perfect popcorn edition
• Informed consent providers: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
• Makeup for beginners: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• buddi
• Correct hormone levels: http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels: http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• need bf
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
prev. >>7564068
if nim had a cult following, the adherents would be called nimpletons
buddi
>>7565249
does the cult of nim exist
>>7565254
What is considered a large underbust?
uwu
nth for goodnight girls
i love popcorn
poyo
>>7565258
goodnight
good night qts
>>7565263
goodnight
>>7565255
over 30 inches
>tfw people like Papa John's pizza
>>7565261
Wanna see my kitty?
how do i make a covenant with the Grand Church of Nim, Adherants of the Holy Empire
>>7565266
Mine is 32
Is that still workable
guess who fix their sleep schedule, cleaned their room, and applied for a job she's probably not gonna get!
>>7565266
Mines 33, but still shrinking ;_;
>>7565267
>mfw someone eats little caesar's near me
>>7565261
>tfw drake stole all your cute anime webms
>>7565270
successfully create perfect popcorn
>still no email from the store even though the package got there at 8am
reeEEEEE
>>7565267
Papa John's is better than Domino's or Pizza Hut desu
>>7565274
mine's the same and i really hate how large it feels idk
probably fine because they can still get way bigger
>>7565278
Yay! Congrats
>>7565278
plz b my gf
>>7565268
FUCK no
>>7565281
shit, i meant to say "animal" not "anime"
>>7565282
I don't own a microwave
Can I break into my local cinema at night and use their machine
>>7565278
i can see the fucking stache
SHAVE YOU MONGOLOID
>>7565290
It's alive and well.
>>7565267
>LIKING THE GREASY SLOP THAT IS PIZZA HUT
>LIKING THE LITERAL CARDBOARD THAT DOMINOES
>NOT EATING THE CRUST OFF THE BOTTOM OF YOUR PAPA JOHNS PIZZA AND SHOVING THE ENTIRE SLICE IN YOUR MOUTH
>NOT CHOOSING THE SUPERIOR HUNGRY HOWIES PIZZA WHENEVER POSSIBLE
>NOT BUYING A LARGE CHEESE PIZZA WITH EXTRA GARLIC BUTTER CRUST
>>7565280
>Mfw Drakeposter saw people actually eating little ceasar's pizza.
It's a cruel world
>>7565293
>I don't own a microwave
Really? How do you cook stuff like ready meals or rice then?
>>7565294
Snickerdoodle is not for bullying
Hi I'm a huge fag
>>7565293
>microwave
Is it AGP to smell your own cock?
>>7565283
>Liking sugary tomato sauce and fluffy bread
Please stahp
;~;
>>7565281
>>7565292
awwwwh anon my heart
theyre so cute
heres a trade
>>7565297
never has a silent cry for help been so loud
buying oversized shirts y/n
I need some help
what's the best way to "come clean" to a doctor about selfmedding
I'm going to a doctor tomorrow for just being sick in general with the flu and I assume they are going to look at my chest and notice
Im 21 and have been on AAs for 3 years and e for 2 I get hormone tests every couple months and although Im pretty androgynous I still present in boymode and then but how do I bring up the fact that I also wan't to make sure everything is going good/no horrific medical damage etc
idk Im just very nervous and selfloathing about it
>>7565316
all my shirts are oversized
>>7565315
man..
>>7565314
>heres a trade
BUT THAT WAS MINE IN THE FIRST PLACE
REEEEE
>>7565327
what's wrong with that dog at the end
>>7565316
>buying
no, you're supposed to steal them from your bf (that way you get them for free + they smell like boy)
>>7565327
wtf anon
dont plaguarize
ive gotten most of my wubums from /v/ and /an/
thats so adorable holy shit
do you have this one
>>7565327
tfw someone drugged the animals for this webm, but the chara is immune.
:p
>>7565330
>bf
>>7565321
i like how larger shirts obscure my body
>>7565328
>>What the fuck anon
You've never eaten a ready meal before? They're like half my diet.
>In a pot for christs(nim's) sake get your life together
Meh, I suppose you could do it that way too.
>>7565328
TRUE perfect popcorn is made in a popper with nonvirgin coconut oil and flavacol, then put in an oven for 45 minutes at 200 degress to get of excessive moisture, put in a popcorn tub, drizzled with buttery topping and topped over with table salt
>>7565320
>Would you you prefer death by asphyxiaion or death by drowning?
;~;
>>7565298
>Extra garlic butter crust
>sweet Butter
>On pizza
>Tfw
>>7565340
IT'S NOT SWEET IT'S GARLICY
dominos is delicious though nim
>>7565331
i'm saving this one three times
see how you like it, bucko
>>7565344
but no
>>7565343
>>7565351
pls save that dog
>>7565346
>>7565351
can you stop giving me urges
fucking hell.
>>7565343
Butter is sweet! No wonder you can't feel the flavor after the diabetes grade tomato sauce on that pizza.
>>7565346
im trying to fairly trade here anon
i think your wubums are better than mine though
>>7565358
you just don't get it
>>7565303
Welcome to the club! <3
>>7565360
i hate babies
>>7565363
you're gonna make me cry
>>7565363
my local pizza is loaded with cheese and tastes kinda gross though
dominos is peppery and delicious
>>7565346
>Getting kissed by a rodent that eats its own poo.
Enjoy your toxoplasmosis
>>7565370
drake pls
me on the left do i have potential to pass https://youtu.be/TBAPgiKd-Gw
>>7565366
That's just so much effort for popcorn
Maybe next time I have friends over for movies
>>7565267
Never had it
Nearest Papa Johns to me in 20 miles away
>>7565374
do you want to try mine
>>7565377
>eating nim's popcorn
I'm not worthy
>>7565379
>supporting any business
>>7565370
> local pizza was awarded multiple world-class awards for good pizzas
I guess am good
>>7565356
just bully ugly animals that no one cares about
>>7565360
as long as they're cute, it's fine
>>7565383
>not just eating the first thing you see on the floor
>>7565372
>you will never get to have a dinner date with nim and share a delicious dominos(r) pizza
h-haha....
tfw autistic
tfw too depressed to earn money
tfw look like a man
tfw have to start doing yardwork again because i'm broke
here is a genuine nimpic
pls no hugbox
>>7565379
Aw
Thanks Sass
I'm lucky to have a lot of really good places where I live, the perks of living in the big city I guess.
That being said, chain restaurants are creeping in and it can be pretty awful to walk down a single street and see three macdonald's, two KFCs a Subway and thirty identical sushi places.
>>7565383
>Not wanting your community to prosper.
>>7565395
ewwwwww why would you eat cardboard drake
>>7565399
Daw cute cat, nim!
>>7565363
my local pizza place is amazing 10/10 but i can't really afford $25 for a pizza when I'm a poorfag
>>7565320
I don't have someone else's cock to smell :(
>>7565387
>multiple world class awards for being so good
sounds a lot like olive tbf
Good afternyan ladies~
Franna OTP
>>7565383
>not foraging for berries innawoods
>not setting up your own agricultural paridise
Fucking plebians
>>7565403
>wanted to have the workers of your community exploited
>>7565371
>>Getting kissed by a rodent that eats its own poo.
i've never been kissed by sass though
enjoy your poor immune system in any case
>>7565406
that's my lil kittty :3
>>7565412
does she do pizza?
>>7565414
frangi + anna was officially labled angie
>>7565413
you look mad boots!
>>7565415
>not foraging for berries innawoods
>depriving your local forest animals from food
i wonder if i should change my name
amber is really pretty and other people call me that so it feels a bit permanent
but abigail / isabella (isabelle?) / cassandra sound nice too
>>7565424
nope
she does (my heart)
>>7565419
But Lauren, you're a NEET who exploits workers by taking all their labour in exchange for nothing
>>7565408
>$25 pizza
What the fuuuuuck
Do they put gold on it?
I could get one of the best medium sized pizzas I've ever had in my whole life for like $9.50 right now
25 dollarydoos is insane
>>7565426
No it wasn't
She called it Franna!
>>7565430
i like amber
>>7565431
she pizza your heart?
>>7565413
Hey! When's the operation?
>>7565422
I have a cat too but the only camera I have has really bad quality so unfortunately no photos :(. Your cat looks really cuddly by the way!
OLIVE IM OFFHAND COMPLIMENTING YOU GIVE ME A DAMN (YOU) ALREADY
>ywn shit on saudi princes for hundreds of thousands of dollars
>>7565430
isabella
please change your name from fucking anthony
>>7565437
yeah it's nice, probably just me being indecisive
i like lauren :3
>>7565427
Mom won't let me nurse on her new blanket so I'm stuck with the one I already soaked up 3:
Hi everybody ily ^-^
>>7565435
>I could get one of the best medium sized pizzas I've ever had in my whole life for like $9.50 right now
isn't everything supposed to be really expensive in australia? here in the UK, an average pizza from domino's costs around £18-£20
>>7565445
(Yo)
>ash is roleplaying her cat
why does she act like such a mom
>>7565430
Amber is a qt name
t-though I'm totally biased and that's totally not my name at all
>>7565435
I mean it's a damn good pizza, probably the best I've had, and it's more like $19-$22.
>>7565444
yes he is ^^
he comes over to me all the time and lays on my tummi
>>7565443
Hello Sass! How are you? And it's Tuesday morning at 7am :s
>>7565449
you can sleep on my blanket boots!
we don't have to tell your mom :3
>>7565451
love you too miss alex!
should i change my trip from nim to emi
>>7565454
We'll I am a fur mom~
>>7565453
>>7565463
<3
She's loves fluffly anything, she will suckle on it until she passes out. And I love your ginger kitty! I want one so bad but my parents said no more cats :/
I know she's playing with me
That's okay cause I've got no self esteem
>>7565452
Well like
Our minumum wage is higher than yours right, but small businesses can't really afford to pay multiple workers $22 an hour AND charge upwards of $12 at most for a single pizza, because more workers means a not-as-high standard of quality control and more expensive pizzas means no-one's gonna buy your pizzas, so a lot of places just don't hire many workers AND they keep their prices low to be compettitive. It's pretty rough.
>>7565479
i aint got a lot of money honey
but i got self esteem
and in the golden age of travel
thats really all you need
>>7565456
>that exchange rate between euros and dollars
Someone's not been keeping up with the times.
>>7565476
nutmeg likes to lay on my stomach but he's so big that he can only lay halfway!
and in the morning when i go get something to eat he waits in front of the bedroom door for me to go back into my room :3
>>7565480
if you start a pizza place ill buy yours olive
>>7565470
i genuinely wish you werent so likable sometimes
>>7565480
>australians get paid $22 an hour in meme money to make pizzas
kill me
>>7565489
Psshhaaaaa get outta here
If I ever had a restaurant it would probably be burgs desu
Nothin better than a burger, a milkshake and then a coffee to finish on a cool rainy day.
Why is my mood all over the damn place
I don't mind being miserable, but at least be consistently miserable
>>7565499
>tfw your body looks different everyday
WHAT'S REAL
WHO AM I
SHOULD I BE SAD OR HOPEFUL
>>7565495
I think the min wage is more like $18 p/h but most places will pay more than that if they can
>>7565506
AWWWWWH
what a cute little terrier
>>7565512
Nope, can't be that
why, is it going to make it worse?
>>7565512
No but I went to new york once and it was great
Pizza there is overrated but dang there were some good burgers
>>7565498
but i don't usually like burgs
will you make it good for me
>tfw when only 15 pounds away from my weight loss goal
>tfw lost 40 pounds already last year and didn't gain any over xmas
>>7565498
Mmmmmm that sounds really delicious desu
>>7565523
Yea
I'll make you a pizzaburger with garlic butter injected into the bun
>>7565523
>DOESNT
>LIKE
>BURGERS
>>7565516
Oops! I was going to post a better pic :3
Her name's Molly she's gnawing on a bone and using her little paws to keep it in place! <3 <3 <3
>check thread
>shes not posting
>leave thread
>>7565535
>TFW you will never your inject garlic butter into Olive's buns
It's spreading
>>7565537
I don't like burgers
Empty words from an empty person
Hollow soul shouting hollow echoes back
Hoping for an empty heart to react
Hoping for a rejection of this empty person
>>7565544
Awwwwww, so adorable
>>7565549
No don't leave I'm here now
>>7565549
i'm here, i just don't have my trip on
>>7565529
gj
I wish I knew what my starting weight was, I was too ashamed to weigh myself
>>7565549
>check thread
>she posted when you were gone
>but she's not here now
>>7565549
Join the discord senpai. /lgbt/ has been brigaded since the election. Most lgbt anyways have moved on to discord because anonymity allows trolling.
>>7565544
CUTE CUTE CUTE
>>7565558
Uh
Did I?
rip in peace I guess
>>7565552
this is the best day of my life
>>7565552
It's not wrong :3
>>7565566
>she drops trip to bully people
>>7565571
What's the link?
DC says I'm not a cinnabon ;~;
>>7565584
theres literally like 25 different discords
>>7565566
prove it
>>7565571
tried that once
took what i wanted and upset people because of it
totally worth it~
>>7565563
oh okay i wont then
>>7565583
why doesnt she bully me
>>7565568
im here now thats all that matters
each (you) this post gets equals one more slap for sophie when i get home from work
i wanna gf to snugg
>>7565590
no ducky let me cook it
>>7565590
Where'd you get that picture of me.
Take it down. Now.
>>7565552
It sometimes feels good for your partner to touch your penis. What's wrong about this?
>>7565590
I hate it!
>>7565592
LMAO
>>7565598
why :c
shoulders: 17.5
hips: 35
waist: 27.5
underbust: 32
good, bad or fucked
>>7565588
Oh hello Homura.
>>7565600
i thought it was supposed to be like the every day until you like it picture
>>7565586
you're a cinnamon roll though, along with evangeline, maeve and nim
>>7565567
thanks!
And it's okay, you had the resolve to lose weight, so that's good!
>>7565601
Pgood
>>7565600
i dont mean it sophel
im just trying to make you laugh
;_;
>>7565601
Jesus Christ I'm a monster by comparison
>>7565601
hips waist and underbust seem proportionally good
shoulders definitely considered broad at that point
>>7565615
JFC you cuck
Transition already
Holy shit.
my waist:hip ratio is actually pretty decent
too bad my shoulders are so huge it doesn't matter
>>7565588
>prove it
oh you're not one of my anon fans, nevermind
>>7565622
okay
i'll do it just because you said so
>>7565630
Pls do.
And save yourself for when I'm on the market again.
can i still post this
>>7565618
if my hips grow or i put some fat on them will that be better
>>7565605
Idk ;-;
I just liked the picture
>>7565615
that worked :D
great post!
>>7565613
Lol, i mean i like cock so who am I to judge?
>>7565629
oh you're not her nevermind i will head out then
>>7565604
hihi lilly
sorry i didnt stay long
>>7565641
no you'll explode
>>7565646
yep
that's what i'm hoping for to deal with bad proportions :/
I feel lonely even when I'm around people who should make me happy
>>7565636
>When I'm on the market again.
>.>
>>7565636
and cut myself on your chin?
no thanks
>>7565653
what should i aim for
my hips were 36.5 before i lost weight
how do you measure your shoulders?
>>7565653
>TFW I gained .5" in growth in just over a month.
>TFW still have stabbing growth pains.
>TFW all I eat is pizza, poptarts, grapes, and apples..... And the occasional bread product
>TFW seems to be perfect bone fuel
>posts cp
>evades
>not banned
>posting under same name
>>7565665
Autistically
>>7565666
gimme yer growth pains NOW
>>7565663
i don't know, whatever you feel visually look best
>>7565665
figure 24 in this image
Hello mtfg, please acknowledge that I wish I was cuddling with a cute boy.
tnks
>>7565668
OBSESSED
>>7565673
how cute
>>7565668
Who?
Oh.
>tfw still dead inside
>>7565680
isnt that parrot's avatar?
>>7565659
My chin is a saddle, derp.
>>7565656
Never say never sassaroo.
You already know you'd be the first on my list.
I've always wanted to go down south.
There's only 2 likely outcomes from me being single again;
>Raging Bender into inadvertently killing myself.
>Slutting it up around the world until some Daddy puts me in charge of his harem.
>>7565682
yes it is
whos the imposter
>>7565666
my hips were so sore it was hard to find a comfortable way to fall asleep last night
is that what your growth pains are like?
>>7565676
u 2
>>7565696
sleeping on my side feels uncomfortable now
>>7565692
i posted your sad little cutting pics that you dumped when you raged a week ago
mado posted your nudes
i dont keep gross cone tits like yours on my pc
>>7565692
budd isla
>>7565689
do we lynch?
GET THE TORCH SOPHIE
>>7565673
copy that
>>7565715
i thought he only posted here because of you
why is he still hete
>>7565680
i miss parrot
>>7565715
E-chaser-relationship
I can't.
Just.....
Did he lick your pixels
>>7565707
pitchforks and torches are ready to be deployed! o7
Whos having autistic episodes today?
>>7565724
I AM AUTIST PRIME
>>7565724
The entire thread.
every day.
Forever
Didn't you know?
>>7565715
>so upset she headkeyboards until she finds something to lie about
cx
>>7565722
holy shit
i just realized you can tell me what hitler says when he breaks the pencil in that one movie
what does he say sophie
>>7565727
valq be my autism guardian
>>7565728
Idk, youd have to link it
>tfw no frangi to cuddle with
should i be nim or emi y/n
>>7565728
Stop hitting on phientrü
It's weird.
>>7565718
because he has nowhere else to go probably
>>7565720
he wasnt a chaser at the time i dont think
or he was
i dont know
but i mean i got snapchat cuz of him
so iunno
its w/e
really
>>7565724
mado did yesterday
>>7565728
>lying
?
Its in the archive lol.
>>7565733
emi
What do people even talk about on here
>>7565727
True but you can usually tell whos having an episode by the amount of times they post in a short amount of time.
I already know the answer.
>>7565733
Yes
>>7565739
i sadpost a lot
>>7565733
Nim
>>7565739
sadness.
>>7565737
do you still like the name emi
>come home
>drakeposter is still here
Fuck dude get a life
>>7565739
depression and drama
>>7565743
Maybe we can share popcorn some day
>>7565743
Hi I also sadpost a lot
>>7565739
All these flighty tripshit agp broads chatter about nonsense drama while there is occasional helpful insight for other trannies or prospective trannies, as well as advice of various quality for the same.
>>7565750
you are a cute girl
>>7565759
ok buddy
>>7565756
^.^
>>7565761
does that mean ur obsession is over
im just happi you ragequit the discord my friends are in
>>7565730
Chara needs some help
She needs saving from herself
I am protector
>I made a haiku
>I secretly want Chara to do domestic chores for my harem household
>>7565737
He was always a chaser
Or. Closet
Prolly both
I mean, he showed up here
HE
>>7565740
So, drunk me?
>>7565744
You're flirting with her
It's weird
>>7565750
Lolrite
Them 'men' these days
Should I kill myself y/n?
>>7565750
nimposter has been posting for like 4 hours
fuck that guy!
>>7565770
Idk what you look like from a side angle so, no
>>7565769
i wouldnt see how
but youre a really weird person so i guess thats something youd think
>>7565744
when it says scum in the subtitle?
its Geschmeiß, vermin/rabble
also, in the german communities, the attack of steiner is still a meme. saw it last yesterday
Why is sleeping almost as hard as getting out of bed un thé mroning
>>7565759
Is your trailer park snowed in or something?
God damn
>>7565758
Nopeee
>>7565750
Agreed. Dude needs to get a job or something instead of repressing all day.
>popcorn edition
>drake,isla,elanna,valq, phien drama
Perfect irony
>>7565770
y
take me with you.
>>7565769
>He was always a chaser
What's with this strange assumption that everyone here is either a tranny or a chaser?
>>7565764
I don't like to associate with people below me, mainly including you.
I don't have an obsession for you, I have an obsession for laws and rules being obeyed, which you are breaking at the moment.
>>7565762
how are you
>>7565769
he showed up here because people posted a link somewhere else on the internet and he was like
yeah ok ill come here and shitpost
then he stayed here because he has nothing better to do.
>>7565780
the drama really is that he posted child porn and isn't banned since he evaded.
>>7565777
im suffocating
pls hurry and come dig me up
>tfw no frangipane in my bed
>>7565777
>Nopeee
>trips
you sound and look like my cute anime girls.
>>7565787
iktf
>>7565783
fin fin <3 <3
>>7565790
Wow back off and go after trashy again or something
>>7565795
Sophelstruggle <3
http://imgur.com/a/p5vgb
reminder that drakeposter is a massive fag
*opens up butt*
come on home little one
this cocklust is 2extreme
I need a bf
>>7565770
n
>>7565739
being girls of course!
>>7565804
>I need a bf
weren't you in the middle of seducing one from college?
>tfw your eyes are permanently frozen in an uninterested expression
>>7565788
I look like a boy with long hair and boobs
>>7565778
Yeah
>>7565791
Hi sass
>>7565772
I've drawn an approximation here
>>7565781
I'll see what I can do
>>7565782
Why not? Are you gonna tell me some "it gets better" crap
>>7565810
tfw everyone thinks you are sleep deprived but you sleep 10 hours a day
>>7565809
he stopped messaging me ;~;. I've tried messaging him again a couple of times but no response
>>7565810
holy shit nim you have the thousand yard tranny stare already?
>>7565813
but that's a drawing of me
http://imgur.com/a/p5vgb
This is Boo, by the way.
>>7565800
boo's love confession for me is EPIC
>>7565801
chilling and enjoying coffee
well i just finished it actually
>>7565812
>I look like a boy with long hair and boobs
just what i've been looking for tbqh. i've always wanted a cute anime waifu
hey girls what is a hon exactly, is it someone who transitioned too late and will never pass? or what
>>7565820
Twinsies
>>7565813
>Why not? Are you gonna tell me some "it gets better" crap
Nah, it never gets better. It gets different and that's nice :)
There's so much cool stuff in life.
>>7565821
>posts it anon
>turn on name and post it again
>posted it a few hours ago
OBSESSED
>>7565791
Truth is, it wouldn't be out of heartbreak...
Just nobody keeping me down to earth and calm
I've tried to get her to leave before so I could just end it without guilt
>>7565815
>tfw everyone asks why you look so sad
who /comfy/ here
>>7565831
probably cuz you're not getting cocked desu
>>7565834
i dont think you really have the looks to post grace-tier level of selfies that youve been doing
>>7565818
its the trutransmarker
>>7565780
>phien drama
wait, what did I do? where did I drama
>>7565734
but what if I like the attention? :c
>>7565831
>tfw nobody talks to you ever
>>7565834
Can you zip that up the rest of the way? The pacifier is creeping me out senpai wtf
>>7565821
but it's late why are you drinking coffee when it's late
>>7565828
Yes i'm Isla
>>7565831
>resting elanna face
>>7565844
no im isla
>>7565839
so you wanna start some drama to shake it up
>>7565843
because i wanna cuz its yummy
>>7565821
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Pathetic but expected of someone pathetic.
>>7565827
Imo there isn't anything in life that outweighs the cost of living
>>7565834
is that a fucking pacifier
>>7565853
well yeah lol
>>7565851
it literally has a timestamp from less than a year ago man
>>7565834
actual physical proof that leftists are literally just big babies
>>7565852
but your sleep schedule
da bebbi needs sleep
>>7565858
that one isnt me.
ive never cut over a sink
>>7565861
my sleep schedule has been amuck for months
Isla please keep triggering drakeposter. I can feel his autism rage and its great.
ech i forgot those pepperoni nips
i shouldnt have opened that image
>>7565859
>a years ago
>>7565855
Well that's fucking stupid. I don't want to belittle your feelings but you must at least recognize that what you're saying is kinda shitty. There's a reason most people aren't on the verge of suicide, because suicidal thoughts are the product of mental illness. Get better and start enjoying life again.
>>7565834
If you're into little kink stuff, that's cool and all, but why are you posting it here? At any rate, I'm never comfy. I'm a fucking neurotic.
>>7565851
>>7565858
If that were kink harm, I'd be into it.
>>7565867
ye ive been staying up all night for like the last three nights
>>7565870
he doesn't understand im actually in love with him.
>want to go and play some M&B
>thread drama kicks off
thanks for that, now i have to stay
>>7565870
This so much, its amusing how desperate he is getting.
That's fucking low drakeposter, even for your pathetic self.
>>7565872
But if I do I might be reborn as a girl
Wouldn't that be amazing?
>>7565870
i was just posting cone tits
i dont think that qualifies
>>7565880
i can go further
thats fer damn sure
I don't have a pillow
>>7565870
hi isla
>>7565881
Phoenix, you are already a girl, there's no need to kill yourself to be one.
>>7565889
not me sorry anon
>i wasnt even banned because they dont count as tits
>>7565886
>Jacob
lmao
>>7565886
Oh, then you should kick the habit if you haven't already. You're a real girl. Don't doubt yourself.
>>7565893
>implying mods care enough to watch these threads 24/7
Pathetic.
>>7565894
That was the name on his bank account.
>>7565899
I have kicked it.
But I have to take pills to resemble a girl, so I don't believe in that.
>>7565887
Really? You and Edie are two of a kind.
>>7565889
i dont think you really have to point it out
>>7565897
>Same. Mine had a spider on it so now its on the floor.
That reminds me, I saw a giant spider on my wall earlier, but something happened and I completely forgot about it.
Just remembered it when you said that and now I'm freaking out a bit.
To this autistic anon that called me histrionic, narcissistic, and implied I had a "Web of lies":
>>7563525
>>7563580
>>7563615
>>7563634
>>7563672
>>7563686
>>7563718
Here is the proof you wanted, stupid fucking idiot. The whole video was 1 minute. I can upload the webm to Gfycat in 15 second intervals. Don't ever question my integrity or honesty again. Why the fuck would I EVER lie to a bunch of semi-anonymous strangers on the internet.
Here are the two most expensive items ($15,000 and $25,000) proofs:
gfycat.com
/RevolvingAffectionateAlligatorgar
Here are the two computers, 78" 4k monitor, Nordstage 2, Panasonic Gh4, etc (~$30k) proofs.
gfycat.com
/AlarmedHonestAngora
I tested the Amazon wishlist system with a $.01 paperclip tonight. Had a friend buy it then cancel the order, it all updated within minutes. So Amazon confirms the things have been shipped, the buyer can't see my address, and if they were cancelled it would update within minutes.
>>7565891
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Nice try pal
Can't talk the man out of me.
>When you're so autistic and paranoid that you think everyone is Isla.
mtfg is always good for entertainment though I guess fucking with autistic people is a pretty low hanging fruit.
>>7565903
i love edie
she's a great girl
>>7565894
jacob henry quinn
the 1st
tfw no sugar daddy bf
why live
>>7565905
>now I'm freaking out a bit.
Well its likely you have spiders around you all the time and you don't know it. They're not trying to hurt you, anon.
>>7565906
grats it went through ^^
no im isla
so are you
everyone is isla
is this bulging ethiopian stomach tru trans?
asking for a friend
I'm new but am already about to block drakeposter
god drake is a real fucking cunt desu
this is why mtfg doesn't need manposters
>>7565906
>she actually spent the last 6 hours in photoshop making these realistic looking webms
absolutely pathetic
>>7565916
I dont want to be Isla because then I'll never get out of bed.
>>7565920
just filter him I did long ago and it was pretty beneficial
>>7565920
Just filtered him, did Mankira yesterday.
>>7565901
Oh good, well I'm glad you're doing a bit better, then. The absence of pills wouldn't convince your brain out of this position, and I do think that's an important consideration. Believe what you wish, but ultimately, I think you could benefit from a shift in perspective.
>>7565920
werent you just whining about tfw no sugar daddy
>>7565927
Speak for yourself.
>>7565935
lul
stop bullying drakeposter he's a nice guy
>>7565866
>Don't be needy!
it's been like 2 weeks though
i don't really want to use a dating site to find someone bc this is all too much to explain, but then again i'm super introverted
you're all very nice and kind and pleasant
>>7565943
Do transgirls on the internet act the same irl?
I speak of course of the toxic or delusional personalities most seem to have when typing from behind a screen.
>>7565945
buddi jackie
>>7565948
ami nim
>>7565947
do i fall in the toxic or delusional category
>>7565947
nope tbqh, i am not reveal my true autism power levels.
>>7565947
Only the toxic and delusional ones.
buddi
>>7565915
Thank you nim xD
>>7565957
Oh.
>>7565947
i think people in general don't act the same irl as they do on the internet
>>7565947
they're docile pushovers in real life
>>7565947
well i don't act the same because i am in the closet
>>7565935
I know what you're saying, and if you're comfortable, good. I just mean that I don't think having the physical element affects what you really are. Transition is obviously beneficial for the disconnect between the body and the brain, but I think the brain is arguably the most important factor in this situation.
>>7565947
I was socialized through the internet, so my personality is basically the same. Although I've considered going back to being a stone wall to everyone irl because they depress me a lot.
>>7565961
oh gosh
you said it
>>7565934
Yes.
>>7565940
Yeah I'm not fucking volunteering you mongoloid. I do find it telling that you rail against men so often yet you want to leech off of them :^)
>>7565954
Delusional cause you haven't lost to cock yet.
>>7565947
I've only had interactions with two trans girls irl and they were both pretty swell people.
>>7565959
buddi
>>7565959
buddi
>>7565954
Yeah you're the worst of us Nim.
>>7565983
oh okay
>tfw the most toxic member of this community, nim, hasn't been exiled yet
>>7565983
that's really mean, miss anon
>>7565968
>:c
>>7565989
you have to be mean to survive around here
>>7565994
oh okay, well i forgive you then
>>7565998
don't you want to make friends though? friends are really cool
>>7565947
I don't like anime, on or off the net
>>7565866
It was good, we hung out and ate and stuff and watched frozen because I hadn't seen it
>>7566003
>don't you want to make friends though?
not from this cesspit
also, it's like 2:30am, go to bed
>>7566010
silly, it's only 7:34!
>>7566009
>she hadnt seen Frozen before
You're lucky you're cute.
how do i do the tripcode?
>>7566021
Phoenix#YourTripGoesHere
Tripping is a sin, however.
>>7566021
namegoesinhere#passwordgoesinhere
in the name field
>>7566021
Sacrifice a virgin to Grace and she'll give you one.
nim is a nimrod
>>7566018
About that, anon..
>>7566031
You have young siblings, cousins?
>>7566029
nim is a really cool girl actually
>>7566033
I meant nieces or nephews
I'm not used to being an adult yet
if nim were a disease, she would be called nimonia
>>7566039
i am a disease anon
>>7565874
eh? nah this isn't kink stuff, I just have a binky for anxiety relief 'cause I'm legit autistic
>>7566039
i like nymphoma a lot
If nim was a cloud she'd be nimbus
>>7566039
infect me
if i wanted to speak to nim, i would ask for her telephone nimber
if nim was a qt girl on 4chan she would be nim
Tfw gf uses you as a cumrag (male)
>>7565968
>I do find it telling that you rail against men so often yet you want to leech off of them :^)
i already do ;^)
either way, this general doesn't need retarded bro-ey "heeyyyyy girls wanna be my friend :-D" neckbeards
If I wanted to refer to nim, I could use a synonim.
>>7566049
yay new trip!
if nim were a type of indentation in a cheek, she would be called a nimple
Do not bully drunk chaser he is drunk and friendly
>>7566033
No, I only have an older sister
>>7566049
Grace is a pretty cute girl that browses here. She has a dirty room though, so be careful.
>>7566046
Maeve, where have you been all day? And by "all day", I mean "all my life".
>>7566062
hi miss phoenix!
>>7566049
Please don't bully me
>>7566062
im not sure
hey /mtfg/ am i popular here
>>7566068
hi red
>>7566065
dying slowly on the inside :(
>>7566071
Hello
I'm about to go work out, so see y'all later
>>7566076
lata red
>>7566076
oh okay, see ya
>>7566076
See ya!
this sub is gay
>>7566074
Why, what happened?
>inb4 my life
>>7566070
Sounds pretty abstract. Do you worship her?
>>7566083
>sub
you have to go back
>>7566084
my life
gotcha
>>7566089
I was rating my subway purchase
you all seem nice
>>7566086
Oh.
I'm not either, i have no friends...
Do you want to be friends?
>>7566083
>tfw gay sub
>>7566083
this is the best subchan though
>tfw sleepy and tummy feels sick but I need to go for a run and get in the habit of working out
I need some motivational music
>>7566092
sure! :3
anyone have advice on thigh fricking? I have a big thigh gap so it doesnt work super well (also bf and i didn't get lube so he was chafing).
>>7566090
>my life
Sounds terminal. :(
>>7566097
Hi :)
I was told that you are a cute local resident deity with a dirty room.
Is this true?
is phoenix a chaser
>>7566097
https://soundcloud.com/the-scenesters-run-l-a/i-dont-have-a-dick-by-captain-ahab
>mfw cisheteronormativity
>>7566085
In a manner of speaking, yes.
>>7566105
Pardon?
>>7566097
budd grace
>>7566111
i'm watching you
>>7566111
ARE YOU A CHASER
>>7566114
Did anyone watch the new transgender BBC documentary?
Good use of TV licence right there.
>>7566109
trip on, sass
>>7566120
Can't stand those desu
why would you want to be made a public spectacle of?
>>7566119
buddi evangeline
>>7566120
Which one? Transgender Love?
>>7566126
buddi nim
>>7566119
Aaaaa hi evaaaa
>>7566114
big ones for grace!
>>7566082
oh okay, sorry mister phoenix!
>>7566130
>I don't know what this is.
They're cool people who are supportive of the transgender community and open to the idea of dating a transgirl. Most people here eventually want to get a chaser boyfriend.
>>7566132
today was good!
>>7566131
evangeline will be happy!
>>7566101
Why are you thigh fucking just suck him off
>>7566130
a chaser is a man who specifically looks for transwomen to date
technically (trans)woman chasers can exist as well but they're usually less annoying
>tfw the guy helping me with my workout isnt replying about what I have to do for my run
I kinda hope I can negotiate it a little shorter, idk if I can do it for as long as he wants lol
>>7566138
SOMETHING ABOUT THIS DOESNT SEEM RIGHT
>>7566139
Oh? What happened?
>>7566133
Gosh I don't think that's gonna happen
>>7566147
How likely is it a chaser is a repressinator?
>>7566142
>>7566148
>>7566130
>I don't know what this is.
desu I haven't been given a clear definition of what a chaser is, but I can say with confidence that >>7566138 is wrong.
Generally, a chaser is a lala homoboy who fetishizes parts of a transgirl that make her dysphoric (i.e. genitals) and want to toy around with them/be topped. Chasers are generally viewed negatively because of this, however I've seen some people say anyone who would date a transgirl knowingly, interest in cock or not, is a chaser.
helloh
>>7566148
yes it will!!!!!
>>7565947
I'm the same IRL
may the lord have mercy on us all
>>7566152
idk
they're probably correlated, but you have plenty of fags like drakeposter and the rude anons who don't seem to have any intention of transitioning
i used to fap to trans stuff all the time when i was younger, lot less so now, was probably related
>>7566152
Highly likely
Assume all chasers are repressing
I want to date a chaser and force them to take estrogen and crossdress
>>7566127
Transgender Kids: Who Knows Best?
It has everyones favourite trans specialist in it: Zucker.
>tfw unpassable pinocchio nosed wide chinned disgraceful faggot to his mom who needs a lot of plastic surgery to pass with no money and too fucking dumb to get into a university to start a real life so have to stare at the computer screen all day for other people's responses just to remind myself i'm still alive
>>7566168
daffy
>>7566166
you TALK a big game
>>7566166
*chases u*
>>7566114
>uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh
You wanted inspiring, didn't you?
>tfw doc hasn't responded to my message about getting a spiro renewal and I'm running out soon
>>7566157
I mean there's a difference between my wants and being realistic, nimmy
>>7566153
Yay~
>>7566166
Now you have me worried about any guy that likes me
>>7566172
>These are all so different.
Some people (particularly unpassing, older transgender women) don't like the idea of chasers, but you have to remember that they come from an era where they had to drink cow piss and most chasers don't like them.
It's all a bit "fox and the grapes" with those people...
>>7566179
then i will!!
>>7566174
It's true
I'm too subby irl to be able to pull it off
>>7566181
Chase meee~
>>7566179
It's ok if they're just a regular old dude
>>7566168
Yeah kinda but less sad
>>7566184
i stopped liking chasers because as soon as i realized how easy male attention is to get i realized how absolutely worthless it is
>>7566186
>Chase meee~
But I'm not interested in forced feminization. Plus you do a lot of drugs so that's not okay Elanna.
guys where is natalie
important!
>>7566156
>subby irl
who wouldve guessed
>>7566186
>It's ok if they're just a regular old dude
>old dude
gross, but i guess that explains why your roommate remembers monochrome TV and knows how to use the choke on a car
>-2 months on hormones
>still look like a skinnyfit surfer dudebro
>shave legs
>put on stockings
>anons literally beg for your cock
male attention is like lining up for a soup kitchen
>>7566178
Thanks... I'm glad i passed your initial screening.
>>7566181
Why do you call yourself one then? Doesn't that lead to people assuming things about you?
>>7566184
Hmm, okay. But then why do many around here dislike the idea of chasers? Aren't most people here young? That's what it's like on the other boards i've been on.
The descriptions that the others gave make them sound like fetishists and i wouldn't like that, personally.
i am having hot cocoa because it's cold outside
i don't have whipped cream though which is bad
>>7566202
I'm like 63 years old tho.
i just had my height checked
im 6'0 not 6'2!!!!!
>>7566202
>Hmm, okay. But then why do many around here dislike the idea of chasers?
Influenced by older trannies, I guess.
>The descriptions that the others gave make them sound like fetishists and i wouldn't like that, personally.
Fetishists are quite gross, but it's important to separate them from chasers, who are desirable sexual partners and usually generous love-makers.
I want to fuck Ash so bad but I'm worried she still has her penis
>>7566201
I just hit 2 months too
how are your bobs?
>>7566202
he's another man who thinks it's a good idea to hang around an mtf community dispensing wizardly opinions and advice
it's probably like how i tried to 'collect' female friends because talking to them made me feel special, back when i was repressing
>>7566209
your posture gotten bad?
>>7566191
Hopefully raped and dead in a ditch
:b
>>7566209
that's good news, nim!
>>7566209
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!
>>7566216
no i stood up straight
>>7566213
no i meant minus 2 months
ie 2 months before i started hormones
i'm a bit over 1 month
>>7566212
ash never had a benis
>>7566219
:p
pat
hugg
rubb
>>7566223
I could, but it's around minus thirty out
check out PENIS, would highly recommend, worked wonders for me
>>7566232
rubb
>>7566212
it's inverted
>>7566203
not new relatively no
shes been absent elsewhere recently so im lookin around
>>7566235
where do i get penis
>>7566223
Okay. Hopefully we get along.
>>7566233
>i'm not in to sex
B-but it's fun
>>7566240
in never ever land
any of you attended pride?
>>7566259
no i hate fags
i just wanna be a normal girl
>>7566235
what do you do with it?
>>7566251
no it's not an inside penis or scrotum it's the real deal
she was born with one testicle inside her tho and she is intersex aka xxy
>>7566259
im afraid of going outside / being hate crimed
>>7566272
>im afraid of going outside
are you actually agoraphobic?
>>7566272
Don't you have your ferrets to defend you?
>>7566259
No, I have a neurological condition, I'd like it to define me as little as possible.
>>7566279
nope, that turned out to be a lie
>>7566264
Thank god someone else said it.
I don't know if it's because I spend the majority of my life beating these thoughts out of my head, but I can't stand people who showboat what they like to do in the bedroom.
Just keep it private, not everybody needs to know.
>>7566259
why would i ever go to one of those things
seems like a gathering for obnoxious people
>>7566267
succ <3
>>7566287
>Sounds a little pretentious, to be frank.
Frank is a weird name for a transgirl
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU WOKE UP WITH A VAGINA TOMORROW?
>>7566259
I go to the one on the 4th of July
>>7566294
id say yaeoo
>>7566294
make breakfast
>>7566288
>be ashamed of yourself
>>7566294
rubb
>>7566295
Wait really? My whole image of your life with ferrets has been a lie? ;_;
>>7566294
Quit my job and spend some time getting acquainted with it
>>7566301
It's not easy to get over :/
if that makes me a bigot, I'm sorry
>>7566294
go to a damn doctor
>>7566302
rubb
>>7566309
>not wanting a vagina
Are you agp?
>>7566294
find out the name of the anime i'm living in
>>7566307
well i know it isn't but I have a lot of trouble going outside
>>7566318
*climbs on lauren like a monkey*
>>7566318
*cums in lauren like a donkey*
>>7566318
Okay. So did i.
I dropped out of highschool for awhile because i was too scared to go.
But giving in to it only makes you worse.
>>7566315
i forgot what that meant
boy clothes are pretty useful for working out
i need to get some cute workout outfits though
time to ruuuuuuuuuuun wish me lucku
>>7566315
i'd argue wanting a vagina is more agp than not
maybe you're some kind of fetishist if you want to keep your dick but it's definitely not "self female love"
>>7566324
is this the new official grace angle
>>7566324
Good luck! Make sure to make it home safe!
>>7566325
Um the point of MtF is becoming a female, females do not have dicks. So a real trans woman would get srs.
>>7566259
I went to one and only one. I learned that the events are mainly for gay guys, lesbians and drag queens. You'll be hard pressed to find any transgender representation and the ones you do find will be 40 something mega hons.
Its not a good scene. I highkey regret repping a transgender flag when I went in retrospect but I was surrounded by somewhat supportive people.
>>7566334
AGP literally means attraction to yourself as female
dicks are not female
therefore having a vagina lends itself towards being AGP more than having a dick does
AGP is a meme word though
>>7566334
do real trans women cry in bed and post on chans all day
my mom called me an awful person
i don't have anyone left
>>7566339
agp itself does not mean that the person is not trans
it's a seperate label entirely, not a dichotomy
>its grace makes a self post every 5 minutes power hour
Basically you can't complete your transition if you don't get srs, the end goal is to be a woman so you need to have a vagina.
Case closed.
>>7566317
Boku no piko?
>>7566244
>>7566179
>>7566146
dont wanna be a 1 trick pony yo
hugg gelgel
>>7566324
CLEAN YOUR ROOM
SLUT
hrt implant y/n?
>>7566324
You're so cute! :)
>>7566342
>>not wanting a vagina
>Are you agp?
the point is 'autogynephilia' would lend itself more towards wanting a vagina than not
>>7566356
What is that?
>>7566344
Checked
>>7566334
dumbest post yo
>>7566362
I'm guessing it's like those IUD's that teen whores get
>>7566356
i really want one, but they don't to my knowledge make them for t blocker so I feel like it's not worth until srs/orchi
I've grown a repression beard while on hrt
take that
>>7566366
Hmm looks like we need to still keep you on the blue pill...
>>7566356
they aren't that effective iirc, i might be thinking of something else though, post the actual name of them
>>7566371
is this what you look like
EVERYONE
POST A PICTURE OF YOUR HAND
>>7566371
I thought it makes you molt
>>7566378
kms
it's prettier now, but still
>>7566378
Here's my autism mug.
I want a cute boy to tell me I'm pretty and hug me and let me rest my head against his chest.
>>7566381
jesus dude did you lift rocks in the sun all day before this point
>>7566373
Hi friend
>>7566378
>>7566378
>tfw have to keep nails short for training people with weights
;_;
>>7566384
You're cute Kiwi.
>>7566375
no
I'm much uglier
>>7566378
ugh
>>7566389
Not kiwi
>>7566388
Your hand looks really nice!
>tfw your lips are so big they look like botched botox lips
>>7566399
wait botox isnt for lips nvm
>>7566371
trip on sass.
>>7566378
>>7566398
Nice lube Snicks ;)
>>7566397
Thank you! >||< I use lotion every night and I avoid the sun so I think it helps~
you guys have some gross hands
I have giant man hands, all of yours are so feminine by comparison :(
>>7566399
>tfw have thin man lips
>>7566385
pretty much
i was doing yardwork all the fucking tiem for money
idk it's still obvious manhand but i think it looks better now
>>7566348
Do you sugg him often or what
>>7566398
hey snickerdoodle, you should buy an ushanka, i bet you'd look really cute in one
>>7566387
anon, what happened to your hand? ;_;
>>7566378
I need to maintain my nails better
>>7566402
lovely hands Sass :3
>tried to do the emoji thing
catching my breath because i misunderstood the cardio routine
>>7566332
has been for a while, it works so well
>>7566333
i have an exercise room in my basmeent thankfully
>>7566354
no
>>7566357
thanks!
>>7566406
I bet yours are nice and pretty, sheltered at home shitposting on mtfg all day
Oh hey snicks it looks like your picture got deleted lemme repost that for you.
>>7566344
SRS is to expensive for many so no it isn't required.
>>7566421
literally scum
>>7566421
What an asshole thing to do
Good job, asshole
>>7566386
ellie?
>tfw horrifying monster hands
>>7566188
I don't really do drugs anymore, where did you get that idea?
>>7566421
very uncool!
>>7566421
Wow
Didn't take you long to prove that you're a bully.
>this thinks it will pass
>>7566378
look im doing a cute hand thing
>>7566378
ok
>>7566334
what if you just want to be a girlboy
>>7566428
why they so spindly
>>7566433
are you trying to make me upset
>>7566436
nice MANicure
>>7566420
>no
it looks like a pig's sty, you should be ashamed of yourself
>>7566439
Yes
Someone rate how feminine all the hands are. Get to work tranny chasers.
>>7566421
mean!
>once again we encounter the remarkable phenomenon of cis men are evil
when will trutrans learn
>>7566439
if that's you, you're pretty
>>7566433
Probably will
>>7566445
everyones but ash and olive are manmode
>>7566428
nice quality picture there
is that the same camera they use to photograph bigfoot and aliens?
>>7566436
Good hands, very feminine looking.
>>7566446
hugg
>>7566378
>>7566334
the point of MTF is relief from dysphoria, "becoming a woman" sounds like some AGP fetish thing
>>7566444
If they deleted it, it was for a reason.
You have no respect for her by reposting it.
Very bad early impression.
>>7566438
When I was little my parents wanted me to be a piano prodigy so they put my hands on a bone-stretching machine and stretched them for two hours a day, followed by three hours of piano practice
>>7566444
You're probably thinking about the right person, I can talk about drugs and often do but I don't do them anymore really.
I'm a former drug addict and used to do them a lot
>>7566445
tfw chaser and I have stupidly fem hands
Literally the one part of me I don't like :<
>>7566457
>becoming a woman is AGP now
when will science save us?!
>>7566433
yup i think so
>tfw right hand is horribly scarred and deformed
this thread is not comfy
I'll come back later
>>7566448
Weren't you just telling Nim yesterday not to hugbox you? lmao
pupp
>>7566450
well yeah mine and a couple of others' literally was
>>7566463
iktf, i have relatively feminine hands for a man too
they're really small as well, which doesn't help
>>7566427
Yeah. Ordered some MDMA crystals the other day, should get here tomorrow I'm excited. What have you been up to if I may ask?
>>7566433
Looks better than me...
>>7566469
I don't remember telling nim that
>>7566455
I wonder how scary it would be if everyone post their feet
>>7566468
Where a menacing gauntlet.
>>7566481
Maybe it was someone else, she's always fucking posting
Yuck
>>7566486
>tfw you have cis woman feet
>>7566415
I slammed it in a window
it was very painful
>>7566495
BLEEEEEEGH
>>7566486
>tfw size 6 mens US
>>7566498
Yes, that was me
By E I don't mean ecstasy, by E I mean estrogen
>>7566486
>tfw size 12 hobbit feet
why does nobody here paint their nails?
>>7566460
i hope you can at least do some sick beethoven
>>7566472
>small
Same, doesn't match up with the rest of my proportions with wide shoulders and that type of frame finishing in smaller hands it irks me.
I think doing white collar work and moisturing too means I get told they're soft.
>>7566490
W.. W. What do you mean cute?
Guy hands are supposed to be big and rough and grrrr manly!
>>7566507
i'm not agp
if you've seen a pic of me you can guess why
>>7566507
because i still live at home and i still look like a dude
>>7566507
i don't want people to think i'm gay!!
>>7566490
Dang nice. Yeah I have a ductors appointment next month I think they might make me pee that would fucking suck.
>>7566504
Okay so I've been wondering. Why would he be calling you good girl while spanking you? I sort of get it cause to degenerates spankings are more of a reward but isn't the point to be degraded and humiliated?
>>7566514
this desu
maeve is gay?
>>7566507
I painted my toenails as a kid
then I scraped it off with a pair of scissors incase anybody saw it
>>7566507
I work in a kitchen and they chip and scratch off super easily so I don't bother most of the time. I do paint them for special occasions or if I have more than a few days off.
>>7566486
have some toes and a cat
>>7566530
More puss pls
>>7566530
why's that lil cutie lookin at you
>>7566526
are you a dessert chef who makes cool custom cakes?
>>7566509
Nope lol
haven't practiced in 9 years
>>7566530
>mac
>>7566523
wtf
>>7566527
Uh anon, you know that one of those is a French manicure, right?
>>7566535
nope :c
I don't know what to do
>>7566548
do me
>>7566527
>Errrm
why does nobody here paint their nails with the exception of one person*
IS THAT BETTER, ANON?
SHOW ME THE PUSS
>>7566548
ur mum
>>7566551
thank you be nice to us autists
>>7566545
Oh, I didn't realize that. Thanks (:
PUSS
U
S
S
>>7566419
Nice! I love that nail color! What is it?
I mirrored copy u <3 :3
Pro tip: never eat rye bread with Spironolactone.
TFW you see this body and get dysphoria.
go ahead and killllllll me
SOMEONE POST THEIR CAT BEFORE I FUCK A WATERMELON
>>7566572
ehhhh
its not fair to compare yourself to models
Isla is for hurting her back while cooking dinner for family members.
>>7566573
My old woman.
when you compare yourself to models you know you're trutrans
#cisgirlproblems
>>7566577
isla is for pat once
>>7566578
OMG KAWAII
>>7566583
She is my loveee.
>>7566573
here's a good cat
>parents have picture of ur sister's wedding party on the shelf
>tfw ur wearing a bridesmaids dress and look like a mega hon
>>7566537
It was highschool issue
>>7566533
>>7566573
>>7566534
She wants blood
>>7566573
this is boo as a kitten
FUCKING image limit
http://i.imgur.com/DHI4k0u.png
>>7566589
don't let it get you down