yaeoo/old gods edition
• Informed consent providers: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
• Makeup for beginners: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels: http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels: http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• buddi
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
Previous: >>7593192
>>7594583
looks like berserk desu
let's talk about boys.
who /loves penis/ here?
let's talk about girls.
>>7594589
I lost to cock.
buying gf
Pizza in 15 minutes. Yay.
>>7594589
I do. Unfortunately, I've only ever had one in my mouth once.
nth for jaw dislocation
>>7594589
Is it losing to cock or winning? I'm pretty sure it's winning.
>>7594406
>hugg
thanks ;_;
>>7594434
>Grapefruit
Can you drink grapefruit juice on HRT? The only interaction I could find was with estradiol, supposedly slowing it's metabolism and increasing serum levels but I can't really find anymore than that. When in doubt ask 4chan, what could go wrong!?
>>7594441
>Not gunna lie, skirts are pretty fucking sweet.
>>7594551
I just bought my first skirt yesterday. I love it. I just wish I had a top that didn't make my torso look fuckhuge :/
My lats are going to shrink, r-right?
>>7594589
>who /loves penis/ here?
Unsure, willing to experiment
>>7594601
r u girl
>>7594595
>boys are strong
strongness is hot!!!!!!!!!~
>got to feel like a normie tonight by going out to drink and have good at a local bar
>won bar trivia
>all my anxiety from this morning is gone
>project group finished all of their parts for the presentation
Pretty gr8 day
>>7594589
C o c k
o
c
k
>>7594598
toss me a slice right quick, slick
>tfw no sex for 24 hours
cruel and unusual punishment
>>7594597
h-hi
>>7594589
I'm in a heated battle against cock, but I think it has the upper hand.
>>7594613
strongness makes you feel safe and protected too uwu
>>7594592
>>7594594
>>7594599
good girl
>>7594604
losing
>>7594610
im sure you'll find a handsome guy to experiment with. I wasn't sure of i liked guys or not up until the first time I had sex with one. then I lost to cock :(
>>7594589
>>7594617
I am
what's your point?
also the pic of ash after surgery is brutal
>>7594616
How long do you normally go between one time of having sex and the next?
>>7594625
Lower forms of existence have no right to populate those with decency.
>>7594623
Y-Yeah, well... That's all I ever wanted to be...
>>7594616
:(
going on 3 weeks since I saw my man. seriously going to jump on him and never let go when I see him.
>>7594626
is it really that bad? :(
>>7594630
yr degenerate
>>7594615
reee back off slut my pizzA!
>>7594622
that's hot!!!
>>7594630
>mtfg
decency
>>7594610
>tops that don't make torso look huge
Me too. That's my major focus now that I have a good rotation of skirts and a few lady pants, which are comfortable on both a physical and spiritual level now that I have them, why did I ever think poorly of the scene kids in their girlfriends' jeans? Was I jealous? Probably.
I think part of the reason I want to join a transgender Facebook group is so my family can accidentally find out
>>7594614
since ambi is a very good girl you get a special head pat
>>7594642
i wanna leave my hrt out in my room so my mom can find it and confront me ._.
>>7594646
patt
>>7594580
https://clyp.it/bxengt3f
Idk, this is pretty inaccurate
It definitely sounded worse than this
Everyone sounds like a fucking retard when they start though and it did take consistent practice to even get to the point where I didn't sound like a gay teen
>>7594630
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPTZZZ*
*inhales*
>>7594623
>losing
Losing is not having one around. I ditched my toys because the silicone sucked (I was young, bought without doing proper research or having proper funds) but did not have a backup plan. Getting one would be a win, but I'm not sure if I want to spend my money on a dick or on clothes.
>>7594658
:3
>>7594661
>83-
>>7594661
:333
>>7594646
<3
>>7594647
>kept leaving hormones out before I came out to my mom
>mom never asked what it was and just assumed it was for something else
>>7594642
I kept asking the head of the trans group at my college to add me to the one there but they kept forgetting so I just gave up on it
As long as the rest of my family find out after I graduate I don't care if it slips out
>>7594661
:3c
>>7594660
do end your existence painfully.
>>7594658
hehe im a wormy :3c
*slithers in ur butthole*
(wasnt me btw but i assumed it was directed towards me)
>>7594661
:3c
I'm high on memes and it's fuzzy and warm.
wtf happened to hrtgen
>>7594666
I could get on pretty easily I think. Hons look out for Hons right
>>7594661
uwu
>tfw all you want to do is make all of the money
i need other forms of income besides camming and my sugar daddies desu. time to produce amateur porn and branch out i guess ;-;
>>7594679
learn how to program
>>7594679
Source?
Also how did you get into camming, asking for a friend.
https://clyp.it/ahf44ztl
>>7594666
vocaroo.com/i/s0t9LxkoOx3m
vocaroo.com/i/s07q0OErYZmG
>>7594682
apparently we take hrt at the same time
but i have pleb tier progynova so no sublingual for me
>>7594683
>do not do this
wynaut
>>7594637
you can give me a slice or i can steal two slices
your call
Which trip do you want to watch Edie fuck on cam?
So believe me, I get it. You get to grope yourself and steal a peak in the chicks bathroom. But bro. Have you considered that it makes you look like a GIRL? What's more, men might get the wrong idea and try to date you, which is hella gay. My bro Brad did this, at first it was all fun and games, we'd grope him and laugh and it was sweet, but then we started getting attracted to him and that's FUCKED UP. Here's the kicker though, we told brad to stop doing the pills and he CRIED, brad would never cry before, he had the least emotions of us all, like a war vet, real cool guy. But it gets worse, Brad stopped taking the pills but the boobs stayed on and he had the face of a fucking chick and acted totally gay, smiling at silly shit all the time, it was gross. He was weak as fuck, couldn't squat fuck all anymore. Then recently Brad told us that he had to keep taking the pills or he'd die, doctor said that, so now he's taking the pills for life and honestly I might end fucking him some day and that's gay as fuck. That's my horror story and it's true, so please, stop taking pills before it's too late
>>7594672
i had a cousin once who overdosed on memes
no one thinks they're addicted until they're taking loads down their throat just to get their next fix
>>7594693
none.
>>7594683
*slithers through your rectum and nibbles into your prostate*
ooh its cozy in here ^_^
*lays eggs and dies*
>>7594689
I have a confession
I am very inconsistent with when I take my doses and I just took 6mg at once because I forgot to take it this morning
>>7594693
me
nothing gets me hard like seeing myself naked
>>7594693
lol i'd be fucking guys i'm hanging out wit basically. but i'm just gonna record sex vids wit them for now and sell it for profit
>>7594701
lanlan
>>7594687
Nevermind, I guess I'm stupid
>>7594703
same senpai
>>7594701
ah
see you gotta get one of these and a train horn scheduled to go off when you need to take it
it's such a simple and easy life hack!
TFW pizza
how do
https://clyp.it/3k3asamg
>>7594713
i had pizza tonight it was good it replenished my salts
>>7594714
your voice is good though it sounds like you're straining it
>>7594717
;___;
>>7594714
vvvv good voice
a lil quiet but
>>7594623
>I wasn't sure of i liked guys or not up until the first time I had sex with one. then I lost to cock :(
I've been fantasizing about it lately so I'm pretty sure there is something there...
>>7594641
It's not even that big, just really ugly proportions. I have a thin waist so it makes my upper torso look bigger than it is. Here's hoping weight/muscle loss helps.
>>7594701
I tried taking mine (4mg) sublingual for a week and it, or something gave me a nasty headache. That's a bad sign isn't it? >.>
>>7594713
>TFW pizza
I had pizza on Saturday and it was glorious.
>>7594719
that's 4 vs out of how many?
>>7594713
tfw everythings closed
>>7594718
hi repression anon? was that your voice?
you sound like such a cute girl :3 definitely not a man! nope nope nope, no thoughts of being a man. nope! :)))
I tried doing the lift the adam's apple while you talk thing, does it sound like I'm on the right track?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TWcBNdgrsL
>>7594713
All this talk of penis and pizza and I just prefer fish in both cases
>>7594619
100 gp?
>>7594722
vvvv
uwu
>>7594718
i am confuse
>>7594726
don't eat meat
>>7594726
[loud laffing]
>>7594731
dont be an autist.
>>7594682
estrofem snug as a bug under my tongue
3 hours ago at 9:30
>>7594693
Faye
Like really really angrily
>>7594726
enjoy that tapeworm
>>7594734
you start
>>7594739
I'm already not one.
>>7594713
okay that's a papa johns pizza
points taken off for the half pepperoni but still workable
what you have to do now is eat the bottom of the crust from all the slices and shove the entire slice in your mouth
Had my first session of speech therapy yesterday evening and that wasn't quite what I expected. She told me that my voice already was completely passing and that what I should work on is straining it less. So my first "assignment" is to rehearse a lyrical mezzo piece of my choice for next Monday. Not sure yet which I want to work on.
>>7594737
I never knew how much I wanted to see this.
>>7594738
who doesn't?
>>7594686
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0buX2XDwmgT
>>7594741
prove it
penis penis penis please give me one to kiss.
>>7594720
Yeah probably
Estrogen can cause headaches though so if you're getting them from sublingual you're probably pushing your levels higher than you're used to.
As for if that's a bad thing idk
>>7594731
But I like penis
>>7594736
:3
>>7594749
I can get a written note from a doctor saying I'm not autistic.
But I'm not autistic enough to want to prove it to someone like you.
>>7594737
>Like really really angrily
I don't think it could be done any other way
>>7594748
can u prove ur a girl
>>7594753
seems like something an autist would say
>>7594738
Is that why I crave sushi so often? I want a tapeworm to help me lose weight? I'd do it. Parasite infections can help with intestinal autoimmune disorders, too, so maybe I can stop injecting medicine for that and switch to injecting that sweet, sweet E.
welp
>>7594757
Meat is delicious
>>7594758
sure can :^)
>tfw you find a voice clip from a few months ago
https://clyp.it/lsiaubhn
>>7594742
>what you have to do now is eat the bottom of the crust from all the slices and shove the entire slice in your mouth
>>7594764
>tfw you have a lesbian soul
>>7594763
you have to hurt innocent animals for it though that's mean
>when you're on a date and she starts talking about how meat is murder
>>7594729
thinkungaythoughts
thinkungaythoughts
>>7594766
HOBO BLOWJOB
>>7594758
I'm early transition and don't pass
>>7594742
nim, it's not papa johns. It's Caseys pizza.
>>7594770
thinkun' gay thoughts
>>7594773
wat dat im 10
meet at lumbridge
>>7594770
Does that mean you were already thinking gay thoughts?
>>7594775
wtf that looks exactly like papa john's
gay
>>7594769
>And she spends the whole time showing you pictures of ferrets on her phone
>>7594747
vocaroo.com/i/s0LYYKXZ41Q7
<3
>>7594778
kek i only play overwatch and csgo :(
>>7594781
pls don't post spooki moving pictures
>>7594771
yeeeeeeee
>>7594738
Free diet!
>>7594743
I see a little silhouette of a man! (Bohemian rhapsody)
>>7594744
Stopthis
>>7594748
Oh I see you go both ways o/////o
>>7594751
I had this real nice vegan thing with sweet potato slivers as the wrappings with red, you really have to be in a big city for good vegan rolls tho
>>7594755
;-;
>>7594763
You aren't convincing me to shove hot salty products of the patriarchy down my throats just by saying it's good
>>7594779
I-I would never
>>7594777
._.
will drugs fix my brain problems
>>7594792
almost certainly not
>>7594789
I've never actually seen a hobo blowjob. But I have seen a TV before.
>>7594789
how do you like your steak
Important question that my friend has, not me, if you get laser done around your pubic area are you able to get the hair removed except for around a heart-shaped area above the gf?
My friend really wants to know.
>>7594787
I live in Vancouver, and we have a pretty huge selection. Veganism is pretty popular around here, actually. I just don't go to sushi places enough to remember which ones have the rolls I like, so I always try to make whatever place I go to make asparagus rolls for me. Sweet potato sounds really good, though. I'll have to try that at some point.
>>7594757
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZowiK7C0W9
Is this better?
epilating my tummi hurts so much that im gonna have to dedicate an entire day to it
>>7594796
Sure. Just ask
>>7594787
>Faye totally has had angry sexy thoughts about Edie
>>7594791
I dunno I think you might have been thinking about gay stuff Elanna.
>>7594797
Cool. Did you do it?
>>7594795
Very well done and doused in ketchup
>>7594799
omg buddi that's how i take it
here's to dead cows!
>>7594807
wtf you're gross
Wow you know I really just want a friend to get me drunk and touch me a little is that so much to ask for?
>>7594807
Trip the fuck on kayla
>>7594807
omfg why even eat steak then? you can't even taste the meat if its well done.
fucking steak pleb
>>7594813
lani i have a confession to make
i am kayla
>>7594809
wtf
How to get asian genes?
>>7594813
>Trip the fuck on kayla
omfg this literally made me cheese.
>>7594818
I know my body aint much better but that's kinda disugsting
looks deformed and photoshopped
>>7594783
thanks <3
I heard a little progress too after I recorded that and tried some more and tried to push a little higher, I'm just keeping at it each day.
>>7594796
>question that my friend has, not me
suuure
just ask them
>>7594742
>what you have to do now is eat the bottom of the crust from all the slices and shove the entire slice in your mouth
w-what
why would you do that
>>7594818
that body is
wrong
that face
i feel ad for her
>>7594769
I'll happily continue to eat my steak and ask her how she expects to live on grass. BTW, I've had exes who were vegetarian.
>>7594824
i was thinking the same thing
she's build like a capital I, the entire middle of her body is flat
>>7594752
I think I'm going to wait until closer to my next bloodwork to try again and see what my levels look like.
>>7594782
>And she spends the whole time showing you pictures of ferrets on her phone
One time I took a shortcut through the field by my house and there was a girl walking a ferret. On a leash. It was awesome and random.
>>7594801
>epilating my tummi hurts so much that im gonna have to dedicate an entire day to it
I can't do my body at all. It hurts way to much and I have a really high pain tolerance :/ Just legs and sometimes arms for me.
>>7594807
>Very well done and doused in ketchup
vomit.jpg
>>7594833
>>7594830
>>7594818
I think she is binding the top of her ribs in a little bit so her top torso looks smaller.
>>7594828
because papa johns crust tastes like cardboard so you all the bad cardboard off and shove the good pizza in your mouth
>>7594834
what do you do for the rest then?
>>7594804
Ok
Fine
Maybe a little
Nothing too crazy though, and definitely not anything involving vaginas honest
>>7594812
Only if it's at the same time, I'd prefer you sober the first time
>>7594813
Very heavy chuckle
>>7594804
I fucking hate you rn
>>7594800
Yah but you're dropping into male range a lot at the end of certain sounds like
"World wide" you drop the ide, listen to it and try to reproduce it while concentrating on raising those sounds that's are more harsh and masculine
>>7594836
>not getting the new pan pizza
What are you even doing with your life
>>7594844
faye are you a papa johns representative
you have to tell me if you are
>>7594812
You just have to be good at flirting. Apparently, I'm naturally flirtatious, and I have several options if I ever want friends to feel me up. It's just kind of about flaunting sexuality. Not sure how to give more specific advice about it, since I'm not entirely sure how I get away with it, but if you can learn, it will work miracles for you.
>>7594838
I shave with the foil razor attachment. Most of it has thinned out enough that it only takes a few minutes.
>>7594847
pls dont strangel that tiny doggo
>>7594841
All talk! Sad!
What advice would you give a guy that might be curious about what it is like to turn into a girl? It sounds like it is a better life, but isn't that perhaps a case of life is better on the other side. I don't know what being a girl is really like .
>>7594834
Yeah that seems reasonable
If you're getting headaches that says to me that your levels are changing in some capacity.
Idk if that means they're dropping or going up though
>>7594787
That's not exactly lyrical singing. Besides, she wants mezzo singing, not countertenor.
>>7594853
Go to /agpg/. That is my actual advice.
>>7594850
:p
>>7594812
>Beep has totally had lewd sex thoughts about Faye
>>7594839
Thats pretty gay desu.
>>7594841
Hate me enough for sexy thoughts?
>>7594849
but that won't leave it smooth will it?
>>7594851
>mfw I deport beep to California
>>7594845
N...no
Have you tried the new stuffed breadsticks for only 5$? It's a steal!
>>7594847
that worm has a cute face
>>7594870
Beep x Faye confirmed
>>7594862
Thanks man, what is agpg btw?
Should I go one by one and remove every hair from my crotch with a tweezer y/n
>>7594874
AGP general.
do I pass
how 2 b better at taking pics? I'm rlly rlly bad at it esp angles and lighting
>>7594867
pls dont judge me ive been drinking
I am not responsible for getting gayer when I've been drinking
>>7594862
This is literally agpgen
>>7594847
don't hurt it lauren
>>7594872
>>7594841
I see what you mean, this time I tried to purposely not go deep at the end of words, and give it a bit of upward inflection.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RyLTj7Gfm6
>>7594882
Gay Elanna best Elanna.
>>7594889
Special k
im so irritated.
>>7594882
Alcohol lowers one's inhibitions and brings out latent desires more likely to surface. Any explanation for why that makes you gayer?
>>7594881
Go two steps back so that the light shines at your face and not at your head.
>>7594894
What's bothering you
>>7594882
be a boy for me right quick
just drink more afterwards and forget about it ^^
>>7594877
If it's what you want to do, yes. If you just want less pubes, I like to trim it down with clippers. Then there is less hair, but you don't have irritation or itching.
>>7594880
Yes and you are beautiful no matter what they say. Join me in the hugbox!
>>7594881
I personally like warm lighting from the front and I tilt my head down a little so my jaw doesn't bother me as much in pictures of myself that I take to poorly photoshop long hair onto and then not save because they look terrible.
>>7594600
whats this mean
>>7594900
losing to penis
>>7594900
the dicc is thicc
>>7594853
fwiw, it's fairly normal for trans girls to feel like "I'm not a girl, but I wish I was one" when they're still questioning.
>>7594874
autogynephilia general
I would recommend against you actually going there.
>>7594886
>I mostly just want him to leave.
Why?
It's not like they're shitting up the thread.
>>7594902
hi quid
>>7594869
Pretty smooth. Some places are smoother than others. I don't have anyone to be smooth for so it's not super important to me :/
>>7594877
>Should I go one by one and remove every hair from my crotch with a tweezer y/n
I heard waxing was a thing.
>>7594897
Humans being dip shits.
>>7594907
What happened
>>7594893
I do not approve of this nickname.
>>7594904
Because I'm feeling judgmental atm and I've decided not to like him. Very selfish reasons, but I stand by them.
>>7594859
Just sing it an octave higher.
>>7594907
Are face epilators good if you're a trann? I can see it as great for cis girls, but I have a lot more hair than I think it's intended for.
>>7594912
Yeah, sure, whatever special K.
>>7594898
https://clyp.it/utc2tteb
is it weird to lose your virginity at 10
>>7594915
i would be in love with a real jotaro
>>7594910
they just piss me off
especially when they act retarded.
>>7594917
i wanna epilate my face but i heard it's bad for electrolysis :(
>>7594920
Depends on how rapey it was.
>>7594920
yes
>>7594917
no your face skin is too sensitive and it can fuck up laser and electro because it can twist the follicles or something
>>7594921
you act retarded a lot though
>>7594920
pm or am?
>>7594917
I would be wary of it. I think they're meant for easy to remove hairs, and I used an epilator on a small portion of my arm and I very nearly sacrificed it to the devil on the spot.
post boys u think are cute
>>7594917
would those type of things work on legs?
>>7594895
I think I might honestly be bi...
>>7594930
No, but a regular epilator is made for legs.
>>7594929
>>7594934
>>7594873
This is a good ship, we make on the best ships
>>7594887
Getting better with each one, don't try to over stress your throat, I'd just work for the next several weeks at getting it up higher
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XDDZqM_iT9g
>>7594935
looks kind of scary in the basement
>>7594913
ok then. ('-' )
>>7594918
Dont make me start calling you Chunk again.
>>7594919
>this voice will never whisper sweet nothings into your ear
Sad gay feels.
>>7594938
I want him to turn into a goblin and gobble on me
>>7594920
By choice would be unusual.
>>7594917
>Are face epilators good if you're a trann?
This is a really bad idea.
>>7594922
>i wanna epilate my face but i heard it's bad for electrolysis :(
It is - it can deform the follicles making it difficult for the electrologist to get the probe in the right spot. Mine told me not to tweeze at all either.
>>7594937
Was it real sex or more like touching?
I did a lot of lewd around that age bur sex simply wasn't possible nor did we know about it in the first place.
How does sex with 10 even work?
>>7594941
I prefer bun but the only name that really matters to me is Kitten cause master calls me that
>>7594945
those are tortoises
>>7594946
wtf
>>7594929
>>7594942
idk this person or any shows or whatever they may have acted in to this is very strange to me
>>7594919
i never said that! you're just drunk!
oh gosh..is it getting hot in here?
lol I remember when grace was chunk that was funny
>>7594952
copy that
>>7594947
we tried but it didnt really work because we were 10
>>7594940
I havn't done anything gay before..
>>7594941
Uhh, that was my guy voice..
Dontchu mean straight feels?
>>7594952
so yr the one that posted ought
i've been listening to them
also he's cute af
>>7594954
>>7594950
jk here is a real boy i like
>>7594919
listening to this was a very erotic experience
>>7594948
Ill call your master kitten and he'll like it.
>>7594957
Good ol Chunk.
>>7594962
>>7594964
>:/
When will nim accept that she's a straight girl?
>>7594970
straight to the pusi lol
>>7594818
At least post a cute one.
>>7594962
Its more relatable to you being gay feels.
>>7594970
when she gets over her internalized homophobia and homophobic upbringing. so it'll probably be a while
>>7594975
tummi
When will elanna accept that she's a gay girl?
>>7594929
I want James Deen to cherish me like he cherishes lemons.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGz9QmirLBE
>>7594975
google knows what's up
REEEE
STOP BRINGING UP CHELSEA MANNING'S DEAD NAME YOU CIS FUCKS I''LL BURN YOU ALL IN YOUR BEDS
ROOOO
WHY DOES MY LEFT TIT HURT SO MUCH AND ONLY MY LEFT TIT
RIGHT ONE GROW DAMNIT
>>7594950
juni... i own a tortoise
hes my lil baby
>>7594929
>>7594987
needs more stimulation
play with it
>>7594987
*kisses boob better*
>>7594986
she's such a fucking hon, i think she'll be able to afford ffs once she gets out though, and didn't she get a free vagina?
>>7594987
It's got scorpions in it.
Is it weird if I want to fuck Snowden
>>7594992
... I think she only got hrt so far
>>7594987
*pinches tit
>>7594989
Mmf. I like andro people. My weakness.
>>7594968
Also this boy
Most of the handful of boys i like are because of their music desu
>>7594994
No, he's a cutie. That outfit's a disaster though.
>>7594994
He's kinda cute, so I don't blame you.
>>7594956
https://clyp.it/yzp3k1i5
>>7594965
Tyvm glad to help
>>7594976
.///.
>>7594980
I'm not gay...
>>7594992
Yes, also she played the US government and is now more famous than anyone here will ever be, I think she won.
Expect her tragic suicide in 2 or 3 years tho
>>7594988
sick :3
post her
I have two musk turtles
how long does electro irritation stay and how noticeable is it like could I just pretend I have acne there
I'm only out to my mom and I'm kind of scared to start electro but I hate this fucking hair on my face
>>7594987
Show the general what you got kitten.
>tfw in love with your cousin
>>7595005
>I'm not gay...
?
>>7594980
I'm p sure she's bi, not gay.
>>7595005
Lanner we talked about this
if elanna is gay how do you explain this
how many here cut their own hair
>>7595018
just go to a salon
>>7595005
Time to stop clicking on Elanna voice clips.
Tfw want to go to sleep because I open in the morning but I have to birth my cakes
>>7595010
hi u
>>7595018
i've cut my bangs twice now :/
so kindof
>>7595018
That would be a disaster.
>>7595018
I have been doing it for years. Just a few passes of the clippers and I'm down to 1/4 inch. Long lady hair, however, I would entrust only to a professional.
>>7595010
Who could this be? :thinking:
>>7594950
>those are tortoises
I know, but Tortoise Bro's just didn't sound right to me :(
Also what are some good yuri manga
>>7595008
You can see it up to a week after.
First one or two days it's swollen, then it's only red and looks a bit like you scratched it open.
>>7595010
iktf. it kinda was fun for the first half year.
>>7595030
qt
>>7595009
I still havent ate anything, what should I eat?
>>7595021
>tfw too autistic
>>7594962
shit sorry i meant to say you're way too gay for that aren't you? letters are like right next to each other on the keyboard
>>7594982
that HEY WHAT THE FUCK always hits me right here
>>7594992
no, she was trying to get access to SRS, her sentence being commuted will usefully relieve the military from trying to figure out how to deal with that
>>7595031
I used to read a few, but im not sure what the popular consensus is nowadays.
Bloom Into You, Their Story, A Kiss & a White Lily, and Asagao to Kase-san are all good.
>>7595037
iktf
>>7595035
omggggg, that pic is sooooo fking cute.
heres my lil tort.
>>7595015
But she keeps flirting with me when I pretend to be a boy!
I don't want to apply the pressure, but fuck I can't resist the opportunity to pretend to flirt as some faggy teen boy
>>7595022
Oh ;~;
Why?
>>7595011
This means nothingg
>>7595039
Thx!
>>7595036
Anything with plenty of vitamin C, then show the general what you got.
>>7595039
their story is cute and funny
>>7595031
>she doesn't want yaoi
Good morning!
>>7595045
don't try to pressure grace into doing things she is not comfortable with
>>7595048
daddy
>>7595048
what the fuck
>>7595045
im not sure what has vitamin c...
>>7595052
y-yeah
>>7595036
*eaten
>>7595042
what's her name?
she looks healthy
>>7595043
Because they're making me all hot and bothered.
>>7595045
General why do you fight the deep urge to be a girl?
>>7595051
good morning myrthe i hope you're feeling better from yesterday's dysphoria
I just spent $100 on clothes and im broke what am i doing with my life aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
new hat
made me think
yare yare daze
first thing
my mom bought it for me lmao
>>7595066
space dog
>>7595061
I am. Thank you very much for caring, anon <3
>>7595067
>>7595064
being broke is stressful but that sounds like a nice thing to do for yourself, what kinda stuff did you get?
>>7595056
>she looks healthy
I try my best. Truth be told I didn't purchase him, my father did on a whim and didn't realize anything about how to take care of them so it's been a learning process.
He's an impulsive buyer :\
>ame?
Name is Brutus, or Tort. :)
>>7595043
I suppose that's true
Your slurring andro voice is pretty attractive ngl. Post more
>>7595047
No i always found yuri cuter
I guess Im not straight enough for two boys to be hot enough when theres no girl to self insert into
>>7595064
Same, a few days ago
I need to stockpile mones as well and save for surgery and aaaaa
>>7595051
Good morning, Europe
Good night, America
Good whatever, /mtfg/
>>7595055
Some fresh fruits and vegetables. Try strawberries, citrus, tomatoes, etc. Also dog meat, surprisingly. The men on long Arctic/Antarctic expeditions would need less dogs to pull their sleds as the expedition progressed due to consumption of food weight, so they would cull dogs from the pack and use the meat for food. Saved weight. I like dogs, though, and would not go on one of these expeditions.
>>7595005
>//<
>>7595043
>But she keeps flirting with me when I pretend to be a boy!
do not!
>>7595073
>dog meat
:(
>>7595072
>she doesn't aap self insert
>>7595078
I guess im too early in transition to find that nice
>>7595077
So fucking yummy. I tried it in South Korea and I had to kill my chihuahua when I came back just so I could get more.
oh boy its time for another depressive episode
tune in for a live rundown
is laura a common trans name
*sniff*
>>7595086
yes
Look at my rad HRT stockpile!
>>7595086
Sounds like it, go with lauren or something.
>>7595080
I am a tremendous faggot, please rape my face
>>7595086
almost as good as susan
>>7595066
:D
>>7595071
So is my dad
I kind of loathe him for spending all of my mom's money while she worked 3 jobs and he stayed at home doing nothing at all my whole childhood.
>>7595080
Oh shit i dont know
It's easier when you ask someine else >.<
>>7595089
Damn, holy shit. I need to stock pile honestly....
>>7595078
ngl pretending to be a gay boy twink is kinda hot in small bursts
>ywn make yaoi with a sexy jock
feels bad
>>7595089
tfw dwindling supply
>>7595089
that commitment
I'm just taking skittles until the novelty wears off
>>7595088
what about brooke
>>7595038
I laffed a lot at that bit, because they'd managed to be so PG until that point.
>>7595101
that girl looks nice and soft
i wanna be a nice and soft girl one day
the cat ears are probably an unrealistic expecation though
>tfw you want to go on walks in the woods but your town is built on a swamp
i wish i kept in contact with my hiking friends. maybe then i wouldn't be skinnyfat
>>7595051
Question: how do you pronounce your name? Is the E silent?
>>7595070
Half of it was on an old giftcard i had so it's not all bad, but i'm not gonna be wearing these clothes in public any time soon so :/
It felt nice to not feel like a creep while shopping for girls clothes for once though, even if it was still only online...
I got some shirts, basics, a cardigan, nothing special.
>>7595072
I *may* be getting in to see an endocrinologist soon to get a prescription so i may not need to buy online my estrogen at least but i'm gonna try and stay on my cypro and give the spiro to a friend or something. So basically i won't have to worry as much about that. As for all the other expenses, i'm fucked either way and have surrendered to my life of hell anyway.
>>7595089
whoa, nice.
>>7595085
>The smiles Saga continues
What's the latest? Mum being a mole again?
>>7595103
no but thats my childhood crush's name
well the girl one
so dont use it
do i pass
>>7595089
Surely these aren't all just yours? Half of those bottles are spiro and half are cypro.
Also how much did this even cost? How did you ship that much without problem?
should i bump myself up to 6mg estrogen or should i wait until i do my bloodtests
when are we getting state enforced transition for beta males?
>>7595123
once the castration bill is finalized
>>7595120
bloodtests you reckless animal
>>7595123
>when are we getting state enforced transition for beta males?
Beta males don't get to transition. Women only.
>>7595120
wait
Woah i just realised
Today makes 6 months on HRT for me...
Time seems to fly when you are counting the days, and yet i've made almost no progress on transition.
>>7595108
I really wanna laser my eyes and get a new laptop and stockpile 6 months of mones before I leave for Norway in may but im scared i'll have to basically starve to save up all that money >.< I wish i had more money.
Its really good that you got a prescription tho, saves a lot in the longterm. Grats on the clothes as well!
I put on my new bed sheets
>>7595129
I feel like hrt is progress
>>7595074
https://clyp.it/apbpwqfb
>>7595091
https://clyp.it/ldrsjvs2
>>7595096
Oh I guess you can just watch the back and forth then
>find job opening in nice comfy pet store
>it's way too many hours for me to also cram school in my schedule
;-;
>>7595108
It's like Me-rr-tuh
if that makes sense
>>7595107
You feel confident about the tail though?
>>7595108
>I *may* be getting in to see an endocrinologist
Holy canoly. What percentage of people here self med vs legit?
I waited the whole 7 months while in the medical process. Really fucking sucked. Shoulda self medded first, but hey, I have free HRT through my insurance.
>>7595117
It's worth $1100 dollars but SWIM spent $0 dollars on it because SWIM used an e-check directed at a Credit Union that doesn't accept e-checks.
So InHouse sent SWIM all the stuff and when the e-check bounced they couldn't do anything about it without revealing to the feds that they sold someone prescription-only medication without a prescription and imported a medication that was not approved by the FDA.
SWIM was originally going to order one years worth of HRT but after SWIM ordered my first batch SWIM realized spiro sucked dick so SWIM ordered a years worth of cypro and just added on more estrogen.
>>7595150
then wait till you have it
>gross balding hon
>have a "bi" girlfriend who always wants my dick and clearly wants me to behave as a man during sex
>don't even want to have a girlfriend but no man could ever actually love me or see me as a woman and I do love my gf
>been on hrt for 13 months, started hrt at age 17, levels are alright, hardly anything has changed
>can't afford electrolysis
>can't afford FFS
>can't afford hair transplants
>can't afford SRS
>can't do anything remotely feminine without my dad making fun of me and making me feel like a disgusting monster
>fucked up at hanging myself the first time and now I'm too scared to do it again
Fucking why? Why do I fucking deserve this hellish existence? Why can't it at least be easier to die? Why can't I get a second chance at life? I don't know what to do, I just want to fucking stop hurting I wish I could die so fucking badly.
>>7595146
Cut that gay SWIM shit out.
>>7595138
I'm shipping boy-lanna x nim now.
>>7595146
oh you're scam anon
i'm impressed that actually worked out
>>7595139
Lol mine had black hair too, no frekers though that is MY job ;)
Brooke was an animal though very fun to party with and always had a great time with her actually. Very cool chick, I still miss her some days :(
>>7595153
you want something that isn't possible to achieve
be a buddhist, maybe you'll reach enlightenment
>>7595146
Uhhhhh genius. What if I tried this?
>>7595162
If I were a Buddhist I'd gladly kill myself and get my next reincarnation chance at life. It'd be better than the void I'm going to once I finally work up the guts to end my suffering.
>>7595136
your room looks really clean at that angle
>>7595167
that's hinduism
>>7595165
Good luck. Better off scamming bitcoins by listing dodgey shit on non-escro market places tbqh O:)
>>7595153
Make a change
>>7595171
this
i haven't had a blood test in 5 months is that bad
>>7595178
is your skin yellow?
curry is the best
>>7595174
>Make a change
I literally can't think of a single change I can make to fix my problems, but thanks for the vague meaningless advice.
>>7595178
Sure. Don't ask why though.
elanna is a twink
>>7595183
then you're fine
>>7595188
girls can't be twinks anon
>>7595138
well he's tall with light-brown hair and he gets all my jokes and he holds me while i fall asleep and h-HEY WAIT A MINUTE
>>7595188
she's too fat to be a twink
>>7595184
yr welcome
dump yr gf obviously if you don't want her
it's easy to love someone even if you don't plan a future with them
But be fucking responsible with her and it won't end as horribly as it can
Get a fucking career
Fucking work more
>>7595184
Don't be shitty anon. Hon-hood is a state of mind. Don't give up you testy bitch. Find what you need most to function day to day and get it.
You got this! Go get it girl <3
>>7595165
I wouldn't count on it working unless you do it very soon, because I feel like IHP will probably try to enact measures to prevent scams like that from happening again.
But then again, maybe not. I don't know.
>>7594902
>tfw want to give cute trans girls the thicc dicc, maybe get some licc
>>7595072
Prioritize mones over all else, budget wise.