is /pol/ a top or bottom?

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>>7579165
Mostly top but closet bottom.

>>7579199
Am I the only person here who loves to convert tops?

I let them fuck me a few times, and I worship their dick.

Then play with their ass, tell them it's thick and gorgeous.

They tell me they poop from there abs it hurts.

Ssh, ssh, baby it'll feel so good.

Cum buckets every time

Top only, no conversion

>>7579165
Designated bottom.

>>7579165
a bottom obviously.......only a bottom would try so hard to act all butch

>>7579165
100% bottom, 100% sub

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>>7579165
What do you think?

>>7580591
HAH! /pol/ hates that one.

>>7579165
self-hating bottom sluts

>>7579165

anyone got the one where they're flying in some vehicle and holding up sword or seapons all angrily

>>7579165

You must be new. About once a week there's a frogposter thread saying something like:

> I'm so confused! :(((
> I'm normally a /pol/ hate the gays type, but uh...
> I think I like men...
> I let one fuck me up the ass and I really liked it...
> please help me I'm so depressed

The answer is always Closet Bottom

>>7581228

can confirm

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/polgbt/ is the best thing that 4chan has invented.

>tfw no /polgbt/ bf

>>7579165
tfw no /polgbt/ bf to hate fuck you until you cry and then apologize by cuddling you for hours

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>>7579165
Neither

>>7582390
Why is this a meme? I thought that comic was normal, yet people act like it's Loss levels of bad.

>>7582435
>I thought that comic was normal,
That's because you are a mentally ill degenerate

>>7582435
>I thought the comic was normal

Might want to get your head examined. Normal men don't like it when the girls they like turn out to have dicks. Only freaks on 4chan do.

>>7582435
>I thought that comic was normal
kek

>>7582448
He already knows she is trans at that point, he knew before they started dating, that's just the first time he's seen her naked.

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A big part of /pol/ is gay as hell, browsed it for years and still have contact with a lot of thosei got to know.

a lot have gone from "lol fugg degeneracy deus vult :DDDD" to "tfw no bf"

>>7579216

Well, not quite the same, but I love to sub for subs and I am very insistent on domming doms.

>>7579216
Thats literally my fetish. I love to top masculine guys, specially those who say they're "exclusively tops".

>>7582435
>Why is this a meme?
Because the tranny is "the token tranny" and also the author's massive self insert, to cope with his own crippling gender dysphoria.

Would surprise me if the black haired kid is a friend/crush or something.

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>>7582448

It wasn't exactly a surprise.

>>7583020
What comic series is this called anyway?

>>7583074
Questionable Content

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>>7583006
I love to pretend to be a top so that I can get my ass pounded like it's my first time.

>>7583074
>Being this new

>>7583014
But the black-haired guy is the main character, he's been the MC since like 2004 or whenever this thing started, so he's more like the author's self-insert from back then. So it's more like selfcest.

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>>7580591
>>7580882
i like this one.

>>7579165
Top

>>7579165
I totally ship it. Maybe bottom

>>7579165

/pol/ here. Top. Entering your thread like a puckered anus.

pretty obviously closeted power bottom

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>>7579165
Only the Candian and Swedes are bottoms. The rest would rather see all you faggots gassed.

DEUS

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Time to go, you degenerate fucks

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>>7584741
VOLT

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GAS
GAS
GAS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8&spfreload=10

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>>7579165
I'd say he's a secretly passive switch.

Puts on an aggressive front but is actually a sweetheart.

>>7584778
fuck you, nigger

>>7579165
/pol/ is not a fag and likes women so your question is irrelevant

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>>7584710
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>>7580591
delet this!

>>7584782
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>>7584775
>>7584807
Triggered?

>>7584821
No not triggered just thought id explain to you fags that /pol/ is straight and your fantasies are cringy and sad

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>>7584726
>/pol/fags are actually taking autistic music's aesthetic for themselves

Kek. Pathetic.

>>7584830
Tell that to the many threads we've had where /pol/acks admitted they were gay.

And even if most /pol/acks are straight, we're still going to make these threads because it just triggers you guys so much.
Seriously, it's like posting Nazi propaganda on Tumblr, you don't do it because you're a Nazi, you do it because they get insanely mad over it.

To translate that to simpler, easier to understand words, because I know your IQ barely hits double digits as it is, you took the bait.

>>7585005
>this thread wasn't created by a Canadian /pol/ack and cross-threaded on /pol/ to trigger them.
Welcome to 4-D shitposting, newfriend.

>>7585005
>And even if most /pol/acks are straight

The fag delusions are hilarious. They think everyones a fag

/pol/: top kek look at these faggots they're offended by everything they're so easily triggered
/also pol/: wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh how dare people imply I'm not straight

Anyway I think the average person from /pol/ would act like a top but secretly are a raging bottom bitch who would love to take it up the ass from a guy :^)

One of my fantasies is taking a guy like one from pol. One that insists he's straight and gets violently angry if you imply otherwise. I'd be his friend. Say I have the same viewpoints as him. Act straight. Then one night we'd get drunk. I'd slip something in his drunk and out he goes. I'd dress him up in a maid outfit and fuck him senseless. Eventually he'll wake up, realize what's happening, and get mad. When he realizes he can't do anything to escape, he'll beg me to let go, but I won't. I'll keep fucking him until he's BEGGING for my cock, till he doesn't even want to be let free. The more they resist, the more I want to do this.

Call me an awful degenerate faggot if you want, but considering how often your ilk are forceful towards women in bed, I don't really care. All I know is I'd love to see a polack's tears as he slobbers on my cock that I had just taken out of his cute little ass.

>>7579165
neither because they don't get laid

>>7579165
They are represented bottom type

>>7579165
They're cishet dog shit.

>>7585075
You deserve to get Jeffrey Dahmer'd desu senpai

>>7585075
hottt

>>7579165
/pol/ is deep down inside 100% bottom

>>7581228
lol no there fucking isnt you lyin cocksmoker

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>>7587738

Found the closet bottom from /pol/

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>>7584835
>>7585005
>>7584830
>>7585016
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>>7585075
Why haven't you become reactionaries yet?

>>7587738
>>7585016
I have literally confessed I am baiting, yet you still responded.
That is a special kind of stupid.

Also, pedophilia should be made legal, your mother will die in her sleep tonight if you don't reply, I'm a Nigerian Prince, /pol/ is fully comprised of flaming homosexuals, and /leftypol/ is always right.

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>>7579165
I'm a polack but I'm the submissive bottom

And my bf is a dominant /pol/ack

>>7585075
>gays secretly craving the straight dick
everytime

>>7596295
>straight

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>>7585075
>One that insists he's straight and gets violently angry if you imply otherwise.

That's the closeted gay behavior, a true straight wouldn't give a fuck as long as there are no Stacies and Chads around.

And even then, he will not get truly angry (low-brow dudes excluded), he'll pretend to be mad because he wants to preserve his "alpha" image to potential preys and competitors.

I'm not sure what the obsession with pol is on this board. Is it like the guy you wish was gay so hard you're delusional about everything he does looking for the signs because you're gagging to suck him off? Don't lie about it either, we all know that guy.

>>7579165
both /pol/ and /lgbt/ are bottoms, the would hold hands cutely while both getting dominated by BBC.

>>7579165
Slutty sissy bottom that only does bareback and interracial.

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>>7596679
>getting dominated by BBC.

>>7579165
>>7580591
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>>7584710

Why is /pol/ not a fat fuck in these?

>>7605761
most likey /pol/,ers are not fat.

fat internet geek stereotype
have you ever been to E3.

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>>7605761
>implying /pol/ is the fat fuck

>>7605913
Come on! you know gay people are the most fit.

tops, but cries about it when alone
pure bottom

>>7585075
>tfw I want this too, but I want the person raping me to be a cute trap

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>>7605913

>>7579165
From what ive seen on there lately mainly bottom but only from chicks with dicks, not gay guys.

>>7581797
Confirmed by /pol/ themselves

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>>7581797
dropped pic my bad

>>7585075
Raping conservative men should be a thing among gays tbqh

>>7584830
nah, /pol/ gay af.

>>7585075
/pol/ack here, I'd be down for this so long as your white

>>7613217
You're*
My bad

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>this thread
I think you're just upset that we won and you lost this year.

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>>7579165

>/lgbt/ makes sexually fantasies out of their enemy
>Mostly where they appear to be submissive whores taking it from an alpha male


>Dares ask this question

>>7613545
>pedophiles who spread memes in exchange for pennies from Putin
>some of them even do it "for free"
>alpha

>>7613545
>>i like having alpha sex.
i find S&M cruel & disgusting.

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>>7613545
>their enemy
>implying

>>7613636
Yes, it's the Russians, it's not that the Democrats are out of touch...

>>7613545
>their enemy

/pol/'s favorite "redpill" meme comes from The Matrix which was written and directed by two trannies. Their favorite e-celeb "journalist" is Milo who is a huge flaming faggot that loves big black cock.

>>7579216
>They tell me they poop from there

NOT TODAY YOU DON'T

>>7613304
Trump won which means you get to top tonight

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I propose we dump /pol/ for /k/. He's so dreamy

>>7614812
/k/ is married to /an/

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>>7614867
Then we have to kill /an/. We'll present the severed head to /k/. It will make him love us.

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>>7606841
Nah gays are a little busy raping young boys.

>>7615239
But I'm not Christian or Muslim.

Bottom, but I might be topping for the first time next weel. Any tips?

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>>7614879
>Then we have to kill /an/. We'll present the severed head to /k/.

>>7606841
/pol/ likes it
& they know it.

>tfw will never have a /pol/ boyfriend

just look at how hot they are:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YGXwUc6aa0

Could somebody make a slideshow of the /polgbt/ stuff and add some kind of song on top of it?

Perhaps "Trouble" by coldplay.

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It really is a new level of pathetic to be so obsessed over people who hate you.

>>7624427
It's not exactly new. Straight people have been kissing up to other straight people for tens of thousands, probably hundreds of thousands of years.

>>7614812
/k/ is probably the gayest board

>>7579199
fpbp

>>7624652
/fit/ is the gayest board.
/r9k/ is the gayest board in denial
/b/ is the original gayest board
/k/ is gay because all guns in movies are actually dicks and when they fire the guns it's ejaculation.

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>>7591101
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>>7579165
>/pol/
>top or bottom

Top kek fags, but we have ovens for all of you

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>>7625473
You gonna let me in your gas chamber, /pol/?

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>>7625501
You have a choice, just as I did

>>7625473
You know, that I would take that more seriously if there wasn't a thread here every other week where a /pol/ack says he fucked a trap, but is asking if he's gay or not.

Or the very rare occasions where one admits to fucking a dude.

So, if there weren't cases where members of your board turned out to be faggots in denial, I would take you seriously.
Unfortunately, that happens with perturbing frequency, so /pol/ has become a joke in my eyes.

>>7628133
/pol/ spends more time here than they do on /pol/ desu

>>7625519
>Choice
So, correct me if I'm wrong, but the choice you're implying to have made was about engaging in "degeneracy", no?

In this particular case, you most likely mean homosexuality.
For there to be a choice on whether to partake in homosexuality or to abstain from doing so, both options must be atleast potentially available.

And, although there is no such thing as a gay gene, homosexuality has some neurobiological basis, meaning an heterosexual cannot be willingly made to commit homosexual acts, unless of course in a prison like scenario, where he is isolated from the opposite sex for years on end, and even then, it's in the form of rape that is used to establish dominance.

So, correct me if I'm just reading too much into it, but you seem like either a repressed bisexual or homosexual.
If this is not what you meant, then I advise you to be clearer with your comments, and to consider how they might be interpreted before posting.

>>7579165
There's no such thing. Normal non fucked up guys (the majority) are vers. I'd say /pol/ would bottom more often than top though

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both /pol/ and /lgbt/ are vers.

but when /lgbt/ bottoms, it does it as a power bottom.

/pol/ likes to be bossed around