>>7602109

Kiss other shy and anxious people. They're a dime a dozen on /r9k/. Be all "H-h-h-hey Aaanon, d-d-do y-you want to k-k-kisss?"

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>>7602258

I'm a good girl and I will be a good wife

>>7602260
I hope that isn't the only reason, but thank you - Myrthe is perfect for you

>>7602261
hi anon

>>7602260
>it didn't feel right to have the same name as someone else (on here)
iktf
i never really 'settled' on amber rose, but i definitely didn't want a stereotypical tranny name, which contributed a lot to me picking something else

I want to be an anime character or I'll burn down a hospital

>>7602268
your name is Jessica ok

>>7602271
Don't

>>7602272
fine its Marissa

>>7602271
i'm trying to pick between mirielle and penelope

>>7602275
>penelope
No

>>7602275
Kandi Karrera
(the i in kandi is dotted with a heart)

>>7602276
why not
it's pretty

>>7602274
I know what her name should be but I'm not going to say because I'm keeping it for my middle name.

>>7602280
ok
what is it
butter me up, scotty

>>7602279
*nibbles your ear*

>>7602275
Are you a Greek princess surrounded by fuccbois, awaiting your Odysseus - your true love?

>>7602283
OwO
what in jesus mother of fuck's name is this?!!??!?!

>>7602279
It's trashy

>>7602281
Antoinette

(Not really but I'm not going to tell you bc it's my middle name.)

>>7602285
*runs fingers down your body*

>>7602284
i'm waiting for someone but it's definitely not a he

>>7602286
penelope
penny!

mirielle is nice too though
decisions, decisions...

>>7602290
Mirielle is nice
But if you think Penelope is better then go for that obviously

Okay I'm gonna go get my train and visit Frangipants <3

Byebye cucks

>>7602263
<3

>>7602289
OWO anon what the fuck are you doing?!!?!??!

>>7602288
why would you tease me like this :(

>>7602291
yeah it's a hard choice
penny seems more girlish, but miri is a lady's name
idk if i'm proper enough for it :(

bye

>>7602293
GOODBYE ALREADY

>>7602293
SOMEONE'S GETTING PREGNANT TONIGHT

>>7602296
*licks your nipples*

>>7602305
anon....... you're so lewd ;_;
w-what are you doing.......

>>7602301
reeeee

>>7602307
*pins you down*

>>7602313
i-i never consented to this.....

>>7602314
*kisses you all over your body*

>>7602316
anon this is pure nonconsentual kissing ;w;

>>7602317
*headpats*

>>7602320
w-why'd you stop

I was at work today and I was ringing up this ladies items and one of them was a dress. Then she started talking to me about it that she thought it was an odd cut but it's really nice on.

Does she think I'm a gay man?

>>7602266

Hello, Anonette~

God i fucking hate my job, just fuck my shit up senpai

>>7602326
same, but replace "job" with "life"

>>7602330
Well that too. Can't help but feel like if i just quit and went fulltime at a new job that my quality if life would surge tenfold

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HEY
HOW ARE YOU MTFG
I BOUGHT 1.5 LITRES OF PEACH ICE TEA

tfw you will never reach third base with anon

>>7602336
I was worried it'd make you dysphoric

>>7602333
that woman has large breasts

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Holy shit. I haven't been here in at least 3 months, probably closer to 6. Has the tripcode craze finally died? I see like 2 new people, a plethora (finally) of anonymous, and a few autistic lifers.

Hows the memes going everyone?

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what am I doing

>>7602340
All the good trips left. There seem to be more anons which is nice.
Pretty much every trip is gonna be new to you if you stick around til after euro hours.
And they're all awful

>>7602338
no...
i-i'm on bica specifically so my peener doesn't die ;_;

>>7602340
it's almost always tripcodes
/tgg/ is anon only

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>>7602148
I think they need to start writing full blown porn, or better scripts. You don't get both. Sense 8 sucks.

>>7602340
great memes, quality content, I love it.

>>7602345
*stares deeply into your eyes and succs*

can we not make a new general that's exclusively ERPing

>>7602351
its a social experiment

>>7602348
:3
anon is a cute girl <3

real buddi hours who up

>>7602340

>a plethora (finally) of anonymous
A few of us anons are chasers.

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>>7602344
Yeah, I left because of the seasonal (end of fall back to school and start of semester and everything around you in nature) bullying, false flagging, rumors, aggressive slam posting, witch hunts and on the other front autistic bubble dwelling roll playing kids who very suspiciously punctuate their posting with pseudo anonymous flame postings.

It was as bad as the Trump supporters waring on reddit, or the gender queer natal borns memeing about rape on Tumblr. Only we got the doxxing and witch hunting and shame bullying.


About the time red left I left I think two weeks after when she who shall not be named drama erupted and people starting getting doxxed.

Remember girls, this is 4chan and people exist out there that are more than just sinful. They're PURE EVIL.

Also I was addicted, like 15 hours a day somedays just having panic attacks, developing schizoid tendencies and generally behaving like a manic nut job.

I was no happier back on reddit, that is especially clear now posting here.

I can call people niggers here, especially when they don't deserve it.

I am sorry I cannot stay.

>>7602340
I tried tripping but I don't have enough of a personality to carry any weight.

And I'm not into pretending to be an anime character and role playing.

so why are all the naziposters straight

REALLY MAKES YOU THINK

>>7602364

Nazis are basically cowards. Unless they have 6 against you, they'll probably run. If not, just throat punch them.

>>7602358
what are chasers even doing here? it's very unlikely you'll find anybody on here.

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So why are all the commieposters cute

REALLY MAKES YOU THINK

>>7602367
Nah fuck it. Sign me up. How do I contact you people?

>>7602366
acquaint their face to the pavement

>>7602367
the fact that they continue to post here just nails in their undesirability

>>7602366
should just dump the male socialization and move on to the purest form of love desu

>>7602360
I remember you. Something about your image and writing style is familiar.

I always liked you, look after yourself.

>>7602367
>what are chasers even doing here?
Can't speak for everyone else, but I come here because I'm a loser and like to chat, and also to save everyone's pictures.

>>7602374
killing fascists is feminine and fun!

>>7602368
favorite comrade snicksnick

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Since becoming a tranny all my dreams have come true. I am actually going on tour as a famous female DJ with grimes next month (read also: shut in male living at parents at age 25 and making shit up on the Internet)

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so this is a sad end to the night
my friend is
suicidal
and very at risk of doing something
and i cant help
im trying but
i cant

>>7602377
agreed

>>7602381
:c
i'm sorry, that sucks
sometimes you just can't be reasoned with, when you're super depressed

>>7602370
>How do I contact you people?
pretty much not at all? this is 4chan so people are wary of others and even if you hit it off with someone chances are high they live on another continent. so what's the point?
>>7602376
fair point.

>>7602368
You're the only commieposter. Your statement is still true, though.

>tfw addicted to flirting and erp

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Everyone on the internet/dating apps is weird and creepy. Where to find dick irl without getting murdered?

>>7602368
I think Nazis are cutest.

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>>7602393
time to get re-educated

Hello 2 stops till I am at frangi's place
40 minutes uwu

>>7602388

Same, but I don't do it on fucking 4chan.

>>7602301
W-wow anon that's not true!

>>7602406
Don't care chaser

Sexing blue-tongued skinks (Tiliqua spp.) can be terribly frustrating, but it is really not that difficult if you know what to look for. Most of us have heard the basic tips and tricks: Males often have a larger and more triangular head, a thicker tail base, slimmer sides and a huskier throat than females. You may also have heard that males tend to have orange and more brightly colored eyes, whereas females are browner.

>>7602409
i do

wow i have never seen this thread this dead before

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/a/ is a bunch of beta max boys. Can some bad bitch here give me something worth a damn? Sakura Trick was fantastic for being stoned, ghost in the Shell is my natural state of entropy, darker than black was full of good writing, and desert punk satisfied something inside me I didn't know Japanese offered - similar to samurai shamploo.

>>7602420
paranoia agent

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>>7602420
yo
watch ping pong the animation
trust me

>>7602408
heyp big spoon!
>>7602414
bonjour petite cuillère!

>>7602396
I approve of this camarade's statement.
Education is the only correct way to oppose fascism.

>>7602392
Craigslist?

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>tfw Sass is posting on a dead thread

>>7602443
hi sass
i became a feminism
want to make out

>>7602445
I'd make out with you even if you were Anarcho Capitalist. :3

take me away to your island paradise first tho.

>>7602448
>anarcho capitalist
disgusting
we can't be friend, sorry

>>7602450
lol I'm not anarcho capitalist dork, I said that I'd make out with you even if YOU were anarcho capitalist.

i don't get how you wouldn't take this as a compliment. baka

>>7602457
i-i misread that
i'm sorry ;_;

still, dating an anarchocapitalist is a pretty big red flag
want to rent a love shack in hawaiian acres

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLp7VwnHnVQ

>tfw zen

>>7602462
I'm really attracted to you can we fuck

>>7602472
r-really?
i dunno it depends on how male you are
if you're a femboy i could bend you over, i guess
otherwise no go

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I am planning to start a blog called "Living the meme" (somehow I think it's probably already been taken in the last decade haha) and go around wearing a Trump hat to a gender studies class on campus. But with ears. That's very important.

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today is the day

>tfw

http://clyp.it/kok4jaux

I feel like I might be trans but I also feel like I'm faking it cause my dysphoria isnt that severe. what do?????

>>7602478
Bend me mommy

>>7602487
welp
guess we're doing this the hard way

Reminder you're all beautiful and I adore you all.

>>7602484
are you trying to upset me

>>7602481
ditch the male socialization and become trutrans

>>7602484
v. nice voice
perfect british girl

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>>7602481
Why would you do this? Who wants this attention? I knew an FTM who walked around canvas with a peice of notebook paper scotch taped to his chest that read, "America has voted that my life doesn't matter" after the election, and I just dont get it.
You want the attention of being a freak? I try to pass and lay low, live the most normal life I can.

Good morning girls.

Another lazer session for me today! Kinda sucks though cause I gotta drive 1.5 hours to get there.

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>>7602482
We correct the course of human history!

>>7602462
yus Hawaii sounds nice! :3

>>7602497
Some trannies are retarded and what to be visible

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hi im here now

>>7602482
good luck

>>7602500
Oh great, Spartan is back

>>7602501
i'll ride you rough like our gravel roads ;^)

>>7602502
i think it's stages of female acceptance
like, i was "i'm a boy but i can pretend" at first, when i was still /pol/
then "transwomen are a type of women"
now i'm going full "trans = cis" tumblrdyke :^)

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>>7602505
Nah. Just in a good mood cause I got my t-shots today.

Right up my ass administered by my boyfriends cock~

:^)

>>7602506
i meant to add more to that
some trantrans get stuck on "i'm a boy"
some get stuck on "i'm trans"
i'd imagine the "i'm cis" girls just blend in and stop posting

>>7602507
wew amy
what do we even call you now

>>7602507
So you used an even stronger male specimen to beat your dysphoria?
I should try that before i do anything rash

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>>7602500
>>7602504
should get on e today!
>>7602503
buddi! yaeoo!

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>>7602497
First, girls love it. First hand experience, it's true. They secretly love it. I'm a lesbian. As for the reason(s) , mostly bored and lonely. But also genuine distaste for fools and politically outspoken. Ever watch info wars? I want to do that first hand under a gender punk narrative vs the popular narrative white supremacy. Trans perspective conservative thinking - but also being a contrarian. For the sake of a black reflection back at society and their ignorance.

I am curious to see the dissonance in their language, both words and unspoken. Oh she's trans? But she must secretly be a straight white male - s..he supports Trump!

I am from liberal new york, but I did my undergrad in washington DC. I love politics and plan to conduct professional interviews with professors etc.

Since transitioning is a bitch, I need time down where school is not priority one. I'm filling my schedule with meme classes, as an excuse to socialize so I'm not just working and producing music. Money is not a problem for with my family, so it costs me only time. And I'm lonely and bitter and want to offer people lemons to eat and rap for them with a Trump hat.

Also, your friend sounds autistic.

If you don't think all of that is brilliant, you're just not worshiping the great Hummingbird Octopus Dragon hard enough. And you can (I sell them for 5.99) shove rocks up your ass :l

>>7602497
ypu'll be found out
no matter how low you lay or how well you think you pass
female and male body core temperatures are different even with srs and hormones.
cheap infrared cameras will be able to gender you any day now, permitting you access to the bathroom and soon they"ll be on one phone cameras permitting potential dates to actually gender you and blow you off.

stealth is a fool's dream. if you're not working for the normalixation of transgenderism you're shooting yourself in the foot.

because the day will come

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>>7602514
Faggot. You call me faggot lmao

>>7602495
http://clyp.it/a14vqgwg

>>7602496
http://clyp.it/sw4vfvrv

all my torrents disappeared wtf

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>>7602515
Yes.

My boyfriend is the man the original Spartan desired to be but couldent because of my submissive nature. He is my superior.

Wait a minute. Is cum masculising or feminizing?

>>7602521
have you become a misogynistic faggot?thev traight acting straight loving masc 4masc only faggot that hates femmes twinks and queers and any semblance of femaleness and femininity?

have you become an "ally" to the patriarchy?

>>7602521
faggots are nice though
i want to emasculate a bitch boy desu

>>7602528
>dating yourself

>>7602525
like piracy torrents?

>>7602524
reeeeeeeeeeeeee your voice is super pretty
if you look like you sound you're probably too cis to post here tbqh

>>7602529
sass i need you to help me smash the patriarchy
but first i'm going to bed

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>>7602529
No. I am the twink now

I don't even have body hair anymore

>>7602530
But i like sweet sex only ;~; i may talk big, but I'm a delicate flower. :3

>>7602535
Can you dream about dominating me

>>7602537
o-oh, okay
we can work on that
mommy pandora is on the job!
tomorrow.

>>7602538
sure

>>7602536
oh cool. can you wear lip gloss andbsexy panties?

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>>7602502
I got this at first because you're like oh wow theres something special about me, but then you realize that secretly all these people telling you that you're brave secretly pity and loathe you.

>>7602506
Im full on transwomen are equal to ciswomen if not better, but that doesn't mean Im gonna broadcast being trans to strangers.

>>7602520
Im not trying to be full stealth, all my close friends know that Im trans. Thats personal info tho, and not the business of strangers. I certaily dont wanna go into panels and host events talking about trans acceptance tho.

>>7602518
Girls might love it but that doesnt mean they want to fuck you, they just think you're cute and want to add you to their minority friend collection.
Yeah he's lost in the /lgbt/ pity game, which is sad, he could pass great if he tried to socialize with other cismen, had a full beard before starting hormones even.

Sorry, Slaanesh and Anno are the only beings I see fit to worship.

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>>7602543
S-shush

It's only chapstick and pink make underwear

>>7602541
night!

>>7602504
http://clyp.it/cotgi224

>>7602535
http://clyp.it/qis4e0ht

>>7602546
>>7602536
if your not a tran, why are you here then?

repression will leave you worse

>>7602555
what's ur opinion on the trip "lauren"

>>7602546
you should try lip gloss and mascara. I bet your bf will love it! <3

>played 6 hours of civ v
>feel cold and tired

Oh no, we're nearly at 300 and then we become dark mtfg.

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>fuck up my train trip to the genderclinic
>has to take the ride of shame back home
Jdimsa

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>>7602558
>>7602561
It's only a fetish reeeee

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>>7602545
Touch

yay i get to resume class today

>tfw you look in the mirror

Big mistake

>>7602568
>>7602561
>be me
>be repgenner
>taking notes

>>7602568
what's wwrong about wearing lip gloss and mascara? twinks do it all the time.

It's not like you're going to want to wear the beautiful dresses and awesome shoes you look at on your pinterest and then want to wear a stylish hairdo and be treated like a woman and then start obsessing about wether you should do hormones or not.

>>7602573
>tfw you look in the mirror
hey good looking

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>>7602575
Let's just keep it in the bedroom

>>7602568
then fuck off to gaygen, if you were not just a repressing then you would not be here

it's not a fucking fetish it's a mental disorder with only one treatment

>>7602580
Yes the bedroom is a safe place for hormones

>>7602560
http://clyp.it/wdvdqrw5

>>7602573
http://clyp.it/h31ygbga

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>>7602584
No


>>7602581
Yeah but queers like to invade everywhere :3

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>>7602586
pronounce Evangeline correctly

>>7602573
I can only enjoy looking in the mirror when I'm high.

>>7602590
have fun aging male and eventually breaking

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It's arrived. If I don't make any progress with voice training it's the end of the road for me.

>>7602531
>tfw becoming your own gf

>>7602594
Old women don't get to have fun or money

It's all about youth and hrt gives you brittle bones

>>7602595
Lmao, just why

>>7602580
Too bad twinks have an earlier expiration date than women.

but don't worry, you can be like Cris Crocker and work out and be masc and enjoy your browridge and facial hair when the time comes.

By then you surely won't be thinking about wanting to be a woman and how hormones would have prevented testosterone disfiguring your body and how all the people your age that started on hormones are living happily as women.

This is an awesome solution Amy, I mean Spartan, I mean Twinky. trana feelings go away eventually and you'll be able to enjoy your gay life. :)

>>7602595
>"having a party son? :^)"

>>7602595
>>7602594
Perfect timing

>>7602599
gay males die rich and healthy, that's true.

I guess we all die.

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>>7602595
shakira no ;_;

think of how oryx will react

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>>7602555
I'm
a
MAN

>>7602599
>30 years into the future
>finally break under waves of dysphoria
>try to tran
>dumped by so
>alone
>super hon

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>>7602603
Hey. No psyops.

I already have a healthy male development like that

>>7602613
Since I'm property I don't have free will so that wouldn't happen :3

>>7602595
don't they put oxygen in those now?

>>7602616
so you are a disgusting fetishist then? going to be in a gimp suit soon? like come on, who are you trying to fool besides yourself?

>>7602618
Yea she gonna fail. It's only 80% helium

>>7602595
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3WAOxKOmR90

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>>7602570
Pls no touch there